I wish I had 5 million dollars
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I wish I had 5 million dollars
>>768424453
Granted but it's $5 million in pennies.
>>768424453
Sure, but cha can't spend it.
I wanna speak Russian.
You have 5 million dollars, but it is all badly counterfeited bills easily detectable by anyone who looks closely at them.
>>768424599
Granted, but you are deaf
>>768424453
>but its in pesos
>>768424453
>I wish I had 5 million dollars
You get 5 million Canadian dollars.
I wish I could change into a girl.
>>768424599
Sure, but you forget English
>>768424599
Ok, but your jaw fuses shut
>>768424648
Granted but you're Bruce Jenner
I wish I ran a multi billion dollar company
I wish I'd get dubs.
>>768424762
Sure but you get trips
>>768424453
You can only spend it in $5 increments, three times a day
I wish the annoying fat bitch on my greyhound dies.
>>768424815
How is that a bad thing ?
Check'em
>>768424715
Granted, but it’s in India and it’s in rupees
>>768424871
Granted but she dies as she's squeezing past you and now you're pinned under a fat sweaty corpse.
>>768424453
Granted, but it's in a trust that you can't touch until you're 93.
I wish I could just die right now
I wish I had 50 virgins
>>768425405
Granted but you have to watch everyones reaction to it
>>768425405
Granted but the doctors bring you back to life in a vegetative state.
>>768425405
Granted but the death is featured on Jake Pauls channel for clicbait
>>768425405
Granted, but hell is real and you're about to spend eternity in it.
>>768425442
Granted, but they're all old priests.
>>768425442
Granted but they are niggers
>>768425442
Granted, but they're male pensioners.
>>768424453
I wish your Mom would stop calling me.
>>768425405
Granted, you die right now. Once your body is found the resulting grief will drive someone close to you to attempt suicide and fail.
>>768425625
Granted, but it's now OP's dad.
>>768424898
Granted, but im taking you with me
>>768424453
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>>768425650
Leaving them in a vegetable state.
>>768425625
Granted, you now only get calls from his dad.
I wish my crush wasnt pregnant
I wish I was happy
I wish Israel didnt exist
i wish i was alive
I wish my exgirlfriend didnt leave me
>>768425771
granted, but all the Isreal citizens move into your city
>>768425769
granted, but you loose your dick
>>768425794
Granted but your also a retarded faggot
>>768425832
FUCK
>>768425719
granted but she leaves you for a black man
>>768425719
Granted, but now she's banging a nigger.
>>768425769
Granted, but it's because you're insane.
>>768425821
Granted, but you're now cucked to 12 niggers.
>>768424453
I wish i was dead
Sweet...
I wish for an end to all government corruption.
