>be me
>they call me eggboy
>i cook all the eggs
>"hey eggboy we need more eggs"
>never happier than when making eggs
>>707106741
>>707106741
Poach me an egg eggboy. Then make me a boatload of hollandaise and toast me an english muffin. If you have some smoked ham, fry me a piece of that as well.
>>707107476
Gotchu
>>707106741
Hey Eggboy! Can I some homemade corned beef hash with country fried potatoes and 3 eggs over medium?
>>707107811
Damn I miss eating eggs benedict. I had it in a reservation hotel in Arizona once, that shit was so delicious.
>>707106741
get me some waffles and eggs ,eggbitch
>>707107974
Ye
>>707108127
Damn that looks delicious Eggboy! Thanks! What do I owe you?
>>707108076
Here you go little bitch
>>707108271
You owe me a hug buddy (:
>>707108019
Pretty good
Next order?
2 fried eggs, over medium, served on whole wheat toast plox
>>707108278
scrambled? how do you expect me to eat that? y'know what? ,just forget about it,bring me a new one or get outa my sight eggers
>>707108625
Hmm some soft boiled eggs and some toast for dipping?
>>707108685
Veggies in there too
>>707108625
Got your hug right here Eggboy! And as a tip I punched that guy in the nuts that called you "Eggbitch".
>>707108755
>:(
3 scrambled eggs on the double, eggboy. Bacon too, if you please
>>707108836
Here you go
>>707108979
Thank you :)
>>707109068
NO! Fuck this guy, Eggboy! You work hard to cook all the eggs and this guy just bitches. I want to order him some eggs with a side of shit.
>>707109069
Come back soon
>>707109295
I do work hard, fuck him.
>>707109209
Oh nice, you use toast with fiber, I hate that wonder bread stuff, so this is really nice. You know how to serve your eggs eggboy.
>>707109295
Actually just the side of shit. This guy deserves no eggs.
My ex used to call me eggboy because I loved eggs. Shit man now I'm thinking about her, what the fuck.
ok /b/ we already had mint man,now we got egg boy
>>707106741
Eggs are incredible and edible
>>707109068
i-i'm sorry about what i was saying earlier..i ..was just having a rough day, sorry for putting all my stress on you..i..i'll just leave, i really like what you made, guess i can't eat it now....
>>707109295
>>707109466
>>707109483
i-i'm...sorry anons..i'm sorry..
>>707109572
Cheer up buddy. Order some eggs.
>>707109471
Only the best here at eggboy's
>>707109572
Aw, I'm sorry, want an egg?
>>707109784
It's okay
>>707109955
You should do an egg based restaurant, where you cook all the egg dishes there are.
>>707110138
Honestly, I would eat at a place called "Eggboys" every fucking day. Lol. I love Breakfast. Should do it OP.
Make me an egg golem. Make me a big yellow butter baby moomoo.
Are you the same eggboy from a few weeks back? Who went on vacation but promised to return? I've missed you, eggboy.
>>707110138
>>707110270
And have a variety of different eggs! Duck, chicken, quail, ostrich, dinosaur.
>>707109466
hey thanks eggfam
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707110270
I made breakfast pizza recently, it was eggy and delicious.
>>707110366
Man if someone found edible dinosaur eggs, I'd eat the hell out of them.
Oi eggboy, summon me some classy ham and eggs
Ya know, this is a good, clean, fun, and enjoyable thread. Thanks Eggboy!
Mmmm eggs
Can I have a bowl of tomago gohan, eggboy? A Japanese penpal introduced me to it, and now I can't stop eating it!
>>707106741
Eggboy you have any cum for my egg condiment?
>>707106741
Hey eggboy did u ever see this movie? It has a rather sensual egg lady in love with the egg man. You should check it out.
Have a bowl of eggs..
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs.
Also holy fuck I have that same goddamn range at work.
>>707110138
>>707110270
Thank you, if I get enough money I will.
Free eggs for you guys.
>>707110317
??
>>707110338
Yes!
>>707110400
Np!
>>707110440
Gotta run to get some eggs
>>707110526
Here you go sir
>>707110528
No problem
>wife asks what I'm doing
>tell her I'm in an egg thread
>tell her I'm in an egg thread with egg boy
>she leaves the room in silence
>hear front door open and close
>I think she left me
>That's fine
>anything for my egg boy
>>707110317
I cannot comprehend this pls halp
>>707106741
You're him, aren't you?
>>707110845
Splendid as always, ol' chap!
>>707110916
Haha
>>707110724
Here anon, hope you like it?
>>707110729
Ok I'll check it out
>>707111023
:)
>>707110997
I don't think eggboy, would ever forcefully egg anyone on to eat eggs.
He's more of a eggs with consent kind of guy.
>>707110916
kekd so hard
>>707106741
This really speaks to me, all day i hate everything, i cant even sleep anymore. The only thing in my life that brings me joy is my eggy weggs in the morn, slap some bacon n avacado on that toasted perfection. As soon as i finish im sad as fuck
Egg
>chicken abortion
>>707111411
Eggs are the key to happiness? :O
![fresh-eggs-1624727[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oze7YEE.jpg "fresh-eggs-1624727[1].jpg")
>>707110997
It all makes so much sense...
>>707111202
Looks yummy, eggboy! You're the best! Here, enjoy this image. I hope you find it pleasing. :)
>>707111418
Technically chicken periods, delicious delicious chicken periods.
Someone better be capping this.
>>707106741
Hey Eggboy, can I get a scrambled egg samdwich with cheese and bacon bits + a hashbrown on the side?
>>707107476
Eggs benedict is my shit
>>707111548
lulz
>>707107811
Thats not eggs benedict
Hey Eggboy!
Can I get a couple googs, snags and some beans please?
one of life's simple pleasures
>>707106741
Hey eggbro, how about some egg sandwhich with chicken fillet
>>707111486
Yes they are
>>707111498
Thank you :)
>>707111614
I ran out of hashbrowns anon sorry, I hope it's still good.
>>707111665
To be fair I didn't say eggs benedict when I ordered it. But he got my soft boiled eggs with toast strips to perfection.
You seem to be getting a lot of orders, Eggboy. So, I brought you these!
>>707111899
Thanks Eggman. Hope you catch Sonic soon.
>>707111263
>egg anyone on
eggboy i shaved my hair in your honor
Fuck. I actually have to go and make myself some eggs thanks to this fucking thread. I've got a craving now.
>>707107811
That's just a bacon and egg McMuffin.
Great hangover cure... absolute fucking shit actual food.
>>707111879
Right here sir
>>707111984
Thanks for the eggs!
>>707112057
No problem anon
>>707110338
>hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707112057
I think Eggman was his Father.
>>707112270
you aren't the only one. Bout to cook up some over medium beauties.
>>707112302
That's a fucking chicken burger not a chicken sandwich you absolutely fucking useless YANKS.
Eggceptional thread
dont forget the bacon
>>707109795
fucking kek'd at this for no good reason
>>707112449
Woah woah. Sir you are going to have to calm down or leave Eggboys.
>>707112319
I'm pretty sure eggboy devoted his life to eggs, to get away from the bad reputation of his father eggman.
>>707106741
>be me
>I am the eggman
>>707112449
I'm sorry sir, I'll refund you. Actually no fuck off
>>707112167
Woah
>>707112597
Yes that's true.
>>707106741
eggboy, ever make eggs erroneous?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyCaNt_RBs
This thread is a good thread
>>707112597
Oooooh I see. Well, good on you, Eggboy. You are doing a great service to the world.
>>707112449
Don't egg us on nigger.
I WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM
>>707106741
Eggboy I need 4 scrambled eggs on some white toast.
>>707112985
No, but I can try, want some?
>>707112991
Yes
>>707113202
HERE
I want my eggs [spoiler]fertilized[/spoiler]
>>707113517
>[spoiler]fertilized[/spoiler]
I WANT MY EGG IN YOUR ASSHOLE over easy of course
>>707113242
Is this good? Try it.
>>707113517
?
>>707113517
Ah a Balut connoiseur, that is rare.
>>707113376
THANK YOU
ALSO MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN
SORRY
I NEED NEW KEYBOARD
>>707112148
>LET'S JIGGLE!
>TARNATION!
>>707113737
He wants some balut, it's a boiled fertilized chicken egg.
>>707113737
where the deviled eggs at my nigga
>>707113793
It's ok, np.
>>707113517
That's a little weird.
>>707113737
It's good Eggboy, real good
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707113896
Okay then. This?
>>707114061
Oh raw egg...
That reminds me of a dish made on the island of Bornholm here in Denmark.
It's warm smoked Mackerel with toasted white bread, raw egg yolks and fresh chopped chives. That stuff is delicious.
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707113907
Right here
>>707114185
Thank you anon.
>>707114368
Yeah that looks about right.
>>707114446
praise you based eggboy
>>707106741
Hey Eggboy, I need two eggs over hard. Fried in bacon grease please.
Got any ostrich eggs? Maybe a flamingo egg?
Cuz that sounds good
Hell a penguin egg would work
>>707113870
it's "commence to jigglin!" idiot
>>707106741
>not putting a cheeky shallot in your egg
>>707114492
Want some salt or pepper with that?
>>707114537
You are welcome
>>707114626
Enjoy.
>>707110338
hey eggboy, we need more eggs
>>707114693
>being this angry
>still understood what I was going for
>implying he didn't say that at least once
>implying implied implications
>mfw the salt
Sri Lanka: That is all.
>>707106741
I love making breakfast with eggs
>>707114855
Oh I wasn't the guy who asked for it, I just cleared up the name of the dish.
I wouldn't mind if you would make me an omelette with smoked salmon and spinach though.
Eggboy I like my eggs on fire, can you oblige?
>>707106741
Bro....i haven't had a pork roll egg and cheese on a bagel or English muffin in awhile. Can you help me out?
So what do you do for fun Eggboy?
>>707114632
Bone apple tea.
>>707115028
>>707115080
Coming right over.
>>707114902
IM NOT ANGRY
Nice copy pasta fag
>>707115260
IM JUST SAAAYYYIIINNN
>>707115028
Is esperagus okay? I hope it's good.
>>707115092
Sure, enjoy.
Kek
How's this make you feel egg boy?
>>707115660
Yeah I love that stuff, looks really good.
> be egg boy
> be a God of eggsome amongst men
> nobody understand egg boy
> abuse
> realise their love of eggs
> need egg boy
> appreciate egg boy
> egg boy had enough of their shit tho
> eggless wasteland
>egg boy poaches himself for their sins
> returns centuries later
> remembered
> missed
> all praise egg boy
> all obey egglord
>>707115170
I make eggs.
>>707115080
Eggs on fire?
>>707115789
A bit spooked
>>707115929
All hail eggboy
>>707115929
>eggboy hides for centuries in giant underground egg until his skills are needed again
>>707106741
HEY EGGBOY, HOW BOUT YOU WHIP ME UP SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS + KETCHUP?
PRONTO, POR FAVOR
Can I have scrambled eggs with a little hot sauce on top? It would really make my day eggboy. :)
eggboy, poach the World Egg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_egg
>>707116172
I added some bread in there too. :)
>>707116193
Coming.
>>707116422
Nice dubs eggboy
But I said hot sauce. Not ketchup.
>>707116193
Here you go, a lot of food.
>>707116391
I'll try my best anon.
>>707116623
he wasn't serving you, fuck face, he was serving me.
>>707116422
and he nailed it (y)
props to the double 2's
Hey eggboy, did you know if you get banned you can go on your phone and use your data and you can post on 4chan? Thats how I do things since I got banned today. Also sunny side up please?
>>707116193
I'm not fucking watching that. I don't care that it's literally the only ad up on 4chan right now, or how many times you post the pic.
I'm not watching that fucking show. Fuck YouTube.
Also why the hell did the advertising space suddenly get 3 times bigger and only advertise like two things now?
>>707116623
You said ketchup mah dud.
>>707116391
Be careful it's hot.
>>707117050
he's not the ketchup guy, I am lol
he was just impatient as FUHH
>>707117050
Woa nice one, eggboy
good thread
Eggboy can you make me some Kanye Asada and egg burritos?
>>707117412
>Kanye Asada
Spic!
>>707116898
Thank you.
>>707116982
A classic, come back soon anon.
>>707117135
He really was, but it's eat calmly, have a good time :)
>>707117309
You are welcome
>>707117412
Kanye asada?
Eggboy...my dude...give me your absolute favorite egg dish.
>>707115770
Thanks man. You really came through
>>707117412
...you mean carne asada?
>>707117676
Yeah. A breakfast burrito with a little Kanye added into it?
I'm so hungry egg boy.
Hungry for the Kanye Asada.
>>707117807
Did that nigger studder? Give em that hobbit love
>>707117412
Gotchu
>>707117797
You are welcome.
>>707117728
Just a sec.
Ovarian eggs, stat
>>707117676
Mmmm nice seasoning! I give you my sincere thanks for this amazing egg filled thread!
>>707106741
Sensei, will you teach me the way of the egg? My whole life I've loved every food with eggs in them, such as quiche, omelettes, eggs Benedict, deviled eggs, etc. Please teach me the way of the egg.
>>707117728
Soft boiled eggs with some toast, or just a sunny side up egg.
>>707117940
Coming
>>707118058
Enjoy :)
I'll take one egg. Boiled. Oiled. Broiled.
>>707118422
To be a good egg master, you must be one with the egg..
>>707118467
Like this? I added bacon.
>>707118448
>Coming
no don't
>>707119380
Yeah once I realized it was too late.
>>707110338
Hey eggboy, we need more eggs
Rest in peace thread.
Goodnight
-eggboy
