Ask an archangel anything cont.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask an archangel anything cont.
>>675014866
Are you cut or uncut?
>>675015096
Cut
>>675014866
How many demons have you slain?
>>675015096
His hair is pretty short so I'd say he's cut it.
>>675015160
Confirmed Jew
>>675015188
Nice dubs.
In this current mortal life. Zero.
how does it feel knowing you weren't born but created by a being who, while powerful, is not actually a god by any means and this basically makes you a synthetic entity that has questionable free will eveninsofar as to additionally be manipulated by another similar being for what appears to be a petty ploy at revenge for something of debatable fault?
>>675015313
Before?
>>675015570
It makes my blood boil.
>>675015694
So your name is Avacyn then
>>675014866
with nine heads do you get 18x vision when you get drunk? or is that seraphs...
>>675015621
No recollection.
Before I was sent to Earth. Only one memory of being in a celestial setting communicating with something. Deciding on what kind of life or form I will live.
>>675015784
Michael
>>675015912
When I get drunk I usually get into trouble. Sending dick pics and whatnot.
>>675014866
>675014139
I need true protection from a suspicious situation in my life and to be delivered from it right now. How can I legit get it in my life immediately...or are you merely BS-ing here?
>>675015992
So who was the being that created you and who is the being that manipulated you and what was the reason for the revenge that has debatable fault if you aren't Sorin markov's creation on Innistrad being used by Nahiri the lithomancer because of what happened to Zendikar as a result of the Eldrazi?
>>675016207
You might want to pray to big guns. I don't know who is filling in for me.
Worry solves nothing. Bad decisions produce bad outcomes... but you know that don't you?
>>675014866
Can you talk to your boss and get this entire shitshow to end already?
Hit vid reset on the rcon panel man.
>>675015934
Why you here though? Did you upset the management, or are you undercover?
>>675016290
MTG player detected
>>675016290
I am not omnipotent.
I was born with the same knowledge as you. I know the one who created me created existence.
>>675014866
Where can I get a babelfish?
>>675016499
Nice dubs.
I've cried out and called out... I get no response. There have been times when I see the ways of this world and wanted to watch it burn with me on it.
>>675016524
I've been trying to figure that out my entire life. Believe me... I have sinned and broken all but one commandment since I've been here. I wish I knew why.
>>675016644
Ayyyyyyy ma nugger
>>675014866
Are you guys aware of what i've done? I don't care if you want to reward me or not, but it would me nice to know i've got your approval/support.
And by the way, is it true that Michael is super gay?
>>675016945
Google it. You will find your answer.
>>675016207
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>675017287
I'm sure whoever is back at home base knows exactly what you've done.
I have experimented. Who hasn't?
>>675016482
Excuse me?
>>675016644
Dubdubs
>>675017219
Have you met others like you?
>>675017380
Smartass
>>675017367
Dafuq man, that isn't helpful at all unless you're implying that the Google servers are in touch with the Devine.
>>675017720
I've met people with gifts... unexplainable gifts. No other archangels though.
>>675016499
This
Any news on real life Fallout?
>wakes up
>prays for nuclear holocaust
>>675018042
Whats the extent of your knowledge past the mortal plain :^)
>>675017766
Nice dubs
>>675017900
Idk where to get that fish or if it's even real.. just Google it.
>>675018042
What kinda gifts
>>675018511
I was certain it was going to happen 2 years ago... I was wrong. I can't see the future so I can't help ya there bud.
>>675015934
How many life forms could you choose from? You saying you could've been a dog?
>>675018519
I know there is a divine creator.
I know there is a powerful antagonist.
I've seen hell.
What are your thoughts on Satanism/Wicca?
>>675019168
Especially when it doesn't work the way one would like? I think someone is trying to get at me through such ways.
>>675018653
People that can see bits of the future.
People that can heal.
Telepathy.
People that can communicate with the universe and have it respond.
If you're an archangel you're one if not the only in existence here on earth. What are you going to accomplish seeing as you are obviously so important...
>>675018511
If you haven't built a nuclear shelter yet, start building it now or be aware of the nearest one. If shit goes wrong in the next few years (China with those islands, turkey being filled with inmigrants who hate the country, etc.) The entire north hemisphere is going down the shitter. Or at least that will be the worst case scenario.
>>675019072
I belive more like hardships.
>>675019449
>>675019168
Please answer OP (heading slogan notwithstanding).
>>675019676
That's not an answer
>>675019168
As long as you don't harm life I could care less.
>>675014866
I want to play the glass harp (cup of wine). Classical works. Beta as fuck or good idea?
>>675019508
I don't know. I grew up thinking I could do something and make a difference. Now it's starting to feel bleak.
Have you already explained why you think you're what you say?
>>675015096
>>675015160
Angels don't have genitalia
You already blew it
>>675019449
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>675019817
Yes it is.
>>675020119
But as an archangel God would make sure you are supposed to be his special case... You think your future is bleak yet you believe you're one of the highest angel forms available? What makes you feel this way?
>>675020032
I'm sure it will wet someone's panties out there. Go for it.
>>675020184
Yes.
>>675020320
I'm currently in human form.
>>675020435
I asked how many options were there when you picked yourself to be a human... Your answer was something about struggles. How many options were there?
>>675020548
Thanks! GOD bless you!
>>675020490
The hardships I have lived and seen. The effort I've put in only to see constant defeat. I'm becoming indifferent.
>>675020783
Finite
>>675021091
Then you are failing God. What you're telling us is you don't have to earn being an arch angel you just have been one. So a homeless man can be an arch angel? You don't have to accomplish anything to have such a high honor? I think you're a little off base here mortal. Good thread but you disappoint your creator why should he reward you.
>>675019864
What about certain people in my area who prey upon people that are unlike them in some way and are trying to destabilize or make someone crazy by talking at them--asking the same questions over and over again, day after day, night after night, week after week, month after month with some slight variation since last late spring or summer because of some comment said that apparently hurt someone's feelings or some other unknown reason (maybe their sadists who just want to do it for fuck's sake or they don't want to be embarrassed)...my point is how can I stop this torment when they are not the authorities and I don't really know what they'te up to? 911 is out of the question and I don't really know them that well, but they talk as if they have the ability to destroy me if they wanted to allow it or to set it up themselves. To whom or where do I turn to resolve this tense and scary stage, OP?
>>675020762
Let's just say that you are Micheal. How does it make you feel that you weren't Gods favorite?
>>675021589
I never chose to be what I was before this life. I never saught a reward. To be tasked with leading an army against Satan... I think I am failing him. But.. I still have many years to go.
>>675022209
An arch angel would never fail you dummy.
>>675021696
Cover your ass and move forward. Haters gon hate. Or make sure no one is looking and punch them in the throat or something. Ain't nothing wrong with putting boots to asses.
>>675021219
What were some other options besides human?
>>675021832
I couldn't care less.
Do you agree that Christopher Walken's portrayal of Gabriel in the 1995 masterpiece The Prophecy was absolutely amazing?
>>675022481
Let's hope not.
>>675022641
Finite
Ex- an ant couldn't really do much could it?
Hey wait a minute. Arch angels are angels forever. They would never be back as humans bc they lead all angels.
>>675022722
All I saw was Christopher Walken and masterpiece. Haha.
Never seen it
>>675022969
That is not a question.
>>675022642
Doubt it
>>675022850
Exactly so why would that be an option, to rule the ants?
>>675023886
Free will
>>675022850
So you came back as a human so you can tell people? Otherwise you'd be an ant?
>>675023991
So how was this proposition given to you?
Hey archangel you get to go back to earth, what do you want to be now? Human again?
>>675021696
To clarify, it likely seems that they ask with no expectation of getting answer, but to dominate and to even drive and bury their target deep within a grave plot or pit of submission. Again, please respond, OP. I feel you're not taking my question seriously...
Do you pullout or not?
>>675024241
I'm still figuring that out.
I'm here for a reason. I think I haven't become ready to accomplish my goal or mission just yet.
>>675024363
>>675022538
>>675021696
OP, please respond
>>675024412
I pull out when she isn't on the pill.
I'm a bit of a sexual deviant.
>>675024556
Avoid them.
>>675024414
How do you think you'll get yourself ready?
>>675024884
Overcome my faults and forgive myself others. Still struggling with personal battles. Can't help others til you help yourself.
>>675025462
Why don't you read the bible you fool? This proves your lies
>>675025654
I grew up in the church.
I've read the bible.
Haven't picked it up or been to church in years.
>>675025462
Are these battles too personal to give details about here, OP?
>>675026012
Struggles with addiction.
Resentments.
Being orphaned.
Being raped.
Abused.
Etc etc.
How can you reconcile the idea of our free will with your boss' supposed omnipotence and omniscience? If everything is unfolding as it should, we don't actually have free will, strictly speaking, do we?
>>675025917
But....... As an arch angel it's be the easiest way to talk to God. Hellooooooo
>>675026329
Good question.
You might be better off believing in every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Live life that way and you might be happier. When you think too much about it, you will find yourself dicontent.
>>675026522
I talk to him every day. He doesn't open the clouds and speak to me.
I grew tired of the political playground church had became around me so I stopped going.
>>675014866
Will you please start killing humans and not stop until there are none left?
>>675026988
Nice dubs.
Haha. I know that feeling friendo
>>675026280
Do you mean "abandoned" when you say "orphaned"? If not in childhood, could you be talking about maybe making a recent change in your personal and/or professional life that you thought would get you some kind of big payoff but, at the moment, seems rather regrettable to you?
>>675027147
I don't know my parents. Never did.
I made poor decisions and life has gotten harder. Not impossible.
>>675026890
U can always read the word on your own.
>>675027141
It's not a joke. Fucking get started.
>>675027400
Nice dubs.
That is a true statement.
>>675027443
I know that feeling... I don't wish to do that. That is one I will not do.
>>675027851
You're worthless then.
>>675028127
You sound angry. Do you feel worthless? Because you have worth.
>>675027851
Angel. Hates the bible. True?
>>675028353
False
