No rekt? Come on anons! Rekt thread!
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No rekt? Come on anons! Rekt thread!
>>712901960
sauce
>>712902532
Found here
>>712902784
video is hard to find apparently, i know its old though. i basically know the source, i just want someone to lend a link to it
>>712902532
can most likely be found in the depths of bestgore.com
>>712901960
I doubt anyone has the video let alone a webm or gifs of it, but here goes....
Anyone remember about the "first ever" hostage in orange uniform head cutting video? It standed out because the dudes who kidnapped him and cut his head off didn't shout out any muslim mantra, so many smartasses suggested that the group was u.s.a marine troops and it was nothing more than a propaganda video because they teach you how to cut heads off in marine too. Anyway, the video I'm talking about is so old back to where qaeda was still relevant and isis wasn't born yet.
I think some real oldfags probably know what I'm talking about.
Never mind, I think I found it.
http://www.barenakedislam.com/2009/06/27/american-leftist-nick-bergs-beheading-warning-graphic-images/
>>712904668
1.21 gigawatts!?!
>>712905765
Where did you learn your math at? Niggers toilet?
>>712905781
>Good thing he wore a helmet
>>712906969
how the hell does this shit happen, i mean, i can understand a crash breaking bones and shit but this? thats just fucking mush
>>712906576
AAlmost didn't make sense. His guts all out but nothing on his back, guess his abdoment burst on the front side.
>>712902023
About time whales got even with orcas.
>>712907400
aah ofc, what a way to go, at least you will hardly feel anything, im guessing
>>712907400
holy shit. did it run over his full lungs or something?
>>712907400
This person was clearly so oblivious that I literally love seeing this webm. Just thinking about the complete absence of all thought as they rode in between the tires, then pop. I'd love to have that spray go all over my smiling face, if I only could've been there.
>>712907955
>if I only could've been there.
Yeah, would love to heard if it actually did go POP.
>>712907329
IT'S A PENGUIN BEING EATEN BY A SEAL YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
>INBR HUR DUR I KNOW
CUNT
>>712908161
>>712908161
No, its a macaw being eaten by a cat dumbass.
>>712908161
>being triggered this hard
>>712905765
He got the 1.21GW but was a fucking Eurobeen so only got to 88kph instead of mph. Stupid german cuck fag.
>>712904250
Nick Berg?
>>712906969
Some one always has to clean that shit up
>>712908795
Yeah, I think so. As I said, I'm not sure.
>>712909101
how can they be that stupid. Im like 1000 times smarter when Im drunk
>>712910002
And again the winner of shittest elevator goes to China.
>>712909973
just a question. Can a doctor fix that?
>>712906576
At least his family can recognise him
>>712905781
A perfect split...
>>712910082
best flying scissor kick I've ever seen
>>712910691
guess he didn't think that one through
>>712910136
Probably, but I doubt that knee will ever work again.
>>712910002
you're sick man
that's a very sick joke
>>712901987
Kill him?
>>712910924
who let these monkeys out of the zoo
>>712910821
holly fucking shit
>>712902033
what is this from
>>712901987
did he survive?
>>712910135
Silly silly fat Barstard .......'Nose Ointment!'.
ITT newfags posting the same shit every day again and again.
>>712901987
This is why you can't let your life revolve around your work.
>>712910924
What the fuckkkkk. Can't tell if those are bats or dull machetes
Gj white shirt guy, pulling the typical idiot in a horror movie move and watching before running.
>>712910821
>>712910633
>filename
>>712911035
no they gave him some mucinex it cleared up the next day
>>712910195
He ended up looking pretty cool, considering.
>>712910601
isle of man?
>>712911346
Kek
>>712910633
I fucking hate niggers
>>712911524
>>712910455
Fuck ozzy was pissed
>>712911738
Hell yeah.....'Nose Ointment!'.
>>712911731
Was she pregnant?
>>712911352
kek
>>712911172
hats off to this guy for almost makeing it across the street
>>712911960
He was a ex-boxer and well.. there you have the result
>>712904668
First thing i thought of was the fire after the car went back in time from Back to the future
>>712911454
We dont fuck with subways here. Are the tracks energized and he electrocuted himself?
>>712912090
precisely
>>712911346
y tho
>>712911454
i was expecting bayblade
>>712910753
Okay, I lost. I thought I was desensitised. No.
>>712909678
It was abu musab al-zarqawi who cut his head off, and they yelled allah Snackbar when they did it. Must be another video.
>>712911301
and people bitch about the cops in the US
at least here they dont arrest niggers right after they shoot them
>>712912274
check this
>>712912227
the way he "jumps" in pain when the blade hits
>>712911244
That loop holy shit haha
>>712909973
TOP KEK FILENAME
>>712912413
He may have already lost consciousness due to shock. It may have been a reflex reaction when the blade hit his spinal cord. The nervous system still reacts even once we are out.
>>712912053
Why when someone throws a couple of good punches everyone starts shouting 'ex-boxer..ex boxer'... Yes it was a couple of good punches but more to the point, all you cunts who keep shouting ex-boxer shit are quite obviously twats who have never been in a fight let alone thrown a fucking punch...just fuck up trying to sound knowledgeable, cause your'e just giving 'IT' away that your'e just a fucking mummies boy sat in your shithole bedroom like Billy fucking no-mates too scared to go outside........
>>712911342
lol cunt cakes
>>712911669
next bond villain?
>>712912797
In this case, they guy actually WAS a boxer. His name is Nikolai Vlasenko.
>>712912931
*the
>>712912797
wtf dude, i knew the story of that video, he made famous and got a judge bc he cant fight vs people being ex-boxer or boxer. wtf
>>712912797
Ok internet bad-ass
>>712911731
Oh god is it ever sexually satisfying to see a cunt discover reality. I love how he just staples her cunt face with bullets. Do you think she had time to realize that her looks don't stop bullets? LoL. I hope she shit her cunt as she did in a puddle of her own blood and piss. Now, where's my lube, I must fap to this excellent footage.
>>712913032
Check your moms room
>>712911017
You can tell this is his first kill. So sad.
sendvid.com/sg9enl4a
>>712910691
Newton's Third Law
>>712907162
trucks ran them over
>>712901960
>>712902023
>>712902033
>>712905781
>>712906969
All gore. Not rekt
Im sick of you dumb faggots not knowing the difference. No one's offended by gore here, but most know the difference at least. Idiots.
>>712911301
He has a nice ass
>>712913032
settle down, killer
>>712913191
Go to bed carl
>>712912999
Facts is facts mahuddy......
>>712911841
nah fam, she was in the process of divorcing him and he couldn't accept it
>>712911841
I hope so
>>712912797
You have never touched a human vagina.
>>712913324
Yeah. read the other posts.
>>712907329
>whales
>orcas
Fucking lol my assumption is that this is a leopard seal killing its natural food aka a fucking seal you fucking fag
Tl;dr kill yourself
>>712913185
Just what I was thinking.....
no one posts webmup anymore. I remember the one video with the anime music videeo opeening then it switches to a dog getting absolutely fucked up with sound
>>712913185
>>712913509
I like to think of it more as Newton's Third Suggestion
>>712904250
Nicholas berg or more likely Eugene Armstrong
>>712913377
Maybe,... but I've punched loads of CUNTS!
>>712913530
/b/ has never had webms with sound. You must have been on /gif/ or something
>>712913637
dennis leary is an unfunny douche bag rip off artist
>>712913705
Yes, It had, u newfag
>>712913421
Hey one exception does not...DOES NOT discredit 'The Rule'!.
>>712911017
Kek
>>712913615
>literally a piece of metal and a microwave
>it breaks the laws of physics
If it's really this easy to do that, FTL and time travel are right around the corner.
>>712913032
Do people lock up their pets when you walk past? Fag.
>>712912274
dude if you lost on that, you aint seen shit yet
>>712913191
Shut up faggot go back to tumblr or Reddit or whatever gay place shit you out fag
>>712913615
You can suggest all you want...'Watch the video again'!.
>>712902023
>mfw subzero's fatality
>>712913797
Yes. You're such an oldfag for having been around when webms first came to /b/ like 2 years ago.
>>712913969
Who will clean this up?
>>712913950
He's talking about the meme drive
>>712901987
I hate when the game fucking glitches like that
>>712913637
He hasn't said a single funny thing since Hicks died.
>>712913749
Do you mean 'rip off' artist?!.
>>712910455
Watching niggers get their heads bashed is the most satisfying. Post Moar.
>>712913797
>>712914006
You're both retarded and new
>>712913910
You were born in 2003.
>>712914037
What the fuck do you think I'm talking about...'wake the fuck up'.
>>712901987
STRETCH ARMSTRONG!
>>712912635
dude in the background "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
>>712914063
is this one of those safe spaces they talk about so often?
>>712902033
nice n creepy
story?
>>712913882
it was just a joke, bro. Anyway physicists say it doesn't actually violate Newton's Third Law, anyway. It does emit particles. We simply can't detect them because it emits paired photons that are cancelling each other out. Since photons behave like a wave, if you have two waves that are positioned such that the peak of one wave is lined up with the trough of the other, they cancel each other out and appear as a flat line. Yet the waves still exist, we just can't detect them.
>>712914058
Who cares..funny one day is miserable the next....'J F KENNEDY'.
>>712908077
probably more of a thud from the tyre
>>712914159
ok fag. whatever helps you sleep at night in your moms basement
>>712914322
>It does emit particles. We simply can't detect them.
If they can't detect them how do they know they're being emitted? Sounds like bullshit.
>>712910135
This fucking nigga got a phobia of doors or something?
>>712909973
He has a skellington inside of him
>>712912797
So you happen to know he wasn't a boxer? Do tell, my life will be enriched if you do.
>>712910082
nice
>>712914540
Well, they don't KNOW. We don't really KNOW anything. This is just the currently accepted theory for how the EM drive is producing thrust without emitting anything in the other direction.
>>712914464
Must have left him in the attic for to long.
>>712914572
mind your pronouns, that's zir nigga
>>712910633
I never bitch about rent, but this ain't cool nigga
>>712914413
Shut up, you autist.
>>712914725
that anon didn't even use a pronoun you fucktard.
0/10 troll attempt
>>712914473
You are a gay.
>>712913191
no-one here is offended by anything, except seepee and that's only newfags (people who came here after 2010)
>>712914825
no shit sherlock, it's a joke
are you autistic?
>>712910633
His hands are still holding her
Truly cold
>>712914631
Its already been established 'he' was a boxer, there was a point made about the generalisation of anyone who can punch 'being' a boxer....please please b/ read the whole fucking thread before you comment, or YOU just become like all those other youlube, instaflam etc cocksuckers!!
>>712910753
>GARBLGARBLBARLA
>>712910901
shotgun? damn
>>712914801
Fuck you 'Nose Ointment!'.
>>712914946
jokes are meant to be funny fucktard
>>712915185
Is that the only insult you know? Maybe you really are an autist. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
>>712912286
we still cuff perps after a shooting
>>712915185
You never heard of Black comedy!!
>>712910386
the helmet breakdancing
>>712911244
>Hey i got this camera but the lens is all foggy
>Ah, sorry sir we can only service our brands
>FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT
>>712901987
nerve gas
>>712914857
what a clever comeback. did your mom help you think that one up as she fucked her boyfriend while your dad watched?
if im gay cause i can handle watching a man get shot without crying like a little bitch then im the biggest faggot around
i bet you;d have voted sanders too, if you were old enough
>>712914322
Yeah, no, that's a crock of shit because what you describe would be inherently shittier than a photon rocket and this this supposedly isn't i hope it's real but my money is on bag of sticks
>>712905781
did he died?
>>712915455
Nope, talcum powder
>>712915440
jesus christ
>>712915268
You're dumb and you definitely fucked that "joke" up. It didn't make sense. Why would you put a pronoun there?
>>712911731
lol, chest pains
>>712915460
FYI - you are being trolled hard as diamonds.
>>712905781
Is he OK?
>>712911891
like in all of these they run, so they obviously know what they're doing is wrong and stupid
I act very pedantic at intersections because of threads like this
>>712913096
how can u tell
>>712915650
Let it go kid, calm down. I'm gonna go to bed now but feel free to have the last word, I know some 'special' people need that, to feel better you know? Anyway, have a good night :^)
>>712915650
Fuck me you fuckers are having some intellectual row type shite..clever clever Barstards
>>712912005
>filename
F U C K
im ded
night b
>>712910337
lulz whatt a fgt
>>712912300
>half-assing it
>>712915515
The problem is that even if it is real, and suddenly we can get to the moon in hours and to mars in days, it still only works for getting around once you're in space. To escape Earth's gravity and atmosphere still requires conventional rockets and shit tons of rocket fuel.
>>712912797
No, he actually was. It was on the underground before here. You're the one who doesn't know shit...
>>712915836
I'm not even the guy you were arguing with. I just chimed in to let you know you're dumb.
>>712912672
hey man you dropped your skittles!
>>712901987
>garrys_mod_physics_gun
>>712916017
thumbs up +1
>>712915960
For fucks sake read the whole thread you fuckwit...its all been said...ITS ALL BEEN FUCKING SAID.....its sorted read the fucking thread.........'Nose Ointment!'.
>>712915522
Nah, he walked it off
>>712916433
>filename
>>712910821
my sides m8
>>712911524
sauce?
>>712903087
Just search for 'chainsaw decapitation'
You'll likely find it on liveleak
>>712910924
br? mex?
>>712911043
Not even monkeys would do this. Only nigs, spicks and Muslim dogs
>>712906969
Pull yourself together, dude... there's a chick right there...
>>712916663
did he die?
>>712912171
filename
>>712911244
>YouGiveLoveABadName.webm
fucking kek
>>712917068
>I'll miss you vodka
>>712906560
It's in the movie, you stupid, fagturd, motherfucker. do you have a brain? I guess not. You don't belong here, go back to 9gag, and fuck your dog you bullshit, you stupid kid
>>712916926
Fucking niggers mane.
>filename
Kek
>>712917281
You're the most easily baited person in the thread fäm
>>712901960
I don't know why, but I always feel bad for the guy on the left. That chainsaw bites right into his arm for a few seconds and all I can think is, "Goddamn, Jorge! If you're gonna murder someone, do it right!"
