Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fuck. What do you think of the Stone Temple Pilots? That's all I wanted.
Lurk mode engaged. I'll be playing tf2 or any game I got if yall need me
I opted not to go for it, but now I wish that I did to spare from profound disappointment.
You mean as a whole or every album specifically?
Gotta leave for driving class, stay awesome.
As a whole. You said Sonic Youth was best Grunge but I would contest.
>no ones claimed the only attractive chinese cartoon
Say them in 2012. Scott was high as a plane. The band was on point, but Scott was pitiful.
SoaD stole that song from either Black Label Society or Black Flag and almost got suuueeed.
Sorry, was taking a shower.
listen here u fucking nigger ill shove my cock through your ear pierce your brain and shoot cum out ur other ear dont fuk wit me kid dont fuk wit me
You mean you enjoy STP over Sonic Youth?
Come on man.
They are pretty okay. Like... Core and Purple were both good, but No. 4 and Tiny Music kind of dropped the ball for me, after that I kind of left in search of greater pastures.
12 Bar Blues, was pretty great though.
No no, I like ADD also, but that is just some trivia.
Nothing new, artists have been doing it for ages.
Look at Vanilla Ice and Ice Ice Baby, blatantly ripped off Under Pressure and was called out, settled out of court.
You're telling me Sonic Youth doesn't have garbage?
but where's the proof though
I haven't heard that they stole any song before
Hey Miho, how goes it?
>crazy bread is best bread
Sanya Claimed, the best witch there is~
>No. I've already decided.
Very well then~
>It's been getting awfully hot over here as summer approaches. Absolutely disgusting.
It's pretty chilly here still, and probably will be for a while. But the cold atmosphere doesn't bother me.. it feels more like a friend.
>I'm content and today just got better.
Im happy to hear that, making someone else's days better makes me happy too!
I haven't got much planned for this week, i'll most likely go to the gym few times, go outside or just chat with people and lurk these threads.
>we should try chivalry at some point
Truly. Maybe some day this week could work? If you have any suggestions feel free to say them
>Bad Moon Rising
>Confusion is Sex
Hi Neo. I'll preorder the usual inferior people, chocolate or not, and inferior dolphins.
Welcome back, Ten. I've been busy cooking, so I don't know. Have to leave again for a bit.
Holy shit no way. You missed that? How?
Like last year, heroin.
-$7#6$6#[email protected][email protected]+#-#-hdhzh--°°¢°\°^5gshd
Alice in Chains is the best grunge band and if you don't think so you can suck my sick.
AiC > Mudhoney > Nirvana = Pearl Jam > Candlebox > SoundGarden > STP > Live > the rest.
I got cheese bread with my pizza
Being a lazy ass. I should be Ubering but im not.
I was tinking, do you need some help?
Alice in Chains is God tier but they do have trash. Also your list is fucked. Also Live came from Seattle?
Sanya is so tiny and cute. While Perrine is shit.
Who all is doing anything fun?
Is Sonic Youth grunge or new wave?
Upset about something?
Ok. Ok. So. I'm actually back. I have... Ice cream, and apple strudel, I smell good and Shaymin cards arrived. I'm back after my 1 week break. It was uneventful.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liquorice, mojito, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
Sorta new? I dunno if it still counts as new.
"Syndra Cream", with an added surprise.
Nuh-uh, Perrine is perfectly cute. She's even dating the second-best witch!
Perrine is perfect
>It's pretty chilly here still, and probably will be for a while
That sounds so good! I really loathe summer... And spring, for that matter. Fall is pretty good. Winter a best.
>lurk these threads
Yeah, me too. I'll have more time to write on the weekends as well as some RP. I've been practicing for you and I. That's the only reason why I'm involved with this current group.
>Maybe some day this week could work?
I know that it isn't too helpful, but I'll make sure to be free for whenever it works best for you.
Yours is the best one to bully.
Other than that, a complete shit. Piss off.
Sonic Highways sucked pretty hard.
The caramel FINALLY arrived. 10/10 would sell my soul again.
>Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets
You cheeky ol'
Then listen to this.
No one is going to disagree with you. They're so unoriginal and boring.
Ill take some Syndra cream (it shouldnt hurt me if its made of me right?)
also see >>680178533
Not sure, but it doesn't matter.
The Toadies are from Texas and can hold a candle to any grunge band.
Dave Grohl should have stopped with Nirvana.
I enjoyed Wasting Light and their debut record was pretty great.
Everything after was easily digestible, mediocre garbage.
>no one is going to disagree with you.
Well I guess I got my answer
Dinosaur Jr. is alright
Well, Syndra usually has liquorice. Is that OK with you?
>I see Yume has been replaced.
Y-You want to eat yourself...? Well, if you insist, I can give you two scoops of yourself. It shouldn't hurt you because it is you. But don't trust me. I'm a psychopathic murder that collects hair samples when I try to kill people.
AS for the help. Sure. Only if you wear that outfit everywhere you go.
A nu cheeki breeki i v damke friend. Double scoop of my Cheekiest Breekiest ice cream coming up.
Hey, uh, TenTen, you reached the 10k mark on RimSky yet?
WONDERFUL! I can send you another truck load if you finish yours any time soon.
Heh. Heheh. You wanna try some Syndra Cream? It tastes great, or so I've heard.
Oh, it's the sadistic barefoot woman who buys ice cream with blood money.
What can I do for ya?
Um, sure. Two scoops of chocolate dolphin coming up with some cute little dolphins thrown on top.
What genre of music are we discussing?
Nyet, not yet. Need more Nazi tech. 2 more Nazi tech GPUs should help
Im only taking it because of the....bug.
Make sure to give it some.
What about this outfit?
>Two scoops of chocolate dolphin
Sounds violent and delicious; I like it.
Still mostly afk right now.
Can I trade a friend's soul for even more icecream?
I don't think I've heard of that, and I listen to music that has been described as Thrash Grass
While Fran and I don't have any secret Nazi tech, we do have some Imperial Japanese tech, research from Unit 731 to be precise. Any buyers?
Yes, that will work just fine
Oh you're in for a treat.
Never thought I'd meet someone who does not like The Toadies.
Dating? Not sure what you mean by that but if you mean Eila like in that picture of yours i think you got the wrong witch. I don't see even the slightest connection between Perrine and Eila though but sure, Eila is the second best witch... And Sanya is the Best~
> Fall is pretty good. Winter a best.
Winter is really nice, fall and spring are kinda meh but still good and summer is something i don't hate but something i don't like either.
But yeah, winter is the best. Clearly.
>I've been practicing for you and I.
Practicing for me? Im honoured that you are ready to go through that just for me~ Thank you Flower. I probably need to try and get a bit better myself if you're putting effort into this kind of thing!
>but I'll make sure to be free for whenever it works best for you.
If your thursday or friday are free maybe then we could? Im pretty much free every evening (for me) this week.
I don't want damn excuses, I want pics of 10k FPS God damnit. Until then I refuse to serve "I don't care" at my fine establishment good day. Come back when you've reached the goal.
I've been out for over a week. I feel like I'm missing something. Has Yume been replaced by somebody else or...?
As for that outfit... Sure, it's cute, but it doesn't scream... "I sold my body to the psychopathic ice cream lady and now I have to work for her until I die." Try adding some more smiles and more ice cream to it. Could you make your orbs into ice cream balls, too?
Y'know I'm ridiculously tired and I didn't mean to type that. But whatever, I can give you two scoops of chocolate dolphins instead of ice cream.
Depends, who is this friend? Can they make ice cream? How to they feel about being tied up in a basement for months on end fed only ice cream until they're a mindless ice cream slut?
Uuh, alrighty. Although nobody ever orders liquorice anymore, two scoops of that stuff coming right up.
That's about as far as my russian goes.
Actually pretty good for being preformed by middle schoolers
fuck you tomoko was mine
Good to hear you have a sharp memory. Chocolate Peppermint will do... unmodified. I have a distaste for others messing around with something so pure.
>I'm watching you.
>mindless icecream slut
I think my friend might be perfect then, where should I address the box to?
Get Thrash grassed
мы сейчас говорим России ?
Good, you will enjoy it
Kazuki is trying at least.
But that's as far as they both will get.
Ill try getting some more ice cream related stuff later, this is all i got
Someone is a little blind!
that was an obvious mistake
We know that it was you
You would be like the 5th Tomoko poster.
(btw, I was the first in these threads)
Well shit, my knowledge of Russian goes as far as Cука блять, Нет, да and товарищ
I'm not lying what
Whoever said "time 2 fap" wasn't me I swear to god
You guys are triggering me
AHHH! I have that skin! Minus the ice cream, of course.
I see. So you're very much against either of them? I'm sure they'd make excellent wives and playthings. At this rate, you could start a harem.
W-Whatever you say boss. Two scoops of chocolate peppermint coming up. No toppings or nothing. I'll make sure to put it officially on the menu. Just keep the ye thing down, you'll scare the other customers off and after being shut for a week a lot of people have left.
Sweet! Mail them to
Neo's Dairy Kingdom
PO Box B812
Not so Great Britain.
Send them bound and gagged, please.
I mean I can say happy birthday too if that counts. I just need to know how to insult my team mates on SeeUs:GO so it's not too big of an issue for me.
Hey, glad to see you as well. How's life been treating you?
No problem. You should have a short red head girl in your mail soon.
GINKO! I haven't seen you in forever!
>I just need to know how to insult my team mates on SeeUs:GO
I see, so what does Убей себя mean?
Blind? I think you're just trying to project the precious relationship Sanya and Eila had in the series onto Perrine. I guess that's only fair though.. since Perrine couldn't get anyone anyways, except you it seems...
anybody missed me or did I missed anything?
Я знаю только основы но мы можете попробовать
>i only have the justicar skin
>with is the best in my opinion
Noone missed you, go away
Really, really mixed about this.
The production doesn't elevate the vocals at all and the guitar sounds toned down at points, or at least it does to me. Plus the trumpet don't really feel at all like they're there, I don't know, just not feeling it.
It sounds like it could be good, but just falls short of it.
You should really try ''Убей себя''
i have herd that its really good
IIRC it means something along the lines of kill yourself. My mum is fluent in Russian so I ask her for random phrases occasionally.
>a short red head girl
Ooohhh, sounds great. I'll send you videos of us (Neo and I) force feeding her our cream and listening to her beg for more. We fill our ice cream with horine so people get addicted and keep coming ba---
I said too much.
You sure you won't want a harem? If push comes to shove you could just send them to me and I'll make ice cream out of them.
I actually have Atlantean Syndra too... This was back when I bought every skin that looked mildly good. I look back and regret about 75% of my purchases now.
I've had a few different priorities and occupations that kept me from posting, and I'm afraid that it'll probably remain that way for quite a while.
Expect to see me maybe once a week.
Trying to figure that one out.
>Even more russian
Anon I don't think anyone understands Russian except you, I know a few words and so does neo anon.
Defidently, but some of there other work is pretty good. And so is Arroyo Deathmatch
I might have to leave in a few minutes, so if I disappear I'm probably not dead, probably
Ohhh we should play on the weekend and trashtalk some russians
>it means something along the lines of kill yourself
Oh, well at the very least I got new vocab for Russian.
I hope you like ditsy klutzes
Still nice to see you. What kinda job?
Tile patterns. I have erectile dysfunction.
can i send them right now?
извините, Я не говорю лондон
>Insert Russian text
Tie them up, stick them in a box, then send them to me, if you really want to get rid of them.
Hey Ascended one, didn't see you there. What kinda patterns get you off? How many folders do you have?
Oohh... Having her serve ice cream is going to be a bit of a problem. Being a mindle icecream slut doesn't cure you off being a bit of a klutz. I guess... I could keep her in the back for a while.
It's pronounced ubey sebya too. Just so you can shout it rather than type it. It's a fantastic phrase to have under your belt.
You were reasonably missed. I have ice cream for you. Definitely no raisins in it.
A girl's gotta make it somehow, right? You're such a sweetheart, but I know that's all just front. Thanks for the treat, dearie. You and I can get along well.
Not very comfortable talking about the work I do, sorry. Though that's largely remained the same.
I've found some other things to do in my free time, and I've been focusing on that.
Что ебать ты просто чертовски говорила обо мне, маленькая сука? Я тебе зкажу, я закончил вершину моего класса в ВДВ, и я принимал участие в многочисленных секретных рейдов на Аль-Каидой, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в парижском войны, и я сверху снайпер в целых российских вооруженных сил. Вы ничто для меня, но только другая цель. Я протрите тебе нахрен с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, запомните мои чертовы слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с того, что дерьмо для меня через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, ублюдок. Как мы говорим Я контактирую мой секретный сеть шпионов по всей России, и ваш IP-трассируется прямо сейчас, так что вам лучше подготовиться к шторму, козу. Шторм, который стирает жалкий небольшое вещь ты называеш твоя жизнь. Ты находишься чертовски мертвых, малыш.
MYNYA ZAVUT JERK CHEN
Я могу быть где угодно, в любое время, и я могу убить тебя в более семисот способами, и это только голыми руками. Я не только обучен приемам рукопашного боя, но у меня есть доступ ко всей арсенале Воздушно-десантные войска, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы вытереть задницу жалкий с лица континента, небольшое дерьма. Если бы только ты мог знать, что нечестивый возмездие ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был готов обрушить тебе, может быть, ты бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но ты не мог, ты не сделал, и теперь ты платишь цену, ты идиот проклятый. Я дерьмо ярость все над тобойи ты тонуть в нем. Ты находишься чертовски мертв, детка.
Alright, just give me a sec
>Shit ton of Russian
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I think that would work best. I'll be bit more busy on Friday and I probably won't be finished with that nonsense until around the time you sleep. That being said, could you do me a favor and tell me which timezone that you're in?
>Practicing for me? Im honoured that you are ready to go through that just for me
It-It's n-not that big of a deal...
It's just that I noticed that I made a couple of foolish errors last time and I wanted to make sure they got ironed out. It seems that they have, if they existed in the first place. I've gotten nothing but praise from the rest of them.
>I probably need to try and get a bit better myself
I think that you're fine, and I'm not just saying that. You have a pretty easy-going style to follow. But it can't hurt if you want to, of course. Especially if you find it enjoyable.
>since Perrine couldn't get anyone anyways, except you
Trash attracts trash.
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo!