YLYL thread, "when you X" edition.
>>675507813
>>675508001
Just leave
>>675508194
Zozzle
>>675508214
Holy fucking shit top mother fucking kek.
what the fuck is it that people do that makes artifacts all over the text in these awful pictures
>>675508198
Wtf is this cringe worthy bullshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MDqGA3nmro
Fucking pathetic nigger "humour"
What are you faggots 12 I've really been getting irritated with how much new gen bullshit is coming here
>>675509349
>>675508001
>>675508520
Explain I don't use iShit
>>675509252
That monkey has completely changed my carpentry game.
>>675508214
LOL so relatable XDXD
>>675508198
>>675509252
Soon they will begin the uprising.
>>675509786
this kills the thread
>>675510153
>>675508214
Top
>>675509709
Just try it it's funny as hell...
>>675508427
fuck this dude XD
>>675508520
what happens? I'm not a liberal retard with an iphone
>>675508520
LOL I did it...I feel so silly
>>675507813
this isn't tumblr
and these aren't funny
>>675509520
Game?
>this thread
>>675508001
xdddddd
>>675509060
>>675509160
>>675509160
>>675509346
>>675509421
>>675509486
>>675509522
>>675509953
I hate this unfunny lame cancer so much
>>675508198
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.
>>675511153
>Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozle.
>>675508001
>>675508198
>>675508427
>>675508520
>shitposting on 4chan
>how low have you sunk
>>675511323
>>675508772
lol
>>675508214
Oh hell yeah
>>675508520
Well played
>>675508198
Oh god the cancer
>>675511408
I guess you're right
>>675508520
it calls emergency services
>>675508813
Niggers bugger niggers everywhere . nigger speak, nigger humor, nigger bullshit.get the fuck outta here and go suck on a policemans pistol.
>>675509709
112 is 911 in the EU
>>675511953
>>675512079
I thought it was 999
>>675508877
>iFunny watermark
>>675511987
what's with all these retarded sandwiches and tall burgers lately ?????
>>675508198
someone please screencap this screencap and add filters. It's time to make some art with shitty memes.
>>675509060
why is this a thing now?
>>675512238
Both are. 999 is more popular in the UK though.
>>675507813
when u dump
greetings to /the-offbeat/ btw
>>675512741
>>675512741
9gag?
memful?
nice m8...
>>675511408
9fag watermark...
>>675512238
999 is for the UK
>>675512741
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
ADVANCED ZOZZLE!!!!!!!!!
>>675512978
kekd m8
>>675513078
>>675512817
nobody lost on this ever.
>>675512741
>/thread
>/all threads
wow what an amazing dad
>>675508507
this is better if you've seen the original
Is this what kids these days call comedy?
ITT: 12 year old unfunny faggots
>>675508001
People that repost such quality pics deserve aids, my fucken eyes are ruined i tell you
>>675509528
fucking hell of all the bullshit to make me lose you did it first
prepare to kek with all your might
>>675510657
Stardew valley
>>675512728
Only funny thing in this thread
>>675513498
>>675513530
>>675511729
top kek
>>675508520
Not cool faggot!
>>675513078
Focusing on the important things...
>>675507813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRuiZ3X_vDc
>>675507813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDU0JOdf-zA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCljT8fzY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYWnEeUY9I
>>675513868
By the power of Desu
OC?
OC.
>4th grade
>me and couple friends shove a whole box of skipping ropes down a school toilet
>clogs the fuck out of the entire sewer for the school
>principal of the school finds out
>then she finds out it was us because we signed our names when we got the box of skipping ropes from the sport classroom
>entire toilet block was fucked up, toilets had to be closed, everyone had to hold it in or just piss themselves
>she yells at us for about 30 minutes about how much a new toilet block will cost
>collapses while yelling
>oh shit
>she was about 70 years old
>ambulance is called
>she's pronounced dead at the scene from a heart attack
>me and my friends are shitting their pants thinking we're going to go to jail
>police come and get a statement from us the next day
>oh SHIT
>we're fucked
>funeral is held at school assembly so we just sat there sweating for an hour while people stared at us
>everyone is fucking shooting us these death stares
>friend tells me he has a good idea
1/3
cont?
>>675508214
lost
>>675508520
I just did that. Luckily there's a delay
>>675513868
By the power of desu
>>675513530
you got scammed a coffee
>>675507813
This made me fucking lose it, spaghetti has been spilled
http://frtyb.com/go/hEwb_bAaEj/Omegkle
>>675514148
>>675512728
What kind of waiter asks about the number of people? Maybe they haven't shown up yet retard
>>675508520
"Calling emergency services in 5 seconds"
>>675514148
Hurry up bitch.
>>675510227
Niggers
>>675508507
Faaaaaak I lost.
>>675509252
>filename
lost
>>675510828
Johnny fucking quest
>>675510153
I can't believe I actually lost to this... Gets funnier the longer I look at it
>>675508214
Lost lmao
>>675514148
>>675514400
>>675514481
okbb
2/3
>i visit friends house that afternoon
>principal death is on tv
>we sit outside and talk
>he tells me he knows a really good idea to get us out of this shit
>he dials the local crimestoppers number
>tells the lady on the phone he knows what really happened to the school principal
>doesn't even try to disguise his voice
>lady puts on this faggot condescending voice
>'so what happened then little boy'
>she wuz assasinated
>even i thought it was a good idea at the time
>schedules an interview with police
>ok now this is a really really bad idea
>hitting him while he's on the phone
>hangs up
>'what are you hitting me for dude i got us out of this'
>police will remember us you dork
>he shits
>tell him he's an idiot and go home
>next day get a phone call from him
>'hey dude the police are at my house, they want to talk to all of us'
>start walking to his house
>drag my feet the whole way and fuck around hoping they will give up and just leave
>too bad he lives about 2 streets away
>get there in 15 minutes
>sitting in bushes outside his house next to police car
>dont know what to do
>go up to front window
>his mom is crying her eyes out
>he looks like he's about to pass out
>his dad is standing over one of the policemen with a bat
>uh oh
>>675514148
>funeral held at school assembly
sounds made up as fuck but go on.
>>675512728
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man i turned caps lock on and im holding shift at the same time so its normal letters yall.
thats how funny this is.
>>675514202
Okay I get it 9fag fucking blows and reddit too but I legitimately found this funny enough to laugh audibly.
>>675508214
I just spat whater out of my mouth
>>675514667
3/3
>dont know what to do
>sit outside his house listening to his dad yell for another 10 minutes
>finally gather my balls and go up to front door
>people are still yelling
>another police car just pulled up, i dont give a shit
>knock on the door
>yelling stops
>my friend answers the door
>doesnt even open it
>starts crying
>'uh anon you should come back later the policeman is busy'
>this other officer is sneaking up behind me
>gets me out of the way
>starts banging on the door
>this is officer bigfaggot open the door
>friend opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>675509709
u really are a special snowflake arent u?
>>675509528
Fucking saved. Will send this to anyone who send me those fucking smileys. Also lost.
I can't believe there hasn't been any banana cancer so far.
>>675508214
Top Zozzle
>>675514667
fake as
>>675509517
underrated
>>675514979
this thread is already ruined by itself
>>675514909
>>675507813
You mean terrible nigger Instagram humor edition?
>>675513530
>starbucks
Fag
>>675514148
>>675514667
>>675514909
>>675514909
>>675514909
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675513269
True dat
>>675514465
Any normal waiter who wants to know how many to prepare a table for you antisocial autistic fuck
>>675514909
Stupid/10
>>675514909
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675507813
i used to fuck a girl with a headrag like her.
she was just so smart, you know?
like you could tell how beautiful and complex her mind was in the way that she analyzed a dick before sucking it.
like she was doing calculus on the perfect cum shot. she could make me precum a pretty much normal amount of jizz without even cumming for real.
cosigns and tangents of my precum would drip out her nose while she sucked and jammed out to our favorite song. she knew i loved that. so she would look up at me with those big doe eyes, let the cum drip out of her nose as far as she could, and then sniffle it right back into her head. and just as the song was reaching its climax, so would i. that shit was the sexiest thing I've ever experienced.
this still gets me hard just about every time i listen to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Why do you all insist on talking like niggers?
by the power of desu.
>>675508877
>>675509077
>>675509522
>>675510499
>>675511488
>>675512233
>>675513588
>>675513566
>>675514322
>>675514400
There is a serious lack of checking in here. Only medicine can help.
>>675513530
what's funny here is some people will think it really happened.
>>675508194
fuck, lost hard
>>675514866
Whater those
>>675512741
All the dank memes
>>675514667
This is copypasta lol
>>675515420
>675515420
this is /b/ we won't don't use racist terms like that they hurt people
>>675515527
Thanks Doc.
Do you also happen to be an optometrist by any chance?
>>675513498
>saved the watermark
>>675514979
there are always banans
>>675509517
>>675509786
I'd still fuck it
>>675515704
I've used it a few times
>>675508877
>iamsoautisticidontunderstandsatire.jpg
>>675508361
>wit some more heat
always makes me think of pic related
>>675508520
Wew so close
>>675512174
do you mind if i save that?
>>675511045
i hate you so much
>>675515875
>waternark
>a
>t
>e
>r
>m
>a
>r
>k
>>675509522
Walmart employee made this
They just got hydrangea in
Most of these are just stupid but I guess there really are a lot of 12-16 year olds on here now.
>>675515249
Post it?
>>675507813
>>675516370
>thumbnail*
time to commit sudoku
>>675508361
Lost hard
>>675510386
>>675516351
save it, it's all yours my friend :D
>>675514909
Kys, today.
>>675512874
Only a sick bastard would save this to show others .
>>675510657
Char jew valley.
>>675517343
gay
>>675513193
lost so hard
>>675508001
Kill yourself...
>>675517002
>mfw
>>675517635
>>675518167
I didnt lose but I smirked
>>675515372
What was done to this body ?
>>675518167
MODS!
>>675518005
It's towelie
>>675509060
Lost
>>675508427
>>675508520
>>675508772
>>675508813
>>675508950
>>675509751
>>675510386
>>675511926
>>675512233
How do people even do this?
>675510386
Nice one
Made me shoot snot outta my nose
>>675514909
>
god fucking dammit
>>675518729
gtfo newfag
>>675518877
fucking newfag
>>675518971
cp enabler
>>675513530
>todays gonna be a good day
>>675518971
>>675519057
>same fag
>>675514909
god dammit
>>675518866
didnt you just post how in your image?
this has to be one of the longest bait threads ever...
>>675518971
>>675519057
How's that bait tasting like?
>>675519337
yes, but why are they stupid enough?
thats the question.
>>675513530
never happened
fucking niggers and queers and terrorists everywhere
>>675509421
Kek'd at bosnizzle>>675512233
True...
>>675519451
>>675519550
people always on phone not on regular computer, too lazy to open and save pic so just screencap
>>675514148
Fucking Nigger
>>675510459
You mean you're poor
>>675520152
If $75k saved is poor, then yes, I am poor.
>>675513530
>>675513498
>saves thumbnail
faggot
>>675518784
Kek you're right
>>675512874
I want to run up to him and pick his feet up.
>>675514563
Lost too
>>675510459
contacts the emergency services
>>675512874
Lost hard. What kind of degenerate would conceive of such an act?
>>675520346
damn
>>675508214
Fuck I lost, wow good job
>>675508127
Damn lost hard.....
>>675520346
it took me a few moments to get lol
>>675508001
I don't get it, can you explain why you think this is funny? I'll be here for the next few hours waiting to read your explanation. Thanks in advance.
>>675515527
Thanks doc
>>675508214
This is my favorite meme
>>675521227
So is this just a cringe thread or what?
>>675508001
this is some second hand jpeggin right thurr
>>675520624
I think that's the joke
>>675514117
>>675514117
That a real life jinx from Pokemon?
>>675516368
My contribution
>>675521889
>>675507813
>When you edition
> 244 replies
FFS, /b/ is now officially cancerous..
>>675522109
Yep cringe thread confirmed
>>675507813
it's black twitter edition you fucking ignoramus.
WorthARead
>>675511987
Gotta love that filename
>>675522439
>>675518784
No you're a beaner towel
>>675512874
I live not far from there. It's in Glasgow, Scotland
>>675516491
google it?
>>675523281
>>675522311
>Last night I James Bond Hamburger your sister last night?
>>675523681
no one tell him
>>675522311
Cringe Worthy
>>675522729
THIS MAN IS A LIAR. IT IS NOT WORTH A READ
>>675523896
what is it?
>>675523681
spot the newfag
>>675513530
Today in Starbucks when I placed my order, I gave the name "Spartacus" as a joke. When they called my name to pick up my order I stood up and yelled, "I am Spartacus!" Everyone turned to look at me. There was complete silence as I stood there making a stupid fucking face. A few people rolled their eyes and everyone went back to what they were doing. I awkwardly shuffled over to pick up my drink. The waiter looked at me like I was some kind of fucking retard before I took the drink and speed-walked out of there.
Today's gonna be the day I finally end it all.
>>675522311
>>675523681
>>675523896
>>675524150
Last night i secretly pounded your sister
>>675523681
welcome to the chan newfag
>>675524331
Accurate
>>675524378
I don't have a sister I have two brothers......
>>675524378
Silently pounded
Hence the fucking silencer
>>675512817
fucking cancer.
>>675508520
Almost got me you cheeky cunt
>>675523864
Damn son
>>675524965
shut the fuck up
>>675524378
Also I already knew what it was.....
>>675514465
>>675508361
happens to me all the time
>>675523681
The whole thread and this takes all of my keks.
>>675522158
>doesn't enjoy shit posting
>still comes to /b/
>>675524150
I goldeneyed white castled your sister
>>675507813
>>675524275
>>675524514
Your meme is a newfag
>>675524965
Its called a suppressor ya shit dick
>>675519451
this thread is officially
>master bait
>>675522311
>file name
LOL
>>675509349
They probably are i started coming here when i was 16 -17ish now im 22
who's got the satanic quads
>>675526666
>>675526503
? I don't get it ?
>>675508214
>>675508361
fuck i lost
>>675509421
Worst part is, that could've been a "joke" in the show.
PREPARE TO LOSE AND LAUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0Tjm0YLR7E&feature=youtu.be
>>675508772
i lost again...
>>675509060
lol where is the upvote? xD
>>675527086
Double 0 1/4lbs
>>675527093
fuck, filename caught me off guard
>>675515616
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>675527814
Blahh ha ha fucking jose
>>675523864
>>675524275
>>675524378
>>675524514
>>675525912
I'm too high for this just riddle the tell the answer
>>675519962
>>675519337
>>675515616
>>675512174