Name a better breakfast than a cold beer..(Pro tip, you can't!)
Bacon sandwich
>>750878841
this used to be a go to cure for me when hung over but lately everytime i try to drink a beer i get sick
Ass.
>>750878841
Two cold beers
>>750878954
Cheers to that
>>750878908
Sounds soooo good..wi ssh I had bacon..th anks alot..now I need bacon
>>750878841
warm cum pizza and flat root beer
>>750878998
>>750878987
3 cold beers
Pussy
Coffee with gin
>>750878954
Ha, yup.
I wish I had a morning party with 11 guys with me right now.
Me, being the only girl who n the room with a bunch of drunk guys, all competing for my attention. I lile it when guys peacok fore..I like the beta males too. They fun to take advantage of. ;)
Sorry im drunk.
But dosent that sound like a party or what?
>>750879071
You bad influence..let's be friends.
Some cereal
>>750879743
Gtfo..just joking. Coco pepples all the way man.
>>750878908
Ahhh bacon guy remimded me I have 3 pot cookies left with chocolate and bacon in them. Aahhhhhh!
>>750878841
addy rail
>>750880430
Whats th at?
Snort adderal. Used to be on that. Is good for doing things.
>>750880625
Reminds me, need to go to neighbors hpuse to do laundry.
ass
GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!
My fucking pipes in my basement burst.. Th ere shitty water everywhere.
Just when I th ought everythin. Was all well today
wanna skype with some latin boy?
>>750878841
Egg and bacon!!!
>>750878841
Potato beats your breakfast even raw.
>>750878841
Im crying /b/ im almost out of towls and yhe water is 50 percent cleaned up, if im lucky. Im scared guys.
>>750878841
Cheers!
>>750883259
Hello spookey, seems like your 0 degree shower from yesterday was too much for you pipes.
>>750883333
Diamonds!
>>750883427
Omg... just saw i got quads, my day isn't that shit afterall
>>750883485
Dubs and quads nigga!
>>750883528
*faints from happines*
>>750878841
Got a disposable email addy?
Would like to send you some stuff
Nothing dodgy though
>>750878841
Honeynut Cheerios in chocolate cashew nut milk and a banana
>>750883600
>>750883686
Too expensive...
>>750883333
Waaahhhh..
Is awful. Wi ssh you guys were here to help, im drunk and my tired man friend all neat trying to be man and help. I used every towl and blanket in house and using clothes now ahhhhghhg.
Whyyyy
Spammers and im in the 9th circle. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dog cum
>>750883781
If I was there i would help you but it's a little hard to get to the middle of nowhere in canada right now.
>>750883819
>>750883844
>>750883860
NOOOO... NOT THIS GUY!
>>750883910
<3
>>750883781
Why /b/.
Is karma, I know.
Know would be perfect time to roast me.
Come on. Get it out of your systems. The wuicker you hurt me the quicket I play red later ;D
But this suuuuuuucks.
>>750883781
Sadly your wish has been granted
>>750878841
>drinking beer cold
What.
>>750883730
It's all less than 10 bucks and I get breakfast for the rest of the week.
>>750883938
I don't want to hurt you but the reward is very appealing... what should i do?
>>750884027
Wants you to be a cunt and an enabler.
Easy
>>750878841
Sounds great. Unless you're the kind of fag who does that shit every day. If so, enjoy that impending inability to eat.
>>750883959
Why.. Cant you see in hirt and need help. Im drunk. No amount of spam hurt me. This sucks. My feet soked in 1 degree water ahhhhhhg guck you.
Mushrooms.. Where
Help!!!
>>750884164
fake and gay
>>750884117
Guess your right... but it's already too late, spammers will ruin this before anything good happens.
>>750884164
Can't you turn off the water mains?
>>750879269
Cuck.
>>750884229
Don't worry, another thread will come up.
You should know by now.
>>750878841
Warm beer
>>750884164
I'm sorry but no one is gonna help you, not me, not mushroom man not anyone else... you're on your own.
>>750884335
As in ale?
Are you a trainspotter or something?
>>750884318
>>750884318
Of course i know but spammers will be lurking, because for some reason someone always does it in her threats.
>>750884400
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeck'd!
>>750884442
kys <3
A meat cigar.
>>750884412
Im not gonna lie, i do spam her threads sometimes.
Mostly when the Awhoring and the BS she comes up with gets OTT.
I guess I do it for the "right" reasons...
>>750884488
Tripple dubs... winner winner chicken dinner
>>750884383
As in warm beer, what you never had warm beer before? I only drink my beer warm.
>>750884554
thats just dubbs dipshite
>>750884479
<3 you too Ozfag
>>750884592
Warm as in room temperature?
>>750884642
Im english......
and I live in amsterdam :p
>>750884702
No, warm as in warm. Like not room temp, but not hot.
>>750884718
You're the mask guy from yesterday?
>>750884718
Alrighty then!
>>750884795
literally who?
Why is everyone mean to me when ive been honest.
I know ive been stingy but a little moral please.
>>750884802
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>750884898
lmao no
>>750884898
can you send me some money?
>>750884901
Beale with it!
>>750884951
Id rather just kms tbh senpaiachi
>>750885003
Dafuq you're doing in NL?
Working, cheap hoes or drugs?
All of the above?
>>750885128
living with my bf, drugs working blah blah blah
>>750884898
>morals
> /b/
Pick one
>comes to an anonymous board to get attention
>complains when people call her out for it
At least come up with better subjects than drugslmao
>>750885182
Cool, how long have you been there for?
Also, fag or femanon?
Inb4, no tits will be requested from me
Test134
>>750885331
FBI, GTFO!
Test2nd
>>750885331
>>750885404
>>750885313
>amsterdam
>lgbt capital of the world
>posting gay furry porn
>me being anything other than a fag
well dont anon
>>750885296
this
>>750885483
Well, different strokes for different folks.
I could post gay porn all day, would that mean Im a fag?
Also, SF is the lgbt capital of the world
>>750885483
>when the spammers are way more interesting than OP
>>750885644
Loving the mask /b/ro?
>>750885642
>sanfran
Im sorry I didnt realise you were american, ill adjust for your disability
>>750885644
>lmao beer 4 brekfast im so cool guise do U love me?
>>750885767
Europoor actually.
Not too far from you either
>>750885826
are you even trying to imply sanfran has anything on stockholm let alone amsterdam
Oww, I just stepped on this shit in the boilwr room
Are you hsppy..
Aaa
>>750878841
Pussy, then an omelette with bacon cooked for you.
Then a cold beer, and more pussy.
>tfw that was my weekend
>>750885934
Show wounded foot
>>750885937
Are you bleeding?
Then yasssss
>>750885982
no blood
fake and gay
>>750885944
Shit podt somewhere else niwd not time.
I still see you as friends cause you keep my threads alive but im hurting now. Please, a word of advice -regret
>>750885905
Not implying shit.
Easy friendo
>>750886099
Check'd and fake
Im so hung over i dont even wanna think about beer
>>750886099
lol no
and I am so very far from your friend, newfriend <3
>>750886108
:thumbs_up:
>>750886163
Hair of the dog buddy!
Have one!
>>750885982
>>750886245
fakeandgay<3
>>750886245
Cut it off!
>>750886286
>>750878841
Candied bacon washed down with said cold beer.
>>750886506
Dafuq is "candied" bacon?
>>750878841
Heroin and dry toast
DONE!
>>750878908
Bacon sandwich with bacon encrusted bread made out of bacon with 3 bacon flavored cold ones
Fucking colesterol bomb
>porn thread
>attention whore faggots posting pictures of their feet, eyes, and masks
fuck off and die
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao
goodnite attentionwhore
its been, the same
every fucking time
>>750886866
Does it come with a spell check?
>>750878841
3 shots of vodka and a line of cocaine.
>>750887040
or basically anything with cocaine
>>750887106
Champagne, coke, strawberries
>>750887253
ooh the strawberries are enough for me tbh
>>750887331
The whole package goes together well
