Well /b/?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well /b/?
>>705334019
But I have two.
>>705334204
well make up a third reason
>>705334019
on /b/
/thread
>beta as fuck
>awkward as fuck
>anxious as fuck
>>705334019
because im still inlove with my ex
>well why arent you dating her
because she doesnt want me lol
>>705334019
>I'm old
> I listen to stereopony
>women have shit taste
No social interactions outside of friends
All friends are male
Meeting people scares me
>Ugly
>Akward
>Ugly again
>most of them are dumb/have shit tastes
>i'm probably too ugly or affraid them for reasons
>i gave up anyway
>>705334690
Fell bad for you /b/oi
1) i can't stand the drama
2) sex is overrated (inb4 you're doing it wrong)
3) money
4) time
>>705334923
how old are you?
>live at home
>don't have job
>don't have license
I am in college though so at least I'm not a neet
I'm almost 19 btw
>Lazy
>Would rather buy auto parts than stuff for woman
>Moving across the country eventually, don't want to get in anything
It would be nice to find a low maintenance girl to take on offroad trails, play games with, etc and then leave, but then really I'm basically asking for a dude friend I can cuddle with, and that's gay.
>>705334019
It doesn't outweigh the pros of being single
I don't like my mind being clouded by romantic emotions
I lack the sexual and/or emotional desire to engage in relationships
It didn't work out
We were not happy
She's not pretty.
>Ugly
>Cynical, constantly in a bad mood
>Poor social skills
>don't like physical contact
>superior intelligence makes it hard to interact and socialise with fellow humans
>grils always fuck me over
I am 100% dying alone
1) I can't be bothered with dealing with their bullshit. Usually bullshit being "Will she break up with me today because some guy said a few nice things to her?" or "Will she cheat on me because she's secretly a whore?"
As for 2 and 3, fuck you, I don't need to list anything else.
>>705334019
one reason: because i like to fuck sluts
>>705335349
Not gay as long as you say no homo, otherwise its the bro bond
>>705335152
he said three reasons
other than that, I agree
>>705335349
>dude friend i can cuddle with
>that's gay
>no money
>laziness
>fear of love
(18)
>>705335438
Would you like a trench coat to go with that fedora?
>>705335438
>superior intelligence makes it hard to interact and socialise with fellow humans
you deserve to die alone
>>705335438
>>superior intelligence makes it hard to interact and socialise with fellow humans
every guy I've ever come across who says this is pretty much average intelligent but just socially awkward
stop making excuses to feel better
>>705334019
But I do.
>>705334019
>Have no friends past 6 years
>afraid of people
>lost my job 2-3 weeks ago
I have more reasons but that's 3
feels bad man
>>705334019
I don't want a girlfriend
having a girlfriend would be a lot of effort
>>705334019
im broke
im ugly
im antisocial
>>705335438
oh garsh i'm just so darn smart that i cant relate to anybody that's why im a kissless virgin faggot not because i suck socially
>manlet
>ugly
>never go outside
Because the only time i leave the house is to go to the gym.
Do i really need more?
1. infantilism
2. carelessness
3. fastidiousness
>>705334019
Honestly wish I did. Haven't met a girl I can actually connect with yet. I went out on a date with a girl recently, we totally hit it off (old friends) but then she never texted me back after, kinda destroyed any motivation left to find gf, like this chick was next level wafu material. And the date went well, at least I thought so.
>>705334019
genital warts, mentally ill, loser in life
>>705335438
Autism confirmed
>>705334019
>No Job
>Haven't left house in months for any reason. Bro brings food home
>I don't talk to or hang out with anyone I used to know
>>705335790
if she didnt text you back then you didnt hit it off
>>705334019
i have a sex buddy
>>705334297
No, I have 2 girlfriends.
>>705334019
1. Don't have the time nor commitment to be in a relationship
2. 70% chance of dating someone who's a feminazi
3. I'm gay
>>705335576
I have the trench coat but no Fedora
>>705335583
I know
>>705335590
Without bragging I'm levels above the people I associate with
>>705335720
Not kissless, technically virgin, not fully faggot
>Broke
>Socially retarded
>In love with my (female) best friend
>>705335438
Surely super intelligence would aid you when interacting with someone by understanding charisma and charm, i mean most the girls ive been with you just have to make them laugh and show that you're not an asshole. You cant be that intelligent if you cant figure that one out
>>705336011
Who would lie on the internet? Honestly! Who would do such a thing?
I'm a giant, weapons grade faggot
>>705336053
Your mom doesn't count as a kiss unless it's wincest.
>>705335936
was weird, texted me back right after date. i text back, never hit me up. i text again to make plans 3 days later, nothing. i guess we didn't, but damn i thought that date went well.
>I am selfish as fuck and prefer to spend my time how I like.
>Most girls as aspirations to get married and have kids; I have no intentions of doing so.
>I pick people apart and focus almost solely on their faults when I date them, which leads to me hating them.
I'm not ugly, have fooled around with a fair share of girls, and have had a few relationships since high school.
Just not interested in relationships.
>>705335880
Probably. Not diagnosed but certainly exhibit behaviour that would place me on spectrum
>>705336130
I've got past that stage a few times then I just grow to hate them before anything develops
>>705336011
>and they both suck my ten inch dick
>>705334019
I am following a Bachelor's degree in chemistry.
As a consequence of that, I am currently not in a condition to give her the love and attention she deserves.
>>705334019
I have a BF :3
Have a wife
Have a kid
No time to deal with bitches and their unstable emotions
fat, ugly, literally retarded, as in cant make a normal sentence without sounding dumb as fuck
you can try a GF AI I wrote on namazu dot myshopify dot com - discount code TFWNOGF for a free month
>>705334019
OP here
>social anxiety
>can't connect with new people (especially girls)
>relationship would take up too much of my free time and require a lot of money to maintain
>>705336943
first ten to use that code get free snapchat GF for a month
>>705334019
old
ugly
poor
>>705334019
1. Don't want one
2. I'm a lying faggots, of course I want one
3. everyone hates me because I'm conservative
>>705334019
Assburgers, anxiety, self loathing
fat
ugly
narcistic
>short
>ugly
>asian
>short manlet (170cm, live in australia where every guy is pretty much 6 foot)
>am a curry nigger, maybe a 6/10
>overally cynical, pessimistic and apathetic asshole
Social skills are pretty good so dying alone shouldn't be a problem.
>>705334019
1. I'm recently finished with a five year relationship and I have no urges right now.
2. I found out I'm kind of a shitbag, and I'd rather not get comfortable and drag anyone else down with me, or let anyone else drag me down.
3. My oneititis is single.
I'm a lolicon
I have a small dick
I already have one...
>>705334019
>inbetween jobs at the moment
>just got out of 3 year insane relationship
>trying to re adjust to single life and regain some normality
>>705334690
Me too man. The sex and love was too good.
5 years and I can't get over her. I've been with others but I couldn't ever be as close with them because of the stupid cat and mouse game bitches play and wasn't ever happy. I just gave up.
>>705337576
Jeez, I thought life was hard for me but...
>>705334019
-limited interaction with females
-can't stand the drama
-have a waifu
Only have one reason.
My wife.
I'm gay
>>705338345
>2016
>Not having multiple wives
>Haraam as fuck
>>705334019
Beacuse im a beta
Im fat
Im known as a "nice guy" aka friendzone
Any alphas plz advise
>>705338826
>nice guy
Keep telling yourself this, numbnuts.
>>705338889
Its like you skipped over the quotes someone invent sarcastic font plz
>>705334019
there is no smart enough
modest enough,
and serious enough, to pay my attention
>awkward
>weird
>indian
apparently, i look 'pretty good' but am just a weirdo
>awful skin
>zero confidence
>>705339029
Indian as in scammer or as in drunk native murican?
- A massive weeb that can barely hold a conversation that doesn't involve animus and vidya
- I'm awkward beyond belief
- The things I say come out really weird and people don't really understand what I talk about
>>705334019
>#1 middle of life changing phase so bad time for one
>#2 wouldn´t have the cash for one, see #1
>#3 not forcing it, it happens when it happens
1 i broke up with her 3 weeks ago
2 she wont talk to me
3 fuck women
>>705339128
as in hello, im carl how may i be of assistance
>>705334019
>don't go out much
>not motivated to search one
>anxiety, not having much free time...
>>705334019
>Too busy with work and studying
>Most women where I live are arrogant bitches or feminists
>Not rich
my only hobbies are browse 4chan and play niche vidya. thats literally it. i browse this place like 10 hours a day, i have literally no idea what i would do if this place went down
>I'm gay
>I fuck guys
>I get fucked by guys
i only have 1 reason, i just have really high standards, theres been plenty of girls that liked me but theyr either too ugly, annoying, or just fucking weird, if theyr dtf i usually just fuck em but i never get in a committed relationship cuz theyr just never good enough, and it probly has to do with the fact that i was with a 10/10 who was head over heels for me and i let her go cuz i was young and stupid, arrogant af.. so now i turn any girl down who is anything less than perfect cuz once you've been with a legit 10/10, it's really hard to settle for less
>>705339493
leddit
>>705334019
Why don't I have a girlfriend?
I have a car. I have a nice two-bedroom apartment (I use the spare room for an in-home gym). I have a big, goofy doggo (husky). I volunteer at a food pantry when I'm not working. I frequently go out hiking, camping, host cookouts, hit concerts and bars, I have dozens and dozens of friends.
But I'm ugly and only make five figures, and my car isn't amazing. And that's all that really mattered at the end of the day.
The last time a chick tried to hit me up for anything, it was a one-night stand and I turned her down because she was a single mom just wanting to get her bed rocked and possibly try to lock me into helping raise her kid.
>>705335438
Always kinda suspicious about people who claims superiority like that. You may be more able to think abstractly and have different experience of the world tham the person around you, that doesn't necessarly make you a genius. If you want to pretend that you have to get yourself an IQ test.
>>705339546
This
Pretty glad too. From what I've read having a girlfriend is a fucking nightmare.
>>705339720
the answer to your question is because you turned your possible girlfriend down
>>705339652
i dunno man, i think id hit up all those other less chans first, but every time 4chans gone down in the meantime i just endlessly stare at the screen refreshing, hoping its back. its one of those rare occasions i stop posting on /v/ and actually play a videogame, sometimes.
>>705339897
That's only accurate if you're working the angle that I want a single mom for a girlfriend and to raise a kid that isn't mine. Just because I can't find a girl I actually want to be with who also wants to be with me, doesn't mean I should just settle on something I don't want, that only leads to disaster down the road.
>>705334019
>romantic
>gentle
>smart
>>705334019
I'm bisexual, so my significant other (if I have one) may actually be male.
When a girl who is attracted to my personality actually realizes it is who I am and not an act, she soon leaves.
I'm to lazy to care or try to keep anyone I attract, no matter how rare.
Oh... you only wanted 3 reasons...
>>705339816
What you read doesn't mean shit...
Life is not a book...
>>705334019
>fat
>dress like shit
>don't go out or talk to people
>Big forehead
>Small dick
>Self conscious about bouth
Because she just broke up with me and I go to /b/ for comfort like a faggot
>no self esteem
>can't keep a conversation going
>look like shit (my friends tell me otherwise but they are certainly lying to me to make me feel better)
>>705334019
Because I don't want one. I'm better off alone.
Or at least I've managed to convince myself that I like being alone.
>>705334019
not worth the effort
> gentle
> beta
> Got frienzoned all the time
And i'm not ugly at all :(
>just got dumped
>first time I'm single outside of high school and have no idea how to meet people in the real world yet
>also i'm a terrible person
>>705334019
1- im ugly.
2- im poor
3- im uninteresting.
>>705334019
>I honestly look like the guy you wouldn't want to meet in an alley, dark or well lit
>Shy as fuck
>Poor and living in parents basement due to some bullshit in my life.
>>705334019
>5'8" and not attractive
>uninteresting and awkward
>don't want one
>>705339546
Top kek
>>705336486
No doubt he's a musclehead jock twat who wears wife beaters and flat peaks, sports a beard and treats you like utter shit. So many times have I seen a man throw his girlfriend into a bush or canal for a joke and still keep his relationship with her rosy
Why do women like being abused in this way? Don't they want to cuddle and be loved?
1.) been married or with someone for the last 24 years...i'm done with that shit
2.) enjoying being single and not sharing my home with some whiny bitch
3.) hookers are cheaper and less dramatic
:)
ugly
asshole
no balls
>>705334019
Because i like men more than women
Women fakery disgusts me
I have a boyfriend
>>705334019
>fairly good looking
>good job
>interesting, own like 12 instruments on which I can play
>funny
>just got number from a 8/10 in a bar
>they never answer the phone if you just randomly get a number from a girl
>if they do they flake
>girl I'm most interested in is in another city and she is the type of girl you have to chase for a year
>whores don't interest me
>don't wanna sleep with a girl flatmate
life is hard for a guy
I was really shy (not anymore)
No girls in my group of friends
No girls un my relations
allways too drunk at party
A little too agressiv
>>705335680
I fucking feel you on a spiritual level.
>>705339720
>only make five figures
There's your problem. You could be a stinking 500lb tramp who never washes and stores smegma in the folds of your ears, but as long as you can afford to shower your bitch with money and sparkly jewels you'll be the quintessential ladies' man
>>705335925
Robin
>>705334019
1-I'm married
2-I believe cheating is immoral
3-I'm afraid of catching a disease as the way I get caught
Hahahaha; ahhhh. Okay then
1.) Got a gourd shaped body
2.) Not an attractive race to the race that I'm into
3.) Many reasons here! Cynical, pessimistic, misanthropic, degenerate, ideologue, Fascist, defeatist, weak willed, literally read Kurt Cobain's suicide note and thought "this is my life," probably will end up dead within the next few years, not sure how, alcoholic, arrogant, underachiever, whatever I did try to achieve, I have failed, so a FUCKING FAILURE, High School dropout, can no longer tell memes and reality, quitter, tragic mulatto, living a lie, voting for Donald Trump, no practical skills, can be misogynistic because Mommy issues, family gave up on me, moody, got so tired writing this list RIP
1. I'm 19
2. I'm aware of the freedom this will cost me
3. They cost too much
I've had me a girl for about 2.5 years, but things didn't work out. I really loved that girl. But now I realise I'd rather develop myself on my own and enjoy the freedom, and concentrate on the study that I'm doing.
( picture somewhat related. )
>>705334019
gay
gay
and... gay.
I can't bond with someone, I usually manipulate the girl and convince her I am in love with her and fuck her until I get bored.
>>705334019
> Ugly
> Broke
> Socially retarded
>>705341575
>calling yourself funny
hm-hm ;)
>>705334019
I have a wife
im involved in criminal activity, I suck at approaching women, I dont have a car, or a phone or a FB
>>705342488
That's one reason three times.
Excuse not excepted.
You must now go and get a girlfriend.
>>705334019
The wife won't let me
one woman in your life is enough
Guys suck cock better
>>705334019
>recently broke up
>currently flirting/ fooling around with girls
>don't want a relationship
>>705339029
Leave 4chan. You filthy curry.
>>705340015
>>705340981
>>705341388
You guys sound like teens in cringe threads that write desperate shit on fagbook to get sympathy from women.
>>705337930
Man and you thought my life was hard, look at this guy>>705342224.
Like girls too much to focus on one
Normally get bored quickly
Basically can't stop myself
>>705334019
>College or Uni for you amerifags
>money
>time
casual bang is just good
>supposed to go on first date today
>get food poisoning
>text her to cancel
>she's sick with a cold or something
Soon.
>won't be with someone as long as I feel not better than now
>I can't handle easily being with someone, no self-confidence, being too possesive with the girl and shit
>for me being in couple is somewhat like a hobby and i'm not into that actually
can we spoiler now?
[spoiler]I'm gay[/spoiler]
>>705334019
I'm disgusting looking
I'm bitter and angry
I have come to the conclusion that humans are a waste of time
>>705334019
All three are autism
>>705334019
I hate myself
I hate everybody else
and I'm a social failure
>>705334019
not worth it
prostitutes
your mom
>live in saudi arabia
>>705334019
>I live in Pakistan
>>705334019
*Probably already done , but.
I don't want one.
I don't need one.
I am happier to keep my money & time.
>>705343637
Tell her we need milk.
>>705339206
Whats #1?
>>705335541
kek same
>>705339720
It's because you're perfectly average
>>705334019
>I don't want one.
>Females would be utter pieces of totally useless garbage, if it wasn't for their vaginas. They would be considered sub-human, if it wasn't the reproductive role they play.
>The female company is not enjoyable at all.
Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule, but those exceptions are so absurdly rare that they make the search itself completely inconsequential.
Unless you are willing to put up with a female, there are no reasons for you to have a girlfriend at all. All the "happiness" that one may rarely find in a relationship with one, isn't even long-lasting, for it to be used as an actual argument. Again, there are exceptions, but those are such microscopic numbers that I really doubt it can even break past 0.0x% of all relationships.
>inb4: *tips fedora*
>inb4: virgin neckbeard
>inb4: "men's rights activist"
>inb4: muh denial of biology
>inb4: you can't inb4 your own post
>inb4: womyn h8r
>inb4: muh anecdotal evidence
pic related
>>705335268
bro are you me?
>>705344878
Totally man.
Also Pussy Beggars love to shame other men for not towing the line that getting your penis wet being then be all and end all of life.
Personally I hate it when people tell me what to do , who wants to live with someone that is rarely happy and contributes fuck all and makes you feel bad.
>>705334019
_Iz int it_?_
[;нетаклей?]
>>705345067
If a female can't make use of their vaginas to control you, they will guilt you into believing you are wrong. Cucks will do the same.
They are completely powerless in the most essential sense of the word, without it.
>>705334019
im fat (210 after dieting)
i have a mental disability that requires i not work to be without supervision
i have super tiny in come
>>705334019
>waited way too long in highschool and college to even bother (by then, most of them had already fucked some guy)
>every girl I've ever known is pretty much a grade-a slut. Why would I trust a whore?
>I spend too much time making 'friends' rather than girlfriends
My pickup game is terrible can someone help? Inb4 tell them shitty jokes; that shit never works all they say is "oh god"
>>705334019
Because I'm gay
>>705345481
there is no pickup game
there is just talking to plenty random girls and some will like you back, and from that small group even smaller will want to fuck you
thats it, just go through huge number of girls and you will luck out
>>705334019
im gay
do i need 2 more?
>>705345481
get close to a girl and say hey baby, care to help me lose weight? because you hold a heavy weight in my heart
>>705334019
I'm married. That's the only reason.
fat
ugly
boring
>>705334019
three reasons why you don't have girlfriend
>>705334019
Afraid of intimacy
Terrified of sex
Dick too small
>>705345481
>can someone help?
Yes, I have a method that works 100% of the time: Lower your standards.
If you don't have a female fuck toy, it's very, very, likely that you are setting your standards far too high for your body type, and amount of wealth. There are always disgusting niggers and walking sacks of fat with vagina holes in them for you to call "yours", if you really want one.
Attractive females are a status symbol, more than anything else, if you are a rational individual.
>>705334019
Autist
Doesn't speak German too well
More interested in other things
>ugly
>socially awkward
>low self esteem
>>705334019
> insecure
> boring
> Not interested in anyone I know
Because I have a wife,
Wife wouldn't approve.
I can't afford one since I pay for the mortgage and childcare costs.
Relevant
1. married
2. monogamous relationship
3. beats the fuck out of dating
Insecure
Social skills of a pinecone
Not interested in anyone I know
>>705345615
Thanks I'll take that advice on board
>>705345659
I'm a skinny but very tall dude (once went as slender man for Halloween party) so I don't think that'll work
>>705345967
I'd either try getting a good looking gf or get an onahole. Last thing I wanna fuck are disgusting bitches
>superior gentleman
> woman don't understand how magnificent I am
> drop-dead gorgeous, fabulous, stylish, exotic gem
Among thousands of rocks. I'm the one of a kind, completely the opposite of average.
>>705334019
> I'm gay
> I like dick in my ass
> girls have cooties
> Im happy at the moment why should I change that.
>I rarely meet people that intrest me so much that I would give them such a huge part of my life
inb4 but why not having a gf for sex
>fapping is fine for me actually. Not carying for another persons orgasm but mine is pretty cool. Sex is for me more like a self esteam boost. Also I dont have to hurt the women because many time the only reason she would be there is because I need to nut.
women i like don't like me
women who like me i don't like
every woman i like either hates me or is in a relationship
>>705346387
then you say hello girl, yeah l'm skinny right? the doctor said l can fix it, l just need a little more of your love in my diet....
>>705334019
>autistic (because of bad parents/childhood)
>ugly
>autistic
>>705346623
cringe
>>705346387
Even if you happen to find an attractive one, and somehow manage to talk them into fucking you, if you are not attractive yourself, and don't have enough money to keep them around, they'll probably just leave you to find someone who is, or who has money.
You're not playing with the odds in your favor, if you want to date someone attractive and doesn't have anything to give yourself.
Everyone should know, by now, that women only date up.
1. Don't have time
2. Don't have the energy
3. My wife nearly divorced me over my last girlfriend
>>705346687
ikr
>dumped my last gf to have more time to play the new wow expansion
>dont give a fuck ^
>i have trouble connecting with women emotionally, sexually it's on point. Most women I can't stand who they are and their opinions/hobbies/personality.
I would say that most women that I know and have met have personalities like a box of rocks... one of my ex's I really connected with but she was also and opinionated retard so there's that.
>>705334019
>girls don't find me attractive
>women don't find me attractive
>men find me attractive (unfortunately I'm not gay)
>>705335449
That's not their bullshit that's your bullshit..
>>705348706
>girls
>women
AntiSocial don't really leave my house spend all my time on the computer or working around in my place.
Only girl that match's me perfectly that I know is Autistic as hell we are good friends but we would litterally murder each other if we dated I'm argumentative when my opinions are challenged so I love picking fights autism doesn't play well with that.
I Just don't do well with people I find attractive I tend to not know how to approach the topic.
>>705349083
theres a difference
>>705339720
Single mom here.
The thing you said about the kid kind of stumps me because personally I'm not looking for anyone to help raise my kid though I am looking for the "one". I think you should stop assuming that about moms. Especially thise only looking for one nighters lol. You'll learn to know the difference
>>705349437
Yeah, one's for adults.
>>705349579
and obviously there's a natural progression from one to the other.
>>705335152
This, gentleman's.
>insecure, unhappy with my life, myself and my appearance
>introverted, prefer to spend time getting high, watching netflix and browsing 4chan
>anxious as shit
I'm a bit like Elliot. I never approached a girl (and never showed interest even though one of them probably noticed anyway) because I have crippling approach anxiety. I'm uglier than Elliot, but I'm not actually "ugly". I even have a decent amount of money (but my car isn't a BMW, it's an Audi).
>>705349514
Not the same anon but, lot of the Single moms in my area are basicly welfare trash and their men left the moment they got prego in highschool I've seen what the anon describes happen before the girls go after anyone dumb enough to sleep with them then have another baby in an attempt to get child support.
>>705334019
>don't want a bitch taking all my time
>don't want a bitch taking all my money
>don't wannaend up married to a shrieking harpy while i have to give up everything for her and the little hellspawns she brought into the world
yeah, i don't like relationships
>>705334019
>i'm not rich or 7/10
>no time for gf
>90% of grills are degenerates
>>705334019
I have a boyfriend
I'm the girl in our relationship
Anal orgasms are amazing :3
My wife would leave me
>>705349824
Christ, I dont want any more kids fuck that! I'd even go as far to say that it would not phase me in the slightest to hook up with a single dad just so i dont have to deal with that awkward Convo where I tell him i have no need for his baby batter. We all have that maternal/paternal drive, just kicks in at different times (unless we're child free) . Like I said though, you learn the difference.
>I hate my self
>I hate being around other people
>I have social anxiety
>I'm OCD as fuck
>probably not attractive
Poor
Homeless
Loose anus (smell shit)
Slave
Psycho
>>705350542
>loose anus
WAT?
>I'm socially awkward as fuck,
>People mistake my gender frequently,
>I have a boyfriend.
I'm lazy, dont go out, and dont realy want one.
>>705350542
So you constantly smell of shit?
>>705341388
Triggered
>too alpha for these skanks
>dick too big for their pussies
>one girl is omega asf but I dont want any
>mfw im a wolf
>shit skin
>fat
>don't meet new people.
>>705334923
Literally me
I don't even have one...maaaaan.
Ugly
Fat
Loser
>>705334019
>shy
>low confidence
>premature ejac
>>705334019
1, work
2, plans
3, misanthropic
>>705334019
because i am raging homosexual
>>705350789
>yfw
>>705351544
Honestly if you're black you get a free pass for most physical imperfections, unless you're a total whale you can find some white bitches that would fuck you
>it's
>the
>nutshack
>fucked it up last time
>fat as fuck but getting fit
>actually got 3 candidates
1)Women have proved to be worthless.
2)Sex is ultimately pointless over time.
3)Much more time efficient to do hobby's and hang with bro's.
> I'm happy being single
> I don't like 3d girls
> I don't want to have kids
>>705336328
you and me the same /b/ro
1/ I don't want to.
2/ I don't want to.
3/ I don't want to.
I'm very specific on who i want to date but lately is driving me insane. Thought it was working out but i guess.
I'm tired of being alone.
>>705351478
top keks
>>705352844
I have been feeling the exact same way lately.
>>705334019
I more or less have a girlfriend.
Problem is, a year and a half ago my testicles atrophied suddenly, doctors still haven't found out what caused it.
It killed my libido, left me feeling tired all the time. Also imbalanced my brain, since I have no sex drive, don't even have sexual dreams, no morning wood either.
It has flattened all my emotions too.
I don't really feel anything for this girl, although I like her. She said she has feelings for me.
She knows about my problem, we've done some stuff but I don't really feel any urge, dick works some of the time, not very well.
>>705351544
Go to Africa, live with a tribe.
You'll lose weight, make new friends, and be with your own kind where you belong.
>>705353475
We should date to rid of this loneliness (been daily drinking for 3 weeks so far)
(I'm drink at the moment)
>>705354197
You mean be a worthless nigger
>>705339315
Top fucking KEK
>>705354661
he already is one.
in the tribe they'd value him
with all the nigger males flooding into Europe,,there must be a lot of lonely subhuman females left behind
I have noidea why I dont have a gf.I am hansome and has a huge dick. Oh wait I now.. I dont want any!
>>705354274
I do not want to be with someone just to rid myself of my own loneliness. That is a recipe for failure and self-deception. I have seen my friend take similar shortcuts which ultimately lead to more loneliness.
>>705354857
Being an alcohlic. .. i understand these niggers pain.
>>705342951
>Uni for you amerifags
You have it backwards...
>>705334019
coz i'm a pathetic fuck who can't be in a relationship because i'll just drag them down.
>>705355330
You're thinking about it in the wrong way. I see loneliness as someone who has no one to turn to for advice. It's all about trust. Why do you think I'm telling you this? I trust you with this information i give you.
>>705334019
i look like a jew
i have no confidence
and i look like a jew
>>705334019
1) We split almost a year ago.
2) Don't fancy a relationship atm.
3) On my way to banging a friend of mine.
Because I cheated on her
Because I hate her
And because she is a horrible cunt
>>705334019
Just broke up an hour ago, feels good.
What's yours?
>ugly face
>ugly face
>ugly face
yes it does matter
>"beauty comes from the inside"
girls dont give a fuck if youre ugly youre boring
Socially awkward
Below average size cock
Married
>>705334019
>fat
>social anxiety
>superior intelligence makes it hard to find new interesting people
I have a gf
>>705334019
Addict
Irresponsible
Women who show interest in me tend to be vague, or downright stupid.
>>705354035
dam son shit sucks
>>705334019
1 girls more or less take all one's free time not spent working, and I like just doing what I want rather than having to entertain someone else
2 I am older than I once was, and feel I am less attractive than before. Premature balding, big gut, lack of confidence. Girls can smell lack of confidence miles away and it is the antithesis of sexy
3 When I have had girlfriends before I tend to be nice to them initially, and eventually come to resent them for taking up all my time until I reach a point I am no longer as sweet and nice to them. I hate myself for this, but it's something I realize about myself and I can spare them a lot of mistreatment and heartbreak by just staying away. I don't know what's wrong with me or how to make it better, but being alone really isn't such a bad alternative
>selfish
>self-hating
>underachieving beta
>>705351785
This isn't tumblr.
In the real world white girls are disgusted by black guys.
>>705334019
beause i'm a girl
because i'm not gay
because no one likes me anyway
>literally gay
>literally gay
>literally gay
>>705334019
I genuinely suck with women
I'm kind of thin
I still suck at confidence with women
>>705356526
>Tits or gtfo
>Timestamp
>B8
>>705334690
feelsbadman
>>705334568
this
>>705334019
Never tried to get one
Don't want one
Gay
>>705356666
Pepe?
I seem to fuck up every chance I get.
I have been told to be an attractive guy but once I am in a convo with girls they seem to back away from me.
Might be because of my depression, anxiety and self-hatred.
Met up with an ex a few days ago, I thought the date went well and all but she didn't send me anything and when I contacted her she replied shallow and not interested.
I just want someone to love me for who I am, why is everyone so stereotype based.
"You have to be manly, passionate, alpha blabla" fuck off.
I was doing fine until my girlfriends met each other. Now my empire has collapsed. Come Monday I am going to rebuild. Until then, I will drink.
>>705334019
>I don't like people
>I don't like people
>I don't like people
1. I'm married
2. I have kids
3. No time/effort to fuck around
>>705355662
If I am in a relationship it is because I care about the person more so than not being lonely.
>>705357072
How is it to beeing married /b/ro
>no confidence
>Only when I drink do I enjoy parties or going to the bar
>Poor social skills
>>705356993
That's one thing 3 times.
>>705356927
The alpha-stereotype desire is based off of thousands of years of evolution. Get over it.
Who cares if you're attractive? Average girls really don't. The bottom line is this: nobody wants to go to sleep alone at night.
Grade A girls don't have this problem. If your social skills and looks aren't good enough to distract one of them from someone else, then you need to shoot lower. Bottom line.
In conversation you need to:
Smile. A lot. But be genuine. Wrinkle your forehead by raising your eyes. Be engaged. Ask questions. Try and sound interesting, without sounding pompous. Reciprocate the energy being displayed by her. If she splits for some reason and doesn't want to talk anymore, just man up and take it. Nothing worse than a sore, self-absorbed loser.
I have over 9000 reason's but a bitch ain't one
beta, lazy and picky
>>705357557
Nobody asked you, you fucking worthless cunt fuck
>>705357566
Not the anon you were talking to, but I completely agree. I get nervous for no apparent reason around women. I am always myself, but I suck at talking to them about stuff or making a move with them.
>>705334019
Oh but I do.
>cute
>not annoying, actually really smart
>we play games and cuddle
>never have to spend any money
>equally as antisocial as me
>loves me
>Inb4 bait
You wish
>>705334019
I'm lazy
I'm chubby (220lbs)
I'm ugly
>>705334019
>I Work too much
>I Dont have time
>I Dont have any interest
>All the Women i know are Golddiggers/Cunts/Miley Cyrus
oh and
>Im Weird compared to the regular "Lets get drunk every weekend" kind of guy
I'm in a hardcore raiding guild
Norwegian are not easy
Have friends with more game than me
>>705334019
>emotionally disconnected
>costs too much
>will inevitably end in break up (therefore pointless)
You need to go talk to more of them. Anywhere you can. The cashier at Starbucks, the one waiting in line behind you at Safeway, the chick at jury duty with you.
If you look open and inviting, they won't mind being talked to. They might be bad at conversation themselves. Don't always take it as a personal blow to your ego when things don't work out.
You will very quickly learn how to talk to them, and gauge their reactions for which direction to take the conversation. Most women want a guy who isn't a pushover in conversation. Don't be a complete tool either. It's a very fine line, and it's different for each chick. I've learned to just stay in my lane, and be myself with "flexibility." I will go just enough outside of my comfort zone to engage with someone, but not enough to completely be fake.
Women also love it when you make them feel smart. Don't correct them. If you can, give them things to do. I find that women with bad relationships with their fathers like this more. Ask them to hold something, read something far away, etc (even if it's all bullshit).
Don't expect any of this to lead anywhere. These are merely exercises to season and mature your ability to jive with girls. Stop being so fucking nervous. You probably look like a chihauhau.
>>705356011
>superior intelligence makes it hard to find new interesting people
No it doesn't. If you were actually smart, you wouldn't have any problem getting friends or a gf unless you got autism. Just admit it, you're a retard who no one wants to be with.
>>705334019
> overweight
> small dick which seems to have destroyed my confidence with girls in the last year or two
> low confidence meaning I am shit at talking to girls
I could go on...basically rip me
>>705334019
>tfw actually have a girlfriend
>i have no face
>this place is fucked
I am boring and have nothing to offer.
Woman want fun to be around, rich and good looking/fit/ man. So I am out.
>>705358930
10/10 statement.
I had this mindset up until I was 15 or 16. Then I decided to drop it and be an "idiot" like everyone else. I found that while I was getting Bs in high school, some of these idiots were going to Stanford on scholarships. I learned to stop making excuses for myself, and man the fuck up. I also really wanted to get laid.
I learned to just be nice to people, and the long term benefits will be amazing.
Nobody at a young age has the ability to say that they are of superior intelligence. This is just bullshit crafted by their parents or teachers.
I'm finishing up my master's program right now from a reputable school. Education is something that can be proved, and can never be taken away. Intelligence, for most people, is not verifiably different. People need to wait until they have some stripes on their chest to brag. I have never heard one of my peers, whom I consider to be some of the smartest in the world in this field, talk about their intelligence. I have never heard my mother, who is the smartest person I know, talk about her intelligence. Intelligence is something that is nonverbally transmitted to others through your actions.
Since my change in heart and mind, I've had no problem with having friends. I was popular my last 2 years of high school, had a bad year during freshmen year of college (long distance girlfriend who I refused to cheat on), rebounded my second year, and its been great ever since.
I think i dont really care.
>>705334019
don't
have
money
This really is 4chan. I don't know what you're trying to find here, but I'll bite.
Can't connect with other people, no friends at all. Haven't got a crush/fallen in love with anyone ever. Last friend I had was something 8 years ago and we only chatted sometimes and hung out once awkwardly. Then he gradually disappeared. People try to talk to me but I keep pushing everyone away with my elitism and cynicism. Not broke/ugly. Don't know. There's my sob story.
> she broke up with me
> cheated on me
> fuck commitment
>>705335268
Literally me except I have a job and im a hs dropout
I'm
genuinely
abstinent
>>705334019
1. Don't care
2. Hate pretty much everyone.
3. Actively radiate hostility so people just leave me alone.
Call me edgy, but it's made me feel the best I have felt in years.
I do and she's a fucking psycho and I'm not sure how much we have to abuse each other before we both drop it. It's not worth it, boys.
