hey :)
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
hey :)
anyone want to talk?
>>711369269
you know the rules. Tits or gtfo
>>711369169
ugly duckling detected. Not done yet, give it another 5 years
>>711369327
Would still fuck.
>>711369301
im sorry but i dont do those kinds of things... all i want is to talk, i heard this website was a good place to make friends?
>>711369169
TImestamp goddamn you.
>>711369269
dont forget the timestamp either
skype?
>>711369169
/b is about to fall in love with this "less-likely-to-friendzone-me" looking broad
I don't want to be rude but you shouldn't have posted this
>>711369449
YOU HEARD WRONG, FUCCO. TITS OR GTFO
>>711369518
SHOW UNDERAGE TITTIES
>>711369169
How old are you omfg ?
>>711369169
gr9 b9 m10
>>711369169
Brush your yellow teeth you fucking degenerate.
is this original?
my god why am i asking this
i love playing with filters... they are fun!
>>711369733
op is britfag
>>711369733
brushing won't help there. need new ones.
>>711369582
why not?
>>711369582
Why not
I'm pretty sure it's a trans. MtF. 200% sure. He has a dude's face.
>>711369169
maybe i'd fuck you in the 1500's but meh
>>711369269
How are you
TITS
OR
i got a new hoodie! yay! its really warm and comfy :)
GTFO
>>711369169
tell us how was your day
>>711369994
im good thank you for asking. I am abit sleepy at the moment though...
>>711369751
>I love playing with filters...they are fun!
You got more than you bargained for when you came here OP
>>711370046
>>>/soc/ you'll find better results there.
im blind and i can still tell its a dude
>>711370164
would still fuck
>>711369169
ask anything, i'm bored here too.
timestamp.
>>711369269
skype?
i havent introduced myself.... my name is laura :)
>>711370124
Yeah me too I only got 2 hours of sleep
>>711370303
Hello laura, Tits or GTFO
>>711370303
And you're a half landwhale.
Just post a time-stamp, or else youre a man
let me assure you that i am a girl... i know i may not be the prettiest.. or the smartest but i have been told i am friendly... maybe i should go to another website instead, i dont like mean comments :(
>>711369518
timrestamp needed
Laura can you show us your daily hair routine plis
>>711370303
(micro)penis with timestamp or go back to /gay/
>>711370303
Hello Laura. Meet /b/
>>711370338
two hoursof sleep? that is not very good for your mental health, you need to sleep more...
>>711370512
>>>/r/eddit fuck off ugly cunt
>>711370534
did you mean hair comb
>>711370534
i dont have a routine... i normally brush it in the monring, occasionally wash it when i need to but i dont have a routine, why is that? :)
>>711370303
lets chat on skype laura
>>711370126
Nah, you're just retarded.
my name is Laureen.
hajimemashite
OP you look cute and I would love to bang you.
can you show tits?
>>711370512
is there somewhere we can talk in private I want to get to know you you seem nice
d'you like my doggy doggo?
>>711370759
here you go, anon.
this is what my hair looks like on a bad day, i like funny, haha :)
>>711370759
you ameritards still use "bang" to mean "have sex"? wtf
>>711370691
You look pretty
>>711370862
You look really cute
>>711370790
thats a very cute dog you have there! you look very happy in that photo :)
>>711370862
Get ready to become a meme xoxoxoxo <3
Its fun to make fun of your face
another pic with my lovely puppy
>>711370905
brit gonna brit
>>711370840
thanks
>>711370303
Well, She is cute
>>711370862
I would not touch you with a finger and thats definetly a bad thing my girl.kys or try to be a good little hoe at least. your already ugly at least be fun if you want a chance in this life.
post pussy now im your pimp slut.
>>711370862
Do you really, really like funny?
>>711370862
why does this pic miss those warts near your mouth?
why do you use your brother's glasses?
why are you in the kitchen instead of your room?
>>711371000
You would be so lucky to have someone like her in your life
>>711371003
skype?
>>711370975
thank you, i dont like he way i look if i am honest, i always compare myself to more prettier girls and it makes me sad, your comments has made me smile alot, thank your for cheering me up :)
>>711370862
Your Facebook profile?
Spread your ass and post it
>>711371200
can't talk/video, family is already sleeping, it's 11pm here
>>711371281
why did you switch room?
why did you comb your hair?
>>711370862
1280x960 -- perfect to use as Desktop pic!!
thank you four chan for cheering me up. My depression and anxiety leaves me feeling low but some of these posts have made me laugh, i will deffinitly come here again :) i would love to see what you people look like....
>>711370303
Hello Laura...Nobody wants to fucking talk to you you underage piece of trash.
I don't even want to see your pathetic tits, just GTFO
>>711371281
Anytime sweetheart you have a beautiful soul and a kind heart that will get you much further in life than looks
>>711370862
Please, let me orbit around you. Be my oneitis.
>>711371347
hey! why are you pretending to be me? i did not post this comment, how do i delete it??
>>711370862
tell me you aren't the fag Chad who is taking his revenge because dumped by her.
anyone?
>>711371478
u wan b mi girlfriend girl?
as you can see, I smoke, that makes me instantly cool. Haha lol ;)
>>711371498
underage? are there limitations on this website? i am 20 years of age, i think i am allowed on this website but i am not sure...
>>711371281
You only need a bit of makeup, keep it natural. Maybe you could change your glasses mount too.
>>711370862
I think I just fell in love
>>711371343
here you go!!
>>711371620
I'm not you !!
>>711371676
i have had one boyfriend, but he left me a couple of months ago. It is ok, decided to tal to another friend and a month later i now have a new boyfriend. life is good :)
>>711371747
nope -- it makes you instantly smelling badly
brush your teeth and youd be a 5
>>711369169
Hey, troll Delilah. How's the weather in New York city?
>>711371931
erm... did you ever kissed him?
>>711371281
I want to be friends with you but I don't know how to contact you outside this website
>>711369169
pls be my ai gf
>>711371776
shut up and wait in line, faggot!
>>711372045
i did kiss him, yes....
sigh!
>>711372146
NOOOOOO!!!!
why, why, WHY?!???!??
you kissed a faggot who dumped you!!!! WHY!!!!!!???!??1!!!
post your feet please ma'am
>>711372065
where do you live? wouldnt it be amusing if we lived close by! haha! :)
>>711370862
Pretty cute indeed. Would date.
>>711372270
i did love him but he changed... he was very nice at first, but then he became confident and didnt pay attention to me which made me sad :(
>>711370862
Sniff, sob!! I think you would never accept a 48 year old neet.
>>711372343
I'm from Australia
>>711371178
i do not have a brother, i only have a sister...
>>711370862
your actual age?
>>711372573
that is a shame... i live in the united kingdom, its a very nice place :)
>>711372482
good boy! fancy something sweet?
>>711372612
i am 20 years old. i have already answerd this question....
>>711372465
I never kissed a girl.
They don't like manlets.
>>711372707
Do you have snapchat
>>711372844
cheer up, i am sure that God has made a girl just for you :) i pray that you will find her soon!
>>711372978
Actually I'm going to become a priest.
Believe me, a girlfriend would be a total hindrance.
>>711372933
i do, but i only use it to talk with friends that i know in the real world. If you would like to post pictures you can do it in this thread. would you like me to take some more pictures?
>>711372707
I'm in England, where you at?
>>711371281
Friends have been made.
>>711372795
post your feet please ma'am
>>711373107
aslong as you are happy that is all that matters. i wish you the best of luck! :)
>>711373139
Australia - i have already answerd this question....
>>711371281
Your teeth are beyond fucked, you also look like a fat 15 year old tranny.
>>711373332
faggot detected
>>711373138
I've never posted pictures of myself on here but here I go
You are cute
why are people copying me? i dont like this, can you please stop? if this continues i will be start posting with pictures so you know that it is me, laura...
>>711373434
eww gross creepy stinking, and somewhat nigger inside
>>711373459
Laura is an Italian name!
>>711373218
Thats the freshly fucked fox look. I like.
post your feet please ma'am
>>711373139
i used to live in england but a couple of years ago i moved to wales.... its a nice place but i do miss my old friends and family :(
>>711373459
I totally fell for the bait
plum from mario golf hentai rule 34 porn is the best!I masterbate and cum to it all the time! we need more of it.Search rule 34 Plum Mario golf. Plum cums with my tongue up her bum. Gyf
>>711373653
ouch!! kinda ugly without glasses
>>711373516
Wtf
>>711373620
i have never had "sex" so i would not know... i did some stuff with my last boyfriend but now i feel bad about it.... i wish i had waited until marriage like my mother had told me :(
>>711373755
I wouldn't say she's less without them, but she does look better with them on.
you remind me of my friend anna..
>>711373415
Yes, I am a faggot for not being attracted to a borderline animal
>>711370303
Am I the only one who thinks she looks quite a bit like Chris Chan?
>>711373912
especially when has uncombed hair
>>711373653
You are really cute
>>711371281
Holy Fuck! Look at the grill on that gril.
>>711374048
anna? tell me more about your friend, i bet she is really nice to talk to:)
>>711373653
you're quite a bit masculine without glasses.
all those orbiters replying to you are gay "trap"-addicts
Selfie time come on faggots don't be shy
>>711374078
The ''borderline animal'' made my night mate.
>>711369169
Hey, how's it hanging? Oh yeah and i know you're a guy so asking for tits disturbing.
>>711370862
totally 10/10.
Would definitely date.
>>711369169
Tesco shopper detected
>>711374300
rate my cock
>>711369169
We have tits or gtfo for a reason here on /b/. You see, 4chan thrives off annonymity, and all users sharing the same collective, faceless identity of 'anon'. However, when anon posts an image with the implication of being in the picture, they are no longer anon, but an individual. In the case of girls, this also opens up the door for attention whoring, as, since we all know, /b/ros are endlessly thirsty. Thus, if a women posts her pictures for and it's not an inquire about a tatoo or other topic where their physicality is relevant, it should be for the sole purpose of showing off her body sexually, otherwise she's just essentially a tease since all the /b/ros she's drawing to her thread are thirsty ass niggas expecting her to deliver, something she's probably aware of and actively taking advantage of. If you don't like this, you're free to take your ass over to the degeneracy of /soc/.
TL;DR: TIMMESTAMPED TITTIES OR GTFO
>>711374300
You mean try to get her attention?
thank you for being nice to me. Can i ask you people a questin? its about boyfriends... (i am not very..."experienced" with those kinds of interactions...)
You're fucking a qt, how old?
>>711374460
looks cute
8/10
>>711373218
Most attractive pic yet.
>>711374490
already posted tits here: >>711370840
Is it really ok to ask her for that? She said she regret what she did with her exboyfriend..
You look like a girl I saw the other day somewhere. Haha, pretty interesting anecdote, don't you think :))))
>>711374548
>>711374460
Hhnngg
>>711374490
>TLLLL;DRRRRR: TIMMMMMMESTAMMPEDE TITTIESSSSS ORRRRR GTTTTTTFO
>>711374548
What do you wanna know?
>>711374614
maybe you did see me, where in the world do you live?
SHOW FEET
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What the fuck are you all doing here?
>>711374751
let her be, theres no need to post tits
>>711374662
is it that when my ex left me, i didnt feel too bad about it...? also.. is it bad that i moved on quickly? i left my ex boyfriend in july... and started dating my new boyfriend at the end of august when i realised i had feelings for him....
>>711374548
Don't rush into anything just let it happen naturally if it happens it happens
>>711374716
I wonder how do her feet smell like hnnnnggggg
>>711374865
thank you for helping me, there appears to be alot of rude people in this message, i dont like it :(
>>711371747
>>711372381
Its a male... >>711374865
Fuck yiu white knight faggot
>>711374548
a "boyfriend" is a guy that wants to have sex. maybe he could even say "I love you" a number of times to get free access to your bodily sexual equipment (the "stuff" you told before, plus extras, depending on how much porn he watched and how many hours he spent bragging with his friends about your Sexual Performances).
a "friend" is a guy who likes you but is not as retarded as a "boyfriend".
>>711374889
No, it's normal. You're still young. Most young people don't know what they truly want, so don't feel bad about it.
jst came here. tits or gtfo bitch. over
>>711374967
Then don't fucking come to 4chan for a pleasant experience
>>711374974
>Its a male...
then "TIMESTAMPED PENIS or gtfo"
>>711374976
i did love my first boyfriend but he changed.... it was only when i left him did i realise my true feelings about not being happy with him. i did love hime but my new boyfriend has shown me what real love is....
Sweetie, you came to 4chins and /b/ of all places.
>>711369169
Ugly people prove that there is no god. At least there is no good god that is.
>>711371472
>1280x960
faggot what is this 1995
>>711375151
Hows your relationship?
>>711374974
your sarcasm detector is broken famalandu
>>711375151
>but he changed...
what? his penis was shortened to barely 3 inches?
>>711375158
i was told by a very close frined that this was a website for making new friends online... i hope he was not lying to me :(
>>711371281
Dem teeth are adorbs
>>711374660
>TTL;DRRRRRRRRRRRRR: TIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESTAMMPED TITTTTTTTTTTTIESSSSS ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGTTTTTTFOOOOOOOO
I would have made this crucial point so much longer to emphasise this important issue, motherfucking system thinks I'm spam, hat to trim, shame on you 4chan. Also, why the hell is the captcha so obsessed with store fronts?
>>711375311
compliments! domo arigatou!!
you were *RICKROLLED* !!!
>>711375311
Nice dubs, yeah your friend was right but /b/ is probably a bit much for you at this stage.
>>711375263
the one i am in now is very good... the one bad part is that my new and old boyfriend study in the same place...
OP, can you post a pic while you pick your nose?
>>711375311
It would be very hard but I guess it would be possible but if you want to keep in contact with anyone it would be hard giving out your social media information without a lot of other people spamming you
>>711375311
This is the worst place to meet people. this is a site for crude jokes, dark humoui, porn, talking about games. You would hardly find anyone nice, but you did find 3 like that.
>>711375463
eww gross you guys are too rude!
We're all degenerates on here, OP
>>711375519
but I love games & toys! I always play with my Barbie doll !!
>>711375302
no... he said i made him feel like a carer.... i know my mental health is not perfect but i do try my best to help those around me... i did tell him i loved him a few days after we met... i feel silly about that...
>>711375463
That's fucking great
>>711374490
Well said /b/ro
>>711375625
what mental issues do you have?
This is gettin dead fampais, wonder if there's an eliza bread going
you are marked for the whole eternity
good luck
>>711375610
this post is not me, i do wish people would stop trying to mess this message up, it is starting to annoy me now...
this post is not me !!
>>711375722
Checked
>>711373434
There's a good reason you ugly faggot. /b/ isn't for people like you
>>711375463
That... That's tantalizing
>>711375703
i suffer from depression and anxiety.... i started to hear voices when i was very young and i did think that these was normal. but i asked my mum why the voices went bad one day and she said "laura... what vices?" and thats when things got really bad for me... reently i have decided t help out at mental health charities to raise awareness... this is the first thing i tell people when i meet them so they do not get scared of being friends with me....
How many friends you got till now?
>>711375311
He said as a joke, 4chan is place for dark humor. awfull jokes, sad stories about oneself, porn and talking aboyt game. You hardly would make a friend, this place is know as the cancer of the internet.
>>711373911
Some stuff?
Also post kik?
>>711375958
I also used to hear voices.
Then turned off the radio set.
>>711375980
i didnt not have many friends when i was little because i was home schooled... my mum and my dog were my best friends by=ut my dog passed away last year, i do miss her alot....
>>711370303
hi laura do you have down syndrome?
>>711376061
what's kik ?
Yehh poast kik
>>711376032
Hey Douglas, did you know that if you were less edgy you'd have more friends and even a girlfriend?
>>711376108
no... i am normal but i do have mental illness... i am getting better though so that is good :)
post skype
>>711369169
Madre de mio, am i the only one who want to
scrape the shit from her teeth ?
>>711375957
The picture that is, not the request, you're a fucking sicko m8.
>>711376108
>>711375311
You upload pictures of yourself here, which was risky, but you didnt upload nudes so you would be okay just dont do it again, or at least not showing your face.
I love black dick you fucking racist sexist homophobic faggots can lick my asshole while I suck a big black one
Is this 4chan punishing us for eliza?
>>711376257
there comes mr. Colgate Fresh Breath
>>711376299
translates as:
>internet is full of nude&porn, but I always feel I need to ask for some more to random strangers
>>711376299
Checked
>>711376087
sometimes i wish it was that easy to make them go away... the worst part is the nightmares i have, i think they might have gotten in the way of my past relationship... i wish it could all stop but i have to live with this on a daily basis....
>>711376087
e d g e y
>>711376225
Hey I also got mental stuff, I got asperger, but people hardly notice it. What do you have? Social anxiety?
>>711376477
Check'd
Leave my country OP. You've brought shame on us all.
