You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive.
>Dubs decides
>get box
>open box
>Fall over and die because your head is too big for your neck
Swim to another island.
drink seawater
Build a boat from the tree, leave the island & the box.
>Summon the demons of selzaar and command them to raise you an army of sea turtles
>>684849605
>Find a ball
> Call it Wilson
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>>684850368
roll
>>684850455
Ayyyy
>>684850455
Winrar
kill yourself
buy a gf
drink the leaves
>>684850455
Nice
>have a fap break
>>684850455
You summon the demons of selzaar, and your fleet of sea turtles ascends.
>69 decides
>>684849605
climb the tree and get the box THEN open the box
>>684851120
Make a bridge of turtles to another island.
Turtles all the way down.
>>684851120
Get the damn box!
use the sea turtles as a fleshlight
>>684851120
>You fuck the sea turtles
Ride the seaturtles towards atlantis.
>>684851120
Invoke the aladdin genius and get a haircut
kill all of the turtles and use them as a food source
>>684851120
Command your fleet of sea turtles to form a stairway to the top of the tree so you can get the box
>>684851120
The seaturtles rape you and kill you.
this story is now about "Joseph the Seaturtleking."
>ejaculate on each turtle
wave your dick in circle
>>684851120
>The sea turtles eat the box and you are completely fucked
>>684851822
winrar
>>684851842
Roll
>>684851876
>69 decides
Kill yourself
>>684851759
Reroll
>open the box and throw what is inside except the porn mag
Rape all of the turtles then eat the cum you've injected inside them for food
look at the sun
>>684851736
Roll because fuck it
>>684852015
Roll
>>684852050
Rolling for this
cut your dick off
Kill self
>turtle bite me
>die
>>684851120
Masturbate in the tree and cum on your own face
eat shit and cum
>>684851120
>Great lord Chin Chin washes upon the island, and you and him have an orgy with the turtles
>>684851120
Civ threads are better. I will go for building a house.
get box, open box
>>684851120
Get raped by a turtle
take a seagull tie it up and let the tortoises torture it, then repeat this for a while until you are hungry
>>684852275
Roll
>>684851120
Shoot yourself in the head and die
kill turtles and build house with them in the tree
Get the sea turtles to destroy the box
climb the tree and immediately jump down
Fuck the tree
>>684851120
Blind yourself then try and grab the box
Take a turtle and throw it at the box.
OP here
I guess I made the get too specific.
>3 decides
>>684852556
rerawl baby
>>684851120
Sit and think about your life and everything that you've failed to accomplish. Cry profusely
>sharpies in pooper
Make the turtles eat you alive
>>684852666
trips. this counts.
>>684852647
throw a turtle at the box
Pull inflatable raft out of pocket, blow it up, attach wings and engine from box, raft to pearl harbor.
>>684852647
fake op
>>684851120
Put a turtle in your ass
>>684852647
Blind yourself then use the shells of some of the turtles to cosplay as a filthy anime girl
>>684851120
Form flying raft of seaturtles and use hidden tree-box as furniture for sitting on said hovering raft
>>684849605
eat the cheese under your nails
have sex with turtles, one of them instantly births a human/turtle hybrid, which is just an albatross
Commit DEATH
>>684851120
Dissapoint your parents
>>684852717
Roll
>Summon edgy new fag as a sex esclave
>>684851120
Use turtles to swim you to north Korea
>>684852666
WINRAR
>>684851120
Be a total fucking loser
your head falls off and you die
>>684851120
Open the box and find a bunch of fluffy ponies
>>684852994
Roll
>>684851759
reroll
>>684851120
Eat sand
>>684851120
summon hitler as our new sex slave, make him perform scat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E&feature=youtu.be
dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler
>>684851759
Come on you bastard. Reroll
>>684851120
Convert to Islam
>>684852666
(Nice get, counted.)
You slaughter your turtles with bare hands and craft a treehouse with their carcasses.
>1 decides
>>684851120
Poop on your own head
>>684853571
Kill self
>>684853571
fuck the tree
make a baby
when the babies porn
punt it far to get rescue
>>684853663
Reroll
>>684853571
Masturbate
>>684853663
>off by 3
>>684853715
Reroll
>>684853571
punch trees
>>684853708
*born :^)
>>684853571
Climb down and throw rocks at the turtles
>>684853571
Convert to Islam
>>684853759
Reroll
>>684852717
Deepthroat the box
>>684853796
Reroll
>>684853708
renrollinro
>>684853571
Buy a fluffy pony
TAKE THE BOX
>>684853808
Rolling for this
>>684853571
spontaneously combust
>>684853571
Destroy the box because you needed to buy a key for it
>>684853844
Reroll
>>684853571
Slit your own throat and bleed out
>>684853844
Nice dubs
Reroll
>>684853901
csgo :^)
winror
>>684853901
Kek
>>684854083
>3-1
>>684853901
You destroy the box and the contents that resided inside of it.
>0 decides
>>684853808
Deepthroat the box
>>684854184
punch tree
>>684854184
Summon a helicopter
>>684854184
Now fuck the box's remains
>>684854276
Reroll
>>684854184
Jerk off onto your own face
>>684854184
Kill myself
>>684854184
severus kills albus
>>684854184
The sky turns orange. That is all
>>684854184
punch self so hard u get scared
>>684854184
you build a wall with trump on the island to protect you from bernie cucks
>>684854184
Gather sticks for the tree and craft a fish-catching-device
>>684854320
Winrar
>>684854320
Winrar
>>684854320
Good jab
>>684854320
win
>>684854184
Use the box to make a fire and eat your own penis.
>>684854320
You vomit up blood and proceed to write an S.O.S. onto the grass. Sooner or later a helicopter arrives.
>4 decides
Punch self at about 72% of full strength in the cock.
You dig with your hands im the ground and find a sharpie
jump in water and drown
>>684854712
Headbutt the tree until it falls over knocking the turtles all over you, you then fuck the turtle pile
Deepthroat the helicopter
>>684854928
Reroll
hide in the tree
>>684854712
Board the chopper and go home
>>684854812
Reroll
>>684854712
Moon the helicopter and make it crash
>>684854712
the helicopter is piloted by BOTDF and they drop a box filled with memes from 9gag XDDDDDD :33 <33
>>684854712
Get raped by the helicopter
>>684854928
Shameful reroll
>>684854965
Reroll
>>684855015
Reroll
>>684854712
The helicopter blows the fuck up pew pew boom pow wow
>>684855044
dear god
>>684855044
Winner... I guess lol
>>684855044
Winrar
>>684855044
Holy shit dude that's harsh
>>684855044
: ^)
555555 get
BOTDF drops the 9gag memes and flies off. Rumor has it they later got shot down by the US airforce.
>7 decides
You pick up all the memes and shove em up your ass
>>684855784
Deepthroat the box of memes
>>684855784
Get raped by the memes, troll face busts a massive nut in your face
>>684855943
Relol
>>684855784
set yourself on fire
>>684855784
Throw the box in the water and rape the turtles.
>>684855784
Convert to Islam
>>684855784
Become the meme queen
>>684855784
commit sudoku
You use the memes to create the 9 gag army
>>684856015
roll
Burn the memes cause its getting dark
>>684855784
A dead whale washing ashore, the guy then proceeds to fuck its rotting corpse.
>>684855784
Start a YLYL thread with the box content!
>>684855784
I don't know, poop, pee cum
You swim to another island.
Throw the memes at the turtle house
>>684855784
BURN THE MEMES
and use the smoke to signal a better hopper
>>684855784
Pickup the scuba gear behind the tree and leave the island finding a new home in the ocean
>>684855784
you use the memes to make a bigger island
>>684856167
Winrar
>>684856222
Overrides
>>684856167
>>684856167
You shit, ejaculate, and piss all over the box simultaneously ruining the contents of the box.
>dubs decides
Build a guitar from the tree and the braces you had in your mouth, play the ocean by led zeppelin, the ocean is now an ally
>>684856501
You kill yourself and the island turns into a giant robot
>>684856332
naw man, too late
>>684856501
The sky turns orange and the water runs red, the apocalypse is upon us
>>684856570
do it faggot
you eat the tree
you summon a dragon and have sex with it
>>684856632
reroll
>>684856621
again
>>684856713
Roll
>>684850471
> 5 years later get saved,
> tell of your struggle to survive, your hardships and soul crushing defeats, the times you wanted to lie down and die but endured for endurances sake. Of victory and defeat and amazing will to carry on. Get sued for copy right infringement
> unable to cope in real world
> unable to work
> unable to pay lawsuit
> End up in jail,
> better life than on island
> except for all the niggers raping you.
> wish to be back on the island
> at least there are no niggers.
>>684856722
Winrar
>>684856788
winrar
>>684856501
Dissapoint your parents
>>684856788
>>684856722
Do it OP
>>684856722
The sky and water discolors. You ponder about your live's existence.
>>684857206
Get raped by the tree
>>684857206
oh shit, forgot.
>8 decides
The fire nation attacks and you find out you're the avatar
>>684857358
Winrar
>>684857358
Winrar
>>684857358
WINRAR
>>684857206
you embrace you death and decide it is time to go back to your original form, a huge crystal dick
>>684857385
A giant explosion erupts from behind the island, it appears as if the portal the Cthulhu's realm has been opened.
dig for gold or oil
>>684851147
WINRAR
>>684857623
Internet Explorer?
>>684857358
The tree sneaks up behind you and sticks it in. Because of this, your turtle fort falls into the red water.
>dubs decides again
>>684857206
realise u are actually an alcohol
>>684857793
>rape tree
U notice ur an autist
>>684857878
roll
>>684857793
Convince the pharao to let your people go
>>684857385
The shit, piss, semen pool spawns sentient jizz mushrooms that you slaughter, ingest, and trip balls off.
>>684857988
>win
>>684857793
>'sticks' it in
Kek
Cum on your own face
>>684857793
>tree sticks it in
>sticks it in
>sticks
Pun intended, OP?
Also apocalypse ends and you become superpowered
>>684857793
rape the tree. rape yourself. a wild femanon appears and see's all this happening wondering wtff ur doing?
>>684858229
reroll
>>684857988
WINRAR
>>684858076
reroll
>>684857734
Yep. I hate it.
>>684857988
You realize that you're an autist.
>6 decides
>>684858478
John Cena outta nowhere
>>684858478
rape tree
>>684858478
Get raped by the ocean
You realize that you're just an alcoholic
>>684858598
Reroll
A new island emerges
>>684858478
die
>>684858745
NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP NOT OP
>>684858181
Reroll
>>684858745
John Cena outta nowhere
anime
>>684858745
Get raped by the tree, the box, and the turtles simultaneously
You randomly get knocked unconious and wake up in heaven/hell
>>684858745
>not titled 11.png
are you an actual retard?
>>684858866
WINRAR AND unconscious ur welcome bud
>>684858478
The tree is actually Michael Jackson and you are an autistic kid
>>684858866
Winnur
>>684858866
WINNNNNNN
>>684858867
No I just like making And random universes and fucking it up for everyone
>>684858866
yoo i got dubs and a 6, lets say he wakes up in hell and srry about the typo
>>684858866
you get kicked into a coma and realise there is no afterlife. The end.
>(shitty excuse of saying that my pizza got here)
>>684859280
Do Hitler saluting a Trump tree, I don't care if I get dubs just do it please.
>>684859557
that's from a cartoon...
>>684859557
HOLY FUCK, THAT POST IS A LOWER NUMBER THAN THE ONE ABOVE IT. THAT'S RARER THAN QUINTS! GIVE THIS MAN HIS REQUEST GOD!
>>684859793
I'm replying to the person who posted the other island
>>684859361
You pervert
>>684859850
>>684859361
>>684859557
...361 comes before ...557 you queef brained moron
>>684859949
and I'm replying to (YOU)
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