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>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>684854852
Just found out how to change my policies on stuff like this, was in the policies tab of the government section who would have thought, I can enslave all xenos and they will not be allowed to breed, so none of those slave rebellions and whatever species I enslave is guarantied to die out within a generation or two.
>>684855935
Sorry I sounded like a dick in that post I was saying it in a friendly manner not a rude one!
Love you Fran
Britfag Maki lurk
>>684856097
kagami claimed!!
>megumin's a top cutie!!
>>684856117
What's your name?
>>684856278
I'm just surprised, don't worry
Yeah, I don't like being here as much as I used to.
I'm gonna go away for a while.
>>684856403
the love box this new patch is a lot to stomach though
whoever said "don't put your dick in crazy" has obviously never put his dick in crazy.
Obligatory claim.
>>684856300
>pat
>>684856247
Kek, amazing. Gotta love human superiority or whatever race you are.
>>684856396
>pushes cards over
>>684856486
Alright, Tats. See you when you decide to hang around again.
>>684856486
See you Tats.
>Kyouko
Claimed
>>684856520
Taric seems good, and supporting hasn't seemed to have changed much.
Though I've only played two games recently
>>684856486
I've considered it
>>684856486
See ya later
>>684856638
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>>684856989
don't go away fran!!!
>>684856638
>or whatever race you are.
Humans.
Only.
Ever.
>>684854061
You did get them at one point, but we trips'd them back. Or was it quads? I remember it happening.
I feel like shit. Was probably the dirty bird (KFC) last night.
Rory claimed
>>684856403
Alrighty! I tend to overthink and react to things
>>684856097
best girl claimed!
>>684856520
Tomoko!!
>>684855564
Rikka how dare you challenge the Queen of the OEWW!
>unless you are a different Rikka
>>684856989
>tfw everyone plays NA and I'm the only EUW scrub
>>684857125
Their planet sucks
I think I just smelled copper for a brief second.
>Let's just see what happens
>>684857001
>pushes into bush.
>>684857125
Good man.
>>684857111
I'll stay
>>684857145
I may also do that
>>684857243
I'm sorry, but I cant hear you over my freedom!
>>684856989
He looks pretty good and from what ive played the water dragon is a little OP
>>684857208
hello
>>684857440
>
But do you have the freedom to play on EUW server? I think not
>>684857531
>
>>684857414
I see you Galko
>>684857605
>
Yuuki claimed. Slowly dying from allergies. How's everyone?
>>684857605
I have the freedom to have guns and hamburgers!
>>684857593
Also seems important, my friend who is easing me back into it said that
CLAIMED
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>>684857208
There is only one and only Rikka and yes yes she is challenging her queen!
>>684857440
Especially over the internet, I cant judge that well over a computer heh
>>684857764
Good job.
>>684857834
>pushes into hedge
>>684857895
>slowly dying from allergies
I know that feel bro
>>684857665
Who is this?
>I'm not here
>>684858013
you!!!
>>684858013
Homu!
>>684857895
Doing good.
>Slowly dying from allergies.
I know that feeling, thankfully not dying yet.
>>684858151
Me! A very weird person.
>>684857939
yeah drag is pretty strong that and malazhar
>>684858075
>You think it was Rory, BUT IT WAS ME
Rory. What up.
>>684857593
what are you guys tryin to play?
>>684857967
but you were my most loyal subject!
>insert star wars episode 3 reference i'm too lazy to write
Oh boy, the feeling of my heart aching. That means it's time for me to leave. I plan on seeing you guys later. Bye.
>>684858328
the best kind of weird!!! how was the cake??
also hi!!!!
>>684857968
>typical day of school
>>684857967
Well yeah, English phrases can mean all sorts of different things depending in how you say it, none of which are easy to convey over text
>>684858369
Fuck new malz
>>684858418
Hi Rory.
>>684858479
Good luck.
>>684858418
That's some fucking serious magic-skirting bullshit right there.
>>684858479
See you later, buddy.
>>684858529
>pushes on bench
>>684858479
see you!! hope everything turns out good!!!
>>684858293
Only 4 minutes left for our daily hug.
>you missed yours
>>684858491
Usual birthday cake, which is great. But I left them a bit after dinner... I get bored of normie stuff quickly.
>>684858436
just talking about League of Legends
>>684858550
yeah and why does everything give CDR now
>>684858798
hahaha well i hope you had two slices!!! im glad your back though!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_fhMcMj050
>>684858021
>>684858293
It's odd too because I usually don't get allergies this late into the year.
>>684858550
Return of the AD Malz!
>SHIFT AL MANI
In other news, dont eat late night KFC, kids. Youll regret it in the morning.
>>684858970
Because CDR is the new meta.
>>684857939
That was the most 'Murica thing you could've said, congrats
>>684858479
RIP Shiro
>>684858491
>Excessive use of punctuation marks
Hi Kagami
>>684858369
Ocean dragon is broken, once you get it no one ever has to go base except to buy items. New malz can solo that dragon at level 3, says enough. RNG is also super broken, I've always had the same 3 dragons in a row, but that might just be my luck
>>684858798
Here you go!
>>684859130
Eh, happens sometimes.
>>684858726
>accepts the reality of life
claimed
>>684858436
I was and I still am but the fact still remains that rei is the best! And I cant shake that feeling!
>>684858550
Your so smart Fran <3
>>684859260
that's me....i guess i get over excited with the punctuation, how are you akiko?!
>>684858479
Oh shit, shops you feel better bro!
>>684858970
>Why does everything give cancer now
Fixed it for you
>>684859166
Do you need surgery?
>>684859260
We just have to add some beatings to the blacks
Killula
>>684859324
>pushes into fantasy
>>684859166
I dont like it
>>684859260
Yeah it also sucks to be adc 2
>>684859533
rito plz fix it
>>684859533
No, my body is super efficient. Just need to crap that shit out.
>>684858612
>magic skirt this
>>684859007
Just one, it wasn't that big and I was already full from pizza.
>>684859302
Aight, I will take it! Hows life?
Hey everyone~
Yeah. I'm still alive.
Had no Internet for some Days, and now my Internet is lagging like hell (literally 0.5Mbit/s. I made a speedtest)
>>684859469
but like why?
>she isn't even a tsun
>>684859864
ah i stopped playing LoL a while ago
>>684859166
For those who don't get the reference
https://youtu.be/J36ccUR-eqc
Warmogs with cdr
>Mundo approved
Zhonya with cdr
>fiddle approved
>>684859260
I'm good but busy. 2 days left to finish my prototype game demo so I gotta cut corners and skip sleep and all those things
>>684859533
>checked and kek'd
https://youtu.be/eu6ioKjZsGU
Megumin claimed~
>>684859852
There's only one way to dream forever
>>684860000
oh boy here we go
>>684859981
Can't complain, it's the usual but it's good, what about you?
>>684859988
Hello, I know how it feels to have slow internet, had to live with that for 7 years.
>>684859260
>>684860302
Cheer up, anon.
You seem like a good person.
>>684859469
This must be what a ship feels like
>>684859864
You ADC? Do you need a support?
>>684859921
Yay poop!
>>684860000
Quads confirm fourth Reich, race war now
>>684860110
Hi
Ako has returned!
>>684860110
hey megumin!!! how are you???
>>684860372
I lived with such an Internet for 4 years. I don't want any longer
>>684860302
Pfft, having you exist is a dream. Stick around, man.
>>684859993
Exactly she is so soft an slow and mysterious I love it!
>>684860110
We fucked em up. Megumin is a king of Uncharted MP
>>684860563
Is it a good feeling??
>>684860000
Of course I get quads when I fail at responding to >>684859488
>>684859864
It's only fun when you play kog'maw or jhin. All other adc's are obsolete at this point
>>684860456
Now I realize that something was missing
>fukken saved
>>684860563
You'd better watch that video and tell me what the inaccuracy is
>>684860463
It's all a facade
>>684860650
Existence is an existential nightmare to which there is only 1 escape.
>>684860563
Heya Fran~ How are you today~?
>>684860609
Who are you again?...
>jk
What's up Kagami~?
>>684860700
We fucked em up good! Couldn't have done it without ya~
>>684856097
pic retarded
>>684860372
kek at this gif. Went to a birthday, it was nice but I got bored of it and came back to the batcave.
>how it feels to have slow internet
Never had to complain much about speed but I had tons and tons of stability problems.
hello?
>>684860740
>>684860700
but that is because she is like not socialized and has had her soul recycled a couple times
>>684859993
yeah i only really play it with other people nowadays
>>684860563
i usually fill so whatever needs playing ill play
>>684860740
love jhin he is so fun
>>684860814
Life sucks, instead of dropping out. Take a sick day.
>>684860814
It isn't, you've got to be a great guy.
I hope your day is going well.
>ignored
>I should just go
>>684857254
Yeah it does, which is why I'm playing as the humans who left Earth in one of the 'Arc' ships to find a new and better home.
>>684857275
You know it.
>>684861092
I'm sick everyday. Or at least never well....
>>684861110
I hope your day is going great as well nice anon.
>>684860974
Found my new claiming pic
>>684861020
nice meme
Jhin is my go-to guy if I have to play adc
That fourth auto attack always feels so overpowered but he still feels balanced somehow
>>684861257
>noticed
Don't wallow in self-pity like that
>>684861257
>noticed
How are ya~?
>>684861020
i used to main support Sona because i am garbage
>>684861224
>>684861342
I tend to do that.
>>684861345
Down.
>>684860700
Happiness
>>684860740
Yeah, the problem is that they do commit more crime, but then the police go a bit overboard
>>684860853
Just slowly dying
>>684861020
Mostly support and top for me, though I can ADC
>>684861290
I'm going to come to Virginia, or wherever you actually live, and protect your smile.
>>684860853
Awww youre the real MVP, teamwork was the key though
>>684861005
But she just needs people to show her that stuff, she will eventually learn!
>>684861516
Warmth!
>>684861224
>hey shizuru how are you.jpg
im still here
>>684861495
And why are you down?
>>684861516
Aren't we all~?
>>684861739
That was my first time playing online at this game~ You made it awesome for me!
>>684861893
Hey, me too.
>>684861893
My nigga.
>so am I
>>684861342
love the ult on him
>>684861369
nah sona is fine. I dont really like playing support all to much
>>684861516
I can respect that i like jg and mid most. I dont like playing support all to much but im fine with playing it
Still here, feeling like shit.
>its funny because poop
>>684861631
A guard-post should not stand before a broken kingdom.
>>684861739
if by learn you mean become so powerful she transcends time and space then you may be right
>QueenAsuka
>>684860853
o-oh....
>i don't want to bring this up, but i braved the swirling vortexes of hell for you
>>684861893
>>684862225
see the only thing i am comfortable enough playing is support because I am just garbage
>my general mood today after sleeping till 1730
>>684861224
Oh, almost missed you
>>684861739
Yay!
>>684861943
A bit depressed
>>684862225
I like being a tank, and I generally ply the support class in most games
>>684861282
Or do I?
>suspicious hands
>>684861290
Take some advil.
>pushes into pharmacy
>>684861893
And glad you are, Mugi.
>>684862237
Looking beautiful though.
>>684856097
Op girl is such a letdown, no waifu material at all
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684861943
No idea.
>>684862263
Too bad, its gonna happen and you're gonna enjoy it.
>>684862565
Your lewd.
>>684856097
who is she?
>>684861290
It is, thank you.
But you seem to be feeling down, sorry about that.
>>684862565
I'll be sure to get enough drugs for the job...
>>684862733
My past interactions with others make this unlikely.
I-i-it's best this way...
>>684862476
you need to branch out man get better as you go
>>684862556
tanks are cool but I prefer playmaking and snowballing champs.
>>684862019
>>684862046
I wish I could take a nap but I cant because I'll just throw off my sleep schedule
Also finished k-on for the 2nd time today so I'm a bit sad
Also what's poppin
>>684862373
This is fantastic
>>684862565
I REALLY wish I could nap Handman
I'd feel so much better
>>684862354
Looks like it wasn't worth it~
>jk, what's up love~
>>684862556
Like mood swing depressed or depressed depressed?
>>684862731
Umm..
Well.. Done anything interesting lately?
>>684861943
Whaaat really? You played like a pro!
>>684862282
I guess so? I dont know I like her blue hair and she is so cute too! But my loyalty is for you Asuka
>Bows
>>684862852
I'm just meming fam
Do not worry <3
glad you're doing great today.
>yuuko
>>684861516
The inaccuracy was that the black kid had a dad but I guess we're going serious
https://youtu.be/kLorYphGNek
>>684861495
Eh, I guess no one here is any better
>>684861893
Moogs
>>684862225
He has one of the few ult's that actually feel like an ult, along with Vel'koz, nocturne, fiddlesticks and Braum. All other ults feel kinda meh to me
>>684862263
>A guard-post should not stand before a broken kingdom.
Fuck
>>684863070
Glad to hear that.
And, I told you my lewds were alright.
>>684862962
i just cant get a handle on last hitting or end up stealing everything from the adc. its just not good lol
>>684863036
>
other than that scrap how is life?
>>684860000
Am I allowed to ask in which language you're writing your game? I started with programming again 2 days ago, so I'm a little bit curious.
>>684862733
You know you love it.
>>684862921
Your health doesn't matter, profit does. We'll worry about the health complications after we're set for life.
>>684862968
You don't have anything you can take, man?
>>684862980
not much cutie!! just listening to music and stuff, are you gonna play uncharted today???
