I'll fuck anything really.
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I'll fuck anything really.
no kidding
>that belly
>>713790806
same
>>713790806
That's all of us since we're lonely losers
>>713790806
Even a Thanksgiving turkey?
I wouldn't fuck a wasp. But that's just me.
>>713790922
You want to fuck?
>>713790925
Reminds me a bit of you know who.
>>713790806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713791004
Anything~
>>713791031
i'm good, thanks
>>713790917
Fine... Also night, tell Jeff I want to put it in his butt the next time you see him.
>>713790806
Don't worry, me too
>>713791094
Kinky ;3
>>713790806
Anyone else want a fat dick up their ass like I do?
>>713791031
fuck yeah it does
>>713791267
You're in the wrong thread, clearly.
>>713791118
I kid. I'm pretty content in that department anyhow.
>>713791309
Miss getting me some cuddles from you two.
>>713791332
well I'm still on /b/ so I think I'm good, we're all gay faggots here
>>713791409
as am i
in the sense that i don't want to be fucked ever
>>713791547
What's wrong with being fucked?
>>713791547
you're missing out.
Khajiit guards your back.
I am pretty superficial.
>>713790806
Lies.
>>713791151
Night.
>>713791715
like, everything
turns me off almost completely
>>713791744
am i really though
I'll give you a super facial.
>>713791924
yes
>>713791547
>in the sense that i don't want to be fucked ever
OH GOD HE'S TURNING INTO NIBI
get
the fuck
out
>>713791887
more like stupidficial
>>713791988
i don't see it
>>713792058
i just don't want to be fucked
it's not that i don't want to fuck
but i don't want to fuck guys either
Make me, bitch.
we don't need more nibi. One nibi is good enough.
>>713792148
what does your penis desire?
One Nibi isn't even good.
>>713792148
Well I hope you find a girl who makes ya happy, sweet pea.
Hey OP aka huge faggot
>>713790806
Will you fuck off?
so this guy was just shown...
Eyy who going to TFF in may
frankly comparing me to nibi is a low blow
>>713792297
>>713791924
I guess it's not for every one. Personally I'd give anything to get rutted again, but seems like my social awkwardness has gone up so high that I probably wouldn't jump after a dick even if it was dangling in front of my face. Have you ever bottomed before though?
>>713792375
this is true
>>713792378
>rutted
threw up in my mouth a little
who gives a shit
there was supposed to be a unicode heart there
>>713792286
the all-enrapturing cocoon of warmth that is
pussy
>>713792450
Jesus.
>>713792375
>>713792628
>>713792576
I can't believe you've done this.
>>713792422
I've been drinking so it was the first word that came to mind. I'll use "taken roughly" next time
These "Bear" furries are more fucking autistic than regular furries, jesus fuck
>>713792694
I still can have a hug next visit right?
>>713792705
>aria of sorrow
I'm on the hunt for the castlevania double pack they had for GBA. Too bad a lot of them are bootlegs.
>>713792576
I love pussy, and ass, and being fucked. Anything with legs. Including a couple dogs and a horse.
>>713792772
agreed
>>713792944
how many legitimate ones were produced?
>>713792980
You sound more whorish than a stereotypical whore
>>713792707
i've done nothing. i've literally always been attracted to both women and men
gfur threads arent very conducive to discussion of non-gay sex, so that's sorta why it's a shock
>>713792852
hugs will always be on the menu
>>713792980
didnt ask
>>713792723
marginally better
>>713793127
Hell if I know.
All I know is if I suspect it of being a bootleg is I check the signs.
I am strictly heterosexual
https://discord.gg/72wrycM gfur discord
i guess the only thing that's changed over the years is the percentage split, and i think it's settling into what it was meant to be now
>>713793221
what are the signs
>>713793197
Wonderful.
I've been considering being done with sleeping around now that I'm working to a relationship anyhow.
>>713793146
Nah. Just horny and adventurous
Won't somebody please
Take away my keys
Drunk again
And running in
To memories trees
>>713793197
How would you phrase a wild night of passion then?
>>713793329
The plastic is too thick around the GBA logo, the label will be the wrong material, the Nintendo logo will be wrong, there will not be a double number imprint on the label, and the circuit board will have the wrong Nintendo logo if it's included
>>713793248
Guys have butt holes just like chicks though. Close your eyes and you won't be able to tell the difference.
>>713793412
Still sounds quite slutty
>>713793437
Just put them on a key chain.
>>713793367
tell me about him
>>713793448
i don't really use words that imply roughness cus i'm not into that
although i do like the word plow
>>713793743
I have a rag soaked in turpentine, does that count?
>>713793696
And that's..bad?
SHAME
>>713793586
is it a more crapped up version, or does it play fine
now i am watching zelda 2... the adventure of link.
i've never seen a butt that actually made me feel something
in fact, almost the last thing i'd want to think about during sex is someones ass
>>713793964
Depends on what it's for.
>>713794055
Huffing.
>>713794011
You're boring.
>>713793778
Words are all we have to communicate the complex expressions of the mind though. Plow just sounds like what you would do to snow
>>713794010
Oh they usually play fine. It's the save feature that dies first. GBA games used a type of flash memory while bootlegs used a battery back up that dies pretty fast.
My first and only shiny was on a Pokemon red cartage that turned out to be a bootleg and it died on me.
>>713794167
Why would you put your keys on something you're huffing.
>>713794167
Gasoline is better for huffing or ether
>>713794219
as opposed to something as euphonic and lovely as RUTTED, right?
>>713794391
No, I mean, I'll huff the turpentine until I black out.
>>713794469
I drink gasoline and don't believe in ether.
>>713794472
Well I guess you don't really like it rough as you said. Rutting sounds more animalistic and raw
>>713794515
You're not setting a good example for your spider lings.
>>713794242
I have never caught a shiny pokemon.
right now i'd let anything fuck me, but my bf says no
>>713790806
believe it or not, there is a board for this stuff
>>>/trash/
huffing shit and drinking gas might be fucking you up more than the car crash tbh
>>713794700
They're fine with it. They're too little to know what's going on.
>>713792148
Why are you here then...?
>>713794775
Was on the buss to college. Was pretty mad when I tried to transfer it over to Diamond and it killed my save.
>>713794631
Better than turpentine. I made some ether and chloroform for me and my friends once and it was an experience unto it's own
>>713794884
Best to stop while they're still too naive.
>>713794770
Hello there
>>713794942
to take up image count and make you mad
>>713794661
i never understood the appeal in that
>>713795122
Hi
>>713794871
I don't think that's right.
>>713795044
I disagree. No chemical is better than turpentine.
>>713795097
Or just keep doing it so they're use to seeing it when they're older.
>>713795208
It's hard to express reasons for why we enjoy things without folk psychological terms. Different strokes for different folks. I like it rough while you might not
>>713795342
How's your night going?
>>713795491
To each their own parenting techniques.
>>713795491
Whats huffing like.
>>713795621
If they were real children I'd probably start doing heroin again because of how stressful it would be.
>>713795815
You get lightheaded and pleasantly confused.
>>713795574
Same as most nights actually.
I did get my new coffee machine though.
Who's going on with you?
>>713795491
Well then you huff it all you please
>>713795815
Genuinely happy a degenerate like you is shortening his life span
>>713795905
Fascinating. Thanks God speed
>>713795905
Not knowing that heroine is a stressful substance means you've failed as a parent and that you should let natural selection run it's course.
Everyone in this thread, consider this image
>>713795981
I probably should get a new one too. Same as usual drinking beer, starting and new job at and pet store tomorrow though
consider getting a better one
>>713795996
I would rather smoke heroin, but I don't have any.
>>713796165
What do you think the heroin is for?
>>713796232
I do every single day.
>>713796165
The poor spiderlings.
>>713796232
Already do, every day pal
>>713796350
Good, now go through with it
>>713796315
What coffee process do you prefer and what machine?
>>713796456
I cannot. I have a responsibility to make sure my babies are taken care of.
>>713796350
Smash and smoke bed bugs?
Must be a better high then turpentine?
>>713796656
I don't have bed bugs. If I did I would probably not kill them. I don't even kill mosquitoes.
>>713796391
They're not my problem.
>>713796350
Fair enough.
>>713796537
I just need a drip machine with a timer. There is nothing better than waking up to a fresh brew and nothing worse than having to make it when I'm groggy in the morning. I used to have a boyfriend that would make some for me before he left for work, but now that I have to do it myself it has become a much more daunting task
>>713796883
Thats an intense choice.
Would you allow a tick to hang out?
>>713796883
You say that until you find one.
>>713797098
Yes. It's not their fault they're there. They just want to do what they do, and I'm not going to punish them for that. Besides, I don't believe in killing something unless you're going to eat it.
>>713797014
Don't you end up making too much coffee with a dripper?
I got myself a expresso but sized for two decent cups. It should take about 8-10 to make.
>>713797382
I don't kill things for no reason, and my own comfort is not a reason at all. Besides, I try to deny myself things like basic human comfort.
>>713797412
At first yes, but now I know exactly how much grounds and water to add to make two perfect cups of coffee for myself. My machine is pretty small. It's max is 3 or 4 cups so it's perfect sans the programmable timer
>>713797397
That's pretty gross tbh
