Found this little guy in my backyard. Seems like it broke its leg. What should I do /b/?
It can't walk
feed it bleach
sharpie in pooper
Put it in box with blankets, bring it inside to warm up, put in a capful of water and some food (seeds or something idk), if it isn't rip tomorrow morning than contact a local wildlife rehabilitation center and send it off. That's what we did for the baby raccoon we rescued
put ur penis in it pls
find a wildlife rescue
>>685654660
Sounds good thanks.
>>685654660
Upvote
>>685654588
checked n
>>685654164
take it to a vet. pay for its treatment and wear it hanging in baby-hammock in front of you.
>>685654736
roll
keep taking pictures, and keep us informed.
>>685654660
yes do this
Is this thread for real? All good-hearted answers without any douchebag saying edgy things?
Well done, anons.
Just let nature do it's thing faggot
>>685655645
>>685655645
dude, you forgot
>>685654736
and
>>685654640
and also
>>685654588
I think its dying.
>hulksmash.gif
>>685654164
>snippymouse.gif
>>685655957
do mouth to mouth and wank him, fast!
Just like those niggers in the fighting video!
It'll eventually wake up, trust me.
SPACE PROGRAM
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>>685656147
rolling
>>685654164
jerk off on it, then stick it in ur butt anon
>>685656292
This
>>685656292
This
>>685654164
>hat should I do /b/?
snip snip, then kys
Do this, OP.
Grant that little fucker a glorious end by making him fly. He'll love it.
Trips or sensible help decides what I do. Its still alive
>>685656292
re-roll for trips
>>685656633
Cum on it
>>685656633
stick in butt
>>685656633
take him to a wildlife rehab center?
>>685656633
Give him water, seeds, make him feel warm... all that sensible shit you are supposed to do when little cute animals are dying.
>>685656292
do it faggot
>>685656633
Take it to a vet or something. If you can't just comfort the poor thing.
>>685656633
Animal REHAB, /b/ro. That is sensibility at it's finest. Help the poor thing.
>>685657055
dubs speak the truth
>>685655645
It's a little squirrel, why would we want to do edgy things to it
>>685656292
Roll
>>685656936
>>685657021
Pussys. You know it will die , might as well have some fun with it.
>>685657055
Dubs have spoken!! Do it faggot!
>>685657055
Rollllll
>>685654660
This
end his suffering. Break his neck and burn him so he may watch us from valhalla
>>685657271
Exactly. Because if it was wounded in the wild it would probably be eaten by a hawk or other predator anyway.
Fucking Millennials with their bleeding heart attitudes. Fuck off.
It looks like it is in terrible pain. If you can't get it to the vet soon, please end the poor sod as quick and painless as possible.
>>685656633
kill it with a shovel, then go jack off to trap porn
Help it.
/Thread you fucking weirdos
>>685654164
Bring it to the vet, pay for it to be fixed. If it will be your friend keep it and take care of it, but if it wants to go outside let it outside.
Hope this doesnt happen again.... (pic related)
>>685654660
This
>>685657486
Not our fault you're primitive. Wouldn't be opposed to space program tho.
>>685657533
What double 33 dubs?
>>685657533
roll
If it dies, space program or funeral pyre.
How do I check if its dead?
>>685654660
Good man. Listen to this
>>685657818
If it dies def space program only if dead
>>685657926
Check for breathing?
>>685657780
oh boy, this guy
I'm this guy >>685654660
>>685656633
Give it a solution of water, a tablespoon sugar, and a teaspoon salt. If you have a syringe or something suit it into the corner of its mouth. This will rehydrate it. If not and he is still rip I vote for space program
>>685657533
this
>>685658035
you honestly need to fuck the fuck off
If dead, Major Tom V.2
>>685658001
Not breathing
>>685657926
If it's cold to the touch and rigor mortis is setting in, you have a dead animal on your hands.
>>685657926
Heartbeat
>>685657690
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN OP, I REPEAT, DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN!
>>685656633
Mercy kill and viking funeral.
>>685658269
RIP ;^;
If it's chest is moving its alive if not it's the next neil armstrong
>>685657926
Check pulse you fucking autist
Fun little fact, chippers have a defense mechanism against predators. When one stomps on the end of their tail, the fur becomes attached so they can escape.
Try it OP.
Take it to have it put to sleep
Not the first animal my dog has killed.
give it a good burial, this is chip/b/unk now
>>685657926
that shit looks so fucking dead.
Now, gather all, dear /b/rothers and listen to me. What should OP do, Viking funeral or Space Program? ROLL IT FAGGOTS
>>685654164
>>685657690
DO THIS OP
>>685658805
Viking funeral and space program (set it on fire while it flies towards the sky)
>>685657021
this
>>685658805
Send to Valhalla.
Dubs names chipmunk
>>685659111
WINRAR
>>685659111
Winrar
>>685658993
If dead, do what this guy said
>>685659111
Little Larry
>>685659111
Neil Armstrong
>>685656633
Will it eat / drink? Take it to a vet.
>>685659111
Jerry
>>685659111
Seymore Butts
>>685659111
PU$$Y$LAYER6669420
Rolling for name:Major Tom
>>685654164
OP, are you still in gradeschool? Because only young kids with a serious developmental disorder finds this kind of shit amusing. Don't get stuck at the egomania stage.
>>685659111
CottonTail
>>685659111
Simon
>>685659111
His name is Trip
>>685659327
This
Spaceprogram GET
Name: Hitler
If trips: carve a funnel in his chest and pour vinegar in it.
Frank Sinatra
>>685659111
Marty
>>685658659
can't let it go without a name... i guess
>>685659555
Winrar!
>>685657690
roll for this
Put him in a can connected to a pipe with gas. U will have little auschwitz
>>685659111
Balthazar of the Third Reich
>>685659484
wtf is the purpose of the space program with a DEAD animal?
>>685659111
Rolling for Rufus
>>685659111
fucking retard
>>685659388
Winrar for a name, ill name it gradeschool autist. Time to give gradeschool autist a proper burial. :(
>>685659555
Holy shit, trips named it.
>>685659316
reroll
>>685659388
That's a weird name for an animal
>>685659388
Whats wrong with you?
>hur dur I don't like helping injured animals me so cool, you guys want to see my idol?
They don't make wheel chairs for this guy. I say space program
>>685659555
Frank the Chipmunk. I demand this as his theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbaDeflYLI
>>685659749
That's a fucking shitty name.
>>685659555
WINRAR HERE OP
>>685659749
Nvm frank sinatra
>>685658993
Oi Trips said Frank Sinatra
>>685659743
:D lol a dead squirrel flying with a get well balloon epic
>>685659555
Should've been Frank SiNUTra amirite?
>>685658993
THIS!!!!!
>>685659749
He's dead?!?!?!
>>685660018
We talked about this anon. Your puns are more dead than this chipmunk.
Now we "Fly him to the Moon"
>>685654164
make it watch my mixtape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLOoIS8vx4
>>685659749
he'll be fine
>>685659749
Give it a Viking funeral.
>>685659111
str8bawlerxx
Put it in a huge helium balloon and a attach a fuse, light it and let it go
>>685659874
Yo its Dylan
Rolling for proper burial, in the ground with dignity.
OP deliver! Update the situation of Frankie!
>>685657055
Kill yourself
Op, fold a paper boat (those shitty third grade ones), put chipmunk in, tie a helium balloon to it, and lit the boat and let it fly.
Frank sinatra it is
set it on fire
>>685654164
Pee on it
>>685660833
Rolling for proper in the ground burial.
Cum on it and light it on fire
>>685660959
rerolling
Rolling for Viking Space Program
>>685660155
what show is this gif from again?
Fags rerollING for proper burial, you realize you have to beat trip 5 right
>>685660155
He is, anon... he is... RIP
>>685661102
rerollings
Any last words for frank?
>>685656936
Do this they know what to do, just take him to
a vet
Godspeed Frankie
Definentely dead
Frankie, you were a little, injured chipmunk but somehow, you touched our ice-cold hearts and made /b/ a little brighter. You gathered us all in friendship and made us give all the best we had inside our dark souls. You will be remembered, Frankie... Godspeed to you.
22/05/2016, never forget"
>>685661118
dinosaurs
>>685661118
Dinosaurs was the name of the show from the early '90's
I'm burying franky
>>685661640
Bury the poor little guy in the ground, OP.
Give him a decent goodbye...
>>685661640
Space program seriously now. Attatch goodbye posts to strings
Frank is dead...again.
>>685661640
Godspeed Franky.
Do it!
>>685654588
Winrar
>>685654164
Rest in peace...
>>685661850
>>685662112
you forgot the period after P
Goodnight Frankie, you will be missed. I am not OP but i think we should record some vocaroo's so we can have a little eulogy
>>685659111
Faggot cheeks, and checked
>>685662112
>>685659111
Nigger rat
>>685662112
Oops I forgot to include the lid, its supoosed to be what they eat...
Farewell, Frank.
>>685662112
From the ID of this post:
"One day, I will see you in the eternal paradise. I hope we will be friends."
>>685662503
why do I have a feeling this picture will surface in future /b/ threads?
>>685654822
nice dubs
>>685662503
May he live on in our hearts as a community.
>>685662641
We will, just look for the anon with the glass acorn full of almonds ;)
what an amazing animal and what a remarkable life. I feel so lucky that I got to know him before he passed. may he wake up dead restfully in his sleep and survive forever resting in pieces. i sacrificed this vole in his honor.
From the Trip roller:
My beloved Frankie, I had only just met you ask you neared your final journey, and I'm glad to have been the one to name you. Godspeed Frankie R.I.P
Someone screencap and make one like this!!!!!!!! >>685657690
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>>685656292
THIS SO MUCH THIS
>>685654164
Can we do space program already and play Fly Me To The Moon in the background?
SPACE
PROGRAM
Viking funeral, comrade.
Webm it so we can hold him in our hearts. With Fly me to the Moon
>>685663203
You were the link between us and Frankie anon, we appreciate your time and care you gave to our friend. I wish you the best of fortunes....
He's buried. Frank..... RIP
Poor little Lemmiwinks... Op you should stop shoving rodents up your ass and this shit wouldn't happen
Viking funeral or normal burial. Franky deserves our respect, not our laughs.
>>685663974
RIP man... we loved you...
>>685654660
This
OP did not space program
Fuck off, OP
>>685663203
Frankie you were a real fine nigger
>>685663203
OP I will always remember this thread 10/10
>>685663974
Please record and play Fly me to the moon. No space program needed, just play that k thx bye
>>685663974
RIP little buddy.
Goodnight, sweet chipper.
>>685663632
>>685663632
THIS, ANONS!
Save this day for future glory!
>>685664368
Preach
Where is his fucking tombstone ?
You shoud've done space program faggot
Send him off gloriously with a Viking Space Program
>>685664564
what am I looking at here
Never forget the 22 of May 2016. For on this day Frankie layed down his life to brought us together. You will be missed. Godspeed Frankie.
>>685661850
10/10 goodbye
Break it's other leg and see if it will walk on the other one. It may just be yanking your chain and busting your chops, these little buggerinos are quite the diddly tricksters and will leave you gobsmacked.
>>685654660
This literally almost made me cry, I'm so glad there's still people like this in the world, nevermind /b/
Thanks anon.
>>685664677
Land whale sucking in food via osmosis? Or "facilitated diffusion" if you're snarky.
>>685654164
Shoot it out of a potato gun. Skippy the flying squirrel!
>>685664927
Rip Frank the Chipper
OP is fag
>>685664927
Thats beutiful anon :,)
feed it to a higher organism
rip in peace little feller
>>685654164
Do you live in Minnesota?
Make sure those are activated almonds OP
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/c7x21osbr1glb/Thread_files
http://www.mediafire.com/download/u4f1y615ks7u08u/Thread.htm
>>685657780
Fuck off berry picker.
>>685654660
This
>>685665104
I live in georgia>>685665104
>>685654164
cut its head off, skin it and eat it
>>685663974
>>685659749
Send him to Olympus. Only achievable through spaceprogram
>>685665373
I ask because I saw a chipmunk fuck up a jump and fall 3 stories onto the road last night and thought it would be funny if he was the same one
>>685662112
SEND HIM TO THE CLOUDS
>>685665780
kys
>>685663974
>>685664564
ahhh yes, the old emergency food storage flap. i used to have one of those.
>>685663974
SPACE PROGRAM NOW BEFORE THE MAGGOTS REACH HIM
s p a c e p r o g r a m
Frog armstrong? Anyone
>>685659111
fat little shit
Dude unburry it and it give it a proper Viking burial
>>685658408
I'm rolling for this.
>>685654164
LISTEN TO THE VOICES FAGGOT
DO IT
MAKE HIM FLY
SEND HIM TO THE SKY
HIS ANCESTORS WILL BE SMILING UPON HIM. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>>685656633
eat some of it
>>685666277
yas fam
>>685658993
//Several weeks later//
"Investigators are still looking for the cause of the largest forest fire in Georgia history..."
>>685654660
why the fuck would you "rescue" a raccoon? Jesus fuck, my guess is you live in a city somewhere and have no concept of the destructiveness of raccoons. I hope Animal control tossed the body in a dumpster.
>>685655645
it is already in pain, so killing it would only end it. So it's better to keep it alive as long as you can, so it will suffer more.
when people come to /b/ with healthy, non-suffering animals, then we suggest some kind of torture/painful death. In this case it is better to let it suffer to death, maybe in a warm place, so it'll last longer. The most I'd do to this animal is brake it's other legs without causing hemorragia, just to maximize it.
>>685656618
kekels
>>685663342
what a pussy
OK, now that the little fucker is gone, I can keep fapping to lolis.
Put me in screen cap.
RIP, DC
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