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Maple syrup
Can I stay at your place after Trump takes power?
>>68485355
yes, we have maple syrup
>>684853442
why do you call it Canadian bacon when we all know its just ham?
>>684853601
sure
>>684853657
We don't call it Canadian bacon, you guys do! We call it Back Bacon, we have normal bacon too
>>684853601
Why don't you just get off your ass and vote, make your friends and family vote. That's what I did to get Harper out
>>684853601
Why would you do this. I'm stuck here with Justin Trudeau while you lucky fuckers have trump. Ungrateful cunt.
>>684853888
Harper was a great PM, this new weed man is half the pm his dad was
>>684854011
This is MY ama gtfo
>>684853806
oh....can i move in with you too? i have a game system...
>>684854338
Depends what console?
>>684853888
I've already had my chance to vote, and Clinton won my district. Now that Trump will is the sole Republican candidate and Clinton has all but won the nomination, Trump will most certainly win the election. So, to explain, it doesn't matter anymore. Trump will win, and I'll need a place to crash while I get set up in Canada.
Is it cold there?
>>684853601
I don't want you faggots coming in as an influx. Please no.
>>684853442
Tabarnak?
Tabarnak!
>>684854505
Bone-chillingly, but only in october-may
>>684854682
Hey this is my ama, he can chill if he wants.
Did you try the new maple iced capp from Tim Hortons?
>>684853442
Why do we keep allowing minorities to push us around?
http://globalnews.ca/news/1884548/ontario-boy-banned-from-attending-jewish-summer-camp/
why is Canada the greatest nation on earth?
>>684854818
It's great.
>>684853442
Why do you have such shitty healthcare?
>>684854011
Agreed Trudeau is scum of the earth. At least trump cares about his country
>>684853442
Do you hate french canadians?
>>684854858
>Free health care
>No trump
>No cancerous celeberitys
>Way nicer people on average
>Timmys
>Maple syrup
To name a few
>>684853442
whereabouts is canada in relation to bhutan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler
>>684854429
well if im feeling ballsy i can steal my brothers wii u, other then that i got a 360 and a 3ds...plus my computer
>>684854961
You mean free
>>684855091
Their alright, trudeau is an exceeption
>>684854961
Not OP, but i wouldn't call it shitty. Yea you have to wait a lot but it's not expensive enough to make you wish you'd just die instead of getting treatment for a snake bite
>>684854961
we dont, its free
>>684854079
Also agreed. All the negatives were unproven but positives are still seen (5% gst). And the whole senator thing was found not guilty.
>>684854686
you are now officially Canadian
>>684855116
>no cancerous celebrities
Justin.Bieber
>>684855348
He needs to take a blood oath first
>>684855116
>No cancerous celeberitys
Explain drake and justin bieber
>>684855412
That live here*
>>684854825
Pfft. Just can't make those Jews happy. At first the Germans were like: "Look! We built you guys camps!" And the Jews were all sad and shit. Now they love having their own camps. Go figure.
>>684854858
Not. As a Canadian we can improve on alot. We have many things going for us but we need a leader with balls, not a pot smoking drama teacher.
>>684855487
please don't send em back either. They are all muricas problem now.
>>68485554
100% correct sir
Canada is pretty cool OP main things I like:
>Nicer people
>Food
>Smaller population
>Black people outside of Toronto are actually cool from my experience (Must be since alot are carribean)
>Raptors
>French Canadian pussy
>No real divisiveness
>>684855548
Traitor
>>684855435
Is it OK if I just pinky swear that Neil Young is pretty cool?
>>684854079
Yeah le weed man is shit tier, but what are you gunna do man... Harper would have been just as trash if elected again imo. At some point you need to switch shit up
>>684855547
My thoughts exactly. I figured they'd be a bit concerned with an all new camp after the last time.
>>684855678
Gotta love that maple pussy
>>684855741
heck yeah
>>684855702
Blindly following a hippy is not the way to make Canada better
Deadpool guy is cool eh?
>>684855957
but we all fucking do
>>684855678
No division? Except East vs West. And Quebec vs Canada
>>684856077
Speak for yourself. I'm surprised he made it out of Alberta alive.
>>684855678
Toronto blacks are the cancer of Canadian society, they actually complain about slavery even tho none of them are from Nova Scotia or even decedents of loyalists. Majority are all from the West Indies.
>>684856158
>quebec vs canada
sad but true
>>684856057
He's from Regina. It rhymes with fun
>>684856310
i voted against him
Once Trump is the President, are you prepared for the influx of muslims?
>>684856158
>>684856385
And the famous Alberta vs Ontario cock waiving contest
>>684856158
or native vs white
Cucks of the world, right behind Sweden in their love of mudslimes. Behold Canadistan, which is where all the Arabs will flock when trumpalump bans the bastards. Historically they're also cucks intaking Le freed/runaway slaves a long time ago. Traitors
Why is Hamilton shit on so much. Is Toronto a lot better?
>>684856562
hey, germany's still ok.
is living in Canada like living in an episode of Heartland? if so, may I please pork the girl? please and thank you.
>>684856477
Good. Are you the one easterner that didn't?
Why isn't Corner Gas on 24/7?
>>684856738
>pork
too many muslims
>>684856608
Kek. Gotta love those shit hole reserves that we pay for and they destroy.
>>684856725
Hamilton is so shit because it is an industry town and all the industry packed up and fucked off.
>>684853442
Do u ride the moose or does the moose just ride u faggot?
>>684856158
Nah I meant in a more community sense.
>>684856311
Which is why I said outside of Toronto though. Too close to the border so they'll behave similarly to their American counterparts. But usually from my own experience, the further from the border you go, the nicer they get.
>>684857048
The moose rides me
>>684856932
Damn. Are there really a lot of Muslims in Canada now?
I live in montreal and I have to say this is a great city to be raised in and live.
European influence has made this city unique and beautiful.
You also won't find a higher concentration of hotter chicks than in montreal.
Trudeau > Trump
Ama
>>684857084
You mean like the old ladies that yell at houses when the grass hasn't been cut in 3 days?
>>684856940
I would much rather pay for them, you know after all that residential school business and what not. Then pay for fucking ignorant ass immigrants that come here for welfare and fucking a free ride.
>>684857084
i know you did, i was just venting my frustrations anon.
>>684857190
yeah, and for some reason in Calgary specifically there is a shit ton of vietnamese folk
>>684857190
Well our shit prime minister let 25k of the fucks in and gave them each 30k of tax dollars
>>684853442
What province you from im canadian too
Do you like this gif I made?
>>684857498
calgary, alberta
>>684857415
Don't forget honcouver. Formerly Vancouver.
>>684857190
i thinks its about 3.2% the population. About 1.2 million practicing Muslims in Canada please correct me if i am wrong on these numbers.
>>684857519
Thats basically parliment nowadays
This too.
>>684857551
Vorg?
>>684857620
nope thats about right
>>684856311
The Caribbean had slaves
>>684857270
Fuck of frenchy. You're not welcome here
>>684857551
403 Reppin.
>>684857519
>>684857661
GG anon.
>>684857683
huh?
>>684857300
True. But I'd rather them stand on their own feet and get a job.
>>684856943
What's the city going to turn into if there's really no industry left... I want to leave this shithole, where do I go
>>684857498
>>684857551
Sweet I'm near Edmonton
>>684857796
>metal fires
>>684857769
yes they did anon but most of them came here in the 70's. most of their kids are 2nd or 3rd gen by now. With also fresh of the boat Jamaicans and Barbadians, Guyanese and trini people landing here everyday.
>>684857862
nvm thought you were my faget friend from calgary. Sorry
You like SDK?
I'm at QEW and Winston Churchill, Can you give me a ride Home?
>>684853442
watch ice hockey? how the fuck did you guys lose 0-4 to finland?
>>684857941
I do not disagree, but at least they are actually Canadian. That is the point i am trying to make but i do not disagree at all with you.
>>684858173
its ok anon, I can still be your friend
>>684853442
I have gotten 2 OWIs (operating while intoxicated) in the last 5 years.
If I drive or ride as a passenger to the Canadian border will they let me enter. I have heard they will send you away for that.
If they do send me away I assume I can still fly into Canada. I am from the lower peninsula in Michigan
>>684858196
Lethbridge?
>>684853442
Eh?
>>684856940
Natives were the victims of a genocide. Learn2history.
The government gave them land but made laws that make it difficult to leave the reserves unless they have a lot of money (which the government has limited unless you're in the tobacco industry -a government forced stereotype).
Basically natives in Canada have less opportunity to become successful and the government has made it too hard to make them leave.
The one near montreal is one of the ncest in Canada but due to laws and generations of brainwashing, the people there are afraid to leave thus enforcing all the stereotypes that are on them.
>>684858233
>play ice hockey,
idk team canada is shit right now
Who 519?
>>684858297
I agree with you also. They deserve to be here more than any mudslime.
>>684858405
sure it is. all fucking nhl stars
>>684857270
enjoy your austerity
>>684858085
you better hope Trudeau legalizes Mary Jane then you can get a job at a dispensary.
>I want to leave this shithole, where do I go
Some where out west, Ontario is mostly manufacturing and industry.
>>684857788
Do you know anything about Canada?
Not all of Quebec is French...
Are there alot of Muslims in Calgary right now? I want to go to University there but want to live at the same time.
>>684858233
Honestly the world cup is a very dulled version of the Olympics that nobody really cares for. Anyone in it now is here because they didn't make the playoffs and have no family life.
No, Left of the Bridge!
>>684858404
Also the reason they are on the rez is because the Indian act.
>>684858694
Its one or the other.
jk its fine, but there is a lot of colour in the streets
>>684858404
Most of them died from small pox. If you didn't know there was practically no contact between America and Europe prior to the arrival.
That is over 10,000 years of natural developed immunities in the whites who also have medicine so there is that too.
>>684858307
Yeah man? You getting Overwatch?
>>684858404
You're good and brainwashed arn't you.
>less opportunity
Native mobile help centre, 25k on your 18tg birthday, unrestricted hunting, free post secondary school, free housing, monthly cheque.
Yeah real hard done by.
PATRICK KANE IS BETTER THAN CROSBY
>>684858935
maybe after the dust settles, I still have too many hats in tf2 to start another game like that
>>684858599
Anyone who lives in Quebec is automatically a peice of crap
>>684858138
Can confirm I'm 3rd gen Canadian-Barbadian. Rhymes well
>>684858945
Dude, you do know that all natives (Save a select few) are basically inbred by now right? They are fucking stupid. It matters not however much we give them. They are a broken people.
>>684859288
I'd personally say barbarian. It sounds more badass
>>684859119
Ah shit..
>>684858817
Colour thing is not really a problem for me since I'm half black half Asian anyway. Thanks for the info /b/ro!
>>684855412
he was a cute kid and kind while we had him. America did that to him...dont blame us!
>>684859338
Like Chief smokey says. "Only you can prevent fucking your cousin"
>>684858945
isolated from the rest of "our" society though, yes they have a lot of help. Even in terms of the courts there is certain things your guaranteed from being First nations. But how many jobs do you think there are in but fuck no where in the stick or in the tundra of the arctic?
>Why i'm glad to be in Canada
>>684859439
LMAO anon, I'm going with that now.
>>684856932
As someone who lives in Canada, I've never understood this. I've met maybe 3 or 4 muslims in my 23 years of life and they've all been pretty cool.
If anything there's WAY too many asians. I mean fuck there's a whole subsection in Montreal dedicated to them
>>684860618
Agree'd but the Asians are pretty tight at least. I've never met any meanies.
>>684859856
Not quite they alienate themselves. They can leave the res anytime they want. Nobody is making them stay. But that means they need to get a job and be productive. Oh the horror
>>684860618
chineese and Poo in loos are the largest "visible minority" groups.
Can I bum a dart?
>>684854818
WHAT? Why have I not heard of this? I'll have to head into town and pick one up
>>684860735
Yeah they're all pretty cool. They even change their name to easy to say names like Dave or bill to fit in easier. That's a win in my book
>>684860773
I think cultural differences do not make that any easier but i am not disagreeing with you there are some who choose that lifestyle.
>>684860735
Toronto chinks are fucking rude, I have seen them spit on dollarama floors and shit. Because the clerk could not understand them.
>>684860735
Oh, me neither, pretty much every Asian I've met has been pretty cool but it's just such a strange thing that I see it constantly whenever Canada is mentioned.
>>684855216
Last time i went to the hospital i had to wait maybe 5 minutes. The trick is to bleed as much as you can, wherever you can while in triage. Had them frantically begging me to apply pressure to the wound. I don't like waiting
>>684861204
>I see it constantly whenever Canada is mentioned.
When China took over Hong Kong many people left. Most of them went to other Commonwealth countries, like Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
They were economic migrants, not refugees, so they were treated differently. They also had to prove to be of some benefit to the accepting country; bring investment money, business or tech skills etc.
They also tend to stick together. They take over whole suburbs. Just like other emigre communities did when they arrived. Eventually they'll be absorbed.
>>684858881
There was still a genocide...
>>684859206
According to who? A single ignorant anon
>>684858945
Ignorance and generalization
>>684853888
nice hair tho
>>684856923
Brent butt decided to end it
>>684863104
Oh, I worded my sentence wrong earlier, I meant I see more Asians than Muslims(As mentioned I've only met 3 or 4 if you don't count taxi drivers, though most are Paki) so I never understood why Canada = Muslim country.
Fort McMurray checking in.
is your milk in bags?
Explain this?
>>684865228
They are coloured pencils in USA?
>>684865493
we also call soda just pop
>>684853442
Do you like this, Canadian? Eh?
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684865731
Indeed, soda doesn't sound near as appetising
>>684865228
Almost all pencils are coloured, this one is mostly blue
>>684866289
also, we say eh instead of huh.
>>684853442
>>684857551
Is circumcision practiced in canada?
>>684866474
I am cut, yes
>>684866474
Yes, but a little less so than in the states. Uncut Canadian here
>>684866372
I can't imagine that Americans don't say 'eh?'. Feels more natural than huh
>>684866986
uncut fag here also
>>684863662
Faggot paki detected
>>684866986
>>684867065
>>684866986
What province you guys from?
>>684866729
Born in Toronto, living in Oshawa, ont currently
>>684867478
>>684867478
Uncut ontariofag here.
>>684867478
SK. I actually live in the States, but I go back to visit yearly.
>>684867018
They don't. Except usually as sarcasm. "Oh, you DID, eh?" Typically older people. It's not the same usage for sure. Canadians tend to add it on as cushioning for questions in general, statements too.
>>684853442
>a fucking leaf
DUDE
>>684868287
fek yeah proud of the maple
fuck off star spangled faggot
twinkle twinkle little nigger
>>684868287
WEED
>>684869136
Chill the fuck out maple nigger
>>684868287
Better than a variation of red, white and blue that so many countries use. Way to stand out.
>>684869136
>proud of the maple
fuck off
>>684869922
get rid of that fucking union jack thoo.
>>684868090
In my experience it is used to request the audience's input or to use a statement as a question
>>684870063
chink detected
>>684870126
have fun paying for the queens visits with your tax dollars. Because you can't let your British identity go Nigel.
>>684869778
The borders represent the pacific and Atlantic oceans that border us, stained red by the blood of our enemies.
God save the queen
>>684870319
money paid to the monarchy amounts to less than a toonie per year buddy
now git you fucking traitorous republican
>>684870319
If your Canadian, you're paying for them too you dumb nigger
>>684870523
if i had it my way I or any other would not pay anything at all. Plus make the head of state an actual citizen. Go lick prince Charles crusty old sack. Enjoying him being your new king when his crusty old mother dies off.
>>684870533
>your
>>684870533
noo shit thanks for that insightful information.
>>684870879
if you hate the fucking royal family then why the fuck are you in canada already
do us all a favour and move to the states
>>684871148
The revolution is coming and we will be a constitutional republic.
>>684853888
Holy shit. You single handedly got Harper out? How did you do it? Do you have millions of "friends and family"? If so, what are you doing on /b/?
>>684869778
The Canadian flag should be red white and blue too but the liberals coloured the oceans red because liberals
>>684871251
no reasonable person is going to revolt over a inoffensive and unobtrusive institution like the crown
>>684855116
>Less cancerous celebrities
Fixed your post for you, anon.
>>684871468
>a inoffensive
an hero
>>684871468
Right wings and neo conservatives who love the Republican party will. that is majority of the Conservative part of Canada.
>>684854818
Its such a money grab /b/ro!! Its a loonie more than the original ice cap. And you can add maple into the original ice cap for 50 cents!!
>>684871672
Party*
>>684855116
>>No cancerous celeberitys
Wait until after Trump gets elected!
>>Free health care
Not free, you pay for it with every paycheque, and every purchase you make.
