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top snek
>mfw badj thread
Do you know how snek you were going?
>>704029695
cute doges
>>704029825
>>704029926
>>704030035
cute things <3
>>704029995
no clue
>>704030175
Thats ok, ill let you off with a warning.
you rang?
>>704030287
I don't have many sneks.
>>704030361
Nee, Daarin~~!
>>704030361
Hey Guy
>>704030413
Shame
>>704030471
ohayooo
>>704030471
I do have some, but I won't snek because I don't want trouble.
>>704030475
yeyeye
>>704030693
I think you'll be fine.
>>704031081
But what if I won't?
>>704031235
The world will be a sadder place.
>>704031219
>>704031309
What if we're all just dying really slowly?
>>704031401
Im pretty sure we are.
>>704031401
actually, we are
>>704031550
Ok, now I'm slightly panicking.
>>704031578
Why couldn't we die faster? Oh wait...
After age 21 your body no longer produces new cells at the same rate, you reach a tipping point where growth is no longer happening and cell death slowly starts from there.
real top snek
i don't understand the reference but if they're the top snek for you then they're the top snek for you
Requires 3DS for extra fun
>>704031920
tfw you've been dying at an accelerated rate for the past 3 years
>>704033147
Swedes are the real perverts.
>>704033599
It's actually the top snek for bazza
hai howu~?
>>704033743
obviously
>>704033907
Is it wrong to want to visit Sweden solely for that purpose?
>>704033743
i'm alright, tired and i had plans but my friend cancelled on me so i have nothing to do now
what about yourself?~
>>704034129
You should do things.
I'm alright, still a bit sick, but feeling much better than on monday for example.
>>704034287
what sort of things
i might play battlefield 4 since my friend gave me his origin account with it but idk
awe. at least you're doing much better. that's what matters
>>704033694
that was dumb
>>704034569
hmm... follow your heart.
Yeah, now it's just coughing up and sneezing out shit, the final stages of getting better.
>>704034789
yeah, i'm not sure what i want to do
this is true. happy to hear you're getting better!
>>704035245
I think the question here is WHO to do : ^)
>>704035544
if it was that then I know what my answer would be
>>704035588
Oh?
>>704035806
yeah, i'd answer "nobody around where I am that I know about"
but that's alright
>>704035960
rip in pies
>>704036131
pie sounds good right about now
>>704036161
I don't think I could handle a pie right now. Just ate a whole lotta steak.
>>704036439
steak is good, but you should always make sure you have enough room for pie if there is pie availalbe.
i've eaten a whole lot of nothing today
>>704036520
yes, hello
>>704036529
I know, the steak was just so delicious.
You should eat something.
>>704036640
steak can be quite delicious, so it's okay
i know i should but i'm just not feeling hungry
i think i went from eating a lot to eating barely anything in just a few months
>>704036640
Hey Badj.
>>704036858
This one was SO good.
Just eat a little, a few slices of bread or something.
>>704036872
How's it?
>>704037477
how good are we talking?
i'm just not really hungry, i'm probably going to wait until my dad makes dinner in a few hours
>>704037477
Things suck right now.
>>704037713
So good it practically melts in your mouth.
Oh, ok then.
>>704038141
Why's that?
>>704038502
that's pretty good
yeah, i've just not really been hungry all that much lately. i've had barely a meal to maybe two a day for the past long while if it's not just a snack here and there instead of a meal
>>704038733
yea ikr
That doesn't sound too bad, tbh
>>704038834
it's not bad, i'm still eating enough to not die which is okay
>>704038502
You haven't been around for the shit that's been happening to hunnibuns. Tuesday, a co-worker of his at the airport made up a story that he was going to come in and shoot up the place. Instead of following procedure and letting security handle it, his manager went straight to the FBI, so hunnibuns showed up to work to be detained for questioning. After that was done and they were doing the psych evaluation, he fucked up and made a quip about going home and forgetting about all this with a bottle of booze and pills when they asked him if he was feeling suicidal. So now he's at mood ward of the psych hospital my sister and I, funny enough, used to work at. They should be discharging him today, but I haven't heard anything yet.
>>704038975
Yeah, that's not bad.
>>704039148
Wow, that's... kinda harsh. That's a rather quick escalation of events.
>>704039885
Yup, and he's got the makings for a good lawsuit on his hands.
>>704040448
Think he's gonna take it to court?
>>704040740
Depends on if they try to fight it. The company he worked for will most likely try to settle out of court, since there's a laundry list of shit he has on them with how he was treated before the incident. He's going to take the guy that made up the story to court to pay for the medical bills.
>>704041070
It always seems so alien to me that you guys have to worry about medical bills and such.
>>704041215
Our health care system is terrible. And Obamacare made it worse.
>>704041399
those proportions are so bad it hurts
>>704041399
:/
>>704041593
>Furries
>Knowing how to actually draw
>>704041599
I'm probably going to get hit extra on my taxes next year for not being able to afford health insurance if something doesn't happen before the end of the year.
>>704041913
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under socialism, the reverse is true.
maybe there's a political system made by aliens that is beyond our comprehension but is superior in every way
>>704042099
No system is perfect, but could we at least get one that doesn't fine people for being poor?
>>704042099
Man exploits man
>The reverse is true
You mean the state exploits man?
>>704042286
We're just 2 horrific world wars away from the utopian society of Star Trek. We just need India and China to get off their asses and start working on their eugenics programs.
>>704029372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
>>704042286
Probably.
>>704042317
Impossible.
>>704042469
It's a Polish proverb, essentially means that despite what the current system is, people will always exploit each other.
She jumps up and says, "Lord have mercy I think it's the cops!"
And immediately drops everything she gots
Down into the street below
And you know you gotta go
On that train from Dublin up to Sandy Row
Dropping pennies on the bridges down below
The rain, hail, sleet, and snow
Say goodbye to Madame Joy
Dry your eyes for Madame Joy
Wonder why for Madame Joy.
Fool.
Greets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in_nrp9pUfo
>>704042537
i don't want more war, i want Warcraft 3 to be popular again
>>704042729
possibly
>>704042882
Hello, Badger.
>>704042917
potentially
>>704043003
I am wondering.
Need to walk to the store to get some cat food. Be back later.
>>704042917
I want Warcraft 4. Also, fuck Sylvanas.
>>704043121
What are you wondering?
>>704043121
it's probable
>>704043138
i'd be content with the delay being removed from battle net on warcraft 3. also I personally believe that warcraft 4 isn't going to happen (if anytime soon)
>>704043230
Wondering how you doing.
>>704043369
There is that chance, yes.
>>704043448
I'm okay I guess. You?
>>704031550
This is hot. I want to fuck snek girl
>>704043579
Pretty much the same here. I'm alright. Not good, not bad, just alright.
deranged caveman thread
>>704045509
more like dead hopes thread
>>704045712
what hopes have died for you today
>>704045509
hey dom how are you
>>704045712
what do you mean
>>704045898
i'm all right because i'm going to work in 15 minutes and i need that 6 hours of forced discomfort in order to really appreciate what i have at home
domathon
>>704045984
i guess sometimes it's not all that bad
>>704045858
the hopes of burying myself in soft, warm floof
>>704045898
quite nothing of great import
>>704046103
i mean, the more i work the less i remember that fact, but once i'm off for more than a single day i immediately remember it.
>>704046383
get a malamute
>>704046383
ah, okay.
>>704046560
a what
>>704046572
ye
>>704046560
oh the things you have to do to survive, nowadays
>>704046644
yeye
>>704046644
big fluff doggo
>>704046813
: o
do want
>>704046962
>>704047280
omg pls give
anyway time to create money out of thin air byee
>>704048880
how are you today
>>704048928
phenomenal
i had the most amazing peach today i feel like a zillion bucks
>>704049293
that's nice. i love peaches
gotta go on a run for some items from the grocery store
>>704049293
NOT EVEN A REAL NUMBER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>704050225
stay mad
>>704050358
Chet is absolutely furious Demos, watchout
>>704047280
craycray niggas right there now
fine, i'll change the number
instead of a zillion bucks, i replace it with a brazillion bucks.
is this in a hyper-inflated economy?
that is an incredibly judgmental fenic fox
Crimpity Crimpity now now
Crimpity Crimpity ask me how
Crimpity Crimpity humble pie
Crimpity Crimpity Boing Ding Bong Bong Ting
Crimpity Crimpity Ping Pong
Sugar man Light source
Why did you come to me
Put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can you help me find my wayyy
I can't understand the things you sayyy
Tube mouse I love you so
I took you from the underground and bought you home
Put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean Claude Jaquetiiieee
With his jacket on
Jean Claude Jaquetiiieee
With his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oohh oohh oohh I did a twisty
Oohh oohh oohh a tiny twisty
Crimpity Crimpity now now
Crimpity Crimpity ask me how
Crimpity Crimpity you will pay
Crimpity Crimpity out my way
Boing Ding Bong Bong Ting
Crimpity Crimpity fuck you
getgetgetget gotgotgotgot
That was all for you, Demos.
I just want to speak out some shit from my life.
1. I've been masturbating infront of webcamera on some kind of charroulette. They banned me and showed a picture of me. I don't know if it been saved, but I scared waht if they'll come back and show it to my friends or parents.
2. Once I made a photo of my butt, and i afraid if google or some over services also stealed this photos even if I deleted it.
3. I scared to go anywhere bc, i feel shame. I couldn't say it even to my mother.
4. I want to forget all this shit but I can't. Paranoia makes me sick. I can't do things.
Today, I am kinda fine, there was some more cruel shit that made me suffer, but this. I hate myself. Maybe I were just wanted me to "hate myself" to forget that i've lost my gf and grandfather(he's dead), lost job, fail education, were smoke way too much and get drunk, beeing neurvous and self distracting, all this in one year. I've become so scared, like Sindzy, not of father, but of myself. I am a monster.
oh thank you
>>704052950
Crimp more.
>>704053177
>expect top snek
>get faggotry of biblical proportions
Fuckin' hell you cunts
