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H-happy Thanksgiving Anonymous!
I'm t-thankful that you are still here and w-wonderful just the w-way you are <4

S-so let's get right into cooking a delicious meal together, on this episode of Cooking with Alice!
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Sick ass beats
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>>712910038
fam my thanksgiving has consisted of stale ritz crackers and a packet of fruit gushers I found from halloween.

hmu with some stuffing or smth I'm starved
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please don't even mention food to me right now
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Hello! Happy Thanksgiving!
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I'm ready.
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reporting in from bongland. so how did you guys enjoy your holdays across the pond?
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>>712910038

Hey Alice, Hunter here, with Altair in tow.

What did you have for thanksgiving, everyone?
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>>712910310
I t-thought we'd start with s-some nice black tea <4
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>>712910038
Let's, I'm ready for round two
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>tfw you dont celebrate thanksgiving
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Happy thanksgiving from Canada

bump
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>>712910117
W-well, I do have some bread rolls!
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>>712910310
misery with a side of neuroticism
you?
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Thank you,

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
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happy thanksgiving canda
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>MFW my favorite tea is served.
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>>712910038
> w-wonderful just the w-way you are
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>>712910389
Alice, do you have like a half dozen tea videos in stock, depending on outfit, and you just make the first image in new threads? You sure make tea a lot.
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>>712910583
Allow m-me to pour you some then <4
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Why was I linked here?

Who is Alice and what is she cooking? I want some.
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I'll try my best!! Even though... I've never.. Cooked anything successfully! But I've done cup ramen!

- Cirno
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>>712910310
Leftovers and bourbon. Not a bad combination after enough bourbon.
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Good evening, Alice! It's nice to see you in regular dress, but I prefer you in the maid outfit! I've just finished tidying up around here and now I've settled in for the night! How are we doing tonight?
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>>712910543
they all deserved it what a bunch of cucks
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>>712910511

That's fucking lewd but I'll take it.
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Alice, today started off good but my family all fought over bullshit and I'm spending my shit day on 4chan, make me feel better <3
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>>712910614
alice what if I dont like tea
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>>712910389

I like tea but Altair puts milk in it and ruins it whenever he makes me a cup.
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>>712910620
I am g-glad you asked!

Todays m-meal is, befitting the holiday: Turkey Legs!
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I'm here to butter your biscuit
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Oh hi.
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>>712910714
W-what? Don't y-you enjoy a good milk tea?

>>712910683
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* F-feel better, Anonymous~
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>>712910624
Anything isn't a bad combination if there's enough bourbon present.
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>>712910740
Waaahh! Gimme!
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AAAAAAAAAA
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Happy thanksgiving Alice
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Alice, what's the best way to get the girl I like to date me?
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Thank you for todays menu Alice !
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>>712910829
Thank you so much! ily Alice <3
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Hey hi hello

I see I'm not super late

-Sweet Roll
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>>712910838
Except jumping and high altitudes. Bad combination.
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Making me hungry, wow.
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>>712910038
Ola Alice. Good to see you again. Thanks for cooking for us tonight!
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>>712910839
W-wait up! It isn't cooked yet! L-let's go over the ingredients <4
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>>712910740
I'd rather lick your legs
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im hungry
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>>712910624

Bourbon is nice, I'm gonna use it when I make a pecan pie this Sunday.
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Wew.
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Thank you,

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
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>>712910714
hey screw you, that's what you do with proper tea, not that flowery hipstery bullshit with fruits and berries crap that you like
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>>712910829

Alice I just moved to a new city and have no friends, so I just fuck-all all day and now am just chilling alone.

I want to pretend like it doesn't bug me but it gets to me, cause I feel like I'm a beta piece of shit.
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I love me some Tea.
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>>712910908
Be incredibly attractive, have lots of money, be just the right combination of aggressive but polite, and have a striking amount of similarities in background, personality, and preferences, while having enough differences to be interesting. Be foreign enough to be exotic, but close enough to her race to be considered safe.

Otherwise we literally have no other information to go off of.
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>>712910829

The combination doesn't do it for me tbh. Honey and lemon, however...
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>>712911005
Yayayay Alice!!!!

I want to help! What can I do!?
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eee
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>>712911002
M-my pleasure!

>>712910980
It's w-what I do <4

>>712910948
It's no problem at all!

>>712910908
Ask her out!

>>712911006
T-too bad!

>>712911086
W-what city?
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>>712911005
Good to see you back here, you're good people.
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>>712910762
Based anon is here too!
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>>712911168
H-here, you can butter up the turkey for me!
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>>712911005
Oh is that you!? Cute.
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Growing
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>>712911192
But it isn't that simple! If she says 'no' it'll ruin our friendship.
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>>712911250
...okay that's hot.
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Whatever
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>>712910908

Meet her in one of these threads. Worked for Al and I.

>>712911073

Yeah well I like flowery hipster bullshit, you can keep your pleb lukewarm dirty leaf water.
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>>712911250
>slippery Alice hands
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I am a very good bad boy.
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>>712911351
*shrugs* Everything in l-life has trade offs. You gotta pick what you want enough to stick your neck out for.

>>712911386
S-shush! I have n-nerve damage!
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>>712911086
>>712911192

SF, West Coast USA
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>>712911351
You asked what the best way to get her to date you was. That's the easiest way. You want her to date you? Gotta ask her out. Don't want to risk the friendship? Don't ask her out.
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>>712911379
that's it, fucking fight me. figures you 'mericans still don't have an appreciation for some good tea, even after all these years. i guess you could say i'm... harbouring a grudge.
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>>712911250
Y-you're so good at it! I'll try my best!
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Thank you,

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
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SINGLES GET
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>>712911250
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Thank you.
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weeaboo permavirgin faggot
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>>712911507
Shush, I asked Alice.
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>>712910695
Who the hell doesn't like tea?
I mean, Earl grey is rather simple, but with enough love, can be made memorable.
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alice sweetheart,

german fag here. I usually reply aprox one time in year, and here u go.

It´s about 3:15 in germany and u made some alcohol fag happy <3

U deserve it, u done it. Now feel free and go take a shower <4
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>>712911534

hey I'm in NJ! Hey neighbor!
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>>712911250
Those hands...seems like years of programming have left you quite talented in more ways than one.
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>>712911606
And shockingly she gave the same answer : )
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>>712910038
Awh! Thanksgiving to you too Alice! It's nice to put a face to at least one of the community, figuratively speaking. Have a great night!
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>>712911518

Holy shit small world! It's really nice so far, I'm from farther up the West coast before so I'm used to the rain/cold. So the weather is super nice, but the city is crazy and busy as fuck which I'm not used to as much. I'm sue you know though from going to NYC, how is it there?!
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>>712911554
...M-moving on, I just use a l-little salt and pepper for seasoning, and a l-little garlic for taste; you m-may wish to hold the garlic!

>>712911612
It's n-not quite done yet <4

>>712911655
H-howdy!

>>712911659
what the fuck are you talking about.
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>>712911518
Bad. So many 49er fans and Mexicans everywhere. How NYC?
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>>712911514

Oh what, you're still butthurt that your country got it's ass kicked by a bunch of dirty starving peasants?~
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>>712911451
Doesn't stop your hands from looking soft!
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The next post will be dubs.
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That was a lie.
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I like salt and pepper.
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>>712911720
>dat pinky

also holy shit is that a salt grinder with a button? I do believe you are rich now
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I know you..
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>>712910038
Hi Alice
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Mmm! Looks good so far Alice!
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>>712910038
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>>712911806

I like the wind though, it always calms me for some reason. Thanks for talking to me Alice, you are good people. <3
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>>712911720
...that was a bit of a heavy-handed response for a light, flirty remark. Sorry...
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>>712911720
Looks good!
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>>712911819
W-who doesn't like massaging s-some meat and then spicing it up? But all g-good things come to an end, and eventually, you g-gotta cook!

>>712911859
I h-have one for salt, pepper, garlic, and bullshit <4

>>712911888
*waves*

>>712911936
I w-will consume your soul! <4
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>>712911811
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You're that same person.
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>>712911976
How long do they have to be cooked for?
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Thank you,

http://alicelied.blogspot.com/
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How long do they have to be cooked for?
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>>712911931
your picture is pretty

>>712911976
It has bones in it! T_T
i like boneless stuff...
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>>712911540

Wtf is this anyway?
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>>712911771
ah, you guys were cheating. you guys threw the whole thing out of wack with the tea thing, no british man can fight a civil war without a cuppa in the morning, you devious bastards
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>>712911976
Hurry Alice! I want to suck the meat off its bones.
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>>712912121
The truth
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45 minutes on each s-side!
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The truth.
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It's....
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Alice ive not seen you in quite a minute due to my new job. Im off tonight. Im glad to see you cooking still. How have you been?
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>>712911976
Hi Alice! I hope you're having a great day.
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>>712911931
>>712912119

Not half as pretty as you (´・ω・`)
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Come out of hiding.
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>>712910038
Why the hell are you typing like you're stuttering?
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>>712912168
I'm h-hurrying, I'm hurrying!

>>712912173
M-more like lies and s-slander, mixed with information I gave out f-freely.

Oh, but you are right; after years of programming and playing games, surely my love of video games is merely [likely].


>>712912240
Could b-be better!

>>712912236
See above!
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Today is a fantastic day
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>>712912370
Thanks for... adding to my collection.
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W-well Anonymous, h-how does it taste?
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Come out come out, friend.
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>>712912350
Stop spamming the thread you cunt
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>>712912315
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alice_Margatroid
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>>712912395
No problem. In return, will you stop spamming my thread?
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>>712910038
i brought the drinks
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>>712910038
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>>712912370
Because I'm not a brain damaged loser.
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Delicious. I feel ... loved and wanted. At last.
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>>712912472
I h-have nerve damage, not brain damage! Silly <4
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>>712912454
Post another one of those pictures.
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You know who you are.
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>>712910038
you have archive of the pics you take for your threads?
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>>712912512
T-that's what I was aiming for <4
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>>712912465
oh damn, is that some one punch man? love that shit, good spam choice my dude
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>>712912143
we don't eat bone though?

>>712912276
Thank you for these! <3
i want moar!
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>>712912323
But Alice, we can't CONFIRM that you love those things, after all its an internal state within you. We can only say it's likely based off of what you have said. Hell, we can even go far as to be a true skeptic and say we can't know anything for certain. Everything is probabilities.

Still, I mean you are a human being that exists on this Earth and has access to video games/computers, so by definition your love of video games is practically guaranteed. After all, they are awesome.
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>>712910038
>being this actually fucking new you don't know what /ck/ is
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Hello! Sorry I'm late.
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Are you there?
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>>712912520
The brain is made of nerves. Not mutually exclusive. Still, it actually takes MORE effort to "type out" a stutter, so I'm on your side.
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I've been observing you for quite some time now.
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>>712912631
You disgust me. Refill that with bleach and drink it.
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>>712912631
>being this actually fucking new you think /b/ has preferred content
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>>712912407
wait did you say you were from nj? oh shit waddup
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Who's operating the camera?
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Hello, Alice!

Today, I autismed.

It sucked.
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>>712912604
Wouldn't it b-be kind of s-strange for m-me to spend years of my t-time on a hobby if I h-hate it?

>>712912631
>being so newfag as to not know what Alice is

Oh s-silly Anon <4

>>712912735
Holla!
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>>712912323
>drools and watches it slowly cook

Can I lick the butter off your hands?
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>>712912707
Maybe stop being a vague twat and just say who you're trying to ominously beckon
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Okay! It sucks because 4chins only allows max of 2MB and a lot of my shit is 3+
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>>712912454
I remember those glasses!
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W-well everyone, that is m-my thread! Hope you enjoyed it <4
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More!
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I'm being vague, that's my job.
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>>712912767
One of her soul stealing dolls
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>>712912824
See you soon!
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>>712912776
How many years have you been posting on here? Weren't you the one that said you take no pleasure from it? You don't have to hate something to not love it. Indeed, the opposite of love isn't hatred, it's apathy.

Plus many people play video games to distract them from their real lives and avoid the despair that comes with contemplating their mortality. They are living in bad faith (or whatever).

You're gonna regret re-introducing me to those comics btw ;P
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Wow!
such a pretty phone wallpaper
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>>712912824

You da best Alice!!!
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>>712912824
People who are the nicest to others are often the ones who struggle the most.

What can we do to make you happy, Alice3D ?
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>>712912807
+.01 points for basic google fu.
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>>712912323
Oh? I hope it gets better.
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>>712912824
itatidakimura das
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>>712912776
You've admitted that you don't enjoy doing these threads (which appear to be a hobby) and only do it because you feel you have to - and have for years.
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>>712912935
Buy him a noose and ship it to him
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>>712912889
This is a b-bit different than that, so that's k-kind of a false comparison. Also, "love" and "hate" don't have opposites....anymore than the "opposite" of a pole is the ground.

And I already do, don't worry; it's made you unbearably newage.

>>712912935
Oh Anonymous....if y-you could do that, I'd much prefer y-you not waste such effort on me <4

>>712912964
T-this isn't a hobby, silly <4
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<3
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>>712912173

Alright so some of the shit she allegedly claimed happened does seem impossible, but even if that's the case, I'm not going to shit on someone who's mentally ill and also hasn't really hurt anyone. She's nice, why do you care if any of it is real or not?

>>712912162

Well I'll let you get your revenge if you'd like. In my butt.
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>>712911540
Oh-h, that's not nice to say.
Maybe Alice really does just want to help people.
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>>712913002
I'm f-female thank you <4

We've hit image cap it s-seems, so thank you all for coming to visit me today <4 I hope y-you had a wonderful time!
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>>712913037
*hugs*
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>>712912899
I got a pair in the mail years ago. I still have them.
Sometime I need to take a picture of them with my hat...

Thanks for the meal Alice. Enjoy your weekend!
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>>712913105
Y-you as well <4
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>>712910614
I-I-I tthought you were a girl....
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>>712913033
Nah, I'm just contrarian, as always. And yes yes feelings don't really have opposites on the biochemical level but I was quoting something!

Regardless, the point being "doing something a bunch" doesn't mean that you enjoy it, so the comparison is fair enough, as that means there is in fact an example that invalidates your point. Especially since both this and video games is done recreationally.
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Alice! I just got here; how have you been?
I'm excited to see another one of your threads. You might not remember, but I was the Anon asking about how often you make these threads.
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>>712913080

*hugs back*
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>>>/trash/
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Show your fucking face already. Always coming here to shitposting but never show your face
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>>712913042
she has hurt people
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>>712913182
I am s-silly <4

>>712913196
I r-remember <4 Sorry it's a b-bit earlier than usual <4
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This was a good thread.
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>>712913077
You're still getting that noose
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>>712913229
yay happyness!
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>>712913077
good to catch up Alice, i'll drop by the next thread if i can, so you take care of yourself 'til then
Altair out
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>>712913182
Why else do you think he'd hide his face like that?
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Hey alice! been catching up on the convo's but how is your thanksgiving night?
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>>712913240
Who hasn't? Let he who is without sin etc. At least she has in fact counter balanced that by helping people.
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Hey Alice, Homura here.
You're...probably going to hate me. I did something stupid yesterday, but I finally got tired of waiting.
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>>712912973

Hey I know you're trying to be cryptic and edgy but what is your pic from? I dig the art style.
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>>712913237
I'm a s-symbol, not a p-person.

>>712913240
Yeah, alright. I'd like to see the evidence of that one day; too bad in five years, ain't seen it yet.

>>712913278
T-thank you, I could use it <4 I'm t-trying to fix a moped you see...
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so alice is there gonna be another thread tomorrow like normal?
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>>712913252
Ah, I'm glad you remember. And no worries. I'm just disappointed I got here so late.
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>>712913357
You hurt my feelings fairly regularly : (. By that notion do you have "evidence" you haven't hurt anyone? Do you have "evidence" you've helped anyone?

What constitutes evidence anyway?

Perhaps even your threads are just a demon deceiving a brain in a jar.
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>>712913351
pretty sure he won't answer, but i think that's one punch man. at least it seems to be, i think i recognized one of the characters in one of his pictures.
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>>712913397
I'll b-be taking the weekend off, d-dear Anonymous <4

>>712913461
And I t-thought the other guy w-was getting newagey....
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>>712913240

Like, how badly? I've hurt people, too. Even Altair. we all make mistakes.
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>>712913357
You're not a symbol you autistic fuckstick. You're a human that hides behind shitty anime characters. Every time you post a thread, it's cringey as fuck.
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>>712910038
Hey Alice, I've always thought you're cool and have a little crush on you.. But I know I'm no match against Marisa. Hope you two are doing well.
Btw thanks for cooking with us here! Happy Thanksgiving!
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>>712913558
Alice isn't even f-from an anime, you newf-friend <4
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>>712913357
what moped do you has alice?
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>>712913552
Badly. With no remorse and no apologies to this very day
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>>712913461
what in the literal fuck are you talking about my dude
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>>712913519
You just can't handle the intensity of my ideas man, following the herd mentality with your society-driven belief that helping people and reducing pain is somehow "good".

In all ways I am euphoric.

Check m8 Christians.
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>>712913558
>character(s)
???
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>>712913632
Inside joke. Only somewhat. You really haven't heard about the concept of skepticism? Somehow I doubt that.
Also if that doesn't at least get a smile from you Alice than f-f-fuck you. <4
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100% cancer
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>>712913751
If anything, I f-frowned <4

Become who you are, dear!
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>>712912407
Show the dude controlling the camera eating the turkey leg.
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>>712913803
W-welcome to /b/!
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>tfw you come here to learn how to cook without getting made fun of by people on /ck/ and there's only internet drama here
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>>712913844
implying it's not on a tripod
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>>712913819
How would I know that even happened? And I know you well enough that a bigger frown is merely a smile in disguise. They're like dad jokes, everyone secretly loves them.


I'm not delusional, you're just a figment of my imagination!
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>>712913888
So just watch the webms you whiny loser
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>>712913888
*kisses gently* S-sorry Anonymous <4
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>>712913888
Alice is THE symbol for Internet drama
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>>712913888
The drama is also a meal of its own, in a sense.
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>>712913888
Internet drama is redundant.
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the hells even goin on in this thread, alice just wants to make some food
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>>712913600
It's an animated character. How fucking stupid are you? Shoot yourself in the fucking face "Alice"
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>>712913619

So, kind of a weird example, but Haruhi (actually a dude named Colin) called me a coward and told me to stop wasting his time when we became friends and I told him I felt like dying. He used to post threads similar to this one, and never really gave put encouragement or advice.

Alice, from my perspective, has done the opposite. Unless there's solid evidence, I can't imagine her hurting someone seriously like that. Like I said, we've all fucked up, but how has she exactly fucked up "that badly"?
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>>712913686
Personas. You fucking happy?
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L-love you all, Anonymous <4
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Damn, this thread got bad. Kinda glad I missed it. Too many people get way too invested in these threads.
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>>712914090
>Persona(S)
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You're still being plural here
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>>712914051
It's from a video game retard. She's a video game character. Go fuck yourself
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>>712913351
It's the one punch man webcomic
you should check it out, along with the manga and anime, but the still have yet to be finished
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>>712914090
I actually had this very argument with her. She'd insist "Alice" is a part of her as well, just as real as the people that see her in day to day life.

Some merit to it but i think it's just pushing the argument.
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This is the weirdest trap thread
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>>712914160
You know what the fuck I mean you cunt
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>>712914051
It's f-from a video game, silly <4

>>712914153
*shrugs* N-next time I'll post faster <4
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