>29
>only banged 3 girls
Am I a complete failure? It's such a low number and I'm not getting any younger. Only saving grace is that the three of them were good looking.
No worries OP. I only banged 4 girls and im 24
It gets boring.
Dont worry OP, 22 years old here, only had sex once when i was 17 yrs old.
Life is so wonderful, life is but a dream.
I've only banged 1, I'm 26 and happy as larry. got bigger fish to fry my man.
>>704025334
shit doesn't matter dude
find what you care about in life, not what pop culture deems important
I'm 22 and have only slept with one girl, but I'm still with her and get it basically whenever I want
>>704025334
bait thread
guaranteed replies
saged
Long term relationships or just sex..?
Do anything exciting with em? Divulge....
How many girl would you liked to have banged??
>>704025334
Don't feel so bad I'm past 30 and I've never had sex
>>704025334
love that model.
>21
>1
Almost fucked my cousin though.
>>704025334
Stop running after girls like a dog. Chase succses and health and then they gonna run after You. Sex isnt that important
>>704025334
I have the same stats as you. I get a little worried. my three were 8/10 or better though, and I have sexted and skyped with some really hot girls too. I am fit, good looking, and always horny, I just don't like dealing with the before and after of sex.. women are really fucking dumb for the most part.
Nope. You're only a complete failure because you're asking about it on B.
>27
Only girl I had sex is the one I've been with for the last three years and have been moved out with.
>>704026212
>>704026392
>B
...
Get the fuck >>>out
i fuck the shit out of my hand every day.. some times twice. It's a dirty little slut
>>704026212
I've almost did my cousin to but I stoped it
25
kissless
the only sexual contact I had was jacking off with a male friend some 13-ish years ago.
>>704025334
Greetings!
I am 30 (31 next month)
Before August 2015, I had sex with 5 different girls. One of which is my wife.
After August 2015, that total number is 11.
Reason? I had to go across the country for work for 4 months. Made a tinder. Netflix and chilled a lot haha
tl;dr you've got time buddy, get a tinder, don't act like you're trying to get laid, then go back to cuddle, you'll at least get to 2nd base haha
>>704026498
Care to share?
>>704026212
How do you almost sleep with a cousin?
Only insecure faggots care about body count. Those guys who brag about their sexual conquests are the same 40 year old dudes trolling the bar for ass, striking out, and going home to an empty one bedroom apartment somewhere. Fuck that.
>>704026563
She was to young and I didn't want to hurt her
>>704025334
>cries about only being with 3
Try 25 with 0 on the belt you crybaby
Kind of.
I'm a splerg who can be super awkward, but sometimes you just have to suck it up and just be yourself. (being better then a 6.5/10 also helps)
21 and i've slept with 8.
passed up on a few, as well.
>>704025867
underrated post
>>704026020
>1 relationship, but only lasted ~9 months
>1 "seeing each other" phase, basically banging each other at the weekends, going etc but nothing serious 3 - 4 months
>1 one-night stand
Thats it. It's just the "seeing each other" phase girl, that one recently ended and it's just got me thinking. I've just turned 29, generally sorted in life (moved out 10 years ago), an alright wage in a career job, but I've had very little experience in terms of having nice times with chicks. Kinda feels like I've missed out on the best 10 years of adult life.
>>704026133
Congrats on your wizardry level
>>704026537
>2nd base
age 14 - got laid
age 15 - 3 girls
age 16 - 3 girls
age 17 - 5 girls
age 18 - 6 girls
age 19 - 7 girls
age 20 - 7 girls
age 21 - 10 girls
age 22 - 19 girls
age 23 - 28 girls
age 24 - 30 girls [current]
ive had a girlfriend for the past few months and shes pretty awesome. sometimes i think about fucking other bitches, but my current girlfriend treats me so well id feel bad about going behind her back
>>704026826
The biggest thing I can recommend is dont focus on sex, focus on being who you want to be while also bettering yourself. Once you're happy and confident grills will either come to you, or you'll be happier with life and not care about it.
>>704026806
How can you be sad about not having something you don't even know what is like?
I'm 20 and I've banged about 15 chicks. Not proud of my number. Makes me feel like a douche. I'm not even good looking or interesting, I just make people laugh.
>>704026938
>Lying on an anonymous board
okay
You've banged 3 girls - Like had sex once with each or more than once?
>>704026938
>lying on the internet
why?
>>704027025
no for real. i even knocked one of them up when i was 23. she said she was on the pill..
my current girlfriend cooks for me and sends my mail and just sucks my dick whenever. honestly ive never been with a girl that treats me so well
>>704025334
compared to all of the neckbeards on this site, your are a winner
>be me 24
>stop counting a long ago but over 10 for sure. >Sex isn´t a big deal.!!
>>704026563
I'm not good at righting but if you want to know more I'll tell you
>>704025334
Am 29 and only fucked a single one. Now go feel better.
That one for 10 years tho. She was into _everything_, even weirder stuff than me and I'm into beast and whatnot. So guess I can't complain, she was an awesome fuck.
Damn I miss her
>>704026606
>be me
>be probably about 8
>at a holiday house with them (their dad owned the place)
>nice place, out in the woods, pretty good trout farm nearby
>Spent most of the time shooting hunting rifles
>one day all the parents left
>just her, me and our two older brothers
>chiling with brothers, the two of us get bored with their warhammer talk
>go to her bedroom
>she starts rollplaying, pretending im her husband
>Idk what the fucks going on so i just roll with it
>remember seeing a girl at school with a bra on (even though we're all 8)
>ask her about what it;s like to have tits
>she takes her top off
>mfw
>door is still wide open
>she says "your turn anon"
>"w-what?"
>"i haven't one before"
>whip out dick
>"there's this cool thing i can do"
>preceed to to helicopter
>she laughs
>gets me to lay down on the bed
>makes a song about our different body parts
can't remember the lyrics but it always started with "what do you do with this thing!". which was usually followed by tits, ass or pussy.
>we do this for abit until we run out of body parts
>she lays down next to me
>she's in a singlet, im topless because it was hot as fuck in that jungle
>puts hand on dick
>"i wonder what it's like"
>footsteps in he hallway
>I just start laughing uncontrollably
>she starts laughing
>her older brother passes by
>stops.
>looks at us.
>"OOOOOOOKAAY THEN"
>continues walking
>left the next day
I doubt she remembers but nothing happened so i never brought it up again.
>>704025786
20 years here and same as you
Im 25 and ive banged 9. Looking for 10.
Remember though, a true alpha does not defne his goals based on women.
>>704025786
wait like you've only been with one women, or you've only been with one woman, once?
29
14 girls
my dick wants more, but head says: cheating is for faggots
>>704026938
You are controlled by your dick... reevaluate your priorities. More to life then pussy...
You are a whore, btw.
that's pretty sad OP, there's days where I've banged more than 3 girls..
guess i live more in a day than some people their whole lives..
i suggest getting off 4chan.
I've had more but only because I was so paranoid about virginity that I forced myself into sexual situations I wasn't really enjoying.
Besides number of women banged doesn't accurately gauge the amount of sex you have had. One good girlfriend for 4 months can provide more fucks and BJS than 100 different one night stands. The average logic is retarded when it comes to things like this.
>>704027653
she remembers
>>704027986
>having sex means living
grow up.
there's more to life than just fucking.
>>704027884
no this is true and its not something im exactly proud of. while it has landed me lot of pussy, ive spent a lot of time doing nothing but plowing pussy. while my friends were graduating and maybe fucked 1-5 bitches i may have been lapping them, but i was working a much shittier job with no degree. it wasnt till recently i started focussing more on my career and honestly im much happier now fucking 1 girl and making more money and progressing than fucking multiple girls and working a dead end job
28
Over 40 girls. But I feel alone, being single after your're 25 years old, sucks.
>>704028227
fucking to pass on your genes is literally the entire point of our lives. Everything else revolves around it.
>>704028118
its like 15 years later, is it worth a shot?
>>704025334
26 and only one. that was a fluke. im never getting any ever again
Soon 20 and still virgin.
At least not kissless
>>704025867
This
>>704027986
You are so sad
>>704028355
shouldn't be that hard to get a new gf ?
you don't look like a bag of shit i guess.. you already banged 40 girls ..
>>704028404
have fun paying child support for those 3 sluts a day
also idiocracy much.
>>704028227
>implying my life isn't fucking awesome outside of that
my man i'm living off a legal settlement and i'll be rich my whole life doing nothing.
its pretty sweet.
>>704025334
Some people here are wizards OP. Don't feel bad. With that said, I had 3 under muh belt at 16. But there's absolutely nothing for you to feel bad about.
>>704028333
You had fun; time to grow up. Nothing wrong with this, anon. Life is a cycle and if you do not go through it, you will fail.
So you friends who have not plowed that shit will most likely be the cheaters in the end once they are married. Getting it out of the system when the pussy is tight is prime. lol
22 banged 3 girls and 3 guys
>>704028533
people like you are the reason natural selection needs to be re-implemented.
>>704025334
I am a 23 year old wizard, you're not even close to a failure
>>704028514
I'm actually very ripped and go to gym every day. I take great care of my body. But like many others like me say... sure you get a great body, and you get lots of sex, but in the end you feel alone.
>>704025334
People in our age range are supposedly having the least amount of sex and it is hypothesised that it will dwindle down further for those younger than us. Won't be long before being a wizard is the norm.
>>704028589
Lol stop lying virgin
>>704028717
As he's banged so many chicks, natural selection would be working in his favor. All those potential offsprings to carry on his genes.
>>704026276
>this
>>704025924
If you can get it basically whenever you want... Why don't you get it more often then? The fuck?
>>704025334
27, at number 2, my at number gf = 17. Even she made fun of me
>>704025334
Feeling bad?
I'm 27 and I've only banged 1.
>>704028779
You can't be a wizard until you're 30 + virgin anon
Also I didnt get my first kiss/fuck/relationship until I was 23. She was hot as well, so chin up.
>>704025334
Don't worry bro I'm 32, no sex.
>>704028514
You'd be surprised. Above a certain age good looking guys seem suspicious, a lot of girls have had bad experiences in the past and don't trust a man seeking a relationship.
Bitches might complain that we like younger girls, but the real reason for that is they don't carry this implicit bias and can actually engage with you on a level approaching vulnerability.
>>704028631
amen to that i guess. its like i was saying with this girl im dating now.. i probably could be banging other girls. but why. i get a lot more out of the comfort this one girl brings me than the excitement that banging a new one will. not saying im going to marry her but why ruin a good thing for something ive already had
>>704026296
Why not hookers? I think I'm about to get into hookers. I love pussy so much but I can't stand bitches and I hate the trivial bullshit that comes with having a gf and dating and all that shit. I mean I can get pussy p easily, but I just hate wasting the effort on them. Anyone have experience with prostitutes?
>>704026499
Dubs checked and kek wtf dude
>>704029028
>I'm 27 and I've only banged 1.
Same here. And she was a hardcore slut, size-queen, bottom-feeding trailer trash who is full of herself. Sometimes I wish I was a virgin...
>>704026537
Wat
>>704025334
No worries...
Was 29 when I fucked my first girl (hottest co-worker ever, perfect body), since then fucked 40+, found the good one 2 years ago, gonna get married next summer. Still fuck my 1st one occasionally. She married a wealthy dude and got a baby, but still call each other every few months if we want crazy sex...
I was 340lbs from 18->27 and started to run and cycle everyday... reached 180lbs at 29 and the sex streak started. Got bored after some time, wanting to settle down with a girl I can trust... now perfect combination... a 8/10 trusty girl to live with, a 10/10 girl (I ll never trust) to fuck
>>704029119
I'm your age and find that when girls show interest in me first, they're always early 20's.
I know most guys would love that but honestly I'd rather have a GF my own age, 25+, but I don't seem to be even on their radar
Im 25 and havent had sex. Dont worry op, you are doing good
>>704027653
She remembers dude. That window is almost certainly still open
>>704028853
Kek ok
>>704025334
That Kato chick has perfect ass.
>>704029445
Wanna elaborate a bit?
>>704025334
32 and 2
they were both banging hot too as well
>>704029429
Young (legal) pussy is where it's at dude. Fucking trust me. But why only interested in chicks your age?
>30
22 girls ..sigh not sure if that's good or mediocre or more than likely doesn't really matter
>>704025334
You'll be dead in 30-40 years, you're about half way.
If all that matters is how many fuck holes you've pumped tean kys now.
take this shit
http://cheesespin.net/
>>704025334
33 and only banged 1 girl and she's my wife, she was my girlfriend since I was 17
>>704026212
who is that?
>>704029788
That's def good broski
>>704029785
More common cultural references I guess. With younger chicks ya gotta pretend to be up to date with that shit. But chicks that age actually want to be with someone. Not this fake not tryna be with anyone nonsense, in ten years we'll be no different from the parasite singles in Japan.
>>704029868
Can you honestly say you're both still happy? Not trying to talk shit or anything, just genuinely curious. I dated a chick from age 15-21. Only girl I've ever truly loved. Have had 2 serious relationships since, each lasting about 18 months, (I'm 26 now), and investing all that time in a chick, especially the first one I dated forever, has really made me just not want to even take the time for all that bullshit anymore. That's why I'm asking
>>704025334
Quality > Quantity
Up to you OP.
>>704030156
Yeah I know what you mean with that. Definitely. Good thing for me is despite having a career and a good (looking) future, I've always remained pretty young at heart. I hate getting older and I'm also lucky to look really young for my age. I could legit pass for a high school kid even though I graduated from college 3 years ago. It is tiring though so I def feel ya on that. What did you mean by that Japan thing?
>>704029785
I'm growing tired of the party/club social life. I want to chill out more in general, spend weekends away doing things etc instead.
Chicks in their early 20's have no idea what they want. They'll be mad about you for a couple weeks then instantly jump ship the second another cock comes along. I'm just kinda over that lifestyle now, 29 going on 50.
>>704030615
Are you not
>>704030156 ?
>>704030745
no I'm the guy you asked originally
>>704025334
idiot, you could be a wizard next year
>>704029868
Your living a dream rock on and be happy forever
>>704030608
Japan is dying of old age, and the young refuse to couple anymore, remain single into 30s and 40s without making their demographic contribution, hence the label parasites.
>>704029868
you could be /pol/s idol
>>704030813
Oh lol tf was that dude answering me for? Well refer to my response to him then and that's my situation. I most def feel you on that shit dude. I partied so much in high school and college, developed a pretty bad drinking problem in the process too. Had to give it up and will be 3 years sober this October. So as you can imagine, that really throws a monkey wrench into things. Everyone drinks. Hard being a younger dude who doesn't drink, especially these days, and be involved in that whole scene. I relate like a MFer on the 29 going on 50 thing.
>>704025334
>27
Banged about 30
Didn't make me any happier, I just learned how that women are much less complex than they'd want you to believe.
>>704025334
If they we're good looking that just means you we're picky. Bad looking girls are just as nervous as bad looking guys, it's hard for them to approach guys.
>>704026212
I regularly fuck my cousin even when has a girlfriend
Public Class Person
{
Public int age = 24;
Public string Name = "Anon";
Private int Fucked = 2;
}
Public bool IsShamed(Person anon)
{
If(Person.IsShamed)
return false;
else
return false
}
Yes, I am programmer. Yes, we can fuck too. Yup, only two, not a shame imo.
>>704031674
It WOULD be worse, due to.that fact that women can't actually take rejection. But internet dating and facebook means that even a 4/10 girl has a bunch of thirsty incels fawning over her every post and overinflating her ego.
>>704032074
You use Java though... Speaks for itself
>>704032257
That's fucking truth right there
>>704032318
Its not Java, its C# mate (I know, almost the same, and cannot discribe by that amount of code)
>>704025334
From all virgins of /b/, FUCK YOU.
>>704025334
The average adult has 8 different partners over their entire life span your slow on the uptake nigger but not a failure
>>704032257
>>704032423
I know a couple landwhales, decent enough people but they legit bitch about guys "chasing" them.
They literally look like piles of unused lard and guys still try and tap that, yet an average guy who looks after himself can have trouble getting anything.
>>704032539
That's only because the faggots here are bringing down the average
31
9 grills including an ex wife
Women are scum
Don't bother
Hand is better
Don't worry about pussy
Save your money
Work on your own pursuits
Settle down once you're too old to care
Get a fucking prenup
>>704032783
>>704032074
Why do all code paths return the same value?
>>704032783
Hand is def not better lol. Handjobs are dope tho
>>704025867
this guy. Don't make your entire life about woman, just make a part of it about woman.
Lower your standards OP and you're guaranteed to get laid. Trust me.. works every time.
Last two girls I've woken up next to in the morning couldn't even get me wood because of their ugliness. Didn't even cum in the night because the shame.
>>704032257
This is a huge problem. The mainstreaming of internet dating has basically made it a buyers market. Why bother getting to know guys when theres 50 or more matching you every day?
>>704033071
Most women really, aren't worth the bullshit.
>>704032074
Get the fuck out with your 1 week crash course programming "skillz"
>the cringe
I am 25 and have slept with somewhere around 23-27 girls. However most of those I would say happened between 16-20. I would say around 16 or so in that time. So take that as you will.
>>704032924
Broke up with the GF last month, been thinking about printing this out huge and framing it for inspiration lol
>>704028118
>>704028410
how fucking dense are you.
Anon KNOWS she remembers, bc SHE is anon. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY YOU COUSIN FUCKING FAGGOT
>>704032994
cuz there is no shame having 2 girls?
>>704025334
I'm at 2, at 21. Both were girls I that I met on okcupid. Both lasted ~6 months. I want to get laid again, but don't want to get to far into a relationship cause my buddy and I are gonna move out of state sometime next year. How can I just get poon without the strings.
>>704033444
Now that is true.
>trips of truth checked
>>704028717
natural selection was never and could never be stopped you fucking mongoloid. its NATURAL selection.
>>704025334
I love Kato, she's so gorgeous. Dream girl for sure.
>>704033458
yeah yeah kiddo, go kill yaself, or play league of legends with that attitiude
>>704029873
It's Kato, the steampunk trend setting beauty. Dream girl for sure.
>>704029643
>be me 25 yo
>qt3.14 coming
>didnt fuck
>>704028404
We make our own individual purposes for living. As a species we've evolved past such primitive priorities.
27 today, just hit 30 two days ago. Also one bj from some nigger bitch but that's not intercourse so I don't count it.
28 here, 3 girls and 1 prostitute.
4 me is not a real problem. i have money, a good health,and i have you anons
I'm 27 and have sex with just 1 girl, my actual gf for 10 years... We usually have sex 2 or 3 times a week so probably I had more sex of most other people
>>704032698
landwhales are hot
not complaining men
>>704025334
Did you bang three times or thre girls? Its a big difference. Im married so I only bang my wife now but more than once...
>>704036336
It fucking says 3 girls.
read retard
>>704036508
Could mean 10 times each... still only three girls.
>>704025334
I'm also 29. I've banged over 30 girls, and I can tell you it's the quality, not the quantity. However, having a lot of girls with different wants and personalities has helped me develop a better sense of what I want, and I don't ever feel desperate enough to have to bang a fat chick anymore, since I've seen virtually every pussy there is.
>>704033634
Tinder.
>>704036665
exactly, don't know what the hell you're confused about. Is english your second language
>>704034493
>>704036834
don't you need to connect it with your fb account? if you don't I'm down
>>704036907
I don't remember, since I've been steady with a girl for 9 months now. But if you do, just make a spoof facebook. I've done it a million times. Use a name that's believeable, not like Jimmy Rustle or Haram Bay.
>>704025334
You're 29. Grow up.
>>704028526
>idiocracy
keep wishing faggot
his genes continue
yours don't
his are obviously superior
>>704037138
>just make a spoof facebook. I've done it a million times
Hmm. Not sure how I feel about this. Did the relationship w/ any of those sluts ever get to a point where you told her your real name?
>>704037264
Tinder only uses your first name, and they can't view your Facebook through Tinder.
Don't worry OP, I'm 24 and fit as fuck with a big dingus. But I only have been with 7 women. It's like I'm the best Gundam with the worst pilot
>>704037341
intredasting
I'll look into it then. Only thing is I still live at home with my parents. I remember having to meet at a motel a few times with my ex just so we could fug, you ever do this?
>>704025334
pfff. 23 and no sex
>>704037502
Dude, depending on where you live, most people still live with their parents up until their 30s. Don't sweat it. Hotel is smart for the first date anyway, because if they end up being fucking psycho stalkers or cat fish, they will never know where you live.
>>704033458
THIS fucking nerd took 1 java course in college and thinks he is a programmer. Get real kid.
pathetic faggots
>>704034019
kys, ur the reason computer science majors look bad lmao
>>704032074
nice code! Even us hackers can fail, don't worry xD
>>704037720
Sounds good anon. I'm sitting at home drunk and doing online class homework right now browsing bitches on okcupid, BUT I'll for sure look into tinder now anon. thanks
>>704038101
NP, happy hunting. Some tips - most girls put something along the lines of "Definitely not here just for sex" or "not DTF on the first date". Ignore that shit.
If they don't have at least one full body shot that looks recent, they are fat catfish. Avoid.
Girls hate when guys take selfies. Get some nice candid photos or professionally taken photos up there instead.
Happy hunting!
31 and still virgin any thoughts ?
>>704032074
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>>704039129
did you enjoy leading the fellowship on an adventure?
Fags...I'm 33 and I've banged more girls this year than in all my previous years combined. Banged at least 1 new girl each month, trying to make it 12 for 12.
>>704038340
>If they don't have at least one full body shot that looks recent, they are fat catfish
Learned this the hard way through okcupid. not catfish, but chubbier than i thought.
You're the best anon. got my shift covered tonight so I'm already pretty fucked up, still got some hw to do though, ever read a farewell to arms by hemmingway? I sure as hell haven't but I gotta quiz over the first 14 chapters todayt
Why do people care so much about how many they have fucked? i dun get it...
24.
Banged 15.
12 of those was when I was in college.
>>704026499
Why didn't you makeout with him, you fag?
>>704025334
I'm 20 and only been with one girl. I'm ok with it since we are still together.
>>704041286
For guys its a sign of success because you need alot of attractive traits, skill and a good amount of luck to get a girl to fuck you
Besides sex is amazingly fun so more sex = more fun
Same logic as why do people care if theyve traveled to alot of places, wouldnt once be enough?
>>704025334
Theres more to life then sex holy shit
Go find something else to enjoy and stop stressing about how many girls you have stuck your dick in
>23
>KHV
>Nobody even believes me when I tell them because I'm normal and confident
>Women hate me
>I can't stand women, but hide it in public
>Looking forward to a future of money and free time, no temptation to deviate at all
You will never be on my level.
>>704042603
But sex is easily the best (and hardest to attain) part of life mate
>Im 19 turning 20 in 3 weeks
>Fucked 12 girls
>Fucked 5 prostitutes, not included in original count
Everyone who says sex gets boring, just has boring sex.
>>704042803
See not for me.
I mean I love it obviously but the best part of life? Nah, no way.
