>Be me
>they call me eggboy
>i cook all the eggs
>"hey eggboy, we need more eggs"
>never happier than when making eggs
picture related
>>704682474
...go on...
>eggboy
What
i just jerked off on your french toasttttt
eggyboy is the real muthafuckin mvp
>you give me reason to live
>>704682474
Krabby...
Why so many eggs and when will you become eggman
>eggboy
you fucking rock homie
Live your life with no regrets
>>704682474
If those became a giant pile of shitty scrambled eggs sitting in a steam tray, I swear I will track you down and kill your pets.
>every day i turn up for work and cook the eggs
>never a dull day
>"good job on those eggs, eggboy"
>i am motivated to cook more eggs
>>704682474
You keep on making those eggs eggboy <3
Thats a little eggstrene.
>>704682474
any tip for perfect sunny side up ?
>>704682474
Wait a fucking second....
''We need a dozen eggs in 5 minutes, where's eggboy?''
these are my creation.
>eggboy demands an egg thread
>You have to cook all the eggs
>>704683062
Holy shit what is this from I remember there being a story along with this
>>704682976
You make many eggs. They look delicious, eggboy.
But where do eggs come from
20 replies and still noone has answered this
>>704683174
If you can't remember then I'm not going to remind you newfag
>>704682474
do you make `em scrambled too?
>>704683174
Anon asked what to do with a drunk chick. Someone said, take her home; give her a blanket and a bowl of eggs.
>>704683367
"You don't have to say what happened. You do have to eat this"
>>704682976
Those look amazing
I know I am having eggs tonight
>>704683400
>>704683365
i do, eggboy makes many kinds of eggs.
2 weeks on saturday i'll make another thread with more eggs.
>eggboys going to spain
>>704683309
>If you can't remember I'm not going to remind you
>If you can remember then I'll tell you again
Eggboy I look forward to the day you are eggman
>>704682474
any chance you got tips on cooking eggs?
>>704683466
isn't that a lot of oil to make those eggs tho? (they look delicious anyway)
>>704683553
They're poached eggs.
>Not egboi
>>704682654
This question x2
>>704683285
From op's butt.
Show more pics eggboy
>>704683548
medium heat. too high and they burn. too low and they take too long and turn into rubber.
>>704683553
not really.
>>704683669
they're fried.
>>704682654
>many mouths to feed
>hopefully eggman when chef retires.
>>704683553
DONT QUESTION THE TECHNIQUE OF EGGBOY
>>704682976
Some quality eggs on show here. The gods are impressed with this one.
>>704682474
May the yolk be with you Eggboy san.
I hope you do a YouTube video on cooking eggs. You will go VIRAL!!! Those eggs look delicious. But can you soufflé?
More eggs!
Pardon the spelling mistake on this one.
>>704683944
These are pretty good, keep em coming
>>704683492
>>704683621
>>704683671
>>704683748
>>704683843
>>704683944
Wait a sec... Google search pulls nothing. Is this you egg boy?
So every day you kill dozens of poor little unborn chickens ?
>>704683944
Moar plox
>>704684063
Not eggboy, but these are OC
>eggboy fanclub
>>704684066
Hi, I'm a vegan.
>>704682474
You ever make/eat tomago gohan? It's my favorite meal (mostly for breakfast) involving eggs.
>>704682474
If you're happy, all is fine.
>>704684066
you do know that its basically a chickens period.
in order for a chick to be born the egg needs to be fucked.
>>704684066
Spotted the vegan
This is a cool thread I'm especially enjoying the drawn egg movie posters
>>704683062
>>704684262
I've never heard of it. what region is it from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog
>>704684369
My favorite of the bunch
>>704684369
You've just been looking for a reason to share haven't you?
glad you have found purpose OP
>>704684409
You have no idea.
>>704682474
You sick fuck. How could... Why would.. I... Just... WHY WOULD YOU COOK THOSE DISGUSTING FUCKING THINGS EVER? The egg is the most revolting "food" known to man. Only eaten by sheeple and autist faggots. Seriously. Why would ANYONE want to eat one of those fucking abominations???
>>704684294
How do you know she hasn't be fucked ?
>>704684249
>>704684306
Spotted the newfags
>inb4 I'm a newfag
Kek willeth it eggboy
>>704684477
Why you gotta bring down eggboy?
>>704684066
no, the egg wasn't fertilized ya turkey
>>704684066
are all vegans this stupid or is it just you and vegan gains?
Last one.
>>704684409
He probably made a folder for them.
>The folder holds gigabytes of images
>It is bigger than his porn collection
>>704684600
thank god that shit is awful
>>704683174
You are so fucking new i hope you're dick falls off
>>704684547
I can tell by the pixels those eggs have been fucked by a bbc several times
show me how to make an egg benedict, eggboy
>>704682474
You are pretty cool, eggboy
>>704684631
Hater hating on fresh content. Why don't you make your own shit
>>704684600
Can these be found online somewhere? I tried to save them or send them to my friend but I'm on mobile and it's not working don't want to lose these master pieces tho :( please help share URL or upload?
>>704684043
yummy overcooked thin eggwhite
>>704684270
>pic related
I would fuckin never ask a fuckin omelette from him...
>>704684674
*projectile vomit*
>>704684600
Incredible. I'm glad these exist.
Hello eggboy
>>704684477
Please don't say bad things about eggs.
this is my job, my life.
>eggboy is sad
Josh?
>Fine looking eggs.
>Who eats all the eggs.
>You need to eat all the eggs.
>>704684722
This thread and my google drive are the only places they exist online. I don't know why saving them wouldn't work, maybe try screenshots?
Eggboy, you are my best friend.
Dubs and eggboy insert given eggs in his anus. 33 => 3 eggs in pooper
I like OP.
>>704684956
We all do, buddy
>>704682474
Keep on keeping on, anon.
How do you poach the perfect egg, op?
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704683367
requesting the clip
>>704682976
Good job, they're perfect.
Eggboy knows his shit.
>>704684294
baited
>>704685092
DO IT
>>704684873
What happens to the runnier part of the egg. This bit always spreads out and joins the eggs together for me when I try to cook several at once.
>>704685122
2 eggs in pooper for eggboy !
We need more eggs, keep rolling
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704685092
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704685188
8 more, good job anon
>>704684600
this guy is the kind of human 4chan needs
>>704685092
hey eggboi, we need more eggies
>>704685175
Um. What?
>>704682474
>>704685175
Am also interested in the answer.
Bhamp.
>>704682474
Underrated post
>>704685092
Hey eggboy we need more eggs!
>>704682976
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
>>704682474
which egg is better, ostrich, quail, dove or chicken?
>>704685175
Thats because you cook them without the shell. Keep the shell and they won't mix
>>704685175
Get fresher eggs. Good tip is to put the egg in, turn the heat right up for like 10 seconds, then turn it back down to medium.
Oh, I forgot, I also have this
>>704682474
so is over medium fried in butter objectively the best way to eat eggs
>>704685287
The egg has 3 main parts. The yolk is contained in its own very fragile sac, and is not slimy. The main part of the albumen is quite viscous and initially holds itself together as one squashed blob. This makes the beautiful oval shape of the fried egg white part. Around that is a much less viscous part of the albumen which spreads out much further, and ruins the aesthetic.
>>704685498
Best of the lot.
Thanks anon, these are fucking eggcellent.
>>704682592
Ah loved that movie
>>704682474
Going to ask my mom to make me some eggs now im hungry ty eggboy
>>704685175
cook them in more grease, the grease will containt the egg ang cook it nice i use bacon
I use to work at a golf hotel resort and every day the greenkeepers (me and my team) could go into the hotel for an all you can eat breakfast, and the eggs came out gloriously in huge pans like these and id take like 30 pieces of bacon and like 7 eggs, some tomatos, mushrooms, and whatever else i wanted.
i miss those eggs the most. i cant cook eggs for shit i overcook em and burn em
>>704685175
cook them in more grease, the grease will contain the egg ang cook it nice i use bacon
>>704685719
have you tried adjusting the heat?
>>704685714
Thanks man.
I noticed the oil in the photos, I only have a light spray but yours are kinda floating, almost poaching in it.
Is the oil not so hot? To avoid deep frying them?
>>704685771
im scared ill get food poisoning or w/e so i always ovrecook em, i like em nice n crispy.
>>704685175
More oil to have something between the eggs.
Take a spachelor to seggregate the eggs after you just put them in.
Fresher eggs dont get as runny.
>>704685856
Ew, smells like burning plastic.
>>704685874
Thanks, Eggboy. This thread reminds me of when /b/ was good.
Next time, I'll do a tutorial on boiled eggs.
>>704685926
smells like bacon and eggs actually
>>704685848
medium heat. its basically poaching the eggs in oil yes.
i just got here but i must say i love you eggboy
you are my hero
where do you work op? IHOP?
praise eggboy, may his road lead to a sunny side
>>704682757
Hey man why is there so much liquid around those eggs?
>>704685092
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704682474
>be me
>they call me edgeboy
>i post all the edgy pics
>"hey edge boy, we need more edgy pics"
>never happier then when posting edgy pictures
>>704685848
Use less oil than in the photos. You should use olive oil, tastes and works best.
coat the pan in 50% oil, then move it around so ist everywhere. Procede to break egg after egg into the pan. The pan has to be hot, so the egg gets white at once.
>>704685874
>>704685964
I'm not eggboy, but i like cooking quite a lot, and i do bacon and eggs quite frequently, it takes me around 10 minutes to make it atm, everything is planned out perfectly. Maybe i'll make a thread some time about it. Also if you do bacon before the eggs you can use the bacon fat for the eggs too. (Use olive oil for the bacon too, it gets much more tasty as the fat doesnt burn but camarilizes.)
>>704684462
This is amazing. Please keep going. Best OC I've seen in years.
>>704682976
you've convinced me.
gonna cook some eggs this morning if i have any
How do i become an eggboy !?!?
>>704686088
You egged eggboy edgy fag
>>704684600
pretty good mate. Enjoyed to word play.
>>704686021
>>704686088
who the fuck eats scrambled eggs with oranges?
>>704686263
Gaylords
>>704685498
Publish dis shiet!
>>704685092
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704686131
Sadly it's not the best idea to fry anything using olive oil due to the low smoke point, I personally prefer avocado or grape seed oil for frying.
Olive oil is better used for fresh foods, eg salad dressings.
>>704685092
hey eggboy we need more eggs in this thread
>>704686085
Don't question his craft, respect it.
>>704683174
what would you do if you found a drunk chick passed out on a bench
>take her home
>wrap in a blanket
>when she wakes up
>give her a bowl of boiled eggs
>tell her you don't have to tell me what happened
>but you do have to eat all these
>>704686131
rapeseed oil is what i use.
>>704683748
Goddamn this is my favorite one
>>704686088
Eggs and oranges?
One egg?
one sandwhich why not 2 atleast get the contrast right.
>>704686085
Oil, it`s fucking oil..
Why? America.
>>704684066
>>704684249
>>704684306
>>704684574
How do you know if someone is a vegan?
>DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU
Daily new set on http://lovchan,site enjoy and have fun! Only without spam! Only 4 u anon lover!
>>704686362
I don't really need it hotter than the smokepoint, except for steak maybe. It gives me a good indication when to start frying something, rapeseed is quite good too, i prefer oliveoil tho, for the taste it implants in the food.
>>704686423
>>704683466
your eggs are good, but they are not up to spanish standards.
First of all, it's the oil. Nothing but olive oil will do. After that spanish people like their eggs to be a bit more fried, with the egg yolk cooked to a creamy consistency.
Good luck in spain eggboy
i'll make another thread in a couple of weeks after my plane to spain.
>Eggboy over and out.
>>704686131
Advice from someone who know shit. You don't heat olive oil.
>>704682757
I know a thing or two about cooking eggs too, good job on not bursting those yolks eggboy. Cooking them in oil is indeed the way to go.
>>704686668
>eggboy has left the building
>>704682474
>they call me eggboy
I am the walrus
>>704683470
Destroyed
>>704683309
Mama hen is sitting pretty on her nest of straw
Peckin' worms an' scratchin' dirt, corn kernels in her craw
But when she squawks an' hurry's home an' opens up her layyygs
It's not brown that's comin' out, but MAMA'S FARM FRESH AYYYGS
>>704685092
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704686668
EGGBOY NOOOO! I MADE YOU THIS!
>>704686673
You do, but not beyond the smokepoint. Also high-quality oliveoil doesn't have a low smoke point. You should have the feel for the oil you are working with, so you don't overheat it.
>>704683621
Nothing personal...kid...
>>704686937
I'll cherish it forever my friend.
>>704684270
Always impressedby these craftsmen
>>704686673
Wait wut.
I too have been using olive oil in my skillet to make my eggs over easy every morning for 4 years... am I gonna die or what now
I do have some coconut oil I could try...
>>704686085
Poached eggs asshole
>>704682474
"hey eggboy, we need more eggs"
>>704684136
Why have you made this. Holy fuck. More
>>704687194
Isn't it funnier if we don't know why?
This shit is ridiculous.
Thanks op
>>704686088
You didn't even mix your eggs properly.
Good intentions though
>>704687121
use rapeseed oil. olive oil is cancerous if you heat it.
>>704687407
you're not really supposed to though, you want those lumps of yolk.
>>704683553
Poached eggs are cooked underwater, its not even oil
>>704687533
it was oil.
>>704687408
1. Almost everything is carcinogenic when cooked*.
2. If oil is not heated too much you don't have a problem
3. Butter is safest
*burnt. Microwave is safest, but won't charr meat etc. so isn't tastiest.
>>704683400
Never forgetti.
>>704686524
already ate one
and the bacon
>>704686263
>>704686524
>>704687407
>>704686668
I hope he's going to Spain on Official Egg Business.
>>704682474
Make me some eggs papa
>>704687495
The lumps of yolk are nice but the whites left have such a different texture and taste I don't find it very pleasant.
Plus presentation.
>>704687121
Is ok if you keep heat low.
Rub oil into cast iron skillet w/fingers
Eggs get in skillet
Stove turn on to 3
Come back after making cup of espresso
Flip eggs, turn stove off
Get plate an fork an Pico Pica sauce
Hoist egg onto plate
Drizzle with the pepper sauce
Consume liquid crack
Set world on fire
>>704685092
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704685092
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>704687121
coconut oil is probably the best choice, olive oil is bad for you if it starts smoking, if you want to be safe buy high quality olive oil, so it doesn't start burning so fast.
>>704687698
Occasionally I stir my yolks in to my over-easies. It makes like a big fluffy egg pancake.
It's pretty fucking great.. actually... imma do that again in 3 min...
>>704684270
central london?
![maxresdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5YwU3vg.jpg "maxresdefault[2].jpg")
>>704682474
>abusing from all those female chicken slaves production
>>704685092
Hey egg boy we need more eggs
>>704688135
I m a Londoner and I loled
>>704683062
oh my sides
must have been eggboy
>>704686085
>>704686556
It's a fucking poached egg you uncivilized cunts.
And that's water, not oil. It's a way to heat the egg very carefully and evenly to achieve maximum softness without having parts still undercooked. The water has a slight discoloration because you use one or two spoons of vinegar.
![UAlQnDC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zlVtvPL.jpg "UAlQnDC[1].jpg")
>>704682474
You are the eggboy.
I am the walrus.
>>704688814
Are you retarded?
Look at the picture, you can see it's yellowish, it is oil.
Also you can see that it's not poached, as poached eggs don't have such a flat surface, they are normally a little roughed up.
>>704684600
What does the text say at the front of the vehicle?
Thanks for sharing, you're my hero.
>>704688814
eggboy here, thought the thread would be dead by now. can confirm that it's oil, not water.
>>704689246
Looks like "something farm fresh eggs," can't make out the first word. Maybe 12?
>>704689258
Why would you use so much oil?
>>704685092
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
Here's another something from eggboy.
>moving up in the world
>>704689384
This guy is going places!
>>704689258
Then I take everything back.
You people are fucking animals. I guess it's true that Americans don't know how to cook something if they aren't allowed to deep fry it.
>>704684600
Excellent my man
>checked
>>704683062
But you do have to eat these
>>704689541
i'm from scotland, they turned out perfect. maybe a little too much oil, but it helps them keep their shape.
>getting mad about eggs.
Fucking eggcellent egg comics. Saved them all for future God-tier threads.
>>704689714
>It's eggravating!
newfag here. is this a standard tuesday afternoon on /b/
>>704689838
Used to be way more common to get a good thread. Nowadays a thread like this comes around semi-rarely.
>>704682474
Life has many doors egg-boy
>>704689541
>zomg they fried a egg, them pigs. who eats fried eggs?!
lmao what a fucking idiot.
Someone must archive the tale of Egg Boy
>>704690078
http://archived.moe/b/thread/704682474/#704682474
>>704689970
The fact that you don't even know the difference between fried and deep fried shows your heritage.
>>704689298
>>704689246
"12 Farm Fresh Eggs". It's not super clear because of all the characters in front of it, but the vehicle is supposed to be a giant egg carton.
>>704682474
Haha a hearty sensible chuckle here OP.
>>704690182
honestly if you want to see something deep fried go look at the scotts. Bitches deep fry EVERYTHING.
I can see op right now rehearsing his line nervously "you dont have tell me..."
Eggs eggs!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ43Zws-Dso
wtf is this thread
i hope someone screencapped
>>704682976
All praise Eggboy new king of /b/. Moot who?
>>704686085
That's oil you moron.
>>704682474
How did you experience your first egg?
>>704690200
Ooh, cool thanks! My friend laughed his ass off.
>>704690182
No, he's right. You really are just a fucking idiot.
>>704690182
>shows my heritage
What does a fried egg have to do with my heritage? You're like the typical troll claiming American's are fatty mcfatties eating deep fried twinkies all day. Seriously get a new line moron.
>>704682474
are you that one asshole from a story posted here before about some dude that picks up a hooker or something from the rain, takes her home, then tells her she has to eat an entire bowl of hard boiled eggs.
>>704682737
it should read as (personnel) not personal. more lels that way
>>704684477
Cos it's tasty you nigger
>>704682474
OP is a glimmer of light in a shit-reeking sea of traps, cucks, millenials, liberals and redditors.
>>704686131
>frying eggs in olive oil ever
You need an oil with minimal taste (sunflower or vegetable), you need a lot of it, and the pan needs to be medium heat, not hot. All of your techniques will yield a crispy fried egg that tastes of nothing but olive oil.
>>704690492
soft boiled in a cup with a knob of butter. salt and pepper.
mashed with a knife
served on toast.
breakfast of the gods.
>>704690862
>minimal oil taste
the only thing that matters as far as oil and eggs go.
others complained about smoke point but you shouldn't be anywhere near that in doing anything with eggs in this context.
>>704688814
You poach eggs in a deep pan, not a frying pan/skillet. And if you used enough vinegar to turn the water yellow then the eggs would taste of vinegar. They are fried eggs.
>>704683466
ea, huevero. necesitamos mas huevos
apurate, para que conio crees que te pago
>>704690990
I agree with this method. I've even seen martha stewart cook eggs this way, it also the easiest way to fry an egg.
>>704690862
Now that's how you fry a goddamned egg.
>>704685092
Hey Egg-boy, we need more eggs!
Somebody please tell me this is archived
>>704691367
Read the thread, you fucking incompetent.
http://archived.moe/b/thread/704682474/#704682474
>>704682976
I can't believe anyone can make eggs sunny side up like that without fucking up a single one.
Do you cook dook nukem eggs?
>>704691465
Eggboy can
>>704691411
thanks rude guy
>>704684177
Eggboy's senpai.
>When master the reggs, you master youlserf...
>>704682474
Eggboy is not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need - Ironman 2
>>704691547
I saw and i'm fucking speechless.
>>704682822
>>704682976
>>704682757
>>704682474
Cooking eggs flawlessly is a skill that not many cooks possess. Bravo. Although, some of the most fucked and ridiculous people i've ever worked with on the line, work the saute station in brunch restaurants...
>>704682474
>Op
>>704682474
exactly how do you make them? sloppy or well done? some like eggs wet, some like them with crust. how do you make the eggboy?
Mr breakfast want's to 1v1 you egg boy.
https://youtu.be/4MhzKI4q5FE
>>704690420
TIL about Pink Flamingos
>>704691905
Egg boys were better.
>>704682474
how to prevent egg from gluing to the pan? any pro tips?
>>704685092
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>actual pic of Eggboys's father
>>704684783
Under rated post.
>>704690862
I love crispy eggs, but only if they are fried in butter. The only problem is that butter burns too quickly, but I agree with cooking them on medium. If i'm not using butter though, I used peanut oil. For some reason I really like the taste.
For crispy eggs i usually cook them on a little over medium heat in a pan with a mixture of butter and peanut oil so the butter doesn't burn as quickly.
For softer eggs I usually cook them on medium or low medium with a lid on to steam the top of the egg while it's cooking. Minimal oil or butter in either circumstance. Too much of either and the egg is swimming and ends up cooking with a weird texture.
I also like to bake eggs in a toaster oven though.
>>704692105
Sounds like it's your pans fault. The man who taught me to cook gave me a tip. Cook half a tub of salt in the pan. Dry. The saltwill go dark and start pooping but keep it going. Afterwards bin the salt and rinse the pan with warm water only. Try frying an egg in it now. It should slide around freely.
>>704685498
>>704686775
You cannot negate an implication by negating the premises and their conclusions.
>>704686362
Idk where the fuck you dumb niggers get this shit but shut the fuck up and stop it.
>>704686948
It really depends on what you consider high quality olive oil. If you mean extra virgin, then you are wrong. Virgin and extra virgin olive oil have a lot of impurities that cause the oil the burn faster. It's the same reason why butter burns so fast in a pan. On the other hand, refined olive oil won't burn as easily, but most people now days don't like to buy it because virgin is all the rage I guess. My general rule is that refined oils are for cooking and pressed oils are for dipping/tasting.
I never use oil or butter when preparing my sunny up. All this fighting about the type of oil, damn, all you need is a nonstick pan.
>>704684600
that was cool man, congratz
>>704692355
Wat
>>704687121
>over easy
you're likely not cooking it at a high enough heat for it to matter, but if you're one of those people that puts your stove on high and drops the eggs in the ear them sizzle and crack, then olive oil is likely to burst into flames.
Coconut oil can withstand a very high temperature, but the problem with coconut oil is that it has a very distinct odor and taste usually.
You are fine using olive oil the way you're using it, but if you want to try new ones, I only recommend that you avoid canola at all costs.
WE NEED MORE EGGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VDqoQdavY
>>704692677
I kek'd in my pants :^)
I'm shocked that i was late for class because of this thread
>>704692827
>dat music
>>704692582
>eggs
>nonstick
>>704692827
Kinda reminds me of Lemmings. Fuck I need to play Lemmings now. Even the music fits
>>704692416
The beginnings of cognitive dissonance.
is eggboy still here?
