Tried anal with my girlfriend for first time last night, she freaked out as soon as I tried to push the head of my dick in.
ITT anal stories
>>768855765
Not enough lube, you didn't go slow enough and didn't warm up her ass enough for it.
Straight up If You wanna Fuck a girls add go buy some butt plugs and get her to wear them first so she is warmed up. While you're at it buy one for yourself and aggressively shove it in there. You'll see how it feels and will take it slower for her next time
Dated an 18 year old when I was 25. Fucked her in the ass every time we fucked. Usually would end with her tearing up in pain and me depositing into her asshole.
>>768855765
Just do this:
Start with one finger, then two. Open them up like sisorrs a few times. Move to three fingers, then four. In no time at all her ass will accept many things. Real talk here anon. I've fingered many ass holes.
>>768855765
I heard about a guy fucking his girlfriend and when he pulled out there was a bit of sweetcorn on his dick lmao
Ive pulled out and found grren dookie. Ive also pushed my thumb in a girls bum, felt a tird so I usd my pointer finger to push it in further and out of my way
>>768855765
Next time try it in the missionary position with lots of lube. It will be much easier for her
>>768856194
pay attention virgins. this is exactly how it is supposed to happen.
>>768855765
Personally I hate having my ass fingered; doc jonson lube, butt plugs and anal beads help for me. Invest in an anal douche, it'll give your girl peace of mind that she's all cleared out before you try. Also, having vaginal sex for a bit first really does help a lot. Have fun & take it slow anon!
>>768857902
are you a girl?
>>768858159
Thats a dumb question.
>>768858371
your response is even dumber. kys.
>>768857627
I destroyed her tight 18 year old asshole for an entire year. Every time she cried it only made me harder and thrust deeper.
>>768859628
yea this is awesome. i wish i could make a girl cry like that. the best part is she kept coming back for more punishment, humiliation, and tears.
used to fuck some slut named nicole she loved taking xanax so everytime she was high I fucked her in the ass. One time i ran up into the log and pulled out with a little poop on my tip... Washed it off with something and just finished in her pussy. It was gross but didn't stop me from fucking her in the ass a bunch more times
>>768855765
I want to sodimize Maisie as she cry in cockney
"Oh please sir fuck me bum"
"hey gov'nor, wanna give me bum the ol in and out"
>>768856325
this
>>768860748
And tell them all the pretty girls take it in the pooper
Some girls won't go for it ever. But that said the best way in is to finger her asshole with a pinkie when shes cumming a few times until she bucks on it. Once she likes the finger try your cock, but let her back up onto it while you use fingers or better, a vibrator on her clit.
If I was able to park the hotdog van in my garage in GTA San Andreas, you can surely do it in real life.
>>768859881
What brought the party to an end was when I made her do ass to mouth. She was a 5’10” skinny redhead and my dick was always covered with her shit after ass fucking her. About a year into our relationship I pulled out of her ass and flipped her over. She sat upright with her back against the headboard and as I moved my cock toward her face she started getting a look of terror in her eyes as she looked at my shit covered dick. I could tell she wasn’t into it, but I told her open her mouth and she complied. I’ve never heard such horrible noises out of a girl while I violently facefucked her and came down her throat. After I finished she bolted for the bathroom abd spent the next 20 minutes puking.
>>768861002
some one should drive that hotdog van to Baden-Württemberg. and ram into this statue
>>768861296
This is gross. We need more bull statues with massive nuts to compensate.
>>768861296
And that fucking lady. "Oh look at meeee, I'm sitting here next to the FAGINA"
Fuck that lady.
>>768855765
dont believe u -u hav no girlfriend- story just to start thread
>>768861264
sure you did kiddo, what happened after , she developed a scat fettish and you shat on her face every day while asian teen girls around you flicked their clits and moaned "yeah johny get that fat log all over her face"
one advice for you
> less andy log posts
> more study
> more sleep
> more going outside
thank me later
>>768861434
Or this American boy who got stuck in the statue and the fire department had to rescue him
>>768861628
>>768861628
So that's how bab-
AMERICAN? Aaahahahahahaaaaaaa!
>>768861707
How are they not all laughing their asses off?
Oh right, it's a vagine, serious businee
peepee funny doee
>>768861606
No, we fucked for a few more weeks and she broke up with me.
>>768861264
ah fuck. i assumed you were forcing her to go ass to mouth the whole time. i'd say you had the perfect life for a while if you were doing that.
>>768855765
Grinding my morning wood on my girl at the time and she reached around and pointed me where she wanted me to push. Was hard to get it in but I kept forcing it and she buried her face in the pillow. Went to reach around and play with her clit only to find her pussy totally empty.
And that's how my first time trying anal went.
>>768861736
That article said American Exchange student but i remember when it happened it was all over Chinese media, I think he was on a year exchange to the US and spent two weeks in Germany
>>768855765
Eat her ass first for a while and it will slip right in. It also helps if you get her to play with her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.
>>768862019
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AMERICANNNNNNNN
Doesn't mean visiting america for a year to school.
GOD DAMNIT STRIKE THESE MEXICANS DOWN AND ALL THEIR VEGAN SCULPTURES
>>768855765
>break up with gf
>she cries
>stay in the same house for a few weeks because of reasons
>keep fucking
>lay in the lazy-dog position
>poke her butthole with boner
>doesn't pull away
>turns and looks at me as i start sliding it in
>start banging her butthole
>do it a few times after that
>she says she likes it more than regular because it doesn't hurt as much
>mfw she did it only in hope that it would make me stay with her
>>768861628
Stupid Americans I hate those fuckers
>>768862847
HEA WE GO
>>768856478
urban myth bullshit. everyone tells that story. it's always a friend of a friend.
>>768855765
when i was 16 i had this gf who let me fuck her ass but not her pussy becas she thought that meant she was still a virgin. She wasnt religious either and she loved it in the ass it was a really odd situation.
>>768861628
>American
americans are white (or blk since we got stuck with them)
>>768863318
They get a special prefix. AFRICAN. Or they're from the other one, peanut butter and jamaca. Or black works too.
>>768863426
Yeah the boy in the picture would be a Dinky Doodle American
>>768863956
Hwaaaaaaaa!
>>768863158
No it isnt. If it comes out of an asshole, you can get it on your dick
>>768855765
>ITT anal stories
2 Parts. 1
>Gf and I were downstairs at her parents house.
>She had a single bedroom; I sleep on sofa
>Her parents had gone to bed, so being quiet was essential.
>We often got cushions off sofa for quiet, slow, gentle sex before bed
>I was feeling unusually horny, as was she
>No idea what raised the subject, but we were kissing and groping and ended up talking about anal
>Neither of us had ever done it before, but had discussed it as a possibility
>We were both curious
>To my surprise, she's up for it. Tonight
>"Need lube" I say
>She says she has a tube of antiseptic cream in handbag because of a grazed elbow
>This should work; smooth, slippery and good if tissues get sore
>Right. Serious kissing and fondling. She gets wet
>Cushions off sofa while she gets undressed
>She hands me tube of cream and lies face-down on cushions,
>Open tube, lube her ass and my cock
>I kneel behind, leaning forward
>Hold dick tip on her little virgin starfish
>"You sure?" I whisper
>"Mmmhmm"
>"You ready? Let me know if you want me to stop or pull out"
>"Mmm-hmm. Go easy"
>hold dick steady with a hand and gently start to ease cock in
>Slipping off target, "NO!" from underneath; reset and restart
>Head of cock finally starts to enter
>I'm about to bust an anal cherry
ITT virgins
you dont need to buy lube, you just need to use her pussy juice. dip it n her pussy to get your dick slippery then slide it in her ass. repeat as necessary. and no, you wont get poop on ur dick unless shes constipated and has a pop stuck in her colon. oh yeah for extra lube you can use spit if her pussy juice isnt enough (but if you touch her g spot there will be plenty of juice, just keep looking for it, its in a different location on every girl).
t. chad
>>768864632
Ive never had a girl down for going booty to pooty. Bladder infections they say
>>768857627
>>768856194
>very cool same-fag
>>768864632
Step by step instructions on how to get a UTI, Congrats
>>768864962
wrong. i forgot to mention i wear a condom.
>>768864852
Yea, its an almost guarantee for a UTI if she dosent do an industrial scale enema beforehand
>>768855765
Took this chick out to Chinese food we're hitting it off take her back to my place things are getting hot and heavy she wants to do anal barely stick the tip in she shit all over me on my dick my chest
>>768865071
For her, not you
Have an ex that was raped anally by her "friend" when she was in college.
She hated that she enjoyed anal afterwards and always pushed the limits with me.
She wasn't happy until we reached the stage where we didn't use lube.
>>768865128
At least she didn't get Chipotle or TacoBell
>>768855765
used to fuck the wife in the ass all the time. We got drunk off of a couple of bricks of Mad Dog orange Jubilee and Christian Bro's Brandy one night and started fucking like crazy. Took the plunge into her asshole and all was good. Didn't remember lubing up but after a while I was sliding in and out with ease. Was going back and forth between her pussy and asshole when the smell of pure shit hit my nose and we stopped. I pull out and there's a shitty mess all over both of us. We hopped in the shower and cleaned up, she took out a vinegar and water douche and cleared her pussy out and when we were done we decided anal was off the menu for a while and went back to fucking.
A day later I was pissing razorblades. Ended up with a "rip roaring UTI" as the doctor called it. Antibiotics and AZO for a week to get back to normal.
>>768856325
Males or female
>>768865496
Eww you people are fucking disgusting. I sucked my own ass juice off my bf dick multiple times and he eats my ass after right after working 10 hours with no negative effects
>>768865289
I always fuck my wife up the ass whit spit as lube.. to much lube makes it to sloppy.. could be that Lambros stretched her ass to much... Idono...
Anal has to be done very slowly and patiently, especially if first time. You have to litterally push very softly, but not enter untill it becomes easy. You will be surlrised at how pleasurable it is and how fast it becomes extremely pleasurable, if you have patience. It is like a soft masage.And mostly can be described as an ever teaser. Cause you never really do it enough. Even when full entry is reached, you still do nlt do kt enough, because the person you are doing it to always wants more and cant get enough. Like a desire amplifier. Dont throw the entire pie in their mouth and be dissapointed that they dont like it. Teease with very smll piece. If you are patient it can take several minutes to enter. If you are in a rush, it cn take several years or even several lifetimes.
>>768865844
this nigga tryin to make love to the butthole.
>>768865844
Who do you think you are the Love Guru? Weirdo
>>768864405
2
>small whimpers and grunts (I am not thin)
>head pops in, soft "mmmmmph" sound from under me, I'm still concentrating and pushing slowly and gently
>"You OK?"
>"It's OK. Don't take it out"
>"Keep qiuiet" I warn her, pushing in a little more
>Gently ease dick in, pausing when she tenses up, then pushing a little more whren she relaxes
>From little noises she seems to be having fun
>About a quarter of the way in, dick is stable, can remove steadying hand
>gently I pull out a little and then slowly push hips forward
>she moans "Ohhhh fuuuuck"
>I gently thrust a few more times, slightly deeper each time
>Another moan; then suddenly and unexpectedly and she thrusts her hips back to meet me
>I'm balls-deep in one. She grunts
>And then she starts moving, thrusting her hips like her life depends on it
>Fuckmethisisgood
>Moans and grunts getting loader
>"Shhhh" I hiss in her ear and put my hand over her mouth
>She's thrusting like crazy, full length, balls deep - it's all I can do to stay on and in
>"Take it easy" I whisper in her ear "you'll hurt yourself"
>More grunting and wild thrusting
>She bites my hand to muffle a scream and nearly draws blood
>She's thrusting like a pro; I going to cum and nothing I can do. The sensation of her ass and her bucking hips is glorious
>She cums; deep shuddering orgasm; moans into my hand
>Feeling her cum and hearing her moan pushes me over the edge; I also cum, balls-deep in her ass
>We lie there for a minute, stunned. I start to shrink in her
>I reach for handkerchief so she can clean up
>She kisses me and, with handkerchief clamped to ass, waddles off upstairs
>I lie on cushions, in a dazed, post orgasm glow, not believing what just happened
My first anal was pretty damn good
I have a female friend who got divorced a while back. Her husband was always trying to get her to try anal but she refused. I think to get back at him or something, she did it with me almost right away. She actually liked it and we started doing it all the time.
>21 yo chick friend drinking at my place after spca work
>Talking about sex and working with animals makes her horny
>she is so conflicted about wanting to get bent over by a dog
>jerking me off on the couch
lays down and starts sucking the head of my dick while talking as if she's sweet talking to an animal
>passes out just before I cum buckets
> can't wake her up
>try fucking her throat, but that shits hard when a girl is passed out
>push her skirt up, pull her panties off and begin licking her asshole
>she wimpers a little
>begin fingering her ass as I lick
>I'm middle finger deep up her ass, she's lubed pretty good, and she's nice and tight
>I pull her ass up by her hips and begin to push my cock head against her and she whimpers out "it hurts it hurts. go slow"
>>768867878
>I ask her if she's ok and no reply, she's still passed out
>start pushing it in again and shes shaking a little as my head is forced fully inside of her ass
> I take it slow and get about half of my cock into her
>she's whimpering and almost lightly crying, but when I stop she very quietly says "don't stop, just slow, just slow"
>Holding her hips, I comply and slowly pull her back onto my dick until I run out of shaft
feeling how tight she is and listening to her whimper softly is taking its toll
>I lean forward and reach under her shirt, squeeze one of her titties and my cock just erupts inside of her
>I lay on top of her for what felt like an hour just enjoying her
