What is your secret /b/?
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What is your secret /b/?
I have been having sex with my 35 year old mom, and 12 year old sister for the past six months.
>>679889721
Im lying to myself everytime
>>679890068
that's awesome
> be me, 34m
> brain damage from meth
> heart damage from 4 heart attacks in one weekend 4 years ago
>copd smoking cigs since I was 12
> bad hip from car accident
>>679890068
Tell stories. Don't care if fake.
>>679890749
Jesus you're only 34 and already a trainwreck.
when i cum i lick it up
my brother tried to make me suck his penis :(
>>679890749
Those aren't secrets.
>really love taking advantage of ugly girls. Never date them just fuck them a feel superior.
I make plan out how to murder everyone I know just incase it needs to be done one day
>>679890749
haha, kys
I am known as a ladies man, but I'm actually celibate
>>679889721
I'm considering breaking it off with the girl I've been seeing.
Everything is going perfect, I haven't been this into a girl in ages, and she genuinely likes me.
But I don't think my anxiety can handle dating someone I actually care about right now. There's too much needless wondering. Too many nights staying up late fretting over nothing at all.
I think it would be better if I went back to dating girls I don't give a fuck about.
>>679891284
I used to feel the same /b/rother. Have you lost someone close to you?
>>679889721
I once put a hairbrush up my ass
I once masturbated with a turd my sister had left in the toilet
>>679889721
Im that guy everyone asks for advise. I really enjoy helping people and that made me fairly popular. Almost everyone I know confessed their problems to me, be it big or little. However I onlyy do this because Im sadistic as fuck and I really enjoy seeing them suffer...
>>679889721
Bought a green vibrator and shoved it up my ass, felt great!
>>679891284
Losing someone you care about will be really fucking hard man.
I'm in witness protection, nobody knows I used to have a serious criminal record.
i masturbate to shota
I like to read news reports about schoolgirls being raped and killed then beat off to them
>>679889721
http://shrinkchan.simdif.com/ I think you anons need this
>>679892047
Mods please report IP of poster and image to the national center for missing an exploited children. They can be found at NCMEC.org
When I used to do heroine I'd steel my girlfriends fix and give her one full of toilet water
Almost lost my virginity in second grade because of a challenge.
Nobody but /b/ knows this shit
>>679891613
I put a toothbrush up my ass once when I was young.
I masturbate to shemale porn and I know my GF will find out one day.
>>679891576
Yeah, my life kind of became a shit show after my dad died about 2 years ago.
I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years a couple weeks later.
The day after I got a dog.
4 months later I moved across the country.
I really want to have someone in my life, but it's just easier not to. I never really had problems with anxiety before my dad died, but since he did it's out of control. It feels like it would be easier to just be lonely than to be constantly wondering what's on this girls mind.
It sucks, because when I'm with her I'm ridiculously happy, and I know nothing is wrong between us, but the anxious side of me won't listen to reason.
When I was 13 I felt up one of my friends as he slept.
>>679892440
Forgot to say: second grade ELEMENTARY
>>679892469
I understand, I had the same problem when the closests thing I had to an older brother died. You gotta stay strong /b/ro. Talk to her about it, whatever you do, don't leave her because you will end up hurting both of you.
Don't do the same mistake as me
>>679892079
I also hate black people.
>>679889721
I think I'm developing feelings for a coworker but when we hang out or talk she gives me panic attacks and I can't stop drinking because I want myy mind to be free of her.
I look at my naked knees in the bath
>>679892792
could at least post the full glorious webm
>>679892654
May be a part of a known set. Enough probable cause to investigate, particularly with that comment. Better to err on the side of caution.
>>679892940
Thought it was full, cant save webms on ipad. Here's a black guy getting hurt cause you cared.
>>679892765
I don't know if I'm ready to talk to her about it.
I don't want her to think I'm crazy or clingy or needy or some shit.
The problem is that I am all of those things.
But I don't know if she's ready to hear about the full scope of my anxiety. I mean in reality all it would take to calm my nerves would be about 20 minutes on the phone each night.
I mean it's not that much, but I still feel like that's a lot to ask, we've only been dating like a month and a half or so.
I'm also not sure I'm ready to let her fully know about how much losing my dad fucked me up.
I had a vasectomy and never told my wife. She wants to start having kids in a couple years.
Wtf my gifs are all effed. My bad anon. Hitler for president.
>>679893223
then permit me
>>679889721
my secret is coconut oil, i rub it on my cock every day and its giving me huge gains
>>679892086
I've been seeing her less than two months.
Better to stop now before it gets to be too much.
>>679892654
correct but pretty fucking hot
>>679893578
murrica
>>679891284
I feel you dude but don't do it if ur happy with her why worry about ur future that u have no control over. Be happy for the moment
>>679893399
>I'm also not sure I'm ready to let her fully know about how much losing my dad fucked me up.
Take your time, slowly let out bit by bit. Try going to his grave, speaking to him, it helped me release some pressure...
and don't be afraid to cry, if you need to be alone to do it, get some free time and do it. You wont get any better unless you fight for it.
pic related
I'm just sitting around, waiting for my 16-year old cousin to stop by and play some Smash then suck my cock.
>>679890068
Greentext this
I am the FBI agent who is assigned to 4chan. It is a punishment for fucking up to get this job. I fuck up 1 case and they send us to internet hellholes. So the cartels kill 3 of our men because of me! I am sorry I want my old job back!
I hold a grudge forever and always get revenge.
>>679893961
I wish it was that simple dude. Because of my fucked up brain chemistry I can't help but overthink situations. It doesn't turn off.
>>679890962
Dude...
>>679890068
Thats a win for me
>>679892047
Well fuck you then
>>679892374
I bet its a virus
>>679891711
shieeet
>>679894030
I can't go to his grave. I moved 3000 miles from where his Urn is. Sometimes I talk to his picture in my apartment but that's it.
My problem isn't with how fucked up I am, it's with her finding out how fucked up I am...
You know, I just wrote that out, and realized that's me lying to myself. how fucked up I am is what my problem is. If I could get a handle on my anxiety problems she'd have nothing to hear about, because everything would be good between us.
im an autist with a high IQ that wastes it on /b/.
i honestly feel like im home when im here.
>>679889721
I hate that fucking picture. Stupid cunt.
>>679895051
Autism detected
>>679889721
I got an abortion when I was sixteen and regret nothing.
>>679894692
Have you tried a therapist?
>>679894509
I clicked it for you anon. It doesn't look like a virus to me.
>I train every day
>People always comment "You're getting so big, Anon. Where do you lift?"
>If they only knew why
>"I don't lift. I work out at home," which they never believe
>They just think I'm sad a lot. It's true that I'm broody
>I train every day. It's all I have
>So that maybe one day I'll be ready
>Maybe one day I can step up
>It's all I've wanted since I was a boy
>Maybe my brain is damaged
>I eat only what's best for me
>I pick up my batons and I train
>I sleep only when I need it
>My brother tells me he misses me
>I miss you too, man
>But I'm sorry
>I can't be in your life anymore
>I'm doing this for me
>Because I need it
>I have to
>It's what keeps me going
>That drive
>That need to be something more
>My mother says she misses me
>I miss you, too
>Don't be disappointed in me if I'm on the news; don't be angry with me if I fail
>I train every day so maybe I won't fail myself or the people I love
>This is hard
>This is the hardest thing I've ever done
>The loneliness is only outweighed by the drive sometimes, the drive to step up and be more, the drive to be what I know I can be, what I was made for
>I was made for this
>I can feel it in my bones
>I am not justice or the night
>I'm not a fucking cartoon
>I'm not crazy, I swear I'm not crazy
>But only a psychopath can do it, only someone crazy enough to do it is able do it
>Can be something more, can do the right thing
>Even if the law disagrees with me, sometimes what the law says and what your heart says clash; sometimes both are wrong
>Can we ever know unless we try?
>It's so hard, but I can do it, I won't fail
>I was made to be this, to be this thing
>I'm so strong now, just wait and see
>Wait and see how strong I made myself so I don't fail
>Wait and see what it's like when I come for you, come for the filth
>I can do this, do it the right way
>It's my closest secret
>I need it, Even if you don't need me
I want to fuck my sister. She's gorgeous. I sniff her panties and fap to her constantly but what I really want is to make out with her, lick every inch of her perfect body and cum on her delicious lips. Pic related.
one time i dropped a newborn puppy and it died 3 days later and i still dont know if it was my fault but i havent told anyone
Today I spied my sister for the very first time.
Pic related
>>679890962
Me too
>>679889721
I never got a gf because I'm an awkward fuck but somehow I managed to fuck 7 different teachers so far
I once asked for a cup for water at a McDonald's and put Sprite in it.
>>679895517
I know that feeling mate, you should totally spy on her!
Buy a decent 100$ hidden cam and voila!
>>679895384
Yeah, I had one back East, and she really helped. Moved here almost a year ago, and it might be time to see one again.
>>679895517
yeah, if she was my sister I'd want to fuck her too. but only if she was my sister
>>679895758
hahaha amazing! how old are you?
maybe you're a milf magnet-hot teen repelent
>>679895884
Go for it mate! If you want I can shoot my skype your way and you could just call me whenever
>>679895967
i fuck a teacher 3x a week
>>679889721
I just fucked my drunk best friend two years ago while she was engaged and got her pregnant, and because of it she married her fiancé because she thinks it's his child. I'm basically a father and I'm only 22 and studying, and I won't ever be able to tell the child the truth.
>>679895967
24 now, last year at university.
Fapped with my mom panties and heels.
>>679895825
You're a despicable piece of shit.
>>679895825
THIS IS WHY ISIS EXISTS
>>679895999
I appreciate it dude, but I'm not sure that's something I'd want to do.
>>679892433
Not many people here will understand just how fucked up that is. How was she when she was dope sick?
>>679895684
beautiful
>>679895684
more
I'm obsessed with wanting to cut someones penis off
>>679896074
So you're basically a Alpha- anon. You nut into your engaged best friend and she carries your child while her cuck of a boyfriend stays forever cucked.
>>679896531
Whatever makes you feel better :) I'm heading to bed, sleep well anon, and best of luck
>>679889721
i was molested at three and im screwed in the head bc of it, but i havent anyone to tell nor believe me.
>>679892433
>heroine
>steel
U wut nigga?
>>679892441
Your girlfriend doesn't need to know that. She won't find out unless you tell her. So don't tell her.
>>679896074
please tell him that your his sons father when he dies
>>679896710
>>679895684
same girl
>>679895840
>>679896885
you told us and i believe you.
>>679895506
What faggotry is this?
>>679891148
kek
>>679889721
My brain has felt like its been in a fog for years. Like when you sleep too much and you feel groggy. Every once in a while ill have a few hours of clarity, but then my head goes back to buzzing and i just kind of amble on through life.
I want to go to college. I got the post 911 gi bill but my memory is getting so bad...coupled with the brain fog that doesnt want to go away, i dont think i will.
I was streaming on twitch for a little while and was doing ok. Started to pick up some popularity but i stopped and when i tried picking it back up again...the brain fog just kept me from caring enough to.
performed sex acts with my cousins (m/f)
when i was age 11-14
i wouldn't change a thing
>>679889721
I think little girls are sexy. Never told ANYONE
>>679897109
I promise to upload her vids tomorrow, i already jacked off 3 times today and i need to eat
>>679897109
need to see that muffler
>>679891066
Are you doing ok dude?
>>679897119
thanks. but...
i mean it won't.
nothing will happen from me telling you.
I fucked and cummed into my teacher in middle school while she was "sleeping" over a dozen times, I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it.
>>679895517
Nice. She's super hot.
>>679891711
Doubt
>>679896063
how did this happen? is teacher m or f?
>>679894685
Literally
I self harm, it's stupid and I'm a faggot but it honestly helps. I also consider killing myself most nights, socially awkward and am an introvert. I have no true friends who aren't online but I suppose most of us on B are one or multiple of these things.
>Tl;DR - I'm a massive faggot.
I just got a "mistress" or "side chick" or whatever you want to call her. We met as friends, talked for awhile, and then I told her I had a girlfriend and she said she had a boyfriend. We kept talking and flirting and admitted we have crushes on each other and it's wrong but we don't want to stop. She lives awhile away so we'll either meet in a few weeks or a few months, something like that.
>>679897535
why was she sleeping over?
>>679891185
Watchout the edge
I'm engaged to my best friend's ex. Nobody knows we're together, they just think we're housemates. It kills me not to be public about it but the thought of having that "talk" about even wanting to date my bestie's ex gives me panic attacks.
>>679897312
Don't worry I do too.
>>679896760
Thanks based anon. Sweet Dreams
I molested a 4 year old when I was 14 and got away with it
>>679897317
I'd destroy her in bed with her petite body, in sunrises you haven't drugged her yet
>>679898436
what do u think is gonna happen? its gonna come out sooner or later, better to be up front about it.. the longer u wait the worse it is. but if u don't care about your friendship then fuck it
>>679898378
Actually there's a "relaxing room" in many schools in here with individual boxes for each teacher to take naps or do the fuck they want between classes, and people can leave their homework there or ask for help. Because I'm a weird creep I once took the opportunity when she was sleeping and I fucked her and did that for two years.
>>679897847
>no true friends
what about family? most people have a cool cousin or close relative that they hang out with. Also don't kill yourself, plenty of people like you, you'll find a friend eventually.
>>679897189
Maybe a dissociative disorder of some kind. See a shrink and get diagnosed.
I regularly enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>679898544
Think there will ever come a day where we can say we are pedos but will not touch kids and people will not hate us for it?
>>679898917
which country do u live in? that sound like a bad situation lol... and do u think u fucked her while she slept? that is pretty much impossible for her not to wake up when she's taking dick
>>679898855
That's the problem. I do care. I just don't want to lose my best friend over it and the thought of upsetting them kills me. I know it has to happen soon, but I just can't get over the anxiety of what comes next...
>>679897189
Could be Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. I have that and as a result had to cease study.
>>679899383
so you live with your best friends ex and then u started fucking and now you're engaged? and you best friend doesn't know?
I have a person who I don't want to reveal our relationship but she is sort of a cousin of mine but I would love to gets blowjob from her and fuck her. I have thought about going to her house and drugging her.
>>679899077
I've never really been close to my family, but they're the only thing that's keeping me from doing it for the moment.
>>679899357
Belgium. Also I don't know if she was actually awake or not, I was a retarded teen back then. I just know that people with heavy sleep or those weird sleep syndromes actually tend to not react much to it. My gf has some weird condition and I've fucked her while she slept without she waking up at all.
I have a secret, Im 16, on a nsfw forum, fapping to my waifu. All in my bathroom listening to marches from the first world war. Hype.
I really want to find a nice roommate. The only exception is that the moment I am in the house he locks my cock in chastity. We can either go on as normal with just me being in chastity, or he makes me suck him off. Randomly decides to fuck/spank me. Tells me what I can wear around the house. Etc.
>>67989929in my opinion since there are now child sex dolls, so soon it will be ok to be a pedo as long as you keep in in your house
>>679889721
i used to cum inside my ex
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>eleven years old
>never had many friends, let alone girlfriends
>don't know much about sex
>young girl moves to the house across from mine
>older than me slightly yet very pretty
>understand that I live in an area where there aren't many kids so this is my first clos friend
>riley is her name, we bond and One day she asks me if I've ever kissed anyone
>lips are close to mine as she is looking in my eyes
>I slowly move forward and kiss her
>fuck my dick is hard
>every first letter of each greentext line
Mfw
>>679899845
sounds like she knows she could get in trouble if she was awake so she pretended to be sleeping but let it happen....and if you got caught, she could just claim that she was sleeping ...got a pic of her? was she hot?
>>679899567
this anon is right. Same case here, it really fucks up my life and it definitely is possible for someone with that condition to get fucked without them noticing.
>>679893578
is that a flap of skin from hitting the ground hanging off the white guys head or what
I'm a faggot in love
>>679899585
Somewhat, yes. We've lived together for years. About a year and a half after their breakup feelings just grew and our dynamic changed. We decided to keep it a secret until the ex moved on but they haven't hooked up with anyone else since. I just can't wait any longer.
I've been exposing hundreds of nude pictures and videos of my wife since she was just 18...and she has no clue-
>>679900208
>sounds like she knows she could get in trouble if she was awake so she pretended to be sleeping but let it happen...and if you got caught, she could just claim that she was sleeping
that's a possibility, I never thought that much about it since I'm quite kinda ashamed of it, and reading this thread just made me want to tell someone about it. Also no, sadly I don't got any pics since it was over 15 years ago and she doesn't seem to have Facebook. She wasn't a goddess but I remember her as really hot, but then again I'm really into redheads.
>>679889721
Don't Talk about Fight Club
>>679900816
Make sure you check the description on the imgur link to see the onedrive & Google drive links with her videos and pics too ;)
http://m.imgur.com/a/XVCxu
I only watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zoif1POqAs
Are there any other teens who are still virgins and would fuck any girl who wanted to have sex?
I'm in love with a woman from Belgium (I'm French).
She is 7 years older than me ans love me back, but is engaged.
I'm maddly in love, I kinda want her to break up, kinda don't.
I'm not a pussy, 7/10, over confident. Still, feel like i'm fucking week. Should I move to Belgium ?
>>679898436
>woman confirmed
Who.The.Fuck.Cares.
If you`re engaged to the fucker you probably care about him more than you do about a best friend.
Also, your "best friend" would probably understand..... No she will not, because women are fucking insane and think real highly of their shallow friendships and somehow think even more highly of their Ex`s.
Yea I just broke up hence muh soginy. Whatevs.
>>679901274
I made that mistake in my last year of highschool, I wanted to lose my virginity before going to college. I regret it a lot since fucking girls has become really easy for me and that 5/10 pussy just wasn't worth it.
>>679900891
why ashamed? If I did that as a teenager I woulda felt like i was on top of the world!
>>679901575
How did you fuck your first girl?
>>679901385
If she lives around Charleroi she's probably a beauf sucker, if she lives in Brussels she's a coalburner. Otherwise go for it, it's not like /b/ wants to see them remain together for some reason.
I've fucked all of these shoes at least twelve times each.
>>679901274
Yup, still virgin and willing to lose it to anyone.
>>679901687
Because I am 15 and am ready to do any girl
I put on a facade that i go to college and have a job but in reality i sell multiple products and after acquiring real money i get bulk counterfeit bills to flip even further for real profit then hoard the money in a bitcoin address based overseas
My secret:
I actually don't care
>>679901801
Time stamp for proof
>>679898701
Hey man, you really should talk to someone about that shit. I'm a total hypocrite for suggesting it because losing my mom totally fucked me up and I never saw anyone about it, and i'm still a total mess 10 years later. Don't be like me, be smart.
I'm pretending to be a year younger than I really am, I took a year off college and didn't realize how self conscious I'd feel about it
>>679901920
I'll just start a new thread later. I'm out of town.
>>679889721
i like to squeeze a loaf out
>>679901274
How old are you, wanna trade pics?
I dated a girl just to get close to her sister. It was ok for awhile, but I dumped her because she wouldn't dump her "I'm a princess" act and she was putting on weight at an alarming rate. I DID get close to her sister, but she wasn't interested. Instead, amazingly we became ok friends and I'm ok with it except for the fact that her sister (my EX) went crazy. Now the whole relationship (friendship and EX) is in a state of weird that I'm riding along with while constantly drunk. I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm going to keep rolling like this.
>>679900773
so u were living with her while her and your fiend were dating and then they broke up and you and her started fucking? sound s like pretty normal thing to me... how long ago did they break up before you started fucking her?
>>679902211
Im 16, pic?
>>679901753
Yeah, she live close to Brussels, and isn't that much of à coalburner (well, a little bit)
I have no fucking ID how to start a new life.
>>679889721
I don't seed torrents.
>>679889721
I fap to me
>>679900200
Underrated post .... Plus dubs
>>679902375
Are you smoking dope?
>>679901687
I did too, but looking back you realize that you were a creep who at best fucked a milf that probably couldn't get off just with her husbands dick, or at worst raped his teacher while she was sleeping. I don't regret the fucking in itself, but rather the circumstance in which that happened.
>>679902328
Not here
I'm npt a cuck but I had a dream that won't leave my head recently.
>Make gf wear sluttiest clothes
>Drive her to an alley and fuck her against the wall
>Group of drunk guys wanders down alley and catches us
>Turn her around so she is facing the drunk guys and make her look at them watching us have sex
>By now they have their phones out and are recording us
>Start pulling out their dicks and jerking off around my us
>I tell my gf that it was her fault, that her slutty body caused this and she would have to fix it
>She starts jerking off and sucking group of guys while I pound her from behind
>One by one they cum on her face
>Her mouth is wide open
>Finally cum deep inside her
>We fall through the wall of the alley, leaving the guys behind
>From there it gets really surreal
>Flying and walking through walls and shit
>Wake up
Ever since thinking about that dream makes me hard as a diamond. What does it mean?
>>679889721
Lost my virginity to some kid I bumped into playing in the school near me at 7/8. Told a bunch of girls at a sleep over but I think they thought I was making it up.
The real secret is I still cum masturbating to it. I don't remember it that well anymore though, so I'm mostly imagining shit now.
>>679890206
this guy gets it
>>679901733
I just drank enough to get it going and smalltalked the first 6/10 girl I could find in a party. It's not rocket science m8
>>679889721
I have murdered people
>>679889721
if dubs, I will post the location of the body.
I once jerked off to a 14 year old on omegle
>>679902211
Wtf MODS MODS MODS
>>679901274
eeeeeeyup
>>679902047
I talked to someone for the first year about it. I would like to talk to someone again, but I'm scared to meet a new therapist.
>>679889721
I masturbate to gay bj porn when I bore of fapping to str8 pron,
>no homo though
>>679902521
k bud if u cummed in her pussy when she was sleeping she would hav def known when she woke up cuz cum would have been dripping out. and if she didn't like it she would have figured out who it was or just avoided that location altogether, the fact tag u kept doing it means she def knew and liked it.
>>679902740
Mods, for what, that is obvioisly a 74 pedo man baiting idiots
>>679902328
Underage fag? MODS MODS MODS
>>679902498
Nope, but I have french autocorrect, which is worst if you ask me
>>679902164
A year and a half, give or take a few weeks. My friend reckons they're over the relationship but it's been a long time and they never moved on.
>>679902375
kek she probably lives near me. Anyway just go for it if you think you can please her more than her husband m8. There are professional services that can fuck up lives if you pay enough, but don't try to do it completely for yourself since you'll probably be catched sooner or later.
>>679891066
Matt?
>>679892440
>>679892751
story?
>>679889721
Think I might be gay.
Haven't talked to anyone about it.
Depressed.
FeelsBadMan
>>679889721
I like girls who have just started puberty, nice and tight
>>679902559
I'm 39 yrs old and still a virgin
>>679901274
16 here you got snapchat?
>>679902883
Let him get baited I want to see where this goes
>>679902849
yr gay m8
>>679903064
Kill yourself faggot.
>>679889721
I worked at a pet resort for a while, and a rescue came in one day. I was the last in the building for a good hour or so, so I let him mount me. Knot and all. It was incredibly hot. I got off with him inside me, but felt guilty afterwards.
>>679903104
Thirstyyyyy
>>679895003
>>679895003
You are home anon, you are home...
>>679902851
looking at it like that you're probably right anon. Well, perhaps my life just got a bit better? Still a fucked up situation considering I'm married and I have three children nowadays.
>>679903005
You're seriously tempting me ... How is life in Belgium ? Are your cities full of assholes like here ?
I think all day about how I would kill my co workers. I have a different method for each one of them.
>>679903064
I've had sex (or been party to other people getting off with my body, really) twice since then. Honestly, except for freaking out because I hadn't figured out how periods worked yet and I spent a week terrified I was pregnant that's still the best sex I've had and I'm 25 now.
I have no girlfriend and I'm a virgin.
Oh, wait. That's not a secret.
>>679903266
haha was just gonna fuck around
>>679903104
>>679902969
what do u mean they never moved on? your friend never moved on and the girl you live with never moved on? she's fucking you, sounds like she's moved on...does your friend think he's gonna get back with her?
Ima Furfag
>>679903104
Thirstyyyyy>>679903479
Thank you for making our world a better place, my prayers are with you tonight
>>679895003
fellow high function autism friend here
I've killed 2 dogs and multiple other animals. Do you guys wanna hear about it?
>>679903505
Snapchat or email?
>>679890068
bullshit
>>679889721
i have herpes and it kills me because i know deep down i will never be able to start a family now
>feelsbadman
>>679903230
what breed? and are you hot? have u done this before ?
>>679891613
i believe you, hahaha
>>679889721
I performed oral sex to my female cousin when i was 9. it happened almost everytime we had a sleepover. then, realized that i am lesbian.
>>679903308
uh its awesome man, don't worry about it. she's fully the one who let it happen and that is cool if you are the teenager and hurting (and illegal) if u are the teacher... it would be funny if u face booked her just to see if she would bring it up...did u always cum in her? ever cum on her?
>>679903359
You'll find retarded people everywhere m8, you just need to avoid them. I actually live in Arlon, but I'm studying in Louvain-la-Neuve right now (like 30 km away from Brussels) and thanks to our drinking culture I probably visited most villages here in Southern Belgium. Most people are nice, and there's a big contrast to retarded people from Lorraine or Nord-Pas-de-Calais imho. Cities aren't much of a problem I think, just avoid Charleroi and some Brusselaar neighbourhoods (Molenbeek is actually fine though, really nice quartier). It's also depending on your income and work though, you won't do that good if you haven't studied much after highschool.
If you want something specific just ask m8, I'll try to help you out.
>>679904094
Did she come?
>>679903786
We can just read it on Wikipedia one day
>>679903392
are u hot? will u post a pic pls? why no more sex?
>>679891986
Edgy
>>679904094
are your asses nice and juicy?
>>679891148
pretty much this, I'm your average predator, as long as they're not fat they're par for the course, I do date them tho, to give them something in return, I make them feel like the most special woman in the universe, at least for a couple of weeks; but then I'm gone, and all our debts are payed
I used to sleep creep my sister. And jerk off with her pantys . She had such a hard time keeping any around because i stole them. To this day she no longer wears pantys
>>679889721
I have an unhealthy interest in really young girls.
I try not to harm anybody, but it is still there.
>>679903906
go on that herpes dating site and get a gf with heaps then you can eat herpes beaver every night yum!
>>679890068
just a genuine question, are you from southern USA?
>>679905234
and you thought she was eleven right?
I like eating the skin off of my fingers and toes. Sometimes my feet too. It feels good.
>>679904937
If your notes are good enough you could be eligible for a Erasmus year and come to Belgium. We have a lot of French students who do this, and you seem really tired of your living so it's not like you have much to lose by coming here for a semester or two.
>>679895517
Same here anon feel u. I want to fuck my sister so bad.
>>679904937
in the simpsons, there are an poor lawyer
>>679905311
What are the search terms you use tom find these young angels?
>>679903930
how old were u then and how old are you now?
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>679905529
i dont use terms i just wait for the luck of the draw
>>679891066
Otto?
>>679905461
you bastard
>>679905730
Pics
>>679889721
i sucked my friends dick in 4th grade to try it out.
>>679905458
Shit I should study more then ...
I only have my family to lose. And 3 or 4 friends. No big deal
>>679903392
The first time u had sex u were 8and it was the best?
Age of guy? How'd it happen?
>>679905843
what gave you the idea
>>679904518
Maybe some developmental delay. Never had sex as a minor. All I know if people seem to think it is worse than murder. It is just thoughts I cannot control. Never harmed or exploited anybody, other than buying third world goods. But hey, capitalism is good I hear.
>>679904600
I guess so, I try to only be kind to others.
>>679904650
twerk is gross to me, I like cute not sexy.
>>679905981
What about the Jews, do you think it could be them?
>>679902537
it means you are a cuck
>>679904928
I would just go into her room and take them . Blow my load and didn't want anyone to find them so i threw them away. And i had a routine for the creep. I would touch her nose to see if she moved then touch her lips. I would pull the covers back and if she moved or woke up i just laid there on the floor pretending to be asleep. She never caught me. But my step dad did. He noticed foot prints in fresh snow leading to her bedroom window and instantly jumped my ass about it. I really dont find her sexually attractive anymore and we are very close
>>679905981
Maybe you just never lost your yearning for young girls. People are stupid though. They follow what they have been led to believe, so much hysteria and misinformation.
>>679906168
I don't want to do it though. And I don't want my gf to fuck anyone rlse. Just the thought of her covered in cum does something to me.
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>>679906606
How'd you do that what job
I habitually post nude pics of my ex. Yesterday someone recognized her and threatened to post Her Facebook. Her and I are still friends, but this woulda ruined her life... I kinda wanted him to do it, don't know why. Glad he didn't though.
>>679906794
You can if it is keeping you active, mentally sharp and you are doing the rest of us a favour. However if you choose the wrong victims and be a dick, shame on you.
>>679891613
I once transformed into a hairbrush to feel the sitting glide thru hair. Then I was forced into a log ride.
>>679904726
did he cum? how old were u when u did this?
>>679906510
As I gave away something big enought to fuck up my life, and knowing that 4chan already fucked me once, I won't add you man, sorry
>>679907183
So you'd be fine with a real life Dexter pretty much?
>>679907021
im a research technician for a medical device company. i learned everything on youtube. ive been doing it since 2012
>>679906606
you think that's good? I faked a birth certificate and got a high-up political job, shit is cash
>>679905954
He was a bit older than me, between 11 and 13. I don't think I even knew at the time. I was just rollerblading minding my own business and met him and we started chatting and then he asked if he could kiss me and I went with it because I'd always been interested in stuff like that. We hung out a couple of times after that and I gave him a blowjob and he put his dick in me maybe twice. I dunno if he came though. We were out in the open so I think I might have gotten shy and asked to stop before he finished. Lying down in rollerblades is difficult.
Love getting cucked by my wife and watching her get pounded by big black bulls. She goes to clubs and bars and seduces and makes out with black men. She tells them she'll fuck them only if I get to watch. More often than not they agree to it. She's hot and usually gets what she wants. The hottest thing we've done is a breaking and entering rape fantasy. A huge black guy we got through CL tied me up to a chair and then fucked the shit out of my wife. She had 10 huge orgasms in a row. I came from just watching them fuck. Pic related. Last summer with a black guy she met at a club. I took the pic.
>>679907270
no big deal m8, I would think about it twice two. It's not like I would let you add me on my main account either.
Either way good luck anon, if you want more infos about Belgium the /fr/ threads on /int/ are pretty nice.
I have a disabled wife who needs me; After she goes to sleep I sometimes sit in my tub and drink, in the dark, with a shotgun and think about pulling the trigger but she needs me. I love her, so much it hurts. Sometimes I think this burden is to much the bare and I could do us both, I've never been a believer in god, I'm afraid of the darkness, the nothing. The same doubt that fuels my lack of faith also fuels a fear of hell and an eternal pit of flame. At least I have this site and a few others I frequent so I can tell people how I really feel.
>>679906696
You're white
One time my dad pooped in the neighbors yard and then lied about it.
>>679907582
Why did he lie?
>>679907447
dude how 2 keep it togather? im nervous as fuk everyday. didnt even tell my girlfriend of 5 years. i trust no one
>>679907178
Post the pics!
>>679907237
He did. Inside me at that for most of it. This is when I found out that dogs cum for like 3 minutes in spurts.
>>679907571
too soon, you nigger
>>679907237
And I was 21
>>679891986
Dude this is literally me lol
>>679907534
Consider your marrige over.
Good job fucking your life up
>>679907564
I'll check from time to time, but as my grades are pretty bad, I think I might have fucked up all of this
>>679907582
I always shit in front of appartment doors if the neighbours are making too much noise. I even shat in front of my own door once before the could become suspicious of me doing it.
>>679907571
How disabled
>>679907301
No - I wouldn't want the usual 21st century justice bad-but-good ginger fag murderer at all. Otherwise it is just like a more proactive version of fagnonymous out there.
>>679891986
You're white
>>679907447
Obama detected.
>>679907782
Sad to hear, hope it gets better over time. I was in the same situation some years ago until I started getting my shit together to finally start a new life.
>>679907524
> I was just rollerblading minding my own business
this is now a meme
>>679906143
No, not at all,
Never even known a Jewish person to my knowledge.
>>679906342
I try to cause no harm. Just can`t help but look. Went to a Spring festival at the local Japanese Cultural Society today, just could not help but take pics of cute little blond in yukata. So obsessed with her.
Maybe I am sad about getting older and just want to hold on to youth. Facing 30 soon and unreasonably afraid.
>>679906696
I also lie about my substance abuse. Never had a opiate high I really liked. afraid to try.
Love weed + benzos (so much)
I love stims + alcohol but not each alone.
>>679907688
thats hot i would like to hear more about this fetish.. care to kik ? jd_g4
>>679907683
Nah, to nervous she'll be doxed now haha. I've posted her enough times
>>679908061
People have been conditioned to think ill of the beauty of children and youth generally; as if it is all instantly the worst kind of sexual obsession or nothing at all. You are seeing things for how they are.
