Sup /b/,
so me and my housemates have this stupid game we play called celebrity rhymes. It's been going on for years, you come up with a story that ends in a complete, perfect multi-syllable rhyme for a celebrity's name.
I'm making this thread because I have so many of these pointless fucking rhymes and literally nothing to do with them, so I thought I'd share them and see if /b/ can come up with any good ones. Here's an example:
Apparently 'Rocky' star studied abroad in Italy for a few months.
>Sylvester Stallone's semester in Rome
I heard Eminem only shampoos half of his hair.
>Marshall Mathers partial lathers
'The Martian' star quits acting to travel the world, lending spiritual wisdom to winged rodents.
>Matt Damon: Bat Shaman.
bumping for potential
I think i'll wait to see if there's anyone else with as shitty sense of humour as my housemates before posting anymore
>>704016611
this is gold OP, keep em comin
I don't think I can play this game well like that
Bump though
Rapper to release innovative new line of camping gear.
>50 cent's nifty tents
"Mission impossible" star joins isis to help them design new ways to ignite explosives
>Tom Cruise's bomb fuses
>>704016526
Top Gun star won another poker tournament.
Tom Cruise can't lose.
>>704018330
>>704018426
It's weird, most person's first one is usually Tom Cruise. 'bomb fuse' one is spot on haha, the poker one isn't a multisyllable rhyme, you only made the 'Cruise' part rhyme, good effort tho m8
>>704016526
The Man On Fire has taken an interest in scissors.
Last week Denzel Washington opened a hair salon.
Suicide squad star refuses to give comment during court proceedings.
>Will Smith takes fifth.
>>704018632
Urm....What?
>>704016526
American Bandstand host enrages most neighbors.
Apparently Dick Clark's sick dog barks.
'Taken' star lines up MMA fight in UFC
Liam Neeson's Kneeing Season
'Kickass' star suffers trauma to the head in filming for upcoming movie
Chloë Moretz got tourettes
"Ben Affleck photoed squatting in gym to prepare for filming of solo Batman movie"
>Ben Affleck's intense ass flex
Popular avant guard singer turns into a snake woman wihtout warning!
>Lady Gaga, sudden naga
>>704019752
You're doing it wrong.
Popular crazy singer releases video of difficulties in raising children.
>Lady gaga, baby saga
>>704018857
Wrong.
Suicide squad star is in town for screening until the first week in october.
>Will smith 'till fifth.
>>704018931
Wrong.
American bandstand host in trouble over video of him driving with a questionable appendage.
>Dick Clarks Prick parks.
>>704019037
Wrong.
'Taken' star spends all summer at tenerife water park.
>Liam Neeson: Siam Season.
>>704019313
Wrong.
'Kickass' star opens up about the surprising difficulties her condition causes in the bedroom.
>Chloe Moretz, blowy tourettes.
>>704019477
Wrong.
Worst batman in history attacked by flock of crows.
>Ben Affleck's ten ass pecks.
ITT: I am the only one who can do my joke right and I am better than every anon ever.
>>704021402
Not OP, I just read the rules and follow 'em, simple.
>>704021402
My Dick Clark one has the most rhymes though
>>704016526
The Terminator makes massive gains on houseprice.
Arnold Shwartezeggers freehold gets bigger.
Not only does she suck the young ones and ride their dick but
Kim Kardashian rims gay black old men
The post-op Führer suffered serious bite marks after a vicioua attack by a feral canine.
>>Adolf Hitler, a wolf bit her
Director with no style walks on to the set of War of the Words, camera pans down..
>Are those Tom Cruise Moms shoes?
I like this thread
>>704016526
Fast and Furious star plays without rodent.
>Vin Diesel spins weasel
Late Fast and Furious star contacts harasser
> Paul Walker calls stalker
>>704016611
NICE omg
The former porn star isn't doing so well in the clean movies she has been shooting, she's back in the scene and this time I actually hear she's the one paying money.
>Sasha Grey sucks then pays
National treasure 3 bombed
>Nicholas cage flew in a rage
>>704023226
Fast and Furious actor opens new business in medication
>Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson: Pain the fuck gone, son
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>>704023226
>Vin Diesel spins weasel
Game of thrones star critically wounded during swimming incident
>Emilia Clarke got bit by a shark
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>>704023790
Gladiator overdoses
>Russel Crowe, too much blow
Itt: faggots prove it is hard to be a rapper
>>704023971
nice
Former star wars star doing midget porn
>Natalie portman gets fucked by a short man.
tom hanks is reieasing all of his personal fapping materials
tom hanks spank banks
Mother of Castaway star stabs passerby out of nowhere
Tom Hanks mom shanks
Presidential sex scandal
Aroused by her scent, they pitched a tent
>Obama fucked your mama while Bush was in her >tush
most of you morons aren't making multi syllable rhymes
>>704024013
Yeezy decides to start a rodent control business.
>Kanye West, killer of pest
Batman star pursues higher education
>Christian Bale's gone to Yale
Batman star gets into a fight
>Michael Keating takes a beating
Batman star convicted in child porn ring
>Adam West will molest
Retired actor in classic arcade character drama
Gene Hackman: Being Pacman
Kevin Tucker joins in with a bukake featuring 13 people in a line.
>Kevin Tucker 11th fucker
>>704016611
>>704017601
>>704022973
>>704024409
Only ones that actually have multis
We're the millers actors' homosexual kid witnessed our crime
> but Jason Sudeikis' gay son can't makes us
Multi-Oscar winning actor's dog publicly shamed for making out with owner.
>Daniel Day Lewis' spaniel may rue kiss
Frontman for the Attractions fucks up while making s'mores:
Elvis Costello burns a marshmallow.
rapper has so many problems & insane is one
>Jay Z : Crazy
Necrophile digs up MiB actor's mother
>Tommy Lee Jones' mommy he bones
>>704024604
You know it's Keaton, right?
rapper listens to rave music and fucks a corpse.
>Necro: techno
Crazed joker actor decides to build a city in the desert
>Jared Leto's arid ghetto
>>704018632
Nigga that don't rhyme.
Actor has pet that makes honey
>JOhny depp. : Honey pet
fail
It's amazing how many of you faggots don't understand multi syllable rhymes.
Did yall hear about that new diet started by the chick from 30 Rock? Youre only supposed to eat one lima bean every 24 hours.
>Tina Feys bean a day
Star of "Forrest Gump" to release new show inspired by "punked," where he helps kids play tricks on their parents
>Tom Hanks: Mom Pranks
Fight club actor opens yard sale full of cool items
> Brad Pitts' rad shit
singer makes one dollar a day.
>Slash : cash
I remember you posting this about a year or two ago
>>704016526
Local man visits chan
Creates a thread about eating bread
Consuming flour gives him power
And also his name is Bane
Talk show host arrested for having sexual relations with fish
Jay Leno fucked a minnow
rapper drinks slow
> DIplo. Sip slow
president buys his mum a Suv
>Obama: Hummer
modern day rappers are shit
>Tupac: you wack
>>704025676
leto and ghetto are pronounced rather different?
Rock n Roll king dies from overdoes of pills
>Elvis: Shelves
Rock n roll guy runs out of words to say
> Jimmi Hendrix: Gimmi sentence
>>704016526
Apparently her blind friend's writer and her don't get along
>Taylor Swift's brailer rift
British Comedian takes evasive driving course
>Ricky Gervais tricky to chase
Voice of Ren and Stimpy tells a joke.
>Billy West's silly jest
Roseanne's ex-husband plays old drums.
>Tom Arnold's toms are old.
Die Hard star pays advertisers to sell bad products.
>Bruce Willis' jews shill us
Doctor photoshops giant pins over skis in photos
>Drew Pinsky shoop pin skis.
Actor trys to make a movie about invading Russia in winter
>Tom hanks: bomb tanks
>>704026008
https://twitter.com/CelebrityRhymes
>>704016526
you responsible for this OP?
Martial Artist master needs to take a dump but doesnt speak english very well
>Bruce Lee: excuse me
karate guy has sex surrounded by trees
>Chuck Norris: Fuck Forrest
>>704026724
I've always heard it pronounced like "letto"
>>704027171
Drew pinsky shoopinskis. New steam username lol
>>704027575
Agreed.
>>704025955
Famous actor spotted at McDonalds feeding his children
>Brad Pitt's fat kids
WWE star caught stealing panties from underage girls
>Undertaker: Undie taker
>>704027839
Or to make it true:
Famous actor (and actress) sparks a huge increase in imported adopted children.
>Brad Pitt's fad kids.
Tomboy Singer songwriter found eating bleeding flesh from a person she killed with a skateboard
>Avril Lavine: have you a spleen
rapper plays celebrity basketball match and never passes the ball but proceeds to win the game while stoned.
>Snoop Dogg: hoop hog
Former British pop singer hosts zany new game show:
>Lilly Allen's silly challenge
Professional wrestler known for his mustache starts a new "instant" advertising business:
>Hulk Hogan's bulk slogans
Actor who played in avengers, goes nuts. Threatens to blow up mall, with bomb strapped to his chest
>Jeremy Renner: we all die together
Rusta steals motorbike
>Bob Marley: rob Harley
This is fucking gold.
Rapper hands out free electiricity coupons to all his niggers
>Akon: take one
Hillary Clinton falls in love with Monica lewinsky
Hillary Clinton, is really smitten
computer nerd receives hate mail from the jews for having too much money
>Bill Gates: Shill hates
actress fashions a musical instrument from a sweater.
Reese Witherspoon's fleece with a tune
Video has just surfaced of a proud hermaphrodite singer/ performer as a kid with both a penis and a vagina reacting to something funny
>Lady Gaga: Baby haha
Actor says he is clean from disease but reports show he is half the man he once was, claims to be cured from HIV by drinking goat seamen and has stopped taking his medicine.
>Charlie Sheen: Hardly Clean
Former Indiana Jones actor, breaks neck from fall in a fencing tournament.
Harrison Ford downed by thin sword
Faggot singer found disembowed by kitchen object by angry cook after said singer disrespected his cooking.
>Justin Beaver: rusty cleaver
Controversial presedential Candidate Hillary Clinton hides emails and almost falls on the way to her car.
>Hillary Clinton, can't stand for shit, son.
Cuck expresidents wife gives orders to kill people by drone strike roumers of Bin ladens death
>Hillary Clinton: Killery Hinten
MMA guy is onnit a podcast and uses promo codes
>Joe Rogan; show slogan
Generous presedential candidate helps keep a thread alive on controversial website 4chan.
>Donald Trump: gave a bump.
Russian guy kills reporter who found him to be smoking meth in presidential vehicle no chargers are laid.
>Vladimir Putin: had in car, tootin'
Avengers star murders own children in cold blood, then his wife.
>Jeremy Renner: Slays kids, then her
Action movie star catches people doing graffiti on a train and chases them until police arive.>Jason Strathum: chase em graffin"
Two and a half men star kills fellow actors and director in a fit of rage
>Ashton Kutcher: Full Cast Butcher
Two killers in jail stopped fighting to the death and no one was seriosuly harmed. one of them was quoted to be heard saying Yippi-Kiyay-motherfucker before guards arived to do cavity searches for loaded weapons.
>Bruce Willis: Truce Killers
Former Spiderman Actor goes undercover as a reporter.
>Tobey Maguire: Wearing a Wire
>>704025760
>Shocking--NBC Star Bares All
Tina Fey's Cena Days
Strong indipendent women who is over-rated goes public about leaving her husband and is entering a relationship with her destiny and will be the surrogate mother to her new wife after she is unable to have babies because she is blocked up with horse seamen for the next 10 years.
>Beyonce: Beyond gay
Celebrity found dead by shotgun blast
>Kurt Cobain hurt by bang
Former rapper turned actor takes up smoking but has to ask for a lighter from fans. and proceeds to eat alot of edibles after smoking weed
>Marky mark & the funky bunch: sparky spark and a junkie munch
Controversial presidential hopeful is revealed to be a homosexual with a fetish for black men
>Donald Trump and the Chocolate Pump
Former F1 champion forgets to put tire chains on his car in winter
>Alan Prost, stuck in Frost
Investigative journalist formerly involved with catching paedophiles instead turns his attention to surviving members of convicted criminal families
>Chris Hansen goes after a Manson
gorilla shot internet is furious memes ensue it was trapped in a zoo no one knew the damage it would do, do you need a clue
>Nicolas Cage: Ridiculous Rage
>>704034431
Nigger less cage
Actor weaves impresses narrative
>Demi Moore, tell me more
>>704033663
lol
Rapper claims hes a creative genius but is clearly acting like childish.
>Kayne West: Done my best
Female rapper gets beating by her husband for cheating and spreading STD's husband has no remorse for beating her.
Rihanna: No manner(s)
OP here, I left about 10 minutes after starting this thread, did not expect it to get any attention, apologies for abandoning
I will now commence a dump of my best ones
I hear that the old ghostbuster's star just bought another full-body animal costume
>Bill Murray is still a furry
I loved the acting in Benjamin button.
>Especially Brad Pitt's sad bits.
Rapper is so hot he needs some chilled refreshment to remain focused
>Ice T: ice tea
>>704035820
I used to collect Daenerys action figures, but I stopped in the end.
>I just haven't got time for that Emilia Clarke memorabilia lark.
How I Met Your Mother star is charged with drug running while on vacation.
>Neil Patrick Harris deals crack in Paris
Rapper from NWA has outstanding sex change operation
>Ice Cube's got nice boobs
>>704035991
Will Smith brings home a neklace for his wife. "Fuck sake!", she exclaims, "you know they scare me".
>Jada Pinkett's afraid'a trinkets.
Rapper gets so stoned trys to find the perfect catalyst but weed alone is not the answer so he sprung into action and added his own secret ingredient after getting more women once he has some cool tattooes
>Wiz Khalifa: Jizz and refeer
>>704036237
If the star of the transporter films had a military compound in northern England, it'd be
>Jason Statham's base in Latham
I heard from a sauce that a boss rapper was inspired by a Wu-tang affiliate who chopped off his own dick while high on PCP. he says he reps the wutang from way back and just got a loan for a mayback
>Rick Ross: Dick loss
>>704036237
Not bad, she is old but those green eyes are still young. I would do her.
>>704036430
Directors are so lazy. While filming Gladiator, producers were organising things, actors were performing...
>but Ridley Scott? Diddly-squat.
White rapper found the love of his life at a thrift shop and doesnt care about her past.
>Macklemore: Crack head whore
>>704036813
James Bond actor creates genetically modified virus to eliminate his least favourite dog breed.
>Daniel Craig's spaniel plague.
After a failed acting career, Shaun of the Dead star also tried his hand at the worst hip-hop career in history.
>Simon Pegg's rhymin' dregs
>>704037010
Singer 'not worried' about meeting strangers from dating app.
>Justin Timberlake's trust in Tinder dates.
How I met your mother star describes how he met his sugga daddy but regrets his decision to come out of the closet publicly
>Neil Patrick Harris: Feel patch Embarrassed
>>704037226
'Hobbit' star embarrassed by controversial scene in movie where all the dwarves run a train on Bilbo.
>Martin Freeman fartin semen
>>704018632
Lol what
Actor and rapper says hell take it from the cradle 2 the grave that more than anything his dick will flex his love muscle when he sees a sweaty man holding a mic and it reminds him of holding a dick
>DMX: Sea-men flex
Harry Potter star has her tits described by a native austrlian tribesman
>Emma Watson: Them are hotsing
Black actor who was trapped in prison for 25 years is finaly free and is working as a president of sum place and claims to have finally paid his home loan after saving for 25 years on hard labor from prison.
>Morgan Freeman: mortgage free man
In order to save private ryan they need to remove their socks.
>Tom Hanks: Bomb tanks
Birds were found to be the cause of the motion alarm going off in the factory.
>Russell Crowe: rustle crow
As I work at a tattoo a piercing parlor I was asked to pierce my bros nan. she was a little shaken but not stirred.
>Pierce Brosnan
I was stuck in rush hour and was directed out of the blacked out lights by a black man
>Jackie Chan: blacky man
I havent cleaned my dick in forever still I get hard when i see those ginger ninjas/mingas
>Will Ferrell: Will Feral
Ex-musician now doing porn
>Dave Grohls cave holes
I lost my pet in a nuclear reactor and i was trying to drive away but ran out of fuel. it came back a proved that god is a fool. bcause my hopes were dim but now I got a pet that can swim i still can watch the simpsons with him and if the room is dim he glows so its a win win.
>Vin Diesel: Fin weasel
Skateboard pro opens up a Gay Anorexic strip club
Tony Hawks Bony Cocks
Gotta love this thread
