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ylyl
>>768421255
Can that be real?
>>768421010
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>768421661
I literally can't wait til you die
>>768421661
Unfunny piece of shit do a barrel roll into an acid pool
>>768421661
Retard faggot stop posting thise shit green text it eint even funny
>>768421255
€€€ $$$
>>768421976
Go back to Redit you fag
>>768421820
Suspicious legs
>Walks into A-level Psychology lesson
>>768421661
Well meme'd my friend
>>768421820
Nice feet
>>768421536
get out
>>768423372
better?
>>768423120
>CHAN 4
>>768421010
>>768421010
horrible dogshit thread
>>768421300
I have none of those things and i prefer asian women...
>>768423504
Is this cancer still a thing?
>>768423682
congratulations
>>768423120
>Chan 4
>>768423777
Trips
>>768423788
>768423788
I really really really like this image
>>768423045
This isn't funny, it's just correct.
>>768423999
Trips on trips
>>768423777
die
>>768421255
as much hilarious as sad
>>768423461
no pls leave forever
>>768424142
trips of truth, cuck
funnie meem
>>768424245
That was awesome
>>768424420
>tryna
>>768421010
>when bugs... become real! nicee
>>768424060
You pisspoor cunt
>>768424540
Edgelord is back again
>>768423514
Relatable
>>768424540
Insta bone
>>768421661
LOL
>>768421428
I shouldn't lost to this
>>768424540
Did someone say go kill yourslef you fucking buttraped retarded faggot
>>768425208
lost
>>768425208
Lost
>>768424245
>that last guy
One of these days were gunna have a ylyl thread that itsnt ruined by sadistic fucks. And when that day comes im leaving 4chan
>>768423777
Czech 'em
>>768425208
Nice observation mr rapevictim, so can you execute the order soon?
>>768425869
Not raped, I'm the rapper, and sure, i will do the order 666.
>>768423777
Fuck
>>768425969
Lmao open english
>>768422807
>this
It's my favorite game which didnt hurt
>>768425969
No you must be confused, this is not a meme. I genuinely would prefer if you'd kill yourself. Your existence is pain to everyone you know and your surroundings. Be a good boy and jump from a bridge.
>>768425784
lost
>be me
>gf breaks up with me
>depression.exe
>spend a month contemplating suicide
>look out of window
>see gf with Muslimfag
>realise she cheated on me and traded me for a shitskin
>allofmyreeee.jpg
>devise plan
>obtain pitbull
>obtain aids
>fuse the two like Goku & Vegeta
>wrap in bacon
>night comes
>feed pitbull some speed
>put in box
>leave on doorstep of shitskin
>kick door in
>scream "it's party time" & aids pitbull from box
>aids pitbull charges through the wall directly in front of it
>hear screaming as aids pitbull infests shitskins with aids & sends them to hell
>mfw
>>768421661
This is the new banana meme yeee
>>768423777
Vvvv
>>768425969
You should neck yourself with a belt before you start getting the urges to do these things to people. You newfaggots think that this is acceptable because you heard about 4chan and how edgy and cool it was from your faggot older friend in 6th grade this year who "totally saw a vagina one time and it was so awesome." Go post this shit in gore threads you niggerfaggot.
>>768421744
topkek
>>768423682
That's why he selling starter packs dummy
>>768423777
neh!
>>768422807
What game
>>768424245
Fucking polish people annoy me
>>768429120
why do these always show up here? is this real or some oldfag joke?
>>768429194
New and real try it my frind
>>768429194
probably through enough clicks it will lead you into a honeypot
>>768427339
Is that an angry boi?
>>768421536
>>768429611
Noooooo
>>768429588
I thought magical thinking was a szmptom of schizophrenic personality disorder
>>768429398
Are you genuinely a fucking mongo or just American? It's 'checked', not 'check'd'.
>>768421661
fuck off with this shit samefag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>768429736
>being this new
>>768429840
Looks like a turd
>>768430017
Good game
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta nigger who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of muslims since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 12 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date some 30 year old
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, fat fucker with brown hair and glasses
>also balding
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that she's pregnant
>she's worried that he's cheating too
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"He dumped me"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>mfw she's 12 and pregnant
>mfw she's probably gonna lose the baby too
>>768429873
No, it's not being this new, you fucking retard. 'Checked' has always been spelt that way. Americans, man.
>>768423777
Im only replying for those trips
>>768423112
Lost
>>768423112
how is that even possible?
was he just wearing only pants
>>768424225
10/10 would eat
>>768421820
Nice feet
what a bunch of dried up unfunny garbage in here
>>768431099
That's a fucking gnarly picture, holy shit.
I kind of feel like it could be fake, but if it's not, that guy has gone beyond that pain.
>>768423777
shit...
>>768429010
Salt and sandcurry
>>768431154
Humans are naturally perverted thats just the way we act no jewish agenda here
>>768423777
Hft
>>768430390
Are those hot dogs?
>>768431293
please tell me that was women's studies
>>768429611
huj ci w dupe hehheehheehheheeh
>>768423112
As embarrassing as that looks, just imagine the glorious breeze of freedom he must have felt on his dick in that exact moment.
>>768424303
Lost.
>>768431196
i think i remember it being a photoshoot, but he did actually lose his legs at one point
>>768421661
trying to force this meme this hard...
I mean I admire your dedication but its not funny, or ironically funny.
Its like someone tried and its just fucking bad.
Then they got laughed at for it being so bad and they can't admit they were stupid so they said "Nuh uh guise, its a new meme"
>>768424540
>>768431293
something about the fact that he bothers to turn around and make sure to close the door makes this funnier to me.
>>768425155
DO NOT REPLY TO ANIMAL ABUSE POSTERS< THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT< IGNORE THEM
>>768421300
Realistically who doesn't prefer Asian women?
>Look younger
>Typically subservient
>Quiet
Literally ideal.
>>768431766
Dude I had a sidekick 3, it was fucking sick
>>768426464
DO NOT REPLY TO ANIMAL ABUSE POSTERS, that is exactly what they want, they are attention whores, ignore them
>>768431154
It's a sad fact, that's not fun dude
>>768424540
AYLMAO
>>768423777
Fuck u
>>768421255
>>768421300
>>768421744
>>768423777
>>768423788
>>768423999
>>768424211
Holy fucking get thread
>>768423777
Can't not repost on mothers day eve
>>768421661
>Keep up the great posts Boris.
>>768432245
SEMEN DEMON PLEASE I WANT TO BE RAPED BY THESES TWO SLUTS
>>768424259
Yeah you tell him anon
>>768425969
edgelords aren't cool, please stop being such a fucking try hard
>>768423777
nice trips fag
>>768423777
Suck my dick anon
>>768423777
fack ya mather u jenk
Any got the image of the scrubs actors after doing a marijuana?
>>768423777
Fuck you
>>768431606
He was samefagging, what a retard.
>>768430161
apostrophes can be used for contractions or missing letters in slang, like if I were to say"I am goin' to the store" or "We do not take kindly to your kind 'round here."
In this case, the "e" is the missing letter, shown by the presence of the apostrophe.
Check'd
>>768432567
Oh /pol/, the "human ancestor" is on the bottom left you fucking mong.
>>768431382
Lol try telling these boneheads that.. Good luck
>>768423120
> CHAN 4
>>768423112
Classic
>>768432024
James wood high iq MIT attendee btw
>>768432951
Ere u go m8
>britfag
>wake up at 7am to praise the queen
>think how rubbish it is that it's raining
>cops drive past my window
>keepcalm.png
>use rubber spatula to make lunch for work
>secretly wish for a butter knife
>cop stops in front of my house
>godsavethequeen.mp3
>get bag ready for work
>lunch
>tea
>hard hat
> tool belt
> walk to work because glorious day
>cop stops me
>what's in the bag anon
> I freeze for a micro second but the cops already taken it
>cop opens my bag
> drops it suddenly and starts beating my ass with his baton.
>get arrested for carrying a deadly weapon.
>mfw I had a screwdriver.
>>768431926
that movie is fucking hilarious
>>768433644
Thx m8
>>768432245
Please do
>>768421300
Lost at no chin ecks deeeeeee
>>768422747
Wtf what a fucking loser. I hope a bin lorry hits him
>>768434046
What cracks me upis that he has legit graphs with good data.
I actuallymwant to read this
>>768422862
Western spy detected
>Squats on toes break your bones
>>768423777
Fuck you, tripfag
>>768432245
I would enjoy it then call the police
>>768423777
Of fucking course, and ya know what... bad trips >:(
>>768432811
aint nobody going there nigga
>>768434279
>not knowing what a tripfag is
>>768434633
shut up, dubfag
>>768431053
I would tell them to go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwitch but they would probably fail at that too
>>768434952
I don't get it this bitch is fucking smoking hot where is the humor?
>>768423120
>Cpod Health
That doesn't even make sense.
>>768434861
>singles
opinion disregarded
>>768434952
never get this old lady, why is it funny?
>>768435020
No humor post her her sometimes
>>768435077
It's not.
It's a banana in disguise.
>>768435065
It's short for Cephalopod. If you've seen any hentai you'd know how desirable this is.
>>768435020
blouse in on backwards
>>768424245
Lost
>>768432596
why dont they die of heatstroke?
black clothes basically microwave people, right?
>>768423777
Shit checked
>>768435077
blouse on backwards anon
>>768435251
>people
Yeah.
>>768433373
That doesn't refute the fact that we are literally more evolved.
>>768432107
>1917 before ww2, vietnam, korea, 9/11, afganistan, iraq
>2017 after ww2, vietnam, korea, 9/11, afganistan, iraq
>the only significant change over the past century is fluoride in our water
>almost forgot that the jews got a state within that time period, they probs are what made people gay
>>768421661
>(You) = Bart with a telephone
>Responses = Moe
>>768423777
God damnit.... right before mothers day. And the trips don’t lie
>>768432245
Was going to rape the one on the left, but then she attacked my masculinity so I didn't.
>>768435201
Who the fuck are you Marc Jacobs? Did you take the fucking picture and noticed it was on backwards because you saw the tag or some shit? That shit is fucking working for her. I just squirted all over the floor looking at that sexy piece and your laughing at her because you think her shirt is on backwards. FUCKING NIGGERS EVERYDAY.
>>768423777
Got me
>>768435582
Hello, Hugh Jass speaking?
>>768422747
Wtf am I looking at?
>>768424225
if the pizza was half decent id be all for that shit
>>768424303
Fucking wew lad
>>768421010
>y those have $0!!?
>>768435647
No man i took the pic she wanted to put it on backwards, worked for me too she is naked under that blouse.
>>768435727
Aparently not the picture.
>>768423777
Trips! It must be real!
>>768424738
lol, that dog looks fat
>>768421428
Lost
>>768435780
Where dem nudes at?
>>768423777
shit
>>768435938
Aww now I gotta jerk it again got anymore?
>>768423777
yote
>>768436019
>>768424799
Sadly yes but the thought of someone drawing this let's me cringe
>>768423777
fine
>>768435586
its already mothers day for me
>>768434703
>>768431053
https://www.factcheck.org/2018/03/female-led-company-didnt-build-collapsed-bridge/
>>768423777
fuck off cuntbag
>>768423777
this is now a get thread
>>768424540
fapfapfap
>>768424245
watch that shield top left at :05
>>768436151
thanks anon heaven awaits this angel
OP here
I'm happy with what this thread turned out 2 b
>>768436540
that's creepy anon
>>768436594
Meh go fuck yourself
>>768423777
Die
>>768435750
interrogation marks?
thats a question mark
>>768421472
>>768436576
i c wat u did ther
>>768427339
so you got aids and then fucked your dog? did you tell the story right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FifW239y_xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FifW239y_xE
>>768423777
fucking nigger
>>768424540
fookin hell the edge
>>768423999
check these quads faggots
>>768423777
Ok faggot
>>768436719
just saying anon keep it light, don't get too heavy.We are superstitious
>>768436927
there double dubs nigger
>>768423777
Fucking trips too, man.
>>768423777
Fgt
>>768423237
It's not gay if he's got a feminine penis.
>>768423777
Hilarous.
>>768431688
Fucking dubs of truth
>>768423514
based
>>768436501
It;s gone up in orbit!~
>>768424540
Summer is here
>>768435833
IS THIS LOSS?
>>768437042
why is everything on the chalkboard backwards?
>>768423112
What a fucking lad.
>>768437212
naw, I mean it bounced off of nothing mid-air
>>768424540
edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: crawling in my skin) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit
>>768437275
The image has been mirrored so it looks like the man is pointing towards the post id of which the image is contained within.
Images such as these are commonly posted in hope of the last digits of the post ID being repetitious.
>>768435379
Pugs are "literally more evolved" than wolves, moron.
>>768431606
This gave me the feels more than laughter.
>>768431099
might be for shock training. so soldiers dont freak the fuck out in the middle of an attack when they look to their side and see johnnys legs blown off
>>768425208
Fuck. Lost hard.
AnimeCat.png
>>768422964
psh...nothing personal...kid
>>768437275
Because in China they read right to left.
bump
>>768435848
>is
>>768437303
Morpheus drinkin a forteus in the death basket!
>>768436019
Still lurking anon?
