What was the worst thing you did in your childhood?
Took a piss in the soap dispenser of the only toilet in the part of school. To my knowledge, nobody noticed.
I also stomped a jellyfish once, but in my defence I thought it was a plastic bag and that I was fighting pollution.
One time I flooded the school bathroom because I was a little autist as a child.
I broke into an empty house that was being done up and stole some nails n shit was about 9 at the time and sold them to get some chips my dad beat with a belt when he found out lol
I ran up $300 dollars in credit card debt on my father's card while he was deployed to Afghanistan. He was less than pleased.
I killed my abusive alcoholic fathers dog and pinned it on my neighbor getting him sent to prison as revenge for beating me everyday for 4 years.
I don't regret it.
I saw some cats stuck in a tree in my great aunts back garden, I filled my squirt gun and went at them hardcore. Had a great idea to replace water to boiling water, to avoid the pain they jumped out of the tree. I was like 6 or 7, nobody in my family seemed to care what I was doing in those 20 mins.
When I was little, I killed a chicken by accident by trying to bathe it.
It was a baby.
I was like 5 years old on the school playground and I got this really big rock, stood on top of the railing above the slide and dropped the rock on this girl's head while she was sliding.
Another time, I broke truck window while someone was in it. I was a stupid fucking autistic kid.
I used to try to have "sex" with my cousins. We were like 4-6 at the time. All we would do is sit in a blanket fort naked wondering what we were supposed to be doing.
The neighbor girl from across the street too
When I was 15 I fucked my 11 year old downstairs neighbor. Zero condom and one gallon of young teen cum directly into her pussy. She kept sniffling and whimpering for the duration of it, but to be fair she took it like a champ. She moved a couple months later and I never saw her again but I still feel like absolute shit for telling her I loved her and that we would get married just so I could get my dick wet.
Shooting birds and squirrels with my pellet gun comes to mind. Looking back I must've been fucked up to think that was entertaining.
I did that by mistake once by not disconnecting and going to school.
Came back home and saw that i had been connected all day, my parents were not that mad about it.
I had manually disabled the auto disconnect that would cut the connection after 30 minutes without traffic and had to enable it again or they would not let me use the modem.
I've done some weird shit like kill an owl with a BB gun, and put sugar in my dads BMW gas tank.
But the worst thing I've ever done was fuck my gfs mom at 17, have her get pregnant, and watch my daughter from my fiances mother be the flower girl at my wedding to marry her sister
I doubt it when I was 15 I had a girlfriend and some 11 year old had a crush on me and voiced it my girlfriend went nuts threatening to beat her up I could have fucked her behind my girlfriends back. I bet the 11 year old month because she got pregnant and wouldn't tell her parents who it was.
1.sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
•the crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild.
idk, stabbed someone in the eye with my metal spiked bracelet..
tbh, it was kinda funny. No regrets.
Then i am a genocidal maniac, i almost removed all fish from the local pond to the level that the municipality had to tell me to stop fishing there after they started putting carp into it to keep underwater vegetation down.
The year after i caught a huge pike in a lake on the other side of town and so my evil plan began, i got the pike stored in a drainage ditch where it could not escape and got a friend to help me move it to the pond next night.
Damn thing ate everything, fish, frogs, birds and small animals stupid enough to get close to the water.
So the municipality had to pay me to catch it and relocate it (Damn hippies didn't want to kill it).
Probably cost them a fair deal of money in dead carp and got a small "finders fee" for catching it and moving it back across town to another lake again.
>sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
That includes your grand parents, your aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and your cousins.
When I was in preschool, I broke this girl's Halloween bracelet and pretended that I didn't when it snapped. When I was in elementary school, I tried lying to the principal to get out of very minor trouble. It didn't work, and I got in worse trouble for lying than I would have for just being honest. When I was in my junior year of high school, I became obsessed with a girl and didn't leave her alone until she blocked my number and her and her friends made fun of me to get me to fuck off. Most recently, I continue to fuck around at college despite knowing how hard my dad works to pay for my being here. I just can't get myself to work hard for some reason.
>into doing me
My fault, grammar polizei.
I must admit I lied to you, guys. That boy was the son of my parents' friends, not my cousin. The magic of 4chan numbers gave me away though.
I found a mint condition black lotus in a dead friends binder and threw it in the garbage thinking it was a shitty card.
used a staplegun to staple a baby mouse to a tree stump by its feet, poured gas on it, and light it on fire
I also shot my cat in the head with a rifle but that was kind of necessary, it got mauled by something and was dying
I was 12
I stole legos from my 8 yr old cousin,
He has downs.
I deserve this. Looking back I was young and dumb.
Probably beat cats, cummed on some, stolen from stores / family, threw ice at special busses and lawyers buildings, stolen phone from friend, raced ricers, threw rocks at cars from buildings.. oh and pissed in a cup and left it on a table for some kid to drink.
>took can of expansion foam
>drew giant cock with it on classmates driveway in middle of night
>filled same classmates muffler full of foam
when i was 9 i traded 3 meh pokemon cards for a original shiny lugia. foolish kid
>>Broke into a house as a 12 year old, stole a couple of beers, puked my lungs out after 3.
>>Broke the CD of Diablo 2 LOD because my brother had snatched my entire account, was like 8 I think
>>Beat my sister up extremely bad because she was beating up my brother. I was 10, she was 12 and my brother was 14. He's really shy and doesn't do anything back whe he gets picked on. My sister was enjoying the pain she was inflicting upon him everytime she beat him, for years. Parents did nothing, got so sick of it I kinda destroyed her. Broke multiple teeth, 2 black eyes, bruises over her entire body, etc...
The beatings stopped, my sister started becoming normal again after turning into a total cunt and slut in her first year of highschool. Mission succeeded.
>>Pull the penis of my nephew, wanted to find out if it was as flexible as mine. Age of 6 or 7.
I totally forgot about it until he brought it up again a couple of weeks ago. We're 23 and 25 now. Was one of the more awkward moments I've had during a family dinner.
threw stones at car windows. broke about 3-4 windows in total. I still remember when I got caught. got chased by a big angry dude. I was fucking terrified lol
I think I was about 10 years old ish. It was a real dick move though. did it because of peer pressure.
I dunno. I was hyper as fuck until I hit my teens. I did a lot of mean and stupid shit. One that comes to mind was that when I was 3 or so, I ripped a bunch of the siding off of my grandmas oldest sister's house. Now my grandma was the youngest of 10 kids, and her sister was actually old enough to be her mother. Also, she married a man who was a bit older than her, when she was a teenager. They were together until he died, and from what everyone says they were truly in love with each other, and never argued and shit. When he died she kinda went off the deep-end, and never really got over it, so she was a bit loony anyway.
Don't worry though. Every adult around that day yelled at me and busted my ass for it. I'll say, I don't believe in hitting children, but in my case I deserved most of the spankings and back-handings I ever got. Today I'm not the least bit hyper either.
i used to make a guy i knew to steal fucking shit tons of yugioh cards for us and im talking those massive fuckin packs in the tins while i waited outside the store, he got caught and took home by police and his mom gave me all his cards cause she knew he stole them.
picked up a stray cat and threw it on the ground when it wouldnt let me pet it.
fukken h8 cats m8
or maybe its all the times i would cut lizards to pieces and put them back together with tape...i dont know. dont care either.
Went on a killing spree with a pellet gun to a local river... Killed every frog that was mating and maimed everything else... I must have killed over 50 frogs that day and several snakes.
That went on for the weekend. When i returned to the river the next friday all i could see were white bloated masses of decomposing frogs. Some still clenching the also dead female frogs. Made me feel bad.
> be me
> 15 years old
> decide to grab random girls butt tightly for whatever reason
> school lessons end
> im walking home
> i see qt schoolgirl
> i move closer towards her
> i grab her butt and feel her thoroughly
> it seems like she noticed
> i've just realized what i just did
> i might get arrested
> FUCK RUN
> runs onto other side of street
> gets almost hit by car
> paranoid as fuck runs to home
> does not leaves home for few days because scared of cops n' shit
when i was a little kid, after my first week in school i stealthly shat outside of the bathroom.
Dunno why, but i repeated the same process once in a year, until i left that place.
Last year my kiddo went to that same school, and i have to go there in a couple weeks. Cant Wait to smear my shit all over that place
destroyed car parts worth around one million 100000 dollars, and shit in the back seat of a buss
13yo me mom would go on her morning jogs, come back after like 2 hours outside dripping with sweat.
She strip off her wet work out clothes and jump into shower,
I'd sneak in and suck the wetness out of her panties and jerk off on her bed while she was in the shower like 10 feet away. Never got caught and did It for about 2 years till we moved, still jerk off thinking about it to this day.
>went into open church and pissed all over bathroom, soaking TP, floor, radiators, errything. did this a lot
>beat a squirrel to death with a stick
>stole stuff all the time.
>used comic sans and blink tags
>be bullied by ass-hat
>not tough enough to stand up to him
>lure his little brother to river instead
>kick him in
>watch him drown
>later that evening, police asking at door if anyone has seen kid
>mom asks me
>next day everyone is in shock that kid was found dead
>ass-hat starts crying like a pussy at school
>call him a faggot crying weakling and remind him that his little brother couldn't swim daily
>kills himself 6 years later
10 yo ice skating in frozen vacant lot. Asshole next door says we can't skate there. 8yo little sis knows owner and asks him if we can skate. He says sure no problem. We skate. Asshole next door says I told you no skating. Sis says you don't own it he does and he said we can skate. Asshole says we'll see about that. Next day come back and asshole spread gravel all over ice. Sis tells owner. Owner seriously pissed. Owner knocks on assholes door and yells at him tells him to flood lot or else. Come back next day and lot is refrozen.
Flash forward 4 months. Summertime. I piss in gallon milk jug with about 1" sour milk in bottom. Fill jug and let get nasty in summer heat. Sneak out of house 4am and run down street to assholes house. Pour piss in gas tank of his dump truck. Sneak back in house. Ride bike past assholes house at 730 am. Hey mister what's wrong with it? It won't run. What's it doing? It runs a couple seconds and dies. It sounds like water in the gas. My lawnmower did the same thing when it had water in the gas. Go away kid.
I go away. I collect weed seeds and spread all over his lawn.
6 months later asshole keeps bringing dog to house to piss on my dad's bush. Dad asks him to not do that 3 times. He tells dad fuck you. Dad says ok. He won't stop. Dad rigs bush with electric cord. Assholes dog starts Pissing. Dad plugs in cord. Both get zapped. Dad reels in cord quickly and goes out to see if asshole is ok. Asshole tells dad you shocked me. Dad says prove it. Fuck me? No, fuck you. I told you to have your dog piss elsewhere. Problem solved.
Stabbed a kid in the leg with safety scissors, which I guess aren't that safe (age 5). Egged someones house repeatedly because they annoyed me (age 8), shot animals with a pellet gun (ages 9 - 11), dug up information on someone who was creepy and ruined their lives with it (age 12).
Everyone still thought I was a good boy because I was polite and I respected my elders for the most part.