Soup /b/. I need some advice. I've been fucking a 15 year old for a few months now, and just recently I found out that she's pregnant. I'm 18. Suggestions?
>pic related
>>685226163
Kys
damn how tight was her 15 year old pussy?
>>685226273
>>685226163
Both kill yourselves to do the world a favor. I'm not paying for your little shit. Work harder, be an adult, fuck yourselves.
>>685226311
It was pretty tight. The sex is still really awesome
>>685226163
keep it. trade-up when mom gets too old
>>685226163
Show her pictures of that fat pig teen mom and let her know if she goes through with having the kid, she will become that
>>685226518
Not a bad idea actually. She tends to be self conscious.
Does she have a younger sister you can move on to?
>captcha: pizza
Department of Correction welcomes you!
Congratulation!
ps. get ready to loose virginity on your butt...
>>685226407
>implying you're paying for any part of it
>>685226777
negative ghostrider
>>685226163
Congratulations!
>>685226163
Im rolling to see if I fap tonight. Odds I do, evens I dont.
Fuck you and this thread
>>685226163
HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
At least she hasn't started showing yet though. So that's something.
Look up if you live in a state where abortion is legal and get one. Its cheaper before 9 weeks.
If not: Get some misoprostol. Thats one half of the abortion pill treatment. Cytotec is the good one (Pfizer). One in the mouth, one in the vag after 30mins. She wont be preggo after that (Ive done it 2 times before). Works better in the 7th week, but she will feel like dying
>>685226804
Well if you're anywhere in the US you're fucked, legally speaking. Also because you're a statutory rapist, you'll be getting literally fucked in prison. Have a good one OP.
>fuck 15 year old girl
>get her pregnant
>first reaction is to go to the internet for answers
Deal with your personal problems yourself, you fuckface.
>>685227188
Also: You dont need recipe or anything for Misoprostol. That shit's for acid reflux and its over the counter.
>>685227258
>implying any of this is real to begin with
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>685227258
Let the little cunt abort. We dont need more humans. We're already in overpopulation.
>>685227500
I'm pushing her to abort it
>>685226163
Do a ton of squats before you go to prison then maybe you'll be able to resist bubbas butt raeap
>>685226163
Even given the circumstances, I would still trade lives with OP for that solid 8/10
>>685227752
On the bright side, if she doesn't, at least you won't get pregnant when you get fucked in prison.
moar pics
>>685227960
Wait, but only if anal. Does she anal, OP?
>>685227960
>8/10
Nigger what
>>685226411
Details
>>685228417
It's like regular sex but it's illegal
>>685228124
Five bucks bubba rips his ass hole open
>>685228208
Your probably right. 9. But only because eyebrows, and she's pregnant. Kek
>>685227415
>artistic works of fiction
I think that's a bit of a stretch.
>>685228202
She's done anal a few times, yeah. I prefer her pussy though.
>>685228650
>done anal
>prefer pussy
kek you a gay nigger
>>685228417
Nothing special to say. She's just really tight. I'm her first. She's also not that big so it's easy to lift her up and hold her in a bunch of different positions.
>>685226163
abortion 100%
>continue to smash
Why can't OP pull out? I have literally never had protected sex. 0% pregnancy rate. It is literally the easiest thing to do
>>685228492
what state you in op?
>>685228770
>gay for preferring pussy
>>685228575
Literally what it says at the top of every page, you nignog.
Entirely confident this is bait but none the less here's my suggestion:
Find staircase.
Push her down it.
Problem solved.
>>685226163
If she wants to keep it, marry her. You're already in the electric chair . . .
>>685228939
Iowa
>>685228821
You should get yourself checked. Maybe you're sterile
>>685229071
Doesn't mean it's accurate, you assclown.
>>685228999
Checked. Also from the pictures, it looks like she's got ass. I personally wouldn't be able to pick a preference. But you know.
>Onions
>>685228999
>2016
>not knowing ass is the new pussy
im no expert but i am pretty sure this is illegal
>>685229313
>Only a fool would take anything here seriously
>"That doesn't mean it's accurate"
You are both protesting and standing up for the banner
Show more of her
>>685229388
She's definitely got ass.
>>685226163
Iowa, huh? Well, boyo, yous a Man now. Put any dreams you had on hold and learn to Dad. Next time nut in her mouth instead of her puss.
>>685229232
I have been tested, because donor reasons. It is "very potent" according to nurse lady. Wouldn't even care if sterile though.
Suicide is always a promising option
>>685229388
She cries when I put it in her ass. So I guess if you're into that sort of thing then it's the clear winner. It doesn't do anything for me one way or the other though.
>>685226407
>I'm not paying for your little shit.
Huh
>>685226163
Bleach in peace
Don't date a fifteen year old
>>685229919
>She cries when I put it in her ass
Er... that's the point
>>685229834
>pedophile
>15 years old
He's an ephebophile anon, not a pedophile.
>>685228492
>>685229524
Consent in Iowa is 14yo as long as the partner is less than 4 years older.. it's legal.
>>685229919
Now now let's discuss this. Crying is actually a turn off, I can level there. But the fact is that she is willing. Practice makes perfect
>>685229231
In Iowa abortion is legal. Go to a planned parenthood clinic and get the pills
>>685230167
Kek
>>685230218
Right. Which is why I said "if you're into that sort of thing, then it's the clear winner." Her crying doesn't do anything for me necessarily, so meh.
>>685230236
He's legal bois! Smash it OP
Romeo and Juliet statuette?
>>685226163
Nigger that girl looks 21
>>685230243
You've got a point there, actually.
>>685230533
I can assure you, she's not. She is hot though. Which is why I fuck her.
>>685226163
Kik/snapchat? Instagram?
>>685226163
Run
>>685228770
virgin confirmed. One is a lubed tunnel designed for your penis. One is a sac through which poop is pushed. It just seems cool and special to you because no girl would let you put it in her butt.
>>685230647
any of her in a bikini?
This is all fake and gay
>>685230797
Uh... Not sure offhand. I'll look though.
>>685230841
We can dream
>>685230647
Yeah well lets see some private snaps she's sent you then
>>685229231
"In Iowa, the general age of consent to engage in sex is 16. However, females may consent to sex at age 14 so long as their partner is no more than 5 years older. Homosexual and Heterosexual Conduct. Unlike some states, the Iowa age of consent law applies equally to both homosexual and heterosexual conduct."
OP is safe
>>685230858
neat
shes fine af dude, good catch
>>685228799
this is your best bet for an unfucked life, op...
>>685226163
op probably couldnt even pull out of his own driveway
>>685230678
You're pretty dumb eh?
>>685230661
NEED THIS
>>685226163
kick her in stomach
/thread
>>685230858
>her in a bikini?
>Not sure
OP is fag confirmed
>>685230960
lost harder than I should have
>>685228821
what he means is, "I have literally never had protected sex, because I have never had sex"
But for real, you need to get your sperm count checked, dude.
>>685226163
legally you're safe.
but you are in Iowa apparently, so buy a false mustache and skip town to sell oranges by a train station.
>>685230924
She doesn't send anything worth saving. :\ Thinks her parents will find out if she sends nudes.
WTF IVE SEEN HER AROUND!
>>685231239
you've def got something decent, cmon OP, go for some now
Nigga. KIK
>>685231113
Yes. I'm a fag for not remembering every picture she takes. Nigger she's 15. She takes like 129812 pictures a day. I don't need to look at them to fap, since I fuck her multiple times a week instead.
>>685230924
>>685231333
>asking for cheese pizza
Mods
>>685231239
Ensure her they wont
Post a pic of the baby's home, knowimsaying
>>685231333
Trips checked. I'll comb through her shit to find something worth posting.
She's cute. If she's a good person and trustworthy, stay with her. You might enjoy parenthood. Who knows, you might even be good at it.
>>685229502
by your logic you have a pussy
>>685231434
you should know if she has a bikini pic, faggot
Save up, abort, and then walk away
>>685226163
OP, have you forgotten where coat hangers are kept? If so, I hope you know what stairs are.
>>685229654
send nudes to prove
>>685231551
Her hips look pretty narrow. Might consider having an abortion for that reason.
>>685231245
WTF ME TOO THATS MY GF
>>685231245
You have? Where?
>>685231785
What're your initials, faggot?
>>685231215
You're right. I am virgin neck beard. I tried really hard to deceive the people of 4chan and failed
>>685231732
>15 year old
>send nudes
>>685230233
yes. there is a difference.
>>685230678
Not that guy, but I agree with this even though I've fucked a couple of girls in the ass. Only one of them has liked it and it was only every now and then. But yea, pussy is much better. Besides, stray fecal matter doesn't do it for me...
>>685231924
>taking the bait
>>685231245
what city are you from, anon?
lol if she takes pics she will be producing CP
>>685232133
I'm not sure if it's just me, but for some reason my gf always seems to be clean during the anal times. Not even enema
>>685226163
You can always push her down the stairs and be done with it ;-)
>>685230647
She looks to be close to 18
>>685232133
i like it in porn. i think thats where it is best
>>685226163
start by telling the lazy little cunt to clean her fucking room
>>685232635
Can't smell porn
>>685226163
The only viable solution...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbIwP7gM6c
>>685230647
Post worn panties
Lol punch her in the stomach!
>>685232802
scratch and sniff booty is a bad way to play it.
>>685233068
Kek'd
I get trips and cant even get requested pic, sad OP
>>685226163
>18
If you were really fucking her you could get nudes. Post them or fuck off.
Tfw at least 90% of us are here because we also wish we had a 15 year old we could *legally* pursue buggery with
Wait until the third trimester. Crawl up in them jawns and fight the child. Swallow the remains and exit the uterus alien style.
>>685233422
Checked. Moving to Iowa
>>685227189
No moron. All he has to do is say they were together before he turned 18 and they are protected by Romeo and Juliet laws since they are within 4 years of each other. Also some states have an age of consent at 14.
>>685226163
Depends on age of consent in your state and when you got her preggo.
In Utah I know the age of consent is like 14 or some shit because mormons are fuckin crazy about pulling some Ted Bundy shit.
>>685228575
>>artistic works of fiction
>I think that's a bit of a stretch.
Concur.
These are <b>autistic</b> works of fiction.
>>685233741
who cares?
>>685226163
Convince her to get an abortion.
>>685233916
Nice html
>>685233641
In Iowa you only have to 14 and within 5 years. If she's 15 OP is fine.
>>685227151
More please
To be transparent. Abortion isn't even the best choice for OP. Its the beat choice for her. If she has a child at 15 she's fucked. Body is fucked. Social status is fucked. Would be financially fucked if us taxpayers didn't pay for it ourselves. Thanks Obama.
Just checked on Iowa abortion laws: her parents must be informed by law as she's a minor and the state can't pay for it unless it's rape, incest, or life threatening.
>>685235090
Yes, Obama is the reason we subsidize poor, young families who can't take care of themselves
Have her kill the baby.
Then kill her.
Then kill yourself.
>>685226163
Start preparing you anus to be gang raped by niggers in jail.
>>685236169
/thread
nice 69
>>685236208
He's not going to jail. The sex is legal in Iowa. It's just that she'd need parental consent for the abortion.
>>685236436
>implying that they should take out the stupidity of their actions on an innocent life.
pro move.
>>685237493
>implying a goddamn embryo constitutes "life"
lmao tea bagger
