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Plan on having a whore over in a few hours. Will record. Dubs

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Plan on having a whore over in a few hours. Will record. Dubs or trips decides wat do.
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>>750875831
Make her put a dildo up your faggot ass
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Watch Terry Davis videos
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>>750875927
this
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Make her suck your dick for 10 minutes without pauses
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make her fuck a teddy bear while you watch
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let her shit on you. maybe you guys can poop back and fourth
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dry dildo up your pooper
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>>750876188
winrar
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let her fuck YOU in the ass
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>>750875831
switch between anal and oral every thirty seconds for 45 minutes, then french kiss for the remaining 15 minutes. Enjoy the taste friend
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>>750875831
marry her.
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Per in her butt
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>>750876255
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>sharpie in pooper
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watch a Madea movie with her
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Cancel the arrangement and order a sex doll instead.
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>>750875831
when she takes her clothes off, ask her why she has a stupid vagina
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>>750875831
pay extra for anal its worth it
>tfw you turned her into a 3 hole whore
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>>750876188
Op here. Not sure if she will go for this. But will try. You will hear it on the video
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>>750876367
Reroll
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>>750876255
Sorry anon already married
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Make her squirt on your face
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She's on the way now.
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bump
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>>750876537
Rollin'
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>>750875831
>make her cosplay as a maid or something u want
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There is a camera tucked in under the monitors on the desk. This is op
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>>750878064
>seting up a matrace
>not having sex on bed
are you autistic or something ?
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>>750878064
Bed room is also an option but would prefer to do it in the office
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>>750878122
Bed isn't near camera. Phone is running cm13 and the camera is dodgy
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>>750878064
Dude just skip the whore and get yourself some real furniture
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>>750878262
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>>750878262
The feels
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>>750878297
I didn't take a more attractive photo knowing that we are all degenerates
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>>750878064
kay enuf keks , serious question
one more thing OP
for how long you "rented" her ? and do you need to amass the rubbers or she will bring the stuff ?
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>>750878391
Rented for an hour, rubbers are hidden in that xcilo case, she is bringing the dildo for the aforementioned post.
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>>750878391
Pic
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>>750878468
post a pic of your belly
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>>750878609
I don't see why this is relevant
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>>750878642
does it really have to be?
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>>750876565
why the fuck you need a whore then unfaithful asshole
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>>750878064
You seriously guna fuck on an air mattress? Ffs mate
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>>750878642
just trying to give you some confidence
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>>750878770
What wear b. She is almost here. Also should we just do it on the bed then ?
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>>750876565
Rolling for inviting your wife too.

Alternatively show her the vid and let her know
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>>750878899
Op here. Fuck....
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>>750878965
Why oh fuck? If you're going to feel bad about cheating or think your wife doesn't want you to cheat on her then what the fuck are you doing?
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>>750878875
>Wear The yellow goy shirt
>BED but change the sheets , no one knows what u done on em
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>>750876565
Stupid fuck tell her to go home because you have a wife.
Stupid ass
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>>750878965
What happend ma nigga?
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>>750879115
Changed them last night. Only one normal sleep on them. Wife and I don't have sex anyway and whores are more fun that masturbating
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>>750879193
Rolled doubles on letting his wife know he's cheating on her
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>>750878899
This and then this
>>750876255
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If trips call it off and apologise to your wife
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>>750879513
You know OP won't deliver, right?
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>>750879513
>>750879846
Op here. Was in shower. Of course I won't do that. But I will deliver on requests
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Result of reverse image search?
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>>750880089
While fucking her, scream "ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"
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poop into her butt
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>>750880233
lmao
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she gets to hit u in balls.
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>>750880233
op better deliver.

you have to wear fedora.
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>>750880233
winrar
OP plz do
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>>750880233
Will do. It will be in the video. Promise.
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>>750880642
I believe in you OP. Make sonichu proud.
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>>750880233
And I will wear this shirt then.
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stream it?
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>>750880709
When you are about to finish, scream with all your might that you are doing it for "Lord Sonichu"
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just as you’re about to cum scream “Heil Hitler”
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Man if you live stream this , you will be a fucking legend
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stream it
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>>750880900
fucking this
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>>750880900
Rolling for not this
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>>750880967
nigger
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Speak this in a slow tender voice while fucking...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>750880900
Stupid newfag
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>>750881007
found the jew
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>>750880999
holy shit, nice trips
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>>750880999
"Anon is fucking legend" starting OP as snake
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>>750880774
Obs. Is ready. But can't stream to my twitch.
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>Murder/Suicide. You will be a fucking legend if you fuck the dead body blow your brains out just before you cum
>>750880906
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>>750880089
It's dubs man, what are you some kind of faggot? Oh wait..
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>>750880999
>>750878899
>>750876188
Do these OP, you have to
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>>750880999

tripsssssss
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>>750876188
kek, i wouldn't blame you for not doing this, unless you are into this of course.
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It's HAPPENING!!! op here btw
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>>750881211
Isnt there any other website you can stream at ?
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>>750881477
I believe in you OP. Nice dubs btw
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>>750878262
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>>750875831
$hit on her che$t
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>>750881477
Make her choke you and hell ya op let's see this
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>>750881557
Thanks. Nice almost trips anon
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>>750881497
He can stream on chaturbate
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>>750878875
there is no way that you are married.
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dont have sex with her
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>>750881596
This anon is right
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>>750881608
Almost 10 years anon.
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>>750881667
You, fuck off
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are you going to stream this or what
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>>750881672
Might I ask why you are having sex with another woman?
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>>750881668
Looking into it now. Also trips and I unhide my twitch stream key
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>>750881775
Yes, why?
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>>750881885
ROLLLL
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>>750881885
>twitch
Fuck off.
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>>750881885
That's clearly chaturbate
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>>750881885
>>750880900
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>>750881885
Rollerino
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>>750881901
Never didn't honestly. All 10 years. Wife isn't into sex so we have an agreement. She doesn't need to know the details and as long as I don't leave a trail it's fine with her.
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>>750881885
stream key: Plan on having a whore over in a few hours. Will record. Dubs or trips decides wat do.
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R OOOOLLL
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Poopsmoke some butthash with her and get so much high as shit nigger that you end up not having sex, your wife stumble upon both of you because she had to come back for some shit she forgot and then you'll be like
>Shirleeenaa?
>ahhhhhh shhhiiiiiiiieeettttt
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Op here. Going down to the garage to open it to conceal her car from nosey neighbors.
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>>750882149
dubs and u don't conceal
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>>750882208
fuck off.
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Rull
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>>750881885
You better deliver dipshit
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>>750875831
What about the stream dude?
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roll
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>>750882322
Yeah man forreal just do the setup before this thread 404s
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Behold my trips niggaz
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Roll
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rr
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>>750880774
What is this from?
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>>750881667
reroll
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Rollerini pasta linguini
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I eat ass
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Rolling
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Reroll
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Shout "Allahu akbar!" as you cum.
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OP, you faggot
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>>750882759
Reroll
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Rolerino
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>>750882766
Checked
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Being so autistic that I am stood up by a whore....
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>>750882877
close
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>>750882902
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My roll
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>>750882975
Reroll
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>>750882995
So close
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>>750882902
...
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Nvm. It's still on.
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>>750882509

Ice poseidon his chaturbate stream
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Shout "over 9000!" as you cum.
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>>750883026
You motherfucker, just give us the stream key
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>>750883026
:)
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Rollerino bitch
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>>750883026
>I'm in Miami bitch
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>>750882136
This
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>>750883136
Op the faggot
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Rollpl
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Trips?
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>>750883177
no sex faggot do it
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>>750883092
Ok ok, here you go.
Hitlerlikedtofuckjewsintheass420gas it
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>>750883298
It didnt work
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>>750883298
Lol it works kek. You absolute madman.
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>>750883136
Only plebs live in Miami. I'm in Palm Beach
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>>750883378
lmao
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>>750883452
only plebs live in the US
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Did he start a chaturbate ? Anybody send the link please
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Chaturbate user name will be 4chan750875831
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key: Plan on having a whore over in a few hours. Will record. Dubs or trips decides wat do.
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>>750883456
Fuck sake. I got bamboozled again
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Fuck she is here. no time guys. Will record. keep tread alive or I repost later.
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>>750883680
Tha fuq dude
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>>750883680
Man what a fucknugget . I thought you were a legend
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>>750883680
You mother fucker
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>>750883680
Damn it
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>>750883680
You had more than enough time to set up stream, only thing left to do is riot
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Make her shit in your mouth. You beta fuck, who can't get laid the old fashioned way.
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Fuck her with a cucumber
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Because one's head is down everybody looks for a war over you.
Kingdom has fallen and thé Kong is dead
Looking for a forest to reste my head.
My head is down and my people shall go to war.
I explain once one kills thé King of this world.
I talk of thé fact god is dead and one shall kill thé Kong of this world. May people be frèe.
I name a people or a king.
May love be true and people live happy.
I love a girl, may god not be born because i name a king forever if you believe hé is what hé says. May you love and be happy.
May truth come upon you.
May hope and true <faith> inside your heart

Thé head is down but thé corpse still livres. I still hope there is you inside this. Because love is true, but hatred too, one shall pray good no evil, and this king fall : hé talks to you not of him.

One shall be himself un his life not be fallen for this King that is Dead un jour head.


Because i say this im not believed. Who writes this message ? Il the Guy of thé fallen threads. Good luck to warriors against ISIS.

people or king ?
God is dead, empty people hope you love someone once, thé dead has betraded, and fallen headed of fallen corpses.

Because thé love shall be true but you can talk of you or of someone or of love, but talking of love means its outsider you and someone.
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Outside in car waiting for her to show.
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>>750884183
stream it or fuck off
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>>750884183
Stream dude dafuq
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Just 30 min guise
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>>750875831
ask her to blow her nose into a tissue... eat said tissue while she watches. Then send her on her way.
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op here the prostitute tuned out to be a trap im calling it off
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>>750884480
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
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>>750875831
grind her toe nail clippings into a powder... snort said powder with 100$ bill. Send her on her way.
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>>750884443
Thank God that didn't roll. Also about streaming honestly don't want to put my identity out there like that. Will post video though. Because I can edit it.
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>>750884480
Faggot. It's only gay if you're the one to get fucked.
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>>750875831
Murder her
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op here decided to just jack off and call it a day
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>>750884480
That's not op here is different shot of my shirt earlier.
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>>750884549
We want atleast something!
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Make her squirt.
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>>750884624
Man we should raid this fucker for bamboozling us
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>>750884624
so whats the deal man
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op here mum said i dont have enough gpb for the prostitute sorry guys
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rr
if even >>750880383
if odd >>750881584
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>>750884742
No one is bamboozling anyone. Bitch is late. If whores had their shit together they wouldn't be whores
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>>750884530
Rate 1?
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>>750884838
You not worried that the whore might be your sister/mother/exgirlfriend?
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>>750884886
Sarcasm/8
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>>750884941
Op here. That would just make it more exciting. I always liked to cum in my sisters pantys.
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>>750885101
Post pic of sister
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>>750885101
Post pic of sister
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>>750885101
In fact while fucking hooker, say how much she reminds you of your sister in bed
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>>750885315
This man has it right
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>>750885315
good idea
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>>750881291
This guy is right
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tbh i just came here to sweep sone lewd reaction images
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>>750885101
Create another thread for us if this overfills
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>>750885315
roll
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For the love of God, keep the thread alive morons. For all we know he's doing the ol' in-out in-out.
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Heres a different shot of my shirt from earlier she is at the door get rdy boys
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>>750885729
deliver
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>>750885729
The hype is real
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Here we go
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in
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>>750885025
8/8=1
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op u there?
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>>750886319
OP be getting puss puss, he's not here
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op here she said i was too ugly for her
>tfw got rejected by a prostitute
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OP here, she knows everything. I have been instructed to tell I and all of you are deplorable sickos who should all kill ourselves.
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op here turns out it wa a cop going to get raped by niggers in jail now
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>>750875927
>gay ass shit with a dildo
yes please
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Slow bumps. Keep it up.
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zs
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>>750886431
KYS...
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>>750886695
Get fucked OP
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>>750886895
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>>750875831
Bump
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>>750886895
>>750886990
>>750886998
Fuck off
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>>750887029
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Op hanging this one out to fake lasting longer in bed.
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>>750887029
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>>750887072
OP could have troubles getting it up. Be patient.
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Niggers townje my anus
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>>750887212
>townje
Wat
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>>750887277
It's "jive"...
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>>750887175
Bump
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Have her put 4 fingers in your ass and try and shit on her chest with them in there.
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>>750875831
MFW this is a sting setup by local police to arrest solicitors of prostitution
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We are here, united by a singular purpose! To see the hilarious video of OP screwing around with a whore! And delivar on his promise to the dubs and trips of this thread!
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bump
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>>750887277
Niggers townje my anus dry
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>>750875831
Op huge gaylord
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>>750887545
Lurkmoar you foul putrid newfag jaywalking shitlord
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OP here, need 30 minutes to encode and upload video.
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Film her reaction to the force awakens
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K bump
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>>750888009
Deliver faggo
Did your wife join in?
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>>750888009
I always trusted you op
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>>750888009
WHOOOReAAAYYY
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>>750888148
>>750888171
>doesn't recognize the 30 min meme
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>>750888009
YOU BETTER DELIVAR OR ELSE I HAVE YOUR LOCATION ON LOCK AND WILL RELEASE THY ASSMASTERS TO YOUR HIDEOUT SO YOU GET THE RETRIBUTION YOU HAVE FATED YOURSELF WITH
IF ONLY YOU WOULD'VE BEEN LESS THAN A NIGGERJEW I WOULD'VE INVITED YOU OVER TO MY PLACE FOR SOME BEERS AND FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS YA DIG MY NIGGER CUCK?
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i hope your wife finds out
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>>750888355
She's in on it though.
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nice
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7:11 is the goofy time.
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Getting bored....
wanna see some skank hooker tits
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OP here, here’s a picture of my shirt. I’ll upload it to pornhub /ph59cfed7d3ec4c
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>>750888924
Why would you upload a picture of your shirt to pornhub?
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>>750888924
What's with the link to a month old video?
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>>750888924
That's your old video faggot
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We've been had. Sage.
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>>750888924
>last login 40 minutes ago
Is this your account OP?
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OP HERE. So many fake op's while I was gone. Deal is done. She wasn't the girl in the pictures...
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>>750890201
Link to the video
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>>750890201
Post up pics and shit
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>>750888924
404
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>>750890201
>>750890256
>>750890364
DO IT FAGGOT
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faggot wont deliver, you kept a useless thread alive for hours
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>>750890678
No. Fuck off faggot. Heh.
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>>750890684
At least we’ve achieved something today...
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well fuck, till next time faggots
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Op is faggot
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OP wtf
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C'mon OP pleeease
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do we still wait?
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OP will be forgotten in minutes, but what we will remember about him in the minutes he's a life memory to us will be the record amount of schlongs he slurped while he meant anything to anyone.
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>>750891912
NOOPE
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>>750891912
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come on...
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bump
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Toasterino
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what are you doing while you wait to be dissapointed, fellow faggots?
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>>750893066
Game of Thrones season 6 episode 5.
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Please OP ;______;
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>>750893066
pastas and study
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>>750893136
reminds me that i promised to watch game of thrones to a friend, guess i´ll start now.
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>>750893314
If you are going to start now beware. You won't be able to stop.
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>>750875831
Make her shit on your dick.
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