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<OMG that is so gross!!1
How do I report you?
>>678687549
By proving your a newfag
>>678687393
What's a newfag?
I don't know what dubs are
>>678687700
*gets dubs*
Seriously, what are dubs?
hey guys i really liek dis site, how do i liek comments and where is the friends list? XDXDDXDDDD
How do i post a reaction pic?
>>678687393
I've been fucking around /b/ since 2009, does that mean i'm still a newfag?
How do I share posts?
i want to upvote this post but i cannot find the upvote button :/
>>678688097
See you tried to make it seem like you're an oldfag by exaggerating, but really you're just a clever newfag
>>678687700
Oooh the irony
I'm actually new tho.. what are dubs
>>678687393
Black people
>>678688337
Nice dubs
>>678687700
Is doing what did, see? two seven
9gag was so funny today
>>678687393
This picture is very funny XD
>>678687393
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>>678687393
Fuck you, you're blocked.
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>>678688533
He's on a roll
>>678688533
shit
Why do you call us fags :( no need to be rude on the internet
I'm using a Mac and I can't triforce even with [option-space] + [option-space] + [option-J] + [enter] + [option-J] + [option-space] + [option-J]
TITS OR GTFO
>>678687393
what is a newfag?
how do i make an account?
>>678689466
At least you can still dubs
>>678687700
It's when you get the first two numbers in your post as the same two numbers
>>678689484
Whiteknight retard.
>>678687393
too soon
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greentext: Hi guys
how do i access cp on tor
>>678689806
The fuck is cp and tor?
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copy and paste lol
>>678687393
> [Green text] NewFag
Alright, fucking racist. Homophobic asshole. "Fag" is not a nice thing to indicate.
>>678689801
I know you're not a newfag but I kekd
I'm not a new fag.
Honestly what the fak are get and sage?
I can ask here without being judged.
:stoptheme:
>greentext> kek that is so me
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>>678689466
This is now a dubs thread.
>>678690124
> new fag
It's newfag, newfag.
x
>>678687549
LIKED
>>678690181
Check 'em.
>>678687393
Delete this
>>678690181
None of those are dubs, dweeb. Are you a new faggot?
>>678688533
irony is a bitch
> go on le 4th chan to shitpost with fellow anons
>>678690356
Checked!
>>678690181
>howdoigreentext
>>678687393
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG THE JEWS ARE INFERIOR BUT THEY CONTROL THE RULE THROUGH COMPLETE MONOPOLIZATION OF ALL THE MONEY WHITE PRIDE WHITE RACE WHITE FUTURE PROTECT WHITE CHILDREN
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>>678690426
Samefag
@ 678690426
Checked what?
>>678690425
>le raid time! beware our fury, Club Penguin
>>678690425
you're not a newfag, just reddit cancer
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>67890579 lol
I miss the old theme.
>>678689729
Tits or gtfo
Ewwww u guyz r being p mean on this thread. calling each other fags?! we need 2 work for LGBT acceptance!!!! I bet u would call me bad names for being stargender as welll... smh
>>678687393
checkim
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i cant prove it
Where do I go for loss memes xD
Fucking faggots
>>678687393
how do i subscribe to you???? ur funny looool x3
haha i meme'd
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Who is the op?
This website is kinda like reddit
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Is that three triangles
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That gives you 30 lives in Contra.
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l ll
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>>678689994
#triggered
>>678687393
you're*
>>678687639
lol
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Mods mods mods
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I'm on the weird side of the internet again
how to green text X D
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>>678687700
Shit son
>>678687393
i hate sand nigger muslims donald trump is a great guy
What are (you)s
I got here looking for RuneScape..
}blue hieroglyphics
check em'
Haha, quality post my friend! However, I can't seem to find the upvote button, can anyone help me out on this one?
Faggot fuckers
>>678691348
Orange text>>
How do I uninstall Minecraft mods for v 2.0?
When do i join anonymous?
>>678691238
Disappoint
@678687393
You stupid new user stop making these threads on The Chan >:(
>>678691633
whats that
>>678691633
*like*
>>678691238
youtried.jpg
>>678691723
*tackle hugs you*
>>678690397
Hi Anon. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several days and it does not sit right. Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country. You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country. The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.
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czech'd
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checked
>>678689277
But what are trips?
>>678691633
You have to get double digits at the end of your post number.
>>678691861
moral fag nice one
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FUGIT
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ya fell for it
>>678691633
Anonymous co-founder, here. You can join if you answer these questions correctly. Don't Google them, or we will know.
1. Who is the leader of FaZe?
2. Who is the founder of 9gag?
3. What does MLG mean?
Good luck, guy.
>>678691940
Guys we summoned moot the king of four chan
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checked
>>678691239
#Niggered*
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>>678691940
He is here on this message board
>>678691861
My gosh, I'm so sorry. I guess I'm just taking out my teenage angst on this website because my parents are getting divorced.
Ill finish you
In two minutes
>>678687393
What's a newfag?
HaHa! I win!
give
>>678692129
Who is moot? Sounds gay.
>>678687393
Im ethan bradberry xD
420 VAPE NATION ??!
<be me
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<browsing minion memes
<precum in me own mouth
<do it for the lulz!!!111 XD
<go on ifunny
<search for minion memes again!!!1111
<imsorandom!!!111!!!1!1dot jayp eg
<find a person or website called four-chane
<it sounds random!11111!!!
<im called a newfag for soem raisin lol
<frickin triangles wont go right ugh
<cum from crying too hard
<today was a good day
Whats a moot
>>678692115
Oh great, a moth puzzle!
1. Flava-Faze
2. Mario Lopez
3. Mods Lods Gods
>>678692703
ethan bradberry was on slither.io
>>678690571
>posts commie
Oy vey
I'm not a newfag I just joined this summer!
>>678692707
Nathan what are you doing on fours chain?!?!?!
>>678692375
I was, until I got banned
Faggot mods gonna fag
>>678687393
I'm on /b
/[spoiler]superman dies at the end of superman v batman lmao xD [spoiler]/
Lets be friends on Tumblr!
<3
>>678688244
yep, anyone after around 05-06 are newfags.
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>>678687393
Hi guys! I came from r/4Chan and I have to say you guys are SUPER FUNNY!!! lulz Question: How do I login and like posts?
Who is boxxy
>>678687393
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678693031
Guys there he is again
Saitama could whip Goku's fucking bitch ass. Fucking bitches who think he can't make me so fucking pissed.
>>678687393
ITT: anons are acting exactly like they do on other threads
>lol How do i get back to :p
</r/montageparodies from here? lol XD
>>678693368
for the last time who is moot
>>678693309
She is the queen of four chan, you pleb XD
upvote my comment so i get more charma on 4chan gold zozzle xDD
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>>678693031
RIP MOOT, THE SJW FAGGOT!
>>678693525
I dont know XD
>>678687393
https://youtu.be/7SVBUdPjDWk
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>>678693525
The king of fourchan and all of B!
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I can't
>>678693259
According to this I'm cancer
>>678693692
you are lying, otherwise you're comment would not stand here faggot hahahaha xD
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>>678693831
cancer can be benign. so dont fuck shit up
>>678687393
How to create account on this funny website? :)
It's as good as 9gag
>>678693259
Joined during "death"
>>678693914
Hahaha u got him!!1
Proper meme'd xD
>>678693298
[A fellow 4chan user has downvoted this post]
Ｕ Ｖａｐｅ /Ｂ/ｒｏ?
>>678690426
Hahaha lol the last two digits have to be the same xD
>>678694023
nobody's this retarded, right?
"Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. Past editions of The Guinness Book of World Records have listed this record.
However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. Jonathan Coe's The Rotters Club, published in 2001, contains a sentence with 13,955 words. I believe he currently holds the record in "English Literature."
However hold on to your seats...
There is also, apparently, a Polish novel, Gates of Paradise, with a 40,000 word sentence. I have been unable so far to find absolute confirmation on an author. Bramy Raju, written by Jerzy Andrzejewski, and published in 1960, translates as Gates of Paradise, but it has been described as a novella. And while there is no absolute definition of that term, novellas are usually shorter than 40,000 words.
Finally, there is a Czech novel that consists of one long sentence -- Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age by Bohumil Hrabal. It is this novel that Coe has said inspired his 13,955 word sentence. Hrabal's 'novel sentence' is 128 pages long, though I have been unable to find an exact word count. It most likely takes the award for longest sentence. Even if it doesn't, it dwarfs Hugo's significantly.
-- John Newmark - Nov, 2003}
http://www.gavroche.org/vhugo/sentence.shtml
Mar 17 07, 3:52 PM
hey No.678687700
Guys, I saw pictures of a decapitated woman in another thread.
It was fucking MLG as fuck.
>>678694437
hey dan
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maybe
>>678694455
Oh my god thats sick, in a good way XD
>>678694570
No this is Patrick
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Nice dubs /b/ro.
>>678687393
2012
I have a tumblr.
I'm glad that 4chan is now a safespace free of any cp. now it's just cool kids like us who come here for silly memes. /b/ is so much fun. i laugh my butt off all the time!
>>678689926
i heard its like club penguin when i saw 4chan stories on ifunny. and tor is like an onion site.
>>678687393
Came here to say this.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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kys
>>678693259
2006, so tail end of oldfag...heh...I feel old.
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Doubles thread. Top kek lol.
>>678688548
>dubs
>kill yourself
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Can someone please help me with my pre-Algebra? I have school tomorrow.
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sO FaahNYY xxddD
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>>678695076
newfag or b8?
>>678695120
Go to >>>/adv/
YLYL's here are so funny i lose imediately
>>678695202
Shit, I'm newfagging wrong
>>678695252
>tfw this is a newfag thread
>newfag or b8?
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>>678693259
hey according to this i'm death, but i feel like i'm so used to chans that i'm more of an oldfag kek
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Hey, I'm a girl and I'm wondering what's the most I should pay for a used PS4 in excellent condition with CoD and Skyrim?
>>678687393
Umbrella corp is some spoopy stuff
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How do i green text?
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>>678695421
>falling for it
>>678690571
Then we're not that inferior if we control everything you hillbilly fuck.
Zozzel
>>678696565
She is cute I'd suck her cunthole.
>>678696747
Still genetically inferior, with those twenty pound honkers. Can you smell food from ten miles away or what?
>>678687393
What's a new fag?
>>678697130
Again, your logic is flawed. If we're genetically inferior, we wouldn't control everything.
And let's face it, you'd still fuck this.
>>678697557
pretty much all middle eastern women get nose jobs. a lot of the women on my moms side have them
>>678687393 (OP)
I'm not a new-fag
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>>678687393
I dont want to dress up like a girl,put my dick in a cage or have someone fuck my girlfriend
>>678687393
i think hitler wasnt very nice
>>678695068
Are you mentally retarded
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