/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
Why are IDs even gone?
>>679614428
>Christchurch
Evening
>TFW early for once
Dunners reporting.
How are we all on this quiet, in-doors Saturday night?
>>679615250
Hey babes.
>>679615490
I've only just got this, you clever bastard. How's things?
Name my puppers
stunner of a day in dunner
>>679615692
Helen and John
auckland blotters, 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com, common boys its a saturday
>>679615740
HIGH INTENSITY SEAGULL POSTING
>>679615692
cutie patootie and lala
>>679615844
nice try nzpolice but nobody uses email for drugs anymore
>>679615490
why does the guitar have an australian flag on it?
>>679615680
Kek. Good. Looking after kid tonight, gonna have some beers.
>tfw wanna bang jono so hard
>>679615944
yea ok ill just let every use my pgp keys, im sure thatll be much more efficient
>>679616066
>shapeless
>shitty tattoos
Ytho?
>>679616104
use tox
>>679615963
Why is there a disgusting growth on your neck?
>>679616215
tox is more dead than this general on a saturday night
>>679616104
>pgp as encryption key
Google moar methods feggo
>>679615996
Cool, man. Sounds like a good evening, enjoy it!
Zachary go the fuck to bed,you have church tomorrow
>tfw weed is back
>>679616148
because Im attracted to him, he's got a cute face
>>679616367
We're in stealth mode
G-g-give us a c-c-hance
>>679616498
He gave my son a free ice-cream once.
chch popping in for a bit
>>679616576
w2c
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>>679616576
2 late bruvs, weeds out, Vape-nash is in.
>>679616634
he's such a cutie pie
>>679616704
V/\
>>679616639
Evening fam
>>679616704
serious or not, plz fall down some high & steep metal stairs
Tinder works wonders, just fucked the one on the left.
>>679617017
>doesn't know about the vape nation
>>679617168
Their left or our left?
>>679617168
Does it come with the watermark?
>>679616931
whats cooking good or bad looking
>>679617271
She's a model, that's the company she works for.
>>679617258
Our left
South Auck reporting. sup guys
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>>679617221
how embarrassing
>im here to rip the phattest vape
>>679617428
>our left
That's a dude, dude.
>>679617221
that guy needs to suffocate in a smeg filled giant fore skin
>>679617626
Ethan is a god
>>679617221
I didn't know we were posting the worst youtubers ever
>Pic related
>>679617955
why are you trying to promote yourself
>>679617955
no nl, that's just a gay retard
>>679617955
>ifunny.co
Shut the gate
two face told me youtubers are fucking all shite and i think i believe him
>>679615844
>auckland blotters
You not got n-bomb anymore?
Anyone selling in Tauranga?
>tfw another year
>still here
>Guaranteed replies
>>679619004
Ain't falling for this one again..
>>679619222
Checked. Well predicted
>just went for piss
>have cat thats curious
>cat jumps up on toilet rim to see what happening
>mfw pissed in the cats face by accident
>>679619004
kek nice try buddy.
>>679619222
SCRIPT
should I get Netflix?
yeah? nah?
this should have been the flag
>>679619812
Yeah, nah.
>>679619846
fucking thumbnail sized too, put that right up the pole.
>>679619888
>checked
>kek'd
>>679619004
I don't really get this pretending to be me meme
>>679619888
Trips demand a thumbnail size Laser Kiwi for NZ's national flag.
ARE YOU LISTENING JOHN
>>679620130
Second that shit
>>679620130
second that
>>679620130
tripled.
whats on tonight bro's?
>>679619004
Hey your back.
>>679620382
Just another Saturday night shut inside with you fine people. You?
>>679620382
trolling 4chan
>>679619004
idbro imposers should just kill themselves.....
>>679620602
I'm the real fucking deal
>>679620382
Contemplating suicide because noone loves me
>>679620382
fuck all, was gonna get drunk but the bottle store is far away/
watching an ISS stream of a big inflatable room being added
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nasa-hd-tv/pop-out
>>679620449
same. Hoped for a date, but it was a no go. might wander to the old night and day.
>>679620774
iktf bro
>>679620775
I have on on the corner but not enough money
>>679620774
I love you anon. Will you marry me?
>>679620944
What even is this
>>679621038
they're adding a new room to the ISS, the green thing is the targeting for the new item being added and bolted into place.
Sadly it's quite dark at the moment
>>679621131
Very interesting, thanks!
Wellington reporting in, whose around?
just chilling....
>>679621418
I am if you're a girl
>>679621694
kek i am what difference does it make egg
>>679621778
she doesn't look over 18
reported to DIA
goober i miss you......
Someone buy me a pizza plz
anyone here follow the andrew tidball saga?
lol
creepy nigga probably lurking here right now
>>679622535
Where you at?
>>679622535
you outta food or just a scab?
and be honest cunt.
does watching porn make anyone else sad?
>>679622631
Heaps of food in the house in just lazy
>>679622629
Manurewa
>>679622759
>heaps of food
Jog on then, you lazy bastard.
>>679622759
yeah nah, fuck off.
Fuck me, we're struggling something chronic tonight.
You jokers all actually out on the town or something?
>>679623481
Busy watching Riddick
Who /stucklivingwiththeirchildishex/ here?
>>679623719
Better than nought. Carry on!
This is a stupid idea.
www.monteiths.co.nz/BeerBackGuarantee
>>679623869
>www.monteiths.co.nz/BeerBackGuarantee
you're a fucking cheeky cunt I'll give you that mate
>>679623732
Kind of. Have a kid with a chick whose a piece of shit to me.
>>679624125
It's real. They're gonna lose so much money.
Hastings reporting in
>>679624126
You probably win. I get to move out in two months and never see her whiney leftist ass again.
>>679624167
Wait, I thought it was a troll. It just kept loading the birthdate page over and over
>>679624337
Nah, basically giving away free beer.
>>679624337
How leftist? At least my ex is a huge racist.
>>679624462
Not aggressively so. But believes in safe spaces and privilege and that socialism is possible in non-rich Nordic countries. She always knew I was an authoritarian right wing type at least, so I didn't have to hide it
>>679624421
FUCKING FIREFOX PREVENTING ME FROM FREE BEER.
How does it work exactly? I need this for a functioning alcoholic... friend
>>679624716
Buy a beer. If you don't like it give it back and they have to pour you another one
>>679624640
Oh so she's just a fucking moron and/or 20.
Wait where has idbro gone
Just sent a really yuck snapchat to a mate by accident.
Hopefully deleting my account before she opened it was enough...
>>679624979
26 actually. Like. I'm 22 yet I always feel like the mature one.
I do like to remind here every time she brings up privilege that she's more privileged than me :^)
>>679625176
Nah, you're fully fucked, mate. Big time.
>>679625014
To heaven
>>679625176
What was it?
>>679625014
He was never in the thread. Just some impostor.
>>679625273
Me having a wank and calling the recipient 'nephew'.
>>679625014
taiwan I believe.
>>679625371
I feel there's a lot more to this story now and I desire to know it
>>679625201
She decent looking? I'm a good liar. I can fake it for feminist pussy.
>>679625371
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>679625516
Sent it to this guy that likes to roleplay being my nephew. Accidently sent it to one of my best mates and am now so fucking embarrassed
Hamilton here. How's it hanging niggz
>>679625576
Not enough to justify going out of your way for brah. That ironic feel when it was originally her personality that I fell for.
I miss that personality, I wonder where the fuck it went
>>679625014
Kyss finally killed himself on cam to be with his waifu
Codeine overdose with his tinychat friends
/nzcam 2015
Fuck anyone who thinks Auckland property is unaffordable.. Sort your fucking life out.
>>679625734
Part of me went wtf, the other part is wearing women's clothing so probably shouldn't judge
>>679626011
He's not dead. Stop this meme.
>>679626133
>the other part is wearing women's clothing so probably shouldn't judge
Lol what? Go on...
New Zealand = A bunch of māoris who think they're african americans
>>679626219
There's not really much else to this story.
>>679625907
It fell into the reddit hole.
>>679626300
You spelled niggers wrong
>>679614428
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=715521068 and click "Save page."
>>679626300
Why is that ? Maori descend from the pacific islands, who in turn descend from Asia. Why don't they embrace Asian culture instead ?
>>679626570
They do. They're terrible drivers and have small cocks
>>679626570
Because Maoris are generally under achievers and share more commonalities with african americans.
>>679626768
This
I smell like sex. I should shower.
>>679626805
Ok makes sense. I'm new to the country and trying to understand Maori culture. from what I've researched, they make up 80% of the prison population, highest percentage of smokers in the world and high unemployment rates. ??
>>679626361
Up until recently we were even still sharing a bed. Maybe she can complain to reddit about how I moved my bed into the lounge and made myself a fucking sweet set up, while she's sleeping on a pile of blankets on the floor :^)
Someone should co-op E.Y.E with me
Any tauranga b/ros on?
>>679627302
Mate, if you want to educate yourself, watch Once Were Warriors.
>>679627448
Yes.
>>679627544
The great thing is, this is isn't even an exaggeration. I've shown so many foreign types this movie and they refuse to believe that it actually happens IRL
>>679627302
See
>>679627544
Nothing is left other culture but this
>>679627649
It's a good documentary
>>679627761
tfw we could've had Once Were Warriors: Uncle Bully's Revenge and instead we got stuck with What Becomes of the Broken Hearted. Fuck you Alan Duff
>>679627448
You selling weed?
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>>679627992
There are two kinds of people
>>679627989
Nice tits for an iceberg
>>679627302
Maoris are not that bad compared to pacific islanders. PIs are the biggest liabilities costing NZ tax payers shit loads $$$. They cost the welfare system and because they are fat fucks they cost the health system resources & millions. If you ever can't get a hospital bed it's because some fat fuck islander is laying in it eating a KFC double stacker.
>>679628323
I feel like I know this slut
>>679628335
Truth. They all have the diabetes.
>>679625854
by glue m8
>>679628611
Also, South Aucks here. Hopefully no murders tonight.
>>679628586
Phoebe
>>679628712
Manurewa here.
onehunga reporting in
Papatoetoe checking in.. no i'm not Indian.
There was a are girl banging on my front door last night screaming "Help I've just been raped" .. I had to get up and let her out.
>>679629134
Shitposting from a long way back tonight, mate
>>679629185
ye nigga
>>679629229
Well, top marks for dedication!
>>679629307
Do you kill the threads, or do you just teabag the corpse once it's already dead
>>679629346
So is everyone else out and about tonight? It's pretty dead in here.
>>679629178
kek
>>679618746
late reply but yea i still do
>>679614428
woop fuckin woop
>>679630369
I can't shitpost this one over the line, by the way.
If we ain't doing it, I can't do it. Can let it die though, whatever's good.
>>679630099
a point for effort, must have taken you 30 minutes to upload that
>>679630915
35. fucking shitty backwater internet
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>>679631333
You got the digits, but you failed the test...
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sorry
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>>679631755
name?
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>>679631977
You can get the gets but you can't tri the force
>>679632081
your_mom
>>679632090
yes we can,
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>>679632119
I have 2 moms though
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Reckon we're done for the day then.
G'night, kiwis.
>>679631253
time to move out of the basement
>>679633147
daww them nostalgia's
nite bro
>>679633367
don't have basement.... live ina corridor.
>>679633780
oh.... say hi to your mum for me
I wonder if my ex is lurking
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go to bed cunt
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>>679636436
how i still dont get it were do i put the 0129
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great couting
>>679636515
thou must use thy force young jedi.
>>679636614
i have only posted 3x
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now explain what im doing wrong
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>>679636768
DO or DO NOT... There is no Tri
>>679636904
stop it just explain it
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>>679637047
Always pass on what you have learned.
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>>679637193
it would help
>>679637047
PATIENCE YOU MUST HAVE my young padawan
>>679637300
3 fucken years i have tryed
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>>679637469
Much to learn you still have…my old padawan.… This is just the beginning!
>>679636780
MOAR
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>>679637469
one more year and you might pick up how to spell tried
>>679637600
fuck you just tell me make ur self feel like the man
>>679637760
do or do not... there is no try
>>679637787
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
>>679638031
sorry moved on
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more*
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move on you must
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fuck off cock
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