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Faces of /b/
>>684563710
Hallo, Janni!
>>684563710
Leftist cunt
>>684565063
read Kant, cunt.
>>684565354
Kant was a niggerloving cuck why would I? Reading is for pretentious idiots anyway
Guy
alrighty
>>684563710
How it do
>>684565934
Your eyes are on different latitudes lol
>>684563710
gettin schwifty.
>>684567009
my head is tilted to the side, but good try
sup
>>684567055
Good beard
Good beer
Good man
>>684565934
Whats the deal with the trache scar?
>>684568051
I shot myself in the head with a .357 back in october and managed to live. Fucked up my jaw pretty good, so I had to get plastic surgery and have it wired shut for a good while, so they gave me a trache
>>684568277
why did you try to kill yourself?
>>684568900
why does anyone try to kill themselves?
>>684569071
There are many reasons, I wanted to hear his.
>>684569169
It's hard to explain man. I was just in a shitty situation on all fronts at the time. My family was treating me like shit, my girl just abandoned me out of nowhere, I was doing shitty in my first semester of college, so I just snapped and decided I didn't want to go on with a shitty existence. I got my dads gun, put it to my chin and pulled the trigger. I heard the shot, everything went dark, and I woke up in a hospital a week later with a headache, a lazy eye, and a fucked up tongue.
>>684569823
>fucked up tounge
is it still messed up? Pic if so.
>>684570198
Harry potter needs to cut back on all that fucking butterbeer.
>>684570133
it's just less functional. that happens when a bullet goes through it and there's a big chunk of useless scar tissue in the middle of it. I had to relearn to speak normally without a lisp and eat, along with whistling and shit, but it's alright now
Taken a few weeks ago.
>>684570705
german?
>>684566270
Thankfully, that isn't actually you
eyy
>>684568277
Show head scar from where you shot yourself with a .357mag
>>684572030
6.5
>>684572718
are you generally a happy person? be honest
>>684572824
entry wound or exit wound?
>>684572891
always, no reason to be down
>>684572985
Both, if you can. im really interested
Hey /b/.
blamp
>>684573130
>>684574155
Thats fuckin crazy
Any memory damage or do you feel like a different person?
>>684573370
Swede
>>684574563
nope. I remember everything perfectly fine besides when I was conscious for a few days before I actually booted up again. I'm pretty sure I'm the same guy though
>>684574644
German and Swiss, actually.
>>684574155
>>684574155
>>684574155
>>684574786
1. Do you regret shooting yourself?
2. Did you learn anything from it?
3. Do yo enjoy life more now?
>>684575578
nope
sure
I guess
>>684574786
Also did yo feel anything immediately after you shot yourself before you passed out?
> NEW RULE: DUBS MUST REPLY WITH A TIMESTAMP <
>>684568277
Was the shooting accidental or intentional?
>>684575802
I didn't feel a thing. Also I'm told I never passed out. I blacked out, but my family said that I just kept saying my tongue hurt
>>684576000
it was intentional
R8 me Faggots
ITT: Have fun competing with the dude who fucking shot himself in the head and lived.
>>684570198
your eyes scream "help"
>>684574155
pretty metal
>>684576479
pretty much. I didn't mean to take over the thread guys, my bad. I didn't bring it up myself, I swear.
>>684576669
its interesting. I never ask people questions because I dont give a fuck about people have to say, but this is interesting
>>684576851
well yeah, it's a pretty rare occasion that someone accomplishes the dumb shit I have
>>684567009
That is quite normal. Start thinking about it when you see people. Its fucked up! Almost nobody have their eyes on a straight line. Sorry, im not a native english speaker, i dont know what to call it.
>>684576090
What was the reason behind it? Are things awkward w/ your family now?
>>684577329
there's an explanation earlier in the thread. it's only awkward now when my dad gets all touchy about me possibly doing it again
>>684565934
Nice dorm room faggot.
>>684572030
Get a better haircut and lift. Right now 6 but have potential.
>>684569823
are you tongue and eye still fucked up?
>>684578564
Good smile/10.
>>684579445
5.5
>>684579445
Holy shit you look like a date rapist
>>684579755
School shooter/serial killer face and stare
>>684578564
I really, really, really like this image
>>684578713
Someone didn't go to college.
>>684579445
You look like Jonah Hill and Kevin James fucked and then tried to abort their unholy offspring, but you survived and here you are.
>>684563710
3/10
>>684580931
Jokes on you. I went to 2 colleges
>>684578564
there is literally nothing wrong with being a banana
>>684581849
shut up faggot
Hi
lotta white people.....
