I Cant help but want to beat the shit out of my dog when he acts retarded.
I just explode with rage.
Like when he doesn't "sit" or "come here"
It makes me... so fucking angry.
What else can I do to fix this fucking retard
>>674583704
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Kys
>>674583704
Give it to someone who isn't an autist.
go have a kid
>>674583704
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>>674583704
then you shouldn't own a dog. fuck you.
An hero.
if you are unable to live with a dog then you should probably just stay away from every possible living creature. go live somewhere alone with your pc
>>674583704
Dogs don't understand English. They associate a word, gesture or sound with doing something, because they've been conditioned that it's pleasurable (as per Pavlov) and it pleases you, which the've been selectively bred to like doing.
In short, you've not trained your dog properly. It takes time and effort, which you've not invested
>>674583704
Water bottle and small dog treats will fix him if you can't train him normally just give him to someone who can. Beating a dog will never form a bond and you'll both be miserable.
>>674583704
>What else can I do to fix this fucking retard
Kill that fucking dog
dogs have been trained and working with mankind sinds before we even became sedentary, if you're to retarded to train an animal that is practically BRED to BE trained then god help me you should kill yourself.
>>674583892
/thread
>>674583704
The dog can't help that you're a fucking idiot and don't know how to train him at all.
Just take the dog to sleep?
Use an electric necklace
>>674585808
Hit the dog even harder?
>>674585599
This.
>>674585599
>>674586277
I have the same urge
>>674586470
then you are equally retarded
>>674586640
Not really.
It is simply alpha instinctive to act harsh on the disobedient.
>>674586948
wow you really are retarded. oh god.
>>674583704
Can we just make this a general HATE thread against dogs?
Seriously, I fucking hate dogs.
I hate how they're always following you around. I hate how people act like they follow you because they "love" you, and not because they have an evolutionary need to be be dominated by a pack leader. I hate how, if you are fucking weak person who talks in a baby voice to your dog, it will dominate you instead. I hate people who are dominated by their fucking dogs.
I hate how people assume that everyone loves dogs. I hate how dog owners let their dog charge at you, jump on you, and lick you because they assume everyone loves dogs.
Most of all, I hate how appalled people get when you tell them that you hate dogs. It's ok for people to hate cats, but if you hate dogs then you're a fundamentally bad person. If you hate dogs, you must hate loyalty and "pure love" and all of the other ridiculous human emotions that people assign to dog.
tl;dr - Dogs and dog lovers can go straight to hell
>>674583704
training course with positive reinforcement.
>>674584103
also this
>>674587547
its because of things like this that you have no real friends
>>674587547
we're talking about actual dogs here, not oversided rats like chihuehue's
if you, as a man (you seem to pretty you're a manly one, too) and you are not capable of having that kind of connection with a dog then you're a failure at being a leader.
also, this >>674587829
>>674588002
pretend* instead of pretty . autocorrection bullshit
Furthermore, I'd like to see every pit bull exterminated until their violent breed is completely wiped off the face of the fucking planet.
I fucking hate all of the internet memes with pictures of snuggly pit bulls and babies curled up together, as if the fact that a pit bull doesn't attack and kill a child in its own home means that it would never attack any other child.
I fucking hate how pit bulls are associated with the poor. They are the most numerous breed of dog in the fucking country because they've been allowed to breed out of control by poor people who don't have the money to buy a real dog so they get a free pit-mutt instead. Then all you hear them spouting is "I fukin luv muh pee-uht".
I hate how even intelligent pit bull lovers won't look at the irrefutable statistics that pit bulls are the most dangerous breed of dogs in America, both in terms of number of attack and percentage of attacks by breed.
Most of all, I hate how so many pit bull owners say shit like, "Don't blame the dog, blame the owner!!" But when it comes to guns, they refuse to accept the argument that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." You can't have it both ways faggots. You want a ban on deadly assault rifles with high-capacity magazines? Cool. Me too. And while you're at it, let's confiscate your dangerous dog as well.
>>674586948
>>674587547
>>674588602
Finally some people with a God damn brain.
>>674587829
Dog ownership and friendship are only correlated insofar as some people are "dog friends" and some people are "cat friends."
"Dog friends" are the kind of people who NEED to be around others. These are the kind of people who are extremely social and dependent on group acceptance and integration. I find dog friends to be exhausting.
Cat friends on the other hand are more independent. They hang out with other people because they want to, not because they feel the need to be integrated into a group.
>>674589692
are you serious, there is nog such thing as dog and cat friends wtf are you on about. living in your own little world again?
>>674589972
Good boy, you did good! GOOD BOY! You did SO good!
Feel better now?
>>674591109
going completely besides the point in an attempt to undermine credibility by implying I'm some simpleton. you really think anybody takes that seriously? you've just proven my point, you're an idiot and don't know what you're talking about. ofcourse dogs don't "love" us but they are loyal as fuck if you take care of them the way a leader does. if you can't identify as a leader and are rather a loner, go get a cat.
the way the cat doesn't give a shit about you is an allegory to your relationships and friendships. nobody is willing to put their life in danger in order to potentially save yours. and that is really sad.
>>674585444
Check'd
>>674585444
trips of truth right there
>>674583704
That just means you don't know how to train a dog.
More info OP. Is the dog old or still young.
Maybe you don't spend enough time with him/her.
Training needs to be consistent
