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Ask a black guy in the army anything
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>>672125990
when did you realize you were a nigger?
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>>672125990
do you guys shower together and have playful insertion? are you the niggest
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>>672125990
calm down you fucking boot. you're barely out of your tech school
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Are you proud of how your race acts in places like compton or gang affiliations? I don't have respect for the Hispanic side of me for that reason.
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>>672125990
Have you gotten a cool army nickname yet like, "Compton," "MudBone," "Spear Chucker," etc.?
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>>672125990
do you guys beat each other with soap and/or drop it on purpose to expose your colon to the other guys?
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>>672126298
shut up you fucking beaner
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>>672125990
What is your favorite thread topic, and why is it chubby chicks?
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>>672125990
What do you think about the geo-political situation in Syria?
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>>672126075
Probably around 8 years old
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At what age did you discover that you wanted to be black?
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>>672126476
Not OP but another black lurker, not even gonna lie I fucking love those threads.
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>>672125990
Let me ask in your native tongue: ooga booga boo click clack snap ooh ooh boonga?
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>>672126115
No and no. That's gay, take your trap thread viewing self elsewhere
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>>672126357
Cmon that was a very autistic comeback., try to be a little original.
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>>672126332
In basic it was Jester
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>>672126519
Honestly? I really don't care.
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>>672126727
Jester because of your tiny penis? So everyone laughed at it?
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>>672126705
Wat u eating? beans? hahahaha xD
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>>672126727
Why the fuck would a black man join the US army. Fucking bizarro world I swear.
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>>672126591
I never really wanted to be black and honestly I hate it. I have prerequisites I have to fufill apparently like being good at basketball or buying expensive ass shoes
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>>672126940
It's an honest living. Good pay for a single person with no children and even mention to a female you're in the army and they are already blowing you.
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do you have the biggest black dick in your unit?
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How does it feel to be the only nigger in the world with a baby dick?
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>>672126928
U wot m8
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>>672127230
I wouldn't know
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>>672127242
Shouldn't I be asking you that? But that would imply anyone besides your mother has seen yours.
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>>672127396
Damn right you wouldn't, you tiny dicked oogita boogita AIDS infested monkey
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>>672127396
don't you shower together?
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>>672127647
He showers with men even outside the army. That nigger just can't get enough cock
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>>672127580
.......wut?
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>>672127647
No and even if we did I wouldn't be staring at dicks. I might be a btard but I do enjoy women
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How much racism is in the army, thinking of joining and is it worth it?
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>>672128918
Have thick skin but racism isn't really a think. Your skin color is replaced with rank. It's totally worth it
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Any thoughts on army vs marines and not because they suck or something?
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>I never really wanted to be black and honestly I hate it.

Do you know anything about your history, how can you even say that. The fuck is wrong with you.

So you are upset that "other black people are making you look bad in the eyes of whites", but instead of getting mad at white people for stereotyping, judging and creating an oppressive society thats reinforced by these features you get mad at black people. Instead of helping you decide to become part of the problem perpetuating the cycle of racist shit and house niggas.

How about you set the example of the people that wear the same skin as you instead of talking shit from outside of that box even though you could have just as easily been in there.
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>>672125990
Where did you go to basic training? What's your unit?
Rank?
Where are you stationed?
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>>672125990
Why isn't the timestamp in military time?
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>>672129795
It is. It's morning tho
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>>672125990
OP is surely Fag. I'll put on my female sexy nurse and suddenly im a professional nurse.
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>>672129795
Fuckin retard
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>>672129685
Nothing op? Nothing?
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>>672125990
did you take the black peoples' head start?
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>>672125990
Are the other white guys racist?
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>>672129434
See OP's first post and realize what you said was stupid. He doing something with his life unlike someone who I am now convinced is an uneducated black lives matter activist
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>>672129685
Fort Jackson
Private
Not telling because opsec
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Heres some respect from a military brat. Thanks for serving. My old man served. Most all men in my family served. Is there any racial bigotry that you have experienced? I work in hotels and had a group of young army recruits stay. They all acted like high school assholes. Are most of your peers 18 year old children? I mean do they act like fucking obnoxious assholes? I really do want to know what its like.
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>>672130668
Unit? I'm not convinced
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>>672125990
Do you have a family like wife/kids
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>>672131070
Scratch that just read you don't. How much do you earn a yea
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>>672130512
What does "doing something with his life" have anything to do with caring if he is black or not.

> who I am now convinced is an uneducated black lives matter activist

and nahh not black lives matter, I could give two shits what white people think of me or my people just like you don't give a fuck about what black people think about you and yours.
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>>672125990
Why aren't all of you black guys in the army? I've seen you tear down whole neighborhoods over a justified self defense case! You're best in numbers.
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>>672130865
I seriously ask this because my father served in Vietnam. Went to ROTC, was eventually promoted to Colonel, and always said his best NCO's were black men, This was during the 60s and he was from Tennessee. I have a few pics of him pinning medals on black men and I always admired how he never saw race when it came to military service. I really want to know what your experience has been like as a black man in the military.
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>>672129434
>instead of talking shit from outside of that box
Black people are better out of the box. In the box they get this mass retard syndrome thing where they start acting, dressing and talking the same and accusing white people of stereotyping and judging them.
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Whats your MOS?
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>>672132412
>Black people are better out of the box
agreed but talking and shit about people still in isn't helping and probably making it worse.

>accusing white people of stereotyping and judging them.
Everyone judges and stereotypes, thats not the issue, the issue is a culture that penalizes another based on these stereotypes and judgements.
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>>672132412
Shut the fuck up man, You are comparing ghetto culture to middle class culture. Not comparing black men to white men. Your argument isnt about race its about culture and upbringing. I know as many stand up black men as I do white men and I know as many white ghetto fucks and I do black ghetto fucks. Quit trying to be an edgy middle class 12 year old fuck.
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Show dick?
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>>672129685
POG ASS LEG BOOT
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>>672132940
Lol he went to Jackson so he's a POG. It doesn't matter.
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>>672130668
What country are you in? Or, failing that, what region?
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Back sorry guys I'm at work
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I'm a 42A(Human Resources) but I've training in other stuff dealing with weapons and explosives cuz that shits cool but fuck actually doing it for real. I will get deployed soon. Where I do not know. I can't tell you where I am now because of operational security
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>>672134764
Holy fuck I knew you were a POG but you are literally the biggest POG MOS in the entire military
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>>672131482
My paycheck last month came up to upwards of $900. Pretty good for a single soldier straight outta high school with no bills
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>>672134919
Yeah man which will make it damn near impossible for me to get promoted. I think I might reclass into something else but I'll see how this goes
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>>672135143
Not to mention no schools either. Infantry men are getting airborne right out of boot if they have good PT. But I'm sure you can reclassified soon when a Republican gets elected and the army actually gets some fucking funding
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>>672130865
Being 18 almost 19 myself I can see where you're coming from. They act like they are in high schools because they literally straight out of graduation. Myself included. I joined because fuck staying at my parents house plus army got benefits up the ass. Everyone in the real army, there is real army and training army, are pretty cool. I mean you have one or two people who are assholes but you can win 'em all
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>>672134764
Oh yeah, Human resources, getting trained for explosives. I believe that. Go re-bury your fucking head in the sand you REMF. Nothing disgusts me more than a rear echelon mother fucker pretending to be in or near a combat zone.
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>>672135551
Or human resources doing airborne as well? Yeah ok Highspeed we know OP is in the army. How do we know you're not just Bitchin because you couldn't pass the initial physical at MEPS
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>>672135538
OK I understand that, Just wondering how long before those H.S. recruits started acting like Military. My father was military and actually believed he had a duty to his country even after his retirement. He would not pass a flag without saluting it. He NEVER would EVER act like a juvenile. I have his old ROTC records and he was full on straight military from the day he got in till the day he died. I was just curious how long those new recruits acted like juveniles? Thanks again for your service. My father never got thanked. He was told to take his fatigues off before he got back to the U.S. and wear civvies so he didnt get spit on or beaten.
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>>672135551
It's not like I didn't go to basic training and learn and hone my skills at shooting combatives and survival. And if we were to get attack I would have to take up arms like everyone else right? Or just fuck that because all I do sit behind a desk and fuck around right? Fuck outta here with that shit
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>>672136019
Ok your right. I dont know those circumstances. I never tried bec. I wrecked my knee and cant run. I really cant say anything about that guy. His post just rubbed me the wrong way.
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>>672125990
How often do you chimp out?
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>>672128455
What kind of army is it if you don't shower together? What each one gets hus own private time to shower?
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>>672136175
I thank your father for his service and thank you for your support. It's more of a superiority complex that gets developed. joining the army and passing through training shows you're a cut above the rest cuz some people don't make it through MEPS or basic training. I thought I was a badass when I went through and went home on leave and everyone was still just fucking around with their lives. But the military humbles you quickly because you realized you have no type of power if you're a private like myself and those guys. I had a little military experience because I did JROTC in high school but I'm still just a kid
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>>672136344
Your fucking right, im the asshole who said that shit. You absolutely would have to take up a rifle if it came down to it. I'm just a little drunk and your original post rubbed me the wrong way. My father never got any praise cuz it was Vietnam, so I'm kind of wired that way. Against anyone whos seen combat, I mean. But hey I dont even serve. So please disregard my comments. I do respect any man who serves regardless. I was just being an impuslive asshole, and honestly I cant say shit bec. I dont wear the uniform.
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Does it make you feel better knowing I hate you for being in the military instead of for being black. Or does it make any difference?
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>>672136659
In fairness, anon never declared his rank or position or nation for that matter.
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>>672136659
I'm not in training. You showered together in training and barely even together because they had curtains. People be pullin some serious gay shit so I understand why they toned down on the open showers
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>>672136840
You sound like a chump that wears an A around in a little circle all day long while making minimum wage and complaining about others. Your standard moron.
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>>672134954
Fair enough is it not draining constantly being told what to do. How do you take time to yourself to chil
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>>672125990
Was Army boot camp as laughable as everyone makes it out to be?
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>>672136840
I don't feel anything about that at all. I mean I wish you didn't hate me but at the end on the day I don't really care and I go to sleep with a smile on my face
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>>672136801
It's fine man. Get some sleep
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>>672125990
Are in supply or food service?
Why do you want a fat blond?
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>>672136344
Wrong asshole literally every MOS would fight before you. I bet you don't even do PT. The only chance you'd come bear combat is in a red dawn scenario. A scenario where we'd literally need the draft. YOU HAVE NO INFANTRY SKILLS DUMBASS.
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>>672134764
I just re-read your post, I'm the asshole, there was nothing in there that should have prompted my comments. I'm just coming down off my high. My old man served in Vietnam and got NO respect. So I was being an asshole. For no reason. I totally respect what you do. I dont even wear the uniform and I regret that. So maybe I was taking my frustration out on you. You didnt deserve it. You have my gratitude for serving our country. I really am sorry for what I said.
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>>672137304
Chill
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>>672125990
What's your opinion on the nigger problem
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>>672137070
After the workday I might hit the gym if I'm feelin it(rarely ever feel it) I might go out with some friends. But nothing to crazy. Mainly come home eat get on here, masturbate cuz it's not the weekend and I'm not drunk enough to risk a sexual harassment charge
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>>672137080
>relaxin jackson
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>>672134954
Shit man I hope that isn't for the whole month. That works out to 5.62 an hour assuming you're only working 40 hours a week.
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>>672125990
Does it suck being bullet fodder?
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>>672137506
Haha good on ya
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>>672137080
It wasn't as bad as I thought. Of course it sucked sometimes but you just power through it
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>>672137560
>pv2 pay. And McDonald's workers want 15 an hour
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>>672137273
Yeah you never been in the service. Trap thread is that way faggot
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>>672137304
Every man in my family as far back as I've traced has been in the military and they fought so that we wouldn't necessarily have to. Don't be sorry, be appreciative for what they've done.
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>>672134954
>last month

I now call bullshit. You're not in the military. You're not even black. In fact you don't even fucking exist. Get the fuck out you piece of nonexistent filth
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>>672137777
Wrong again dick head
I'll let you guess my MOS
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>>672137830
>I think not therefore I exist not
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>>672137560
I'm pretty low maintenance tho. The biggest purchase I would make is a new video game or something
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>>672137360
I will man, its just that I really wanted to serve but I know I cant. I wrecked my knee and cant run for shit. And my old man was a well decorated vet. I feel like a shit that I cant serve, so I guess I was taking it out on you. My father never would have put another military man down like I did, and after a few minutes I realized what I said. So just so you know, I apologize for what I said, and I respect your service. Thanks.
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>>672137921
I didn't realize our government payed it's troops like that. That's some bullshit. Also for someone who knows jack shit about the service what an MOS?
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>>672125990
Trump? Lots of military support the man that wants to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
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>>672138011
I'm not OP but get some sleep bro you didn't do anything wrong
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>>672137830
Not that I posted a picture of myself in my uniform with a timestamp or anything. fuck me right?
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>>672125990
You ever been on a real shrimp boat?
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>>672137843
I'll give you a hint. I'm not a POG ass leg and I'm hammered
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>>672125990
rate my squad nigga
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>>672138186
Not OP but wtf are you even saying POG, hammered?
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>>672137273
My old man was not a front line soldier, but was at Tan sonut, when it was overrun, he was an Airforce colonel who had to use his issued .38 revolver. Just because you are not front line doesnt mean you dont see combat.
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>>672138196
red neck lil waynes/10
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>>672138079
I'm personally fine with my pay and I just got promoted actually so this month my pay will increase. But again I'm a single soldier with no bills or children to take care of so I'm fine.
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>>672138276
Right, but Human resources? In today's wars? We do need them but not for fighting.
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>>672138169
No, but I like shrimping hot chicks.
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>>672138237
POG means person other than a grunt (infantry) military slang
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>>672125990
What is the capital of Africa?
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>>672138186
Is it go fuck yourself? I think it's go fuck yourself.
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>>672138196
6/10 would pull over if cop
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>>672138481
Look here chief just cause you'll never get a CIB doesn't mean you gotra be a dick. What's 42A life like?>>672138481
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>>672138386
Isn't that part of logistics? That's more necessary than most people think. A lot of people think that things happen because of magic or some shit and it doesn't work that way.
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>>672138467
Niggerland
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>>672125990
u a mason in supply?
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>>672125990
Why do you fight for a country that doesnt give 2 fucks about your people?

That beeing said im not american and it just looks like that from an outside view.
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>>672138104
Military uniforms can be bought in full at literally any army surplus store by any fuck that walks in there. Your last paycheck wouldn't have been last month it would have been on tuesday. The first of the month. Because military gets paid twice a month you autistic fuck. Take your soup sandwich ass to bed.
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>>672138598
Yeah but their job will always stay back on the safe FOBs. I suppose there's some merit to what you're saying regarding indirect fire, but it's a Longshot
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>>672129207
this is mostly true .
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>>672138598
Yeah it's pretty daunting sometimes but hey it's what I choose. If I fuck up something I just fucked up a soldier and now he/she can't perform now the mission is affected
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>>672138682
You should learn what you're talking about then first. "His people" are Americans, and if you're referring to blacks it's cause they're the #1 source of crime and retardation across the nation.
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>>672138705
Last Tuesday......was last month.
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>>672138705
And who the fuck buys uniforms to show off. Someone you know personally I assume.
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>>672138386
When I told my family I wanted to enlist they told me that I would only be a "Wing Nut" they made it seem like that was a worthless thankless job. Guess what, out strategic bombers dont fly without their "Wing Nuts" Every job in the military serves a purpose. Just because you are not carrying a rifle through a rice paddy or a desert doesnt mean your job doesnt matter. I was just being as asshole because I was drunk. My old man was a well decorated officer and retired as a colonel of the U.S.A.F. who served in S.A.C., T.A.C., and A.F.S.O.C. He would never put another military man down for his role. Thats why I was ashamed of how I treated that other man.
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>>672138909
Well correct me if im wrong but a big part of the black people thinks like that right?
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>>672138682
Hey man, I'm black and that's completely untrue. I only hear the word nigger on 4chan, I see crazy Muslim hate on 4chan, I see trap/sissy love threads only on 4chan. America doesn't hate black people. Just like American white men aren't all cucks.
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>>672138011
Are you gabe?
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>>672139068
Not last Tuesday this literally past tuesday. Which would be March 1st. Or this month
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>>672138887
I think that's "effected" not "affected." I'm not an English major but effect refers to an action or somesuch and affect refers to something emotional.
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>>672125990
hows it feel to be cannon fodder for rich white guys? wouldnt it be better to suck dick for a living?
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>>672125990
When are you going back to the ricefields boy?
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>>672139188
Your dad sounds like a badass. Means you can't be too bad a guy. Go easy on yourself. Everyone says stupid shit when drunk.
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>>672139152
Someone who likes people to think they are in the military. Happens all the time. They want the praise and attention so they pretend and wind up getting fined because it's against the law to impersonate military or law enforcement.
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>>672139188
I mean you get credit where credit is due. If you move a box from one place to another you're not gonna get much praise. Do it for a couple of years then you get to tell other people to do it lol
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>>672125990
what do you think when you see white guys that are banging hot black chicks like I am?
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>>672139213
Okay good to know

All you hear in europe is how a cop killed a black guy/kid.

So its pretty easy to get the wrong picture.
Just like you think muslims flooting our borders but in reality its really not that big of a deal. (I have seen one refugee in the entire time)
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What is being a 42A like
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>>672125990
You take your wife to my place tonight boy.
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>>672139336
Shut up and go suck up to your fellow anarchists in some coffee house.
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>>672139258
According to my bank the government payed me on the 29th. I see where you're coming from because I do indeed get paid twice a month. But you're coming at me sideways for no reason
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>>672125990

what pistol?
beretta 9mm'?
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>>672139342
How's it feel to be a cocksucker living under other's protection?
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>>672139274
Thank for that
"Effected"
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>>672139415
Yeah no that's disrespectful as hell. Idk how I would prove to you in in the service cuz I'm damn well not showing my cac on here
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>>672139457
I woudln't worry about Europe too much, they're bleeding heart scumbags who are full of themselves and islamics. Call the shithole eurostan.
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>>672139685
Because it hit your account at 0000 eastern time on the 1st.
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>>672139932
Where are you stationed and with what unit
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>>672139479
I like to think of it as The Office with a workout in the beginning.
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>>672140091
OPPPSEEEECCCC
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>>672140133
Good to know. Good luck in your military career OP
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>>672140036
Ok man whatever you say. All that matters is that I got paid right? I'm not arguing with some dude
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>>672126266
Airmen detected..
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>>672140175
False. I know OPSEC and I know AR530-1 like that back of my hand. Side effect of being military intelligence.
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>>672140372
You're right, my bad.
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>>672139223
Dunno who the fuck Gabe is, but My name isnt Gabe. Is this like a 4chan joke or something?
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This is my most successful thread ever. But I've only started a handful of them to begin with tho. Thanks b
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>>672140502
YOU ARE GABE. GABE. I KNOW YOU.
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>>672125990
Owning an army jacket doesnt make you army, maggot. On your face and and give me 35.
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>>672140372
But I like.....still not gonna tell you. But if it will make you feel better I'm in Europe
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>>672126337
It's the military not prison
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>>672140554
I'm not fucking joking, I've never used any name on here. Who the fuck is Gabe? My first initial is H. thats all ill say. Seriously who the fuck is Gabe.
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>>672125990
Are you called Ramirez?
And are you the Slave there?
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>>672140902
Gabe. I know. Chill. I won't tell anyone.
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>>672140453
A service members duty station and unit is not a violation of OPSEC because this information by itself is not sensitive. In almost all cases it's not a threat at all. In can't I was stationed in Fort Campbell, KY with 3BCT 101st ABN (AASLT). you can't really do anything with that information.
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>>672140937
Terminal Lance
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>>672140963
Fuck bro, I already told you you were right
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Did OP died?
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>>672140902
but for fucking seriously, I dont lurk enough to know this joke. I dont even think I've seen a "Gabe" meme or anything. Is that a Breaking Bad reference? Cuz I know there was a guy on there named Gabe. But I dont get it.
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>>672141052
Also it's my duty to tell you that you're a leg
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>>672141232
GABE. CHILL.
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>>672141256
Was that a typo?
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>>672126940
because black people have been in america for generations

And they see america as home and would fight for it and when it comes to it, these niggers would protect losers like you.
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>>672141256

Nope..
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>>672141232
>>672141296
Welcome Back Kotter - Theme Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI
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>>672140951
Thanks man please dont tell anyone I'm Gabe... But for real... what is the Gabe joke? Just pretend like I'm Gabe... and tell me bout this Gabe thing. By the way, I have never once used the name Gabe on any internet site ever in my life. But I'm going to play along. Yeah bro I'M GABE!!! I'M TOTALLY GABE!!
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>>672141529
...ok
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>>672141538
I knew it.
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>>672129434
> majority of street crime is committed by blacks
hurr whites are racist when they think a black person will mug them
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>>672141529
101st = legs all day erry day
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>>672125990
Why do you have to say your black?

Stop making everything about race racist
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>>672141662
Whites are also racist when they are being mugged by a black man
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>>672141722
I know you're a white guy
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>>672141535
Seriously who the fuck are you guys. I know the Welcome Back Cotter theme. "Up your Nose with a Rubber Hose", who the fuck is this seriously? Did I post shit when I was high or something? WTF is this. You guys either know me personally or are fucking internet ninjas. WTF is this??
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>>672141685
Ah. I get it. You're not wrong actually. Run 6 miles on run days and 4 miles on muscle failure days. All we did was run. All around the base.
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>>672141765
I'm asian actually
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>>672141845
Yup. I know. I'm very sorry.
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>>672141933
Interedasting
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>>672141829
Get your panties out of that tight wad that's up your ass and speak as a human.
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>>672141972
So, you're not going to answer me why you have to say your black?

Stop abusing the race card
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>>672141938
That shit is the reason I am broke. Who the fuck is gonna make their soldiers run 2 miles all the way to the football field to do a few push ups just to run two miles back. There is a perfectly good grassy field in front of the company area. That shit pissed me off for real.
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>>672142095
I'm actually not OP. I think he fell asleep. I was just commenting
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>>672142129
Yup. Alotta stupidity in the higher ups
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>>672142260
Especially in the Rakkasans
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Alright guys it's lunch time. Thanks for an interesting thread. You guys have great rest of the day/night. Do what ever you want to the thread now except for traps. We are starting the trap purge
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>>672125990
So how many have you killed in the name of freedom?
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>>672142162
So you assume i was white because i said something.

You're a racist man
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>>672142346
I'm a racist white against whites. Wut.
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>>672142307
At least you get to be a rakkasan tho. Lotta pride in that unit. As much pride as in the 82nd
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>>672142453
YOU ALL RACIST, GET OUTTA MA STO
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>>672142129
So that when you're on the battlefield if that's ever necessary then you don't fall behind and cause other people to die with you.
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>>672142533
I'm not there anymore I got out of the army in 2012. They have way to much pride.
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>>672142551
I'm not sure what's happening anymore
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>>672142311
Another anarchist freak job chiming in.
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>>672142632
Well cheers man I'm sure your DD214 keeps you warm
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>>672142613
I was MI. My ass sat at a computer 12 hours a day trying not to fall asleep. I didn't need to run anywhere except the bathroom
>>672142707
You have no idea.
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>>672142047
I'm not shitting you, people started calling me Gabe then posted the "Welcome back Cotter" theme, I was thinking about that show like 2 days ago. It used to play on the old Nick at Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, Newhart, Etc. Then someone started calling me Gabe and posted the Welcome Back Cotter theme. The fuck is up with that. Is this a fucked up coincidence? Are my walls bugged?
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>>672143027
I'm watching you touch yourself
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>>672143027
I set my contracts up so that I dont fall asleep writing. Some companies want me there just to be there, it's annoying but I try to set it up for 7 hours. Sitting at some desk and falling asleep is annoying to me.

I suggest checking out the early pilots of "I dream of Jeanie." Barbara Eden was a total hottie and wore stuff that after a few shows got way toned down.
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>>672141486
Protect? Do people really think that joining the armed forces in the US to protect their country.
HAHAHAha

I would never think that in 2016 propaganda would still work so well.

I guess when everything is painted with red white and blue with the words FREEDOM under it, people start to really think that shit.
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What could ever lead ya, back here where we need ya. welcome back welcome back welcome back. And fuck you all is Gabe a Welcome back Cotter character? and also just fuck you in general. and I also love you all just in general. but fuck you especially. But I also love you especially.
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>>672143260
The NRO is watching you waching anon touching himself.
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>>672143561
Yet you still walk around with an A in a circle proclaiming anarchy. Like a fuckin' punk.
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>>672143681
I am watching them watch me watch him
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>>672143355
Barbara Eden was the finest bitch of her generation. But that dont explain why people started calling me Gabe and linked "Welcome Back Cotter'... I would rather fuck Elizabeth Montgomery, the bitch who played "Sam" on "Bewitched".
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>>672129416
Army sucks Marines forever

Semper Paratus.
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>>672125990
Pv2, grow the fuck up.. and fast
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>>672143767
We see what you do.
www.nro.gov

You filthy bastards!
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>>672143992
The USMC, just like the Navy, but with more power bottoms.
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>>672143898
It's Kotter with a K you fuckin' fag.
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>>672143898
They were both hotties.
If I had to choose I'd go for Barbara Eden.
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>>672144029
I make sure they know when I touch myself. I stand in front of my Xbox Kinect when I masturbate. They know that I know. And I get off on being watched. So they are hurting themselves. And when I nut on my Kinect I imagine it's right in their eye.
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>>672143898
>Elizabeth Montgomery,
Check her out in an early Twilight Zone, fuck all if I remember the episode name but it was with Charles Bronson. It might have been their first.
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>>672143561
Oh, so you don't think you have freedom? Try living in North Korea, faggot.
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Ask a white guy in the army anything
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>>672144210
Look behind that picture.
There might be a camera there.
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>>672144430
Yup already on it

>fap fap fap
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>>672144697
good tiems! Don't spooge on your keyboard.
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>>672144736
To late
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>>672144772
eww, get out those handy wipes and do a cleanup job.
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>>672144772
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>>672133662
I am a 46 year old african american. Not an edgy 12 year old. I don't know any "white ghetto fucks" since I don't hang out in the ghetto. I see the world my nephew lives in and when he complained about being judged by his classmates I told him to stop being a nigger.
No one at my work stereotypes or judges me. I'm just another guy at the office. Why? Because I don't act like an idiot.
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>>672145865
Man , one flew tons of missions, the other rotted on an abandoned site. What are we comparing?
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>>672146535
Some asshole anarchist type was critizing everything, and while it's his right to do so that anon should realize that there are people behind things. It's not all space aliens and shit.
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SR-71 Blackbird - Eye In The Sky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXQOBb7h7s
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>>672147271
From Kelly Johnson himself, NOFORN!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj9UwKQKE3A
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