Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
2020 Reimu-neechan.
>>707660494
will you ever kys
Reimu 2020
"Make Gensokyo Great Again"
>>707660494
Chuuni-san reporting in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PvyZiTe1X7
>>707660590
There are three different 2020 Reimus. One of them is me, one is another time traveler, and one is Reimu Jr. who succeeds me after I pass the baton.
>>707660494
Thanks a bunch for the reading, senpai, much appreaciated.
>>707660705
Nope. Suicide never was and never will be an option.
>>707660814
If you are here, and also 2020 Reimu, wouldn't that make you a time traveler too?
(is Reimu Jr. a cute loli?)
Am back to enjoy another Raymoo thread.
>>707660705
Let's make a suicide pact. I'll kill myself if you kill yourself first.
Are we still having an "Ika isn't here" party?
Checking in
Hello
-Sweet Roll
>>707661221
No, I was having a Sonya isn't here day of mourning..
Can I have my fortune told? -Connor
>>707661071
I was time traveling when I visited 2020, yeah. Also, she's adorable, but a little bit battle hardened from presiding over a shrine on /b/. Maybe I'm not such a good mother.
>>707661221
don't summon it
>>707660787
Hey Chuuni, its fred, I will try and if it is bad then I'll neglect to post pictures, okay?
>>707660705
Lets shoot up a public space and suicide by cop! We can even hold hands and all!
>>707661221
yes, i need to go get more booze
>>707661297
>Connor has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Family", "87".
cookie say you have good luck
Hey, rolled two dubs. I took a general and gave the other to the guy with relationship issues. Do whichever in your own time.
>>707657466
>>707655211
>>707661394
What will you try? Are you suggesting you'll try getting a tarot reading and you won't pay up if the reading is bad? Because if that's what you're suggesting, you're out of luck. I only accept payments up front.
>>707661316
You know what this means, right? I'm going to have to leap into the future just to protect her smile! In the process, I'll gain friends, lose friends, and find out what it means to love.
>>707661404
Why won't you ever hold hands with me when I ask? Hmph.
>>707661554
The drawing
>>707661273
I'm here, don't worry!
>>707661383
Yeah, good point. I don't wanna jinx us
>>707661491
I'll take Jack's Single Barrel if you're buying...
>>707661753
wish people like her didn't exist
>>707661610
I'd watch an anime of that
>>707661772
Would you ever clone yourself?
>>707661753
Good, good. now I'll just chain you to me so you can't ever leave. Muhaha..!
>>707661738
Oh, my bad. I got mixed up with the conversations and didn't realize Fred was the one trading my hand for a drawing.
I'm afraid refusal to post won't be an option. Here is my hand, now I expect at least a best attempt.
>>707659473
dont forget me bout me mister
>>707661610
You're a good friend... and anime protagonist!
>>707661772
>
>>707661610
I'll follow you then, don't think it'll be so easy to lose me as a friend!
>>707661906
heh thread down.
hi. i'm a rookie psychography medium. I say rookie because i'm not like the usual mediums you know and I didn't spend much time on improving this skill. I'm here because you said you did palm readings and I was curious about that, and ask if you could do it to mine. thank you
Also, my name is Paul.
>>707661753
>implying im buying
>>707661610
Because you don't ask to hold my hand, maybe, could it be it's too lewd for you?
>>707661753
Sonya, sup
>>707661772
Bunnu, tell me a story, will you? Pretty please!
>>707661881
I should be done within 30 minutes
Reimu is my best friend!
>>707661547
>Two of Cups (Reversed)
Outside influences and jealousy threaten a fragile relationship.
>Queen of Cups
A woman of imagination. Romantic, compassionate air. One who encourages the dreams and talents of others.
>Seven of Pentacles
A past kindness will be repaid.
>>707662010
Were you seeking me? I do tarot readings in exchange for a picture of your palm, and will at my own discretion do palm readings as well.
To my knowledge Reimu just does fortune cookies and tarot, but she may be versed in palmistry beyond my knowing.
>>707662119
I'll be waiting
>>707661868
Yeah! Of course! See, because I know that I'm someone who'd be able to coexist with myself easily~
>>707661916
>
>>707662074
Once, there was a girl with a very special hat. This hat was stitched together with the hairs of orphans whose suffering was great and tumultuous!
>>707662074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AzVrke5QY3
>>707662074
Above all things, even the most depraved of sexual act, hand holding the paramount of lewd acts.
Can I become a youkai?
Will I ever kill myself. My life sucks and I have suicidal thoughts
>>707662010
I'm not the one who was doing palm readings, by the way. That's a guest here, but you'd probably have better luck getting one if you post your hand.
>>707662176
D'aww, really?
>>707660494
Is not hard to keep all those chat?
>>707661862
animated by SHAFT
>>707661916
Ohoho..be careful, I might become a walking cliche by the time this thread is over.
What kind of anime would you star in?
>>707661932
My first adventuring friend that will join me, perfect! I hope you superpowers.
>>707662074
S-Shush you.
>>707662230
Humm. That sounds really lovely. I might have to snag a clone of you!
>>707662383
I wish I had nice legs like those girls
>>707662324
I'm afraid such thoughts are wishful dreams. You're trapped in the body you were assigned as birth and you will remain there until death. Make the most of it.
>>707662333
If you post a picture of your hand then I can draw your tarot fortune for you
>>707662230
Squiggles
>>707661868
I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
>>707661849
I'm with you there, for sure
>>707662074
Hey Neps. Just making a half assed attempt at studying. How's it going?
>>707662052
You cheapskate
We're moving to the apartment in two days and I'm scared
>>707662646
why
>>707662230
I... I want one of those hats...
>>707662266
Wow gramps, your storytelling game is weak!
>>707662318
>Implying I'm not a degenerate
>>707662503
As usual, can't complain. Studying for what? Being someone in life? What are you, a nerd?
>>707662441
Memes
>>707660494
If I go to a sex club with my gf, will we have a MFF threesome?
>>707662773
If you post your hand I will give you a tarot reading, but I don't need the cards to tell you that the odds of this are far lower than your balls will tease you into thinking they are.
>>707662698
Because I've never lived permanently in an apartment before and I'm scared of hearing and being heard by other people while I'm in my room
>>707662441
Oh my <3
>>707662503
~~~~~
>>707662759
That girl's hat was cursed. But it was her most prized possession, anyway. Anyone who didn't get along with her, anyone she didn't like, it would eat alive, still atop her head. It would lunge at them and devour them ferociously.
>>707662478
Do I just post my hand?
>>707662503
i have a life time experience with my sociopatic father and ika acts just like him
Reimu I'm scared, I feel like I want to talk to you but I don't have anything to say, and if I don't say something I won't be able to talk to you or the shrine friends for two whole days
>>707662324
I once read an extremely sad Touhou doujin that basically tells the story of Marisa's struggle to become a youkai sorcerer. It shows her attempting the trials it takes to become a youkai: Starving yourself, minimizing your need for water, and losing your mind. Marisa became insane, hallucinating that all of her friends hated her and she was worthless and better off dead. Marisa eventually succumbed to her madness and ultimately killed herself. Even if it was possible to turn yourself into a youkai, I wouldn't recommend it.
>>707662759
I was already certain that you were. That's okay. I'm a degenerate too.
>>707662984
Yes, that's all I require. Take a picture of your hand and post it and I will give you a tarot reading.
>>707662503
You're supposed to feel terrified at the thought of being stuck to me. -snickers-
>>707663161
I hope this is good enough
Is magic real?
>>707662981
Duuuuude, so, not only a hat created by questionable materials and methods, but it eats your enemies? Sign me the fuck in!
>>707663101
Wanna hold hands?
>>707663070
Just ask us how we are or tell us how your day has been, we tend to reply most of the time at the (You)'s we see.
>>707663434
>Wanna hold hands?
I see how it is!
>>707662942
yeah it takes getting used to, but everyone makes sounds
>>707663434
You bet your candy covered ass I do.
>>707662503
i have some scotch or i can make a master chief for ya
>>707663473
>>Wanna hold hands?
Heck
I hope that no more things I need to do pop up
-Sweet Roll
>>707663413
No.
>>707663261
Who on earth would feel that way about being stuck with someone so wonderful?
>>707663434
The girl was happy with this arrangement for some time, as anyone who treated her badly was quickly dispatched, never to hurt her again. But her friends became scared of her before long and they stopped visiting her. They would avoid her when they saw her. She became lonely before long. But eventually, she saw someone else who was lonely. This boy sat at his desk every day, his head on the table. And he always wore gloves. No one ever talked to him. In fact, they avoided him just as much as her.
>>707662333
Have you seen a therapist?
>Death
Despite what you may think, this actually means the opposite. A chapter of your life that has used up its value is going to end, sparking a total transformation.
>Knight of Cups
Your future seems to involve an artistic endeavor, like music, painting, writing... try doing some creative work and improving your skills, it might cheer you up or provide an outlet for your frustration.
>Five of Wands
Be wary of competition, don't compare yourself to others and despair because you're not like them. Re-evaluate your situation and what you want in life, and make sure it's what YOU want instead of what would be most acceptable to others.
>>707662429
What do you mean?
>>707662441
It's set in the future, inside a virtual world that represents the internet as it is today. A plucky young girl starts exploring in this virtual world and meets all kinds of crazy geniuses who are playing a complex game of treachery, territorial disputes, and community warfare. She meets a love interest and is blissfully happy for a while, only to have that person disappear. She goes off searching for her yuri queen, only to learn a lot of lessons and rethink her perceptions of the world and what it means to love!
Later on, she starts a little shrine in the middle of a war-torn virtual cesspit, hoping to avoid the treachery and drama she's experienced in the past and spread kindness to those who need it.
>>707663560
I'm afraid I'm going to hate it but there's nowhere else we can afford, my room is the one place I'm supposed to feel safe and alone, if I don't have that I don't know what I'm gonna do
>>707662759
Economics. I'm a massive nerd. I want to stop
>>707663003
With your old man, huh? Hell that must have been rough.
>>707663261
Slightly terrified. But being stuck to you wouldn't be such a bad thing
>>707663070
Just say stuff and then other people will probably say stuff. And we'll all have a good time saying stuff
>>707663580
What's a master chief?
'w' Hi, my name's Hina! How is everyone doin? o3o
>>707663668
>>707663434
Well, my phone died while I was asleep and didn't wake me up to go walk my sister home from the bus stop that's not too far away from where we live, and then my sister came home and started yelling and swearing at me, and then my mom came home and told me she was disappointed in me, and now I'm here playing video games and talking to shrine friends
Look look, I remembered to come!
I saw a dream where all my teeth fell off. That means change, doesn't it?
>>707663855
this, its not bad
>>707663161
It's done
posting it soon
>>707664072
It means brush your teeth more!
>>707663855
yeah he would burn me with his hot zippo and lock me in the master bed bathroom for hours when i came home from school. he didn't even pick me up so i would always have to walk home
>>707663995
>>707664151
I'm starting to doubt your shrine maidenness ..
>>707660494
please help me choose A or B
>>707663161
The background is black, but yeah it's more or less it
>>707664328
Long time no see. I always heard dreams about losing your teeth had to do with hating your appearance. I prefer your interpretation
>>707664122
I want it.
>>707664253
That sounds disturbingly similar to a friend of mine's story. How's your life now?
>>707663749
D'aww, you're too sweet. You're clearly the type of person I wouldn't chain myself to, it'd be far too cruel! -giggles-
>>707663818
That sounds like something I would binge watch.
Can I be a recurring side character? I am getting famous, I am supposed to be a tree in Dr. Manhattan's musical too.
On a side note, I may have to whip out those screenshots of your other amazing stories~
>>707663855
>Slightly terrified.
Perfect.
>>707664350
If 0-4, A.
If 5-9, B.
If dubs, no one can help you and you're doomed to eternal indecision.
>>707664328
Losing teeth in a dream usually symbolizes the fear of losing something close to you, so are afraid of losing something and/or someone
>>707664527
H-hey, I'm all for that!
*blush*
I'm an M~
>>707662228
yeah was seeking you. I thought you were OP, sorry.
here you go
>>707664535
well that was scary, thanks
>>707663295
Alright, reading time!
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...
...
Fuck
>Past: Six of Wands
The Six of Wands depicts a man riding back from battle, greeted by the crowds. He's beloved, accepted, and victorious. This card represents public recognition, victory, progress, and self-confidence... This is also a past influence, meaning that this time of your life is over. You once possessed this great confidence and it has left you
>Present: The Tower, inverted
Fuuuuuck. The Tower is, without question, the worst card in tarot. There are many cards which people fear: the Three of Swords (represents anguish and pain), Death (mostly represents change, but people assign strange connotations to that notion), Judgment (scary for those who fear they have not lived life well and would be judged poorly),... But The Tower tops them all. The Tower depicts an ivory tower struck by lightning and burning to the ground. The residents of the tower leap from the windows to escape the fire, only to find themselves plummeting to their deaths. This card represents a sudden and destructive shock which shatters the foundation of your life and throws you into insecurity. Unlike death, which brings about change peacefully: the tower forces change upon you. Your life is torn apart and you must rebuild or be left in the cold.
There's... a slight positive here, in the fact that it was inverted. Not that great of a positive, though. Inverted, it shows that this impending disaster is looming, and you know it's looming, and you're delaying it. You are putting off the inevitable for fear of change - but the longer you wait, the worse it will be.
>Future: The World, inverted
I've run out of characters, so I'll post this in the next post
>>707664647
also
>>707660494
cookie please
Name is Paulo
>>707664535
Eternal indecision was basically my life for the past couple years
>>707664637
...go on
>>707664527
Not cuz of you, though
>>707664882
Ah? Go on? W-what do you mean?
>>707664764
>Paulo has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "7".
good luck comes your way
>>707664501
gonna have to come visit then unless you make it yourself
>>707664967
Means you're being 2lewd
>>707664501
life is good now. my dad is in jail, mom is in the mental hospital from all the trauma of being with that monster. i have to admit when I met ika i thought she was the sweetest person ever, that is until the mask came off and i felt all of those bad memories from my past again and just started bawling. hopefully your friend isn't going through this.
>>707663295
>>707664721
>Future: The World, inverted
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
The World is the final major arcana. The major arcana begin with The Fool, trodding into the void with uncertainty, and end with Judgment followed by The World. Coming after Judgment it should come as no surprise that the world symbolizes an end. This card does not represent your time on Earth, but rather the rejoice as you complete your journey here and return to the heavens. This card represents completion, integration, accomplishment, and travel. It's a moment of closure and solitude after your long trek.
Inverted, however, it shows a lack of closure. Things ended too soon. You never felt the joy of success or the pain of defeat, but things were left lingering
I don't know another way to interpret these cards, anon... I always seek a positive spin on my readings and try to point out that fate can be changed, but... I foresee you ending your life. There's no worse drawing than pulling the world after the tower.
Reimu? REIMU -- we need positivity. Come fix what I've fucked up here.
Blade here again just going to stay here untill i fall asleep
>>707665063
Nnnnneverrrrrrrr.
>>707663473
You... you can slide into my dm's anytime ;^) ;^)
>>707663566
Lewd. Naisu.
>>707663855
Wew, drop out in life dude (jk)
>>707663868
>'w'
Do you have a bracalet saying widow?
>>707664020
Well that sucks, I usually leave my phone charging overnight, if you do the same thing, get a new cable or something, might be busted.
>>707664072
ME.
>>707663749
Pssht, who needs normie friends anyway, what happens with the gloves kid, was he too afraid of unprotected handholding?
>>707664764
fuck I hope you are right, i'm looking for a job and I hope I wont end as a hobo.
>>707664498
Thank you, anon. It's not the same image I had, but then again - one wouldn't expect as much. We all feel differently and our life journeys affect how we perceive things.
I feel you have more than earned my hand.
>>707664647
Will perform the palm reading in the next post. Want to make sure I'm caught up in any conversations first. Also still a bit shocked from my most recent reading.
>>707665076
>>707664721
>>707664647
RIP Anon. Have some titties as a condolence.
>>707665248
Very naisu
>>707665268
shiet i meant to >>707665052
>>707664302
Link someone else with that kind of picture next time.
>>707665323
Thank you, I had no idea if you would like it
>>707665248
Neppu.
How is you?
>>707665248
The cable broke a long time ago and we haven't gotten another one because we need money for moving. I use a rechargeable plug in battery thing but you can't have it charging and the phone plugged in at the same time for some reason.
>>707665435
>>707664637
Fufu..well, I can play a good S, you know. I might even have to gently pin you down to chain you to me~
>>707665323
no problem m8.
i am reading what you are saying about others and man I feel you.
>>707665345
thanks for the 2d titties, I appreciate it
>>707665248
The boy with the gloves was leaving class as usual that day, the very last one to exit the room. And she stayed too. She approached him on the way out and stopped him. She wanted to know why everyone avoided him. It turned out, his gloves were made of an impregnable fabric. They were made for him by his parents using their very souls, the makeup of their being and it cost them their lives to do so. And they devoured the soul of anyone they touched.
>>707665052
Well I don't visit internet people. Guess I have to make it myself...
>>707664967
Oh, you know~
>>707665248
Haha. I wish it were that easy
>>707665073
Fortunately they're good now. And yeah that's how Ika ropes people in. Glad to hear things have smoothed out for you amigo
>>707660494
Whose the hot girl
>>707665611
oh look it's dubs. since I'm already having my palm reading, the first link to this post is the lucky guy getting it.
>>707665660
It's the best I can do friend. Of course, tarot card readings and other divinations are more cryptic suggestions rather fortunes. If there's something going on in your life that you need to fix, I would suggest hurrying up and doing it.
>>707665797
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll shit, dont you try to fool me fucker
reimu where are youuuuuuuuu
>>707665931
yeah that's basic advice but rather important. never leave stuff for tomorrow if you can do it today right.
>>707662228
I would like a reading will give both palms if needed
>>707664647
Your intertwined head and life lines indicate a difficult childhood
Your life line becomes fainter as it travels, and moves in a very straight line rather than curving towards the wrist. This is a sign of poor health later in life, and suggests the decline will be rapid.
Your head line is short but deep. You have moments of brilliance but mostly overthink things and cloud your own mind.
Your heart line curves quickly between the mounts of mercury and apollo. This is normally a good sign for a strong and healthy relationship, however it breaks apart into tassles before reaching its destination. This shows that your strongest love is familial. You will form very deep friendships but short of marrying your best friend, romance will elude you.
Your fate line is interesting. It's fractured the whole way, but perfectly vertical and goes through every major line to end on the mount of apollo. The breaks suggest multiple setbacks will always trouble your career and you will suffer property loss time and again. Despite your poor luck, you have amazing vitality and keep jumping back into the fray.
I see a strong potential for gaining social status, but you always seem to fuck up when it comes to utilizing your talents.
>>707665076
Well, shit... I don't know what to say, except... well, fate can be changed. That, and the tarot scope usually doesn't extend very far in the future. This might be a picture of the next few years or something, but even if everything crashes down around him by 2020, there's still plenty of time after that to pick himself back up.
>>707664527
Oh yeah, you're totally in it after the shrine part starts up. I'm not sure where that plot arc leads yet, naturally~
>>707664708
Just had to put some high stakes in there to make it important.
>>707664882
Hopefully it won't be eternal... don't let it be eternal!
>>707666083
Best of luck, friend.
>>707665456
Write your sleep log!
>>707665727
So, the same deal with the hat but this one being even more lonely, keep going!
>>707665981
She's always with us in our hearts.
>>707666349
FUCK!!
>>707665981
shes in the birds, in the trees, IN YOUR SOCKS
>>707665955
You know nothing
>>707666320
I don't know either, actually...
>>707666148
>Past: The Magician, inverted
You wasted your talents and didn't live up to your potential
>Present: Three of Coins
People are helping to teach and guide you so you can live up to your potential
>Future: Justice, inverted
This relationship will grow one-sided and one of you will take advantage of the other
Sorry for the shite reading. A bit off my game after the last one. In the 7 years I've been drawing tarot I've never seen the cards tell someone to kill themselves.
I think I owe you a better one. Find me in the future and just remind me that I owe you. I'm pretty trusting so I'll give a reading to just about anyone who tells me that without question.
>>707666349
The girl felt terrible for him because he couldn't remove his gloves even if he wanted to. She felt selfish, as she simply never wanted to remove her precious hat, no matter what happened. She told him about her hat and they decided to try to be friends, even if one of them ended up getting hurt. Soon, they'd fallen for each other, with feelings of love and they both wanted to do what boys and girls do.
>>707666568
*only in the socks of cute girls
>>707666184
found your old pics
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/633014/77fe1bda8b/
>>707665876
>>707660494
well since no one wants it, I want the tarot readings also. thanks in advance :D
>>707665797
Sorry for butting in
Normally, for me, I usually wait until I have had experience with someone until I pass judgement, be it good or bad
But since a lot of you are saying all these things about Ika, I treat her like others who I have not really known, but much more defensive
What has she done for these opinions? I am just curious, and if this is, or brings up drama, just ignore this post
-Sweet Roll
>>707666699
Thanks! Now I can stop being so sexy all the time.
>>707666708
You sure he's not tarot reading you too?
>>707666149
Since I can't remember the reading last time I'll have you do it again.
>>707666320
Floop
>>707666699
Protip: turn the url into exhentai to seem cool
>>707665797
she got me pretty badly, hit me right where it hurts too. karma will get her!
>>707666149
thats true. My father left us when I was 3, always bullied but managed to stay on top of it
About the life line, that's odd. maybe the lighting didnt help because i'm looking at my hand and it doesnt get faint
also, I'm left handed, is it important?
>>707666644
I remember people by faces so could you send a photo ill most likely be able to find you again
>>707666971
im pretty sure. I was getting the hand reading so I passed to anyone who would link the post but no one did.. so I dont mind getting my cards read, Never had that before so.. its an experience
>>707666648
Which is cuddling ofc!
>>707667009
i can get into sadpanda, but not everyone can
>>707667411
I for one am glad you did. I haven't bothered to try fixing mine in months after the last time it messed up.
>>707666648
This just got lewd! They die. Do they die? They definitely die.
>>707665550
Well that sucks, try leaving your phone in plane mode to save battery overnight then.
>>707667011
Her kind usually has a premature and violent death, if that can make you feel better.
>>707666648
Moral of the story: lewd things kill and steal your soul.
>>707667411
I mean even I can, people who can't are some lazy bums.
>>707667675
>science
>>707667218
>Justice (Reversed)
>The Devil
>King of Cups
Some kind of injustice causes you to make a deal with the devil in return for material gains, which you'll use ethically to accomplish some sort of visionary goal.
...huh. They don't usually sum up so succinctly like that.
>>707667011
Indeed
>>707666919
It is drama related and I'd rather not ruin a good thread by talking about it. Sorry, maybe another time
>>707667675
This made me laugh and I don't know if I should feel guilty about it
>>707667675
got a good laugh out of me
>>707667021
Whether that matters depends on the school of palmistry you study. I favor just asking people to display whichever hand they prefer. Whatever subconscious force drives you to hold out one hand instead of the other I feel pushes me towards the correct one. Some people say men should read the left hand and women the right hand, or some people say you should read the dominant hand. Some people say each hand tells a different story: one shows your internal self, the other is your external self.
As far as the interpretation of the lines, I follow Chinese palmistry.
>>707667009
>Past: The Empress, inverted
The Empress represents all aspects of femininity: mystery, intrigue, beauty, nature, religion, and birth. She is the anima - the female side of our personalities. Inverted, it suggests the negative attributes associated with femininity: dependence on others, frailty, and being overly emotional. This was in the past, but it sounds like you used to put too much emphasis on others' emotions and needs and neglected your own.
>Present: The Chariot
I don't recall the story of the chariot, and I need to read it some time because I think it was a good one, but the chariot represents control, will power, victory, and determination. Imagine a spartan riding into battle on a chariot. Like a fucking bad-ass. That's you right now in life. Metaphorically.
>Future: Two of Wands, inverted
The Two of Wands represents planning and preparation. It depicts a man looking at a globe as he plots his journey across the sea. Inverted, it suggests a fear of planning. You fear the unknown so you do not want to prepare for it. By putting off the future you can pretend it will never come.
It sounds to me like you're so happy in your current situation you're afraid to change anything for fear it could ruin what you have going. Stagnation is worse than defeat, though. Life is a journey, not a destination. When we stop moving, that's when we truly die.
>>707667875
heh wasn't expecting to be so... short.
what does that mean?
>>707667928
Why should you feel guilty?
>>707667675
can't happen soon enough imo
>>707667928
i'm looking forward to visiting my mom soon, she sometimes flinches when he sees me from the corner of her eye because I look like him. she's getting better though, jus t a few more years of therapy to go i guess
>>707667928
Very well, I understand
and I mean defensive for my sake, keeping my guard up
-Sweet Roll
>>707668165
Well, the deal with the devil part is metaphorical. The devil could be a person, or it could represent you changing your philosophy to one where material things are more important than people for a while. Either way, you end up sacrificing morals for money (or some other esoterically material item). After you have it though, your morality comes back and you use it to better the lives of others in some way.
>>707668432
just don't believe a single word that comes out of her mouth. ever.
>>707667009
floop? floop!
>>707667347
Oooh
>>707667641
As she leaned in to kiss him, he tried to place his hand on her. Knowing it would hurt her, her hat lunged and bit his glove. But his glove was made of powerful fabric that couldn't be hurt. And his gloves couldn't rip the soul from her hat. The hat and gloves immediately fell in love as well and vowed not to hurt each others' wearers. The girl and her new boyfriend lived together, long and happy and everyone who ever did them wrong was destroyed quickly and forever. The end <3
Reimu, will I ever be rich?
>>707668152
I dont want to be giving you any more trouble, but If I sent you my left palm, would you read it?
you nailed the last read,
>>707668731
As if she could help with that.
i'll take a tarrot card reading, i mean, why not?
>>707668206
I actually don't know
>>707668397
That's a real shame to hear about your mom. Good thing that she's getting better though
>>707668432
This: >>707668581
>>707668633
What did you mean by "Noooope"?
>>707668633
Awww, cute ending, moon bun
-Sweet Roll
>>707668731
Que sera sera.
>>707668633
Well, that was something. I liked it! Bunnu senpai is great at storytelling.
>>707668844
There are things I'll never understand.
>>707668152
So what's up Chuuni?
Whatcha wanna talk about?
~Fred
>>707668912
maybe i should go to therapy as well someday. i can't even post in the same thread as ika without shaking nervously
Hi!
>>707669112
all you need to understand is ass banana just like tit orange
>>707668754
I wouldn't mind. It might be interesting to see how the reading differs.
>>707669167
Not too much, in particular. I'm trying to work while I post. I've been writing a script for automate a Google Sheet for a metal roll forming company. Working two jobs sucks, but it pays the bills.
>>707668731
>>707668941
>
>>707669178
I'd definitely look into it. Fortunately we've had an ika drought around these parts. Pretty lucky
>>707668918
>>707668633
That's still brutal as fuck.
All of those wasted lives...
>>707669332
She's been messaging ME though...
>>707668912
Nope!
>>707668931
<3
>>707669112
S-silly.. If you really think so, then I'll tell you more sometime if you want!
So, is op still around?
and if so, can i get tarrot card reading?
will op deliver?
>>707669419
Ah. Image.
>>707669262
Apple pen?
>>707669213
I really like Lewdmu, do you like me, Lewdmu?
>>707669269
That's fair, I work two part time jobs and go to college so I can relate quite a bit
>>707668912
You didn't really need to do that, but I already know that, it's part of not letting ones guard down, you know
/'–_–\ ...
-Sweet Roll
>>707669481
I'm still here. Patiently waiting for you to GET~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E5BfQ28Kli
>>707669332
i feel sick talking about it now, sorry
>>707669481
have the ass banana dubs >>707668844
>>707669481
I do tarot readings for the price of one hand. No GETs required. You posted my waifu, so I'll do a 6-card spread instead of my normal 3-card
>>707669637
I'm do a full-time job and running my own business evenings and weekend. It's fairly stressful.
>>707669269
I don't know if it's important, but I'm gemini.
>>707669481
A Holo, apple addict. She is, just roll dubs and and ask for a near future or specific question to the cards.>>707669732
Look, someone donated lucky u.
>>707669757
That's rough, but you are probably swimming in cash, hopefully
Well goodnight, thread! Rest well. I enjoyed tonight.
>>707669674
im having terrible luck today tho
>>707669917
Nite nite
>>707669419
She's been messaging you? That doesn't sound good
>>707669262
I knew it was you posting that
>>707669481
>>707668880
You must first acquire the dubs
>>707669708
Nothing to apologize for, we should move on
>>707670000
NOICE QUADS!
WE HAVE A QUAD GET!
Reimu I love you...!
Fortune tell my future right now please...
>>707670000
you know nothing
>>707669950
If you are the one that postef holo, you already got dubs donated, ask away.
>>707668912
You shouldn't, it's useless to feel guilt for someone with her issue.
still goin for dubs for tarrot
>>707669950
>Queen of Wands (Reversed)
Anger causes you to be unreasonably suspicious and alienate yourself from others.
>Knight of Wands
You're saved from your anger by this guy, a quick and clever man with a sense of humor.
>The Star
These are the early signs of your life taking on a new pattern. You'll be more empowered and take more steps to better your circumstances during the following period.
>>707670203
ah, sweet, can i get a prediction for near future?>>707670260
and i did not need to keep rollin
>>707670121
I love you too, Anonymous.
>>707670000
Can you tell ME about her though?
I do think I have your steam, if I'm not mistaken.
>>707670324
I think this is for you. >>707670471
>>707670477
ehehe...
>>707670614
I-is that funny or something?
>>707670237
Didn't knew someone like you could be this unempathetic, Asterisk.
>>707670758
Ahahahaha....
>>707670702
No, it just makes me feel nice!
>>707670000
Huh. Quads
>>707669917
Later bunbun
>>707670176
Good callback
>>707670237
Yeah I didn't mean for her, she doesn't deserve pity
>>707670501
Sure, why not. And yus I do have you on Steam
>>707670702
Hey Raymoo, can I cash in my quads for a reading? Tell me all about my inability to focus on my work and whether or not going back to college was a good idea
>>707671022
O-oh... well okay!
>>707669819
I'm not aware of any branch of palmistry in which Greek Zodiac has an effect, but it certainly doesn't matter in Chinese palmistry.
Without referencing the other hand, let's see what I see on this one.
Your head and life lines are intertwined, suggesting a difficult childhood.
Your life line is long and deep with a sharp curve at the end. The length and depth suggest strong health and resistance to disease, however this sharp curve suggests low energy. You tire easily.
Your head line is medium length and mostly straight, tapering at the end. The length suggests you are a good problem solver: you neither think too long about things nor put too little thought into them. This can lead to greater ability for learning. The taper at the end suggests strong interpersonal skills - you'd be suited for a career in media or PR.
Your heart line travels straight and ends beneath the mount of saturn. The straight heart line suggests a very conservative approach to relationship. You are amiable and approachable, but you shy away and play a passive role in relationships. The mount of saturn represents patience, duty, and responsibility. This is how you approach your relationships.
Your fate line starts low on the wrist but follows the curve of the life line before heading up to the mount of apollo. About mid-way through the palm your fate line fractures. The fracture suggests you have terrible luck and everything you try keeps ending in failure. However the length suggests you are great at getting up and trying again. Now following the curvature of your life line is interesting and fairly rare. It suggests that your success in life is owed to your relationships. You will always be successful if you seek the aide of others.
>>707669878
Kind of. And kind of not. I own a house and two cars and a dog who I spoil and I've already got about $10k set aside in investment accounts. Although I don't feel rich because I never have any free time so I don't end up going out to clubs or watching movies. I feel pretty poor, to be honest.
>>707660494
Reimu, I bought a sexdoll about 6 months ago and I cannot masturbate with it without a touhou outfit on it. Even after a two week no fap one time I got super horny and spent the day playing Skyrim with plenty of bouncing titty nude mods and edged myself to the point of blood (maybe) and I went ahead and pulled out the doll and.. went soft halfway through until I put a random from the closet Touhou outfit on it.
And I cant tell if this is a problem or not. List of outfits:
Your imperishable night outfit
Marisa's ufo outfit
Sanae's outfit
Sakuya's eosd outfit
meiling's outfit without pants
alice
reisen
aya
momiji
Yuugi
Parsee
Yukari
Ran
The other umbrella chick with the desu eyes
and that tiger chick whos name I cant pronounce and more than one occasion shouted "SHOE" on climax.
so again, do I have a problem?
Will there be another thread?
>>707671632
>Those feet
h-hot...
>>707671074
>The World
>Three of Swords (Reversed)
>Two of Swords
From the start, it seems like it was indeed a good idea. This is the beginning of a... sadly, long and arduous journey to recovery. But it will ultimately lead you to a new world, a higher perception and understanding of life and its mysteries.
You have a dual nature that simultaneously likes to blindly venture into the unknown while being simultaneously afraid of situations where you're "blind," working with limited information and relying on your intuition to proceed.
Ultimately, if you work hard to overcome your uncertainty and do what needs to be done, you'll break through.
>>707671344
Nice dubs, and don't feel bad, I don't enjoy going out that much, I dislike trying to meet new people in such loud and crowded places
>>707669520
I-I like you too, Nep
>>707671214
Heh, about the heart line i'd say you are perfectly correct if it was 5 years ago. after my father died i suddenly changed and for some reason I stopped being patient, or responsible.
man, thanks a lot for taking the time, I really appreciate it.
>>707670758
Actually that wasn't me, i'm posting with an avatar now, because Reimu suggested me to do so.
>>707671781
Sometimes I put the Sakuya outfit on it just to play and cum on the feet.
>>707671632
You're a little too into Touhou, that's all I can see. If it doesn't hinder the parts of your life that have nothing to do with masturbating, I don't see how it's a problem though.
>>707671748
Probably not, I can feel a headache coming on.
>>707672081
>tfw you will never be able to do this
Are the socks ruined when you do it, or can you keep using them?
>>707667081
I post yandere. If it looks like a crazy girl wanting to kill you, that's probably me.
>>707671632
Show us the doll!! And the wardrobe!!!!
>>707671957
Alright, I'll give you this one. You never had any consistency on your images until now.
~Neptune
>>707672285
>tfw no yandere gf to love you
>>707672283
>socks ruined
just wash them, even then stockings/socks are pretty cheap and come in packs of 10
>>707670324
Guy who got this reading here, just wanna say I've never seen anything describe my life better Than the first 2 cards, honestly, and I feel the stars one is well underway already.
Thanks -mona
>>707672407
>tfw fat
>tfw afraid of looking gross if I try to crossdress
>>707672302
*I'm still using random pictures at times, it just happens very rarely, so the suspect was justified.
>>707671788
Sounds about right. The dual nature thing is spot on. Well I'm no stranger to hard work...at least physical hard work. Sometimes I wish college was as easy as construction and roofing, haha. Thanks Raymoo, guess I'll keep on keeping on
R-Reimu, my peepee is hard and I can't make it stop...
Sucks that this thread hit image limit, boy it'd sure be nice if op created a new one, and linked it to this one, boy that would be amazing
>>707672822
Reimu said this is the last one
>>707672873
UwU dat sucks
>>707660494
Reimu, about a month ago I had a dream that Yuuka was my mother. And a few more dreams after that of Yuuka doing motherly things. The last dream I had of this nature however was her standing on the porch watching me go off for my first day of school and down the street Hikage was there standing looking at me. School bus doors closed and Hikage started barreling twards me. I tried to run but she caught me and last thing I seen before waking up was Yuuka's hand run through Hikage's chest.
What should I do?
>>707673430
Learn lucid dreams and enjoy your little head world to the fullest.
~Reimu
>>707673430
*Actually it gets easier to lucid dream properly if you have sleep paralysis.
>>707673602
Reimu <4
>>707673430
>>707673602
>>707673778
Oh right, image limit. Felt like I should say Hikage from Senran Kagura
>>707673843
Heyy!
>>707674097
Don't you mean Hokage from Naruto?
Ah I slept through the threads again... Doushio
-Kotori
>>707674925
Nyoron~
>>707660494
No one loves me op
>>707675203
I do!
>>707675203
I do too!
~Neptune
rolleriñio
>>707675203
I don't
>>707675957
2late thread over
