hey /b/.
femanon here. been here a few times before
I want to answer any questions you (mostly male) channers have for a woman.
No, I don't want attention, just here to be friendly.
No nudes. Don't ask.
If you hatefuck me off the board I will leave - I am here to give female perspective on questions. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.
I also may bail if the captcha annoys the shit out of me.
Thanks!
>>710993162
Ok ok.
What's the chances of a girl cheating on her man?
Notably, also here to do kind things like compliment you, make signs, and etc.
Here to give love on a loveless website. It's okay to hate me for it.
>>710993162
How many guys have you slept with?
>>710993162
ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!
-OP
>>710993162
>not posting nudes
>implying we don't get mad pussy
>knowing you are not wanted and are still here
>not using legacy captcha
lol you wild
>>710993162
Would you rather blow dick ir eat ass?
>>710993162
You look kind of young, should you be here?
Can you show your feet?
it's not nude
>>710993162
Exactly how I imagined a female btard to look like. Awkward, riddled with freckles and pasty. In other words my fantasy
>>710993162
Why do my spaghettios keep making lightning?
>>710993296
That's a very vague question, as it doesn't really depend on gender so much as person? If I had a partner I'd be committed unless they wanted a third party, yet I have ex friends who have cheated (ex, for that reason).
However you also hear a lot about men having 'side girls' etc.
I personally would not cheat - if I was interested in someone else I'd talk to my partner about it and we'd resolve it or break up. I don't get why people cheat, it's a stupid inability to communicate or confront the truth.
Thankyou, hope I answered your question. x
>>710993162
1. How often and how do you like to masturbate?
2. What's the kinkiest thing you've done?
>>710993162
Either it's September again, or your foreign AND from the future.
>>710993162
>No nudes
>I don't want attention
>here to be friendly
choose one
>>710993162
>capatcha says 9/11
its the 8/11
post your dildos and kinky outfits
>>710993162
Why do women usually like being dominated?
>>710993432
I was roofied last year, so someone had sex with me but I was not conscious. Otherwise, nobody. I don't see how this is relevant to helping you guys, but it's an honest answer.
>>710993554
Goddamn footfags are seriously fucking retarded. Do any of you know how to talk about your fetish without sounding like Forrest Gump on acid?
>>710993162
U aussie?
>>710993162
how often do you masturbate?
Tits or GTFO
>>710993637
>>710993582
>>710993554
>inb4 samefag
also, how can someone find feet "sexy"? they're gross imo
>>710993162
The Rules: Tits OGTFO
>>710993514
Depends how clean the person is. If you're assuming I'm with a man I'd have to say a dirty penis would make me less sick than a dirty asshole.
how do you not know the rules yet?
>>710993162
HHHHEEEEEYYY!!!
U forget the fucking rules, ya cunt?
TITS! or G.T.FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK. OUT!!!
Daft cunt!
>>710993724
So is an anus
>>710993525
22 years old.
>>710993569
Thanks, i like a girl who is actually is good rather then these sluts that fill the air we breath.
Have a good night femanon.
>>710993768
Show sack
>>710993162
Tits or gtfo
>>710993659
What did we learn OP?
Don't fucking drink alcohol with a bunch of strangers or new friends.
jesus fuck, at first yeah, it wasnt the woman's fault, but now its getting ridiculous, girls getting krunk left and right, jesus fuck, you're literally asking for it
im thinking of making a sammich should i go with ham or turkey.
>>710993568
Because you have a spoon in there
Put a child in instead, much better result
>>710993162
How do you make a girl fall for you?
>>710993821
Kys
>>710993808
With you on that one
unless its 100% clean its disgusting, shit comes out of it ffs
I got a legit one why do women say it's so easy to get women?
OP you're a faggot.
>>710993589
Underrated
Fake as fuck OP. Fake or stupid, so either way lost my attention. Bring your A game or your tits.
>>710993162
Give me 1 reason why should women vote you filthy 3D
>>710993162
Not looking for attention in an AMA......right. BS!
It is still TITS OR GTFO at the mention of FEMANON.
Tits or GTFO.....
>>710993974
Who gives a fuck about your attention deficit niggerfaggot
>>710993854
Hey- fuck you, you fucking twat. There are rules here: abide or fuck off.
>>710993724
How are feet gross?
They are even cleaner than your hands.
>>710993162
tits or gtfo
>>710993894
Fucking fat loner.
>>710993582
1. Lewd...once every few days. Depends who I'm thinking about. And if I marathon or just go once and then sleep.
2. I mistakenly was with a man who liked asphyxiation who did not appreciate my safeword, and in turn choked me until I was unconscious and wet myself.
Not my personal kink, if that's what you're asking, but I imagine it's the danger/extreme kink /b/ wants to hear about.
>>710993162
Tits or GTFO
>>710994049
So u wont take the request, then u must be a gigantic insecure faggot
>>710993582
1. Lewd...once every few days. Depends who I'm thinking about. And if I marathon or just go once and then sleep.
2. I mistakenly was with a man who liked asphyxiation who did not appreciate my safeword, and in turn choked me until I was unconscious and wet myself.
Not my personal kink, if that's what you're asking, but I imagine it's the danger/extreme kink /b/ wants to hear about. >>710993589
>>710993162
What's with all the pathetic neckbeards in here actually giving this cunt attention. The footfags are better than you scum.
Your name isn't Kaitlyn Bolle or anything like that now is it?
>>710993630
I live in Australia
>2016
>No tits
>No one demanding tits, shoe on head, and sharpie in pooper
Fucking white knights
>>710994072
Far from it you little cuck ass faggot. "The slots that share the air we breathe", Fuck off with your Sharia Law Muhammad.
>>710994199
Someone knows how to reverse google search
>>710994133
It is fucking November!! How can it still be this fucking summer in here. Rules gentlemen. We have them for a reason.
>>710994072
Go white knight somewhere else
>>710994074
What the fuck? I thought you said you never had sex with anyone but roofiemeister
tits or gtfo, also this: >>710994234
>>710994234
>9gag watermark
>memeful.com watermark
>dead meme
this is bait.
>>710993162
Tits or gtfo
>>710993657
Can't say for all women, but personally it's because I'm very small so naturally a larger being compliments my size as much as I compliment theirs. My weakness compliments their strength.
I'm pretty stubborn so the only situation where I surrender is when I'm forced to - when I'm pinned and really can't wrestle or growl or fight my way away. I suppose it is the joy of being disarmed when you think you can win.
>>710994250
>>710994299
Samfag.
Fuck off cunt. I ain't no whiteknight, the bight can die for all i care. I was just getting a girls point of view on a subject.
So curl up and suck your own dick you fucking piece of arab shit
>>710993162
Cute redhead/10
Fuck this. Sage goes in all fields.
jail/bait
>>710994461
Nice try white knight, die already.
>>710993865
I went out with a person I'd known online for over a year, to a convention, we both wanted to have sex, they collected the beer for me.
They had no reason to roofie me - we both wanted it.
I don't accept drinks from strangers, I don't leave my drinks alone - I chug before I piss. I'm not stupid. I knew someone for a year, we had ideas to have sex, I met them, I was drugged by another party. The people I was with had nothing to do with the situation.
>>710993162
>>710993407
Feeling like an absolute bitch for asking this but can I ask for a sign?
>>710993875
if you have Kewpie that is really nice with Ham.
>>710993162
Hey OP, I'm a femanon too. I thought about making a similar thread the other day but didn't have the patience lol. You're pretty cool though :)
>>710994461
Nice try Syrian neckbeard. You're likely a White Knight faggot posting from Sweden. Choke on a goats cock
>>710993934
I second this for an answer
>>710994658
You as well ? :OOOO
I am femanon too !
Who /female/ here ? :))
>>710994583
>>710993884
That is such a hard question depending on what she likes. If I'm frank - do your best to work out and be physically appealing, but also be real with yourself. There's a natural attraction to fit men, but there's also (despite what the internet says) a hatred towards douchebags. Be you, be real, but be the best you you can be.
>>710994741
everyone
>>710993162
You is ugly, you don't have female perspective. Only cute gals have that right, you ugly bitch
>>710994791
kek
>>710993162
How come girls don't mind if I tell them I'm seeing other girls? In fact they seem to like it.
>>710993162
Why do girls insist on leaving the seat down all the time?
>>710994658
HOW TO PRETEND TO BE A FEMANON
>use smilies
>Assume most of us are stupid faggots
>No possible profit
Fuck off
>>710994701
See >>710994743
>>710994595
Go for it, what would you like me to write? Maybe respond with signfag so I know it's you!~
just leave ugly whore
>>710994658
You're lovely! I try to be kind, /b/ is a hateful place to women who don't wanna show tits and just be nice. It seems like a perpetual cycle of men who can't talk to women but when one appears, they get even madder.
>>710993162
>picture 278
saved pic from another thread
>9/11/16
today is the 8th dumbass
>femanon here
>implying you're not just an ugly trap
2/10 made me reply
newfag here. what's a sign?
>>710994746
Hi I am cool Indian guy :) what is cool movie of your favorit you seen?
>>710994901
Just my name, I guess, Ivan.
I don't really want to show my face or anything, sorry ;;;;;;
>>710994844
Depends what kind of women you're with. You must have very flexible, polygamous-type women. Most of us are jealous insane monsters.
>>710994658
>>710994741
Tits or gtfo applies to you as well
>>710994881
Welp you're probably right. I did timestamp the other day though in a Steam beg thread, idk if any of you were there. Ended up with the whole thread cheering for me to get 777777 sextuplets. Name's Emma.
>>710993162
What should I say to make a girl fall in love with me? Also how do I apply to a dating profile?
>>710993162
do girls like their feet pampered and licked and stuff?
>>710994899
Triggered are we achmed? Keep dumping those gifs champ
>>710994876
personally I don't. I just spent 3 days at PAX in a male friend's hotel. I squatted.
if it's my house, please put the seat down. If it's yours, I will keep the seat up.
Respect the home owner. That is all.
>>710994746
Wow thanks for a bullshit response you liar. Good guys always seem to finish last.
>>710995027
I don't care to be honest.
>>710994972
Sign days you are a faggot
>>710993659
if that's true it must be a shocking experience and I admire that you seem to be a friendly person willing to help people in a shitplace as this one, although maybe we do need help most.
having said that; pls post your legs with sexy shoes or boots, my fetish
>>710993162
Thoughts on cuckolding? Would you enjoy that type of relationship?
>>710995013
Well most girls I fuck are crazies in one way or the other, so I guess there's that. Maybe because I'm clear that I only do casual stuff they are more at ease because I won't fall in love and blow up their phone 10 times a day. idk
>>710995046
Bullshit like this makes me ashamed to have a foot fetish
I hope you don't mind you ugly attention whoring cunt but I used your ugly picture to troll /pol/
thanks again you CUNT
>>>/pol/96918490
>>710993162
Does size matter?
>>710994746
Ok so what about my thyroid being fucked? I can't gain weight or actually build any muscle. I feel like a skinny freak all the time. What can i do?
>>710995092
Learn some game faggot. You're not a good guy at all, just a jaded beta.
>>710994220
fucking normies...
>>710995004
1. It's not unnatural. It's a very difficult topic because it actually bases on the concept of sexual maturity and the age of childbearing. Can I really say anything here without being judged?
I think if both parties are sensible and of a close age it is not abuse, however hebephillia covers a variety of ages from the 'victim' to the 'perp' so it really depends on circumstance.
I think pedophillia and hebepfillia are sexual dispositions and are not problematic as long as they are not acted on upon a party that might take harm or be unaware of consequences.
2. Yes. A lot.
3. I like to help people. I want to bring some love to /b/. I'm also an alcoholic so I do stupid things.
>>710993659
greentext it noaw!
>>710995007
American Psycho
>>710993162
You like to get pounded in the ass?
>>710993162
DO NOT WANT. NO TITS GTFO U KNOW THE RULES.
FUCKING SAGE
>>710995244
kek
>>710995061
What's there to be triggered about faggot?
>>710993162
Tits or GTFO you dumb bitch
>>710995244
well crafted bait
>>710995046
Not OP but, I had a bf with a foot fetish. It was a little weird at first but I'm pretty much open to anything that doesn't get me sick. I cared about him, and making him happy, so I learned how to give footjobs and he would give me foot massages. Licking and sucking was fine too but it TICKLED SO MUCH so I usually ended up accidentally kicking him in the face.
It's really just all about what they're open to, and how much they care about what you want. But everything should be reciprocated obviously.
>>710993568
old and gay
>>710995244
>using /b/ timestamp on /pol/
>they fall for it anyways
are /pol/tards autistic?
>>710993162
weres the titz bruh
>>710995204
All girls I had liked it tho.
>>710995007
OH MY GOD MY RIBS MY FUCKING RIBS "I AM COOL INDIAN GUY"
GOD DAMMMM
>>710993162
ok, I'll bite
Given that you are on this cancerous shit means you have low self esteem and aren't too picky when it comes to guys, you're not looking for that guy who'll take you around the world, give you jewelry on all occasions and all that bullshit. You'll probably looking for some average guy (to match yourself) and live a generic life, but you'll be content because you get to live it with someone at least. Am I correct? whats your ideal guy? given you're a female of course, which is unlikely but worth a shot.
>kissless virgin here
>will at least get some idea so its worth asking
>>710995302
Go fuck your self white knight defender
>>710994942
>who can't talk to women
Talk for yourself.
Some of us dont want to talk to women at all.
You are useless cunts.
You cant love and you will leave after you saw more alpha male.
(This is evolutionary trait)
You are useless, there is nothing you can do better than male
You have less neuroplasticity
Your skin is thinner
you ARE more emotional
you are expensive and you are only distraction.
You can be replaced by some whore for 300€ and thats a lot cheaper than wife/GF.
here's a legit one how do you murder lots of people and get away with it?
>>710995577
eat the bodies
>this nigga
>>710995244
Actually laughing for once. Thanks anon. I really needed it.
>>710995553
>posting a rant about women being more emotional
Protip: if you can't lay a woman you're a loser
>>710993162
You have all these rules and you think they'll save you...
>>710994741
me too! genuinely, not like these other douchebags lmao
tits or gtfo it has been the rules for years now post em or fuck off
>>710995355
I'd love to get your insights on this more, honestly. If you're down for a wee chat, my kik is Bazel2000.
>>710995671
she's not going to fuck you
>>710995518
Hey motherfuckerr, don't get the cheeky one with me eh. I don't say the funny things motherfuckerr
>>710993854
Best bunch of fuckers ever
>>710995650
>You are useless cunts.
You cant love and you will leave after you saw more alpha male.
(This is evolutionary trait)
You are useless, there is nothing you can do better than male
You have less neuroplasticity
Your skin is thinner
you ARE more emotional
you are expensive and you are only distraction.
You can be replaced by some whore for 300€ and thats a lot cheaper than wife/GF.
>posting a rant about women being more emotional
>>710995729
Most genuine thing in this god forsaken thread
>>710995012
>>710995729
I get my dick wet via my wife, thanks. I'm genuinely curious to just talk. If you ever ventured off 4Chan, you'll see that people of the opposite sex can chat sometimes with no other agenda, neckbeard.
Now, you seem like a nice gal, but just the mention of an AMA by a female is not a free pass.
The reason why we have AMAs, is because of the people behind it. Your gender does not make you anymore significant than anyone else in this thread.
Maybe if something interesting happened to you today, where a story could be shared, or if you have an interesting profession, you'd get a pass.
But this doesn't seem to be the case.
tl:dr:
Tits, or get the fuck out.
>>710995892
>wife
how does it feel to be lonely in your own house kek
>>710994746
tbh this answer says a lot about you. I'm would consider myslef average looking and have an average body, still made it to get really looking girls. Having a good sense of humour and interesting conversation topics is the key. If the girl as the same sense of humour and your at least average looking, just have to be a bit flirty and you got her.
It's wrongly said girl don't like nice guys. My gf always said I was very nice and kind, what they don't like is a boring guy. So be that nice, interesting guy with a sense of humour.
>>710995032
be yourself. Unless you're autistic. Then please try to be normal. Dating websites are traps. Don't.
>>710994074
>Depends who I'm thinking about.
do you always think about someone in particular when you do ?
my girl says that when she does she just thinks of random mental images of abs and pecs. should i believe her ?
not that i care that much. i fap to other women too. just wanna know if she's full of it or not.
>>710995880
nudes now
>>710995012
Suck the barrel of a shotgun please, don't forget to pull the trigger
>>710995046
If they're into it.
>>710995892
you are a fucking retard
>>710995880
Thanks a lot that's very sweet of you <3
If you want a sign back I can do it but I'd rather do that on Kik or something, if you want.
>>710993162
>No nudes. Don't ask.
>>710993162
Shut up you fucking attention whore and gives us TITS
>>710995162
Not into cuck. I don't really understand it. I am concerned for the people who would rather watch sex than participate. If I met my perfect match and they liked it, I'd make it work though.
>>710995892
Tons of redhead pictures saved either means you don't have a wife or she doesn't want to fuck you so you're stuck beating it to your redhead folder.
Silly silly little faggot.
Has being a creature with tits benefited you at any stage in your short lifespan? Do you think you get a little 'more than needed' attention compared to your male counterparts in everyday scenarios?
bonus question: Can you survive equality?
Follow them cunt
>>710995994
wtf what kind of ppl say things like that
>>710995355
>2. Yes. A lot.
the kinkiest one?
>>710993162
Will you induce lactation and send me some milk?
>>710995246
haven't had sex. don't know. All I can say is by measuring I once e-dated a guy who's length would have gone all the way to my bellybutton. And this was not appealing, it was scary.
>>710994970
It's the 9th in most of Aus
OP, is it better being female? I know you can't answer this beyond speculation, since you've never been a male, but is it better, honestly, being a woman? Feel free to interpret this question however. Not really looking for "i have periods and can get preggers and people think i'm weaker" etc kind of superficial stuff, but beyond that, if that makes sense.
>>710995746
Shut the fuck up you dumb ass dothead. FUCK OFF THE THREAD. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU CURRY BOY, FUCK OFF!
>>710995880
Can you write something very odd, but nice?
It's my friend Nezzie's birthday. Can you do a quick Birthday sig?
>>710993162
Tits or gtfo
>>710995423
Dated a guy who made me put something in my bumhole. Now I want a cute tail. So no, never been pounded. But not closed off to the idea.
>doesn't want to show tits
>doesn't want to share nudes
>thinks we are interested in some shittychat with a randome bitch
>threatens us to leave if we don't beheave nicely
170 replies
What the fuck happened to /b/ ??
this bitch came over for like a week and we smoked pot and I ate her out a bunch but she wanted my dick, but every time I tried to talk to her about what happened she fained ignorance with the excuse I was high idk then she spread the rumor that me and my buddy raped her
WHaT DO? I got all these literal quere fags following me everywhere like the bitch cunts they is. im a fat attractive virgin alpha male neckbearded by these pricks cause I live in a nowhere wannabe city.
>>710993162
how the fuck do ou tell a girl you love her without sounding like an autistic faggot?
>>710995938
That's the cliche thing I've been trying for years.
>>710993664
topkek and agree
>>710996239
Society is becoming for feminized. Not saying that's a bad thing, nor am I saying it's good either. Idk, I guess we're going towards an all female human race eventally. It was fun while it lasted, /b/ros. Dicks out for Harambe :)
>>710995546
-dominant personality
-willing to experiment sexually
-patient with me being shy
-loves me
bout it
>>710996239
We are still bashing her for some nudes. Maybe we can get something.. if not we can just get the bitch off
>>710996321
more* not for
>>710993162
>>710996239
I know man. These fucking faggots are pathetic. I can't believe it honestly. It deeply saddens me. FUCK this.
>>710993162
Fuck off our board nobody cares about you nobody cares what you have to say if we wanted a female perspective we would ask the other 50 femanon that seemed to invade our site
stop posting on this useless thread thx faggots
OP you've made these threads before... Didn't you do it while shit faced drunk one time dumping a nude or two? Anyway my question is what do you think I should get for my girlfriend for Christmas. She made my birthday the other day special and I want to treat her but not sure how to do something romantic or of any value that she will appreciate
>>710995937
>it's not that girls don't like nice guys, it's just that they don't like boring guys.
Couldn't have put it better myself.
And if a girl is the most interesting thing in your life, why would she want to be a part of that life?
>>710995244
my nigga
>>710993563
This
YOU KNOW THE RULES, SO DO I!!
SHOW TITS ORT GET THE HELL OUT OF HER
YOU LITTLE SLUT!
>>710996440
Post it
in my day they used to say:
TITS OR GTFOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH
>this thread
Go outside and get drunk, come back and piss on your hands, then lick your fingers a shit on them
>>710995553
You seem pretty mad that you're literally just a sperm canon that can't manage to sink the ship
Neither sex is useless - we require eachother
So respectfully, grow up. I've charged you no money - however it seems you seem to NEED money to acquire women, in which case maybe your canon is more like water pistol.
I hope your aim is good. Bless your hateful spirit. A woman must have hurt you deeply.
>>710995244
top fucking kek
>>710996239
It's a shame that these faggots can't see that she's essentially attention-whoring, wether intentionally or not.
>>710996061
>>710996061
>>710995880
answer this cunt
>>710996501
you are new to this
>>710993162
i dont just come in here and make the rules ugly.
No one cares about what its likebto be a woman just show your tits and shove a marker up your ass slut.
>>710996523
femanon is too nice
im in love
>>710995244
>11
thanks man
>>710993162
How is your day going? You're cute :3
>>710996496
>C__Data_Users_DefApps_App
I know you
>>710996462
Rules are meant to be broken :3
>>710996633
Those numbers. Triple dubs
>>710996633
":3"
gtfo with your cancer
>>710993162
what do girls ultimately want out of tinder?
tits or SERIOUSLY GTFO
>>710996621
Anonymous 11/08/16(Tue)07:47:42 No.710996621
I know you
tits or gtfo
>>710995553
Who hurt you
>>710996633
:O C====3
:==3
:3
>>710993162
dont bother with TITS just GTFO
>>710993162
> 9/11
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>>710996782
cancer
>>710996765
fck gonna clean my harddisk and throw away my computer
>>710993569
Why don't you stop bullshitting people?
Instead of giving an objective answer you rather get across that you have a strong sense of morality. Even some loose stats based on your personal experience would be better.
>>710993162
alright.
I am a frenchfag, so trying to tell a girl you love her sounds autistic as fuck here because each word is taken more seriously.
is there some universal law that if you just stay "yourself" she will eventually come to you?
how do I even
>>710996061
Shoot! I didn't mean to avoid this question, just didn't see it.
Of course that is a normal thing - it has got me negative and positive attention.
I have been titshamed by fellow women for showing too much cleave, however I've also felt that perhaps if I unbuttoned a button or two on my shirt I might be more noticed by an employer.
Is this a real question?
Men like to see more tit.
Women hate eachother for exploiting this tit phase.
I hate other women who exploit their tiddies ie. Nigri (mostly because she destroys the costume concept for the sake of tits, but men love it)
However I am also inclined, if I like a man, to wear something that shows more cleave
It depends on the circumstance.
I'm a hypocrit in certain situations, unless you want to break it down.
This is /b/, we don't want to break it down.
So yes, my tits get me advantages, but I also hate that, and other women that do it.
>>710996690
Kay ^-^
>>710993162
tits or gtfo
>>710996450
>And if a girl is the most interesting thing in your life, why would she want to be a part of that life?
Deep, I never looked at it that way. I think you've just helped me realize how to not be such a faggot.
>>710996860
nique bien ta gran mere la pute
>9/11
>can easily mean Sept 11
>not even Nov 9 either
This time on "Baited"....
>>710996879
>>710996523
>A woman must have hurt you deeply.
At least you get one thing right.
You cunts hurt this whole planet every single day with your marxistic nature
Where you from?
>>710996599
I had a really bad day but I am really happy that I can help people here. Thanks!
>>710995355
I have a small drinking problem too.
Heading to the liquor store for a larger stash for election day.
>>710997021
You can help us with tits
>>710996733
Don't use it. I wouldn't know.
Sex with unreasonably hot douchebags? A girl died here recently for going home with a very attractive stranger.
Tinder is not a thing I think is safe.
>>710995880
>>710993162
You look tired/depressed. Why?
tits of gtfo until tits or it has to gtfo
WHERE THE FUCK IS SPIDERMAN ?
>>710996289
Not OP but advice other /b/tards have given me
If you aren't dating, don't tell her you love her or shit along the lines of "you mean everything to me" kinda sissy shit
Tell her you enjoy spending time with her and have you have fun when you are with her.
Then when you are dating for a while eventually you will either drift apart or will feel stronger feelings toward each other.
OP please confirm
>>710993162
fuck off you attention seeking piece of ugly ass.
sage goes in all fiels
>>710994114
>Asks to see someones sack
>Calls them a faggot.
>inb4 "I'm a girl"
>No girls on the internet
OP's timestamp is from September 11, 2016...
Plus never saw pussy, so pretty much closet trap lover confirmed posting.
Anyway, if this actually is woman, you are the most vapid and uninteresting person. If the onyl thing you can do to get attention from others is "HEY IM A WOMAN", than you are a shallow person, regardless of if you were a male or woman. You're just a piece of shit human being. Fuck you, OP.
>>710996851
I haven't been in a relationship where there's been an option of cheating - I was abused emotionally and physically so I was never looking to please anyone other than my partner.
I can't speak from experience of 'cheating', because the only relationship I've been in was one where I was manipulated to believe I was wrong in all aspects, even over being upset over physical abuse.
Women cheat. Men cheat.
I can't comment. I haven't been in a healthy relationship.
>hi /b/ ask me questions not looking for attention I'm a girl btw
Fuck off you attention seeking cunt. It's not our fault daddy never loved you. Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say. Post your tits or fuck off.
That's all we're in this thread for, cunt.
>>710997131
yeah, I already knew these stupid lines were ridiculous and awkward...
ok, here's another question, how to start dating her (I said "love" in a "date" way)
>>710996866
>I have been titshamed by fellow women for showing too much cleave
I get your point. Sounds something like my ex used to say. How old are you though?
And isn't showing too much cleave always welcomed? I don't mean by your peer women, I mean in general?
>didnt answer bonus question
can you show your cleave here?
>>710997021
I hope your day gets better, I know you want to help people around here but if you need to just have a chill talk, you shouldn't hesitate.
>>710996860
I've only ever confessed to the guys I like - never been confessed to. And the best thing to do in my experience is give the quote from Anchorman - "I wanna pitch something to you. I like you. If you don't like me, you can throw it right back. If you do, we can make things work".
Not word for word. But that kind of casuality where she feels safe in accepting or rejecting you seems best.
>>710996440
This. Answer both questions op. If this anon is true, please get more shitfaced for us ;)
>>710995092
*tips fedora*
>>710997298
you not gonna fuck her
TITS or GTFO
i know who you are, not trying to sound creepy and won't give your real id away but you used to live in glenelg, probably the ass guy you mentioned.
>>710997089
I am a chronic alcoholic with CPTSD (wow. what a tumblr term?) and anxiety problems. That is probably why.
Do you think i am sexy?
>>710997206
And yet you where a virgin other thab the rape you mentioned??
Explain.
>>710993162
born under the sign of ?
>>710993162
Has a guy ever played connect the dots on your face with thick ropes of ejaculate?
>>710997404
that OP? show some cleavage or bikini asap
>>710997129
>>710993568
Oldie but a goodie
>>710994234
this
thank god b is containing these idiots
>>710997140
>as though sage even works here at all anymore!
>>710997370
I couldn't care less.
>>710997522
I missed you my love
>wake up
>see thread
>vomit
TITS OR GTFO
>>710993162
Wrong date on timestamp, also tits or gtfo, only options.
>>710996985
chilicsgo
>>710993162
Do you ever come here to masturbate?
>>710997446
I'll explain.
OP is a man you fucking retards.
Timestamp is from 11th September.
>>710995280
Still awaiting response OP
/b/ has officially lost its balls today
white knight fags
>>710997531
Sage works, it doesn't bump the thread but thread has too many people for it to be effective. It's why I sage threads that are shit tier as soon as I see it if it has only a few responses
>>710997129
>>710997522
>>710997274
Be friendly, funny and a little flirty, but be yourself
When you get along pretty well ask her out for a drink or a coffee etc. Something chill. keep hanging out with her casually but still be kinda flirty. Try to start taking her on actual dates then after a few if you want to make it 'official' without sounding autistic do what I said before, say you enjoy spending time together and that you have fun with her and take it from there.
>>710997576
>>710997616
>Every country is the USA
/b/'s fall
>tranny threads
>furry threads
>cuck threads
>league of legends threads
>femanon puts a thread
>togtfo demands are falling
>shares on smielys are rising
What the fuck is happening here. Its so disgusting, it is even more feminist then the real world.
>>710993162
Love me
>>710993162
Alright OP I'll bite! Why do women feel more inclined to be with a known rapist/pedo because he's cute and "misunderstood" yet be repulsed by a guy just cuz he works as a mortician's assistant? I mean reaaly, am I that ghoulish?! I get paid pretty good and that fuckwad Dan is too "creative" to work. Plus I get all the free sex I want with my job....one of the perks. Shouldn't she be wanting me?
>>710996325
what about looks? surely they play some role in all this but they don't matter much if you're not a looker yourself, would you say you're picky?
6/10 with personality or 9/10 without?
>>710993162
the amount of actual replies. holly shit.
>I am here to give female perspective on questions
no. you are here seeking attention of what looks like the date of tomorrow but most likely an american format which means it's 2 months old picture.
now kindly. Get The Fuck Out
>>710997404
This is not me.
>>710997648
>tfw you sage a shit thread early enough it falls off the face of b
>>710997435
Why the CPTSD and why can't you stop drinking? Anxiety Problems will resolve with some time though, had the same.
>>710994223
So if it's already the 9th in Austria, tell us how the election turned out!
>>710993162
>>710997446
My ex had a skewed idea of what sex was meant to be like. That women had a g spot in their throat (tried to tonguefuck my mouth) and that the idea of thrusting inbetween my asscheeks, doggystyle, was okay.
But said me touching him was 'ticklish' and he disliked it.
aka. I dated a closet homosexual.
>>710993162
Get the fuck out roastie scum!
>>710997451
Capricorn.
This thread is depressing as fuck. Femanon ama w/ 300 replies and no tits with timestamp. This is god damn leddit.
>>710993162
Can women ever love a depressed guy?
TITS or GTFO
>>710997836
it's a trap!
>>710995280
Didn't see this, sorry.
Honestly the key to getting attention from what I can gather is making a huge social network, even with people you dislike. This makes you appear busy, which makes you more appealing.
Just make a lot of friends and potential sexual tension-partners and the more busy you are they more they will try to chase your attention.
Just don't ignore too hard, and don't be too desperate.
>>710993162
Just get the fuck out...no nudes. You are unwelcome here.
>>710993162
TITS or GTFO
you're not wanted unless tits
and you want attention, otherwise you would not make this tred - you're just rationalizing it
Bump limit.
Now 404 asap
And OP, piss off
I remember your from not so long ago
Just saying hi
>>710993162
fck off fggt
>>710995941
Unfortunately I am stuck on someone who dumped me who I find physically and emotionally perfect so yes.
However I don't tend to think about much more than my own physical sensations when I go at it. I'm a little timid - it feels like I am intruding to think of someone when I have private time.
I'm very shy and old fashioned in the sense of masturbation and pleasure.
Sharp as puddles. Shiny as bricks.
>>710997767
I love you.
>>710997784
Seems like you deal with fucking insane women.
I mean...all of us are stupid and mental, but the women you're talking about prefer criminals to you? Please move away from these titbag nutfuck insane women.
>>710995012
НЕШ ЈЕБАТ
>>710997919
Shilldawg wins by a vagina
>>710997836
ur gorgeous
>>710997836
which country do you live in?
>>710997435
mystic mac predicts its from sexual abuse by a relative/someone close to your family, distorting your views on sex and relationships. Close?
>>710997799
if he meets my kinks, and he accepts me, and is patient, and loves me, the rest is meaningless.
that being said - I've met a man who was a physical 10/10 to me and yes there's a draw
but not a want to settle if he's a fucktard.
>>710998364
women like men who give them tingles. nice guy beta faggots don't give them tingles, only cringe
This is all youre good for
>>710998430
Feminismland
>>710998374
Сука Блять
>>710997894
I've been with many abusive partners. I have a draw to the wrong kind of people and occasionally it leaves me on the shower floor vomitting thinking about them.
I have met a lot of the wrong people.
I drink to cope.
That's all.
>>710998430
i was guessing ausland
>>710994300
dis
>>710998014
if he is willing to get his act together yes
if you're going to drag her down then no
let her help you
You guys are literally the worst. This fucking girl just barged in here and rekt our #1 rule and most of you don't care cause you're fags that want a chance with a girl, and love pandering to them to make them feel good. We, of /b/, give no shits about feels unless we go into aforementined threads specifically for them, and if a girl waltzes in here, we say three ((technically six)). Little. Words.
Tits. Or. GTFO.
Now, are we gonna let some "femanon" take over, or are we gonna demands those titties?!
WHO'S WITH ME?!
>>710998432
yes
>>710997735
It's still the wrong date you fucking moron.
Today is the 8th.
>>710998645
How do you deal with loving someone that probably doesn't want you around anymore and abused you?
>>710998680
(yawn)
that shit is ancient history...
show us your man tits then GTFO yourself...
>>710998743
I'm the moron, yet I'm here on the 9th just doing my thing and you have yet to figure out the USA is essentially at the backend of world time.
>>710998596
There's one thing i don't get then. You are not the only girl like that, that is attracted to the "wrong" kind of guys.
But you know that, so why don't you give guys you are not attracted to immediately a chance? Or why don't you try to date someone like that?
>>710998759
I deal with it the completely wrong way. I stew. I check up on them. I miss them. I keep their souvenirs.
One time I did a hard block on someone I loved. I downloaded a program that blocked me from looking at their profiles.
And that was the most helpful thing, the fastest 'getting over you' period
but I still revert often and can't let go
please just remove them from everywhere. It helps more than you know even if it feels wrong.
>>710998690
If you also feel lonely/cut off from people, sometimes to the point where things don't seem real around you, that's all normal so you're not going crazy or anything.
You seeing a counselor or therapist?
There's some new studies that've found micro doses of MDMA combined with therapy has helped people almost completely lose cPTSD symptoms
>>710998912
That person already got me removed from everywhere. On my birthday I sent her a message but that was the last time. It's been what, 4 months or so now, and I still can't get over her. It sucks.
>>710998865
oh jesus, you really ARE another new zealander...
>>710998883
I've tried to engage with many 'nice guys' but the main component that deters me is they chase me way too hard.
Make it a tennis game - hit back and forward. If someone stops, they don't want to play.
Don't keep sending your (literal) balls over the net if she isn't hitting back.
The men I've fallen for are general ones I've had to push for, and the only healthy flirtations I've had are ones where there's been a nice balance of back and forward.
>>710999031
All of NZ and Aus are 9th atm, most of aus was when she posted
>>710998998
I see a psychologist semi regularly and take some medications
but i mostly self medicate with alcohol.
You are really kind for listening to me.
I am actually here to help you though.
OP HERE, Going to pee. Feeling kinda sad so I might head off for the night.
thanks for the support, hope I helped you guys out, thanks for not hating me off so violently like past experiences.
Be well, goodnight. x
>>710998851
Nah
I'll stay here and berate the attention whore, thanks
>>710999211
okay, bye...
