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I'll fuck anything really.
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no kidding
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>that belly
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>>713790806
same
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>>713790806
That's all of us since we're lonely losers
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>>713790806
Even a Thanksgiving turkey?
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I wouldn't fuck a wasp. But that's just me.
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>>713790922
You want to fuck?

>>713790925
Reminds me a bit of you know who.
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>>713790806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>713791004
Anything~
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>>713791031
i'm good, thanks
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>>713790917
Fine... Also night, tell Jeff I want to put it in his butt the next time you see him.
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>>713790806
Don't worry, me too
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>>713791094
Kinky ;3
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>>713790806
Anyone else want a fat dick up their ass like I do?
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>>713791031
fuck yeah it does
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>>713791267
You're in the wrong thread, clearly.
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>>713791118
I kid. I'm pretty content in that department anyhow.

>>713791309
Miss getting me some cuddles from you two.
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>>713791332
well I'm still on /b/ so I think I'm good, we're all gay faggots here
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>>713791409
as am i

in the sense that i don't want to be fucked ever
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>>713791547
What's wrong with being fucked?
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>>713791547
you're missing out.
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Khajiit guards your back.
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I am pretty superficial.
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>>713790806
Lies.

>>713791151
Night.
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>>713791715
like, everything
turns me off almost completely

>>713791744
am i really though
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I'll give you a super facial.

>>713791924
yes
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>>713791547
>in the sense that i don't want to be fucked ever

OH GOD HE'S TURNING INTO NIBI
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get
the fuck
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>>713791887
more like stupidficial
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>>713791988
i don't see it

>>713792058
i just don't want to be fucked
it's not that i don't want to fuck

but i don't want to fuck guys either
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Make me, bitch.
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we don't need more nibi. One nibi is good enough.
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>>713792148
what does your penis desire?
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One Nibi isn't even good.

>>713792148
Well I hope you find a girl who makes ya happy, sweet pea.
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Hey OP aka huge faggot
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>>713790806
Will you fuck off?
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so this guy was just shown...
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Eyy who going to TFF in may
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frankly comparing me to nibi is a low blow

>>713792297
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>>713791924
I guess it's not for every one. Personally I'd give anything to get rutted again, but seems like my social awkwardness has gone up so high that I probably wouldn't jump after a dick even if it was dangling in front of my face. Have you ever bottomed before though?
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>>713792375
this is true
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>>713792378
>rutted
threw up in my mouth a little
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>>713792339
fixed
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who gives a shit
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there was supposed to be a unicode heart there
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>>713792286
the all-enrapturing cocoon of warmth that is

pussy
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>>713792375
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>>713792628
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>>713792576
I can't believe you've done this.
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>>713792422
I've been drinking so it was the first word that came to mind. I'll use "taken roughly" next time
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These "Bear" furries are more fucking autistic than regular furries, jesus fuck
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>>713792694
I still can have a hug next visit right?
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>>713792705
>aria of sorrow

I'm on the hunt for the castlevania double pack they had for GBA. Too bad a lot of them are bootlegs.
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>>713792576
I love pussy, and ass, and being fucked. Anything with legs. Including a couple dogs and a horse.
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>>713792772
agreed
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>>713792944

how many legitimate ones were produced?
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>>713792980
You sound more whorish than a stereotypical whore
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>>713792707
i've done nothing. i've literally always been attracted to both women and men

gfur threads arent very conducive to discussion of non-gay sex, so that's sorta why it's a shock

>>713792852
hugs will always be on the menu

>>713792980
didnt ask

>>713792723
marginally better
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>>713793127
Hell if I know.

All I know is if I suspect it of being a bootleg is I check the signs.
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I am strictly heterosexual
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https://discord.gg/72wrycM gfur discord
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i guess the only thing that's changed over the years is the percentage split, and i think it's settling into what it was meant to be now
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>>713793221

what are the signs
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>>713793197
Wonderful.

I've been considering being done with sleeping around now that I'm working to a relationship anyhow.
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>>713793146
Nah. Just horny and adventurous
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Won't somebody please
Take away my keys
Drunk again
And running in
To memories trees
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>>713793197
How would you phrase a wild night of passion then?
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>>713793329
The plastic is too thick around the GBA logo, the label will be the wrong material, the Nintendo logo will be wrong, there will not be a double number imprint on the label, and the circuit board will have the wrong Nintendo logo if it's included
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>>713793248
Guys have butt holes just like chicks though. Close your eyes and you won't be able to tell the difference.

>>713793412
Still sounds quite slutty
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>>713793437
Just put them on a key chain.
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>>713793367
tell me about him

>>713793448
i don't really use words that imply roughness cus i'm not into that

although i do like the word plow
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>>713793743
I have a rag soaked in turpentine, does that count?
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>>713793696
And that's..bad?
SHAME
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>>713793586

is it a more crapped up version, or does it play fine

now i am watching zelda 2... the adventure of link.
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i've never seen a butt that actually made me feel something

in fact, almost the last thing i'd want to think about during sex is someones ass
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>>713793964
Depends on what it's for.
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>>713794055
Huffing.
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>>713794011
You're boring.
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>>713793778
Words are all we have to communicate the complex expressions of the mind though. Plow just sounds like what you would do to snow
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>>713794010
Oh they usually play fine. It's the save feature that dies first. GBA games used a type of flash memory while bootlegs used a battery back up that dies pretty fast.

My first and only shiny was on a Pokemon red cartage that turned out to be a bootleg and it died on me.
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>>713794167
Why would you put your keys on something you're huffing.
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>>713794167
Gasoline is better for huffing or ether
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>>713794219
as opposed to something as euphonic and lovely as RUTTED, right?
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>>713794391
No, I mean, I'll huff the turpentine until I black out.
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>>713794469
I drink gasoline and don't believe in ether.
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>>713794472
Well I guess you don't really like it rough as you said. Rutting sounds more animalistic and raw
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>>713794515
You're not setting a good example for your spider lings.
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>>713794242
I have never caught a shiny pokemon.
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right now i'd let anything fuck me, but my bf says no
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>>713790806
believe it or not, there is a board for this stuff

>>>/trash/
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huffing shit and drinking gas might be fucking you up more than the car crash tbh
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>>713794700
They're fine with it. They're too little to know what's going on.
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>>713792148
Why are you here then...?
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>>713794775
Was on the buss to college. Was pretty mad when I tried to transfer it over to Diamond and it killed my save.
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>>713794631
Better than turpentine. I made some ether and chloroform for me and my friends once and it was an experience unto it's own
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>>713794884
Best to stop while they're still too naive.
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>>713794770
Hello there
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>>713794942
to take up image count and make you mad

>>713794661
i never understood the appeal in that
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>>713795122
Hi
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>>713794871
I don't think that's right.

>>713795044
I disagree. No chemical is better than turpentine.

>>713795097
Or just keep doing it so they're use to seeing it when they're older.
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>>713795208
It's hard to express reasons for why we enjoy things without folk psychological terms. Different strokes for different folks. I like it rough while you might not


>>713795342
How's your night going?
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>>713795491
To each their own parenting techniques.
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>>713795491
Whats huffing like.
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>>713795621
If they were real children I'd probably start doing heroin again because of how stressful it would be.

>>713795815
You get lightheaded and pleasantly confused.
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>>713795574
Same as most nights actually.
I did get my new coffee machine though.
Who's going on with you?
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>>713795491
Well then you huff it all you please
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>>713795815
Genuinely happy a degenerate like you is shortening his life span
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>>713795905
Fascinating. Thanks God speed
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>>713795905
Not knowing that heroine is a stressful substance means you've failed as a parent and that you should let natural selection run it's course.
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>>713795981
I probably should get a new one too. Same as usual drinking beer, starting and new job at and pet store tomorrow though
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consider getting a better one
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>>713795996
I would rather smoke heroin, but I don't have any.

>>713796165
What do you think the heroin is for?

>>713796232
I do every single day.
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>>713796165
The poor spiderlings.
>>713796232
Already do, every day pal
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>>713796350
Good, now go through with it
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>>713796315
What coffee process do you prefer and what machine?
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>>713796456
I cannot. I have a responsibility to make sure my babies are taken care of.
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>>713796350
Smash and smoke bed bugs?
Must be a better high then turpentine?
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>>713796656
I don't have bed bugs. If I did I would probably not kill them. I don't even kill mosquitoes.
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>>713796391
They're not my problem.

>>713796350
Fair enough.
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>>713796537
I just need a drip machine with a timer. There is nothing better than waking up to a fresh brew and nothing worse than having to make it when I'm groggy in the morning. I used to have a boyfriend that would make some for me before he left for work, but now that I have to do it myself it has become a much more daunting task
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>>713796883
Thats an intense choice.
Would you allow a tick to hang out?
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>>713796883
You say that until you find one.
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>>713797098
Yes. It's not their fault they're there. They just want to do what they do, and I'm not going to punish them for that. Besides, I don't believe in killing something unless you're going to eat it.
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>>713797014
Don't you end up making too much coffee with a dripper?
I got myself a expresso but sized for two decent cups. It should take about 8-10 to make.
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>>713797382
I don't kill things for no reason, and my own comfort is not a reason at all. Besides, I try to deny myself things like basic human comfort.
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>>713797412
At first yes, but now I know exactly how much grounds and water to add to make two perfect cups of coffee for myself. My machine is pretty small. It's max is 3 or 4 cups so it's perfect sans the programmable timer
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>>713797397
That's pretty gross tbh
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>>713798116
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