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Waifu claiming thread.Previous:712895004The rules are very simple:claim

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>712895004

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Avatarfags get out of my threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
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>>712912317
That's more effort than I'm willing to put in most days.
>>712912755
Go to sleep
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Good evening everyone. Hope everyone that celebrates it had a good Thanksgiving today!
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>>712912755
just a little too slow....
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>>712912846
Illya!
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Claim
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>>712912435
Pretty nice. I am stuffed, warm, and I bought myself a few early Christmas presents.

>>712912494
None of that matters. You are a cool dude in my book
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Its all ogre now
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>>712912817
Hush
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>>712912846
Thank you
You as well

>>712912299
Bye

>>712912501
It'll rise again like a phoenix
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>>712912603
We only went on the one date...

>>712912671
That's pretty gay dude
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Black Eye is claimed

>>712912329 (Azu manga Daioh animation)
T-then where is it happening?

>>712912377 (Onee-chan)
Very hungry, I ate a whole turkey danger beast and it still isn't enough.

>>712912435 (Robot hood)
I don't want her to think even less of me than she does now.

>>712912817
Now I want to pet you even more.
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>>712912886
hi Ben Himoaun
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>>712912045 (Yuuki)
I'm the same, buy online, put it all on a cash back credit card, pay balance in full, stash away the rewards.

Good luck on the Walmart run, I'm sure you'll see some unusual sorts since the sales are on.

>>712912115 (Tali)
>JCPenny
Great minds think alike. I went there on Tuesday and was able to get the pre-sale prices after a bit of negotiating. Next time you're gonna get your wife something in blue, consider a nice lapis.

>>712912435 (Tali)
She's definitely a looker. But so is Tali. Dat 3D.

>>712912176 (Alice)
Jumping into something without giving it much thought, or worrying about the outcome.

>>712912305 (Galil)
Walmart phones a best. My LG flip phone I got there for 20 bucks several years ago is on its last legs and it's time to get 'smart'.

>>712912377 (Akame)
>dubs again
Yeah, that's right. I've managed to do both Canadian and American Thanksgiving in some years though when I would visit the in-laws. I wouldn't worry too much about the doppelganger though. Be yourself.
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>>712912911
>
Thanks man
>>712912937
Why this nigga yellow
>>712912962
So are you
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>>712912962
Oh, I'm sorry that I brought it up.
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So I just got 2 hours of standing around at work. Huh.
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>>712912962
Half the people here would take you~
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>>712912959
Hopefully!

>>712912937
Male ogre when?

>>712913187
I know I am, but are you?
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>>712912979
There's someone called Anime Ben Himoaun on facebook
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Alice2 is n-now claimed!
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>>712912911
sounds the same as my day. let's be roommates. >>712912886
sup yoyo
>>712912937
lewd but i'd fuck it
>>712912968
implying thats possible after watching the events currently unfolding
>>712913135
will remember but she loves sapphire tbh
>>712913135
hey tali is not 3D she just has better animation.
>you should see her without the mask

it's getting pretty busy on /waifu/ tonight
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>>712913223
I'd let Fran-anon take my virginity then let him cuddle me.
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>>712913375
Ceiling meme
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>>712913218
Nah no problem

>>712913223
R-really?
>>712913451
W-WHAT?!
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OHAYOOOOOO!
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>>712912886
-hugs- <0
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>>712912877
Hey there Alice! How was your day?>>712912959
I had a pretty good day, thanks!
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>>712912968
turkey danger bests are the best! Had fun with your jaeger family?
>>712912991
hello
>>712913135
>2 thanksgiving every year
don't think I could handle that.

I wouldn't mind if it was a different claimer, but they're copying my filenames, or at least attempting to.
>>712913257
I'm gonna look him up
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>>712913572
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kill-c20X2E
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>>712913548
'W-what' what? Just speaking my mind. You're a lovely person.
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>>712912968
I would prefer head pats I think
>>712913135
I've been told not to use reckless behaviour. That could be viewed as such
>>712913577
Mine wasn't too bad. How was Thanksgiving?
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>>712913242
I'm not gay, but I am bi.
Now, prepare your asshole
>>712913572
>>712913624
Bullies
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>>712913573
*Hugs back*

>>712913602
It's amine not anime. I'm too tired to read
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ben+Himoaun&oq=Ben+Himoaun&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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>>712913780
You mad?
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>>712913624
>>712913572
awoooo~
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>>712913371
hi

>>712913451
The thought of going gay out of desperation has occurred to me too

>>712913548
Don't act so surprised~

>>712913572
Ayy
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>>712913602
Mm! Coro ate all the leftover and Wave is still hitting on me. Everyone is sleeping now after a big dinner. How about you, Onee-chan?

>>712913733
That might cause a concussion!
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>>712913451
Hey Riichan

>>712913375
I am down for it if you are.

>>712913223
I hear the other Yuuko got banned for being part of "circlejerk threads"
Thoughts?

>>712913780
Cutie.
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>>712913375
I want her to love me again!
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c-claimed
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>>712913919
Not Ricchan.
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>>712913834
-want to ERP?-
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>>712913496
>meme trash
how was your day
>>712913919
sweet where do you currently reside?>>712913989
then you must first love yourself young padawan
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>>712913851
I sad
>>712913919
No u
>>712913990
Who is this
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>>712913695
Just surprised me is all

~if anything you would be taking mine

>>712913780
*Assumes the position

>>712913868
I actually am, I mean I'm not this qt...

It's not a choice, but if you want to experiment go ahead

>>712913881
If only suusano lived I would totally eat him or dinner
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>>712913919
Yeah he told me about that.

It happens to the best of us. He'll be back soon enough.
Happened to you too didn't it in the past?
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>>712914098
gay
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>>712913733
The meal was delicious and I got to gorge myself on pumpkin pie afterward which is always my favorite part. Yours?
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>>712913624
Ayyyy Rory!

>>712913780
Am not.

>>712913859
NO AWOO!

>>712913868
Ayyyyy Yuuko, wassup?
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>>712914200
-I know you are, but what I am I?-
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>>712913834
oh, it would have been too glorious
>>712913881
nothing really
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>>712914186
With enough time and pressure anything is possible.
I've already done so more than i ever thought i would because of here.

>>712914270
Never mined me, i''m boring.

You go. Life?
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>>712914186
LEWD
>>712914270
So mean, why do you do this?
>>712914347
Also gay?
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>>712914347
A faggot that role plays with losers
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>>712913375
Yeah, gotta get her what she likes. Lapis has that blue that can't be replicated though. It's a nice one when you can find it.

>Tali not 3D
Whoops, forgot you explained that in detail to someone else before. I've seen her without the mask though, them eyes. If I were to ever claim a ME, it would be Wrex.

>>712913602
Yeah, it's not every year, but usually every 2-3 years. I like to make the trip up around that time since the weather hasn't fouled up completely in Ontario, but it's still hot back home. A nice little escape.

I usually know it's you and not the fakeposter by your actual content.
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>>712914426
Oops
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>>712914089
Oh sorry, you posted a Ritsu pic.

>>712914135
St. Charles, Missouri

>>712914197
Nope, guess cause I am new here.
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>>712914443
-A faggot-
That was obvious
-That roleplays with losers-
That was also obvious

>>712914426
-Bingo!-
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>>712914270
Is waifu not a dog friendly place?
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>>712914098
I think i'm going to sleep soon

>>712914135
Alright i guess. I claimed here and i played video games. Basically the same thing i've been doing for the past few months

>>712914372
It's close enough

>>712914443
I'm not a loser
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>>712913881
That would be a good way to get one, as I see it
>>712914225
I live in Canada. Thanksgiving was last month.
It was just as bad as every other holiday
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>>712914403
Such as?

>>712914426
You told me to!

At least I don't forget pictures!
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>>712914520
So why are you in denial?

>>712914561
Yes you are.
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>>712914403
So, nothing much?

Nephew tried to OD on Tylenol today and is in the hospital now. Yet I can't seem to get out of my good mood from this morning, and there's nothing i can do to help, so... whatever, good mood it is!

>>712914426
Because you spilled the soda.

>>712914541
No, dogs are fine. I even have a doge myself. Just no awooing!
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>>712914458
>4 testicles
>horse cock
i can see why
>>712914502
eyy you used to be kinda close to me but i moved to SoCal
>>712914561
you didn't have your family make a huge meal for you for once?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oT7MqflULc&feature=youtu.be

Those Reddit faggots said I wasn't very good.

Am I really that bad?
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>>712914611
Why do you guys post that image in every thread?
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Thanksgiving is great, I got myself a new 4k TV
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>>712914150
max from life is strange...technically not 2d but i'm not into anime and wanted to participate.
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>>712914541
No dogs, only fox!
>>712914635
Well, I guess I've got to do it then
>unzips pants
>unzips dick
>>712914667
I didn't spill any soda
Stop bullying
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>>712914650
No i'm not

>>712914739
Because it has nice feet

>>712914672
I don't celebrate thanksgiving
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>>712914723
If you have to ask, yes
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カラミチーマス
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>>712914650
-So why are you in denial-
I'm not.
I've fully disclosed how much of a faggot I am and am willing to take any ass blasting from a buttmad cunt like yourself.
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>>712914502
No you're an oldfag like everyone else here <3

>>712914635
Well the obvious point being i didn't even like gays before coming here, but too many gays her are too great so i had to dump that quick.
Also much more flirty than i thought i'd be and even having a waifu officially was weird to me.

Overall just thinking about things differently because people took the time to be nice.
thanks <3

>>712914667
I'm Happy You're Happy!
Hope he can be happy soon too!
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>>712914561
Okay
Can you answer something for me?
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>>712914632
Oh shit, that's right. You told me last night but I completely forgot, sorry. Sorry to hear that, why even bother with holidays if they're so unappealing to you?
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>>712914186
Lewd! Suu-san looks pretty tasty though. I might claim him as a husband in this thread soon.

>>712914372
Well, I'm thankful for Onee-san. See you later <3

>>712914632
I want to play with her weird hair so much!
Masochist? :o
See ya later.
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>>712914917
Are you now?
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>>712914947
Depends what
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>>712915046
-What's up?-
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>>712915003
-Are you now?-
Yes.
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>>712914458
but what if he also starts acting like an attention seeking loser?
>>712914561
Yeah it's still pretty funny
>>712914611
I'd cut those feet
>>712914976
that's so sweet~ goodbye cutie
>>712914723
hi misaki
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>>712914870
*Unzips boipucci

>>712914931
Great to hear!

>>712914976
HE IS MINE!
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>>712915084
See
>>712913496
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>>712914870
Don't lie to me FoxGun! You tried opening that bottle, I saw!

>>712914931
He needs to toughen up already to be honest. Nearly 13, and gets "triggered" by everything. World's gunna demolish him at this rate.
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>>712914723
Misaki, I am sorry, but make something else than compilations.

>>712914931
Oh? Am I cool kid now?
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>>712915110
Interesting

So why haven't you done it yet if you're into that so much?
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>>712914909
get lewd with me
>>712914880
that makes me kinda sad...you should eat well anyway
>>712915256
why does this specific gif tickle my boner?
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>>712915262
-Interesting

-So why haven't you done it yet if you're into that so much?-

I have. Multiple times.
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I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone!
>>712914863
Could be worse I guess, welcome to /waifu/
>>712915127
Who is this and why do you have an unzipped boipussi
>>712915235
Uh
No?
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>>712915348
When?
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>>712915235
If my son did that i'd move and try again
Reset the clock.

>>712915256
Yes, online you are the coolest
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>>712915388
It was Fran

Just claiming my husbando there
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>>712915427
I don't keep dates of when I do it LOL.
What the fuck are you on, expecting me to remember.
I do it when I feel like it.
Hell, I did it this week with a few people here.
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>>712915118
hey
>>712915256
I usually avoid doing them. It was my first real try in a very long time. Guess I'll ditch it now.
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>>712915264
>>712915388
goodnight
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>>712915547
And how did that feel?
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>>712915330
I live in england and we don't have thanksgiving here

>>712915118
Something


I'm going to bed now
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>>712915388
Goodnight.
Stop ruining your teeth

>>712915264
>>712915616
Night

>yuuko
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>>712915388
Yes! Night!

>>712915481
If they were mine, they'd understand that the world isn't some liberal safe space and that it's a cruel thing that you gotta fight constantly. And if they still tried this, THEN I'd be concerned.
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>>712914966
I like to see my grandparents. My grandmother was in the hospital for Thanksgiving though...
And my parents make me go for the family get togethers
>>712914976
Alice's hair is mine.
No, I'm not a masochist. But if I had to get a concussion, that would be how I want it
Bye
>>
>>712915607
It felt amazing getting off to it. The thought of someone slurping up all of your sticky cum, during that hot ERP session.
Oh my~~
I can only imagine how good that felt..
It was incredible..
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>>712914672
Like Tali, he can also kick some ass too. Are you gonna pre-order ME: Andromeda also?

>>712914723
Hey Misaki. Even if you were 'bad', I'd be worse. CQC or bust for me. I can do alright at medium range in most shooters I play, but if I ever have a sniper in any FPS, something is seriously wrong.

>>712915118
I don't get that vibe from talking to you here. You seem more open as of late anyhow.
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>>712915330
It tickles my heart.

>>712915388
Bottle opener a cute

>>712915481
What's with Yuukos being nice? Do you play chess?

>>712915574
Nothing against you, you tried. Just that isn't what you should try to go for.
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Night!
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>>712915766
idk about that....extra money is hard to get right now, but i'll probably get it tho.
>>712915809
this one is just innocent and sweet that other one tho....
>>712915616
you should still eat well
>>
>>712915740
Interesting.

Have you engage in a "threesome" or....?
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Akari claim
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>>712915574
Hi Misaki.
>>712915843
Sleep nicely.
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>>712915929
which one is akari?
red or blonde
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mine
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>>712915924
-Interesting

-Have you engaged in a "-threesome-" or....?-

No, I haven't tried that yet.
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Sameji is alive
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>>712915709
I'd try to do that, but on a nicer sounding way.
Maybe like explaining how the world is all shit except for your family that loves you.

>>712915809
Yuukos see what they want for the world in their waifus.

No, but i have.

>>712915843
oh, goodnight
>>
claim
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>>712915994
red
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>>712915574
you had some mean shots in that montage. maybe if you could do some fine tuning on the format, it could be more entertaining and reach a wider audience
>>712915616
goodnight muffin
>>712915766
It's true that I'm having a better time one here, more than ever before.
>>
>>712916007
>twintails intensify
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>>712915732
That sucks, is she doing better now?
My parents are the same way though sometimes I can come up with an excuse that'll get me out of it.
>>
>>712916007
Very good choice though Vert is better.

>>712916021
Very Interesting.

I'm very surprise by that.

Have you been approach to do it or...?
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>>712914150
Y tho
>>712914270
Ayyyy bike killer
>>
>>712916083
Akame a cute!

Why do you like her, though? She's a fucking psycho killer.
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>>712916007
hello black
>>712916072
good redheads are qts
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>>712916133
Twintails are amazingly cute.
>>
Hello everyone, hope your thanksgiving went well.
>no Life
>Juvia claimed
>>
>>712916056
I'm a rather blunt person, so no sugar coating it for me.

>>712916196
>Implying killer
They're just waiting for upgrades is all!
>Saving up, plan on getting forged internals and a jet kit all at once
>>
>>712916184
-Have you been approached to do it or...-

Not yet, no..
>>
>>712916325
post lewds
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>>712916203
she is very cute~ but no such thing as a fucking psycho killer
>>
>>712916360
Uh huh.

Is that anything else you want to speak about?
>>
>>712912940
Go to bed
>>712912959
Go to bed
>>712912991
Go to bed
>>712913223
Agreed
>>712913868
Don't let it be just a thought
>>712914403
Homo

Fuck punctuation
>>
>>712916450
hello again akame
~tali
>>
>>712915903
I probably won't get around to it right away when it does come out since I'm chipping away at my own backlog, but the Mrs. is definitely putting it on preorder. By the time you have some extra funds I'm sure you can get it cheaper anyhow.

>>712916083
Good, good. Keep it up and you'll start having a better time with everything in general. That's when things start to go your way unexpectedly. A mind in a good place, opportunity, and maybe a bit of preparation.
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>>712915809
>>712915955
Hey, I haven't seen you before. What's up?
>>712916083
I need some music and to make it more action-y, don't I?
>>
>>712916465
Uh..
you shouldn't be asking that
You're the one who spoke to me first..
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>>712916051
Not for long with all that smoking

>>712916335
We all have our reasons for how we would parent if given the honor.
I would be kinder to try to make up for my father's crudeness. i would want to give them enough to think someone cares.
But any approach will work if you care enough and try hard enough.
So long as they don't become a sjw it's all fine~
I'd rather they killed people.

>>712916510
Cow?
No you faggot!
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>>712916743
With any luck
>>
>>712916668
It beats the hell out of the cookie cutter montages in the earlier days of youtube- bad camera work, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, etc.
>>
>>712916325
Good evening lewd hat, how are you?
>>
>>712916716
Does that make you angry that I just switch gears to move the chat further or...?
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>>712916662
>my wife is too busy finding us a girlfriend
but she is also vested in the series as well
>her face when mordin in ME3
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>>712916743
No
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>>712916979
It makes me a little upset..
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>>712916604
ah so that was you. Hello Tali. She's able to ''switch on'' and briefly set her humanity aside when she needs to carry out missions, otherwise she's a sweetheart.
>>712916662
It just sucks that I'm not looking up to anything else outside of here. and it's not getting better
>>712916668
If you could make it more flashy, it would make your already good content stand out a bit more I guess
>>
>>712916325
>>712916325
Hey there hot stuff.
Happy Thanksgiving.
>>
>>712916855
bah

>>712917295
I love you too~
Sleep well when you do
>>
>>712917314
I do apologize but this session can't last forever.

So, anything you want to get off your chest?
>>
>>712916424
Ask nicely then maybe
>>712916884
Hello non lewd hat,
I am good, just relaxing now
How about you?
>>712917421
Hello beautiful
Happy thanksgiving to you too
>>
>>712917425
Go to bed
>>
>>712917360
wait what was me?
~tali
>>
>>712917501
I'm a manipulative, deceiving, stealing cunt.
I'm mentally unstable and sometimes, even challenged.
But, I still try my best to be there for people in need..
>>
>>712916450
>kills without hesitaion
>has no emotion after every kill
>happily eats a full meal after every kill

She's a psychopath.
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when you ignore everything and just eat bread rolls ^-^
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>>71291686
Thanks!
>>712917360
It's alright. I feel weirdly anxious though about something else, I can't quite put my finger on it. Is everything all good with you? Could be bad vibes.
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>>712916134
She's doing much better now, thank you for asking
I don't really have any excuses, since I don't do anything but go to school and play video games. Short of physically being ill, nothing will prevent them from having me go.
I love my grandparents anyway, so as long as I get to see them, it's somewhat bearable
>>
>>712917589
You just want me up early to greet you.
>shiki says hi

>yuuko
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>>712917547
PPPPLEASE post lewds.
>>
>>712916865
Thanks (didn't seem to work the first time haha
>>
>>712917547
Can I have one Thanksgiving lewd?
Pretty please with a little whipped cream on top?~
>>
>>712917636
Were you abuse by your parents by chance?

You do have a kind heart for being "mentally unstable".

Do you abuse animals in your spare time?
>>
>>712917763
They do say being able to wake up with someone is a great feeling
Tell the viking to go to bed as well
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>>712917547
you will post lewds
>>
cut me
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>>712916325
Did the Lions give you a heart attack earlier today? One heck of an ending to that game.

>>712917052
>right in the feels

>>712917360
Time will give you the benefit of perspective- be patient with things. Having a good time here is a nice start, but then you also have that upcoming gaming session with your buddies too. Looking forward to even just one thing in your daily routine means that you're open to more.
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>>712918002
did you delete because of typo or fail get?
>>
>>712916743
>This one is, in fact, a hardcore SJW
Which is why I laugh most the time when they try to give me shit, since i can turn around and throw it back at them since I suffer from some of the same problems.
>>
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Glasses snek
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>>712917960
No, I wasn't abused by them at all.
Infact, they never even hit me. At all.
I used to abuse animals a lot when I was a kid.
It made me feel powerful seeing poor, helpless things get hurt.
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>>712916668
We've had some conversations before.
Not much on my side. Should be going to sleep soon.
>>
>>712918105
typo
>>
>>712918185
Mmmmmm........

Did you bully kids during grade school like throw them in dumpsters and the sort?
>>
>>712917966
He says "bah"
Wake up with the sun shining on you

I assume you'll be back late tomorrow

>>712918115
Troubles really do make you stronger.

Alright he deserves some shit then for being one. I'd try to do so while not being his enemy.
Like beating him and then hugging~

>>712918166
Thanksgiving snek
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>>712913371
P-please stop claiming me.
>>
>>712918430
ok
>>
>>712918499
>not claiming best touhou
>>
>>712918461
No, I did not bully anyone.
>>
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>>712918572
T-they said Alice2, n-not Alice in particular.
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>>712918041
he was a total bro it's almost like if garrus died
>>712918166
hello snek
>>712917886
2nded
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>>712917590
oh I'm sorry, I thought it was. Anyway how are you? We haven't spoke since your Ducks game I think
>>712917651
>has no emotion after every kill
That's where you're wrong.
>happily eats a full meal after every kill
well duh, she eats all the time
>>712917720
Any clue on where it might come from? Not a lot is good with me. It won't get better until I try to move on but I'm stalled
>>712918041
But I can't advance when I'm too comfortable like I am right now. Last impactful decision I took, I was about to do something regrettable.
>>
>>712918743
Wait what is THE Alice of /b/ doing here?
>>
>>712917793
>>712917886
Since you've asked so nicely
>
>>712917998
>implying i wouldn't willing
>>712918041
I mean the only part that scared me was when it was up to the defense to make a stop. Other than that i was fine
>>
>>712918614
That's a first, most people who abuse animals also picked on kids during school.

Regarding school life, how were your grades?
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>>712918943
I c-come when I am c-called....
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>>712918829
She has NO EMOTION before the kill either!

>
>>
>>712918476
Ya. They've been babied and pampered to all hell, and this is the result.
I try my best to remedy it and get it through their head that SJWs are, for the most part, failures in life.... but...
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>>712918829
whoo that has been a while then.
here's the short version
>good at work
>went to nudist club
>wife now wants an MFF threesome and set up a tindr
>got her a set of sapphire earrings for 30$ today because black friday
>>712918974
>that tongue tho
please more
>>
>>712919061
Do you enjoyed being claimed by anonymous?
>>
>>712919044
My grades were about average.
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Claimed!
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>>712919213
Ok.

Did you continue post-secondary or just got a job out of the gates?
>>
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>>712919197
W-we are already together, I d-don't need anything else.
>>
>>712919131
Luckily most people do grow out of it.

Shortly after college
Reminder that most college educated women voted for trump
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>>712919253
S-seriously. I'm a t-taken woman. Don't l-lay a claim on me!
>>
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Claimed
>>
>>712919320
Is that Soto in that picture??
>>
>>712917547
Same, waiting to pass into a food coma. How was your Thanksgiving? Assuming you're Amerifat anyway.
>>712917732
Glad to hear it. At least they make it bearable I guess.
>>
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>>712918313
Oh hey Shiro. Didn't recognize you at first.
>>712918829
I might have an idea. I lift a lot, lost a ton of weight recently, and have been studying hard for a long time. I guess the sudden slowing down and allowing myself to pig out, not study and even turn on my computer made my body freak out slightly.
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>>712919498
N-no.
>>
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>>712919105
I'm sorry, you missed my explanation for this because I mistook you for another anon.. here goes
>She's able to ''switch on'' and briefly set her humanity aside when she needs to carry out missions, otherwise she's a sweetheart. She even has a keyword to help her get in her killer mindset.
>>712919168
that's cool man! You seem to be having a blast. Are you going back tomorrow for more savings?
>>
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Claimed.

>>712919405
I'll lay more than one claim!
How does that feel?!
>>
>>712919609
Have you got that noose I sent you yet?
>>
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>>712919669
N-not particularly good.
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>>712919666
Just like a real psycho.

Your can save these imgs if you want.
>>
>>712919317
the latter.
>>
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>>712919735
N-not yet, looking f-forward to receiving it <4
>>
>>712917720
Got any big decisions or events in your life that are looming over the horizon? It may be something on the back of the mind you hardly think about, save those moments where it makes itself known loud and clear.

>>712918807
Hell yeah. But that's what good characterization should do, make you feel it when something happens, or if they get killed off.

>>712918829
Good or bad, it's always good to accept things. Beyond that, you don't want to be passive though- you have to act. That's what gets you out of a rut, and also puts a bit more conviction into your decisions. Denying yourself from exercising your will in deciding and accepting a bad station in life because that's 'just how it is' is like floating in quicksand. You can advance, but do so with purpose.

>>712918974
They looked strong overall, but they have made a living this year on playing in the 4th quarter, win or lose. Bears are a dumpster fire that's spreading north to Green Bay though.
>>
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>>712919666
nice trips
so i guess i have too now. plus the wife will be working anyway and i'm off.
>>712919868
psychos make the best of fuck dolls tho
>>
>>712919965
agreed and thats what ME was good at
>tali
>>
>>712919669
Ooh ooh can I join the party?
>>
Claiming you again bb
>>
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>>712919459
Kek
>>712919551
Unfortunately, I don't know how much longer that will be. I'll not be doing them anymore when that happens.
My grandmother took a fall few months ago, so I've been a bit concerned about her overall health since then
>>
>>712919922
What field may I ask.

>>712919924
1-day shipping my ass Amazon.
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