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boredom thread
ignore me, iam just here for porn
>>712289225
well if nobody else ends up showing up i'm just going to let it die
man it's so bad when I actually have disposable income
what did I buy this fucking litten plushy for
maybe you want to cuddle with it
i don't know
it's really more of a desk toy
cute af tho
i didn't know how big it was
the pokemon looks cute
he's adorable
not evolving him past form 2 ever
i'm assuming because of stats?
or is the third form ugly? or both?
third form is a fucking luchador, I can't stand how it looks
that sounds pretty awful
who would actually want that other than some edgy character on the TV show
Mexicans, probably.
i should have assumed that
rockruff might be the cutest dog pokemon so far
it's pretty cute too
i had to look up what it looked like
i imagine there will be a lot of porn of them
Its midnight evolution, the dark lycanroc, is 10/10 furry porn bait. It even has an emo haircut.
I got sun though since I like the sun form's stats better.
yeah, that is maximum porn bait right there
i forgot that each version had different things to cuck the other with
pokemon company are the biggest jews ever and I just keep giving them money
i've seen people give their money to even bigger jews who do even worse of a job on games, you're definitely not the worst
moar porn pls
because you asked i'm not posting more
at least the game freak kikes make decent video games, arguably
better games than a lot of other companies I see pushing out.
most video games just suck, as a rule
overwatch seems ok
>>712292551
continue posting pornography
overwatch is bad
yeah but a lot suck less than most
overwatch is shit until proven otherwise
I played it drunk with caitlyn for like 7 hours yesterday so my perception may be biased
i think you would have to be drunk to enjoy it
>>712292551
i will tell u funny story pls continue fag
>first litten is bold natured
>have to soft reset and go through 20 years of cutscenes again
fuck me
I had fun, but I didn't think hard enough about the game to determine if it's actually "good". Tracer appeals to me a lot though her blink has way more depth than I expected.
I wish it was a luchador. Its just a wrestler.
>>712293226
Yeah keep pretending it's not for the tracer ass
pokemon seasons: ever-changing 12: revengeance: so very tired
I'd play that game
>>712293475
I'm gay dude. I played tracer because she plays like a more complicated scout
tracer has a SHIT ASS
a less complicated scout, because double jump is harder to use
the blizzard I knew died when they stopped caring about anything other than money or at least cared about money more than they used to, which was around when they merged with Activision.
ever since they have only released sub-par products
I won't even play the free weekend for Overwatch
>>712292904
i don't know about that
>>712293560
>I'm gay dude
Really, tell me more. I had no idea.
activision blizzard was the end, yes
>sassy nature
FUCK THIS GAME
>>712293674
oh it's you
>>712293629
blinking is harder for me but I've also spent 20million hours playing scout so
i think the game just wants you to suffer
I'm not even picky, I just want a nature that's not -speed or -atk
>>712293757
But of course.
Oh you get the new pokemon or something?
this dog wants to collar you and take you for a walk. do you let him?
>>712294102
Yeah. I'm resetting for a male litten with a nongarbage nature. Also it's gonna be named Caitlyn, the rest of the party is probably getting thread names too.
Who should lycanroc be named after?
I'm naming the title legendary after you since you often open with "morning, sunshine" and it seems appropriate.
imagine if TF2 never had a hostile takeover
it might actually have still been fun to play
>>712294195
why is his dick coloured like a horse's
>bold again
I'm gonna fucking shoot myself this is statistically awful
>>712293644
I'd care about Overwatch if it was actually balanced. I'm not a fan of hard counters in MOBAs/character shooters.
at least they nerfed the dead ringer. i can play it happily again after that.
>>712294195
yes
spy went from irrelevant to more irrelevant
>>712294438
>I'm not a fan of hard counters in MOBAs/character shooters.
I'm not a fan of hard counters in pretty much any game, actually.
>>712294287
>Who should lycanroc be named after?
Your mother
If you get one of those mind-control harem lizards, name that after me
4 in 625 chance, in fact.
>>712294731
Wow, fight me.
No, you're gonna be solgaleo, deal with it.
>>712294607
Ay bay bee
i can't play happily again until they perm ban all of the ponyhumpers and if i were to get my inventory back. but that ship had sailed a long time ago
>>712294438
i'd care about overwatch if it was made by Blizzard and not their jew counterpart.
>>712294833
hey you finally showed up
please bless my litten with a nonshit nature
>>712294904
I lay my hand lightly on its forehead and pet it.
Best of luck.
>>712294789
No fuck you. mind control rape lizard
>>712295288
you can't stop me
>>712295046
welp that didn't work, -speed nature
this is out of control
dude just hack the ROM
>>712295401
Call me old-fashioned, but I just like playing the game in a straightforward manner, not worrying about optimization.
And bara cats.
at this point I'm gonna throw my 3ds out the window and go play showdown
>>712295680
I'm not going for optimization, I'm just going for not the worst of all worlds
>>712295401
you suck
>>712295730
Well I'm the type of guy that doesn't even look at nature stuff except as a cute quirk.
>>712295984
What even is the mind control rape lizard anyway
>>712296027
I take this game way 2 seriously
>>712294607
In theory, hard counters in a system where you can change on the fly would work. In practice, you get McCree spam.
>>712294860
That's been my stance on Blizzard for years now. Starcraft 2 was a rehash, D3 sucked, Hearthstone and HotS are trash. Overwatch was the only thing that looked like people cared about it, and then you remember Blizzard and trying to balance shit so its fun and equal, and you weep in the corner.
>>712294288
cause regular dog dicks are gross and unnatural
>>712296125
Stop overthinking and just enjoy the experience.
>>712296274
I'm in way too deep dude it's too late for that
holy shit I just realized incineroar looks like ganondorf as a cat
>>712296274
He follows Smash on a professional level. There's no saving him.
>>712296125
Salandit/Salazzle
Only female Salandit evolve, and they basically build harems
Excerpt from Salandit:
>The female can also release pheromones that attract males of all species, including humans. Additionally, these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by this Pokémon's will
Sun description of Salazzle:
>"For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with."
Mind control harem lizards
>>712296548
oh
I'm probably not gonna use that since I am using the fire type starter tho
>>712296488
Haha wow only nerds would do that.
>>712296352
Take 10 shots so you can't think.
actually wait
>111 spatk and 117 speed
I'm using the shit out of this
>>712296662
it's too early to start drinking
>>712296127
pretty much, SC2 died when it was out, I could not play D3 past act 3 it was so bad, HS and HotS are just money machines and I don't really care about their balancing at this point, it's just that the games have been bad enough to warrant not playing or paying for in the future.
the only blizzard games I'll play still are private WoW servers, Warcraft 3 or Brood War.
we're at 7 consecutive -speed or -atk natures
FUCK
>>712296596
>building a team based on types and synergy
awful
>>712296730
Gotta have that fatty special attack to mind control your nubile lizard-fuckboys
>>712296917
caitlyn is going to be in your harem, congrats
>>712296730
>it's too early to start drinking
who ever stops?
>not loving your pokemon for who they are
>>712296730
Sure.
You want to know what's earlier than any time?
Right when getting out of bed.
Sound familiar?
>>712297017
I have a sip to get out of bed. A SIP.
>>712296993
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>>712296958
Everyone is going to be in my harem, because I am the rape-harem lizard.
Oh god there could be so much porn of this
>>712296761
Legion was ok, so much better than WoD, but I'm burnt on it. Trying out ESO right now.
>>712297193
I didn't know I had this fetish before.
>>712297218
i'm not even bothering with Legion
first part because i can't pay for it
second because fuck that
>>712297093
WARNING SIGN
>>712297213
That's a cat
>-atk
EIGHT
FUCKING EIGHT
THIS IS LITERALLY 10^8/25^8 ODDS OF HAPPENING
>>712297408
did i not say i think the game wants to make you suffer?
>>712297470
I'm gonna punch this fucking litten plush in its stupid fucking face
>>712297538
now now, the plush did nothing to you
it's the game
if anything, punch your 3ds
>>712297601
the plush has a face tho
>>712297658
imagine the 3ds has a face
it's pretty much the same thing
YES
PLUS DEF MINUS SPDEF
THAT IS BASICALLY NEUTRAL
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>712297245
It's pretty common in doujins, though usually it's a dude with mind-controlled girls.
All good queens should have a harem
and I am nothing if not the biggest queen in these threads
>>712297218
>Legion was ok, so much better than WoD, but I'm burnt on it
Legion has too much shit to keep on top of
Per day you have
>Heroic for AP
>Cache
>World Quests for AP, herbs, honor
>notgarrison missions
Per week for PvE you have
>4x LFR for chance at legendaries
>Raids (up to 6, EN and ToV for each difficulty)
>Kara
>Mythic+
>Weekly Event quest
>Suramar quest chain
Or if you're doing pvp, you have arenas, battlegrounds on top of the daily shit.
And that is per character. If you want to keep up you have so much shit you need to do every day. You can't just slam out a whole bunch of content once a week.
Pretty much all of my friends have announced they are quitting this week, though they all say this was the most enjoyable expansion they've played.
>Trying out ESO right now.
I wasn't a fan, though that was back when it began. I don't know if it's any better now
>litten's fur spikes on his back when he attacks
sex
get a bidoof and name it "anon"
man g/fur threads have less and less porn everyday
>>712299666
Yay I'm Satan
ahhhh caught me a donald trump
noice
I like animated stuff
>>712297957
I'd rather too much than too little to do. Though for me, its just that its more of the same old, same old. I will agree, this expansion was not alt friendly, though.
It seems okay so far, but reading into it, biggest issue I've seen is the high end stuff relies on cookiecutter builds. They just updated it to do a scaling thing like in Legion and removing the faction limitations on questing, so now the whole game is "go where you like, do what you like". Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood are in now, you can earn a skill that let's you one-shot NPCs as you slit their throats.
Can anyone share some bear, or chubby asses? :3
>>712300405
No, my ass is at work.
>>712300180
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>>712300404
>>712300521
>>712300708
Thanks :D
>>712300736
Kinda makes me sad. :/
You're at a Trump rally and this guy comes over and pulls your b/f's tail. What do you do?
>>712300914
My ass isn't the great.
>>712300920
I've been looking for that one for so long. Thanks!
>>712301205
Any ass is a good ass. Especially big ones.
>>712301228
Artdecades stuff is blacklisted on e621 and most places
>>712301387
Its lumpy and its Subby's favorite thing to fap to. He "secretly" loves him some Snarf booty.
stop with your bear shits and give me some bdsm shit
>>712301586
I've had trouble finding them anywhere.
>>712301873
Pics are the best thing for this situation.
>>712301908
I found a thread on u18 chan with a shit ton of his art a long time ago, might still be there
>>712302087
I'm at work.
pornogaraphy
NOW ANYTHING
BUT WITH PIERCINGS
JUST DO IT
please daddy not the belt again
>>712292962
Dom please refrain from speaking.
he's not wrong though
>>712303092
nigga, Dom does what the fuck he wants
sheet anyone got more? thx guys
>>712303803
>>712304033
Woops, misclicked
>>712304065
>having a furfag dildo
>being a furfag
You're the reason why all of us oldfags left for /pol/. You've ruined this board.
>>712304218
I'm actually not a furry though, and what are you doing on b and not /pol/?
Also, use fucking filters like any smart person
>>712304033
>Cegep Limoilou
Jsuis meme pas surpri
>>712304033
I don't believe you can actually fit that inside of you
>>712304436
I sure can bro, takes a while but it fits
>>712304422
Salut lol
>>712304335
>"I'm not a furry"
>posts pictures of a furry dildo and furry porn
Besides, I'm here to see if /b/ has gotten any better (which it hasn't). Also, I can't filter, I'm on mobile.
>>712304497
nah. you're lying. nice paper weight though.
>>712303092
Touch the Snarf booty.
>>712304557
Well I've never identified as an animal, I don't and never will own a fur suit, I just like the porn and I like the dildos.
Thats what a fag does, he gets dildos that he likes.
>>712304616
You really believe that anal streching for 4 years can't allow this to be taken to the knot? You're got some leaning to do friend
>>712304906
learning*
>>712304713
A furry doesn't want to be an animal, and not all like fursuits.
Just admit it, your a furry faggot.
>>712304906
why you gotta lie to strangers on the internet?
>>712304951
"People who like furry porn are furries"
So people who like cp are children?
>>712305017
Stop baiting me >:(
>>712305033
No, people who like CP are pedophiles. Nice strawman.
"People who like furry porn are furries"
welp since when iam a potatoe?
>>712305138
The point is, I don't feel like a furry, furries make me cringe harder than anything but for some reason I like the porn.
Might be a fetish actually.
>>712305065
I'm not baiting you I'm just tryna bait to you now get those pants off and show me what that thing do
I'm not gay cause the only dicks I like are horse dicks they're basically the BBC of the animal kingdom like how can beta mammals even compete?
fuck off guys send more pron
>>712305331
If you have a furfag fetish, you're a furfag. Even if you don't feel like one, you're still a fag and I hope Mike Pence gets the electric chair for you.
>>712305538
Thats not how it works though
>>712305331
Im sure the porn and sexual aspect of it is the cringy part, so you arent doing yourself a favor.
>>712305524
>>712305613
Yes it is. If you have a fetish for underage children, you're a pedophile. The definition of a furry is someone either a.) Into furries sexually (you) or b.) Someone into the other furry shit.
>>712305805
The cringy part is anyone having a fur suit, acting silly while wearing them, writing "*licks*" in game chats, any of this autism
>>712305855
Definition, please show me where you got this definition, if you're legit, id be happy to let you be right, but don't come up with something out of nowhere
>>712305855
Being a furry is a personnal opinion
>>712306059
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry&=true&defid=602634
beep beep
>>712306305
>Not using the top definition because it doesn't suit your point
"Furries defy any coventional or unifying definition."
>>712306464
No, I just copied the link from a friend who sent me it.
>>712306570
Sure, you did not take a while to answer because you were reading trough all the definitions until you found one that kinda went your way.
>>712306709
No, I asked a friend of mine who himself is a furry.
>>712306800
i guess ur wishing him electric chair too...
>>712306347
boop boop
>>712306800
I rest my case, you've failed to convince me and you have reached a point where you can't fix yur mistakes and lying won't help.
You're not the only one who knows a furry irl but I wish you were
>>712306347
boop
>>712306897
>>712306997
>>712307257
Anyway, thanks for keeping this civilised, that was a very clean argument, no insults, no swearing, just a deathwish that you know won't happen so yeah, I believe you're a smart person just cause of that and I'd be surprised if I was wrong.
Bye now
>>712306997
>proven wrong
>utter silence
>>712307486
Good point, good day.
>>712307528
>>712307612
who's the real one
>>712307688
Both
>>712307528
>proven
With a definition that is less than popular.
I could probably prove that you can be straight and only fuck men using a random unused definition on urban dictionnairy
>>712307828
Don't say it's my fault, talk to my furry friend in my screen cap.
>>712307528
But actually, the top definition is absolutely right, its all about one's opinion, you think I'm a furry, but its your opinion. I don't think I'm a furry, thats my opinion. Why even argue
>>712308020
Because you are allowed to state your opinion and give reasons as to why you think they're correct, and the person with the best debating wins.
Guys pls
i need pron
bdsm, ropes, piercings, anythhing like these...
>>712308194
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>>712308285
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>>712308391
hello it is me megafaggot
>>712308793
I love that style
Art Model & Photo
ART MODELS FORUM Boy&Girl !!
http://www.grandchan.site
>>712308620
I'll post your butt when I get home.
So, is this thread dead yet?
>>712310294
Revive it with your dick.
it should have died a while ago
>>712311545
that's one pretty kitty
