What was the worst thing you did in your childhood?
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What was the worst thing you did in your childhood?
>>680169508
fuck your momma
Cum all over the toilet seat
smoked enough weed to green out at 7yrs old. It kinda messed me up for life.
>>680169574
Dad I finally found you!!
>>680169508
>made a "rate my gf" post on 4chan
>but it wasn't really my gf
>it was just a picture of a girl from facebook
>im so lonely
>>680169793
No, I fucked her in the ass.
Once when I was about five years old I picked my nose and ate the booger.
I still feel bad about it.
>>680169508
Took a piss in the soap dispenser of the only toilet in the part of school. To my knowledge, nobody noticed.
I also stomped a jellyfish once, but in my defence I thought it was a plastic bag and that I was fighting pollution.
>>680170051
Ohh... Well was she good anon?
>>680169508
not study more.
set fire to the rain
One time I flooded the school bathroom because I was a little autist as a child.
>>680169508
I broke into an empty house that was being done up and stole some nails n shit was about 9 at the time and sold them to get some chips my dad beat with a belt when he found out lol
>>680170160
I don't know why I lol'd at the jellyfish.
Threw a baby chicken in an outhouse then dropped rocks on it because it wouldn't drown. I was an evil fucking child.
I ran up $300 dollars in credit card debt on my father's card while he was deployed to Afghanistan. He was less than pleased.
Set toads on the 3rd story apartment balcony then scare them so they jump off
>>680169508
Took a steaming shit in the urinal.
Pushed a special needs kid to his ass.
I was about 10 I broke into a house to steal popcorn.
>>680170470
Thats fucking funny
I killed my abusive alcoholic fathers dog and pinned it on my neighbor getting him sent to prison as revenge for beating me everyday for 4 years.
I don't regret it.
>>680169793
>>680169508
Costing the country more than a million dollar in repairs by having to cure me of cancer twice.
I'm fine today, but thanks Euro for free health care.
Fucked my sister and didn't call back then fucked here again.
>be 10
>throw stone through school window
>blame the tard in our class
>his family had to pay the damages
>zero fucks were given
Touched my sister....
>>680170699
You bastard. I am pregnant . LOOOVE ME
>>680170660
Your neighbor beat you? If not, you're an asshole and deserved the beatings.
I saw some cats stuck in a tree in my great aunts back garden, I filled my squirt gun and went at them hardcore. Had a great idea to replace water to boiling water, to avoid the pain they jumped out of the tree. I was like 6 or 7, nobody in my family seemed to care what I was doing in those 20 mins.
>>680169938
That was the worst thing you ever did? Lame!
When I was little, I killed a chicken by accident by trying to bathe it.
It was a baby.
13 yrs ago, 200£ habbo hotel phone bill. After dem creditz
>>680170699
>Fucked his sister - dubs
>>680170811
>she responded - dubs
>>680170733
>touched his sister - dubs
what the fuck is happening
>>680170638
kek
Did anyone run up a phone bill when you had to pay for dial up internet per minute? I know some that did.
>>680170922
you brute! kill yourself to rectify your mistake
>>680170864
He was just the one who had to take the fall so I could walk away. His life was almost over anyways.
I was like 5 years old on the school playground and I got this really big rock, stood on top of the railing above the slide and dropped the rock on this girl's head while she was sliding.
Another time, I broke truck window while someone was in it. I was a stupid fucking autistic kid.
>>680169508
I used to try to have "sex" with my cousins. We were like 4-6 at the time. All we would do is sit in a blanket fort naked wondering what we were supposed to be doing.
The neighbor girl from across the street too
>>680170727
I can beat this.
>I killed a fish
That's right, I took a life.
Kill geese when they nest because they won't fly away
When I was 15 I fucked my 11 year old downstairs neighbor. Zero condom and one gallon of young teen cum directly into her pussy. She kept sniffling and whimpering for the duration of it, but to be fair she took it like a champ. She moved a couple months later and I never saw her again but I still feel like absolute shit for telling her I loved her and that we would get married just so I could get my dick wet.
>>680169508
Shooting birds and squirrels with my pellet gun comes to mind. Looking back I must've been fucked up to think that was entertaining.
>>680169508
I remember when I was a little kid I randomly had the urge to flash my 1 inch dick to a girl in kindergarten. So I did
>>680171211
I suppose if he didn't have much else left incarceration isn't that bad.
Me and my friend(also neighbor) stoned a stray cat to death. I was about 9 or 10.
>>680171709
Did that 2 months ago.
>>680171185
I did that by mistake once by not disconnecting and going to school.
Came back home and saw that i had been connected all day, my parents were not that mad about it.
I had manually disabled the auto disconnect that would cut the connection after 30 minutes without traffic and had to enable it again or they would not let me use the modem.
>>680171607
Good!
>>680171617
"took it like a champ."
>>680171056
incest always gets dubs
>>680169508
Choose charmender
>>680169508
Accidental bullying.
>>680171752
He died in prison. Another inmate stabbed him for being a dog killer 3 months after he got in.
Such is life.
>>680172078
Accidental?
>>680171617
>I still feel like absolute shit for telling her I loved her
It sounds like you really do/did.
>>680172073
Always pick bulbasaur
>>680171617
I bet you're lying, but don't stop.
>>680172164
yeah accidentally forced weak lower grade boys to suck my dick a couple times
I've done some weird shit like kill an owl with a BB gun, and put sugar in my dads BMW gas tank.
But the worst thing I've ever done was fuck my gfs mom at 17, have her get pregnant, and watch my daughter from my fiances mother be the flower girl at my wedding to marry her sister
>>680169508
>Climbed into neighbors yard late at night
>didnt see dog was out
>it ran at me
>i shoved a stick down its throat and ran
>never saw the dog again so i think it died
>>680172164
Like if you think another kid stole your lunch so you start pushing him around any yelling at him, but he was innocent. It can happen.
>>680171644
I still do this at 27. But with my. 22 it's very entertaining to me. Good target practice too...
Wake up /b/
>>680172267
I doubt it when I was 15 I had a girlfriend and some 11 year old had a crush on me and voiced it my girlfriend went nuts threatening to beat her up I could have fucked her behind my girlfriends back. I bet the 11 year old month because she got pregnant and wouldn't tell her parents who it was.
>>680172267
What gave it away? The gallon of teen cum?
How to greentext? (¤ _¤)
>>680170660
this story has holes, why send a dead dog to prison
>>680169508
I killed a rabbit that was giving birth by throwing rocks at it then threw its body in one of the park's trash cans
>>680172241
ive matured and realised this is the best decision.. even though i love charizard
>>680172733
Cause the dog killed his neighbour
>>680172525
pffft yeah.
>>680172723
It's easy hold Ctrl + F4 when you're writing the text.
>>680172038
>incest always gets dubs
Let's give it a try. When I was 15, I tricked my 8yo cousin to do me a handjob.
>>680170660
>Feminism
>>680169574
3edgy5me
>>680172723
No greentext
>Greentext
Use > to start your paragraph to greentext it
I once stole another girl's chocolate bar and got caught
another time I broke a glass bottle on the street and someone shouted at me
>>680172954
>do me
How to Englando please?
>>680172884
punishing your abusive father by getting his dog sent to dog prison
>>680172954
Cousins technically don't count as incest
>>680173182
Yes they do.
>>680173182
First cousin does or maybe it's normal where you are in America.
>>680169508
fingered &/or fucked all
three of my ssiters
>>680173150
The dog tried to blackmail the local cat
I use Rageblade on Tristana in LoL
>>680173330
IT'S NOT NORMAL HERE IN AMERICA! THE ANON IS A FUCKING FREAK!
>>680173362
Keep it in the family bro!
>>680172649
Yup, the overall style. But you're quite good nonetheless.
>>680173436
Get camped bitch
>>680173330
Oxford definition.
1.sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
•the crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild.
idk, stabbed someone in the eye with my metal spiked bracelet..
tbh, it was kinda funny. No regrets.
>>680173567
Keep telling that to yourself while pounding your cousins you sick fuck!
>>680170343
What's the nail to chip conversion rate in your area?
>>680171857
What do they do when they see your 1 inch dick?
>>680171400
Then i am a genocidal maniac, i almost removed all fish from the local pond to the level that the municipality had to tell me to stop fishing there after they started putting carp into it to keep underwater vegetation down.
The year after i caught a huge pike in a lake on the other side of town and so my evil plan began, i got the pike stored in a drainage ditch where it could not escape and got a friend to help me move it to the pond next night.
Damn thing ate everything, fish, frogs, birds and small animals stupid enough to get close to the water.
So the municipality had to pay me to catch it and relocate it (Damn hippies didn't want to kill it).
Probably cost them a fair deal of money in dead carp and got a small "finders fee" for catching it and moving it back across town to another lake again.
>>680173567
>sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
That includes your grand parents, your aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews and your cousins.
>>680172369
I need to hear more of the second one
>>680173877
Got a pound for a box of nails at the time and baught a bag of chips
>>680172369
You fucked up piece of shit, how could you do that? Your poor dad.
When I was in preschool, I broke this girl's Halloween bracelet and pretended that I didn't when it snapped. When I was in elementary school, I tried lying to the principal to get out of very minor trouble. It didn't work, and I got in worse trouble for lying than I would have for just being honest. When I was in my junior year of high school, I became obsessed with a girl and didn't leave her alone until she blocked my number and her and her friends made fun of me to get me to fuck off. Most recently, I continue to fuck around at college despite knowing how hard my dad works to pay for my being here. I just can't get myself to work hard for some reason.
I killed jamie bulger.
I grew up
>>680173935
I killed that fish slowly with fireworks. It was way worse than what this Anon >>680170446 describes.
>>680174099
underrated post
nice dubs too
>>680173954
Laws are different in different places.
Here in Sweden it is perfectly legal to marry your cousins, weird enough as it sounds.
>>680171391
Hahahahaha thats hilarious
>>680174099
My hero!
>>680174062
Nice bait
>>680174445
So swedes marry cousins?
>>680174099
What the hell is a jamie bulger? A person, or...?
>>680174422
A post that's 2 minutes old and only has 3 posts after it can't be considered an "underrated post". If it goes ignored for sometime then it is.
>>680174667
google it /b/ro. I hate explaining jokes.
>>680174445
Holland too. There's few tests you have to take before you can have children, though.
>>680172241
>fire up Pokemon Diamond
>are you a boy or a girl
>boy
>choose your starting Pokemon
>Chimchar, Piplup, or Turtwig?
>Bulbasaur
>Did you mean Turtwig?
>no Bulbasaur
>>680173128
>into doing me
My fault, grammar polizei.
>>680173182
I must admit I lied to you, guys. That boy was the son of my parents' friends, not my cousin. The magic of 4chan numbers gave me away though.
>>680174929
Good job weed is legal there
>>680174995
Leaf green > all
>>680174615
No, not really. Anyone doing that is considered a weirdo and would never be taken serious ever again.
But it is legal.
>stole cash donations from a childrens cancer fund.
Still regret it
I found a mint condition black lotus in a dead friends binder and threw it in the garbage thinking it was a shitty card.
>>680175139
So you fuck cousins but no marriage, gotcha
>>680175165
IS THAT YOU CHRIS? Is that you motherfucker?!?
>>680172164
One kid was kind of retarded and started shit because he was mentally off... it ended up in a lawsuit that the parents sued the school for hundreds of thousands.
I sold 4chan to a jap.
Caused a miscarriage to a friend's mom.
>>680169508
I sold my little brother's NIntendo for about $20 of weed.
>>680175165
Yeah, you should prob kill yourself for that one.
That got me an FBI file and an FBI 'probation' officer or that I felt the worst about?
>>680169508
used a staplegun to staple a baby mouse to a tree stump by its feet, poured gas on it, and light it on fire
I also shot my cat in the head with a rifle but that was kind of necessary, it got mauled by something and was dying
>>680173408
why wasn't the cat sent to prison then
>>680170660
>likes anime
>got beat up
Am I the only one that sees a strong connection here
>>680175440
Fed squiggling baby mice to fire ants, burned a paper bag full of mice.
>>680175685
Cause cats are bitches
Bought a carcano and made history in 1963
>>680175165
You threw away away a power 9 card worth a small fortune?
I was 12
I stole legos from my 8 yr old cousin,
He has downs.
>>680175861
Kek
Burned down a national heritage site
was 11
did it with a fat mexican kid named francisco
>>680175656
>I also shot my cat in the head with a rifle but that was kind of necessary, it got mauled by something and was dying
Was that something you?
>>680169724
Cleaning up was such a pain.
>>680175333
>>680175608
>>680175903
I deserve this. Looking back I was young and dumb.
>>680175915
kek
>>680170421
So did I. It's always the stupid that gets me
Probably beat cats, cummed on some, stolen from stores / family, threw ice at special busses and lawyers buildings, stolen phone from friend, raced ricers, threw rocks at cars from buildings.. oh and pissed in a cup and left it on a table for some kid to drink.
>took can of expansion foam
>drew giant cock with it on classmates driveway in middle of night
>filled same classmates muffler full of foam
At like 8 years old I tricked my sister into seeing some old man naked. I think it fucked her up for life.
When i was 14 i dropped a baby bird into a fire ants hill. I shot the other 3 baby birds with bb guns.
I fucked my dog in the ass.
When asked why I did it I tried to pull that Blink-182 told me to do it.
>>680170922
I worked at a chicken farm when I was younger and decided to step on one of the chicks. To this day I don't know why I did it, I would rather hurt a person than an animal.
>>680169508
when i was 9 i traded 3 meh pokemon cards for a original shiny lugia. foolish kid
>>680173935
Even though we know it's a lie I feel like you're the kind of person who would put snakeheads into a river system just for the fuck of it.
>>680170660
You deserve them beatings for harming the dog...
I killed a village of people
>>Broke into a house as a 12 year old, stole a couple of beers, puked my lungs out after 3.
>>Broke the CD of Diablo 2 LOD because my brother had snatched my entire account, was like 8 I think
>>Beat my sister up extremely bad because she was beating up my brother. I was 10, she was 12 and my brother was 14. He's really shy and doesn't do anything back whe he gets picked on. My sister was enjoying the pain she was inflicting upon him everytime she beat him, for years. Parents did nothing, got so sick of it I kinda destroyed her. Broke multiple teeth, 2 black eyes, bruises over her entire body, etc...
The beatings stopped, my sister started becoming normal again after turning into a total cunt and slut in her first year of highschool. Mission succeeded.
>>Pull the penis of my nephew, wanted to find out if it was as flexible as mine. Age of 6 or 7.
I totally forgot about it until he brought it up again a couple of weeks ago. We're 23 and 25 now. Was one of the more awkward moments I've had during a family dinner.
>>680178583
In minecraft
>>680174445
...and sadly Canada
>>680176015
kek
I went to a day camp and at night my friend and I set the camp house on fire by accident. We were like 8 at the time. Completely got away with it too.
Smashed a squirrel with a decent sized rock
threw stones at car windows. broke about 3-4 windows in total. I still remember when I got caught. got chased by a big angry dude. I was fucking terrified lol
I think I was about 10 years old ish. It was a real dick move though. did it because of peer pressure.
>>680169508
I dunno. I was hyper as fuck until I hit my teens. I did a lot of mean and stupid shit. One that comes to mind was that when I was 3 or so, I ripped a bunch of the siding off of my grandmas oldest sister's house. Now my grandma was the youngest of 10 kids, and her sister was actually old enough to be her mother. Also, she married a man who was a bit older than her, when she was a teenager. They were together until he died, and from what everyone says they were truly in love with each other, and never argued and shit. When he died she kinda went off the deep-end, and never really got over it, so she was a bit loony anyway.
Don't worry though. Every adult around that day yelled at me and busted my ass for it. I'll say, I don't believe in hitting children, but in my case I deserved most of the spankings and back-handings I ever got. Today I'm not the least bit hyper either.
>>680170253
Watched it burn as I touched his face
>>680169508
i used to make a guy i knew to steal fucking shit tons of yugioh cards for us and im talking those massive fuckin packs in the tins while i waited outside the store, he got caught and took home by police and his mom gave me all his cards cause she knew he stole them.
>>680173118
You absolute mad man.
I bet you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth right?
>>680169508
picked up a stray cat and threw it on the ground when it wouldnt let me pet it.
fukken h8 cats m8
or maybe its all the times i would cut lizards to pieces and put them back together with tape...i dont know. dont care either.
>>680175689
"hurr durr dis is an animu board"
>>680169508
Rape
>>680169508
i stole books and some toys they had from chapters
Called a black kid at my school a nigger for accidentally breaking my headphones. Might seem tame to /b/, but I was really ashamed.
Went on a killing spree with a pellet gun to a local river... Killed every frog that was mating and maimed everything else... I must have killed over 50 frogs that day and several snakes.
That went on for the weekend. When i returned to the river the next friday all i could see were white bloated masses of decomposing frogs. Some still clenching the also dead female frogs. Made me feel bad.
>>680169508
I shot the sheriff. (But i didnt shot the deputy)
>>680172954
now that you spoke of it , it ceases to occur.
>>680179907
Hmm at 15 i fingered 13yo so probably too.
>>680172954
Define 'tricked' anon.
>>680175333
.... Sorry dude. Honest mistake
>>680179833
no, its not, you fucking illiterate nefag piece of shit. its an anonymous image board. fukken faggot
> be me
> 15 years old
> decide to grab random girls butt tightly for whatever reason
> school lessons end
> im walking home
> i see qt schoolgirl
> i move closer towards her
> i grab her butt and feel her thoroughly
> it seems like she noticed
> i've just realized what i just did
> i might get arrested
> FUCK RUN
> runs onto other side of street
> gets almost hit by car
> paranoid as fuck runs to home
> does not leaves home for few days because scared of cops n' shit
>>680180341
>Illiterate nefag
>>680169508
For something to be wrong I would haft to get in trouble, I never got guaght going anythin knotty
>>680173310
do you think..?
fuck.
When I was about 15 I melted a steal beam with jet fuel
Jet fuel melts steal beams
when i was a little kid, after my first week in school i stealthly shat outside of the bathroom.
Dunno why, but i repeated the same process once in a year, until i left that place.
Last year my kiddo went to that same school, and i have to go there in a couple weeks. Cant Wait to smear my shit all over that place
Exist.
Fingered my cousin whilst she was asleep
>>680180761
Op:hahahaah
>>680180761
Steel beams don't melt jet fuel
>>680180842
Impossible she would wake up
I genocided all ants in my yard when I was 12. I sprayed anthill with water and then kept hitting the remains with a showel. Same age my friend and I shot dozens of snails with bb guns.
>>680181231
Your a hero
>>680170660
You deserved the beatings. I praise your father.
>>680178227
Pike is a native species, i would never fuck up an ecosystem like that.
They were the ones putting an foreign invasive species in the pond to begin with.
destroyed car parts worth around one million 100000 dollars, and shit in the back seat of a buss
>>680180974
Damn
I thought they did :(
Well ima get back on ma plane and try again
>>680181486
100000 dollars*
>>680170733
I touched both my sisters
>>680180832
I'm watching ghost adventures right now kek
13yo me mom would go on her morning jogs, come back after like 2 hours outside dripping with sweat.
She strip off her wet work out clothes and jump into shower,
I'd sneak in and suck the wetness out of her panties and jerk off on her bed while she was in the shower like 10 feet away. Never got caught and did It for about 2 years till we moved, still jerk off thinking about it to this day.
>went into open church and pissed all over bathroom, soaking TP, floor, radiators, errything. did this a lot
>beat a squirrel to death with a stick
>stole stuff all the time.
>used comic sans and blink tags
>>680181949
Moar
>cousin used to have a dog when we both were 8
>I used to feed it chocolate when nobody was around since I thought the dog liked it
>well, he did
>well, he died
>never told anyone
>>680169508
Getting born.
>>680182084
>comic sans
trying too hard, fuck off.
>>680175165
orly?
>>680169508
Despite how edgy /b/ acts you guys are really innocent if these childhood stories are an indicator of your personalities.
>>680182755
hey we were young and didnt know any better
>>680179824
Cats are better people than people really. Dogs are too.
>>680169508
Kicked a girl in the cunt for annoying me
She was bleeding a lot afterwards
>be bullied by ass-hat
>not tough enough to stand up to him
>lure his little brother to river instead
>kick him in
>watch him drown
>run home
>later that evening, police asking at door if anyone has seen kid
>mom asks me
>nope.avi
>next day everyone is in shock that kid was found dead
>ass-hat starts crying like a pussy at school
>gain dominance
>call him a faggot crying weakling and remind him that his little brother couldn't swim daily
>kills himself 6 years later
>>680183559
>crying like a pussy
Kekd
Well done anon
>>680182490
Chocolate can kill humans too but we couldn't eat enough chocolate for it to kill us you would throw it up before then if you tried
>>680181231
I did the snail thing too
>itstillhurtsman.jpg
>>680180440
Holy shit we really are all /b/rothers, I've done most of this shit.
This story in particular is relevant to how I was 14 and achieved by first gf random ass grabbing
>>680183559
Bait!
10 yo ice skating in frozen vacant lot. Asshole next door says we can't skate there. 8yo little sis knows owner and asks him if we can skate. He says sure no problem. We skate. Asshole next door says I told you no skating. Sis says you don't own it he does and he said we can skate. Asshole says we'll see about that. Next day come back and asshole spread gravel all over ice. Sis tells owner. Owner seriously pissed. Owner knocks on assholes door and yells at him tells him to flood lot or else. Come back next day and lot is refrozen.
Flash forward 4 months. Summertime. I piss in gallon milk jug with about 1" sour milk in bottom. Fill jug and let get nasty in summer heat. Sneak out of house 4am and run down street to assholes house. Pour piss in gas tank of his dump truck. Sneak back in house. Ride bike past assholes house at 730 am. Hey mister what's wrong with it? It won't run. What's it doing? It runs a couple seconds and dies. It sounds like water in the gas. My lawnmower did the same thing when it had water in the gas. Go away kid.
I go away. I collect weed seeds and spread all over his lawn.
6 months later asshole keeps bringing dog to house to piss on my dad's bush. Dad asks him to not do that 3 times. He tells dad fuck you. Dad says ok. He won't stop. Dad rigs bush with electric cord. Assholes dog starts Pissing. Dad plugs in cord. Both get zapped. Dad reels in cord quickly and goes out to see if asshole is ok. Asshole tells dad you shocked me. Dad says prove it. Fuck me? No, fuck you. I told you to have your dog piss elsewhere. Problem solved.
>>680169508
Kys
>>680180793
Steel fuel doesn't melt jet beams
>>680184578
Children are brutal
>>680170660
They don't send people to prison for killing dogs, it is community service or fines.
>>680185996
Top Kek
Yeah okay we'll see in a few months
>>680186927
I don't see why we are like that when we are kids. Its fucking sucks cuz I still think about and I get depressed
Stabbed a kid in the leg with safety scissors, which I guess aren't that safe (age 5). Egged someones house repeatedly because they annoyed me (age 8), shot animals with a pellet gun (ages 9 - 11), dug up information on someone who was creepy and ruined their lives with it (age 12).
Everyone still thought I was a good boy because I was polite and I respected my elders for the most part.
>>680169508
peed in the sink
>>680170470
Wow please do that again and record it
>>680187768
Child's emotional life isnt fully developed. I wouldnt do shit like that now as 18 yrs old
>>680187952
Oh right I pissed on a grave once as well because I really had to go, mind you I was a little kid then like 4 or 5 and little kids don't really know better.
