anon,
share something interesting about you and/or your life.
Jokes on you, faggot
I don't have a life.
I am a GOD TIER White/Arab mix race.
I can get all the pussy I want but Allah is life.
Training to become a plastic surgeon. I fukken love my job.
ive been married for 10 years and cheated on my wife over 100 times and still havent been caught
I'm related to Paul Revere. Sometimes I try to keep that in mind when I fap to something degenerate
>>712290260
sometimes I forget to floss
>>712290552
Your mother was the white one, right?
i think people that don't identify with their actual gender has a mental illness. sand niggers are grotesque
I manage a psychic.
>>712290878
>Why would psychics need management when they always know whats going to happen
>>712290878
Do you fuck her? If not, you should.
Tell her "I'm a psychic too...because I know you wantin' this dick"
>>712291027
psychic does not mean omniscient.
and even if it did, do you still want to design your own ads, design your own website, do the accounting, taxes, and meetings?
>>712291188
HE is 75 years old
>>712290260
Anytime I bend my thumb backwards people instantly get disgusted by me and never talk to me again...
I'm in a relationship with another /b/tard
dedicating my life to data exploration
>>712291313
>replying to Jaden's bait
i have sinsethesia
>>712290260
>Took the "letal" dose of Dextrometorphan 3 days ago
>Drive totally high to my mother's house
>Get her up at 4am
>Cry in the floor
Must i commit a suicide ?
>>712290260
I self taught myself guitar for 8 years and also drums and bass
>>712291625
yes an hero
>>712291606
me too, mostly with numbers
>>712291692
i can see music and taste colors
>>712290260
Lived in Shanghai for 4 years, was pretty dope. Instant ice breaker on any second talk
i drank a liter of vodka and nearly died
>>712291625
Just get some therapy
Gonna have a threesome pretty soon. Shits gonna be weird, but I've always wanted to spitroast a girl so I'm excited. No ass play so no DP. That sucks tho.
>>712291313
Well then you should fuck HIM. Better, faggot?
>>712291762
music give me such feels tho
>>712291772
did u saw any crazy low budget tech store full of gameboys?
I keep bees and make my own honey.
>>712291904
cool, i actually see the music playing as birght lights. i have playlist with songs that make the trip worth
>>712292048
Nice, man. I like that
Teaching myself a foreign language while simultaneously pursuing a doctoral degree and working full time
>>712291515
>tfw no more tumblr gf
>>712292048
my dad does the same thing. honey is really good and natural
>>712290260
Sauce/name???
>>712292048
Used to play wow on bdf?
i brew my own beer
irish red :)
>>712292173
some tumblr girls are hot as fuck the ones that use the site for cute pics and quotes
>>712292233
its pawn shop porn parody search it on xvideos
>>712292048
15 lbs of honey
6 gallons of water
1 package of champagne yeast
3-4 weeks fermenting
you'll have a really nice dry mead. about 10-12% abv. :)
>>712292298
I know right?!
It was fun while it lasted
>>712291906
Yeah, shitton of dvd, cd, games all shit quality but cheap as fuck. Neighbourhoods you would expect to only find garbage since the houses were made of it suddenly 1000 dvds
From Australia. 27 dating a 17yo. Make $920 a week after tax. Own 3 cars. Very respected in my community. Have a son who's 10yo
I am the only living being on earth. Your other only exists in my imagination
>>712292547
Stopped reading at Australia. You koala bear raping cunt.
I'm currently plotting to break someone's knee caps with a steel bar and get away with it.
>>712292484
nice i atually want to go there and see cheap shit
>>712292114
that sounds great
i suspect i induced myself at a young age without noticing it
its a mix of imagery, mental stretch and sub memory
from what i read people have this at a whole different level, must explain lots of human creative turn
>>712292547
self aggrandizing is not a respectable attribute. :)
>>712292429
yeah and they are freaky so u get nice sex and not missionary
Sometimes I lie awake at night starring at my ceiling and realize that I am one of a million in a species stuck in a planet in a never ending ride thru the an empty black abyss, knowing that I have little to no power in life and now enough time to enjoy or even figure out how to control it, but I'm still grateful that I have the ability to know that I'm sentient and look in the mirror and realize that being one in a million is a grate thing since I am one of so many in this world that knows all but does little. I also wonder to myself what will the future hold, what other dimensions are there and even though we have so much power and ability to control matter and life around ourselves why so mabey people choose to waste it. Also Vaporware is dope AF
>>712290260
I made this thing
>>712292963
i might have it it depends. try it at night put music that is mostly intrumental
>>712290725
>floss
i've never flossed, i'm 22.
Sometimes at night i smell my socks and cry historically
>>712293065
german cuck
>>712292981
She was into that actually. choking, slapping, tieing up. It was great
>>712293411
cheers m8
>>712293476
I am the next door noise maker.
I'm about to finish my third semester of uni, my grade average is 97% and at the beginning of this semester I started working at the theoretical computer science department
>>712290260
I go to dating sites and talk to all the ugly girls and act nice to the point where they want to fuck because they believe im the guy they are destined to be together forever. After we fuck i block them and never speak to them
>>712293258
music is one of the only thing that can makes me stop looking without closing my eyes, its really hard to explain; im not picturing anything in my head and i'm still eyes open but i stop looking litterally i'm 100% listening + feeling
idk for other people but i really can't stop looking when my eyes are opened
>>712290719
>The British are coming... and so am i!
>>712290552
>GOD TIER
>mix race.
You may only pick one annon.
>>712293065
German flag without overt islamic symbols on them visiable from thumbnail.
that might get your head cut off over there these days annon.
i recently figured out that if i eat one meal a day for a few weeks i might not go broke before christmas
>>712292547
Job?
>>712292560
You are a disease
>>712292547
>You and your girl had a kid when you were 17 and she was 7
I knew australia was fucking degenerate but that's really awful guy
About 3 years and 3 months ago I was single, in high school in europooria, just built a gaming PC and waited for a project called VENICE UNLEASHED to drop for BF3.
>in a couple months I got a GF
>made plans to move to London in order to make something out of myself and not become an alcoholic like everyone else at home
>fast forward,2015
>survived school, graduated
>got my first job at an airline company, did 6 months and bought the tickets for me and gf to London
>got offered the position of team manager, and project manager from said job
>nopeimleaving.jpg
>arrive in London Nov/2015 to start from scratch
>doing shit illegal jobs for £3 an hour to pay the rent for months
>gf became a bitch, did nothing to help, almost had me kicked out of house even tho I was the only one working
>poor as fuck came 2016
>somehow survived, finally got a decent job, customer service for the Post Office
>doing pretty well, everyone likes me
>leave gf, move out in April
>June 2016, working a famous beauty company, full o` cash
>November 2016
>just got promoted
>shits cash
>VENICE UNLEASHED STILL NOT OUT
Thinking about rolling a blunt and having a wank, feeling pretty good but I haven`t touched a pussy since April.
I'm getting my masters degree from Harvard divinity.
I taught myself guitar from youtube and have written about 6 songs that no one has ever heard
K /b/, let s share this with you:
>I was an eroin addicted for something like 7/8 years.
>I met this girl, stranger in my country(we both european).She s a nurse and we both fell in love for each other.
>she helped me to quit drugs and i won.
>4 years happy, no drugs, nice job and live with her.
>A fucking day she tell me:Anon, i must go to my country for a few days, my fathers not good.
>She leave.
>I m so in love for her, so when she s not with me, to masturbate, i serach ****nian short black hair girl fucked in porn browser.
>One of firsts videos comes out, fucking god, she s her when she was younger.
>Heart breaks in two prts.
>Damn it s impossible..can t be her...-I search for more-I found a lot lot of video with her being fucked.
>she come back to home, i tell her i know all and she just say -it s my past-
>Day after, even if i m angry i want to fuck her, i take her clothes off and i can see hematomas, typical bruising on his legs as if the strong male hands had close.she probably gone to her country to being fucked for a porno.
She s my wife now.
I participated in two different revolutions, saved at least three lives and got 5 killed.
>>712295099
Link please
>>712292233
Karlee Grey
>>712295099
*Estonian
>>712295099
I think you better tell us what her porn name is for research purposes
>>712290260
i am electricfag
i love my job
pic related, someone else's job i had to fix
>>712294293
You're the outflow of my vagina
>>712292560
You got great imagination then :*
I've published a book that has sold well.
>>712290260
I work as a Personal Trainer
I get paid £40 an hour (because of extra qualifications I can charge more than the average £30 an hour), I currently have 5 recurring clients who hire me for 3 hours a week each.
I fuck all of them at least once a week while I'm on the clock, one has confessed her love for me, all of them make me food during/after our sessions and kiss me before I leave, I've also been paid to go on holiday with one of them where we basically sunbathed, fucked and did body weight exercises in Bali.
None of them know about one another.
>>712295099
they say having a porn star as a wife is fucking cash
don`t be like the 12 year olds on here, enjoy fam!
>>712295698
Is pic before or after you?
>>712297024
dude awesome.
>>712298215
before
this is after kek
>>712298690
'Merican here, can never be too sure. All of our wiring looks horrible, tucked behind breaker panel covers so no one cares how it looks.
I am asian american
>>712299745
are you asian or american tho
>>712299808
Asian
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>>712290802
yeah
>>712298690
>be shopping for houses
>breaker boxes look like pic related only smaller and yet still somehow just as many wire
I put an offer on a house with the condition that he have it rewired first... he did not like that.
But fuck him im not buying his mess.
But hay the house i bought had a passable job done until i remodeled the basement and found burried and hidden junction boxes.
I would fix it but we are gonna move in a few years so meh.
Its my dream to build my own house so i can do a proper fucking job with foundation drainage and wiring.
i live in a tent.
its p sweet actually.
i want my crush to be fucked by a black guy
>Been to at least 5 plane crashes
>Saved some woman from running into a brushfire
>Saw celebrity light herself on fire (actually, she was only smoldering at that point)
>Dated said celebrity's MILF attorney (who was married and had great tits)
>Actually fucked hot chicks off Craigslist for free without my dick falling off
>Routinely got to screw around with NFA items
>Literally had the keys to the city
>TFW little to no adult supervision
>Free helicopter rides
>Too much shit that I forget
I am a real estate investor. Just went on a 10 day trip to San Diego, my partners paid for all of it
>>712300527
Oh yeah, all before 30
>>712300448
Heard stories about that in Silicon Valley. Is it true?
>>712300410
well i am industrial electricfag i don't do houses but i know that feel dude my house's wiring is pretty shit as well
>>712290260
Whenever I sneeze, I have this weird after effect that makes me curse or yell something in gibberish. Also I'm one of those people that sneeze in an exaggerated manner like in the movies.
Also I'm one of those people that tastes the shampoo before buying it.
>>712300588
No idea about that but the city I'm in is actually an hour from silicon valley.
Our weather is definitely perfect for it.
My IQ is >135 and I often cum on my wife's face during sex multiple times (without having an orgasm) to humiliate her, before finally cumming and having an orgasm in her pussy.
>>712290260
I derail threads with spiderman memes.
Also I hunt banana faggots.
>mfw nothing is interesting about you and/or your life.
>>712290260
Killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>712295698
>2016
>not being a union electrician.
>>712301059
>MFW you have no face
>>712301143
had to google that shit up and i'll let you know i'm not american i'm italian
>>712301468
Next task, fix the electrical wiring of your italian cars. pls.
>>712301657
some OC i made earlier today
>>712290260
had a disease that only 10 other people in the world had before.
It was an emergency surgery.
I could have been crippled or incontinent today.
I survived it without any limitations in life.
The whole treatment lastet around half a year.
Still.. want to die and think about suicide every day.
>>712292395
Not the guy.
>15 lbs of honey
>6 gallons of water
That's a lot of sugar.
I'm making some wine, and it turned out well so far after a month. It'll be another month, and then I'll bottle it. Do you have anything for making apple wine (or apple anything)? I have half a package of freeze-dried wine yeast left that'll just get old otherwise, and many spare apples that might freeze if we don't do anything with them (too lazy to make more jelly).
I have a cheap hydrometer, so I can probably somewhat assess the sugar required as needed.
>>712300448
do you have nowhere to live or what
>>712291515
How'd you find her?
>>712290260
I had a psychosis this august. I nearly went insane but I´m stable now.
>wake up
>boil some water
>get instant noodles ready
>throw noodles at wall
>snort the flavour packet
>swallow noodles whole
>chase it all down with the boiling water
>go to work
>>712303398
Wait fuck wrong thread
>>712303398
>>712303513
back to 9gag
>>712293804
That's an American flag bro
>>712290260
used to be a very small time drugdealer
I also broke alot of other laws
now lead a quiet boring neckbeard life tho
My dad is a flat-earther
>>712294610
Why did you want to become a priest
Or whatever you do that for. Bible scholar?
>>712295122
What country?
i have narcolepsy
>>712297024
How old are your clients?
>>712295122
You suck at revolting.
Doing more harm than good.
>>712300776
You ever worry about getting robbed or something? Where are you set up that you have wifi?
>>712294592
>June 2016, working a famous beauty company, full o` cash
Pay for a prostitute, stupid.
>>712291625
stop being a pussy, get your car, some money for gas and drive as far as possible, get your root somewhere else, start again. work at some farm, watch the sun rise and dawn everyday, get a dog companion, forget about eletronics. do exercises as you were in military.
>>712304140
Me too
Totaled a car once falling asleep behind the wheel
I think my brain changed from that, always used to come close to drifting off while driving, after the accident I never even feel tired while driving
>>712304752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712304871
well i'm diagnosed , and in france if you're narcoleptic and diagnosed you just cant even own a driver licence
>>712295099
HER NAME?
>>712304997
Damn, how do you get around? Can you have a moped or something?
>>712295698
Hows the pay as electrican in italy?
German electrican here, hate every hour of my 12 hour work days
>>712290260
Im Hungarian.
>>712290529
This is why you are immortal
>>712305240
i dont think there's any law against that , but i usually ask a friend to get me somewhere , but yeah , it kinda sucks
>>712300448
why? just why
>>712305380
1400€-1800€/month with 8hrs/5 days a week
i hated doing civil stuff
now i do only industrial and i love it
I used to be quite proud of having fucked stoya, until it was pointed out to me that there's not a person of legal age on the planet that hasn't.
>>712290260
i am poor, but going to be rich in at least 10 years from now.
>>712306179
dreaming is free
From Austria. 47 dating a 7yo. Make $1920 a week after tax. Own 3 car dealerships. Very reviled in my community. Have a wife's son who's 27yo
>>712306438
>7yo
MODS MODS MODS
>>712306438
>dating a 7yo
>>712292547
$920 per week after tax in Oz is average full-time wage.
Shit, I make $1,050 per week after tax and that's with my shitty HECS debt taken out as well, and I have a lame-ass uni job on average wage.
And owning 3 2005 Commodores isn't impressing anyone, twat.
>>712306438
I'll take things that aren't real for 500 please
>>712290260
24 years old, published inventor, no degree, 8 years of management experience. Two years as a roughneck, have a kid, and own a house.
>what else is there to do?
