HELLO! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WHOEVER ROLLS TRIPS AND SAYS THEIR

no more jews pls

no more niggers pls

>>679611396
roll

>>679611396
>>679611501
rell

More jews and niggers pl0x

more juice and piglets plos

that my mom doesn't have cancer :(

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>>679611335
To send all of the niggers and mudslimes back home

>Non ghetto blacks with a drive to at least try are ok
>Mexicans as long as their not gang members and are legal are ok
>Arabic people who are FUCKING AMERICAN, don't want sh ria law, or to fuck kids and kill people are ok

JUST NOT THE NEGATIVE SIDE

>>679611335
I want a suit of power armour.

never ending wishes

>>679611335
to have Rebecca back.

A jew

all of u die

niggers tongue my anus

I wish I was happy.

I win the lottery.

>>679611335
I wish that I roll dubs!!

>>679611335
Sure. I wanna win the jackpot on the scratch off lottery

top kek all life

>>679614096
This stupid game is rigged >:(

I wish for cute gf. My chances of trips are pretty low though ;_;

roll for a billion dollars

Rolling for a better tomorrow.

Im going to seattle and my wish is that my anxiety stays in check.

No more niggers or Muslims pls

Roll for my ex

I wish for a swift end of all nigger and sand niggers.

i wish for aids lol

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I wish for black men to be the supirior race. White boi stay made

no more 4chan

I hope to fuck my hot friend tonight

I wish the world ended

>>679611335
Need my cock to grow some more.

I wish to go Super Saiyan.

>>679614412
Reroll :^)

I wish for true immortality. Never aging or dying. All wounds and illness heal almost instantly. I would wander the world and see things I couldn't see in one lifetime.

Trump for president 2016

>>679611335
sleep tlght pupper

>>679614778
I hope you get the gay

I wish all humans died

Infinite weed and acid money is all I wish for.

i want my girlfriend to be faithful to me

I wish for Eddard Stark to return to Game of Thrones.

I want for a global disaster to happen.

>>679615048
Reroll

i wish for a real-life charmander

I hope ayylmaos take over

i wish for all of you guys to be raped by a 13 inch black cock

I wish OP would kill himself

>>679614455
Rolllll

I wish /b/ was not shitty

Wish for more wishes

I wish that I could still be with her, fuck I miss her so much.

I wish for another holocaust

>>679611335
I wish I was happy.

I wish OP was a faggot. Oh wait, my wish already came true.

I wish for 3 more wishes

eradication of the human race

I wish Satan was real

I wish women weren't whores

>>679615674
reroll
zero fucks given

>>679612851
i got you man

I wish I got trips

I'll be with the girl I like. And I hope she accepts me as a /b/tard and beta fag

I want all the people of this thread sucking my cock

I want to be rich and happy

>>679615775
so close, fucking shits,
re-reroll for >>679615674

>>679612851
:)

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being able to go to mars

>actually winning

>>679615492
Reroll

>>679615210
Rolllo

I wish my 2D waifu was real ;_;

I wish I could form reality as I please

I just want to go super saiyan

I wish for everyone with an IQ below 110 to perish.

>>679616008
so fucking close :'(
reroll

>>679616003
reroll

I hope all the gays, traps and trannies die

I wish Anita Sarkisian becomes enlightened and stops being a feminist

I wish for trips

>>679616103
one more

To be happy, with the girl I love

I want to be God

>>679612966
Best wish.

>>679616222
kek

I hope Bernie Sanders dies

>>679616222
WINRAR

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>>679611335

>>679616222
Checked

>>679616222
check em!

>>679616214
reroll

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>>679616222

That is gets scrapped.

>>679611335
PLS i want to life a noce life

I wish to live a life free from worries about money.

>>679611335
I wish to be happy.

>>679616222
The future is looking bright.

>>679616547
fuck.

I wish for that thing i want.

I wish for Adam lafuckface and maroon five to die in a horrible plane crash and for no one to give a fuck about it, be happy.

i wish for unlimited wishes for everyone in this thread.

>>679611335
wish to be able to transform phisically in any other people

>>679616958
rerrooolllll

I wish for everyone's wishes to come true, except mine.

i wish for a pony.

I wish I could roll quads 4 lyf

>>679611335
can I just die already?

I wish a qt trap gf

Pls

>>679617010
you're lucky. you could have destroyed the very fabric of reality. Which is what I'm going to wish for now. :) *fingers crossed*

I wish to finish my thesis in a month

>>679617010
Reroll for x/0

bring back firefly

>>679616222
ye

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>>679617334
>tfw off by one

Wish I didn't have to piss

>>679617334
too slow

unlimited wishes for everyone here and bacon.

I wish for the white house to burn

Wish for a custom mold butt plug

>>679617650
reroll

Quads get

i win

Skip the bullshit.
Just kill yourself OP.

I wish everybody in this thread gets cancer

>>679617960
including yourself? rolll

>>679611335
I wish OP die.

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I wish she would love me instead

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I wish i can fuck Judy.

>>679612966
i am ok then :) give me my green card now please :)

i wish to be happy

>>679618445
It escapes you yet again.

>>679611335
I want to be a multi billionaire

I want to be a multi billionaire before im 23

i wish i could afford a steam game so that i dont have all free games anymore

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>>679617776
You're too slow!

>>679618910
You mean he ist too fast!

>>679611335
I want retards like you to stop coming on here

>>679619009
if only you got trips m8

do you want /b/ to only be facebook faps and pics you shouldn't share? Did the post detract from your experience of wanking?

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I wish for no more niggers

I want OP to be banned.

>>679611335
i wish 4chan would get shut down

I wish all of you would turn into Chris-Chans

i wish OP would stop being such a faggot

i wish jackie chan would start a youtube blog

i wish i had a longer pepe

Graduate med school, and get a 6pack.

I wish that Milhouse were a meme

>>679612966
Murricaaaaaaa
Why is being american a requirement lmao u guys

Your picture reminds me of all those pop up ads! Remember before adblock existed?

>>679611335
OP to kill himself

I wish my life could amount to something. I wish I could quit smoking and drugs. I wish I could stop masturbating 5 times a day. I wish I went to university. But I know wishing won't make me any less a piece of trash.

Make this guy more popular, he has posted on here before https://youtu.be/ihAnIzsI14k

Become president of the United States of America

All Muslims die tommorow.

I want new BMW5 car :)

>>679611335
no

>>679611335
I wanna become the c++ programmer

To have friends

I wish for a 13 inch cock.

I wish for everyone's happiness

>>679611335
I Want to become a professional programmer

I wish for a better paying job so i can support my incoming child.

>>679622875
So go to a gay bar, you'll get one eventually

I hope nothing happens.

>>679620998
So close bruv. You can make those wishes a reality though i believe in you.

I wish for some money if I get quads someone better be sending shit to my paypal

>>679623303
FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE

>>679623331
AND AGAIN SO CLOSE WTTTF

>>679611335
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her

I wish that one day here very soon, i would walk outside and see everyone shitting their pants for some reason, literally every person on the planet all shitting their pants for some reason.

no i am not wishing for terrorism. i am not wishing for war. i am not wishing for biological weapons..

i am wishing for a prank of epic proportions, supernatural or otherwise, where life is in all ways normal before and after, except that for a day, there is just a massive pant shitting.

I just want to be happy

>>679611335
genuine fulfillment and happiness for me and my loved ones

i wish i had a billion dollars

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I wish for a qt3.14 Bang Minah gf and for my dick to be huge

>>679611511
Pentuples?

Pussy 4 lyf

A good life with my dream job

be happy

I wish I could be in the same dimension as my 2D waifu.

>>679611335
I wish I could bang that hot blonde from work thats 16 and with a BF.

>cmon trips

Delete USA, Israel, and the UK from existence. Thx.

Yellowstone wakes up.

Delete USA, Israel, and the UK from existence. Thx.
Plz.

i wish to get dubs

ez

Check em'

>>679611335
I wish my mom my sister and I were together in the US and happy for a long time.

>>679624558
reroll for proper grammar

I wish I had my $5000

>>679624558
>>679624597
reroll again

i wish that i could have fucked brittany murphy before she died, damn that girl had some nice tittays!!!!!!


and something about her face and big baby doe eyes.

i bet her pussy smelled like heaven.

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>>679611335
Can I finally kill myself?

>>679624671
>>679624597
>>679624558
reroll once more

i wish that someone would invent vagina flavoured ice cream

>>679611335
I wish they'd finish Sonic Underground.

>>679624558
>>679624597
>>679624671
>>679624784
reroll one last time, I want my family back

>>679611335
I wish life wasn't pointless.

inmortality for me and my family

1 billion dollars is my wish

>>679624865
one more

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I always wanted a gaming pc..

i wish i had never done the bad things.....

>>679624906
screw it one more

I wish I had a personal free hit man

>>679625000
>>679624906
>>679624865
>>679624784
>>679624671
>>679624597
>>679624558
Yay

>>679625000
Winrar

i wish for niggers to all die

>>679611335
Just want to be genueinly happy.

i wish i had gotten to play with brittany murphy's tits!

i wish people would stop being such buttholes

Just want an amazing life

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>>679625000
>>679624558
good wish

i wish a nigga would

>>679625266
i wish a nigga could!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/YugureYowane/
More friends, less mean people too.

Bro I want telekinesis pls

>>679625339
Shit pls
Reroll

i wish i would get trips!

>>679625326
Wow, I was close
My one true wish is a secret though

i wish this thread would 404 right now

>>679625384
fuk bro I wanna trick some ppl
move a magnet without another one n shit
ghost finger some one

>>679625456
reroll

i wish for a qt gf

>>679625500
fuck bruh but I don't want double dubs
I want my psychic powers n shit

>>679625546
no pls

i wish that i was a beautiful woman

>>679625586
yo pls 3 more rolls for telephonekinetics

re roll >>679625266

i wish i have nice boobs and a sexy vagina

>>679625439
Even closer than before.
>>679625326
Y'know what? Just more friends to play OJ

I wish I was a little magical girl

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I just wish I had a steady income and a beautiful wife with kids I'm so stressed out every god damn day because I know that I'm wasting my time and I know I should be working out I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does I wish that I could be happy instead of living with constant anxiety
>Just kidding kill all niggers

>>679625647
No pls

i wish i had a vagina

>>679625689
pls bruh

>>679625743
no rly

>>679625657
Closer, but not enough.
My wishes

7s get healthy child

>>679625772
m'wishes please

>>679625818
pls wish for magic powa

>>679625659
reroll for maho shojo

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>>679625775
Haha.. by two off
OJ OJ

>>679625867
pls

i wish i was a shape shifter

I want a gf

>>679625902
fuk pls someone else got to be magic

die in my sleep

>>679625951
telekinesis pls

>>679625893
OJ! OJ!

>>679625996
OFF BY THREE REEEE
PLS MAGIC SHIT

No more racism pls

race war pls

>>679626033
no but rly magic shit pls

>>679625962
reroll, end my suffering

No more racism

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>>679625888
check my powers

>>679626068
screee pls

>>679611335
php at least?

>>679626001
Wowee, one off. One
OJ OJ

>>679611335
10,000

Billions

>>679616138
Roll the fuck outta that

i wish i was a gorgeous woman

Gimme Dat telekinesis bruh

i wish i was a woman, and that i was pretty and skinny and sexy

>>679626101
OJ OJ!
More friends to play

>>679626193
No wait please for 222

i wish i was a gorgeous white female

>>679626247
SHIT BRUH WTF THAT POST SPEED

>>679626271
let's do it again

>>679626294
goin for 333 for telly kinesis

>>679626242
Nah, I won't win
oj oj

I wish i had billions

>>679625888
>>679625888

>>679626336
FUCKIN 3 OFF
SHOOT ME
I JUST WANT MY MAGIC POWERS N SHIT
SOME NIGGA ROLL FOR ME AND GET TRIPS
MY LUCK IS SHIT
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS SHIT AIN'T REAL I JUST WANT MY GOD DAMN TRIPS

i wish to be a gorgeous white woman with a sexy body

>>679626345
Last roll

>>679626414
pls bruh

>>679626450
naw dawg quit playing tho gimme trips

i wish to be a beautiful sexy white woman with a delicious vagina

>>679626510
No rly

>>679611335
>TRUE
i wish that my happines will be back

>>679626446
lastest roll

>>679626537
heck

Eternal super good luck

i wish i could have powerful orgasms again

Fine I wish my gf would let me fuck anyone without her caring

>>679626623
pls

>>679626551
OJ OJ

>>679626647
SATAN TRIPS PLS

>>679626648

i wish that i was not impotent

>>679626671
FUCK BRUH I JUST WANNA SMASH SOME OF HER HOT FRIENDS

>>679626708
but rly please god damn those booties

>>679626753
ye

>>679626779
it's always off by 2 or 3
but today these trips will let me fuck her hot friends and that will be final

i wish for myself, and everyone im blood related to, to have enough money to live as comfortably as we would like for the rest of our lives

>>679626842
naw but rly I ain't playin

>>679626875
PLS

>>679626894
fuck me bruh please reroll life

>>679626939
RR

>>679626961
Here we go

>>679626980
SHIT

i wish i was a cuckold to a gorgeous white woman and had to lick her pussy clean every time she gets gangbanged by gangs of niggers.

>>679627003
OFF BY 3
FUCK BRUH I'M SO DESPERATE PLEASE

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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000911502/wishlist/
my entire wishlist and all the Dark Souls Games

I wish that the prize is a factory new karambit fade in csgo

>>679627048
no rly dawg dying for that booty

i wish i was a cuckold

>>679627083
Shit pls

Fucking free everything on steam

>>679627119
pls dog I want some diff puss for a change

>>679627194
pls

please end my life in my sleep soon

10,000 dollars

>>679627228
pls let me smash and she won't care

i wish i could just get fucking trips

20 bucks and a coke

>>679627269
Pls

I wish the poster below me gets banned.

>>679627297
FUCK

A sandal and a piece of pie

>>679627324
I hope I get banned

and get that puss too tho

>>679627075
ill try 2 more times

>>679627393
But mostly puss

niggers ruin everything, but i wish they didn't

Nudes of Katy perry

>>679627440
but rly craving good puss right about now

>>679627490
But rly doe

Dicks in my ass and 400,000 dollars

>>679627519
FUCK LAST ROLL

i wish i looked like brittany murphy did when she was a hottie with nice tits

>>679627539
Fuuuck

>>679627075
1 more time

>>679627557
god dammit, off by 2

i wish i was a gorgeous white woman

my wish is that i was a shapeshifter that could be whatever i want to be.

>>679627075
last try

i wish niggers did not exist

i wish i was a white woman that let niggers fuck her and had a rich cuckold that would lick my pussy clean every time

>>679627991

reroll