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You can go back in time to tell your 12yo self one thing. What would it be?
I'm sorry.
>>710124531
Don't starting drinking and using drugs and pay attention in school.
Start working out and don't stop
>>710124531
There's going to be a lot of bitches wanting to fuck. Even if they don't act like it at first. Stick your dick in every one of them.
>>710124531
When you're 16 and on the 8th of July masturbate furiously before school and you might last longer than 30 seconds you pathetic wankstain
worry about girls later, relax dude
"Get a job BEFORE college ends. You spend an entire year unemployed when the economy goes to hell."
>>710124844
This guy gets it.. I passed up so much pussy being young n dumb...for example my moms bestfriend wanted to blow me when I was 13 and I ran to my room scared...she is still hot solid 8
To give a shit about school, maybe courting more girls... working out.
Mostly, to give a shit about school for a better situation later on, which means more mones and stuff.
>>710124531
After 6 years later you'll meet her, don't let her go. You'll regret it forever.
Stop procrastinating
When you're 14 don't get back at Jake's step dad by pouring instant cement down his shower drain, He ends up tearing down the whole house and your best friend will move forever
>>710125224
kek feelsbadman
>>710125106
>6 years later you'll meet her, don't let her go. You'll regret it forever.
This. Wow. I regret not being ready for her every day. And it's been DECADES by now. I've never met another girl like her.
bet all you've got on Dismay in 2014, you will win and you will become rich.
This dick ain't gonna suck itself nigga
>>710124531
vote trump
Invest in macintosh
>>710125224
yeh same happened to me man sucks
>>710124531
Your dreams aren't going to come true.
Not even close.
No college. Go to a trade school.
>>710124531
Get a summer job at 15
Listen the neurologist
Shut up, just shut up
listen to your parents
Listen your older brothers
Try to be kind to the teachers
try to understand that your ataxia isn't your fault - shit happens
>>710124531
>back in time to tell
>12
Fuck you i have to go forward
Don't fucking waste the chance to lose your virginity at 20 yo. You'll have to wait till you're 22 to actually lose it.
check these quads
>>710124531
You’re screwed.
>>710125555
>>710124531
strip and prepare your anus
Don't go to college. It's a waste of money, the work sucks, and it's just as easy to get laid visiting friends who are in college
Enjoy more delicious teen pussy
So, so much more!
When those two women offer to go out with you simultaneously, don't fucking turn it down you fucking pussy.
Biggest regret of my life ever. I could have been in a threesome with two chicks (or I could have just fucked it up, which is what I was afraid of doing).
>>710124531
"Kill yourself now before its too late!"
Don't beat up her dad you will miss her everyday.
>>710125736
kek
Bump
This bread is much good
Pursue money above all else, you can buy pussy.
>>710124531
when that fat girl asks you if you want to fuck you should do it. fuck what your friends think.
dont join the military, you will only do a few years. start growing Weed from day 1! learn as much as you can about plant science.
>>710125874
Lower your standards improve your average anon
Invest in Amazon and Google.
>>710124531
"kill yourelf earlier"
>>710124531
Dont pee in your first girlfriends butt. Itll only lead to trouble
As soon as you hear about Bitcoin. Mine that shit like crazy!
Eat a shit u wanker I ain't telling u shit haha
Admit you are a fat fetishist early, and fuck fatties.
You live in one of the fattest states in America, you should be humping landwhales aplenty.
>>710124531
Don't ever get back with Angie... bitch got herpes.
>>710126055
I actually invested in bitcoins when they first came out. I made almost 300,000 USD. I kept it in too long thibking id make a million then SR got shut down. Al that money down the toliet. I was so mad at myself
kys asap
Stop feeling now because it's not for you; your an emotionless shell and it's better not to live outside of it
Don't fuck Tamara, she's a fuckin' stalker
In four years, ask Sydney out you stupid fuck. She digs you.
Do drugs. Lots of drugs. But only weed and psychedelics. And don't be stupid and get caught.
>>710126417
Who cares if she is a stalker, pull out nigga
OFFER HER A BOWL OF EGGS
The neighbors mom doesnt want to see your dick so dont pull it out
>>710126579
Don't be such a virgin faggot.
If you fuck a stalker you'll regret later
Dont spend all your good boy points at burger king. Save them up for arbys
Don't try going out with Destiny she's too far away and she's not even as good as the other girls.
kill yourself
it only gets worse from here
>>710124531
"swing away"
>>710126228
this
>>710125988
winner
>>710124531
invent the wheel before anyone else
>>710125303
Same regret here. It will haunt me all my fucking life.
>>710124531
Tell myself to convince my mom to find a nerd named Bill Gates and invest every penny she had in his little company.
>>710124531
keep from meth
>>710124531
When you're 18, using your scholarship as collateral, borrow money from your dad and invest in Google's IPO. When he tells you that $100 a share is too much, tell him you know and that you want to do it anyway. Then spend your life traveling and not working,
There's more to life than math and science, and you're not as good at them as you think you are. Art and history are really interesting and fun, and you'll have a better time with them.
>>710124531
Fight berserker mode, no fear. They can't hurt you that bad when you are angry. Most times you'll win.
And fuck Julia when she invites you over to the house she is babysitting at.
>>710124531
Do not break up with Kathrin.
>>710125676
I've been in a threesome. It's overrated.
Should of gangbanged Kathrine at that party with all my friends
>>710124531
Kill your mother but don't get caught for it
Stay in school at all costs.
Don't waste your time with any bitch in high school. Stick it out at school for a while then quit and intentionally become unemployed you'll meet someone you'll actually like.
Also go to the fucking doctor and get the pills they help.
>>710124531
obviously some way to make massive amounts of cash
>>710124531
You are gay. Just accept it. You will be unhappy with every girl you fuck kiss and fuck.
Don't say Candlejack, it's dangero
You did this.
>>710124531
don't click on this thread, it'll be shit
>>710124531
Use a condom when you guys fuck when she gets out of jail.
>>710124531
When your girlfriend wants to go to roller disco, go with her.
>>710124987
You're a piece of shit and you still will be in the future
Or
Life gets shittier and shittier every year
All those girls talking to you weren't just trying to be a friend, they wanted to fuck. Don't wait till you're 19 to get laid.
>>710124531
bitcoins
jump at it the first time you hear it, mine them for a few years and you will make more money than in your entire lifetime of work.
Sell when it gets over 1000$ or at the end of 2013
>>710124531
>one thing
Never be anyone's fourth husband.
>>710126263
SR? I hope you mean mtgox because keeping over 100k in an illegal marketplace exchange wallet is dumb as fuck m8 4real
at mtgox at least your money was invested
Don't tell your mates mother she's hot, it was fun for a while but I lost my best friend and my gf.
Get your license and a job asap. Because damn I missed out on good shit being a paranoid introvert back then
Fuck your step sister hard. She's been begging for your dick.
>>710124531
End it now
>>710125505
Exactly the past is in the past. Life is about pushing forward and playing the cards you got. They might be shit at times but if you play em right it all works out.
Bubble in tech stocks bursts in 2000. Ride it up, and short it down.
>>710124531
Stop giving a fuck about what your school mates think of you, they rejected you because of frivolous things and keep you out to have someone to feel superior to. Once you start being honest and tell people who don't like you to fuck off, more people will like you for who you are.
>>710124531
"You have two choices young Anon, try not to fuck up with L. If you do, wait until you are 33/34 and DO NOT fuck up with M."
Please let time travel become reality soon. :'(
>>710134332
/thread
>>710134332
bro how old are you to talk your 12 year old self into the stockmarket in 2000...
>>710124531
Don't ever get involved with Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>710134243
>>710126770
this is the only correct answer
Buy all boxed NES/snes box games on clearance. Neck beards pay tons of money for them and fuck more bitches.
Marty was right but was 1 year to early. The Cubs will go to the World Series probably not win though
>>710124531
nigger FAGGOT!
>>710136828
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>710124531
jump
>>710124531
Quit acting like an autistic fuck
>>710124531
Lottery numbers for 05.05.2001: 29 36 41 42 44 49 5
>>710137622
4 8 15 16 23 42
Dont shit yourself in school it'll be alot worse then you think
>>710137885
Depends on where you live.
>>710124531
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams.
>>710125504
shit man, not supposed to be feels thread.
>>710124531
>be me, 12
>meet a strange looking man on the street
>he tells me "Start your career as a zookeeper in..."
>run away from fear of rape.jpg
>years are going and I move to New York
>start college, meet this cute girl
>she lives in Ohio
>move in with her after college
>only awailable job is part time zookeeper
>rememeber what the man said
>"strange coincidence"
>become giraffe zookeeper
>ffw 2 months
>my colleague says to me
>"Hey anon, can you go for just a second in a gorilla cage? I'm going to my smoking pause..."
>why not
>2 fucking minutes after he leaves some kid falls into the enclosure
>holyshitsnakes.jpg
>some gorilla is running towards him, probably is going to kill him
>"maybe if I tranquilize the kid, gorilla will lose interest"
>take the tranquilizer gun
>time slows down as I find the kid in iron sights
>shoot
>this shit is far too loud for a tranquilizer
>the gun has so much recoil I miss and shoot the gorilla instead
>dead on spot
>my colleague returns from smoking break and can't believe his eyes
And that's why you never tell a zookeeper from giraffes to watch over your gorillas
>>710124531
Kill yourself asap while you're still disconnected from yourself and others.
>>710124531
don't get married. divorce is such a pain in the ass and your not mental strong enough to leave a crazy bitch crying.
>>710124531
>Never make any debts. Never ever go work. Never listen to any advice except the one that I've given you right now. Fuck everything.
>>710124531
Quit being a fucking pussy, lose your virginity to the hottest girl you know in high school, keep girlfriend no 2 for as long as you can. Oh ans get your license and a job right at 16
>>710124531
"Don't ever get involved with women... Focus on yourself and build a life for yourself... women will always be your downfall... jack off... trust me.. your life will turn out better if you just listen to me."
>>710138400
Don't tell me you killed my nigga Harambe
>>710124531
i would humiliate him like the guy did to me when i was 12...
i know you listen to mozart, you are a huge fan of einstein and you love to be one of them.
first: you will never be, just accept it.
second: you'll get so absorbed with yourself because everyone is always telling you how smart you are. but you are going to waste it all. you will be a lazy bastard who never does anything.
so if you want to enjoy your life, get used to learning and working.
>>710138400
kek
Buy into Pets.com and sell early. Register pizza.com and some 2 letter addressess.
>>710124531
pla videogames
Invest all your money in bitcoins
>>710124531
Don't take that line
>>710124531
God and fate doesen;t exist do whatever u want cuz nothing matters
Do NOT be a complete faggot in highschool, I'll admit: back when I was in highschool, I was a fag
Don't get baptized as a Jehovah's Witness at 15 it's all bullshit, actually apply yourself and finish school.
She isn't as into you as you are into her, she's not worth it, and they both move away anyhow.
>>710124531
>>710124531
1. don't smoke weed ever! You will become stupid and waste away
2. Don't drink it's as stupid as weed
3. Study music, your dreams actually come true. Keep drumming but also learn piano. Keep playing and the me from now would be even happier
4. Use condoms always.
5. Go to the gym and eat
6. Your mom is going to die very early on so make immense
7. Do not go on 4chan
Your kidneys are going to fail in 3 years
>>710124531
Stop going on 4chan it starts to fuck with your life when your around 19
You still are not over it at 24 its not worth it.
>>710139977
>make immense
Theres no such thing as penis inspection day in gym class
>>710140074
exactly hahahaha
8. fucking learn how to spell
>>710125042
RIP fam. I'm so sorry, Anon. These feels are too much to bear
>>710124531
Rosebud
Join the police force you talentless underachieving cuck.
Invest until 2007
You just keep being you kid
>>710127633
I've been in multiple 3 ways, it us not overrated.
Fucking a chick with another's pussy in your face, taking turns warming up each of their snatches while they are feverishly making out, getting a blow job while the other is licking on your sack and taint, having your girlfriend force you to cum inside her friend while she's riding you, dude if you think a 3 way is overrated, you suck at sex.
Dude stop stealing your parent's sex toys, they're gonna fucking catch you.
>>710141614
could you tell more information about that?
>>710141931
No. Worst day of my life
>>710142042
tell it faggot
Keep sucking dicks faglet
>>710142127
I'll give you a fucking summary, faggot
>be like 14
>hadn't figured out how to jerk it without lube yet
>occasionally go into parent's bed room and steal their lube
>find this vibrating cock ring
>apply vibrating cock ring to benis
>accidentally leave it in room
>next day after school
>both parents waiting in bedroom
>mom is crying
>dad looks like he just got back from 'Nam
>holds up the cock ring silently
>throws it at my face
>both of them leave
>never talk about it again
I think I still have it somewhere
>>710142814
well what was the aftermath of it
why was it such a big deal
>>710142814
profoundly american
>>710124531
buy google stock instead of that house.
I know you said one thing, but I would sneak in a don't get married in there somehow
>>710139888
Jake?
dont smoke a bunch of weed
study hard
meagan likes fisting so get into that asap
taking it up the butt pays more
>>710142962
I don't think you understand
My dad THREW a lubed up cock ring, coated in my own spermazoa, at my fucking face, when I was 14. It was wet. It was like he slapped me in the face with his wet cock. In a way, he had, because we both used that ring to fuck my mom. Him, physically, and I, emotionally. The shame I felt in that moment haunted me for years.
They installed a lock on their bedroom door but I figured it out like a week later and stole more lube.
Your bestfriend is going to die in a year. Make him go to the hospital.
>>710143326
if it was coated in your own cum the day before, why wouldn't the cum be dry by then
nice try anon, but nothing gets past me, detective jeremy :)
>>710143326
what is your relationship with them now?
you shouldn't have entered /b that day
>>710143785
They used KY, shit lasts. Gets all sticky.
>>710143845
We stopped talking after I crashed my mom's car. I get a Christmas card.
Your gaming setup will suck and your bikes will suck too
>>710143656
That young? What happened?
make sure you buy a fuckload of bitcoin
>>710124531
i'm sorry that i fucked your daughter, kid
Fuck Cassidy. Don't pass that up, she will want you back and grab her ass at prom, cup her boobs when you are alone and at least by the time she thinks she's big and then gay you have a chance for hot threesomes.
>>710144248
You fucked your own daughter?
>>710124531
spend all your money on apple/google/facebook stock.
>>710144163
A rare heart disease. It was really fucking tragic. The parents are still devistated now, seven years later.
>>710124531
Olivia was up for a fuck so don't mess it up!
don't trust anyone, they'll only hurt you
>>710124531
The winning lottery #'s to the largest drawing I've witnessed..which was over $900 million. 3 people won it the following week when it surpassed $1billion. That or when the saints win the superbowl before the season starts..they were huge under dogs to get there...and win. Basically clean house at Vegas
>>710124531
suck your friends dick as often as you can
stay with the blonde one
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just beat the shit out of him.
Your parents are worthless, you have to fight for yourself. Learn how to be a student by yourself. Learn how to socialize by yourself. All the other kids have normal lives and at least partially functional families, so you have to fight for yourself. It's gonna suck having nobody to look out for you but do your best.
>>710144350
let's be honest, who here with a time machine at their disposal hasn't fucked their daughter and then been at home to hug and console and convince her not to go to the police when she comes in with her clothes all ragged and torn and her tender body so bruised?
>>710144775
I've read everyone's stupid shit. Mine is by far the most logical. How dumb are you cunts?
>>710143217
good childhood?
kill yourself
play cs1.6 never stop !
play foot never stop !
play music never stop !
buy bitcoin
Fuck school
>>710145585
never stop until a bunch of albanian brazilian faggots with wallhack play every server
Stay away from girls with depression, daddy issues ect because they will drive you literally to insanity, nearly to the point of suicide
staart making videos sooner
and buy shitcoins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rMNPaNThYM
>>710124531
Nothing,
Life might not be perfect but it's about as close as I think is possible.
Don't want to fuck things up by changing something.
Shit happens but since I've come through the other side I'm married, have a nice house and a decent (secure, stable, and interesting) job.
>>710124531
ignore that phonecall and jump off that balcony in vietnam
>>710126927
For real. There's better pussy out there
>>710124531
Buy Apple stock.
>>710127538
Gohan?
don't bother with spending your money on music until you buy a pc, it's all too expensive and the formats keep changing, wait!
check it out, you were right! im totally from the future. just as expected
move to colorado and start growing weed
>>710135707
THIS.
Dont ever date a girl namned evelina. She will fuck up your life so hard.
the winning Powerball numbers for January 9, 2016, are 16 19 32 34 57 13*
four years from now in a pub car park at midnight, two 13 year old girls will put their hands in your pants and ask if they can give you a blowjob together
your natural instinct will be to force them away as you will still be thinking that growing up with one girlfriend and a love that lasts forever is possible and your true fate
you're a fucking idiot
let them suck you off and fuck them both in the ass
>>710124531
Just fucking fuck them. So many missed opportunities to fuck during your highschool years.
also learn an instrument or a language or something so you're boss by 15
>>710124531
Yo that bitch you fall in semi-love with in about 2-3 years? Go for it, fuck her and all that shit.
Do it because otherwise you will pass the chance only to meet up with her 4 years later and fall in love, move in together and trusting her while she cheats only to leave you at the age of 26 now that the good years have been wasted.
So go for it. Fuck it all up in some amateur teenage relationship and save yourself.
>>710146738
>your natural instinct will be to force them away
what the fuck is wrong with you
I'll keep it simple, play more music and stop playing vidja.
[spoiler] ask her out [/spoiler]
>>710146995
i was young and dumb
that said, everyone i hung out with at that age now has AIDS or is in jail and on crack so maybe it wasn't the worst of choices
>>710146691
Cali knows. Still bummed out by that one. thanks anon
>>710147286
you ended up with no qts sucking your dick. You made the wrong choice.
Fuck bitches, get paid.
In a couple years you will have a friend who's girlfriend works at an animal clinic. Use her to obtain a bottle of Euthasol and a syringe. Once you have it, go to Area B, not the Fort because everyone will look for you there. Fill the entire syringe and inject all of it directly into your vein. You shouldn't be found for at least a couple weeks after it's done so it will be okay. This is how you save us and everyone we know.
