Rate my penis thread
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Rate my penis thread
It looks dumb and gay
>>768707437
It's dumb and gay
>>768706705
Aesthetics: 7
Length: 5
Girth: 8
Total: 7/10
>>768707437
>Aesthetics: 8
>Length: 6
>Girth: 5
>Total: 6
>>768707842
Very dumb and gay
>>768706705
no homo would suck
>>768707842
Aesthetics: 5
Length: 6
Girth: 6
Total: 6/10
>>768706705
Love that full coverage.
>>768708768
Foreskin > Cut
>>768706705
Pull the skin back
>>768707437
8/10 - Beautiful. Would suck.
>>768712553
Why?
>>768713581
Any chance you’re able to do a tribute?
>>768714587
i've never done this before but why not
>>768713208
Perfect dick 10/10 qt
>>768714920
There’s a couple I’d like done if you’re down for it. Here’s the first. The bride.
>>768715233
The second.
>>768715318
Third
Bump
>>768712553
Here fully erect this time.
>>768716133
Different angle
Bump
I love these types of threads. Big white cocks especially uncut ones my lord yes.
>>768713909
More? Looks big but the angle is funny
Am I big?
>>768716935
Huge
>>768706705
dick cheese /10
>>768716935
Possibly the smallest on Earth
>>768716836
nothing huge, 6.2 inch
>>768714920
You doing that tribute for him?
can people cock this slut. would love to see cocks next to her. please anons.
>>768716935
i prefer the term ' curvy '
>>768717153
Yeah if you don't mind a black guy doing it?
>>768717366
Bigger than mine
Lucky ass
>>768717269
Can you do any of the girls higher up too?
>>768717445
Sure
>>768717470
Thanks man
>>768717445
Give me 5 mins
>>768717490
No problem man thanks again
>>768717269
would die to see her next to bbc
am i a cute boy
this whole thread is gay af
another ig
>>768717721
>>768717784
idk!
Rate mine
>>768718281
YOu going for Cavs or Celtics?
>>768718281
>>768718343
why is ur cock so big :O
>>768718420
On it
>>768718431
8 if shaved 7 if not shaved
>>768718431
10/10.
>>768718436
Im barely 7 honestly self conscious of my lack of girth. I've seen wider guys
>>768718453
Thanks man
Hi it’s been a while
>>768718597
3 because of the hair under your cock .& just shit manscaping. would be 7-8 if u shaved correctly
Sup bros, how do I stack up?
Women love it.
>>768717153
bbc please?
>>768718888
Great. Just great. Do any tributes?
>>768718959
cute dog
>>768718888
Make a straight man drool
>>768718498
>>768718499
Thanks guys. Thinking about trying to get sucked off by a guy this weekend, making sure it checks out with the other side lol
>>768718435
Celtics since I was 5 man
>>768719119
Not even gay man. That’s just an impressive dick.
Hello boys
A little scaly at the moment.
Might be more crisp than the other pic not sure
R8 my dong
>>768719377
No problem man any time
>>768715374
Does anyone have anymore of her? She's just my type damn im >>768719452
>>768716133
>>768716403
nice
uncut white cocks with pink heads are great
>>768719674
Sorry man found her in a thread ages ago. No more of her
>>768719897
Ah damn thanks anyway
>>768719176
I'm also straight but I have a weird fantasy of a specifically straight guy sucking me off. Guess I have a chance lol
>>768718675
These are all old pics but I’ll keep that in mind
Umi_Ebooks - I draw penis. Please see my accounts to make requests
https://twitter.com/umi_ebooks
https://listography.com/asshuka
rate or hate
>>768706705
my dick on a disc
>>768720400
Nearly came to her had to stop half way
:3
>>768706705
>Rate my penis thread
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>768721128
Why'd you click on this then
>>768713581
liar, i've seen that pic on another thread
>>768720779
can you cum on her please! will make my day. she is a slut would fuck anything
Pro tip for the femanons: if a dude is uncut the stringy thing on the head that connects the foreskin to the head is super sensitive and will cause a lot of pleasure.
>>768721368
Post some more pics of fine women and I will for sure
>>768706770
>>768707603
so do vaginas and your mom. you were quick to come here you clown. grow a pair, nodick. gay and straight arent real
>>768720779
still here bro?
>>768721639
more pics so you cum on that slut
>>768721479
Nice lady here. Fap away
>>768721669
Getting your pic ready
>>768721690
>>768721746
sisters
>>768721736
please
>>768721845
more dicks let's go. and enough with this im not gay but i love your foreskin posts
>>768721950
let it rain dicks
I fucked it up big time I'm sorry
>>768721669
>>768722228
ahaha. love it. that is what makes life interesting. back in the day guys would grow up playing kinda faggy games with eachother. most dont mind getting naked in the gyms now but mostly we do lots of stuff still and online. it's really exciting and never bores me
I tried to make her face visible but this is my first time ever tributing let alone a cum tribute
>>768722296
been exciting since i was a kid
>>768720317
I love it
>>768722454
sweet. i wanna post myself but like i need new pics. i always get good ratings. my fav dick is white. uncut. where it doesnt retract bonered unless you want it to. and big heads. i dont have a preference for skin tightness or overhang when soft. describe your ideal? i like about 6" or so and girth is not huge for me. i like ceiling pointers but all other curves or angles are pretty much fine
>>768722370
Don’t worry about it lol
>>768722571
its all good. wanna do that pic for me?
>>768721845
>>768722746
i cant cum to women. maybe i interrupted you guys and youre mistaking me for somebody else. best luck
Rate mine. Would suck?
>>768722796
You're strictly dickly?
>>768718888
best cock in here by far
quads don't lie.
>>768706705
I'd suck if you trim that fuckin hair off.
>>768722982
ahahaha! a buddy at work first told me that about himself. i mentioned it on other boards like once or twice. and now i hear you saying it. based. and yes i am. this board is so chill and i love it. OP had a great pic. and a few comments on foreskins at beginning were hot. me personally i wanna smell all uncut dicks but that's just me. most of em dont have that "issue" at all though. but im one to wait at home to please a man in that way after a long shift. men dont smell. they cant. if they do? smells better than anything else
>>768723127
I love women but I've always wanted to be a bottom for a guy. I'm just afraid of STDs. I shoved an 8 inch dildo up my ass and loved riding it constantly everyday for weeks. I'm 19 do you have any tips for me?
>>768723247
moar
>>768721845
These two are sexy
>>768723087
Thankks! ;)
>>768723356
>>768723319
yes i do. there is truvada now. it only works for fags for some reason. it kills and prevents aids. super gonorrhea? you can see it more on a dick. i havent caught shit. are you uncut and how big are you? yeast infections cause all cancers. oral is pretty much safe. check for herpes sores first obviously. curable though. no zika. no trichomoniasis. if you want to not gag while blowing somebody? lay on back on a raised mattress. put your head backward over the edge of the bed. and he can go to town without any reflexes :). men just know how to not give tooth jobs. playing with balls is tricky. try not to touch the tops of people's heads if theyre going down on you. cut fags are hard to fap or blow. need shaft stim while doing it. if you can handle the crumple of dick skin it is easier to blow a nice phat possibly slightly stinky uncutter aha. so aesthetic and fun. you enjoy yourself stud ok?
>>768723667
Im cut and I'm the black guy post tributes in here I'm barely 7 inches. Thanks for the pointers man I'll remember them all.
>>768723620
glorious
>>768722290
you failed
>>768723843
youre welcome sweetheart. im cut too but got it done late in life for memes so im restoring now. do you know of any straight guys who do faggy things? i have so many stories. everybody join us in the greentext thread regarding this if you want
>>768724013
True practice makes perfect though
>>768724165
cum on her again to prove it
>>768724293
But I'm on fallout new vegas :(
>>768724037
I don't see the thread anywhere
>>768724465
whip it out and do some more pics
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfi8Q8F_lddxSEWaa3AFgeqO7RG7-AaTzfxvbVDt8K3Jew9fQ/viewform?usp=sf_link
Stats project. Thanks to whoever helps me out
>>768724618
Later tonight if anyone has a discord I'll share
>>768724672
cock her?>>768717153
>>768706705
>>768724585
ctrl f for green. has a pic of two guys wrastling. i should link it but im blazeing right now and too lazy after work
>>768724672
7.5ish maybe 7.75
>>768716935
That's actually pretty cute. Would fuck if you went hairless
Rate? Will post gif of huge cumshot if interested
>>768725246
7.5 and post away. good balls
Rate, please
>>768725246
go right ahead
>>768725021
cute cage tbh, are you circumcised?
>>768725440
7.5
i should have rated everybody in here but i cant right now
>>768725246
>>768725388
>>768725464
You twisted my arm
>>768726443
nice!
>removes the hands at the end
nice fountain. i'd drink it. i want it on my face. why are dicks so fun? you spend all that time hard and amazed by them. and then there's no foreign gross shit to expect. you make what i make and we can compete. and i own the equipment so i know what you might like
>>768719380
Straight,but prob would suck and swallow
>>768723620
mushroom/10
Heres mine
>>768726830
solid 8 methinks
>>768726998
And i can make it harder
Rate me anons
>>768725440
Veru suckable, very straght adelicious cock
>>768727189
nice ceiling pointing diamond mode. i would have thought you were full already. fuck it. here's me. rate me, yourself or anybody :)
i love hearing boners slapping abs or watching helicockters
>>768727258
Good bloodflow,im straight,but gives me an urge to sit on it
>>768727455
that is a universal urge. why does the exclusively male g spot need to feel so damn good just in order to make cum? that's because its function is to feel good and not just to make cum. only way to cum hands free really
>>768727387
Thats a nice straight shaft,the shiny head mekes wanna suck it
>>768727604
thanks dewd. i love getting hard and pleasing men
>>768727590
Anal orgasm must be heaven
rate me /b/
>>768717133
I wouldn’t mind deepthroating that cock
>>768727455
You should probably get it nice and wet before sitting on it
>>768723127
A smelly foreskin is An unclean one also >>768716403 here another one. If you did it see already
>>768727865
Yeah,with some precum and saliva
>>768727720
it really is! try an aneros probe if you want. nothing beats real thing though. if you put anything in there you can just lay there and do nothing and in 30 minutes youll automatically pressure wash the ceiling. ive almost fainted from buckled knees when guys play with me from the OUTSIDE
>>768727947
i unno mang. nobody really showers twice or thrice a day. i dont mind a VERY vague sniffable action
Playing with precum
>>768728013
My cock will ooze plenty precum if you gag on it just right
>>768727258
I love a veiny cock 9/10
>>768726443
Wow! Hot AF! I wouldn’t mind being on the receiving end of that
>>768728098
Would you suggest shave? I’m was thinking about it.
>>768726657
Average but honestly bigger than some I’ve had, I’d still blow you
>>768727738
rate, anyone?
>>768728661
4/10 Average nothing too cool about it.
Any really big guys able to do a tribute or two for me?
>>768728778
>>768727258
Not doing any atm but I've got a Kik anontri
>>768728864
Don’t have kik.. damn. Yours is perfect too.
>>768728864
No chance I can persuade you to do one?
>>768725440
10/10 love that mole!
Thinking of making a Grindr account, it’ll be my first any advice?
>>768729125
No sry don't have a tablet with me. It takes 10 sec to make a kik. You don't even need a real email.
>>768729362
Alright I’ll message you. Thanks.
>>768729398
Just send the pics you want done and I'll tribute them tmw or the day after.
R8 pls
Birthmarks btw
rateit
>>768717133
dam... anymore pics of ur balls?
>>768728242
Showme more
>>768729210
Why?
>>768730891
Nice head,very lickable
>>768730638
Thicc,would prob make an asshole very open( and pleased)
>>768732037
Quick question. For people dudes with dicks that have the lighter skin underneath the head but for like only an inch how did that occur?
Also 6.8/10
>>768728511
yes
>>768733012
Would suck?
Rate?
>>768734562
solid 8.75
final bump
>>768727738
thoughts?
>>768716133
delicious and nutritious/10
and chekt
what do you think
Pos0ting
>>768740145
ahahaha. jokes and based. winner winner dicks for dinner
>>768740195
10
>>768740234
10
>>768740234
more?
Be nice pls
>>768740863
I'd suck it
>>768739932
Holy shit you have such a nice cock
>>768717133
whats ur girth?
>>768741102
yeah i did like his. i rate him an 8.75 and he should post a softy so i can see what has been called "full coverage". hot af. ive been watching vids like this lately. https://www.gayforit.eu/video/422700/Crazy-Party
please rate
>>768741119
im so fucking hard rn. discussions like these always make me wanna sword fight. anybody ever done docking in here by chance?
>>768741210
good timing. 2000/10. greek statue mode
>select all the statues
well ok
im about 6.5 in length, 7 if extra hard and about a 5.4 in girth. ive always worried about if that was good enough, what do you guys think?
>>768741102
hey, thanks dude :3
>>768741180
want me soft ?
>>768741565
9 looks like a decently hard
one and boner angle
>>768741790
yya mon. all of y'all. softies are the great equaliser and i can see maximum fiveskins. me rikey times lots aha
rate
>>768741825
here ya go bro
>>768741862
try a bathmate maybe. rate 6ish
>>768741866
dayyum son. very presentable. looks like a proud peacock displaying a tail. very perky. i'd deffo snatch that shit in my mouf post haste
>>768741464
Yes.
>>768741925
you got a kik?
Ridy123abc -kik
Will rate /trade
>>768741464
For reference
>>768741983
fuck. only skype. youre also big dicked there anon. i wanna sit on it :(. pls b in london
Rate me /b
>>768716403
wait are you me?
>>768742020
not bad. good balls. 8
>>768742011
nope. southwest USA
>>768742098
ok. well. what else can i tell you. that i would lick under there. might as well post balls to the wall or go home. ive always been like that. and when you called me bro your dick got more dick like and youre just awesome mmkay. i hope you get to use it lots and enjoy yourself every time :)
>>768742198
thanks man. any other sites you got?
>>768740195
8/10
>>768742020
nice angle and glans
8.5/10
>>768742342
Never had a compliment to my glans lol. Thanks.
>>768742314
like for videos? umm. myvidster is always good. the warwick rowers are hot. and this vid is hot. fuck i cant find it. it's basically where a bunch of guys just show a big soft uncutter on cam. if you search public lot on pornhub that should work. or a documentary called generation xcess sandbach
>>768742342
10/10. maybe 50/10
>>768706705
Here u go
>>768742747
very aesthetic. 9
>>768742747
requesting softy
How about me /b/?
>>768742829
You mean flaccid?
>>768743104
yezzir
>>768743052
how much is hidden/10 ?
8/10, would def suck/ride
>>768742342
You too, 8/10, would also enjoy
>>768743259
Couldnt get it more soft sry for that
