Who's the oldest virgin on B?
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Who's the oldest virgin on B?
28 here, not quite a wizard but a powerful apprentice!
>>707658165
35
i win
>>707658717
is it worth the wisdom ?
>>707658717
Literally just hire a prostitute bruh
>>707658717
How's life brother?
>>707658717
Oh powerful great wizard how have you done it? what is your secret?
>>707658165
39 yo virgin beat me fags
>>707658165
23. Never has sex. Never kissed. Never Held hands. Never been on a date. No hope either
>>707659412
I feel like if you are a 35 year old virgin and not extremely intelligent you have managed to waste your whole life up to that point.
How many of you have gotten to the point where you think you're ok with being virgins for the rest of your lives?
>>707659701
one more year and you'll have your own movie
>>707659421
>>707659428
>>707659554
Quite easy actually. I just never had any interest in sex. None. I jerk it to boys, but have no intent of ever doing anything with one because im a pussy.
18... help me
>>707660150
Literally just go to a brothel bruh
>>707658165
What the fuck is B? You mean /b/, you fucking imbecile?
>>707660150
first thing first.. proceed to drink bleach
>>707660217
sperg rage. fitting for this thread
>>707660253
OK, atleast im not as bad as these fags
>>707658427
>>707658717
>>707659701
>>707659725
>>707659898
I have no problem with it tbh. The idea of sex doesnt really interest me, and im happy with my own company
>>707658165
36 yo virgin, and i'm not one of those desperate fucks.. i simply don't give a damn. i revel in the shock factor at this point, its kinda funny watching people's reactions.
28 and hugely fat, virgin, and not even a high school diploma. house is a hoarding situation. I pee in cups sometimes because too apathetic to stand up. I am prime neckbeard. Would kill myself if I had the balls.
has anyone considered going to a prostitute or to one of those massage centers?
24 khv here, I read in other forums it really doesn't change anything. it won't boost your self esteem or confidence
so it's not even worth it
>>707660150
>Go to ANY nightclub.
>find girls that are drinking,
>get them more drinks until they are shit faced
>the uglier you are, the drunker they need to get
>take them wherever you'd like to pork them
>have sex
>repeat
>>707660646
has anyone used something like backpages?
>>707658165
I am a grand wizard. Ask your questions, mortals.
>>707660646
b-but I dont have a car, and what do I tell mom
>>707660863
is it something that just doesnt interest you? or will you defend your virginity with your life?
>>707658165
My uncle Seth. He's like 56 or something. He is in a monogamous relationship with his hand.
You lurking on here Uncle Seth?
>>707660562
Jesus. Please do hero yourself.
>>707659421
hooker said no
:(
>>707658165
I was a virgin until 26.
Now I'm 33 and I'm married with two kids.
Don't really feel like I missed out on much by not banging anyone else.
>>707660958
I wouldn't say that the act of sex isn't interesting, but rather I have lost the drive, or yearn to lose my virginity.
>>707660515
In what setting does a 36 yo man find themselves with the conversation turns to 'Are you still a virgin?' The problem may be with the company you're keeping anon.
>>707661090
I think I'll continue to make people uncomfortable when they have to come in contact with me instead. Spread the pain.
>>707660515
Agreed, I don't see why there is a such a major thing about sticking your dick in someone else. My hand is all I need. Love you hand. Mwah. <3
>>707658165
25 here
>>707660911
just fuck you mum
>>707661319
that sounds sad anon
>>707661442
lol, the condescending already as if there's something wrong with me, i love it.
>>707661124
Lord man, I hope that this was a well played joke. If not, please details /b/ bro.
this thread is making me not feel bad for 22
>>707661319
Of course it dosnt feel that way, you have nothing to compare it to.
all these old faggot virtings saying it's because they are not interested
yeah fucking right, you just can't get any and it's your fault
>>707661124
Well memed
>>707661459
what about that you never have someone to love?
>>707661561
It was a serious inquiry. And to be fair, you're a 36 year old virgin, so obviously something isn't right there. Not virgin shaming you, but if you've reached that age without peaking interest in another human being, there has to be a reason.
>>707661734
>love is a form of chemical hijacking that leads you to being fucked over by the stupid bitch.
I feel bad for all of you who never got attention from girls...I'm a shy faggot like most of you but ugly girls showed interest in me all the time in highschool and a few cute ones that I was too beta to do anything about. Lost it at 19.
21 and counting
>>707661734
It crops up from time to time sure, I'll admit, but I don't have any longing to share myself with someone ALL the time. My only actual concern is that when I die noone will be at my funeral :(
>>707661829
well the fact that i dislike humans also factors in quite a bit.
>>707659951
>>707659701
Already there. I have abandoned the pleasures of the flesh for eldritch communion.
I don't hate not being a virgin but I kinda wish I wasn't a slut.
18 I just don't care anymore
>>707661999
nice trips, luck will come your way
pretty sure most of my friends are virgins too. Most are mid to late twenties now and there has never been a girl (or guy) on their arm.
>>707662000
I don't know you of course anon, but I find it hard to believe that you have so insulated yourself from humanity that you hate everyone. I am by no means a ladies man, but I have had success. I was intensely shy, especially around women and generally awkward. I am not sure if that is the case with you, or what your financial status is, but I overcame this by forcing myself to interact with people. I did this by becoming a barback at a local restaurant and moved up to bartender. This was many years ago, but it did help me out tremendously. It took about 1 year before I felt generally comfortable starting conversations, but because of the job I was forced to. It didn't cure me all the way, but it did help. Best of luck man.
>>707661840
you sound like someone that has a sad love story anon
>>707661930
can we rate you anon?
>>707659951
lol
Turning 47 in November and I am still a single, virgin. I've never had a girlfriend in my whole life and I've just been hanging out with my parents every now and then after work. It's quite honestly really relaxing just having some tea with them and talking about shit like politics, etc. Not sure what all this fuss is about losing ones virginity. I find it actually quite pure to still be a virgin.
Idk, that's just me I guess.
>>707662446
hate isnt quite the word, i tend to be highly introverted and an observer by nature, i see how humans end up treating each other and the pain involved, and decided i dont want that for myself, so i dont get involved. i enjoy solitude, and i have great disdain for standard human drama. oh.. i have had my chances, i just opted out... i see the squeeze aint worth the juice. you eventually get shat on in the end.
>>707662453
nah no rate. Im not particularly ugly, pretty average. Lanky tall though 6'5 180 lbs, mousey colored hair.
>>707662552
Do you have interest, sexually, in women? Do you have other people you associate with other than your parents, like people you work with etc...?
>>707660608
It's opening your insight for sex
>>707662677
Never understood people who didn't take chances... I'm just a pervert and horny all the time so i guess that factors in.
>>707662552
>pure
How much fucked up gay shit do you jerk off to on here, Mr. Pure?
>>707662912
i just learn from other peoples' mistakes, i don't feel the need that i should make the same mistakes when i have ample evidence that its a stupid thing to do.
>>707658165
I'm 22 and i'm saving money to buy a video card.
Question: I buy the video card and remain virgin or i hire a prostitute and solve this problem?
>>707662552
lol get a life
>>707662552
it's your parents fault then
the day I talked to my mom about having panic attacks before falling asleep she fucking told me it was because I needed to relax go out more and get a girlfriend
I was so pissed, I sweared never to share anything with her again
next day I went out by myself to a club and lost it, panic attacks stopped
23, but I had sex from when I was ages 8-10. Don't know if that counts, though.
>>707662391
I've tried tremendously to help my virgin friends get with women, but I never allow them to just fuck sluts because I think they'll regret it.
>>707659725
Literally me
>>707658717
I'm 36
>June
>>707663090
Prostitutes are gross and you will feel cheated out of your money. Buy your card. Nothing wrong with not fucking. It's fine.
>>707663128
Greentext please?
>>707663054
Making mistakes can be fun too.
>>707662912
For me, it was intense fear of rejection. I was never comfortable around anyone, even my parents. I remember being around 4 or 5 years old and for some reason thought I was an alien from another planet. Not like, I am not of this world, but more like I don't belong here. Also, I had an intense fear of my mother dying. My father was in and out of our lives from the beginning, but my mom was the only person I had. That fear was so intense that I decided I wouldn't love her anymore. It was a very strange coping mechanism, and it still continues to this day. I go months without even calling her. She's 75, so....
>25 here
Haven't had it as bad as some of you. I dated for a while, and got to 3rd plenty of times. I've had 3 or 4 people want to have sex, I just have a hard time finding most people attractive. Anyone else in my boat?
>>707663128
I count mine from 6-10... so yeah
>>707662552
Pure? Tea and politics with mom and dad? Don't take yourself too seriously anon. There's more to life than sounding smart and superior in a safe circle
>>707660217
How's your autism? Flaring up at the moment I take it?
>>707658165
51. I almost got with a girl in 1995
>>707663090
Go to club and try getting it lost.
Or hire a prostitute.
>>707663370
Thats sad, she probably dosnt even remember you.
>>707663313
Face does not really matter when you have sex.
>>707663236
>Be 8
>go to all boys school
>sneak under joint desks and make out with other kids in the class
>ask to use the bathroom, other guy asks too
>we meet in bathroom and suck each other's cocks and try anal.
>be 10
>have sleep over with 9 year old girl and my sister
>we start exploring each other in bed
>spread both their pussies
>lick friend, but not sister
>put dick in, start awkwardly fucking for multiple periods of like 10 seconds
>>707663375
How's your wizardry going
>>707663497
I like faces. It's the bodies I don't like. Male or female.
>>707663257
I'm sorry man...i used to fear rejection a lot too. I honestly just see them as missed chances and learning experiences now. Sometimes I'll even hit on a girl and even if it's going well I won't follow through, does loads for my confidence and self esteem and keeps me in practice. My mother died 8 months ago and i don't know my father, love you brother.
>>707663370
Oh my wizard, share your wisdom
>>707663569
How does it feel? Please elaborate more
>>707663220
Based on what? I've been with several prostitutes and normal one-night hookups and the difference in cost and emotion is barely any, taking into account the fact that you're not attached to either and going out repeatedly till scoring costs money.
If prostitutes are gross so are plenty of club hookups and that never stopped anyone
>>707660562
Start eating less. In a few weeks start doing your best attempt at jumping jacks everyday.
Couple weeks after that attempt pushups or bodyweight squats. Continue to adjust diet.
Report back to us in a few months after you have done this.
>>707663220
>>707663375
Eventually I will hire a prostitute my question is what should I buy first, the sex or the video card?
28, I make $160k a year and have $350k+ in the bank/investments and I don't live in some shitty expensive city (average household income in my city is $32k a year). Haven't had a gf since 16. Take trips to Yurp or Asia every year with friends that I pay for. ($20k per trip.) Party every weekend with friends (men and women).
Kissless virgin. I'm broken or something because every time I get into a position for sex I freak out and make excuses and avoid it. Happens way too much. Oh well. Fuck it.
>>707663569
How awkward is it around your sister, does she bring it up now?
>>707663819
Agree here.
>hiring prostitutes
>talks emotions
I haven't had sex in two years I think I actually gained my virginity back or at least a virgin mentality
23 kissless virgin here. I'm good looking (some of you wont believe me, thats fine) but I used to be ugly. Social anxiety is my biggest reason. I can't talk to girls I'm attracted to without my mind going completely blank. I avoid girls for the most part to avoid certain humiliation. I also have had some chronic pain issues that have kept me socially isolated and depressed for the last couple years. No friends, no job, no school. Thinking about getting an escort within the next year and then running in front of a semi.
>>707663887
What City?
>>707663819
Club hookups are gross too. Having sex with a random person right away is dangerous and disgusting. There's no pride in that unless you're a really horny fucker with no real standards and don't get paranoid about STD's. Do you really want to risk HPV just for 20 minutes of pussy?
>>707663887
Have you only tried with women?
>>707663887
Neat though. What's your job?
>>707663869
Hire a prostitute first.
>>707664070
That's what condom are for you retard. Keep bitching and keeping your virginity then
>>707664070
Hpv isn't too bad. Haha
>>707663887
what do you do for a living?
>>707663612
Sorry for your loss anon. You may have been better off not knowing your dad though. Mine was a real mean bastard, and would show up long enough to be a dick to us then leave again for months or even years. He'd trip me if I were walking by, call me names, and once I was getting up to go to the bathroom and when I came out he passed me in the hall as he was going. I ran into my bed and covered up. He came into my room, sat beside me on the bed, and took his fist shoving it into my face but never touching me, mouthing the words "I hate you" through gritted teeth. I was terrified and I will never forget the look on his face when he did that. I was about 6 or 7 I guess. When he died some years ago, he wanted me to come see him on his deathbed. I didn't go and I don't regret it. I hate that sonofabitch, and that may be why I have such anger towards my mother. She knew some of the things he did and she didn't do anything about it.
>>707663758
I still jerk off to it, which might make me a creep, but I don't give a hoot.
>>707663936
We even did the whole exploration shit alone at home afterwards. We haven't talked about it for over a decade. No reason to. It's not like I ever found my sister attractive or anything, it was just a kid thing.
>>707664070
Or just be a normal human being, use protection and get tested
>>707664191
What the fuck is a condom? Takes away most of the pleasure and isn't 100%.
>>707664214
Tell that to your girlfriend if you start wanting to get married and whatnot. Also, enjoy your cancer.
>>707663887
I really hope I'm not like that.
I do well in school and my job, but getting close to someone else terrifies me.
>>707660562
How do u pay your bills?
>>707664257
Fucking Christ I would hate that bastard too. I always wanted to be a dad to give to my kids what I never had..
30,not a virgin,but i haven't been laid in 8 years.it's almost just as bad.
Post tits
>>707659898
>>707659898
the denial is real
>>707664303
If you're at the point of getting tested, you've already fucked up royally. There's nothing more tense than waiting for results. Now imagine if the results are actually life-ruining.
It's easy to act like STD's aren't shit, but be in a stable relationship and realize that you don't want to infect your lover or probably not even get into a relationship because you know you're literally toxic in bed.
Life is not worth that. Find someone, get to know them, then fuck them.
>23
Recently hooked up with a qt and were both pretty open about sexual topics so I'll be losing it fairly soon to someone I actually have strong feelings for.
>>707664392
LOL. Should have been uncut.
Condoms taking away pleasure is a myth. The difference is not that big. Get good condoms.
Also what's the harm in having plenty of condom sex until you're in a stable relationship, both tested, and you can fuck no protection?
You're drawing useless boundaries
>>707664392
Yeah, like smoking cigarettes isn't already giving me cancer. Plus the Sun. And food in general. Yeah and being a slut I didn't give myself the choice, so she can accept more or not. Not i haven't already lost love before.
>>707661319
>>707661319
how does it feel that your wife probably fucked over two dozen guys before she married you?
>>707663887
What good is money if you aren't having sex? What good is partying if it doesn't lead to sex? What a boring life.
>>707664709
sounds like you are bound to be a clingy fuck, if she knows you are vegan and has not tasted never had a chance
>>707664241
I suck black dick
I am a 27 year old virgin and honestly don't care about it anymore.
>>707664983
Do they pay you in fried chicken and watermelon like in the movies I've seen?
23 yo virgin here, most likely wont ever lose it, and if it wasn't for me wanting to give my mom grandkids some day, I'd most likely be ok with it.
Mostly due to me being a total fucking shallow hypocrite. I'm a big guy, probly less than average attractiveness, but I have had very short relationships in highschool with decent looking girls, and I just can't bring myself to date a fat or ugly chick. I like them small, short and adorable, squeaky voice kinda girls.
>>707664711
Myth my ass. There is a huge difference, a lot from just the principle of it.
I don't care if people want to have sex with their friends or girlfriends, but don't be going to night clubs and fucking prostitutes and think you're invincible just because you have piece of rubber on your cock. KNOW THE PERSON.
>>707664653
Get off the high pedestal anon. I have been in several healthy long-lasting relationships. Some started as a random hookup and others with 6 months dating NO-sex.
Live your life. People relate to each other in many different ways.
And how is getting routine checks fucked up?
>>707665057
So far I have been paid in AIDS.
>>707665202
Ah, thats like a bank account that don't run dry
>>707663887
>every time I get into a position for sex I freak out and make excuses and avoid it.
drink alcohol ya jackass
>>707665108
Kek. So sassy and bitchy aren't ya
>>707665296
This is solid advice anon
>>707665108
> a lot from just the principle of it
bruh
>>707664711
the difference in pleasure/sensitivity between wearing a condom and not is absolutely huge. raw is soooo much better. and I've worn a bunch of different condoms.
>>707664909
Nah, If anything she'll be the clingy one which I honestly don't mind as long as it doesn't go overboard. As far as virginity goes I just lied about having a shitty "1st" experience she seemed to believe it but either way were pretty into each other. I see only good things coming my way.
>>707659725
yeah, this is me
>>707665296
What kind of "position" do you get in for sex? Your ass pushed out, spreading your asshole open?
>>707665172
>several healthy long-lasting relationships.
>several
Not that healthy, evidently.
And good for you. But I was originally talking to the guy who was asking should he fuck a whore for money. I'd never just meet someone at a bar and "hookup" immediately, but if you wanna do it- go for it. It's not as bad as prostitutes, even if it's still begging to get an STI.
>>707662446
Do you force yourself to start the conversation sometimes?
>>707665469
>I see only good things coming my way.
That's what she said
>>707660150
>18
You have 20+ years ahead of your self brother
>>707665469
should have told her you were virgin you fuck, now she thinks your just some weirdo instead of someone she could devirginize
>>707662552
That's not pure anon, it's already expired
>>707664462
Have a shitty warehouse job, make 24k a year. Barely still there as I don't show up a lot, on my last warning. I am pure apathy, I care about little and what I do... I make no effort to change. It is not my home, live with family (who are severely mental ill themselves, birds of a feather...).
>>707665552
are you a faggot?
>>707662345
Dude. You aren't an older Virgin. You're good until 25. I lost mine at 16. First time was super awkward.
Made it to 26 before finally making it happen... took years of confidence building, online dating, learning how to dress myself properly, not acting rapey, and building a life with a career, hobbies, and diverse skill sets. Long story short download tinder and pretend like you've been fucking for years. Blushit your way into someone pants and if your lucky you might end up dating... and trust me your missing out, if not the sex do it for the companionship
>>707660562
>Pee in cups
Jesus anon, please do an hero for our sake
>>707665586
Yes. It gets easier the more you do it, but it took me over a year of direct contact with customers in a bar setting before I did it fairly easily. One thing that I noticed is I have a much easier time talking with other males then I did females. So when interacting with females, I tried to talk to them like I would another male. It does help, or at least it did help me to kind of think of it like that. I had such and intense fear of being rejected by women that it affected my ability to talk to them. I spent way too much time thinking of how I was being perceived by females that it affected my ability to interact. That was one way I mentally handled talking with females. In B4 'you're gay', I like the females but that is a method I used that worked.
37 here
>>707666013
>talking to females like male
But how though? I mean different topics and boundaries and shit
>>707665573
I don't know. I consider relationships lasting over 2 years with peaceful breakups pretty healthy but that's just me. Anyway, I understand your concern about STIs. Hence protection and routine checks.
You do you. Some people just really don't like random hookups.
I'm just saying these things are not risky as high school health class makes it sound. Just be responsible and enjoy other people. And definitely don't judge others for trying it
>>707665746
Are you?
Was a 27 year old apprentice.
>>707666202
TBH the 666 in the middle just creeps me out
This here, changed my life OP
>>707665675
>2016
>Admitting to being a virgin
Women either look down on men who are virgins or don't want to take the first time away from them. This is a common lie and to think that telling them the truth is a good approach is ill advised.
>>707665469
She more than likely knows you were lying especially if she has experience but if you two are as into each other as you claim then I wish only the best of luck to you friend.
>>707665699
Recognizing you have a problem is the first step to change, man. Make a small adjustment in your life and eventually it snowballs to transform self-improvement. Make small goals for yourself, complete them and challenge yourself. You're still pretty young, you aren't hopeless at all
>>707658165
38. Feel young yet faggots?
Do some of you guys actually get asked if you're virgins?
Our lives are all 1/4 or 1/3 over. Feels bad, man.
>>707666531
I haven't been asked since I was like 18 or 19.
>>707666375
You're 100% right. Never tell anyone you're a virgin. There's too much social stigma. People will assume something is wrong with you.
>>707666225
Well, it really depends on the setting. I was in a fast paced environment, bartending, so I was able to hit and run if you know what I mean. It was "Hey, how are you doing tonight' slap their drink over to them, move around the bar, and if I was interested in them, I would continue talking to them without having to commit to a real intense 1-1 kind of thing. I could just swing over and drop a line or two and then keep moving. I actually got really good at it, and it has helped me in my later life. I still fell the same way when meeting an attractive woman 1-1 now, but I am able to talk to them easier than before from practicing so much before.
>>707666531
It happens more often than you would think, but usually it's only asked by girls who have an interest in you, whatever you give is completely up to you.
>>707666476
20, yeah.
Anyone who's over 10 years older than me makes me feel like a child.
>67 here
>>707666924
I guess I'm blatantly not..i have never been asked
>>707666854
That sounds good anon.
how's your success? Seems interesting
>>707666375
>>707666822
Fucking this, even the nice ones will try to break all ties from you never let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>707660367
I'm 19 but.. It scares me to see this
>>707667144
Well I've only ever been on 2 traditional dates and neither of them did they ask me about my virginity, it's more than likely going to happen during small talk.
>>707661733
I wish this guy posted his face
>>707661733
>>707659897
not really, depends on your morals. im 19, waiting till marriage. if i dont find a chick with the same morals, i have no issue with staying a virgin
>>707667450
I see that makes sense. And I take that back I had an 18 y.o ask me if I was a virgin..i laughed and crookedly smiled asking if she thought I was. She said not at all after that response.
>>707667655
Hahaha nice path to wizardry
>>707659701
tied
>>707660562
same except 25 and have a hoarder's room
>>707667090
Winrar
>>707667193
Well to be honest with you, I turned into a sex addict. After about 2 years of being around the bar scene, the way I coped was to drink while I was at work. I had infinite access to alcohol, and I would get blasted and talk my ass off to any dame that came into the bar. I am by no means bragging here and it's actually shameful, but I slept with at least 70 women, maybe more I have no idea. Most were 4-6 on a 10 scale, and a couple were 8s. I met this girl there, she came in slow night by herself, and it was basically she and I at the bar the whole time. I talked to her all night, walked her to her car, got her number and fell in love with her. I moved in with her after 2 months. She became pregnant within a year. I couldn't keep my dick in pants and she found out. She left me fucking hardcore and never looked back. The last time I saw my daughter she was 1. That was in 2001. I found her on twitter but haven't said anything to her. I let pussy control me. There was something missing in me that I tried to fill with women. I am 43 now, and that was the only woman I have ever loved. I fucked it up.
>>707662552
ignore em lad, their just too stuck in their own little tfw when no gf that they cant possibly conceive of somebody who is fine without one.
also, i agree, if you remained a virgin by choice then there is indeed purity in that
>>707668106
oops
*they're
>>707660423
whatever helps you sleep at night, anon
>>707668034
Fuuuck FUUUCK THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME
>>707660150
Are you fucking stupid? 18 is a normal age to be a virgin, though 95% of people have lost it by 20
>>707667786
nah. with the last two generations it would be stupid, but with this generation it's possible.
>>707664855
>What good is money if you aren't having sex?
everything that doesnt involve sex? jeez man, do you think with your dick? just fucking enjoy yourself without having to rely on your dick getting wet to feel good
>>707668034
>turning from a shy virgin to sex addict
Damn man that sucks. So what do you plan to do?
>>707666599
>>707663313
>>707663090
>>707662345
>>707661999
>>707661490
>>707660150
Guys, out of all the things in your life that you are going to deal with, losing your virginity is by far one of the least important, take it from a married man of 6 years. I met my wife when I was 28 and I lost my virginity when I was 16, it was not enjoyable and sure it gained me some status back in school but you think anyone is going to care 10 years from now who you boned? Work, save your money and when the right one comes along you're going to know and yeah you're gonna have micheal J. fox nervous levels but it's gonna be so worth it to have it mean something.
>>707668293
You mean by 15
>>707667786
meh, whatever dude, its not a big deal. id rather not have to settle or lower my expectations, but you do you my man
>>707658165
I am 42 still saving myself for marriage.
>>707668215
Turn back brother. I had a guy I worked with, I am in the IT field now, and he was a kissless virgin when he met his wife. She was a nurse and a whore. They had a daughter together and she straight up started fucking around on him behind his back and eventually divorced him. He called me at my work phone and was literally crying about it. He was destroyed. He did the same thing as I did. Started drinking and going out to bars, fucking anything that moved. It was all a confidence thing. He started dressing better, lost some weight and got some liquid courage that helped him fuck all these whores. I sat him down one night when we were out and told him the same story I have shared here and the absolute pitfall of drowning sorrow in pussy that you never imagined you'd be able to get. As they say, be careful what wish for. Anyway, he straightened out after a few months and settled down with this very cute brunette girl, and last I heard they were married and had kids together. Best advice I can give being an oldfag is lay off trying to prove yourself with notches on your belt and invest your time in a woman that matters.
>>707668837
Damn your age is past old to be made into a film
>>707667655
I respect your moral code but believe me when I say you're going to meet a great girl one day that's gonna put those morals to the hardest test of your life.
>>707668293
Those statistics are false. Most people lose their virginities in their 20s. You just hear a lot of these teenagers lie to fit in for some retarded reason. Who the fuck even cares about virginity? I lost mine when I was 14 and I regret it. I really wish I saved it for my wife who I didn't meet until I was 27.
>>707660423
it must be nice to not have all this fucking testosterone.
when i think about a life without sex it's like someone asking me to live without breathing. it's not a blessing.
35, kissless virgin, 340 lbs, parents basement (even though i'm on the lease because their credit is shit and mine isn't)
i stopped caring 5 years ago. around the time half the family disowned our side because i was "letting the family name die" since i'm the last male in the family line. take some form of pride knowing i'm killing it off.
>>707668994
I really don't care about sex. However, I am sad that I never had it because that means that no has ever loved me. I think that's why I'm so fucking depressed for being a virgin. I don't give a shit that I never got my dick wet. It just tears me apart that I never had anyone love me enough to be with me. I'm not sad that I'm a virgin. I'm sad that I'm alone.
>>707669247
how'd you get good credit faggot?
21
I just need to lose weight and learn to talk to people, especially girls and I think I'll be ok. Too bad my borderline suicidal depression keeps me from trying
>>707669247
how does it feel that all of your ancestors got laid and out of the billions of years the universe has existed, you are the only stopping point in reproduction?
>>707669339
by not having a girlfriend/wife/kids to bleed my money dry
>>707669440
seeing how my uncle went to jail for rape twice, i don't really care.
>>707668650
Do you live in Africa?
>>707669438
Hey,it's me in one year
>>707669440
Why should I care? This whole goddamn species could die tomorrow and I still wouldn't fucking give a shit. I'm edgy blah blah blah.
>>707669464
shieet I don't have those either but I can't even get a credit card
25 yo virgin btw
>>707669319
> I'm not sad that I'm a virgin. I'm sad that I'm alone.
This is pretty much what it boils down to once you get past all the manly bravado. I wish I could say there's someone out there for ya but I don't wanna give you false hope, just know that you're still alive therefore anything is possible.
>>707668576
Nothing I can do really. When she kicked me out of the house, I had nowhere to go. My family sucks and I didn't have any real friends. I shacked up with one of the chicks I had banged a while before her, and eventually moved with a cousin in another city to get my head straight. A few months later she sent me a letter telling me she didn't want me to see our daughter and she didn't want anything from me at all. She just never wanted to see me again. I have moved on with life, I am married and have an 11 year old now, but she still has my heart and theres nothing I can do about it or even talk about to anyone because none of my friends know about her. My wife doesn't even really know. I have told her a few things, but it never comes up anymore. I am back in the same city I moved from, and oddly enough, I was at my daughters school orientation a few months ago when she started middle school and I saw my ex's mother there with one of her grandkids. My ex married some loser and they have a couple of kids together. Her mom hated me, rightly so, and didn't notice/recognize me at the time. This is bound to change at the next PTA meeting or whatever though, so I expect an interesting school year. Oh, and my 11 year old has no idea she has a half sister either. But I have no idea how to explain this to her.
30yr old virgin
never left home
friends with a 30yr old virgin (just turned 31)
his brother is a 27yr old virgin
we are all losers
never touched a girl
my other friend is (or was a 30yr old virgin)
he was unemployed for the last 7 years.
a year and a half ago he decided to get a job.
about 6 months ago he decided to get a real job.
he stopped hanging around us losers and found a gf. i think they moved in together.
he was pretty much ghosted us.
im at least glad that one us arent 100% losers.
he was a dick for just ghosting us but i did understand why he did it.
>>707669627
Good for your friend crawling out of your geek swamp. Maybe you should follow his lead.
>>707662762
Yes, I do. I jerk off twice every day. I make sure that I complete at minimum two a day, or if I miss one then it carries onto the next day. I must keep a certain ritual pattern or I'll go insane. It's currently
wake up, feed cats, go to work, come home, read philosophical books (currently reading "I took the Road less Traveled"), then go to bed at precisely 10:30. On Fridays I visit my parents at their house (that I bought for them thank you very much) and we have tea and discussions on current issues. I've been raised an intellectual, and can do nothing else but be such.
>>707669577
ok, legit advise time
some banks have what's called "secured credit cards." you have to put up like 200 or 300 or 500 bucks, but they give you the line of credit for the amount you put up. after 9-12 months, you get that money back and the account "graduates" to a normal credit card, which usually involves a rate limit. so now you've turned 200 into 1000 of credit. now STOP USING IT. like, no netflix, no starbucks, nothing. let the credit line sit there with a 0 balance. then open another account for a little more, and watch your credit score go up.
>>707669765
i have always had shity self esteem.
i can't talk to people without having a panic attack.
there is no hope for me.
all my jobs are dead-end warehouse jobs where i don't really have to interact with other people.
>>707662949
I jerk off in preference to Riley Reid. Something about her facial features just speaks "pure" to me. Nothing much else I jerk off to anon.
Im 32 and virgin ... not very proud of it! Will probs die without knowing hows it to feel a nice and thick Dick... Rip pussy
>>707669799
Are you autistic?
>>707669319
i feel you on the alone thing 100%.
what i'm trying to explain tho is the wanting to get your dick wet is a hormonal thing -- it's not like "look at me mister cool i stuck my cock in someone". it's more like, holy shit i need sex more than anything or i'll go insane. i get awkward boners looking at middle-aged ladies on the bus as if i was some kid and im a grown-ass man. as i said, it's more of a curse than anything. would love to just be like "yeah sex is fun i can take it or leave it".
>>707668616
thanks for that fam
>>707663091
I have a life. A life that pays 250k a year thank you very much.
>>707663351
One must take oneself seriously in order to reach true superiority over the sheep in this ungodly planet.
>>707669907
>take antidepressants
>eat better
>get more exercise
>practice good hygiene
>pick up hobbies
There I got you started. The rest is up to you loser.
>>707658165
96, I win
>>707669907
Thats what you have to change friendo. If you aren't making a lot of money to begin with, get a service industry job like a waiter or a bartender. You'll make more money and will have to come out of your shell. Trust me, this works. Its uncomfortable as hell in the beginning but it will help you learn to deal with people.
>>707663118
My parents raised a very bright man that got good grades in school, landed a full scholarship to an Ivy-League college, and is now making 250k a year.
>>707669934
Ah delicious bait. So nice of you to frustrate all of the kissless virgins in this thread.
>>707664711
As someone who fucked someone for three years with condoms and someone else ten years without, there is a definite difference in sensation
>>707670201
>take antidepressants
did that. just made me zone out
>eat better
meh
>get more exercise
i used to exercise everyday. was in pretty good shape.
>practice good hygiene
never had bad hygiene.
>pick up hobbies
you have to go outside to do that.
>>707669581
Congratulations on your marriage.
My advice would still keep it from her. I know it's hard to move on from her but man, please don't fuck up your current marriage. Believe me the past has power to stir everything up.
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this has turned into a pretty solid get thread
>>707658165
32 virgin here. I have disconnected completely from reality. Wearing a chastity cage and diaper right now. I came in my mouth once.. it tasted really bad.. but now I'm thinking about doing it again.. and keep doing it till I like it. For what reason? I don't have a clue. I don't think I'm gay.. but I really want to eat my own cum for some reason. Fuck my life.
>>707658165
55 - but i was arse raped in prison so technically not a virgin
>>707669540
what does that have to do with anything?
>>707669966
TRIPLE DUBS
FUCKING CHECKED!
>>707658165
Does, sucking a dick count?
>>707670021
you sound like the fedora "classy guy" professional atheist, self-proclaimed intellectual elite type. that might have something to do with your virginity situation.
25 now. last gf 7 years ago. we did everything and our entire relationship was basically sexual things with each other.
>i go to college, she dumps me
>nervous and hateful around girls
>complete social outcast
>work and home. rinse and repeat.
thinking about hookers at this point although i only want blowjobs and not sex. dont really wanna pay $50 for a
honestly ill prob never touch a girl again. i completely lost my flirting skills and went full autist
pic unrelated
>>707669572
sounds like you do care, anon. it's okay, there's always hookers, but money will never make them love you
>>707670815
Only if you sucked it with your anus or vagina
>>707658165
47 Grand Master Wizard
>>707668868
Easy to say when you have swam in pussy
I have a great girl but its only the third pussy Ive known in life, I need so much more before settling down
>>707670870
I went through this period too. It was weird, but I grew out of it somehow. People were starting to wonder if I was a closeted homosexual, but I wasn't I just shut down for a few years.
>>707670730
Well even you meet it's already a different story now.
Brace yourself and goodluck. Keep your head clear
>>707671079
Trust me man, oldfag knowledge. I don't know about that saying 'money can't buy happiness' but I sure know that pussy is not the way. Its a road to misery and you shouldn't turn it into a numbers game. Find someone that makes you happy and go with it. Also, all cats are gray in the dark. If you've had 3 be happy with that, there's not a whole lot that one vagina can do compared to another, its whos attached to that vagina that makes it work.
>>707669847
thanks any bank in particular you recommend?
>>707671106
Thank you brother, I may have to start my own drama thread once it goes down.
>>707658165
You
>>707670658
Did you cum?
>>707658427
Aww, I thought I was going to win this at 31.
19. nowhere near the top but i'm in a weird gray area. i dated a chick in grade 12, fucked her for no more than five seconds (exact honest truth. i have nothing to gain from exagerating) before panicing, pulling out and blowing my beta ass load. did this 4 times in a row before we just gave up because im such a pussy. we broke up the next time we saw each other. haven't dated or had any luck with a girl since then.
>>707670588
Post pics please
20 year old, lost it to a hooker on a trip aboard
20 y/o virgin. I put my finger in a pussy once. Idk i really don't give a fuck. I'd rather just fap than go through all the effort just to put my penis inside of someone. Never had a real girlfriend. Don't really want one. I've kissed multiple women though. My virginity rarely crosses my mind.
>>707671380
But there are so many flavours to taste
Visuals are a big thing for my cock, being male and young, and its the biggest source of variety in this regard
This feels like a case of 'need to learn by yourself", though thanks for the advice
>>707671695
Haha, I did the same thing with my first girl. I was a jack off king man, and I was telling myself how good I was going to fuck her and she was going to love the hell out of my method. 2 seconds into that pussy I was shooting a load all over the bed. I was literally shocked. Completely unprepared for that to happen. Worse, I tried to fuck her right after that and I couldn't get another boner at all. Later that week, I fucked her again and this time I lasted for about 15 minutes of vigorous fucking but that first time was an eye opener.
>>707661523
This
>>707671873
Pussy is a tender trap my friend. Tread lightly, and never underestimate its power.
>>707671802
I'm too paranoid to post pics
>>707672624
Neck down
>>707672624
Or feet, we always like us some feet round here
>>707672694
I mean just having them on my phone.. I'm overly cautious
>>707672807
>I'm overly cautious
Yes, you are. Live a little.
>>707672919
I would do it for a chick. If she were into it too. This is why I'm a virgin.. I'm too afraid to ever bring this up to a girl. I can't get rid of this fetish.
>>707672624
I understand. Just let it go then! *hugs*
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>>707672807
Abandon it, probably just a bait post
>>707673211
i'm a grill. Would you do it for me?
>>707673767
prove it and I will
Jesus guys just go to a nightclub and buy a girl a drink it's pretty simple
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>>707673767
Ok! But cant time stamp
lost sharpie inside my ass
>>707674427
Consent is overrated
use to be somewhat ugly until 2 years ago... Was 5.5/10 fat for some reason people think I'm scary/intimidating like if I'm gonna murder them or some stupid shit grills never talked to me
>tfw 20
>lost weight
>look more attractive 7/10 atleast girls give me more looks still haven't been approached only received compliments
>only grills who are interested are some ugly bitches
>tfw not even a social retard
I don't have any kids, does that count?
