Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Ruin the thread
>Most importantly: Hate everyone!
Dumpster fire edition
Obligatory claim.
I love fires!
prepare for the memining
I'm heading out for a bit ^-^
I've honestly just been trying to save this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely love it and most of you.
>>685232806
i hate you shizuru
>just following rules rattle
Kud claim
>3DPD making me lose all will to live edition
https://vimeo.com/148269667
Don't you guys DARE start the shitposting or I'm telling mom
something something ruin community something something
>>685232917
You piece of shit.
>>685232967
You rebel you.
See you later.
>>685232969
"Hate" you too Sachi
>Tender hating rattle
>>685231978
>i am also every waifu here
Need clarity please
>>685232345
It won't die off that quickly
>>685232394
Is it?
>>685232501
That is true. It's why the smart guys keep their mouths shut about it
>>685233170
Every last one of you.
>>685232967
See ya around memester.
>Best idol claimed
Milinda claim
I still have no idea.
>>685233265
B-b-ut...my anon-wife...
>>685233265
I sincerely like.
>>685233291
Welcome back Milinda
>>685232967
Shine on you crazy diamond
>>685233265
You started this meme. You're going to pay for it.
Even if it were a joke, all I'm going to do if you try to interact with me is call you a nigger. Fuck you.
>>685233347
I think I finally figured it out, Hols.
Apparently, people were mocking Emi, because she has no legs.
She's still very talented, why would anyone laugh at her?
I'm waiting for a hand thread to start up
>>685233347
You're too pure for it.
>>685233370
See you in an hour
>>685233437
>>685233370
You have returned at a very bad time.
>>685233370
Here again already?
>>685233532
Have you noticed how Emi has no legs at all?
It's funny.
>>685233495
Hey friend. Looks like I missed some fun shit... kek
>>685233291
>>685233370
Bad timing
Any of you guys got any cute pets?
>>685233291
Hey Milinda!
Guys I think I found the ultimate anti-3DPD anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqKuP1PTgI
>>685233748
Fun might not be the word I would use... Different for sure, which is nice in its own way.
>>685233592
I'm already here.
>>685233663
>>685233823
I'm too tired to understand anything that's happening.
>>685233731
It seems that way.
>>685233844
3 dogs 1 cat
and like 30 chickens but they are more for egg making
>>685233844
I do indeed. Heres 3 of them
>Rory-sama
>>685233844
I think my dog is pretty cute.
>>685233972
No more sleep?
>Kyouko
>>685233829
N I G G E R
Music time!
>Metal warning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPd_WEMrLM
>>685233521
Nah you're taking this too seriously.
Welcome to waifu, where the ships are made up and the posts don't matter.
>>685233823
>Bad timing
Story of my life
Hello Shinoa
>>685233851
Maki! <3
>Y-You look really cute today <3
>>685233964
Yeah, different isnt always bad.
The bad part about running a store is that you can't drunkenly shop there. I'll have to settle for Walmart...
20/20 claim.
>>685233213
i am also every waifu here
>>685233195
>non-hating rattles
>>685234132
>
>>685234132
Hand-kun has been polluted by his neighborhood.
>>685234032
Yum chicken
>>685234035
>>685234123
Daw they're all cute. Here's mine his names Scooby
>>685234202
>noiger
>>685234307
nignognigger
Dio-sama...
>>685234297
>Rattle rattle
>>685234330
>
>>685234557
Hey Dio. You missed all the shit posting.
>>685233972
Long story short, hand hates all of us, it's now a meme.
>>685234520
>
>>685234123
I can't really fall asleep unless it's against my will.
>>685234035
Four of five
>Rory-sama
>>685234261
I mean I enjoy a good shitpost as much as the next guy but a whole thread of it is a little much
>it was a good one though
>>685234557
¡A, Dio!
Spike would kick all our asses if he was in last thread.
>>685234557
you're late Dio
>>685233844
>
>>685233972
Lol its best for tomorrow if you need explanation. Having trouble sleeping?
>>685234261
I don't know own whether to laugh or feel bad
>>685234293
Lol. Hey Mirai
>>685234297
Guessing this was last thread?
>>685234557
Missed it dio
>shinoa
>>685233844
This is harley.
>Milinda
>>685234727
We'd deserve it.
>>685234678
And the final pet
>Rory-sama
>>685234647
>>685234782
>>685234796
Dear me, what happened?
>>685234677
Damn, that must really suck.
>>685234940
Shitposting happened.
>>685234852
I love you more than you'll ever love me
>>685234293
Mirai! <3
>>685234719
kek it was fun to watch though.
>>685233731
Indeed, I just found out about that yesterday on a thread.
You can clearly see that Emi doesn't have any legs, despite being a Marathon runner.
>>685234675
Nigger..
>>685234940
"I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you"
That.
Sleepytime
>>685234796
>>685234824
Aw they're both cute. Such friends
>>685234940
in short
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and most of you.
>>685232806
Asuna claimed
I'm not going to claim a waifu so that everyone else gets to pick first :)
>>685235139
Farewell beautiful.
>even though you don't deserve this goodbye.
>>685235173
>autism speaks
F
>>685235139
Goodnight!
>Kyouko
>>685234796
Shinoa, that's a terrible colour of paint. Also, hello.
>>685235085
How's it goin', love?
>>685234261
As do you~
How ya doing?
>>685234293
Hey Mirai, fortune cookies are still bullshit :^)
>>685235112
>
>>685234796
As usual.
>>685235057
It does.
>>685235087
Wow.
>just noticed that
>>685235057
>>685235138
>>685235173
I see, I was playing Dota 2 as Juggernaut and after 20 hard working minutes where I would farm in the jungle, I realised that 2 of my allies had rage quited due to the fac that I was "NOOP JUGGERNAUT, REPORT" It was a shame, I was finally ready to do some anime comeback.
>>685232806
Mashiro shiinna is claimed faggots
>>685235430
I will put a hole in our ship so fast! Take it back!
>>685235476
This is why I only play single-player games except for sports ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiG2TcTloAI
>>685235476
and that's the reason i hate mobas
a lot of players are elitist scum
>>685235660
Such a Qt~
>>685235146
I just wish she wasnt so annoying... kek
>>685235412
I literally just had the best day of my entire life. How about you friend?
>>685235430
>R-Really? You think so?
Im doing absolutely wonderful! You?
>>685235457
I don't even care anymore.
>>685235634
NO NO NO DONT SINK OUR SHIP! :(
>Milinda
>>685235817
Stop that.
>>685235476
You missed shitposting to play DOTA?! The hell is wrong with you. Lol
>>685235878
I do.
>>685235139
Night
>>685235146
Thanks!
>>685235412
I'm sorry lol and what's up with the drunk-walmart?
>>685235474
Glass of warm water helps me
>>685235831
Ooh, do tell.
Irrelevant. I wanna know what happened.
>>685235928
It was an empty threat. I couldn't if I tried. And I wouldn't want to, even if I was forced.
I love it when its slow. I can get a full break and I get time to clean those damn dishes.
>Fuck these dishwasher mechanics. Fix it already.
>>685235937
Only when it stops being true
Which is never~
>>685236184
>Irrelevant
Your never irrelevant to me <3
I want to hear about your day too friend!
>Its a long story, give me a minute to type it out.
>>685235634
Lel, they taste A-1 but those fortune's are terrible.
>"You will find many blessings in life"
Uh huh
>>685235831
But of course~
Happy to hear that, may I ask why? Doing ok, got some sinus problems but it'll subside
>>685236188
Kek
>>685236188
It has never been nor will it ever be true. You don't know what I look or sound like. I am not the abstract concept you have of me.
>>685236048
Well, lately pretty much all I've been doing is either watch anime, be on /b/ or play mobas, I'm not even that much into mobas. My computer is just shit so I have to play them if I feel like playing something. I'm even at the point where I get FPS that is just SLIGHTLY less than enough on TF2, it may not sound like that much of a issue, but it's very annoying.
>>685236057
No, you don't. I can read your mind.
>>685236474
My day didn't happen. I woke up late, looked at the classifieds, and started drinking. And I'll be waiting patiently
>>685236187
Two days now? How in the hell does it take two days of maintenance to fix dishwashers?
>>685236557
But is not your own perception of self a mere abstraction of reality? Can any man truly know himself?
>>685234796
yeah just some good ol shitposting
>>685235138
"I've honestly just been trying to ruin shizuru for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely hate it and rattles "
>rattles
>>685236618
poor dude
>>685236557
You're such a stonewall, but it sounds like you want to let people in.
I'd pay money to hug you.
>>685236695
Seems you're reading the wrong part of it, cute stuff.
>>685236507
My mother received one that said "You will soon catch fire". She barely goes outside anymore.
>>685236618
Bummer. I get what you mean though.
>>685236754
I've honestly just been trying to rattle Sachi for the past few months through different personas and methods.
I genuinely rattle then and rattle rattle
>Rattle rattle
>>685236507
<3
Im typing it out right now. Give me a moment.
Also, get better soon my idol <3
>>685236710
Thank you for sharing, even if it was uneventful I still love to hear how everyone is doing.
>Working on it, almost done.
>>685236912
The fuck kind of fortune cookies you got there? kek
>>685236158
It doesn't really help me.
>>685236716
Its been broken for a week. They identified the problem but apparently they didnt have 2 rubber hoses to fix it. So its taken them a week to get those hoses and they are scheduled to come this afternoon.
>>685236158
My store of choice is Safeway, but it just so happens I work at the one closest to me. So I can't show up drunk with this flask around my neck. I chose Walmart instead.
>>685236716
The first principle of philosophy is know thyself.
>>685236832
I let in only the ones who deserve it.
>>685236754
Kek
>>685237165
Really?
>>685237270
Kek
>>685236855
I'm certain that you don't care about me. The truth is, I'm just some stranger on an imageboard. I can't prove that I'm not some neckbeard with no job that lives in his mother's basement. I'm just a person you don't know.
You don't care about me.
If I suddenly stopped posting because I was dead, you wouldn't care.
I'm just a stranger.
You shouldn't care about me.
>>685237138
The kind that tell you when danger is coming. I got one the other day that said.
"Wait for the spark. Your life will change around it"
Kek, and now? It's fucking raining. I'm so ready to be struck down by lightning.
>>685237503
Really.
>>685237360
I'm glad you have had others in your life and that you haven't given up.
A chosen few people are or will be quite lucky to have you.
>>685236912
Haha, what kind of Chinese restaurant does that? We need more.
>>685237138
Take your time
>Will do <3
>>685237562
>I'm just some stranger on an imageboard. I can't prove that I'm not some neckbeard with no job that lives in his mother's basement
Hey.
That describes me a little too well.
Except the neckbeard bit. I shave.
>>685237562
is this memes?
I'm not sure what's going on
but i think there's something about fortune cookies
>>685237634
It isn't good fortune that brings people to me. It's a punishment.
>>685237360
>Know thyself
Is such an empty phrase. Sure, as an ideal it's alright, but often the more one dives into philosophic discussion, especially with those with informed but differing opinions, the idea of what it means to "know thyself" is hard to even define.
I'll phrase it differently
The question isn't whether man should know himself, but whether man can know himself.
>>685237607
Chamomile tea?
Akiko claim
Ok yea that did the trick, I'm drunk and happy now
>>685237562
I really do try to care about most people who come in here, for all I know you people are lying about everything you say.
I'm willing to take that chance though and put the effort/trust forth to just go along with it though.
I care enough to try and talk to most anyone who tries to converse, that includes you.
>I'm just a stranger.
>You shouldn't care about me.
Could easily say the same about anyone else, but I still enjoy talking to most if not all of you when I can. So take it as you will.
>>685238078
Don't know what trick but hurrah!
>>685237856
Kek.
Sorry couldn't help, but laugh.
You're very clever. But i disagree. You have a self awareness most others lack. This makes you very enjoyable.
>>685237825
Kurumi surely has some nice pics.
>>685237604
kek those sound interesting. I kinda want one now...
>Dont get hurt friend <3
>>685237785
>You better <3
>>685237604
>>685237785
Sorry its taking so long. Trying not to cry and type. Its difficult...
>>685238078
I hate all of you who can drink I'm still on antibiotics and this week has been shit
I WANT A BEER SO BADLY
>>685237562
I have said many times that all members of thread are equal and that everyone is here for a reason.
/waifu/ can bring something to anyone.
>>685237894
The self is all man can truly know. You can't for example know if there are birds, or trees, or even other people. All you know and can ever know is the self.
>>685238307
Self awareness doesn't equate to being a better, or even a good person. I am a bad person, if hell exists I am on the short list for eternal damnation.
>>685237825
i'm exhausted
daily drinker
>>685233399
yuuko
>>685237973
>Chamomile tea
Where would I get this?
>>685238580
You aren't alone.
>>685238580
Hey Hotaru! I haven't seen you in awhile! Whats new?
>>685238480
I can't drink because I'm still 19 turning 20!
>>685238776
So am I
>Never stopped me before though...
>Milinda
>>685238580
Hello. How'd car shopping go?
>>685238545
I'd be there with you most likely. I've been nothing more than a resentful prick to dame near everyone my whole life. If you are self aware you can change yourself easier than most.
>>685238726
i'm guessing this is nano
Hello there