had this lump in my ass for a month. what do?
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had this lump in my ass for a month. what do?
>>715172345
Go to the doctor
>>715172345
Go to a fucking doctor, JESUS CHRIST you /b/ tards are idiots.
Ass cancer.
>>715172345
Looks your ass is aroused
thats an ass gland, you're part dog
It's a cyst. I had one like that not that size but same location top of ass crack but it wouldn't pop, thought it was a tumor for awhile asked my girl to try to pop it and pus came out for a good 5 mins. Either have someone do it for you or have a doctor drain it. No big deal.
>>715172345
pop it with a needle and record it
>>715172345
poke it with something pointy.
>>715172675
That surface bump I'd also huge but I promise you there will be a huge assess underneath where the pus is. There's basically currently a hole is your body.
Had one before, I took an exacto knife and cut it open.it was filled with rancid smelling puss.
Have fun!
i had something very similar for about the same amount of time as you described. if it is what i had, it goes away after a while (can be a long time). im pretty sure its not full of pus.
>>715172675
i hope your right buddy.
Lance it and post results.
>>715172675
If you don't get the cyst wall it will just grow back. Need to cut into it and detach the wall.
>>715172477
no money to go see a doctor about some painless lump
>>715172345
Nigga stop trying so hard when you poop, you pop arteries and shit
>>715172345
pop it
for science
>>715172345
Looks like a planet being sucked into a black hole
>>715172345
anal tumor
>>715172345
i had something similar on my gooch last week, it was just a cyst with a shit ton of pus in it.
>>715172901
Arteries in ass.....Anatomy is not your strong suit.
Cut it open fgt
Infected ingrown hair, you need to get it drained.
>>715172901
i don't really try that hard when I poop but I have a lot of anal sex, could that be it?
>>715172839
this pls
>>715173006
lol
>>715172675
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>>715173056
Why are so many people getting cysts?
>>715172345
Blister by too much penis traffic.
Be less a faggot fag
I'm a PhD from University of Phoenix, you got a week or two to live you fuckin gay idiot kek.
>>715173282
more and more people eat shit
body become said shit
body contracts shit diseases
>>715173283
Rolling
>>715173283
Roll for this
>>715173283
Rollerino
>>715173283
I'll try but the homosexual urges are too strong
>>715173283
Rolland Dumas
>>715173282
>>715173400
lol cysts can be formed from a variety of things but its generally bacteria that gets into your pores and never gets released. like a pimple except it gets let go and never fixes itself.
>>715172677
>>715172714
>>715172808
>>715172839
>>715172972
>>715173081
>>715173094
fuck it lets pop this shit. brb finding something pointy
>>715172345
See a doctor you fucking idiot
>>715174066
its going to be pointless if you dont get ALL of it, go deep /b/rother no homo
>>715174066
Good man, you know it makes sense.
>>715174066
Record video faggot. Not pictures
>>715174066
YES PLS
>>715173727
I've got two and they can't pop, some need surgically removed.
>>715174066
intrigued
>>715172774
>assess
Abscess, you fucking mong.
>>715174066
bump for delivery
>>715172345
While most people appear to be somewhat more risktaking, i urge you NOT to open and drain this yourself.
Let it be done by a doctor.
As i work in a related field, the best idea to do is always to remove it cleanly and properly first and then to biopsy it.
This might aswell be a lipom, or in worst case a liposarcom (cancer of subcutanic fatcells).
And cutting into a malignant tumor is never a good idea, as it can lead to metastasis
>>715174369
thanks for that edgelord its called auto correct
>>715174066
OP I'm rooting for you
let us know if spiders come out
>>715174219
if he dies from blood loss he's never going to post anything.
THINK.
JUST THINK, you underage faggot
>>715174431
You gtfo faggot.
>>715173072
Ass is very well vascularized actually, it needs to be to stage a viable immune response to your own shit. You should see how much blood is involved in colorectal surgery.
>>715174431
fuck that man, doctor's are expensivo
>>715172345
It's an ingrown hair.
you need light surgery
>>715174066
Dude don't do it!!!! See a doctor. You need sterile equipment and sterile environment!!! It's just gonna get worse and get infected
If your ass starts pissing blood when it fills your shoes phone an ambulance.
>>715174066
DO IT ON A LIVE WEBCAM IN CASE YOU DIE
>>715174369
absence you fucking dolt
>>715172345
ur prolly gonna need an ass transplant
>>715174431
OP LISTEN TO THIS DUDE. GO TO A DOCTOR. SHIT.
INSTANT REGRET
will update 23:00 tmr GMT
>>715172345
Bumping for the first interesting post on /b/ since Santa crust
>>715174651
enjoy living in a country not giving two shit, litteraly, about your survival.
>>715173115
don't fucking pop it. it'll bleed tons, hurt more then anything in your entire life, and it could get infected afterwards. seriously. Perianal hematomas are very similar to hemorrhoids and often misdiagnosed as such. They are actually a burst blood vessel near the anus, causing a pool of blood to form underneath the skin. These bumps are usually caused by straining or trauma to the area and can be very painful
>>715172345
i had a massive cyst on my ass that wouldn't pop. it didnt hurt at first then it kept getting bigger and the pressure built up it really got painful.
One day after a hot shower i was trying to pop it. It still wouldnt pop. I said you know what, enough is enough.
I grabbed a sewing needle and disinfected it with a flame.
This is the hard part, you have to look away...
Line up the needle as best you can, take a couple of "mock" practice swings.
Once you feel confident, look in the mirror..
KA... ME... HAME HAAAAAA
then jam it into the cyst as you as you can.
It hurts only for a second, then the relief of all the pressure build up being released is wonderful.
Of course disinfect after with something. preferably something that burns so you know its working.
there will be lots of puss
>>715174773
it's absynthe you idiot
>>715174651
Treating a heavy infected wound with necrotic tissue because you had to do a surgery on yourself and then stay at home even though shit's gone wrong because "muh insurance, muh moneh" might end up being more expensive.
>>715174431
fucking wannabe doctor.
Honestly all they do in a hospital is clean it up with some alcohol before they cut it open.
Looks like an anal abscess. You're fucked.
>>715174773
abyss, you fucking cunt
>>715172345
>>715174066
I love it when some jerk-off with no insurance finds something fucked in his body and asks /b/.
We have a real 50-50 chance of seeing something downright horrendous and beautiful happen here, boys.
Praying OP delivers.
Nice ass-cyst-ant
>>715174431
>>715174074
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>>715174719
Don't listen to these faggots. Do it OP. I believe in you
>>715174066
attention aquired
>>715174863
Is this a real animal? What is its name?
>>715174912
Listen to this dude. It'll cost more than a doctor if you do it yourself.
>>715172345
thats a boil or a cyst, you need to see a doctor and have it lanced
>>715174923
Absconds, fuck nugget.
>>715174066
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>>715174930
I'm pissing myself laughing at that. I'm I'm terrible pain rn. in no state to edit video but I can assure /b/ video was taken.
>>715175072
It's a frog mad. Can't you read the file name? Faggot.
>>715172345
Sebaceous cyst. The doc is gonna lance that, drain the puss and stuff it with cloth packing rope like material and leave that in for a week then remove it, there will be a void for almost a year before fully healed.
>>715174912
well, sometimes people just die
>>715172345
my wife got one of those on her perineum, I guess it is a common things. The doctor used a scalper to slice it twice. Tons of puss came out and it bled...a lot. Took two trips to get it all, because they have vacuoles or pockets in them sometimes. procedure is called an I & D (incision and drainage). Also Hydrogen peroxide helped it to stop coming back.
That is a Pilonidal Cyst. It's best to just pop it and move on. Soldiers got it a lot during ww2 and that's what they had to do. The jeep seats were made really poorly.
>>715174985
I am two of those, and as badly as I want to see it popped, I also don't want OP to get really bad or die or never be able to have buttsex again.
Don't you want him to be able to have buttsex?
>>715172345
Don't listen to these idiots. Grab a fork from your kitchen drawer and punch a hole in in. Your ass will bleed for a few days while it drains so you'll have to wear a diaper.
>>715175104
i'll absconds you penis breath
>>715175217
>there will be a void for almost a year before fully healed.
That's so fucked up
Op died,
mustard gas from anal cancer was released
>>715175340
Kek, I like this kid.
>>715174913
you can always not rely on a professional, thats up to you.
But if try to do shit by yourself as a complete layman because "duh dem docters only rub alcohal" and end up with more problems than before...
Then you've only got yourself to blame
>>715175343
it's Abyssinia, you fuckface
>>715175388
stuff like this can happen
I'm an Irish fag, anyone have any idea if I can get this sorted by a gp or is this going to cost me. again I repeat, instant regret going at this, but still not fully finished. convince me to film the rest
>>715175343
Do it you candyass bitch.
>>715172345
it's one of your balls that went up inside
Fuck sake I knew a guy who got hit with a hatchet, he took a few Valium and a few beers then sewed it up himself with fishing gut. You muricans are fucking panzy's
>>715174913
This. I literally drain cysts and cut out lipomas and malignant lesions daily at the VA and I can assure you, anything this guy does is a skin prep and Betadine packing away from what we do.
>>715175521
Email a pic to your gp and ask?
That way you don't get an extra charge
>>715175521
Film the rest and post it, and I'll post tits with timestamp.
>>715175521
You actually did it? Holy Shit.
>>715175633
migrating ball syndrome
>>715175225
Sometimes i wonder why i even try to talk people out of stupid ideas.
Sometimes i should let darwinism happen
>>715175521
Take a pic for proof.
>>715175227
Is that your wife in the pic?
>>715175740
€1000 says your a fella,
>>715172345
Do nothing. Allow it to swell for several years until it permanently damages your hemorrhoids, and your entire asshole has to be chopped out because puss, and shit is blocking you from shitting and you die.
>>715175521
On second thought, you probably should have just left it alone and visited a doctor.
>>715174538
Do you understand how cysts work? Your ass is all fucking fat and has no major arteries or veins. You only have to slice the top layers of skin to get it to come out. Why don't you fucking take some medical classes faggot.
>>715175720
Don't the micks have the nhs ?
>>715175184
If you're OP and have drained it then KEEP THAT SHIT CLEAN.
go to the drugstore or something and get several bandages and tape.
Wash it fucking good and replace the bandage and re-wash regularly.
If (when) it get infected, GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR.
>>715175521
film it faggot!
>>715175863
I'd prove you wrong if I knew you'd actually come through with the money.
>>715175875
fuck you. i think I'm dying boys. my name was peter dowling. 1996-2016 it looks lik
>>715176104
Post video before you die
>>715175669
OP says he's Irish, so there's a 99% chance he's drunk as fuck and operating with a ballpoint pen.
>>715176164
kek
>>715174609
That's your rectal and colon, not your ass you dumb ass faggot. Do you even understand anatomy?
>>715175494
it's assblast you dicksponge
>>715172345
It's a hemorrhoid
>>715176164
Here's hoping!
>>715176164
He's full of shit, he's spouting about doctor bills when he can get free care on the nhs.
>>715176104
rip
>>715176253
No. That's retarded and you should feel like a fucking moron for even saying that.
>>715173072
You'd be surprised
>>715176224
That's what he was talking about.
>>715172345
pay a hooker to eat your ass.
>>715176104
Fucking kek, if only it were true, this would be an epic bread.
>>715176300
NHS isn't free. It costs more than you know. He's better off doing it himself.
>>715176347
No. I wouldn't. I am in the medical field, I don't think you understand the difference between your ass and your rectum & colon.
>>715176427
I'm from the uk asshole it's free of charge.
Post a pic OP, I'm calling you a faggot and I'm out.
>>715175494
It's abwehr, you dildo
>>715172345
>>715176224
>>715176427
ur retarded
>>715176427
>He's better off doing it himself.
> >>715176104: i think I'm dying boys.
>>715176309
>no pics
OP was a cunt, fuck him and his bleeding arse irish curse
come on OP post the fucking video already, people want to watch you screaming like a sissy (and laugh about your stupidity...)
>>715175863
>€1000
Nobody wants your cuck-coin
I hope it's arse cancer you Irish twat.
>>715175467
This
I had one that got bad and had stinky pus
Came back a few times after I popped it
Finally got a week of 800mg antibiotics and it shrunk and went away.
Thank god I thought popping it would fix it but that wasn't enough.
>>715175740
You should post them anyway.
Get a garbage bag to sit in, peroxide, lots of paper towels. This is going to be messy and smelly
>>715176601
I couldn't possibly have understood this picture without the medieval cock-hooks.
Well, fuck this bollocks op is a faggot as per.
>Be me
>Be irish 20 y/o
>Have partially shaved ass
>Leave enough butthair around pucker for shitcrumbles to hold onto
>Most of the time drunk
>Taking a shower while drunk is hard
>Sweat enough to skip showers
>Sweat fuses with my 2 week old buttcherries dangling on my asshair
>Strange lump... Fuck
>Wat do
>...
>Ask /b/ for advice.
>Follow advice
>???
>Non-profit
>Fuck you, i think I'm dying boys.
>>715177100
Many of these are drawn 1:1 as seen in dissection
>>715174066
Oh bby lets do this
>>715175334
He's on 4chan, so he's not innocent.
We're all on borrowed time until we die from our own retardation or a trips post
DO IT OP
RIP OP
>>715172536
That's my guess too
Is he rip?
op is ded
treat it with antiseptic lotion
OP dies sadly of hemorrhage
Well he is not the first b/tard dying after rectal-blood loss and he won't be the last...
>>715173400
FUCK OFF LAHEY
>>715178187
Yea he let it rip
>>715178476
Like >>715177566 said, we're all on borrowed time
Rip OP
Looks like ultimately he still got to see a doctor
>>715179134
No he ded
>>715179202
Only a doctor is certified to pronounce sb. dead,
so in the end he still got to see a doctor
>>715179347
No he finally sees a mortician
>>715172345
Have you tried feeding it?
>>715179432
A coroner you dumb fuck
>>715176857
Op do like he says, only antibiotics will kill the infection.
>>715179518
a cornea you shit stick
>>715179518
You can suck puss out of ded op's ass
>>715179613
It's a fucking corncob you putrid cumsock
>>715179432
So you could say he made a....
grave mistake.
>>715176951
>>715176857
I have had these and the doctor cut it and drained and gave me antibiotics.
Does it leak? Might be a cyst. I fucking had to get two surgeries for that shit. Even had to carry a machine with a tube attached to a sponge inside the wound that constantly sucked the shit juice out of the wound
>>715176104
post vid you faggot
>>715175947
This
It will get infected because the puss can never fully be clean outside of a hospital. You will need antibiotics.
>>715180199
Op here, I am ded
>>715179810
>>715179888
See the problem is most people think they can do that shit themselves with a needle and a little alcohol rub.
The thing is, poking a hole in everything that looks like a huge pimple because my mentality dictates that "i can't see why only a doctor can do this" doesn't work here alot.
Draining doesn't always mean just pushing the pus out with your bare hands/fingers. Theres equipment and techniques applied to these things depending on the case.
If you do it on your own, there'll ALWAYS be something left over and the thing will come back again, and again, and again... and worse every single time.
That is, if it is something filled with pus.
If you poke it 20 times and still are suprised why it only bleeds a little, you have an entire different problem.
Which is why a doctor always needs to take a look at it first (ultrasound, biopsies, palpation, inspection, blood samples,... etc) before cutting your ass open.
>>715172345
Pop it, OP.
>>715181188
Damn, 2 dubs, op has to deliver! POP!
>>715181188
checkd
DELIVER YOU FAGGOT FUCK
i had one of these this past summer, thankfully i live in a civilized country where medical care is free, so i simply went to the ER one day, seen a doctor and then a surgeon, he numbed me with something, then he drained the cyst, when he was done, i had a cavity in my ass 3 cm wide by 4.5 cm long by 3 cm deep, i had to go to a nurse every day for a week and a half before it was healed enough for me to take care of by myself and now it has healed completely except there is a sort of dent where the cyst was, hopefully it fills in eventually
>>715181276
>>715181188
>>715181310
stop same fagging
he went to bed massaging his ass, whispering to it "everyone is talking about you, youre a star now, who cares if youre ugly"
>>715180839
I understand your logic but I don't agree 100%. It's not like there are any vital organs around there. And you can watch how surgeons drain stuff on youtube, it's not a complicated procedure. The issue comes in if you cut it too much and it needs stitches to heal properly.
So if I had one of these on my leg I would totally cut it open myself because I'm a sick fuck and I actually keep a first aid at home with everything I would need to keep it clean. If I got something going on right next to my asshole I would not try that. The chances of infection are simply too high.
>>715176568
It's abacus, you wog
>>715172345
bump
>>715181709
Infected tissue is always a problem, doesn't have to be vital.
>>715181789
its incubus you fucking shite
>>715172345
butthole cancer RIP
>>715172345
Just watched this video earlier today, reminded me of you OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NaRNIyW1n4
Any medical knowledge fags know what causes these? Or at least what caused yours after you visited the doc? Scared of getting one cus of this damn comment string
>>715182746
I always love seeing how cleanly those tools cut
>>715182949
Maybe I should be a medfag
>>715182949
So it's sebum buildup? Probably nothing I can do to stop that shit eh, you just have a medical disposition towards them?
>>715180839
>you do it on your own, there'll ALWAYS be something left over and the thing will come back again, and again, and again... and worse every single time.
Antibiotics are the only way to get rid of the firmness in the cyst too. Sometime they are fully drained but stay inflamed.
>>715181468
fuck you
>>715172345
Relax, you're going to heaven
Nah just kidding pop that joins and squeeze out the icky sticky son.
It helps if you're on pcp cause that will be rellyy painful but I've done it so man up son
>>715183604
You're still fucking slow
>>715183134
Im not sure what your sentence means, too autistic to decipher
Im no medfag, I just really like how clean and...well medical it all is. Its all very interesting and fascinating to me.
>>715184096
Might need to work on your reading comprehension then faggot. Pretty obvious I'm the same anon who asked what causes these cysts three posts earlier.
>>715184096
And if you're struggling to decipher that simple sentence.. you probably shouldn't be a doctor
faggot.
>>715172345
Cheese grater
OP has sadly died of faggotry induced bum cancer.
RIP OP. He died doing what he loved.
sweet dreams OP
>>715174369
Asthenia you retard.
>>715183154
>Antibiotics are the only way
Pretty much this!
>>715185889
Abacrombie you fuck nut
rip OP died playing with is bumhole and caught ass cancer
F
>>715172345
kys
>>715183604
How is your post from the future?
In your screencap?
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>715172345
looks like ur man eggs are about to hatch
>>715186075
abba zaba... you my only friend
Seriously though it looks like a staph infection this isn't somethibg you fuck around with op you could die go see a fucking doctor
>>715186608
So, did the OP died?
Pop it, post to r/popping, profit. Maybe die a slow painful staph death.
OP WILL SURELY DELIVER
pop it
>>715175203
kek'd
bumping for intrest
>>715172345
go to a fucking doctor, if its infected you'll need surgery. Stop fucking around asking /b/.
>>715182670
It incumbent you fucknugget
>>715173282
bad diet and inactivity
>>715191659
it's acrobat m8
>>715172345
cyst or abscess
