Rate my cooking :D (post your own godly creations)
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Rate my cooking :D
(post your own godly creations)
>>673038638
>:D
kill yourself
>>673038638
looks gross
>>673038638
no ketchup/10
So you chopped up a tumour and fried it? Kys, fgt
>>673038638
I would genuinely eat that...maybe with a bit of ketchup and some buttered French baguette too.
>>673038638
Kill youself/10
>>673038638
Kill yourself
>>673038638
it looks disguisting. you should be asshamed of yourself
Not using spaghetti [-]
Horrible Plating [-]
Visual appeal: Where's the colour? The tomatoes? where are they? I cant see them. [-]
Probably tastes likes hit [-]
I rate it 5 out of 10 because i would probably still eat that
>>673038638
That looks banging, reminds me of when i used to put chorizo in my pasta sauce
Looks like mince and short spiral pasta, this shit is making me hungary
Off brand jar sauce.
Do everyone a favor and slowly stick the jar in your butt.
>>673039928
>>673039944
>>673039973
Poorfags or samefags
>>673038638
Does your heart feel heavy after consuming that? Do you get fatigued after eating such an unhealthy mess.
>>673038638
Rate
>>673039999
>>673038638
Let me guess you're an amerifat, and all of the people commenting on how good it looks are also amerifats. Jesus you are disgusting swine.
>>673039999
Mom's spaghetti
10/10
>>673038638
Not bad. How many people was that for? Please say at least 3.
>>673040070
Chorizo in pasta sauce is good fool, you're missing out if you think it's poor fag food, which doesn't even make sense
>>673040216
no protein/10
>>673040503
Looks good but mine would have come out better.
>>673039999
My quads speak truth.
Insert the jar in your ass.
>>673038638
>>673040590
Woulda coulda shoulda
>>673040564
>sausage
>behind beets, potatoes, and looks like some other kind of tuber veggie
No protein where?
>>673040503
Kek that's an average pothead's serving
>>673040725
Don't get me wrong, your steak looks good, but your asparagus looks weird. Like you didn't know what you were doing.
>>673040216
That looks delicious. It might have looked horrible if not presented so well.
>>673038638
Nothing special here
>>673040872
It's steamed. I know a lot of people love to cook the life out of it, but I like steamed veggies a lot more.
>>673041002
Looks British. Everything drowned is a sauce. The only thing missing is the styrofoam container.
>>673038638
ground beef on noodles? Are you autistic?
>>673041002
wats the yellow shit im from brazil
>>673038638
Pasta and sautéed brains? Mm mm mmmm! My fave
>>673038638
This is my meal for the night
>>673041166
OP here, and yes I am. Nice dubs.
>>673038638
I can cook I just can't ever get the presentation right
>>673041192
Pretty sure those are potatoes.
Ya know the things you probably dig up in your third world country, but turn out to be rocks.
>>673040216
Vegan Alert
AMERICANS WHY DO YOU USE KETCHUP ON PASTA? goddamn just cook some tomatos with garlic and onion and let is boil for a couple of hours so the bitter goes out, then cook some meat throw it in let is boil a bit while cooking the pasta and tadaaa. This looks like prison food.
>>673041074
Potato knödel i guess
Why not eat some good food?
>>673041382
thanks puto
>>673041389
>implying there's no sausage on the plate....
>>673041324
Make real food or kill yourself.
also,
>>673041389
Do you not see the big fucking brat behind the veg?
>>673041514
Sexy.
>>673038638
What the fuck is that nigger?
>>673041439
Where's your basil.
Gtfo
>>673041514
Rico...
>>673041842
Couldn't tell what that was. Looks like you roasted your dick.
>>673038638
>>673041958
trailer trash detected
>>673040503
Fucking delicious/10
>>673041965
I didn't make that shit.
I did make >>673041514 however.
>>673040503
That steak looks chewy as fuck.
In general, the whole plate would look a lot better if you had you some sauce, either for the steak, the noddles or the vegetables.
>>673042045
Nop, just really high.
Beet salad with goat cheese foam and mint oil.
>>673038638
>>673041958
Christ, I literally thought those were used diapers at first glance
>>673041514
thanks now im hungry
>>673042108
>That steak looks chewy as fuck.
It was a perfect medium rare, and being a Porterhouse, it was tender as fuck.
>In general, the whole plate would look a lot better if you had you some sauce, either for the steak, the noddles or the vegetables.
You must be a doughy Brit.
>>673042205
Oh look another retarded amerifat.
Pizza's ready.
Will make an abbundant plate of Carbonara within the next 40 minute,stay tuned
>>673042210
I hope you're not proud of that
>>673038961
>>:D
Kill yourself
>>673042412
>mushrooms and pepperoni
Those are my two favorite toppings. Are you me?
>>673042412
I raise you a non frozen pizza.
>>673042371
How is pasta and fried potatoes retarded? Its all I had at my apartment asshole
>>673038638
and I thought Skyline Chili looked like shit, thanks OP.
>>673038638
>>673042578
Fuckk it's been so long since I had some good sushi
>>673041166
>>673041841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=impOpTBgBpM
Made these the other day. Fucking delicious. Also Tabouli, so fawking good.
>>673042355
Not british, but no matter where you're from, nobody likes to eat plain noodles.
And I am not really buying the 'perfect medium rare'.
>>673042523
strand of hair on chicken/10
Seriously, you were SOOO close here. Then the hair. Then I threw up a little in my mouth.
>>673042523
Hey you idiot amerifuck, your shit has a hair in it.
>>673042618
It's gastronomically redundant
>>673042618
It is retarded.
You could of fried them, pureed them with cream and butter to thicken. And make a broke neck sauce.
Like. If you're gonna be poor try to at least make it enjoyable.
>>673040441
dead meme/10
>>673041577
hello Jan.
Potatoes fried in olive oil with steak seasoning, ground peppercorn and onion powder topped with sriracha with parmesan cheese
>>673042738
>>673042750
Wow, good eyes, guys; I totally ate that shit- doesn't matter, really- it was my own hair
Canadian, btw
>>673042523
Dat fucking hair
>>673042753
At least the motherfucker is cooking for himself instead of eating out of a box or at Mcshits.
Orange grape kiwi banana pineapple
>>673042194
1986 wants their recipe back please.
>>673042994
Yeh, so am I, I just get hair in mine, dipstick
>>673042592
Mine was made fresh. Yours came in a cardboard box.
>>673042523
hey i hope you like the taste of pubic sweat in your food bro.
>>673039999
Quads demand it
DO IT OP
Soba noodle salad.
>>673038638
>Rate my cooking :D
>:D
>(post your own godly creations)
Mine from last night
>>673041514
So the salad wasn't dressed before putting it on the plate? What kind of caveman bullshit is that? At least have the decency to toss that stuff in some olive oil so it's not some mess of dry rabbit food, you're a fucking human being act like it.
>>673043187
Nice rename; beard hairs count as pubes, right?
>>673043169
I guess the delivery guy should've used his hands.
Just because you use prepackaged dough and toppings. Doesn't make it fresh. Fuckboy
>>673043169
Bullshit, sir. That is not a fresh pizza as the base is clearly prebaked.
Gtfo with that shit.
>>673042194
Can you make one with a clean plate?
>>673042592
If this is pizza hut kill yourself.
>>673043258
Yes, YES! You tell 'em, anon... And show him your last meal of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. OR, last night's dinner that mommy made. Chicken tendies with fancy sauce.
>>673038638
Hibachi anyone?
>>673043265
would eat. good job.
>>673043494
>Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
I know this is a meme, but are there actually people here that eat that disgusting shit?
>>673043463
Nope.
Local place that is featured as one of the best places in state.
Doesn't even look like dominoes.
Gross man.
>>673043494
>>673039999
Exactly this. Jar? Weak. Stick it up your ass.
Also, check'd.
>>673043331
nah only crotch hair unfortunately
>>673042803
I did use butter and garlic salt in the noodles. Considering what I had to work with it was pretty fuckin good
>>673043507
gtfo with this shit.
>>673043507
>>673041163
Clearly German, are you retarded?
>>673043649
Well, it's more likely a beard hair
How about homemade potato chips?
>>673042194
dude, that doesn't look bad. I really wish i liked goat or sheep based cheeses though because its served in ever restaurant now. I'm a fucking fat ass, I love all cow cheeses and there are not many other things I won't eat, but goat cheese is one of them.
They say some people don't like it because its too goaty, but really its just taste like spoiled sour milk to me.
>>673043788
Oil was too hot.
>>673041958
Sugar is not a diet fatpai
>>673043295
Sesame Shiitake vinagrette. It just doesn't show up well in the picture.
>>673043090
This is such a typical example of a person who's idea of a good meal comes from cooking shows on televison.
It looks vaguely fancy, but it's absolutely impractical.
Kiwi isn't skinned, orange isn't skinned, not even a little sauce from lemon juice or anything to make it an actual fruit salad.
It would be more convenient to just eat the fruits individually, absolutely no point in assembling that plate.
You cant take the ownage i deliver
>>673043507
I've told several people to kill themselves in this thread but didn't mean it. For you, I do. End your life.
>>673041577
just now realizing what this was because of thumbnail and my shitty eyes. FUCK A GOAT
>>673043533
>>673040564
fagfag detected
you blind? or just a faggot?
>>673043905
you're moms vagina was too hot
>>673043507
What in the fuck is all this bullshit?
>>673043134
I know right?
I sneezed a handful of chopped parsley all over it after the picture.
>>673043461
No.
No I can not.
>>673043899
I think it's mild as fuck.
If I could stuff cheese into cheese. I'd be in heaven.
>>673040216
Could you be less british?
>>673043905
Nah, I don't have a proper deep fryer, so I had to scoop them out of the pan with a spatula- fine line between "just right" and "shit, they're burning" when they're slices that thin
Little dark, yeh, but they weren't burnt
>>673040503
That asparagus looks like shit. Fucking pasta salad with a steak? Could you have picked a smaller plate. Learn how to plate your shit FFS.
>>673038638
>ayy lmao
In relation to what? l2meme, bandwaggonfgt
>>673043507
GTFO U PIECE OF SHIT BRITBONG!
>>673042523
yeah you may wanna remove said hair before taking the photo next time! Damn that's gross
>>673043966
It was to share with my gf. I thought I'd make something nice for us to share while we watched a movie. Your right I couldve skinned the kiwis but I didn't think of that at the time. It wasn't about the fruit it was about the effort to make the plate for her
>>673043955
Well goddamn, my mistake then.
>>673042592
gross, you fat fuck
>>673042412
>>673042412
you win
>>673042205
is that spaghetti and potatoes?
>>673044560
I never saw it till it got pointed out like 30 times today- I ate that shit weeks ago
>>673038638
>>673044686
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>673044686
Which reminds me I need to shave my beard. Whenever I eat something I see my beard hair in the food after one bite. Shit sucks.
>>673044613
Well, if unnecessary effort was what you were going for, I guess I can't fault you for that.
Still, skin them fruits.
>>673041577
I actually ate this meal in iceland. Pretty much everything I ate seemed horrible. But was actually pretty nice. Would eat again.
>>673042482
Lets see you do better.
>>673038638
Fuckno/10 looks like worms
>>673043494
you watch your fucking mouth about fancy sauce
>>673044826
Hey, at least you didn't take a picture of it and post it on the internet
>>673038961
>>673042568
Lol that just makes the emoticon look angry.
I never understood why the Chan is so against emoticons.
Like it's the easiest trigger.
>>673044665
Yes.
>>673041002
It's reassuring to know at least one person eats at a table and not slouched on a sofa infront of a tv.
>>673044996
Eh, true.
>>673044644
Lol.
That's hilarious.
You're replying to your own post. Samefag.
Keep selling yourself on your walmart ingredient pizza.
"Fresh"
>>673040503
Nice. Needs more greens though
Either way, nice work home boi.
>>673045085
I was really proud of that dish, too
Undone- by a single hair
>>673045066
not sure how i feel about that... it looks bretty gud
>>673038638
hell yes 10/10 go to /ck/
>>673045005sage
I really hope this is bait.
>>673041841
Wtf. Real food.
What does that even mean
>>673041439
>couple of hours
Won't happen. American's don't have hours to prepare each meal, only third world countries with nothing much else to do can dedicate so much time to meal preparation.
>>673045005
>the Chan
>>673045384
kek
this is a whole lamb ..stuffed with rice,fresh herbs,and rubbed with various spices such as cumin turmeric fresh pepper and mustard..slow roasted in a wood oven for 6 hours...the meat melts off the bone....thank you
>>673041514
That steak looks heavenly..
Rate? Pork Tenderloin cooked Sous-Vide
>>673045384
Subtly rekt.
>>673038638
mmm chocolate ramen on pasta
>>673041002
Bayer detected.
Although the dumpling is pretty small imo.
Fucking delicous.
>>673045524
I don't eat pork but that looks delicious.
just had a snack at the beach
>>673045524
you nigger don't tell me you drizzled salad dressing all over that pork. If so, you're the dumb type of retard who puts ketchup on a steak.
>>673045584
Subtlety*
>>673041577
Didnt find any restaurant where i coudl try it in iceland.
Bus stationw as told as a specialist for that. But out of reach after day 2.
and some of these things right here>>673045741
>>673045203
It was delicious. This is what I had to work with
>>673040503
terrible presentation, steak should be on it's own plate and the rest on a small plate. also y pasta with steak? that's weird bro
>>673045727
Thanks /b/ro! It was really tasty. Mind my asking why you don't eat pork?
>>673042709
First of all, it's pasta, not noodles. Stop fucking calling it noodles. Secondly, I like pasta without sauce, I use stock and herbs to season and cook it well so I don't need to smother it in sauce for flavour. Thirdly, that guys pasta looks to be in a cheese and broccoli sauce. I've never eaten the stuff but I can still tell that, so if you couldn't, you don't know enough about food to warrant anybody here hearing your dumbfuck opinion.
>>673045973
My religion does not allow it.
>>673041514
best thing i've ever seen on 4chan. congratulations. taters could be further away from steak though, definitely shouldn't be touching.
>>673045376
food that takes the smallest amount of effort at least. Food with flavor, not just chile'd ground beef shit with some garlic. It is a waste of the shit you use. Make something with flavor, not just some bland nigger shit covered pasta.
>>673045847
Nah bro, that's the juices from the sous-vide bag after the pork was cooked. I'm not a nigger so I know better than to use dressing as a fucking sauce. Also, Ketchup is fucking gross.
Call me Elzar.
BAM!
>>673045741
>>673045911
Man I love eating at the beach. Nothing feels better.
>>673046134
c'mon ..whos gonna know?? just do it...good crispy bacon is good
>>673046019
You're seeing ghosts, man.
That's just Broccoli on top of the noodles.
Also seasoning and moisture are two completely different things. A dish can be perfectly seasoned and still dry as shit.
Learn to cook.
>>673045741
>Fancy snacks
>bottled water
>decent table
What's up with the ghetto chairs and concrete blocks?? Seems like you'd have a better time eating that shit at home rather than out in that shitty rock filled sandpit of a "beach."
>>673046226
overcooked asparagus, overcooked salmon, dry as the saharas. Overcompensated garnish to cover up shit tier baking methods.Is the salmon flavor proper enough to be dripping onto your asparagus?
>>673045200
>>673045336
>>673045388
I mean it be cool if everyone just was more relaxed and not so predictable under the same rules.
It's just not as fun.
I rather have conversations with you niggas, not be bucked at for stupid rules.
>>673046337
especially when i catch my own seafood...also the salt and shit just opens my appetite alot...and then i take a nap under a shady tree next to the waves...shiiiiiit
>>673045111
riiiiiight
because anybody that thinks you're a fat retard has gotta be frontin'
fuck off amerifat fuck
>>673042523
eww a fucking hair
>>673040216
>Over cooked vegetables
Kill yourself faggot
>>673046820
At_least_you_tried.png
>>673046552
you clueless bastard,,i forgive you because you dont know crap
>>673046709
If I could do this every single day, I would. Nice man.
>>673046820
Is this a fuckign paper plate?
Wand whats that wobbling piece of meat(!) ?
3/10
>>673046507
You freely admit you can't cook pasta without it drying out yet you're telling me to learn to cook? okay? Also the cheese sauce is clearly there, you can see it melted on the broccoli and in the recesses of the pasta.
>>673047003
1/10 gay as fuck scenery
>>673045524
yumm best one so far!
>>673046226
is that chicken or beef
>>673038638
is that a dog food?
>>673046212
OK
That I can wrap my head around.
Agreed but I mean usually I fond myself cooking and it takes an hour or so
But it comes out great if I don't fucking burn anything.
So the quick cooking might not be what you want.
What's something that can be cooked fast and be a good meal to you?
rape i mean rate
>>673047123
Learn2cook
>>673047189
0/10 kill yourself if real
10/10 if bait
>>673047205
My dog left that for me to pick up on a walk
>>673047140
so...whats it like being a 14 year old in arizona??
>>673045524
so far....you win. Would eat/10
Just made this, grilled Salmon with mushrooms and pesto ranch salad
>>673047245
Brown cliffs of shit
>>673047003
Canary Islands?
>>673047359
Don't bother with the trolling idiots bro, they will never understand true relaxation and comfort.
>>673042371
the ol' use any excuse to insult america.
it could be a picture of the moon, and you would find a way to insult americans.
>>673046959
Shit was good as fuck tho
>>673047408
south aegean
>>673047003
Google "Oregon Coast" and then tell me I don't know shit. Our beaches aren't full of rocks and garbage and faggots.
>>673047378
9/10 looks interesting, would have one bit then not eat another again.
>>673047155
Thanks! I've been making an effort on becoming a better cook at home. I'm glad to hear it's paying off.
Here's another one of my meals. Butter Chicken
>>673046585
Samon wasn't over cooked. Trust me. I was there.
>>673043507
milk in a wineglass, best part
Filet mignon. Mmm mmm bitch!
>>673047397
come on bud its lamb chop and chips, its better than OPs attempt
>>673047568
We need to move in together.
>>673047568
Great b8 m8. Looks better on the way out tho ..
>>673047514
looks cold mate...brrrrr
>>673047058
Steak. And yes its a paper plate. Who gives a shit what its served on I didn't eat the fuckin plate.
>>673047666
Would eat NOW!
>>673047666
Plate looks like it is from a paper plate set for your 12th birthday party, where nobody turned up and you cried all night like the sissy faggot you are.
>>673038638
that would probably look more appetizing as puke
>>673043507
Whats going on in this th-
>>673047666
satan wants your din dins my good man, checking tiripple dipple
>>673047236
Quickly as fuck? Beautifully seasoned (salt pepper) tuna steak roughly 1 in thick seared high temp 2-3 minutes a side. GENTLY blanched asparagus spears, taken out and drained with a squirt of lemon juice and a pinch of salt. Smashed sweet potatoes. simple, uick as fuck. perfectly done in 15 minutes.
>>673042423
It's finally done. Rate my carbonara spaghetti /b/.
italian recipe,made by italian guy
>>673041514
This makes my mouth water.
>>673047950
It probably tastes good. Would eat.
>>673045911
looks like an ass with some shit in it
>>673047950
looks like too much Parmesan but nice
>>673047689
lol Only if you have tits and a vagina. You will also have to do the dishes.
Next up: My xmas feast of 2015
A 15 pound 40 day dry aged rib roast
>>673047861
THAT'S SATANIC CERAMIC YOU BITCH
rate
>>673047797
It's about environment bitch.
And if you call that a steak - looks like refined minced meat? 'murica, right?
Now 1/10
>>673048205
This looks insanely good.
>>673045911
kina is yuk man i hope your a maori
>>673048221
Looks a bit messy, but sure it is tasty.
>>673038638
The noodles were so bad you threw up on them?
>>673048146
Thats because,in the original recipe,you have to add parmesan to the beaten egg,and a bit of parmesan when you are stiring everything in the pot
>>673048378
i agree, thanks anyway
>>673048238
My giant easter egg
>>673048402
That throw up looks like shit, so I think his ass threw up on them.
Mussels!
>>673048205
beautiful looking food. the asparagus looks to have a nice seasoning and the beef looks perfectly cooked. however, the spears look overcooked. this looks delicious nonetheless.
>>673041192
Those are something called Potatoes. That's where something called fries come from.
>>673048221
0/10 for canned peas
>>673043265
Why do you take pictures of your food ? Is it for your instagram account ?
>Fucking new generations
>>673048408
if was me cooking i would just skip the egg parmesan, but you italy so you probably like heaps of parmesan
>>673048132
>>673048341
this stuff goes for 20 bucks per 100 grams ...its fucking gooood
>>673043533
>>673048567
Did see my parents cooking those so many times,but yours looks really different,i do not even eat fish tbqh
Also presentation of the plate is really good,well done
>>673048238
1) I recycled that plate.
2) that steak was like an inch thick and juicier than a pussy on prom night.
3) Im from america but why do u assume im american just because its steak?
>>673041958
Is that... Square sugar cubes with cheese and chocolate on it...
>>673048785
what cuntry boss? coz here in NZ there heaps of those little guys we call them kina
>>673043533
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>673048682
Ahaha not adding too much parmesan to the beaten egg gives an extra tasty and delicate savour of cheese thats marry perfectly with the pork ,the spaghetti and the egg
>>673048567
oh man...that looks good anon... i love these...i steam them with white wine herbs and mustard also add chilli pepers
>>673041382
>>673048645
fucking dumbasses thinking they're smart. those are not potatoes but something called "knödel" which yes is partially made from potatoes but its not the vegetable itself
>>673041192
>>673049225
The only ramen I would eat
>>673043507
hahahaha I thought it was like a really fancy meal xD
>>673049225
Fuck yeah
>>673048979
basically every western country..and even more expensive in japan..if you can get a hold of lots of them ..i sugest you export that shit,,huge profits,,its ilegal to pick them in lots of places
>>673048579
Thanks! You sound like someone who knows what's up so I'll take your opinion to heart. I'll just blanch the Asparagus next time. Those ones in the pic were roasted.
What do you think about this one?
Ramen noodles topped with Sesame Teriyaki Chicken and Brocolli
>>673040216
decent for a cut phase....too bad IM IN A PERMANENT BULK PHASE!
>>673042967
dude wheres my carb?
>>673049459
Fuck yeah x2
>>673049339
Take dumplings as translation.
Not all can be able to unterstand master race language.
>>673049459
Are u a wizard and did jsut dlete and repost your post?
>>673049513
UK/10
>>673049513
wots under the egg mate?? eh??
>itt: the day 95% of /b/ proven it can cook by itself without their mommies
Im so fucking proud of this thread
what about dessert?
mixed berry gummy candies covered in chocolate with 1g of wax in them
>>673049654
i think its beans
:)
>>673049704
hngggggg!!!!
>>673049775
basmati??
>>673049654
>>673049728
It's mostly mashed potatoes mixed with corned beef and onions and shit.
>>673049682
Cooking isn't hard at all, but I guess. Not everyone on /b/ is a pathetic loser.
>>673049704
complitely erect/10
Kudos to you anon,unfortunally the 2 things i cant cook are exactly fish (because i threw up by only the smell of it), and sweets.
>>673049704
Doing it right anon
>>673049704
what kind of wax? candle, bee ear?
9999
>>673046599
pls stop the cringe is hurting me
>>673050056
>nope.green
>>673041958
what kind of evil is this?
>>673038638
6/10 would eat
>:D
-10/10 killself your
Anyone up for a cont.?
>>673049885
Yep :D
>>673050125
i done fucked up fam
Thoughts?
>>673050201
do you want to chat on tinychat? im drunk
sour cream and ranch makes french onion dip
Thats as far as my cooking knowledge goes, my wife takes care of the rest
rate my tentacles
>>673048853
>>673049126
Thanks, its really easy, cook in white wine with some onion, garlic and olive oil fir 5-10 minutes so they open up. then some chopped parsley on top and some good bread to go with(for scooping up the broth)
>>673050275
im sober as fuck right now...
>>673050266
Looks good
>>673050266
which kind of herbs did you use on the pasta?
>>673049944
they are real easy to make
>put berries in a pot with water
>heat up ans stir until they get mushy
>add sugar and wax
>heat up so its just slightly bubbling and stir for 10 mins
>stir in one package(4 little packs) of pectin
>let cool
>>673049991
the fun kind
>>673050266
6/10
Bread to brown all around and (if it is) cheese on the fish.
>>673050360
Did you tender them?
>>673050266
i need more info ,,salmon?? pesto???
>>673050360
Very nice very succulent
>>673050446
Fresh cilantro and basil
