>Choose your own adventure
This is Trevor. Trevor is about to step outside to start his day. Before he leaves he check his pockets to make sure he has everything he needs. 1 decides what he has in his pockets
>>707661339
dildo
nigger dick
>>707661339
A gun
2 nigger dicks
>>707661339
A baby nigger
>>707661339
3 benis :^D
one yellow, one green and one shpleen
>>707661339
uncooked hamburger meat
>>707662311
you have your nigger baby and are ready to start your day. you step outside and 2 decides what you see
>>707662775
Another nigger baby
a pack of wild niggerlings
The kkk
>>707662775
homeless guy jacking off
A hole in the universe
Chris Hansen
>>707662775
Plays fallout 4 with baby
Child protective services.
They've come to weaponize your cargo.
Glorious police brutality.
Nothing is more soothing than white on colored hate crimes.
>>707663072
Win
>>707663072
you walk outside to discover a hole in the universe. this is beyond your comprehension and your instinct tells you that you should stay away but your mind wants to investigate further. 3 decides what to do next
throw the niggerling into the hole
>>707663385
put your pee pee in a girls butthole :^D
>>707663385
You decide to fuck the hole
>>707663452
reroll
>>707663385
Mirelurk appears out of black hole
punt the little fucker into the hole
>>707663385
throw the nigger spawn into the ravenous void
it hungers
it whispers madness into your skull
MAKE
US
WHOLE
>>707663385
Throw baby into black hole
>>707663385
Jump through hole hoping for new world to infest with the african american race via the nigger baby
>>707663385
throw the nigger baby into the hole
Become one with the void
>>707663593
winrar.
>>707663523
AND IT'S GOOD
>>707663663
>663663
Do I win something?
>>707663663
Winrar has expired, please activate
>>707663523
winrar
>>707663523
cautiously, you decide going near the black hole yourself would be a bad move. so instead, you punt your black baby into the black hole. you watch your little nigglet sail away into the abyss. As the little porch monkey gets sucked into the hole, the void closes up, and balance has been restored to the universe. Inventory subtract one nigger baby. 4 decides Trevor's next course of action.
shoot up a school
shoot up the local school
Start masturbating furiously ... eat jizz
>>707664333
check'd
>>707664334
There ya go.
Use a spoon to eat it, yea?
>>707664334
winrar
>>707664333
Use this instead, its trips OP
bump
>>707664334
free from all your burdens, you decide the best course of action will be to start masturbating furiously and eat your jizz. After blowing your load and slamming that sticky goodness down your throat, you feel satisfied and ready to move on. 6 decides whats next
shoot up a school
>>707665004
Shoot up a school then rape a kid
Shoot up school
Go to Detroit for some nigger hunting
>>707665072
reroll
>>707665074
Roll again
Go into a ghetto neighborhood and yell nigger
Join the nazi party
>>707665123
reroll one more time
Shoot up local school
join the nazis
>>707665186
Go.
Fuck Hillary Clinton in the ass while yelling "HEIL HITLER"
>>707665256
Please this
>>707665186
YAS
That makes me moist
>>707665566
Triple dubs Czech'd
>>707665566
checked
slightly related pic
>>707665186
you decide it would be a good idea to go into your nearby ghetto and yell nigger to a bunch of gang members. unfortunately for you, one of them has a gun and youre in some deep shit now. 7 decides how to get out of this (possible death for wrong answer)
>>707665784
bring them white women in return for your life
WIP OUT YOUR MONSTER COCK AND SLAP ALL OF THE DINDUS IN THE FACE
shout IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT. and proceed to get naked
>>707665784
Begin to beg for life, and then realize the only way out is to suck every nigger at once
Offer cunnilingus
>>707665784
Take off whiteboi mask and reveal yourself to be Tupac the whole time
>>707662775
a nigger crackwhore
Begin yelling random profanity while distracting niggers with a basketball. Pretend to have tourettes.
>>707665867
nigrar
Brandon Lee comes and poo poos on the nigras until they fuck off back to afrika
>>707665907
Oooooh, dis gun be guuuuuud
I really think you should try to shove one of the niggers in your ass..... a piece of shit going in instead of coming out
>>707665867
the Negros rejoice at the bounty you have offered them. they graciously accept and take the white women off to be gang raped in their crack house. you cant help but feel a strange sense of guilt at what you have just done. 8 decides where to go next
go to a school, shoot it up and publicly and graphically rape the corpses
>>707666373
into their crack house
Bill Cosby's house to pick up some roofies
Stealthily work your way into the crack house, quietly take out all the dudes, then look to the camera and proclaim "I'm the cook"
>>707666463
REROLL PLS THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Return to the shed in the woods where you and Donald Trump have dozens of other white women hogtied. Bukakke ensues while forcing them to listen to Creed.
Shoot up a school
>>707666373
put them out of their misery, and fuck the dead corpses
>>707666373
Go home and state at wall while eating food and drinking water for 24 whole
hours
>>707666571
roll
>>707666463
Reroll
>>707666527
You are history's greatest monster
If dubs I override the current 8 and instead Trevor shoots up a school
>>707666463
rerollll
>>707666463
re roll
trevor shoot up the nearest school
>>707666463
ro!!!
>>707666468
winrar
If dubs, Trevor makes a solemn vow to the Dalai Lama and the Pope to never shoot up a school and to eternally give up racism and sexual debauchery.
>>707666468
you decide to go back and check on the women. when you arrive at the crack house you are greeted by two gang members guarding the door. they are probably armed and tell you to "fuck off white boy before we bust a cap in yo ass" 9 decides what to say/do (chance of death)
>>707666938
WINRAR HERE
>>707667195
sonic boom and hadouken
Bring Billy Mays back from the dead.
Pretend to walk away and then just piss
Call police with a history of bigger abuse
how about a dick up my ass instead?
>>707667196
Suck both teir dicks at the same time in exchange for an 8 ball of crack
steal back the pure aryan women from the savages through blitzkrieg tactics and the power of German Engineering
call ya boy Putin for an air-strike on the crackhouse
Bring Donald Trump to grab the gang members by their pussies.
>>707667195
Bust a nut in their asses
>>707667195
Walk away from the crack house and to a school to shoot it up, rape dead kids after
>>707667376
this
Call white police officers
like a good neighbor, state farm is there. as a human shield
go to a school, shoot it up and publicly and graphically rape the corpses
Demonstrate my ability to suck my own dick while shoving an endangered owl up my ass.
>>707667195
dig underground into the house
>>707667195
DEEJAY KALED
Use faggot charm
Offer them free abortions for entry.
Abandon the now AIDS-ridden women to their fate. Go to Bill Cosby for help obtaining more.
>>707667449
WINRAR
>>707667449
OP here give me a minute
>>707667598
Faggot Charm it is!
>>707667195
Tell them you're the one who brought the white women, tell them you need to go in and ensure them white bitches are getting what they deserve.
Then go in, rape the smallest black guy in there, then 360 and walk away
Donald trump pushes a button somewhere and the negroes revert into harmless hut building tribesman without a resentful bone in their bodies
>>707667807
If Donald Trump pushes that button, the entire human race reverts to harmless hut building tribesmen.
>>707662775
An angry nigger mom throwing shit like an ape
>>707667913
Sounds good tho
>>707667449
you decide it would be best to turn around, and shoot up a nearby elementry school. you concience tells you this is a bad idea but you rationalize it by telling yourself, "theyre only niggers" after pumping led into everyone of those future offenders, you have your way with the lighter skinned ones' dead bodies. as you wipe the blood off your throbbing hard on you faintly hear police sirens in the distance. This will be your last stand. Dubs decide what happens next
bump for op's delivery
Go back in time and make Canadians conquer the universe by giving them midget porn and futuristic Japanese technology.
>>707668316
FINALLY SHOT UP A SCHOOL
>>707667931
Keep up with the thread faggot
go home, suck dick, and make a shitty thread on /b/
Draw a pentegram on the floor and summon William Shatner.
>>707668316
It's been done
>>707668470
reroll
An hero
Fuck a dog.
>>707668316
Plead insanity
Join the NAACP.
>>707668316
Was in a pretty shitty mood earlier but this thread is hilarious, thanks op I really enjoy the laughs
Vote for Gary Johnson.
Convince cops a nigger did it
Simultaneously orgasm and shoot yourself in the dick
Crawl inside nigger teacher skin and try to walk out
you prepare to make last stand but turns out all cops are white, they see all the dead nigletts and celebrate, become national hero, trump awards you Medal of Honor and makes you Vice President.
Become a Nazi Furry. The cops aren't looking for a guy in a fursuit. By the time they figure out who I am, I'll be in a furpile.
>>707668795
Roll
>>707668316
Another hole in the universe appears and he jumps in
>>707668800
WINRAR
>>707668800
fucking amazing
>>707668781
Roll
>>707668800
Winrar!
>>707668795
Rolling
>>707668800
Kek'd
>>707668800
kek
>>707668800
You've got to be fucking trolling me
>>707668800
>>707668800
this
>>707668316
go under ground and build a bomb
>>707668800
End thread with shitty dubs
>>707669195
I wanna keep this baby goin'
>>707668800
From kicking a niglet into a motherfucking black hole, to dressing up as a nazi furry after shooting up a school. Trevor is a weird fucker.
>>707669286
here, this is my favorite pornstar.
Don't die on me thread
>>707668800
the cops turn up only to find a nazi furry with a bunch of dead kids around him. they start asking you questions but decide to let you go, because after all, who would ever suspect a nazi furry to shoot up a school. Trevor goes back home with his new furry friends and lives happily ever after. END
>>707669340
>>707669449
outstanding thread here. somebody screencap this. it needs to be in all the next best of 4chan threads
>>707669449
Good job Trevor
Stupid fucking fur fag virgin pussy this had potential!!
The fuck? No. Do another one.
>>707669561
OP - i was screen capping as I went along. thank you very much. and thank you all for making this tread possible. Goodnight
>>707669677
Another one.
>>707669571
Sleeping now the threads over, thanks op for the thread
>>707669449
And thus ends the tale of Trevor, the man we all strive to be. We should really have more of these threads, my sides are beyond the multiverse right now.
>>707669571
Before he goes home, he decides to vote early this election. Trevor votes for the best candidate, Jen Bush
>>707669571
OP - im gonna try and compile all my screen caps. if you guys wanna stick around I should have it posted in a bit. if someone else wants to compile feel free
>>707669777
Fuck auto correct. Jeb
>>707669796
Let's see it
>>707669796
actually this shit is taking too long and i have no idea what im doing. someone else feel free
>>707669777
CHECKED
I assume you just make a pic of the thread how hard could that be?
>>707669777
>>707670224
probably not hard at all but i honestly cant be bothered
>>707670456
I'll see what I can do then.
If evens time travel back to 1942 and join the nazis
