Anyone ever fucked a sleeping/passed out chick?
What's it like?
I neither confirm or deny that I have recollection of that night sir.
yes but only consensual. It's the same as normal sex. Slightly worse because she can't contribute anything. Slightly better because it feels taboo.
My wife loves when she wakes up with cum in her pussy, she wants to fuck me when she wakes up with a load inside her. We've talked extensively about it and other weird little fetishes we both like that get us horny as fuck.
As the person doing it it's pretty fuckin great because you don't have to worry about her cumming or getting tired or worrying about positions, and you can just watch porn on your phone or look at hentai/lolis or whatever the fuck you want while your dicks wet. It's especially great if you can cum inside. Shit's cash.
>>750874182
only consensual. I was surprised they still get wet.
>>750874975
Obviously consensual only. Don't be a piece of shit and drug or rape them. If that's what you're planning just fucking kill yourself.
>>750874182
my wife likes it when i fuck her while she sleeps / almost sleeps. she always gets dripping wet. i usually just roll her on the side and have my way with her from behind. it has become somewhat a fetish of mine.
>can tell it's the degenerate drug cave because they always have a stolen street sign in there (which is government property)
sooo fugging edgy.
>>750874182
I fucked while passed out.
Woke up wearing my sisters one-piece swimsuit, hole cut at the ass and semen everywhere. It was a house party I threw for my birthday. Turns out my two friends persueded me to put it on and then they fucked me. Ass hurt so fucking much for like two days
>>750875112
I came. Thanks anon.
>>750875182
Yeah i like thinking about it now but it was messed up. I felt raped
>>750875112
Ok sure haha
>>750875082
There's nothing edgy about metal posters
>>750874182
you mean rape?
>>750875257
Pffft
This fuggen guy
>>750875032
Wait, don’t rape them? Shit, I was going to and then you reminded me not to rape anyone. Thanks for the heads up, I had a rape-filled evening planned and now I have to cancel. She will never know how close she came to being raped and how you, random internet stranger, managed to save her.
A guy came in my mouth when I was passed out.
I fuck my wife in the ass when she passed out drunk, just writing this sentence gave me a bit of an erection. She doesn't know I do it, but I love it. She has woken up once, but she got into it. Sometimes when i am half asleep I fuck her, like we both come to and I'm balls deep in her pussy, so I just blamed it on that. It's not rape, we're married.
>>750875353
>it’s not rape, we’re married
>>750874182
my girlfriend and i sleep fucked once. i had a dream i was fucking this blonde chick and woke up in missionary with my girlfriend. she woke up right then too. we started fucking in our sleep. that happened 3 times
>>750874182
Apparantly, I rape my GF while I am asleep sometimes. I think it's my meds and alcohol. She says she doesnt mind it but it scares her because I don't stop.
>>750874182
No, it's a crime and I'm not that desperate.
>>750875352
"Passed out"...sure
>>750875353
I agree with you in spirit anon, but trust me that it’s still rape if it’s your wife. Don’t expect to use that argument in court.
My GF and I have a pre-existing arrangement when it comes to this.
She has a kink about being taken advantage of and I feel dirty doing it but my cock gets so fucking hard that I have to let it out.
She used to take Klonopin/Xanax and have some drinks then pass out on me.
I'd get to roll her around and have all sorts of fun with her asshole. I'd watch it stretch around the head of my cock and then pull it out to watch it slowly close back up. Then I'd put it back in and watch her ass flex around my dick while I start pumping.
There were even a couple of times I got a2m out of the deal.
Always felt great when I'd pull out and nut all over her holes and then pop my cock in and out of her freshly lubed ass.
>>750875585
I wasn't conscious...
Friend passed out at a party in a bedroom. I stripped her and came in her mouth. Then proceeded to tell some randoms who just showed up at the party, told them about her and watched while they fucked her.
>>750874182
anyone who does this is a piece of shit and should have their dick removed
>>750874182
Virgin but I am gonna white knight a bit and say I would only do it if I knew the chick was cool with me banging her, an established fwb. Forgive my white knighting.
my gf and i sleep naked.
so i prone bone her some mornings if the angle is right. Her pussy goes into autopilot when i rub the tip up and down it.
She likes waking up to a nice deep thrust.
>>750875610
Sure thing /b/ bud
>>750875610
/b/ud
>>750875665
Either you've got a micropenis or you're lying. Nobody would sleep through that.
>>750875353
I do the same with my wife. She doesn’t give consent, but also doesn’t care. I wouldn’t hide that I fucked her in the ass.
>Be 18
>I once to a fall and it fucked my back up
> go to doctor
> "your backs fucked anon"
>Cant sleep
>Get tranqz from doc
>Progressively get better
>Dont need tranqz
>dont tell doc
>Save Up tranqz for a month
>Go to bar
>Have tranqz ground up already
>pour them into the first cup(not a clear glass) I see
>itsadudes.gif
>Follow him to his car
>He fucking drops as soon as he sits in the drivers seet
>Pull him into the back seat, no one suspects, they all think im his friend taking him home
>park under a bridge
>Pull him out
>tie him up with his pants and hoodie( he was a chad pieceof shite)
>yourassismyne.jpeg
mfw
tfw you got laid
tfw you lost your virginity
>>750875032
It's not like they know about it, so it doesn't matter tbh.
You get some sweet pussy/butthole, and they get a deep dreamy sleep
>>750875791
sleep through what? she wakes up after i push all the way in.
what i meant with autopilot was that she gets nice and wet so i dont have to force it in too much.
>>750875626
Fuckin' asshole.
>>750874182
No, the reverse happened...
I woke up just to see my GF riding my morning wood.
>>750875352
How lmao
>>750874182
>What's it like?
Like pretty much everything in life, the reality never lives up to the fantasy.
>>750875839
It's not like I am doing something we don't do. She likes the butt stuff, it's just fun to be all filthy fuck and do it when she is passed out.
>>750875862
She would not sleep through that. Sorry but pick your out:
>micropenis
>lying
>>750874182
when I was in my early 20s I had a party and at the end of the night everyone crashed somewhere. A girl crashed in my bed with me. while she was asleep I started to rub her pussy. she woke up then we fucked.
true story, her name was...Jessica? i'm not sure it's been like a decade.
I groped and fingered a friend while she was drunk and I had to drive her home. That's about it.
Kind of shitty, but I had to do it. Her ass was just spilling out of her leggings, that I had to get some squeezes and feels in.
>>750876039
cool, i guess it mustn't have happened then.
>>750876096
>lying
good choice.
My gf likes to ger pissed drunk and allows me to fuck her when she's passed out. It's something we've talked about, and she only drinks when we want to fuck like that. She loves it and I do as well.
Found my friend's girlfriend passed out at his 21st in nothing but her undies and a t-shirt. I fucked her and groped her for about 15 minutes.
i fucked 2 passed out underage chicks when i was in my 20s. one was my young 14yo cousin who always had the biggest crush on me also when i was about 19 i went to this shitty party where no one showed up except for these 3 semi ugly skanks and they were down to fuck. seeing as there was only me and 2 other guys we decided to get fucked up with the skanks and i ended up with the one with buck teeth which put me off. i ended up getting so high and drunk that i stumbled my way into a bedroom and semi passed up only to be awoken by the buck tooth hoe trying to mount me and me drunknly trying to push her off. i kept resisting and finally passed out again to wake up in the morning with a raging boner and the skanks gone. one of the other guys came in to see me with a huge boner and started laughing and telling me about me being passed out with the bicktoothed skank trying to ride me and furiously jacking me off and giving me a blowjob to try and get me hard but she finally gave up and ended up getting fucked by one of the other guys
>>750875631
found the newfag
My wife and I have an agreement that I can fuck her if she's passed out drunk. I was complaining that she drinks too much and when she does that, she falls asleep and we never have sex.
She told me if that happens that I can fuck her as long as I lube her up and also cum IN her (not in her mouth or on her face/tits so less clean-up).
So on nights I'm horny and she's passed out I'll lube her up (vag or anal) and fuck her, nut and go to sleep.
The next morning all she'll says is "sorry for falling asleep".
>>750876488
my fiance and I have a similar agreement. have yet to cash in because she doesn't drink often
>>750874182
That's some scoliosis right there
I got a handjob once from ex gf while she was asleep. I was working late in bed with the laptop on one thigh, and she fell asleep on the other thigh. She mumbled something and stirred a bit, but didn't wake up.
>>750875626
That's hot. It would be so hard for me to not fuck someone like that. DNA and all. The mouth is alot better because your salive breaks down proteins and most chicks would wipe their face instead of going to the police with a creamy smear.
>go out with friend to get wasted one night
>end up at small house party with people I dont know
>get fucked up and stoned with like 4 girls and 6 guys
>get reked and go lay down in some room
>later two chicks bring in the owner of the house and shes totally fucked up
>they lay her down on the bed, they thought I was sleeping
>shes out cold
>nows my chance
>I start touching her tits and shit, she moans softly and doesnt fight it
>put her hand on my dick, she slowly rubs it
>go all out and touch her pussy and try fingering her
>I ask her if shes ok a few times and she always answers yes
>ask if she wants to fuck
>she says yes again but Im sure she doesnt know where the fuck she is
>undress her and start eating that pussy
>she gets into it i her drunken state
>she murmers and slurs during
>get her on her stomach and get my dick into her
>start fucking this chick
>she seems to enjoy it or whatever
>keep fucking for a decent time
>I need to cum
>blow my load all over her ass and back
>friend calls out to me, we need to bail
>he started a fight inside while I was fucking
>get dressed and leave asap
>>750876270
Did you cum?
![[014987].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kvFZTRQ.jpg "[014987].jpg")
Passed out chicks are my fetish
>>750877945
prime meat ripe for that taking
>>750876957
Like.. you jerked off with her hand?
you used a flesh fleshlight?
>>750875501
>once
>3 times
![[015130].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kEJxOY7.jpg "[015130].jpg")
>>750875296
>There's nothing edgy about metal posters
There's at least 4 edges on that poster and, in my book, that's sufficient edges to be edgy
>>750875535
You can't rape if you're hallucinating / asleep / not in conscious control of your body. No actus reus, no crime.
>wife and I go to a party - shes wearing a really short tight skirt
>wife gets really drunk
>take her home and see her lying down, passed out presenting her pussy and no panties.
>fuck her and cum in her
>come back an hour or so later and see here still lying there looking like she just go raped
>fuck her again an cum in her a second time
>take pic
>>750874875
This. I dated a chick for a while who gave me permission to "take advantage" while she was asleep because she was a freaky little bitch like that. The sex itself was whatever but the act was a fucking blast.
>>750876048
What did Jessica look like?
Pussy is wet and react in different way.
Relaxed and amazing.
>be me
>long time ago at a very good friends party
>know every one there 2 chicks 4 dudes
>getting late, we are getting way drunker and higher every minute
>first girl goes home, 2 guys pass out
>its just me, her and the guy she apperently likes
>she is like pretty much cuddling up to him and getting even drunker
>rly late we crash on couch
>its him her and me and are watching smthin on tv, we fucked up as shit
>i think im gonna throw up go get some air
>see a joint and smoke it
>came back to the room, he is turned away from her and she has her back n ass turned towards me
>gettinghorny.exe
>call her by her name
>no response
>shit getting real
>i start touching her ass and tits
>realise i want more
>go towards her pussy
>she is still dressed, passed out af, im too scared to undress her
>she had those super small pants so i could see abit of her panties
>rub my finger on her panties towards the pussy
>wantmore
>check again of she is still asleep, proceede to take my dick out and make way to her pussy by pulling away the panties
>see pussy, start to finger
>she is wet af, i slowly stick my dick in it
>start fucking
>feels good
>meanwhile i was fucking her i start to feel like imma throw up again
>try to ignore that and focus on fucking
>rly close to nutting
>random tought: im gonna throw up
>but want to nut first
>ohshit.jpg
>pull my dick out, start masturbating like there is no tommorow finger her pussy, try not throw up
>right as im about to nut i throw up
>a high intellectual as me throws up not on the couch or on the floor but in a random bong near me
>still masturbating
>jizz, forget about pointing and jizz all over her, the couch and the guy sleeping next to her
>fuck.
>i clean the bong and leave the jizz on her and the random dude, thinking it will dry up, they wont notice
>morning
>noone noticed a thing
>the girl was saying she had a super hot dream of fucking him
>never told anyone, except you
>and this is the first time i fucked a passed out girl
got her to let her dog eat her pussy.
immediately after she ate her dogs pussy
>>750879625
oops wrong thread
Got fucked while passed out at a party. Well I woke up briefly but was too drunk and fell asleep again.
>>750874182
Had a girlfriend who liked that sort of thing, I don't think she knew how often I knew she woke up and then pretended to still be asleep just because that was kind of a weird fetish for her.
I prefer a girl to be active and vocal, but it is what it is.
I've woken up to a chick riding me twice in one night. It was nice except my dick was sore af from pounding her before we went to bed
Also she was crazy af
Picked up a chick with one of my buddies when I was a teenager. We got a couple bottle of mad dog 20/20. Drove around drinking, went for a walk in the woods drinking, she got sloppy, they sat on a log he started fingering her as she was almost passing out on his shoulder sitting on his lap. I went over and he pulled his hand out and I slid my hand in to finger her. We went back to his car, they got in the back seat and he fucked her. We pulled over, I got in the back seat and fucked her with no condom, blew it in her. I stole her panties and we dropped her off at the mall to meet her boyfriend. She was basically passed out when I fucked her. I fingered her ass a bit, she protested but I didn't give a fuck and while I was fucking her I stuck that finger in her mouth.
>>750880923
And BTW I don't give a fuck so white knight away. Not the slightest bit of guilt and would do it again in a heartbeat.
>>750875348
Do you realize on what thread you are ?
>>750880923
>>750881017
Why didn't you fuck her ass?
>>750878321
you must have failed your crim law class.
voluntary ingestion of mind-altering substances does not negate actus reus.
>>750881136
because then my dick wouldve smelled like ass
#metoo
>>750881278
Sound thinking Anon.
>>750881158
it does if he took them as prescribed.
although the alcohol indicates he probably isnt.
>>750881037
>>>750875348
>Do you realize on what thread you are ?
Do you?
>>750874182
does dead one count?
>>750874182
no. but i got fucked by a sleeping/passed out chick though while i was wide awake.
i yelled rape and she woke up and i passed out
>>750881848
technically she wouldn't be passed out/sleeping - but i'll allow it... greentext that shit son.
>>750881278
who cares?
just stick it in her mouth afterward
>>750881278
but that didn't stop you from fingering it did it ...
>>750874182
I fuck my wife when she's passed out all the time
makes me cum buckets
>>750876909
>>750876488
I had same agreement with my GF she went away to college and would get blackout drunk with strangers around. I said when you pass out drunk ppl could strip you naked and fuck you with out you knowing. She said that's rediculous and we made a bet. I won the bet. She woke up naked had and ha no idea why.
>>750874182
And the sex is not that good. It like fuckin a hot wet yet limp rag doll. Maybe a little excitement on whether she wakes but overall not that good and still feels indecent even rho
>>750882600
must have a small dick then.
>>750882675
it's not massive
but she's a heavy sleeper
>>750882645
>And the sex is not that good. It like fuckin a hot wet yet limp rag doll
Speak for yourself, a hot tight hole feels good regardless. I don't need her to be into it or moving.
That makes it hotter imo, it's like they're your personal meaty cumsleeve to do with as you please
>>750880923
How much did she resist?
>>750874182
Yeah. My ex and I used to unknowingly have sex with each other, when we thought the other was awake.
>>750875921
hacks
>>750882755
Which holes do you fuck?
>>750883269
pussy, from behind
Was hanging at hotel bar and a this white guy and his girl were there, all friendly like, talkative about moving to the area-didn't think much of it. They left and about an hour later just he returns, we get to talking about his girl and said "wanna see her naked?" I thought he ment picture, but no, he took me back to his room and pulled back the covers on his girl naked, she was pretty blonde, very white and nice tits. he said she was sound sleeper and with alcohol and Xanax she was out. I asked if I could touch her, he was like sure why not , I was fingering her and then asked if I could jerk off on her and he kinda knew where it was going, hard as hell, he said "you wanna fuck her?" shit yeah, he said he had fucked her before like this, just had to go slow since I was much bigger. she was surprisingly wet when I entered her, and was pretty quiet, but as I increased my tempo she made some small moans, I blasted all over her stomach after about 15 minutes, He took some pics of my cock in her and up around her lips and mouth and then I left. Still one of my favorite fucks
>>750883437
Why are you ignoring that sweet poopchute?
It's actually pretty easy to get in there if they're sleeping since the muscles are relaxed.
I watched my wife's little brother feel her up after she passed out. Didn't intervene because I was too busy jerking off furiously.
there was one time with a male model, but i don't recall.
>>750875821
She must have been drunk as fuck .. ..
>>750883659
too tight, I'd cum too soon
I wanna enjoy it
>>750883659
Seriously, spit on that asshole and rub some on the tip and it slides in wonderfully! After it's filled and lubed with cum, the second time is even better!
No bc that's fucked
i would like to try
>>750874975
Does she get UTIs a lot? If my GF doesn't pee after sex she'll most likely have some miner UTI the next morning. I always cum inside of her (Eurofag, everyone girl I know is on the pill, counting out the hippies of course).
>>750874182
My ex gf many times. She never knew when she woke up either. So whatever
I went to a hood ass party in highschool and fucked a black chick that was passed out in a bedroom, she was kinda fat and in her late 20s maybe early 30s but it was soo nice. She was already a mess when they told me to go upstais but i went raw and busted on that fat ass. Shit was cash
>>750876060
So you are just a slave to your primal instincts? Fucking monkey, dude.
>>750882770
Yea I guess you're right. She is proper and kinda bossy so there is some pleasure doing whatever I please
>>750874182
Empowering.
Knowing that as she sleeps she is having orgasmic dreams of getting fucked, only to wake up later and find out that her pussy is completely creamed and cummy.
Knowing that as you fuck her there is nothing she can do to resist and she is also probably loving it.
Its a fetish of mine to fuck a passed out or drugged up girl.
one of my best sex memories is slow fucking 420 passed out gf and trying not to nut, after an hour of start and stop im dying and my dick gets ROCK HARD and my gf has brutal 20 second shaking orgasm on my dick while i just sit there. then i couldn't nut for some reason and had to slow fuck her for another 5 minutes to get off while she moaned
that shaking is probably the most satisfying moment of my life
>did we have sex last night? lol
>>750884528
Pretty much, I was horny.I couldn't help myself
>>750875032
/b/ has come a long way
>>750883839
More? I'm saving.
>>750884722
I love that question
Can't imagine that orgasm while I'm in Is all I want in life
>>750884794
only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
750875032
If they can't say "no" for some reason.(you hit em in the back of the head and knock them out), does it still count?, ands that's def consensual cause they didn't say no right?
>>750874975
>>750875854
If you don't wake someone up by putting your dick in them, then you have a small dick.
>>750884722
That pic isn’t even slightly convincing. Get the fuck out.
>>750884853
>>750885035
Not if they're wasted, or high
>>750875610
Ur a faggot lol
>>750885035
so you keep saying, but when you can literally pick someone up and turn them over without waking them up, why the fuck would dick be so special?
mu sister had to sleep in mh bed once
we were sideways, i was in the back, almost touching her ass with my cock. it was the most potent boner i ever had after a teenage.
i turn over my body to the bottom of the bed and hugged her legs, and licked her legs very carefully because i was so afraid she could wake up.
i manage also to touch the tip of her lips underneth her panties. even tho she was showered and very clean, i was lucky enough to get some smell of her in my finger. probably the best scent i ever felt in my life.
>>750883670
tell us the green story
>>750874182
I'm quite deep sleeper and was curious if I would wake up if my then bf would fuck me while I slept. So I told him if he gets horny at night/morning and I'm still asleep and go for it. So he did and suprisingly I didn't wake up to it.
jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol
>>750878321
I think the legal rape and having sex against someone's will is different. Tell someone they were not raped because he was under the influence of drugs. That will go over well.
>>750885532
I would've just fucked her. She probably would've just though it was the guy who did it before when she woke up
>>750875112
>"friends
ftfy
>>750885604
I wish, was nervous but excited too
>>750885532
My mom used to do the same shit, come home from partying with her friends drunk af, and I had to help her get to bed.
Too bad she' was fat and ugly
>>750878065
nah, she did it in her sleep. I just put it in her hand.
>>750885106
Still saving.
>>750885673
closest I got was rubbing my dick on her lips, she moved and I hit the floor..gave me a heart attack
>>750884524
i never went to many highschool partys mostly just stoner ghetto partys where everyone was drinking 40s and shit but this one time my friend took me to this rich kids highschool party. i was thinking eh this shits gonna be lame but as soon as we get there the party was pretty packed with a bunch of the rich kids drinking beer and their parents liquor and shit. i was a junior at the time and saw a bunch of seniors and ex highschoolers along with freshmans and sophmores. anyways the party is going on pretty hard when a couple of football players i knew asked if i had any weed and i said sure so we go up to this one bedroom and start smoking out. we started talking bout school and shit whenall of a sudden some other guys come in the room and told us hey you gotta check out this freshman chick that got hammered and passed out in another room. so we all go in there and apparently they ended up getting her naked and fucked her. now id seen some shit go down at the ghetto partys i went to but never some passed out girl. she also wasnt your typical party goer and she was known to be a stuckup nerdy bookwork but she was blonde and big ol tits not to mention a nice ass. so were just standing there looking at her when about 3 seniors walk in and tell us if they could have next thinking we had fucked her i looked at them and the other guys and walked out saying i dont wanna have nothing to do with it. later on the next day i hear stories about how one of the football guy had tricked her into going to the party just to get her drunk and get a train ran on her. heard that about a dozen of the football squad ended up fucking her that night
>>750885921
>>750875654
When you have to apologise for living with even a shred of dignity... fuck this planet
>>750874182
Many times passed out but my face was an old fwb that needed my help to go to the bathroom after getting piss drunk. After helping her up and pulling down her pants she passed out on the toilet and I pissed all down her front. I moved her to the floor and when she woke up I said she did it to herself.
>>750874182
Like jacking off with a meat sleeve
>>750886093
A tight, warm sleeve with jiggly tits and ass to play with
>>750874182
Pretty bad. She was farting in her sleep.
>>750886389
Should've plugged it up then, if you catch my drift
dont stop
>>750886478
Wouldn't risk sharts, if you catch mine
>>750886732
Move her to the floor and let her cum-shart down there.
>>750886732
lol who gives a shit, it's on your dick not your mouth.
Just pump that ass, and clean yourself afterwards
>>750886732
stuff some tampons in there and you're not risking anything.
>>750886732
Weak
>>750878340
What a disaster of an anus she has
>>750874182
I once fucked a women with which i already slept before. Wanted an 2nd round and started fucking her. After 1,2 minutes she woke surprised up. She said she has no problem with it and that she recognized in sleep that something is inside her. Its not special at all. It feels exactly the same.
>>750883659
What is it with you fags and assholes?
>>750874182
Some women sleep very heavily. It's a good experience but mostly from a mental standpoint - the excitement of the situation and having to sneak it in is pretty hot. Physically speaking, normal sex is better.
Does it count as rape when they're awake and give you consent, then pass out shortly after you get started?
>>750887299
next to abortion, anal is one of the best forms of birth control.
>>750885041
It was good enough, I came to it
>>750875626
pics or didn't happen
>>750885941
>ghetto
>people know you have weed
Confirmed nigger
>>750878326
that's what I'm talking about!
>>750887299
They're tight, look qt, and between the best part of a woman. Her juicy butt
>>750886004
I always cum in their hair if they pass out. Then I just leave and let them figure out what happened later as they try to get that shit cleaned out.
>>750887377
Or just get a vasectomy
>Be me
>Be 23
>At my uncle and aunts farm.
>Uncles birthday (wife is my dad's sister.)
>His family there.
>My cousins cousin (no blood relation, no wincest) has a thing for me 19.
>Anoying and follows me around. Not really into her.
>Chat a bit throughout the night. I'm having a fucking bender of a night. >Drinking, singing, having a few bongs.
>Go upstairs to the loft to pass out on the beanbag.
>Wake up briefly to cumdumpster riding my mostly erect knob. With my boxers around my ankles.
>Woke up. Blurred memory. Go for piss. Still smell like pussy.
>Don't know if I came inside or if I came at all.
>Got tested at 3 and 6 months just to be sure no HIV and other shit.
>Clean.JPG
#meethree
>>750883659
perfect butthole
moar
>>750875348
Answer the question though
>be me 20
>have 17 years old gf
>be together for 4month
>I'm her first sex partner, so sex is quiet normal. but i recognize, that she likes it the hard way more and more (nearly every human does, if they feal just safe enough - or not)
>one night we go to a party at a friends house. parents on holiday
>drink wodka and beer & smoke several joints
>she just started smoking weed, since she was pretty anti drugs before we met, and even took me 2month to make her into it - good old i get you stoned lady and eat your pussy as you are my queen
>she goes upstairs to sleep in the living room of friends parents
>have some more blunts and liquer
>go upstairs cause friends start to roll some notes and I'm tired as fuck
>find gf on the couch
>lay behind her
>start fucking her
>no real reaction than some moaning
>start fucking furry mode and get super deep
>mention i could go much deeper if I stick my dick in her ass (had not much expirience with anal that time)
>pull pussy juice drippin dick to her ass and slowly enters
>dick easily slops in. her ass is as the rest of the body totally relaxed cause she's super stoned and drunken + sleeping super tight
>diamonds dick pounds her tight asshole that fits but still is super tight around my dick
>feels like I cum one of the biggest loads I ever shot into her ass
>pull out
>pull her pants up
>fall asleep
next day i even told her, because she said some weeks earlier that she likes the idea of getting fucked sleeping. at first she was pissed, but then i convinced her that I just did it because i thought she would love it. she also told me that she was wondering earlier that she took a 'freaky shit'. were together for 16 month or so, often fucked her when she was asleep sometimes watching porn on my laptop. good times back then. still good time now, only the girls went a bit older
>>750878326
deserves bigger
It really is amazing how fucking easily you can ram anything into a girls asshole when she's completely out.
Just a little spit and you don't even need a warm-up, you can literally power drive your cock into her asshole and it goes right in.
#onlydaterapethings
>>750887923
More?
>be me
>4th of July
>stop at friends house, he and two other dudes are there drinking with one hoe named Angela who used to fuck my one of my other /b/ros
>She and aggressive dude are wrestling on floor
>oh shit, they gonna gang rape this bitch
>get her out on porch for a chat
>ask her to come home with me
>we go to my house, as we leave other dudes obviously pissed
>get to house, she passes out on my bed as we were making out
>eat the pussy, sopping wet, like a faucet
>get her naked
>stick it in
>cum so hard so fast due to the nature of the fact she is out cold
>next day she wakes, asks if we had sex, lie about it
>>750888099
sphincters relaxed, so it's easy to get inside
going too deep though will still wake them up though
asking for it
>>750887299
by definition sodomy is fucking a man, not a beautiful womanly ass, you faggot
>>750882892
Not enough apparently
>>750889480
not in 2017, the definition has since been changed.
sodomy also includes oral too
>>750889640
here you are you unsaved faggot.
Genesis 19
4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 and they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
>>750875471
Dont be such a fucking manlet, if you are worried that your wife might call you a rapist, she obviously is wearing the pants in the relationship.
>>750889769
Different Anon here. I hope you understand that god and heaven aren't real and where you die nothing happens because the soul isn't real either.
>>750885041
pic was unrelated rando passed out
story was legit
>pic unrelated
feel better anon?
>>750889953
not him, but what do you think happens after death?
Just unaware sleep?
>>750875631
>>750875631
I did it, but there was piece of shit on my dick when I removed it.
Was still good though, almost had seconds
>>750878250
I got autism from that post. Good job faggot
>>750889480
Why do you want to stick your dick into where shit comes out of?
yes I fucked my ex while passed out
>we had broken up recently and she was going through the whole drinking partying im over you thing
>but she would booty call me all the time
>calls me one night drunk af, says she wants to "hang out, not do anything, you know...."
>im like yea ok whatever pick her up, come back to mine.
>start making out, having sex
>this girl and i used to roleplay, nonconsent, bdsm, etc.
>once fucked her with a knife to her throat.
>she regularly came when i fucked her ass
>would always cum more than once when i fucked her pussy
>i am no sex go she just came super easy
>anyways she drunk, we fuckan
>she cums, passes out immediately.
>I finish, go have a cig and a beer with buds in the garage.
>come back to room, she hasnt moved.
>start messing around, realize she is out cold.
>fuck her again.
>have another cig and a beer.
>in total i fucked her 6 times that night, twice in the ass.
>next morning she didnt even remember having sex
>i was like lel "i fucked you 6 times
>she was like wut.jpg
i don't know how she felt about it. she consented and we had a tacit understanding of our kinks. but not having a memory of it im sure made her feel like a slut.
>>750889640
Depends entirely on the jurisdiction. The Uniform Code of Military Justice has always treated oral sex as sodomy. In some places most anything other than consensual vaginal sex between married adults is considered sodomy. Learn some law nigger.
>Sister in law comes over looking for the wife with a bottle of JD in hand…in PJ's …crying.
>Needs a place to crash and wants to come in and talk about her shitty husband.
>Wife wont be home for hours.
>im already high AF and just wanted to watch a movie.
>goddamnit.jpg
>I Start drinking with her and she hits the bong.
>she is a pill popper and starts to get really fucked up'ed
>She has a low cut top with DD's and is getting sloppy.
>We are sitting together on the couch just going on and on and on about her day and events that made her come over.
>EHHHHbuticanseedownhertop.jpg
>Anon gets a chub going
>in her animated drunken state she went to smack my leg in response to a joke I made
>She fucked it up'ed and hit the head of my dick as it's chubbing down my thigh.
>She is head back on the couch..eyes closed.
>She creeps her hand back up my thigh and feels my dick…Now its going from chub to full mast.
>Stutters…oh my…and says why are you hard anon
>my response…not going to lie…your shirt is low cut and you have been leaning over. So I've been looking down your shirt.
>She smiles and says I can feel them if I want.
>fuckingnice.jpg
>heart is racing as the wife is due home pretty soon as I cup her DD's.
>>750878340
What the fuck happened to her asshole
Cont:
>she moans and strokes my dick harder.
>I lift her shirt.. pull her bra down to suck on her nipples and start caressing her inside thigh..Making sure my index finger hits her clit.
>She moans deeper and opens hers legs.
>All of a sudden no more dick rubbing and she is out.
>Anonsaysfuckit.jpg
>I pull her PJ's pants off
>no panties on and wet as fuck
>Anon licks her pussy and rubs his dick to diamonds.
>Sticks cock in
>fortheloveofgod.jpg
>Anon goes slow. Zero noise or response from her
>2 min later Anon has to pull out and cums all over the floor.
>Looks at time
>FUCK.Jpg
>Anon puts her Pj's back on and runs to the kitchen for paper towels to clean up the cum on the floor.
>come back and the fucking dog has already taken care of the cum on the floor and edge of the couch
>Throwupinmouth.jpg
>Run upstairs to get an extra pillow and blanket.
>Run back down stairs and lay her down on the couch with pillow and blanket.
>turn the lights off and go upsatirs
>take another bong rip and watch the rest of the movie in bed…laughing to myself.
>wife comes home. Says sorry I had to baby sit and aks what the story was…told her I just got her fucked up'ed as she bitched about Chad and she passed out.
>Wife Smiles…. says thank you and she begins to kiss anon.
>wife works her way down and starts giving a BJ
>OHHHFUCKididntwashmydick.jpg
>Doesn't skip a beat and we fuck.
>byandlargethemostentertainingnghtever.jpg
>>750875852
fake and gay
>>750890344
I don't give a fuck about other places you stupid fuck, I'm talking about the 1st world faggot meaning AMERICA, the only place that matters
>>750887183
I need more of this.....
>>750890291
>>750890291
oh sorry i forgot to answer the second question
it was fucking great. i am oddly respectful of women in daily life, but i really get off on treating them like subhuman sex objects. id never just grope a stranger like that so bdsm kink etc lets me get what i like without going to jail
I regularly do similar things with my fiancee. like slowly work my way to fingering her, get her all wet, gently spread her legs, then she wakes up when i shove my cock in her. she loves it, sometimes if shes really sleepy she doesnt seem into it at first, which makes me diamonds, but she catches up quick and rubs her pussy. next day she texts me shit like "thanks for raping me last night" we are fucked up
>>750890417
lol fucking smart
damn shame you didnt get to nut in the pussy but still thats pretty awesome. its where it was going anyways but this way she wont have blackmail over you.