Ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Ylyl
im not proud to admit i already lost
>>677894393
leave
Let's get it rolling.
>>677894551
Fuckn Damn it
>>677895137
my life in a gif
this one always gets me
>>677895516
Mexicans?
>>677895362
>>677895862
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana.
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the banana.
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Thanks Lori."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for him
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the him
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please him
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with potassium
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "Take it, friend, it's all yours."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.
>>677895810
this shit never ends!
>>677896033
nice one. lost
>>677896183
Now that the obligatory banana joke is out of the way...
>>677894212
well that was fast
>>677896510
patriarchy strikes again
>>677896510
im not racist but lost hard
>>677896587
>>677896587
Idont geddit
>>677896587
Yeah, it's not like you can feel the bumps on the keyboard.
>>677894980
IM BAAAAAAAAACK
>>677895414
yo fucking dumbass your missing part of it...
unless you are trolling
>>677895810
I like her style. shes just doing that for the hell of it. if I had tits I'd do that too
>>677895301
Fuck, i hate you for making me lose
>>677896587
>>677896855
The touchscreen keyboard is given the appearance of raised marks for the center keys when you touch type.
>>677896855
This:
>>>677896924
>>677894212
vsauce is one of the better channels that don't involve man children screaming and acting like fools.
>>677895862
lost
only absurd and dark humor can get to me...
>>677895810
What's her name again?
>>677896780
Dude that makes you sooo racist.
>>677894420
Fuck you faggot
>>677896933
didn't know there was a second part...saved. I think my file is around 4 years old
>>677896977
oh fUCK I lost hard
>>677897218
Well fuck, i just lost already.
>>677895810
play it with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>>677896977
I actually feel bad for that dog because im sure it's master is abusive. the smile is called "a submissive smile" and it's probably trying to signal that it submits so it doesn't get yelled at or hit
>>677897646
Fucking perfect!
>>677897158
you obviously don't visit /sci a lot
>>677897218
Lost so fuck in hard
>>677895728
kek.
>>677897922
… that or its just a faggot.
>>677895137
i lost. sometimes you just never know what will get ya.
>>677896033
Noice Kek m8
>>677898141
you must learn to dodge sir
>>677896361
"the fruit of my balls"
>>677897218
Fat can actually be rendered and treated to turn it into plastics pretty easily (You can do it in your oven)
>>677894407
lost to filename
>>677896003
Lost
>>677894212
>mfw this thread
Orange you glad I didn't post a banana?
>>677895810
That goes on for way too long
>>677894212
wtf is this real lol
>>677894950
the stages of finding 4chan for the first time
>>677898903
>>677898760
I sent this picture to my girlfriend. She is now voraciously eating at my anus.
>>677894950
Gets me everytime I always wondered what was going on here
>>677896361
you sir fail as a parent or win as one what dose /b/ think? fail or win
>>677898022
No I never visited /sci. You seem to know this. What channels do you recommend? I like history/econ stuff better than science.
>>677894212
this is fake
>>677899041
>>677895137
>>677899442
>>677895810
If Weird AL Yankovic was female
>>677896780
its not racist faggot
>>677895516
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
>>677899547
>>677899260
they found 4chan
>>677895137
>>677899437
You're fake nigga.
>>677895273
Is the last post just a magic spell to make you laugh? Holy fuck
>>677899699
>>677899821
>>677896183
>>677896828
>>677899909
>>677894212
>solve the code
>learn the truth
>>677896478
>>677899699
>>677900099
dem 99s
>>677899781
Lost
>>677896977
Thats me man
>>677898929
that's just a picture of a regular black guy? i dont get it
>>677900283
You are really pretty anon
>>677900427
so funny
>>677900188
it says niggers suck
>>677895810
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>677896828
>>677899984
>>677900232
>>677896653
Happily lost. That made my day.
>>677898937
Thats a Patton Oswald joke
>>677896977
I love that dog.
>>677900455
Thanks
>>677900627
>>677897008
>>677894950
lost
>>677896977
i fucking lost
good one anon
>>677900775
what do you think they found?
>>677900188
Hmmm why is the symbol for the band Ghost in there?
>>677899295
Fail. Epic.
>>677895810
This really isn't that sexy but she looks like she is having a lot of fun
>>677898855
>>677901284
ya what a way to fail at what point do you think he knew he fucked up?
>>677900283
you know the rules...
>>677895810
I came to laugh, not to fall in love
>>677901289
>>677901289
ya almost makes we want boobs just to so that for the hell of it
>>677900188
Ted Cruz is buffalo bill? Jesus, the list just goes on.
>>677900946
this one got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>677902133
Me and my gf went to prom :)
>>677895925
Kek
>>677902133
that is more amazing then funny
>>677900889
This is older than my grannies coochie. Still gets me.
'bootin
>>677901559
Okay
>>677902133
Gotta admire how he saved it at the end
>>677894980
lost
>>677895273
That second comment. Fucking tumblr landwhales
>>677902403
HA HA OMG SHOCKING WTF
no. no... fake. bad.
no.
>>677902529
>he?
>>677900126
Would marry and have freedom loving libertarian babies
>>677900946
>>677902510
nigga you famous
>>677902510
cut yer hair pls
>>677902588
And yet 100% real.
>>677902510
HOLY SHIT!
>>677895810
Only thing worse than a crazy bitch is a theatrical crazy bitch
>>677902510
you got a pretty face there friend
>>677902656
the price of milk is too damn high to be doing shit like that
>>677897218
>chuckled
>>677897922
Most likely.
>>677901559
Is it weird I kinda want to fuck a cantaloupe now?
>>677902767
apparently
>>677902864
Here is part 2 he uploaded it tonight and i couldnt find it in webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFpZCfnRGss&feature=youtu.be
>>677901525
>>677902510
I dont believe you, post a picture of you WITHOUT a timestamp you faggot.
>>677895273
This is YLYL not gore
>>677902925
Gratzie
>>677896033
Lost hard
>>677902510
ayy lmao
looks like a nice dude
>>677900188
It's hard to tell where the spaces are
>>677895810
I can imagine her being the wierdest girlfriend ever and top that with a pretty face and nice tits.
in love/10
>>677902510
So what instruments do you play then
>>677902403
That guy is VERY lucky he was on a palm tree rather than the ground
It acts as a giant resister
>>677902588
Not fake
>>677902951
no its not go for it
>>677895810
Drama major, now doing Chekov at the community playhouse. She has that vibe. Would do, btw
>>677902510
How long ago was that picture
>>677903236
Harmonica and I sing
>>677900717
I've posted this same pic, many of times. Personally, I lost to it back in like 2011.
>>677903310
this is weirdly heartwarming
>>677903258
sure
>>677903456
The one I posted now ? Today like 7 minutes ago
The original pic that started the meme fuck few months or some shit
>>677900658
Classic
>>677896587
On old typewriters these were bumps and known as "tits."
>>677903747
From prolonged shocks you dumb dumb
>>677900658
Where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!
>>677899584
your comment made me lose FUCK YOU DUDE
>>677902510
You look like a bro.
>>677903991
Sticks the landing.
>>677903519
"hes not for you"
"but grandma"
"no butts is i wish i had not said when i meant your grandpa "
>>677903991
fascinated by the bubble it blows for a split second
>>677903784
Wtf the meme pic was taken a few months ago? U look way older now
>>677894768
stop.. please.. my sides.. I just cant...
>>677904118
>dat filename
>>677902403
Electric gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-fJ3Miw_1Y
>>677896361
>that guy
>>677895728
I've seen this guy in real life before. He's insane, he chained himself up to the fountains at my university
>>677895810
How long did it take you to realize she was making faces? Also what music? Star Wars theme?Dont answer any of these questions I dont really care.
>>677902510
>>677896033
omfg if that was real honestly i can't stop laughing i mean WTF LOL
>>677904300
>electric boogaloo 3: fags in trees
>>677896183
Merchandising the banana sounds like a sure winner, especially since there is no chance its inventor would unmask himself in the process of enforcing copyright. Just a tip for anyone in China with a 3D printer and easy access to injection molding equipment.
>>677903588
Fucking kids. This is how /b/ should be cleaned up.
>>677904502
yeah and im sure it was real 2!!!@
>>677904185
I got a hair cut that day also shaved Hair used to be a lot longer pic related
>>677902510
Oh shit nigga
>>677895362
>>677897646
This is perfect. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Good call.
>>677904712
What ?
>>677904285
I can't read.
>>677903991
Holy shit!! A whole new sport!
>>677894768
The best
>>677904699
Whats it like being a living meme?
>>677904699
are u woman?
>>677900188
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.
>>677895516
i lost to this?!
>>677904903
nope
>>677903649
> Let me get some water in your lungs after breaking your back
>>677897835
lol, did they tie a single barrel so the tank floats?
