Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Do people lurk these, or are they gone when they're gone?
pls respond
![c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMdDAJ2.jpg "c07e2d02b03f6df45ff485bb9d91e309[2].jpg")
>>705333179
Claiming Georgette again. The hottest of all waifus.
still here
>>705333160 Alice
It's alright. I accept my fate, I'll join you in the Sudoku in a bit.
>>705333264
They're 24/7
>>705333072
True, how are you these days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6bfICjPNbg
>>705333264
I lurked these for almost 2 months before posting
>>705332381 alice
Lol. Just having a little fun.
Bummer about the sleep though.
![582060_1290183917762_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGwTXxN.jpg "582060_1290183917762_full[1].jpg")
>>705333367
How could you resist posting? Aren't you obsessed with collecting (You)'s?
>>705333367
>>705333017
Fine, a live audience is better anyways~
>Nope, that wasn't me at all!
>>705333179
I think our waifus got a thing for each other
>>705333222
so i got double trips
what do /b/ i now have stolen shinoa
>>705333353
I should really listen to more Metallica, I know, shame me. I've been getting into FFDP though lately, downloaded their discography.
I'm pretty good, just going out with friends, work, riding, vidya, pretty normie stuff to be honest. You keeping busy yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tziDYBPjhS8
>>705333367
Well, I mean actively.
Not over a long period. Do people just not post and lurk or are the people posting the only ones here most of the time?
>>705333316
Neko Kirino is cute
>>705333433
I got 4 hours, I think. Should be enough. I don't know if my phone battery agrees with that though
>>705333453
Not really. Originally me and my friend laughed at the threads. I stopped linking them to him after I started to enjoy reading what was here. Then a Lilly anon answered my question about all the Tomoko's and convinced me to post
>>705333509
I guess I might as well give up. Again.
>>705333660
5FDP is pretty good, same stuff to be honest although csgo has taken most of my time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
>>705333751
How would we know how many people lurk? We can't tell unless they post. Sometimes I just watch the thread, others I just post once and no one talks to me, and sometimes again I get a bunch of replies. It's pretty varried here
Thanks for the hunger games earlier. It was fun
>>705333762
Then plug it in?
That's kind of almost maybe enough sleep. Kind of pushing it though. Why not try to go back to sleep?
>Rattles
![Quote-Disney-Songs-Georgette[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/STxcPeB.jpg "Quote-Disney-Songs-Georgette[1].jpg")
>>705333762
They're mostly a circlejerk it seems, but that's nice sometimes.
>>705333980
Why does it matter?
>>705333751
Time zones are a thing. People go to work. Sleep, do other things than this.
>>705333762
She is very cute. Twintail Alice is adorable!
>>705333944
Ah, CS huh, I tried to get into it but it just wasnt the game for me. I usually ended up fucking with my team, a bit too serious for me, but I think my problem wasn't having a team I know, just going into pubs.
Getting good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4
>>705334165
Yeah, closing in on LE rank in competitive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1w4ghapcyU
>>705333980
No prob. In /hg/ a lot of the people just lurk without saying anything. When you start a game they all come out instantly which shows just how many have the threads open but not posting. I guess there isn't really a way find out over here.
And no prob. It's what I do.
>>705334165
Yeah, I live in Asia. Dead hours are dead hours I suppose.
>>705334296
The only reason I'm lurking atm is because I have really bad WiFi and a short time before leaving again
>>705334095
This is about as much sleep as I usually get. I still have 50% battery, and no plugs near my bed that I can comfortably use. I hope it doesn't come to that
>>705334138
What do titty mean why does it matter? I'm just telling them how I do things, I'm sure others do the same
>>705334165
No one makes neko Alice. Not even bunny Alice that I can find, despite her being "a rabbit"
>>705334296
I got in a hunger games once. Never saw how it went because I had to leave
>>705333762
That would be the easiest of choices~
>>705334261
Oh sweet, I take it you've been playing for a while then.
>Megadeth
>Yet another band I need to listen to more of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3yF7zJ-aY
>>705334296
Bad luck I guess. But you're not really missing out on anything to be honest. It's better when the threads are slow anyway.
>>705334474
Seriously? Not a single one? Fuck, I thought it was just obligatory for every animu girl to get a neko.
Morning /waifu/
It's raining outside right now and sounds nice
>>705334474
You, not titty. How did it even come up with that?
>swipe keyboard is weird
>>705333509
did i do this to you
>>705333530
a disgrace to all short hairs i see
>>705334451
yuno?
>>705334817
You guessed it, I'm kinda flattered
God bless I'm going home soon
I need to rest
Once again you're up late
What are you up to?
>>705334725
For a few months yeah.
They're a pretty must if you're discovering Thrash metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRocrZ8-Aak
>>705335095
bout to go to sleep after one last goodnight wew
>>705334780
Lucky, it rarely rains here.
>>705334817
How could you have did this?
>>705335459
Aight
Always nice wews from you
Goodnight friend
>>705334725
There might be some somewhere, I just haven't found them yet
Where did everyone go
>>705335498
im sorry, maybe if you had used the madcatz things would't have turned out like this :y
>>705335538
might lurk since sleeping is difficult to do
>>705335210
How many hours?
I'll chuck em on my download list, cheers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4Y8jOXLL0E
>>705335758
I might have a look for you if you don't mind, I'm actually really surprised Alice doesn't have a Neko.
>>705335897
You're welcome to. I've checked quite a few places and come up blank. Maybe it's the keywords I'm using, I don't know
>>705335799
Nope, MadCatz is all yours mang. :V
>>705335799
I'm leaving anyway so
Have a goodnight from me~
>>705335897
Nearing 300.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_3Zkp0JQds
>>705335498
I like the way it sounds to be honest
>>705335459
This is a good pic.
>>705336286
Kyoukutie
>>705336415
>
>>705334474
You should sleep more. It's good for you. Maybe some naps.
>>705336286
A slut's outfit
>>705336489
I don't appreciate this
>>705336604
You're a manslut.
>>705336548
Sleep is the enemy. No sleep, no nightmares. No nightmares, no problems
>>705336604
>>705336286
thanks for that last wew before i go to bed, here have my favorite cute hikage pic
>>705336702
Sleep is your friend, nightmares are the enemy.
>>705336647
Do I make you horny baby~?
>>705336215
I can't stick to one game for long, most I have is 420 on TF2. Maybe it's because I have a mediocre PC. Oh well, I'll be getting a new soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWVh6cQo9SI
>>705336787
But one brings the other, that makes it my enemy also
>>705336769
Have a good sleep.
>>705336815
No.
Because you never posted any Junji Ito.
>>705336870
>>705336860
Sleep is a mandatory bodily function. Nightmares are your brain being a jerk. That's like saying you hate flowers because you hate bees...
>>705337131
The only good sleep is the one that lasts atleast 6-7 hours.
Rest is a shit.
>>705337131
I do hate bees. However, some flowers don't get pollinated, no bees, no problem. Sleep invariably brings nightmares though, they don't even wake me up anymore
>>705337131
>>705337303
Been awake 70+ hours PogChamp
>>705337303
You should try sleeping 4-5 a night. You may be tired at first, but you'll have so much more time to do things
>>705337303
I dunno... Crashing for 12 hours after being up way too long feels really nice.
>>705337332
Not for everyone... Evidently, you're the type of flower that attracts bees.
>>705337364
Nice. Why?
>>705337710
I should just uproot myself
night
>>705337710
Because I'm an idiot who makes poor decisions. Really all there is to it.
>>705337800
Goodnight, sleep well.
>>705337800
Good nigh Tomoko
>>705337978
More neko!
>especially with legs
>>705337364
>70
>Mfw
>>705337772
Oh hush you. Just sign yourself into slavery and have some fun instead.
>>705337978
Hmm. Vague, but alright. Don't hurt yourself staying up too much.
>>705338187
Slavery is kind of restrictive though
>>705338099
Checked
>
>>705338111
Checked again
I'm honestly not even tired. It'll probably hit me with a wave of shit but oh well. I've had worse.
>>705338187
Always a reason behind it. I'll be fine, can't really hurt myself from staying up late.
Thanks for the concern though.
>>705338310
So many neko, so many jealous
>>705338310
I will forever gloat about my 120. But really, you should sleep.
>>705338457
Most I did was 72
>>705338409
You'll fine one someday! I'm positive, you should also stay positive.
>>705338457
120 huh. Damn, that's impressive. What did you even do in that time?
>you should sleep.
Nah, she'll be right
>>705338579
I maintain desperation for finding it. It will keep me going
>be me
>be about ten minutes ago
>get some Kool aid and walk back into the living room
>as I leave the kitchen, i hit my toe on the gate
It hurt like hell and still does a bit, I think I might have bruised it because it hit the gate really fucking hard
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>705338253
Nah, it's fun.
Don't worry so much.
>>705338310
If you say so.
>>705338975
>>705338995
Worrying is what I do best though
>>705338579
It was mostly things to get my motorcycle, work, and games to stay up.
>>705338661
RIP Kitten.
>>705338975
Syndra.
>>705339245
I know
I fucking hate this gate too, but the only reason we have it up is because of my nephew and our dogs
![Syndra [156].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4nE95AP.jpg "Syndra [156].jpg")
>>705339191
>>705339245
Hello .3
>>705339191
Try not doing that this time?
>>705339590
How are you doing this morning
>>705339391
How young is a kid that he has to have a gate?!
>>705339590
How goes?
>>705339671
But that isn't how this works at all
For an evil campaign, the last 4 hours were... almost heroic.
>>705339820
Sure it is. Just take the leap, really what's the worst that can happen?
>>705339999
Bring tools to post lewds. A date worse than death
>quadsss
>>705339999
Shizuchecked
>>705340155
Fate, I'm getting triggered by this keyboard
>>705340155
And if forcing you into posting lewds was explicitly disallowed?
>>705340302
Maybe
>>705339788
He's only two
Also
>power went off for about for minutes
>pitch fucking black, can't see jack shit
>see a shadow in the litchen after I turn the flashlight on my phone on and get my bat
>go into kitchen after lights have turned on, the breaker wasn't messed with, and I didn't hear anyone going down the ramp from the back porch or hear the door closed
Fuck this house
>>705340475
That's spooky as fuck. Kitten, make sure those doors are locked.
>>705340463
Is there some other rule you'd want?
>>705340546
It's fucking damn near impossible to lock out back door, so the only security for back there is a thorn bush on that's taken over the top of the ramp and some of the porch
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>705339739
Somehow finally fell asleep for good. Sadly, i overslept and missed my train.
What about you?
>>705339788
See above.
And you?
>>705340155
Come on now, have i asked any of them to post lewds?
>>705340607
I'd still have to consider my options
>>705340687
Slept a bit more, woke up again. Been retarded since then. Another day of life
>>705340687
I don't know, but you've asked me to
I got a soulseek and I'm illegally sharing music that everyone wants and is not even released.
I feel like a dealer.
I hope I don't get sued.
>>705334725
Get some Annihilator as well. Jeff Waters' lyrics are ... meh, but man can that guy play the guitar. I think he rivals the bests.
>>705338457
I see you remembered how to dress yourself, friend.
>>705338554
I think 60 is my max. But I was working for a good bit of it ...
>Suika claimmmm
>>705340888
>Check
Eh, do what you want. I don't get anything by persuading you, except a slightly happier Syndra.
>>705340649
Might wanna replace the lock then. It shouldn't cost that much, right?
>>705340687
Damn, how long till the next one?
Wanked one out at work, now I'm bored once again. Reading up on the differences between a welded and a limited slip differential.
>>705341108
Well, I'm no longer in a lewd mood, for... reasons.
>>705341180
>for... reasons.
>>705341180
My family doesn't have any money right now, and it's not just the lock that's fucked, it's the whole door and door frame
>>705341138
A happy Syndra is a happy Shizu. I'll think about it a little more. I'm feeling pretty sick right now very suddenly so I might try to get some more sleep
>>705341446
You should. Like i said, 4 hours isn't enough.
Enjoy your nap, Alice.
>>705341180
>Wanked one out at work
Being a security guard is that good, huh? It's almost 5, at least.
What's up with all of the triple digits?
>>705341330
Shush, you know not of which you lel at!
>>705341435
Yikes, ya. That might be ore than a new $20 cylinder at WalMart...
>>705341604
It allows me to do that at me will on the weekends. It's the one perk I won't find in another job, but surely one I can deal without.
No clue, /waifu/ magic or something.
>>705341730
>Wanked one out at work
My dearest tigermangos
>>705341330
>>705341802
Do Robots Wank Off Electric Sheep?
>>705341040
Hi Chen. Want to illegally share some Photoshop CS and Elements with me?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>705341180
Few hours, shouldn't be a problem.
kek
>>705341730
Yeah, just a bit
And whenever my mom and dad get paid, it goes to groceries and bills a lot of the time
>>705341998
>Do Robots Wank Off Electric Sheep?
I don't know, do you want to come and verify yourself? :^)
>>705342161
Get a job and help your family out then, you lazy fuck.
>>705341802
Shhhhhhhhh!
>>705342065
Oh, that's not long at all... kinda.
>>705342161
That really does suck. There's not an option of a dead bolt either?
>>705342256
Who installed your sass?
Its that time again.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up
Also I jist played 2 different pen and paper systems in 2 nights. AMA.
>>705342702
ROLLIN!
>>705342645
It was included in the package.
>>705342635
Super lewd person.
>>705342702
Rollerino.
>>705342767
REROLL!
>>705342819
How so?!
>>705342856
GIVE ME THE DUBS DAMMIT!
>>705342767
>>705342856
>>705342876
>1 off each time
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL!
>>705342751
Reroll
>>705342702
I'll share with you!
Have you played Exalted? Did you like it?
>>705342856
>How so?
You use your titties almost as much as Ran!
Without even being tripsed, to boot!
>>705342819
Someone should root you.
>>705342925
Dammit.
Rolling for dubs
>>705342635
Nope, not at all
>>705342856
>How so?!
>Wanked one out at work
>>705342702
Roll numbah 2.
>>705342937
Do you want to do it? :^)
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>705342702
Rolling for Nothing.
>>705343001
>1 off
>>705342971
REROLL
>>705342937
>Implying
Listen Booki, do you REALLY want to see me as lood as I can be~?
>>705342914
GIVE ME THE FUCKING DUBS ASIAN MOOT!
>>705342972
Chain latch?
>>705343001
That's not proof!
Fug, guess Rory's drinking a 1.
>>705343035
SUBS VS PLEBS
Trips
>>705342937
I have not. Last night was DnD 5th, today was a Pathfinder day. I achieved more evil things in the DnD than in the Pathfinder. And the Pathfinder is an evil campaign. We got downright benevolent at times in the last 3 hours of PF.
>>705343001
Im drinking a 1. Oh good, Ive been getting tired of 7. Let me just roll that up. Pic will come next post.
>>705343236
>getting tired of 7
Cheeki little cunt, I'll show you what for tomorrow!
>>705343107
FUCK THE PLEBS forsenC forsenGun
>>705343075
>That's not proof!
It's enough proof!
>K
>>705343001
A+ Picture. Why does everyone want me to do something lewd with them?
>>705343075
NO! No I DON'T! Just put those tetas away, carbon.
>>705343236
Funny how that works, isn't it? I liked Exalted's previous edition. I haven't gotten a chance to play 2.0 (released about a year ago). Helped to have an awesome GM. Our game was supposed to last 2 months, ended up going for 2 years.
>>705343236
These games are fun.
>>705343329
Fuck the plebs?
GachiFags vs Weebs.
On what side are you on?
>>705343395
>Why does everyone want me to do something lewd with them?
Why not.
>>705343413
Fuck, I like both, but weebs probably.
forsenPuke
>>705343329
How?! It's not like I was under someones desk sucking them off for the whole night!
>>705343395
Hehehe, you might end up seeing it anyways~
>>705343559
> It's not like I was under someones desk sucking them off for the whole night!
Are you hinting at something here?
>>705343503
Same. Is amazing what people can do. (Gachi songs)
>>705343236
I rolled a scotch. This pleases the Rory.
>>705343292
Had I rolled the same way and you got 7, it would have been Patron silver.
>>705343395
Yeah. I find it funny how my lawful neutral Gnoll fighter kills a family of emaciated Halflings because they took his wagon that he was pulling. He didnt want to kill them. Just scare them by dropping his maul on the source of the whimpering. Meanwhile my neutral evil Sorceror gets by with making SUGGESTIONS that a man take a swim in the nearby river. That is actually a rapid. Somehow the old orc doing some fishing didnt like my SUGGESTION that he catches better fish by casting inland.
>file size changed to 2MB
>wtf asian moot
>>705343604
What could I possibly be hinting at there?
>>705343818
I will always roll for that 7, so you better consider that!
>2 mb
Yo what?
>>705343818
And now its not even fucking showing
What the actual fuck Asian Moot
>>705343902
>What could I possibly be hinting at there?
That you were under someones desk sucking them off all night :^)
>>705343996
Unfortunately, I've never done such a thing.
>>705344088
>>705344088
Awww...
>>705343818
Trying with the pic I took
>>705344138
>Head pats
That sounds comfy...
>>705344140
M-Maybe one day I'll be able to...!
>Probably not though
>>705344192
I like you Rory, you're good people and don't try to lewd at me.
>>705344253
>M-Maybe one day I'll be able to...!
See? Lewd.
I volunteer myself for that though :^)
>>705344192
>>705344290
Fucking drunk people.
>>705344253
Do you want to suck a dick?
>>705344335
There is nothing lewd about that!
>Volunteering yourself
N-Now that's lewd...
>
>>705344480
>Nothing lewd about that
Come on now!
>N-Now that's lewd...
Nothing lewd about that :^)
>>705343075
Don't have one, and parents probably wouldn't want to get one
