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Post acctual funny doggos.
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>>768860270
I think that dog's being threatened desu
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>>768860270
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>>768860270

That dog has ass worms
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>>768861404
Whats the story on this?
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>>768861404
this guy has found op's funny thread and proceeding for for the railroad
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>>768861497
>niggerland
everyone have parasites and ass worms there...
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>>768860270
>>"Doggo"
Fucking faggot
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>>768861599
I think the tail wagging was funny
the dog was happy - dreaming about gnawing on the nigger leg
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>>768861581
guy went to brothel and girls were having mad dog sex, dog got upset being disturbed and decided to hero like you will when you've read this post.
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>>768861404
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Familys-Dog-Shot-and-Killed-by-Police-Officer-in-Florida-City-334810801.html
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>>768861404
>dog attacks man
>man kills it
>women scream REEEEE U KILLED MY DOG
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>>768861801
Genius!
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>>768862227
soybois too will be mad at the nigger for killing the poor doggy
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>>768860270
Funny? That dog has fuckin neurological issues dumbass. Theyre just making fun of it
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>>768862227
Police are literally trained to use lethal force against any animal showing aggression so she really doesn't have a leg to stand on legally.
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>>768862601
a fine example
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>>768862584
It doesn't have neurological issues, it's worms or an itchy asshole. Bloody hell, y'all always jump to the worst conclusions
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>>768862951
>file name
how are they being racist?
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>>768862951
>>768863112
right?
anon is a retard.

That dude was obvs gonna shoot the cops, what does he expect?
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>>768862951
Dude pulled a gun on cops the fuck did he expect to happen and how the fuck is this "racist"
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>>768862793
aw thats really cute i love how chearful the dog looks when there shaking hands
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>>768863112
the victim was black
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>>768863424
it was a book
bible to be exact
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>>768861277
My heart just melted. Thank you for posting that
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>>768861277
he said doggos not baby lions from the black jaguar white tiger foundation. but the man does good work.
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>>768863584
thank god he got shot right?

and it's not much of a victim btw
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>>768861404
>dat tail wagging to the end
Man, fuck you anon. So many fucking feels.
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I love this and OP's groovin doggo :)
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>>768861404
That tail wagging LOL dogs are funny to kill stupid animals lol
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>>768863924
kys
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>>768864032
Come do it your self bitch lol
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>>768861404
"I just think it's uncalled for. I could have grabbed her easily. He was not in any threat of loss of life that he had to pull his gun," Palacios said.

Yeah, could have easily grabbed the dog and controlled it....my ass
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>>768864103
School's out.
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>>768864164
Niggers are afraid of dogs because they train dogs to be aggressive and mean. Like niggers.
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>>768861404
why are they getting so upset, the dog looks happy about it with his little tail wagging
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>>768864103
Dox yourself so I can!
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>>768864167
Blaming it on school faggot lol you know little faggot kids have smartphones and can shitpost even in summer school right bitch lol I kill dogs for fun little bitch get over it faggot lol
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>>768863710
drink some liquid soy and play zelda, you'll feel better
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>>768864249
Edgy little faggot lol diy pussy
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>>768864345
Pussy boy wants a fight but wont say where he's at.
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>>768864311
Nah, you lie on 4chan for fun, but keep dreaming. One day you might even have a crippled teenager you lured off of grindr, decomposing in a white plastic barrel while you try to find wholesale sulfuric acid.
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>>768862059
Jesus christ. I'm super stoned and I just kept looking at this like dann that's a funky looking dog .
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>>768863924
fucking edgy teens are edgy
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>>768864164
literally everyone's at fault but not the dumb whores unable to control their fucking dog..
>yeah I'll just let the agressive dog to greet a stranger what could happen, he doesn't bite that hard..
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>>768861404
DOWN!
Good boy.
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>>768864334
I petted my dog instead. I told him that I won't let any niggers shoot him. He wagged his tail, which is dog for "no worries, that anon is a fag".
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>>768864387
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>>768862951
<<<<<<< 3 new uns
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>>768860270
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>>768864549
the nigger at that webm maked that dog just as happy, he also wagged his tail I don't see the problem
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>>768864387

what a comedian you are, anon!

one to rival the likes of dave chappelle and that crack addict across the street who touches me sometimes!
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>>768864387

>cheesing the boss: bloodstarved beast got stuck on a pillar
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>>768864919
wew lad, watch that edge, you're not allowed weapons at school
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>>768864549
>He wagged his tail, which is dog for "no worries, that anon is a fag".
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>>768863774
that is adorable.
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>>768863924
look mom! I can be edgy too!
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>>768864387
wow, you really are an amazing human being who has masterd the art of being edgy.
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>>768865041
wonderful.
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>>768865261
I would love that doggie.
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>>768865500
thank you for this.
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>>768864387

Do not talk to me or my son ever again.
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so good.
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>>768865182
you know the white one will grow up, get a degree and a well paying job. the black one will be violent have gang ties from an early age be in and out of honest work or incarcerated or killed for there gang activity but will be remembered for being a gud boi
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>>768865597
Unexpected
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>>768864919
they only wanted the one guy...
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>>768861611
*op is crying because of you*
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>>768865740
kek
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>>768864506
it's a squirrel you moron
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>>768865740
mlem
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>>768864872
that is a good point, I have not considered it that way before.
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>>768864506
>>768865899
i keked hard
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>>768865899
no moron it is a capoeira they are the largest marcupials
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>>768866034
funny dog.
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>>768861404
This is why niggers shouldn't be police officers. Seriously though, race aside, fuck cops. I would have let the dog bite the fuck out of me before shooting it. Even then, I might not do it as long as it wasn't savagely mauling me. Most cops lack compassion and are straight up sociopaths.
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>>768866145
no moron it is an otter.
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>>768866265
I like that horse.
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>>768866162
"Doggo bite, Doggo scary, me not scared, me law, me go bang bang with boomstick"
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are sneks allowed in this threat?
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>>768866265
Thats a big ass dog
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>>768866406
sneks are allowed.
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>>768866398
A typical low IQ American with a license to kill is a scary thing.
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Check out this doggo!
>>768865729
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>>768866162
u think crackers should? ya you racist... crackers who's racist, like naacp racial profiling happened other day. yall be racist ignant racists
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>>768861802
Thanks.
>>768861404
Honestly, though, what the fuck do you expect? A big-ass bull-lookin' dog darts out the fucking door at someone, they're gonna get scared. Frankly, what pisses me off is that these bitches can't control their dog and blame other people for what happens. Dead dog AT LEAST partially because you can't be bothered to sufficiently train your dog or plan ahead to have a leash by the front door or at least talk through the door.
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>>768866548
GET'RR DONE! Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them. We're jealous obviously.. lol what a joke.
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>>768866671
No, if you read the whole post, I said it wasn't a race thing. Most cops are trash. Including this black dude who showed his true nigger colors for shooting down a dog.
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>>768861404
pitbull attacks first, what a surprise
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>>768865899
It's a fucking capibara
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>>768866977
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>>768866195
No moron is the same
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>>768866977
Son, I need you to be a lot less of a nigger today.
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>>768867696

>nigger

this is clearly WPS.
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>>768867686
actually it's a moron
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>>768863112
>>768863178
>>768863694
>>768863424
>wut is b8
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>>768866977
stuff, white people do
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>>768867696
that ass ain't black, anon.
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>>768868740
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>>768867840

You can be white and a nigger
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>>768865899
its a koala
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>>768868854
shadup white trash
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>>768861404
the doggo DINDU NUFFIN
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>>768862951
If hands up face the wall is the same as non compliance fish around your pocket then maybe it was racism.
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>>768862516
soybois will defend tyrone, as always
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>>768862951
i always loved the splatter effect in this video
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>>768865899
>>768864506
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>>768867191
idk man, it looks like it was just curious
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>>768862951
lol he moves his legs like that dog moved his tail
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>>768868854
no, not really.. cause niggers are black.
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>>768868815
helpful doggo is helpful
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>>768862227
The dog wasn't showing aggression
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>>768866895
Slap you up nyukka
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My time to shine
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>>768868815
He waited dog years for that opportunity
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>>768862951
y'all sure he's not just being tazed in this one?
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>>768869564
"She"
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>>768869371
Yes really.
We just spell nigger like this. "r-e-d-n-e-c-k".
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>>768867840
But it's very much something a nigger would no.
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>>768869951
rednecks are white, anon. Niggers are black.
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>>768870117
>live in subpar (usually government funded) housing
>rely on public assistance programs to feed their children
>simplistic views of the world due to lack of education
>gun owners who usually use their guns a little too liberally for EVERYONES standards
>often have a criminal background with a history of violence
>racist views of those who aren't part of their racial group
>having babies left and right mostly due to a lack of access to proper healthcare
>often living off minimum wage

Are they not niggers, just white?
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>>768864919
20 people on the scene and not one of them had the fortitude to grab that fucking dog and use their strength to hold it down. This is survival 101. 4 people can hold down 1 dog. and I'm not talking about hold it in one place, they can make it completely stationary, unable to thrash its head or kick its legs or anything. It's doable if youre prepared to use your actual strength. But we had people bring in whips, hoses, cameras, some people just brought their fat bald heads and stared.... Like how hard could this have been really.
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>>768864387
I just hope that a random muslim horde breaks into his house, rape his mom in front of him, and possibly behead them after.

Ur a huge faggot edgelord btw, end you life.
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>>768863584
>victim
>criminal (under arrest by law enforcement, but with a gun, which he was drawing, when all he had to do was comply and put his hands up)

victim=criminal with gun ready to kill cops with families just doing their job for us?

dis new world where everything is upside down and obama is laughing at fucking it all up and leaving a mess
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>>768870354
I carry a knife and would've slit the dogs throat ASAP
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>>768862601
>Wooah im allowed to do bad thing so i will do it instead of having good sense
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>>768870733
mAde me kek
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>>768870354
story time

My best friend was dating this crazy bitch, while he was staying with his little brother who owns a pitbull.

>couple is "play fighting" one night
So she says. But..
>the pitbull attacks her arm
>lockjaw immediately
My friend, and his 200lb musclehead brother, could not pry this dogs jaws off of her arm. They tried pliers, they tried picking up its entire body, they tried everything. It would do exactly what these dogs did. Run right back to the victim, lock on, and keep going.

tl;dr the dog tore off most of her right bicep, she was in PT for 6 months, and 2 grown ass men could not pry a 1 year old pitbull off of its victim.
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>>768870343
>lack of proper healthcare
You don't need healthcare to get condoms, jackass.
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>>768870937
Or you know, hammer to the head repeatedly. Pitbulls are cancer.
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>>768862059
Capybaras are awesome
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>>768870937
Locking is another story. These dogs were just attacking. And there were 20 people, not 2.
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>>768870591
I hate that this is your solution, but in a scenario like this, obviously the human life takes priority, and since everyone around was a fucking moron, if just one person had ended this with a knife it'd have been better than all the mess these folks went through
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>>768870937
Pitbulls don't have locking jaws, that's a myth
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>>768864387
Kys, lowlife scum.
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>>768870343
nigger comes from negro, that means black.
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>>768870059
PUKING DOG FOR PRESIDENT
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>>768860270
funny doggos?
I think I win this thread
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>>768862951
I bet the retards could find a way to protest this
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>>768871081
first niggers, then start thinking about pitbulls.
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>>768873154
Classic
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Sorry for this
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And this
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>>768873968
Disgusting
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>>768873968
delet this
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>>768861404
Is this the new sims?
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>>768865899
it's an american squirrel you nigger
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>>768862951

>be american
>out hand in pocket
>get shot
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how is this thread still here after 4 hours?
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Reminder that dogs aren't mans best friend
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>>768863584
>victim
Nigger detected
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>>768861404
hmmm what a hot piece of ass at 0:58
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>>768872760

That is fucking rich right there.
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>>768870542
Rekt
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>>768862516
Soy fags will mostly defend the nigger.
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>>768862951
Now there's an animal worth killing.
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>>768866977
Hot lunch.
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>>768862793
Someone post the "well how the hell are ya, Jim?" one
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>>768866162
Are you serious.
If a dog comes to me I kick it.
If I have a gun I will shoot it.
Keep your animal away from people who don't like it or face the consequences.
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>>768873968
Shame that ain't real: would have been one less shit bull.
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>>768874672
this is reallyfucking scary
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>>768864387
Well I guess we are the superior beings for a reason
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>>768872760
what kind of stupid whore is this? just kick the fucking cat in the head so it will fucking die, end of story. cunt
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>>768865712
Asterix...?
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>>768869607
if you watch closely I think he was first tazed and THEN shot
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>>768861404
Funniest part is he stopped after seeing a car door open.
Cop wasnt even called to the house for a disturbance, just wanted to go kill something.
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>>768861802
I like how the article ends with them saying there needs to be training. Like, of the cops. Not the dog, surely. Just the cops.
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>>768866010
me too anon
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>>768870117
That's like saying all faggots are homosexual.
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>>768874672
How can we compete?
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>>768864334
is this real or satire hard to tell
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>>768874672
looks pretty friendly to me.
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>>768865048
underrated post
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>>768876580
calm down, bismuth
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nigger
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>>768870937
I could one hit quit a pitbull. I wish a nigga do would.
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>>768865157
is this real?
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>>768864103
Go back to class edgy teen, school isn't out yet
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>>768874672
mans best friend with benefits
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>>768870937
I love dogs but honestly pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world. Don't trust them.
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>>768865740
Hungry Hungry Doggos
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>>768865651
Its the same dog you retard
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>>768864387
You are a remarkably unfunny cunt
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>>768864387
I bet youre a cool person that people and animals like to be around
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>>768861277
Not doggo but cute
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>>768864387
Damn I can feel my skin stinging
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>>768862227
As a trained police officer I understand the cops decision and I would do the same.
As a dog owner I would be furious but then again my dogs are trained to sit and wait when I open the door.
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>>768864387
Who ever did this should be removed from the gene pool with extreme prejudice.
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>>768871375
There is no mechanism in their muscular or skeletal system to lock but I assure you there is a psychological tendency to lock their grasp when they have bitten down
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>>768880496
of course it is dumbass
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>>768872760
The dog didnt even stand a chance getting attack by a cat and strangled by its retarded owner
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>>768861802
thanks anon
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>>768874590

>be kebab
>pull out shaving blade
>kill britbongs
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>>768862951
>Nigger pulls gun
>police shoots nigger down
>hurr racist cops killed another poor victim of racism
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>>768885847
These are demons man. They look human, but they're demons. These aren't people anymore.
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>>768872760

kitty fucked him up at the end tho
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>>768874590
he IS right tho,american do pull guns from their pockets frequently
"sure maam,heres your change,oops,dropped my 9mm"
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>>768876261
shut up faggot
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