28+ thread Who is over 28 and still getting on /b/?
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Who is over 28 and still getting on /b/?
Yes
>>768053761
born in '75. been on here regularly since about 2007. yes, /b/ has always been shit.
>>768053761
40. Most of my time is spent on other boards since /b/ kind of sucks now.
inb4 /b/ has always sucked
born in 1967, /b/ros
Imagine being the old, unwelcome guy at the college party. That's people over 25 on 4chan. Fucking kill yourselves.
85 here, cruising across 4chan since 2009. Saw the "party van" in a custom tf2 game and googled it. I probably shouldn't have done that.
>>768053761
Don't be such an insecure faggot.
I just turned 28 a few months ago. Does life get better you old farts?
>>768054044
Know this. Time makes fools of us all. Remember that as you get older.
>>768054191
>when some old queer tries to say something profound and wise while hanging out on a cartoon image board populated by adolescents
You're not really in the position you think you are.
>>768054187
It does and it doesn't.
You have finical responsibilities, but also your old enough not to give into bullshit. You turn a bit hard, if that makes sense.
Also, look after your body, even if its a minimal change
>>768054420
For what it's worth I quit smoking a few weeks back. I'm just worried I'll never find a career and keep working shitty dead end jobs forever
2979
>>768054191
yeah but you deserved to be told that.
>>768054309
>thinks he understands the demographics here
Nah adolescents are just the loudest.
>>768054533
What do you want to do?
>make that 1 change that you know for sure will increase your odds at success
>>768054309
>Populated by adolescents
Yeah, about that. You know that William Shatner, Barack Obama, Danny Devito, Robert Deniro, James Wood & Seth McFarland have all admitted to browsing 4chan - specifically /b/ - in interviews, right?
Data analytics from Google & Alexa show that the majority of 4chan's user base range between 15 & 62, with the user base about 58% male / 42% female.
This shit is pretty easy to find with a 5 second Google search, /b/ro.
>>768054533
Find something you enjoy doing. I took automotive engineering in college, then police foundations 8 years later. Wasn't happy. Now I'm going back to train as a heavy equipment operator. (massive pay drop but money means little aslong as your happy)
The most interesting people are the ones who never know what they want to be. Most experienced because they try everything.
>>768054914
/thread discourse
28, been here since 06' (actually jumped ship to 7chan after the first /b/day but came back)
>tfw ive been a 4chinner for nearly half my life
>>768054914
yeah, seeing barack obama discussing 4chan on that david letterman netflix show was pretty bazaar.
>>768053761
>35
>I don't think I'll ever quit 4chan my fellow /b/tards
>>768055021
funny that he didn't wanna admit what boards he visits. kek
OBAMA IS STILL HERE
>>768054187
If you have stability financially, are in a good relationship, and have a career then yes life is pretty fucking awesome when you get older.
Only have 2 of the 3 life is still pretty good but you will need to work on what you are missing.
If you have 1 or less and and you are 30 you really need to get it together. No career and no stable relationship at 30 and you can get into a spiral were you don't have the time or money to pursue a career and your therefore your options for a partner are limited. Now you are 35 dating an overweight single mom living in a rented apartment and have a net worth of $0.
my bf looks like ops pic and he hates it..im 38 and still holding on to some idea of pulling off be cool..i dont think you grow any more after 24 and you think adulthood is going to happen but you just find that you live in a youth based world that you are no longer allowed to be a part of...
35, mostly check out /tg/ and /tv/ cause neckbeard
>>768055214
This.
>>768053761
32 here
>happily married
>been with girl since late 2009; married in 2015
>little baby girl was born in December 2016
>in school to get my NP in psychiatry.
>very happy
>been coming to /b/ since 2008, nowadays lurk on /b/, /ck/, /pol/, /fit/, /d/, and /aco/.
I hope this website stays in operation forever.
>>768054914
>reddit spacing
>inaccurate stats
>a handful of retards who don't belong here but are famous are somehow representative of a data set of milllions
Wow, you really told me, you stupid old faggot.
>>768055244
You grow when you get kids for example or take on a new massive unbelievably difficult but cool and amazing job you always wanted.
>>768053761
Cops, doctors, lonely faggots
>>768055094
And you got the kids on here thinking this is still some super secret club. 4chan's as mainstream as reddit, twitter & facebook.
>>768055298
I'm honestly surprised it's still going. Figured it would have been targeted for being the "internet hate machine" especially nowadays.
>>768055244
Blair and Irene?
just turned 28 a few months ago, been browsing and shitposting since about 2006. browsed during highschool, university and now at my full-time job during breaks.
does life get better as you get older? everyone older than me says that but it hasn't really. haven't found a good career or my life's purpose yet.
I told my parents what i wanted to be when i was 5 and none of them took me seriously even past my teens so i ended up becoming a top tier ICT guru with 15 years on site work experience at one fucking immense firm, but still not the job i wanted when i was 5 which is why when you dont do it, later in life you get depressed and kill yourself.
>>768055487
what do you mean...bf might not be right best friend...im a dude..
>>768055327
.>trying this hard to fit in
>>768055455
yeah, but despite the shitposts, it's still a bastion of free speech. holy fuck - I'm so drunk I had ti type all that super slow.
I'm going to the beach next week, /b/...wooot!
>>768053761
half my age
dk why tho, /b/ largely sucks these days.
>>768055604
what job did you want + why would you even listen to your parents about a job?
>>768055327
35 here.
Still the very same worthless life as when I joined back in 2006.
>>768055327
No ones buying it junior. Clearly your first week on a chansite. Lurk more & you won't stick out like a summer fresh fag.
>>768055214
Perfect answer
here is my 2 cents on life....life is a zero sum game...when God takes something from you, he give something of equal value in exchange..you traded the playground for girls..and when you become an adult you cant date and love like you did when you were younger, but God trades freedom for the girls...and as much as i loved being young and all of the fun that went along with it..i could not trade my freedom to have it bake..
>>768055791
When you’re good at everything it is hard to differentiate what you really want to do and as such my parents were of no use guidance wise at all when they should have been concerned about my education but were not. I am an autodidact as a result of neglect. Did ok but the job I really wanted to be was omnipotent musky smell.
>>768055752
Filters. I'm currently at 401 and counting, and it's making a difference slowly. Hiding them is useful as well.
>>768055214
Id love to have you sit on my face so I can eat your ass all the way to your heart.
<malksadfjaljdsflkadsjfl> lol >>768053082
>>768053082
>>768053082
>>768053082
uh oh
is that a 4
uh oh
>>768055915
I'm an autodidact too, from going to horrible schools so just doing it myself.
What the fuck is omnipotent musky smell?
>>768055902
worthless and retarded advice
>>768055933
Make sure they know you're hiding the thread
>>768056068
A Rocket Engineer
>>768055627
>can't greentext
>>768055796
>image macros after 2010
>>768055879
>Lurk more
Look at all these failures. I wonder why their peers rejected them and they ended up here?
>>768056102
worthless and retarded poster...
>>768055327
What's with the obsession with Reddit?? Go fuck off there if it's always on your mind
>>768056120
had a friend who tried to do computer science, failed, then become a rocket engine designer, no joke
>>768053761
36, I think, reporting in.
>>768056293
Thanks for sharing that, that is actually very awesome.
>>768055455
I don't think it will ever die. If it does another chan will take its place.
>>768053761
55 here nigger. Never better.
>>768056466
If >>>/x/ ceases to exist
>>768056275
>??
>teenage girl brained phonecancer
>>768054187
Nope. The fun years are behind you.
>>768053761
59 y.o. here.
>>768056999
How'd you discover this place?
>>768055933
Thanks, will try
>>768056108
How?
>>768056152
Lurk more goes back to bbs days, buddy.
>>768056293
Begins with G?
>>768056999
>>768057197
He's clearly guided by australian satan
>>768057207
>Make sure they know you're hiding the thread
>how?
Just post 'thread hidden' and hide it. You can give a reason if you like and then hide the thread.
>>768053761
I'm disappointed OP. You missed the chance for a fellow kids Steve Buscemi
>>768053761
Dirty 30 here
38.
sigh
>>768057630
>snap
>chat
58 MBA Married forever, do the 4chin for shits and giggles to keep up with what the kids are into these days. read about the chan back when you guys raided paypal etc..over the wikileaks thingy, been here ever since shit, like 10 years. I need a new hobby.
>>768058054
Noice.
>>768055214
holy shit am I fucked...
>>768053995
/b/ has always sucked, regardless of inb4
A lot of elders here stealing oxygen
>>768055214
>I'm on /b/
>I know things
I fucked around through my 20s, went in and out of college, finally took it seriously at 30 and worked my ass off, graduated at 32 in 2010 and have a hot ass wife, no kids, and make 85k a year. Guy I made good friends with was me but plus 10 years, fat, depressed, thought if he failed out of school he'd just take out a few $k loan and binge until he died. He's graduated, making 65k a year and just met a lady with no kids to fuck anything up. Age doesn't have much to do with it, anon. There are no requirements, just the imaginary standards you set up for yourself.
/Oldfag reporting in
Turned 29 today and been lurking this dank den of homosexuality for 13 years!
>>768053761
I turn 28 next month
