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>>685230539
Hi Katia
>>685230658
sup nigger
Is this s or g?
>>685230936
>>685230818
Greetings
>>685230925
>>685231059
Ehhhh...
>>685231019
Hello
>>685231139
One of my all-time favorite movies.
>>685231268
what're you up to?
>>685231447
Just got home from work a bit ago and put my feet up.
How about yourself?
>>685231602
Not much. About to go make a sandwich
>>685231744
Yummy!
>>685231857
What kind?
morning
>>685231948
Ham
IT'S NOT MORNING
>>685232021
word to thy mother
>>685232092
nice
>>685231879
Very.
not to you
>>685232269
hi chicken
>>685232021
sup
>>685232269
what're you planning on doing?
>>685232385
Feeling better?
>>685232463
Hm?
>>685232174
>>685232463
hi, I'm good trying taliyah, she's still bad
>>685232623
yeah
>>685232623
Read books? Watch movies? Play games? What's the plan for tonight?
>>685232672
I like this song
>>685232783
Glad to hear it
My laptop has been e-raped.
>>685232882
thanks, how're you doing?
>>685232859
Oh...
Not too sure honestly. Might scratch on my guitar a little bit. Definitely need a shower
>>685232672
>>685232984
i'm sorry to hear that
>>685233186
Is that good
>>685233074
Pretty good. Just kinda tired from work.
>>685233233
i like it a lot
we can listen to it together
>>685233186
Windows 10 forced itself upon it and I couldn't do anything but sit there and watch.
>>685233322
Don't think I can tonight, I have things to watch with a friend
unless you'll be up late
>>685233239
good to hear
>>685233382
Goddamn, me too
>>685232783
I thought she looked a bit lack luster. Even with her trump wall ultimate
>>685233081
Go do that
>>685233382
Sounds traumatic. If you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here for you
>>685233382
what Will you do now?
>>685233477
I don't have work until 3pm tomorrow so there's a possibility I could be up a little past midnight tonight.
>>685233518
Yeah, nothing 8 hours can't fix
>>685233630
I'm probably gonna, in a few.
i'm gonna put 7 on my new PC if possible
>>685233800
well my friend is running late so we'll probably have to do it tomorrow
i need a fucking secretary to schedule all this
>>685233800
Use Windows 10 I suppose and move on with my life.
>>685234033
that's okay
i can be your receptionist and schedule all of your fun sleepovers and such
>>685234085
L A M E
but it's not the end of the world.
I need that shower. I might be back later
>>685234420
i want to have a sleepover with you
forever
>>685234066
Where's its asshole?
>>685234854
Only in a perfect world.
That and we could thrive on a diet of mac n cheese and pizza without getting phat
>>685235218
>mac and cheese
>>685234420
You're lame, you melvin.
I know it's not.
I am so excited, guise!
I am getting to design toys for a new company :}
And by getting to I mean I have worked with them for half a year and launch is imminent. I fuckin' can't wait!
Any ideas for really cool future designs to work on? Already launching with an equine and a canine.
>>685235316
oh that's right you're a cheesy mac addict
i forgot
>>685235614
>you melvin
is this a british person insult
what does it mean
>>685235880
I've only ever heard Americans and Canadians say it, you ultra-melvin.
>>685235880
I refuse to believe you mentioned mac and cheese without knowing that i adore mac and cheese
>>685236111
I've heard people call the police "Jakes" before, but I can't recall any other names that refers to a kind of person.
>>685236190
yeah you're right
i just needed something to reply with so i could post that image
do not make fun of the name melvin
>>685236354
it's a great picture
it gives me serious longing-for-"cool-older-brother" vibes
>>685236442
I do what I want
cool older gay brother with whom you are gay
don't get me excited
>>685236354
That's 'cos you're a fucking melvin.
>>685235714
you should design a badger action figure
>>685236464
I don't know about older brother, but surely ANYBODY could be your...
... big brother.
>>685236796
you're the melvin here, mel.
>>685236936
b-bueno
>>685237015
you live for these threads
>>685237015
That was a height pun.
In case it wasn't obvious.
Ha-ha.
>>685236988
You're also a poindexter.
he thinks i'm talking to myself doesnt he
>>685237282
it was not obvious
I actually got a little turned on
>>685237268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVe9rj8E8ZI
>>685237355
No I'm not.
I'm a cool cat.
>>685237414
DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT DFUGOHDI
>>685237506
>>685237526
Sweet dude.
>>685237506
THE cool cat?
>>685237570
i could be more than your cool older brother tho
my coolness has no limit
>>685237729
um, YES.
>>685237974
you can be my cool "makes me mac and cheese and gives me headpats while i lay on his chest" older brother
>>685237974
How is Daddy Derek?
ba dum tss
>>685238248
what do i get in return
>>685238380
who
>>685238437
late night pizza eating and larry david-watching
hot thick anal sex
>>685238437
The guy you live with.
>>685238612
yes please
sh
>>685238523
good enough
>>685238619
w h o
h
o
>>685238612
How is anal sex thick? Like sticky thick or thick cock?
you sh
>>685238756
use your imagination
>>685238679
same
Thick, puffy anus.
>>685238738
DADDY DEREK. YOUR ADOPTIVE FATHER.
puffy_anus is a great tag
YOU sh
>>685238879
i wasn't adopted
>>685238738
>good enough
W-what else can I do for you
>>685238864
If I do that I get hard.
I really hate coming to these threads, They are entirely designed for the purpose of talking and masterbating and I don't know what to say and I don't want to masterbate and if I do masterbate it's more obligatory rather than I wanted it.
>>685238958
Are you not Cool Cat?
> "I am obligated to masturbate"
Heed the call of duty.
no, you
>>685239036
what a cool superpower
>>685239028
idunno
what else CAN you do for me?
>>685239054
i'm the coolest cat there is, dawg.
