Are you kill?
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Are you kill?
>>685657767
Putin lol
Michael schofield, he'll get me out
Michael Scott, so I should be fine
>>685657767
Mike Tyson
Deadpool, win
Ru Paul.
Steven Seagual
Daredevil, super win
Jesse pinkman, I'm dead as fuck
Does porn count as a TV show?
>>685658338
HAHA. he's gonna eat everything in sight while his body double rescues you.
>>685657767
The entire Easy company, 506
Sterling Archer
TTUUURRRRAAAAAAAFARRRRRRRRGUUUUUUUUUUUU.........
........
.........
........
UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu.....
I'm okay. But it'll take a while.
Ant and Dec
I am kill
inferno cop
my outlook is grim
Hodor
I think i'm in a really bad situation
fucking Macgyver lol ill trust that fucker
>>685657767
The Winchesters will save, surely
This lil nigga
I am kill.
Rick and Morty...i have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Epic adventure, I await thee
Dexter, so I guess it depends who kidnapped me
>>685657767
Obi Wan, Anakin Skywalker and that sexy little bitch Ahsoka with their Clone army. I don't care if its gay, I love that show
Donald Sutherland.
I don't really know how I feel about that
Brock Sampson. I'm A-OK
>>685657767
Leo Messi
>>685657767
Sam and dean Winchester. I'll be fine but I'll die 3 times and go to purgatory/hell/heaven first and lose my soul
>>685657767
Jim Rockford, I'm good totally safe
>>685657767
Bernie Sanders.
>I'm fucked!
>>685657767
steven universe. i'd be good.
>>685657767
Milo Yiannopoulos
>>685658975
Mah nigga
Amy Shumer. Not getting rescued. But I will be asking myself if I find her comedy mediocre because i'm sub-consciously over-critical because she's a female comedian
Opie and Jax from SoA
>>685657767
Ah yeah....
>Janeway gon give it to ya
>Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
>Janeway gon deliver to ya
>Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
>Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel (phasers)
>>685657767
Princess Celestia.
The crew of The Waverider. I'm conflicted but confident.
>>685657767
pokemon guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
The crew of Planet Express. I'm fucked.
The Sword of the Morning.
>>685657767
I can't imagine it ending well
Major Lazor. I feel fine
>>685657767
Rust Cohle from True Detective ayy
i dont watch TV. does youtube count? if so then WubWoofWolf
im fucked
>>685657767
norm mcdonald and adam sandler
>fuck im kill
I'm alright
>>685658751
Kekd. If I ever in some bizarre twist of fate am at the center of a hostage situation I will request Ant and Dec as negotiators
Nathan drake
Lucious Lyon.
I don't know why I'm being rescued by a nigger but if I was going to be rescued it would be by that nigger in particular
>>685657767
trump...
fucking trump...
john snow
>>685657767
Uhtred son of Uhtred
I believe in you Bender
I reckon David Attenborough could manipulate some elephants or some shit to save me.
>>685659442
I had to Google that. Kill yourself
>>685659498
>pokemon guy
You'll be saved, but it'll take a twelve year old with ADHD a while to save you
Sterling archer. I'm getting out
>>685657767
Well, fuck.
>>685657767
The prime minister of Norway.
Yeah I'm gonna die.
Sponge Bob it's uh... It's not looking to good
>>685659588
he can rain pp on kidnapers, you should be fine, they probably don't have umbrellas
>>685657767
Well I have been watching Bob's Burgers, but I can't remember who the last one in the screen was. So I'm gonna go ahead and say it was Louise.
I might have a chance.
Dammit, why couldn't have been Howard?
Stan mutherfucking Smith of the CIA. Shit, I'm as good as dead. Maybe Roger while make some witty remark as I'm killed.
>>685657767
Lindsay Weir from Freaks and Geeks. Think I'm fucked, bois.
>>685660444
Checked And rip
>>685657767
>this dude
I don't think I'm going to make it bros.
I guess I'm safe....
Hank Hill
I think I'm saved
if youtube counts, then WubWoofWolf
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development. I think I am kill.
Pretty good.
>>685660658
Trips saved me.
this could really go either way...
>>685657767
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle from "Houdini and Doyle" .... OK then.
>>685657767
Django
James Bond fuck yes
We'd better have coitus afterwards.
>>685657767
Tarzan kek
Im good
>>685657767
well fuck
Dexter
the fucking teen titans
>>685657767
Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
I'm pretty good.
>>685657767
STEVE HARVEY GET ME OUT OF HERE
Major Payne. I think I'm good.
>>685657767
Hold the door
Walter White. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Illya magical girl version. Oh baby yes.
For some reason i'm okay with this
Not funny
>>685657767
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Steven Universe? Well, that can end really badly for the both of us.
Cat in the hat
![one-punch-man[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Iw6TPiH.jpg "one-punch-man[1].jpg")
I don't watch TV any longer, but I was watching an AMV on this guy right here.
He's probably got it.
I'm probably alright.
tv show - Daenerys
Could be worse
>>685657767
The Eds from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
>level-headed, smooth-talking Native American from the 24th Century.
I'm as good as revived.
Jimmy McGill Esq.
fuck yeah I'm saved
>>685657767
gordon ramsay...
eh, eh? maybe...
Grougaloragran.
I'm OK.
Aw shit
I'm fucked...
I'm proud of myself that I cannot remember who I saw on TV last because I do not watch that piece of shit all that often anymore.
>>685657767
How fucked am I
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>685657767
Will smith as a cowboy? YES
I wonder how Roger from American Dad will save me?
>>685660268
you're going to need bigger b8
>>685657767
Probs am kill
>>685657767
Bob ross will keep me safe
steve austin
serious as fuck, busy watching V for Vendetta. I'm probably going to be ok
>>685663350
>b8
But I really do like the show. I can most relate to Raj, *before* he got that one gf, and before he could talk to women.
I was watching Blade. I'll be aight.
>>685663452
Cal lightman. Im safe
i'm good
idk if i'm okay or not
I might be ok.
Robin Williams dressed as Popeye
Steph Curry
>>685664607
You're fucked. I guarantee he leaves you hanging.
This faggot.
But he had some wood splinter that is probably from Jesus cross.
>>685657767
donald trump.
Sheldon Cooper
>>685657767
FBI special Agent Aaron Hotchner.
wouldn't want it any other way
guy from memento... Hope he made a photo and a couple tatoos
Hodor.... :(
>>685659737
You sound triggered
>>685657767
Allison Dubois guess i'm safe then
>>685657767
IN GOOD HANDS
>>685657767
I'd say I'm ok.
Qapla.
>>685659612
Adam Sandler here too.
U tell me
>>685657767
Eh, well, least shes hot
>>685667005
That Fox News mouth breather should be fed to feral niggers.
>>685667383
youre mad she makes you feel inferior
Dean winchester from supernatural
Fuck yah m8e
well, i'm fucked.
i bet the mexicans did it.
>>685657767
Steve Harvey. I'm fucked.
Frank castle from daredevil. Somehow i'm not too worried
I haven't watched TV in years. I guess I'm dead.
Nigel Thornberry
Team Umizoomi
>>685657767
Bear grylls! I guess im ok...
Uhhh.... the Swiss Army Man....
>Animal planet
>Cheetah
I'm kill either way
Well he's gonna save me but it's gonna take like 8 season and some a lot of twists.
dexter
>totally fukt
>>685657767
Pfft. I'm good, Alex Trebek's got my back.
Funhaus' James, Adam and Bruce.
>>685657767
I pretty sure I will be rescured but sadly I was watching Underworld before this and I would rather be saved by Kate.
>>685669205
Same
Phil Dunphy
HODOR
>>685657767
Michael cera, I believe
>>685669059
What happens next? I must know.
>>685657767
Fucking Tim and Eric.
>>685657767
One of the hoy looking little babes on accuweather channel. The little Hispanic girl.
>>685658844
Yo you're in good shape
Peaky blinders
Im fine
Kangaroo jack for me
I'm fucked
Fucking Krillin
>>685657767
some dude doing a documentary as a prison inmate in mexico
Sterling Archer.... i'm screwed.
>>685657767
I'm re-watching Dexter; I think I'm good, thanks.
Probably dead, but at least it'll be funny
Space Dandy
>>685662603
probably not without a gun
Barney stinson, fuck me
Might take a while but il be fine
Fucking general Lee from tekeshi's castle
I feel pretty good about my chances
>>685657767
He'll bash em up.
Oh nooooooo
>>685670234
>Hammond, you blithering idiot! You've killed the hostage
>>685657767
james franco
aight
>>685670718
>>685670720
Best timing
Jon snow. That's ok unless he gets killed and I need to wait another week
The Flash
Not even sweating
>>685657767
Homer fucking Simpson.
I'm screwed.
I am in good hands
>>685657767
Subaru, I'll be fine he'll literally keep dying until he saves me.
>>685657767
Clarke from the 100.
Id say im in good hands
The man himself
Jeremy Clarkson. Eeeehhhhh...
>>685657767
Eddie the Eagle
I'm probably fucked.
Umm help
Cotton Hill is going to kick all thoss Tojo asses!
I'm fucked
Andrew Zimmern. Fuck
>>685657767
Kevin Costner. I think it is ok.
>>685671680
Dont worry
it's just gonna take a couple of days
>>685669085
He's a chode, a bad agent, and you're fucked.
Too bad you didn't get krycek
>>685657767
It seems like I'm being saved by Scrooge McDuck.
Tony fuckin' Soprano, I'm fuckin' safe capisce
Ron Swanson - feeling pretty confident
What the fuck is TV?
GOOOOO TRAILER PARK
>>685657767
The impractical jokers. I'm screwed.
>>685657767
James Bond
Bitch, I might be.
>>685657767
confident in the peaky fokkin blinders coming to the rescue
Even if a die, i will leave with he
Dexter the serial killer. Lmao i'm good.
>>685672007
>007
>>685660355
"Don't feel bad, Stan, he was probably Jewish anyway."
>>685659623
i wanted to use exactly the same picture and got the "duplicate file exists" message.
fuck you
I feel pretty safe
>>685657767
Harrison Ford (Paranoia). Literally just saw one part of a scene and only him when passing the TV today. I'm ultimate safe.
well im fucked
Hold the door
Kevin Bacon FTW!
>>685657767
dexter morgan
>nb4 kirito
>ib4 11-year olds spamming "sao is gud cok gobbler"
I'm ok
>>685657767
Woop Woop, Criminal Minds. Hotch says hi.
Well hodor or just died, soooo...ya
>>685658826
go back to tumblr
>>685664816
FUCK
>>685657767
Charlie Kelly. Hopefully it's one of the episodes where he succeeds at something.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xwjb8Zw.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>685657767
Martha Huber but she was pretty dead.
>>685657767
>Tuvok
I'm doing alright. This here nigger Vulcan got my back.
Am I fucked or saved?
![rhyamericans1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A8PIPVm.jpg "rhyamericans1[1].jpg")
>>685657767
KGB. I'm good
>>685672481
Hold the door ..
>>685672653
Tuvok's not available, but I can save you.
I mei be okay
>>685657767
Dean Winchester is obviously gonna save me with God.
This might work out well.
im probably kill
>>685657767
Luther (Idris Elba)
Don't remember the last TV show I watched. But I am watching Many A True Nerd play his kill everything run in fo:nv so I'd say I'm pretty good
>>685663227
Charlie will kill you ALL
>>685657767
Fuckin' Rick from Rick and Morty!
>>685659297
Cucked*
>>685657767
Alex Trebek. im as good as saved
>>685672955
Unless he comes with the crazy bitches he fancies
Van Damme
>>685657767
dont worry about me, I'll be fine
Canadian ice hockey team
>>685657767
Tommy Shelby, I may have a chance.
I'll be fine. Ziva will save me and probably throw a few knives into fuckers necks.
That is.....if she hasn't seen the hundreds of anti-semitic, Nazi-loving posts I've made on /pol/ over the years.
>>685657767
Pic related. I'm in good hands
Goku and hit were in the last part of their fight, goku just activated kioken X10 in super saiyan blue form, I'm pretty sure ill be alright
![2581525-the_master_chief_halo_547518_283_330[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IKKvhzy.jpg "2581525-the_master_chief_halo_547518_283_330[1].jpg")
I'm safe af
Thanks Bishamon. I think I'm saved
Great...
Oh shit, just watched a clip of this guy. Fuck ya, I'm saved!
everything's gonna turn out okay
Jeremy Clarkson. Fuck yeah I'm safe.
Kimmy Schmidt. I'm ok with that.
Totally not kill
I'm safe
>>685658581
We'll be fine. Maybe a bullet hole in the thigh and some nerve toxins in our systems but we'll be fine.
>>685674307
what's his name again?
Francis Underwood am I good? Season 3
Archer.......good
>>685657767
No worries, everything will be juuuuuust fine.
>>685674427
Beans bats Cucumber snatch
>>685657767
Uhhh...Well this is awkward.
>>685657767
Yay, Ross to the rescue
>>685674427
Bendydick Cuminsnatch
>>685657767
Juan Román Riquelme
I think I'll be good. At least she has expired on her side.
>>685674738
>Experience
>>685674427
Check the file name, retard
>>685664497
AHahaha you're so fucked.
The guy with the shrinking suit in Legends of Tomorrow.
>>685658581
>>685659932
>>685661441
>>685663250
>Archer
tl;dr
>Sterling shoots you in the arm
>Lana ends up saving you
>Pam gives you a handjob in the hospital
>>685657767
Goddammit.
>>685657767
Peter griffin. I am boned
>>685674823
And the retard award goes to..
>>685657767
Phil from Modern Family and he's stoned.
